condom falling off during sex

[up da punx]

and then realizing after it's too late

WTF

[theguilt engine]

i've never had a condom fall off before...

[infamous_alias]

If your condom falls off during sex, you're sexin' wrong.

[up da punx]

not sure how it happened

[ActionActionFan]

Sue

/thread

[caress me down]

maybe your penis is too small

[faithintheknife]

haha.
i had one break before.
not cool.
okay awkward or not, but make sure when your pulling out you hold on to the base of the condom.

[up da punx]

maybe your penis is too small

nope

[infamous_alias]

not sure how it happened

I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt only because of your avatar.

[PezMullet]

If you can't feel the difference between protected sex and unprotected sex you're wrong

[up da punx]

I'm wrong?

[faithintheknife]

I'm wrong?
yeah dude.
imagine having a rubber glove on your finger and sticking it in a glass of water.
then taking the glove off and putting your hand in the glass of water.
big difference.

[sweetforever]

I've had them break before, but never fall off

[PadraicPrincess]

this happened in the movie smart people.
we should all be like dennis quaid.

[faithintheknife]

I've had them break before, but never fall off
its scary shit when they break, huh?

[up da punx]

yeah dude.
imagine having a rubber glove on your finger and sticking it in a glass of water.
then taking the glove off and putting your hand in the glass of water.
big difference.

I've done it both ways before

[billyboatkid]

Never falln off just broke twice... Sucks balls.

[lovely864md]

...how could it fall off?

[samsara]

um plan b...

[caress me down]

neither of those have ever happened to me..

[Smash Adams]

build a time machine

[mynameisX]

I had one fall off, but he bought the wrong size. That was scary.

[caress me down]

I had one fall off, but he bought the wrong size. That was scary.
was someone a little too optimistic?

[mynameisX]

was someone a little too optimistic?


haha, no it was an honest mistake. The brand he usually buys color-codes their sizes, and he grabbed some from another brand. Different brand, different size.

[Jessooker]

morning after pill.

[kaycey]

:chill::chill::chill::chill:

[ClydeMcAllister]

Feels good man.

[Kassie09]

pills ftw.

[faithintheknife]

pills ftw.
yay!
you are a smart girl.
like my girlfriend.

[Kassie09]

yay!
you are a smart girl.
like my girlfriend.
Haha, yes we are smart girls.

[zeropunk16]

It was probably her fault anyways.

[mynameisX]

It was probably her fault anyways.


How? Did she grab it with her vagina muscles and pull it off?

[zeropunk16]

How? Did she grab it with her vagina muscles and pull it off?

Well of course. Women are evil like that.

[mynameisX]

Well of course. Women are evil like that.


I need to learn said trick for shits and giggles!

[Willy McFurgle]

try a smaller condom...or duct tape...it works wonders

[mynameisX]

try a smaller condom...or duct tape...it works wonders


Ouch, duct tape would hurt....

[industrialbelt]

yeah dude.
imagine having a rubber glove on your finger and sticking it in a warm apple pie.
then taking the glove off and putting your hand in the pie.
big difference.

fixed

[Willy McFurgle]

Ouch, duct tape would hurt....

That it would, but it just might do the trick.

[mynameisX]

That it would, but it just might do the trick.


Also, no sensation. It'd be like using a dildo that wasn't doing what you wanted.

[kaycey]

not if she's on the pill.

[mynameisX]

fixed


HAHAHAHA, I almost want to go see that movie again.

But not quite

[Willy McFurgle]

Also, no sensation. It'd be like using a dildo that wasn't doing what you wanted.

good point, didn't think about that.

[mynameisX]

good point, didn't think about that.


Aren't you glad I pointed it out? Now, you know it's not worth it to try it! You're welcome

[AP_Punk]

That's why you don't use a condom.

[faithintheknife]

That's why you don't use a condom.
yeah true.
its feels better for girls too.

[Willy McFurgle]

Aren't you glad I pointed it out? Now, you know it's not worth it to try it! You're welcome

Yes, thank you, i was 5 seconds away from attempting such a disastrous feat.

[mynameisX]

Yes, thank you, i was 5 seconds away from attempting such a disastrous feat.


Woot woot for me! Maybe I should start wearing a cape.....

[wroteurname]

maybe your penis is too small
This is the only possible reason.

[wroteurname]

fixed
<--------avatar aproves of this post.

[AlkalineAshes]

I used the wrong lube once... masage oil.. that sucked

[Burning Star IV]

You're doing it wrong.

[AP_Punk]

pull out, forthewinforever.

old school.

[swt_catastrophe]

um plan b...
i came in here to say that.

[AP_Punk]

you can say that again!

[JJJ]

Have had them fall off/break before. You're pretty fucking stupid if you don't notice though, I pull out even with protection anyways

[swt_catastrophe]

you can say that again!
this is why god invented plan b!!

[splitsecond]

was your dick in a vagina or a vacuum cleaner?

[caress me down]

haha, no it was an honest mistake. The brand he usually buys color-codes their sizes, and he grabbed some from another brand. Different brand, different size.
haha, got it.

[caress me down]

I used the wrong lube once... masage oil.. that sucked
that must've burned the girl like crazy.

[nhoium]

They're not supposed to fall off man.
Try buying a smaller size. :shrug:

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

This is why I prefer using customised spandex.

[carlster!]

maybe you just didnt roll it up all the way...that can cause problems

[drewziph]

I need to learn said trick for shits and giggles!
this made me lol.

[kwsqd]

maybe it's not the small penis, but the huge vagina

[MIKEY_HORROR]

Magnum XL's arent for everbody man....try downgrading

[Renee]

maybe it's not the small penis, but the huge vagina
HAHAHAAHAHAHA!

x

[berskyjr]

vagina with teeth?

[amysaurus]

Holy lol hahahahahaha

Best thread to wake up to in the morning.

[up da punx]

I think it came off when I was pulling out actually

[caress me down]

This is why I prefer using customised spandex.
.....? they have those?

[parallelism]

Yeah, I dunno dude. I once used a brand I was unfamiliar with and the fit was a tiiiiny bit looser than I was used to, but it still didn't fall off or do anything scary. Try something smaller? The condom being way too big sounds like the only solution... I mean, they're usually even randomly difficult to pull off afterwards when you're flaccid.

[popdisaster00]

one of the worst situations of my life.

of course, it didn't "fall off"

it snapped

and i didn't know.

thank god for plan b!

[asteria]

he has a small dick.

end of thread.

[parallelism]

one of the worst situations of my life.

of course, it didn't "fall off"

it snapped

and i didn't know.

thank god for plan b!

Haha, yeah. Never had one break on me but I felt like it's gotten close before. It doesn't make any sense, but it seems like slower sex is harder on a condom than just full out going at it.

The only other thing besides a small dick or big condom issue I can think of for this dude is that the girl was really dry.

[up da punx]

usually I have trouble pulling them off at the end

my penis size certainly isn't the problem here

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

.....? they have those?

Yeah! :V And man has visited the moon, too!

[4N6 science]

maybe your penis is too small

QFT

[faithintheknife]

I think it came off when I was pulling out actually
its pretty simple. you blew your load. the girl was semi-dry. while pulling out the dry-ness of the vagina pulled on the condom and your wetness of your load on the inside made it so the condom stayed and your penis didn't.
next time don't use a condom. skeet on her. she'll enjoy that more than a dick covered in plastic.

[Paulb-182]

Go get the morning after pill. And you must have a tiny penis.

this is EXACTLY what i was gonna say

all but about the morning after pill..

im not one for giving real advice

[Derekx]

Get her a season pass to your local theme park.

[SLoT]

Can they fall off? Like a kid falls off a swing? I don't know I never use them...oooh!

[kaycey]

they can tear, not fall off. but maybe his dick was too small.

[AP_Punk]

Can they fall off? Like a kid falls off a swing? I don't know I never use them...oooh!

hahaha

[WakeUpBlondie]

Staple it to your dick.

[caress me down]

Yeah! :V And man has visited the moon, too!
funny

[caress me down]

QFT
i still have no idea what that means

[AP_Punk]

quotefortruth

[phil19]

i still have no idea what that means

some dude replied to me with qft one time and i had no idea what it meant either.
i googled it :-p

[4N6 science]

i still have no idea what that means

quotefortruth

Ding Ding Ding

[mynameisX]

Ding Ding Ding


You'd make a good bell for Halloween.

[AussieBoy]

usually I have trouble pulling them off at the end

my penis size certainly isn't the problem here


haha i know!! so many times ive almost snapped myself or the poor girl in the head with it taking it off!

[SgtSmegma]

vagina with teeth?

vagina dentata

[samsara]

vagina dentata

isnt there a cheesy horror film about this?

[AussieBoy]

hope not... dont want to be scared off.

though it could be something to think about if u want to hang on for a bit longer

[AP_Punk]

teeth.

rad movie.

[samsara]

haha i knew it


i wanted to watch it but i forgot to

now would be an interesting time....

[AP_Punk]

do it!

[samsara]

ha now i plan on it

seems interesting

[remedyeli]

I saw teeth.
It was more of a comedy than a horror.
Honestly, if it wasn't for the big plot, the movie would have sucked.

How can you not laugh at a girl biting penises off with her vagina?
Just be glad it's not you.

[phil19]

there was a movie, a cant remember what it was called, it might have been kiker condom, but it was a condom and it had teeth and it bit dudes knobs off haha

[fadedmemories]

I saw teeth.
It was more of a comedy than a horror.
Honestly, if it wasn't for the big plot, the movie would have sucked.

How can you not laugh at a girl biting penises off with her vagina?
Just be glad it's not you.
lolwut

[remedyeli]

there was a movie, a cant remember what it was called, it might have been kiker condom, but it was a condom and it had teeth and it bit dudes knobs off haha

Yessss I have seen it. It is called Killer Condom.
It's a B-Side German horror film made in the 90's.
It wasn't very great, but I was never a fan of reading subtitles in the first place.

http://i30.tinypic.com/2rnxzzm.jpg

[popdisaster00]

Haha, yeah. Never had one break on me but I felt like it's gotten close before. It doesn't make any sense, but it seems like slower sex is harder on a condom than just full out going at it.

The only other thing besides a small dick or big condom issue I can think of for this dude is that the girl was really dry.
she was sitting on top of me, going up and down slowly for the most part, so maybe you are right

[4N6 science]

You'd make a good bell for Halloween.

Haha, yeah I should dress up as one. I'm having a nice halloween party at my house. It's going to be a blast.

[SgtSmegma]

isnt there a cheesy horror film about this?

Yes. Teeth. Its fucking awesome.

[mattmatumbo]

If your condom falls off during sex, you're sexin' wrong.

or you're womans pc muscles are like he-man's hands gripping your dick! or you're wearing magnums which are too big, the latter happened to me once.

[phil19]

Yessss I have seen it. It is called Killer Condom.
It's a B-Side German horror film made in the 90's.
It wasn't very great, but I was never a fan of reading subtitles in the first place.

http://i30.tinypic.com/2rnxzzm.jpg

haha thats the one!!
awesome!

[samsara]

Yes. Teeth. Its fucking awesome.


bahahaha im watching it right now

it is one of the funniest movies ever

[SgtSmegma]

Its pretty great.

[infamous_alias]

or you're womans pc muscles are like he-man's hands gripping your dick! or you're wearing magnums which are too big, the latter happened to me once.

I need to meet more women like this haha...

[victoria101]

I have actually had this happen to me.
PLAN B :]

[HelpMeSleep]

I need to meet more women like this haha...
or you could just get a he-man hand job... :shrug:

[argg_xo]

i'm pretty sure there is a tranny in that killer condom flick.

[HelpMeSleep]

haha. that does look like a tranny in the bottom right corner.

[schaft0620]

yeah dude.
imagine having a rubber glove on your finger and sticking it in a glass of water.
then taking the glove off and putting your hand in the glass of water.
big difference.


:bow:

[kaycey]

wtf

[breaking news!]

Your condom fell off, eh? Maybe you should get one that fits properly. And also, if you're uncircumsized it's harder to keep one on. And if you are, then I don't know. That is unfortunate though. :[

[kaycey]

Your condom fell off, eh? Maybe you should get one that fits properly. And also, if you're uncircumsized it's harder to keep one on. And if you are, then I don't know. That is unfortunate though. :[
*uncircumcized
i'm uncircumcized and there have never been any such incidents.
its like someone said before, his dick was too small.

[breaking news!]

*uncircumcized
i'm uncircumcized and there have never been any such incidents.
its like someone said before, his dick was too small.

My apologies for the lazy spelling. And yes, my first thought was something like, "If you can put on the condom, and then wrap it around your penis a few times and then tie it, most likely you need to buy smaller condoms. Magnums are only wishful thinking, my friend."

[YeahRiight]

yeah dude.
imagine having a rubber glove on your finger and sticking it in a glass of water.
then taking the glove off and putting your hand in the glass of water.
big difference.

so THATS what sex feels like...

[AP_Punk]

:puts penis in a cup of water:

[HelpMeSleep]

hahahaha. I can't believe having sex just got compared to being in water. :-d

[mynameisX]

:puts penis in a cup of water:

Lol

[DaveZeroZero]

I'm so edgy that I don't even need a condom and therefore one can't fall off of my penis!

That said, I don't wear them because I can't get laid.

[takemyhand]

abort abort

[skashroomking]

hahahahhahaha, thats great!!!!! masage oil

[mynameisX]

I'm so edgy that I don't even need a condom and therefore one can't fall off of my penis!

That said, I don't wear them because I can't get laid.

You should just wear them anyways.

[YeahRiight]

You should just wear them anyways.

word, less clean up after you jerk it.

[caress me down]

word, less clean up after you jerk it.
...you seriously wear a condom while masturbating?

[Giant Broccoli]

word, less clean up after you jerk it.

lol this guy

[YeahRiight]

...you seriously wear a condom while masturbating?

yeah. also when I urinate, i'm trying to cut down on flushing the toilet, my water bill is outrageous.

[caress me down]

yeah. also when I urinate, i'm trying to cut down on flushing the toilet, my water bill is outrageous.

/sarcasm

[YeahRiight]

/sarcasm

/no shit

[caress me down]

/no shit
oh shut up. you can't sense sarcasm on the internet. and there's some weird people on here, you never know.

[danatan79]

eh, just use birth control. haha that way you dont need condoms :]

[beautifulpoison]

eh, just use birth control. haha that way you dont need condoms :]

And then, sex is a lot more fun, believe me.... I hate condoms.... They suck!!!!!

[caress me down]

i heard there's some chafing involved from condomless sex, but i wouldn't know

[PoisonInMyVeins]

i've never had one fall off on me ever. my friend's girlfriend's vagina is basically a condom eater though. every time they have sex the condom falls off. lawl.

[caress me down]

i've never had one fall off on me ever. my friend's girlfriend's vagina is basically a condom eater though. every time they have sex the condom falls off. lawl.
that's so strange. i wonder if her vagina is oddly deformed or something

[PoisonInMyVeins]

that's so strange. i wonder if her vagina is oddly deformed or something

no it's just gaping because she's a whore.

[caress me down]

no it's just gaping because she's a whore.
should've known.

[DaveZeroZero]

i've never had one fall off on me ever. my friend's girlfriend's vagina is basically a condom eater though. every time they have sex the condom falls off. lawl.
OM NOM NOM

[PoisonInMyVeins]

OM NOM NOM

exactly

[fadedmemories]

i've never had one fall off on me ever. my friend's girlfriend's vagina is basically a condom eater though. every time they have sex the condom falls off. lawl.
:-d

[DaveZeroZero]

exactly
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y82/j4ever/misc_posters/teeth-movie-poster1.jpg

[kwsqd]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y82/j4ever/misc_posters/teeth-movie-poster1.jpg
fail

[DaveZeroZero]

fail
I still need to see that movie.

[mattmatumbo]

yeah i need to see it too, last night i went out and bought 4 seasons of sealab and evil dead 1, i feel like i fucked a really ugly chick and the condom fell off when i looked at my bank account

[Miss Heartcore]

Funniest thread in PL in a long time.


Looovin it.

[concernedparent]

You need a bigger dick

[JJJ]

You need a bigger dick

I haven't noticed a post from you in quite some time, how are you?

[concernedparent]

I haven't noticed a post from you in quite some time, how are you?
I'm great thank you! Glad to be here!

[JJJ]

I'm great thank you! Glad to be here!

Were you gone? or am I stupid and just haven't noticed you lol

[WakeUpBlondie]

I'm great thank you! Glad to be here!

You're not the same without the Canda avatar:-(

[Demonic_101]

my boyfriend only used a condom once, it didn't fall off though. im not a slut (fyi) he was my first and is gonna be my last lol

[kwsqd]

lol