the official floyd is a fucking douchebag thread

[tickytacky]

It's also funny to see my old account and posts. Been a while.

[Broken Parachute]

Broken Parachute

1. What the hell is the deal with the private profile? What do you have to hide John?!

2. You always have lots of depressing stories to tell, but you also always seem to be upbeat and one of the nicest people on this site, how do you stay so posi?

3. Me and a friend were having a conversation about Crime In Stereo today, think they’ll ever become bigger than they currently are? I think they could have made …Is dead a little bit catchier, perhaps next album?

4. Tell me about Seton Hall, a lot of people hate their Freshman year roommates or at least pretend to, do you like them? Do they treat you well?

5. It always seemed you were kind of a big man on campus at your High School, how has it been transitioning to little fish in a big pond? Would this question be less confusing if I wasn’t mixing metaphors?

6. I know you post in other forums on this site and I try not to judge you for it as much as possible, but seriously, why? You know this is the best one and it almost makes me a little jealous to know that you’re not fully ours. What the hell, John? I want to know your feelings on my disappointment.

7. When you first started jacking off, did you notice that your cum had a smell to it? Hasn’t that smell kind of gone away as you grow older? Do you think that’s because you’ve gotten used to it or because it doesn’t smell anymore? If it’s because you’ve gotten used to it doesn’t that make you feel kind of self-conscious?

8. Who’s your favorite cokehead baseball player of the 80s?

9. Will Crime In Stereo ever write a song better than For Exes?

10. If you had to pick one thing to disappear past, present and future what would it be, CBS comedies or Martin Short?I love you, Doug.

[Scott Weber]

that was the most pissed i think i've ever been on this forum.

[startBBtoday]

i rereading everyone's 10 questions answers now

[xbrokendownx]

http://i35.tinypic.com/25zhzyp.jpg

i fucking cant stop laughing lol

[Broken Parachute]

i rereading everyone's 10 questions answers nowMy answers were so...not me. I hate rereading old posts because I feel as if I'm nothing like that in real life. Forums me is very different than real life me.

[Scott Weber]

lol biggest dick move:

http://grab.by/8myz

To this day I think the most annoying thing people do on this forum is poke their head in and defend somebody else who doesn't deserve defending.

[Scott Weber]

oh man this thread reminded me of when Kshtoinks called Josh Hamilton racist for switching to a Christian agent.

[tickytacky]

I'm rereading this thread now and my afternoon is officially made.

[Broken Parachute]

I wish I could erase all my posts from 2005-2009.

Then again, if I did that, I wouldn't have anything to look back and laugh at.

[rcrook]

can someone find kshotinks12 epic "braves" ms paint masterpiece?

[we are cured]

excellent thread haha

[Scott Weber]

haha LeftWide "don't be so sensitive, it's just the internet" - weeks later he blows up over some ribbing and never returns.

[Broken Parachute]

I still can't believe he never came back.

[tickytacky]

Oh go write a piece about it for your school newspaper and hold a rally in the quad. You're fucking right this was a bait job, it was written to make fun of Floyd and Floyd alone, but everyone is like "OmG hE waS goNNa geT banNed no matter what!?!?!!?". I know Floyd and I expected him to say I was a piece of shit and and assbag and other things, but I don't think anybody expected him to use slurs, especially not me. I really didn't have a choice after that. He could have said ANYTHING but stuff like that considering the circumstances, period.
HAHA the drama with Pierce was hilarious.

All these made me die as well:

his name isnt really floyd?

well i'll be damned.

Floyd and Matt Kaufman are sharing a Miller Chill right now and sharing stories.

:popcorn: I am finally not involved! Yes!

[bigmike]

Matt Kaufman followed me on twitter a week or so ago. Blast from the past.

[startBBtoday]

sometimes i think about doing the 10 questions thing again. sometimes.

[tickytacky]

sometimes i think about doing the 10 questions thing again. sometimes.
Do it!!

[Broken Parachute]

sometimes i think about doing the 10 questions thing again. sometimes.Please do it. This forum needs some fun again. I failed with the 2010 Forum Awards. You can succeed though!

[pand75]

This was incredible. I can read through all of these and still laugh all the time

[Broken Parachute]

So is this the thread where we all became Facebook friends? Haha.

[pand75]

yeah most likely. this is definitely when i came in. i was a year or 2 after all the real fun it seems

[pand75]

adolf femia
this is a great post

[Spicoli hey bud]

Spicoli hey bud4. Crime In Stereo is a band that I like a lot, but I’m kind of sick of seeing them live, what are you feelings on my feelings of seeing Crime In Stereo?
Their final, final, final show is tomorrow and I'm still not sick of them.

[CubbyNick42]

I forgot what a monster this thing was.

[startBBtoday]

Please do it. This forum needs some fun again. I failed with the 2010 Forum Awards. You can succeed though!

Do it!!


i will absolutely consider it

[startBBtoday]

alright, if i'm gonna do the 10 questions thing again, should it be in this thread or a new thread?

[xbrokendownx]

this thread, definitely

[Broken Parachute]

I think this thread would be cool.

[teddy]

Good times.

[Chris M.]

Pierce aka Sandy Cohen

[Drew Beringer]

Is this the thread that LWO quit in?

[Scott Weber]

Pierce aka Sandy Cohen
one of my go tos.

[rcrook]

whyd we call him sandy cohen?

[Scott Weber]

whyd we call him sandy cohen?
public defender extraordinaire

[startBBtoday]

this thread, definitely

I'll do it.

Who wants questions? I'll start this tomorrow at work.

[pand75]

I'll do it.

Who wants questions? I'll start this tomorrow at work.

Hire this man!!

I'l take them obviously.

Also, reading back on this thread, Dead on Arrival is the worst song on TTTYG.

[Broken Parachute]

I'll do it.

Who wants questions? I'll start this tomorrow at work.Definitely give me questions, haha. The last ones you gave me were great.

[rcrook]

i'd love questions whenever you have down time

[Flags of Dawn]

I also enjoy talking about myself.

[SwiftSilentDead]

Sure, why not?

[FondestMemory]

Im in.

[xbrokendownx]

im down, obviously

[Killadelphia]

I'll do it.

[preppyak]

Also, reading back on this thread, Dead on Arrival is the worst song on TTTYG.
I hate Saturday the most, but those two are my least favorite on the album.

And I'm down for 10 questions again if you've got time

[startBBtoday]

I encourage anyone that's not already friends with me on facebook to add me if you do that sorta thing to make my job a little easier.

facebook.com/dougkyed

[tickytacky]

I encourage anyone that's not already friends with me on facebook to add me if you do that sorta thing to make my job a little easier.

facebook.com/dougkyed
We are already friends :)

[Spicoli hey bud]

Hire this man!!

I'l take them obviously.

Also, reading back on this thread, Dead on Arrival is the worst song on TTTYG.

I hate Saturday the most, but those two are my least favorite on the album.

And I'm down for 10 questions again if you've got time
It's funny because these were the 2 songs used in their promotional sampler.

[FondestMemory]

I encourage anyone that's not already friends with me on facebook to add me if you do that sorta thing to make my job a little easier.

facebook.com/dougkyed

request sent.

And for anybody else that cares, its dave biscella on facebook and @davebiscella on twitter.

Dont expect much though. Its pretty much all self promo and babling about movies.

[Flags of Dawn]

Not a fan of Grenade Jumper at all.

[xbrokendownx]

that Hey Chris song (i forget the title) is the worst IMO

[Scott Weber]

we love you back!

[preppyak]

I went back and listened...Dead on Arrival and Grenade Jumper are definitely the two worst

[Broken Parachute]

Why did I talk so much shit on "Reinventing the Wheel?" I love that song, haha. "Grenade Jumper" is definitely the worst song. "Sending Postcards From A Plane Crash Wish You Were Here" and "Tell That Mick He Just Made My List Of Things To Do Today" are my two favorites.

[startBBtoday]

Hire this man!!

I'l take them obviously.

Also, reading back on this thread, Dead on Arrival is the worst song on TTTYG.


Alright Pat,

If I get fired for doing this while at work, you have to pay my bills for me, and not with your crazy Canadian Loonies, I'm talking with real 'Merican money.

-I know you're from Quebec, so what's the deal with the whole language thing there? You don't seem like the kind of guy who would speak French, but I know most of the province does. If you do, say something French. If you don't, are there people that you just basically can't communicate with?
-Do you still work at Best Buy? Explain.
-What's your favorite line from any movie ever?
-If you could be any character from any television show ever, who would it be and why?
-You kinda came to the party late, out of any Sports Forum "legend," what do you feel like you missed out on the most?
-What brought you to the site/forum?
-Myself excluded, if you had to snuggle with anyone from the sports forum, who would it be? Just a name, no explanation please.
-Explain poutine and why I should have it at some point in my life.
-Why do you think I have so few posts compared to everyone else? I feel like people disappear into NHL and NCAA Basketball threads and come back out with 10,000 posts.
-If you were to visit Wassau, describe your perfect three day weekend spent with one Drew Beringer.

[Drew Beringer]

Real talk: FUTCT > TTTYG

[Drew Beringer]

-If you were to visit Wassau, describe your perfect three day weekend spent with one Drew Beringer.

haha I hope you ask everyone that question

[Scott Weber]

hahaha amazing start to this re-boot

[CarlosLunes]

id spend all 3 days at eastbay

[pand75]

Alright Pat,

If I get fired for doing this while at work, you have to pay my bills for me, and not with your crazy Canadian Loonies, I'm talking with real 'Merican money.

-I know you're from Quebec, so what's the deal with the whole language thing there? You don't seem like the kind of guy who would speak French, but I know most of the province does. If you do, say something French. If you don't, are there people that you just basically can't communicate with?
I'm 100% bilingual because they force it on you as a child. Up until grade 3, your schooling is 100% french, then beyond that it becomes 50/50. I'm from a very Anglophone, suburban area on the island on Montreal, so when I tell people I'm from Montreal, they're extremely confused as to why I don't have an accent at all. Salut Doug, j'apprecis que t'a pris le temps de composer ces questions. c'est tres gentil de toi. (hi doug, i appreciate you taking the time to make these questions. its very nice of you)
-Do you still work at Best Buy? Explain.
I do and I hate it. Despite getting some sweet deals on some Blu-rays, amongst other things, they're way too obsessed with numbers (ie: service plan, geek squad) rather than giving a shit about their employees. Also, a lot of my better friends have been quitting so going to work is definitely a chore. Thankfully I'm almost done my degree.
-What's your favorite line from any movie ever?
I'm not a huge quote/lyric guy personally, but I'm just going to go with the entire script of Dumb & Dumber. I can recite the entire movie, and it's really annoying to person I watch it with.
-If you could be any character from any television show ever, who would it be and why?
Gob Bluth, who wouldn't wanted to be a magician, drive a segway and basically get my entire life paid for COME ON

-You kinda came to the party late, out of any Sports Forum "legend," what do you feel like you missed out on the most?
I feel like I missed out on probably the best times around here, and a lot of retired posters like mikeford jetsstolehome etc. especially looking at all the recent 5-7 year old bumps, it seemed like there was a lot more fun around here, but I came towards the end of the fun I believe so I'm at least fortunate for that.
-What brought you to the site/forum?
I always listened to the music that everyone here listened to and all the news was here. I always came to this site for news and never thought about the possibly of posting on a message board. well 15,000 posts later, here i am. I love this place, regardless of the slow pace of the forum.
-Myself excluded, if you had to snuggle with anyone from the sports forum, who would it be? Just a name, no explanation please.
BigMike. It's cold in our igloos up here, I need some warmth!
-Explain poutine and why I should have it at some point in my life.
Poutine is fries, topped with curd cheese and gravy. I'm not the biggest fan, because I'd like to think of myself as a healthy eater, but once in a while at like 3 am after beers, it's great. You should give it a chance sometime in your life if you have the opportunity
-Why do you think I have so few posts compared to everyone else? I feel like people disappear into NHL and NCAA Basketball threads and come back out with 10,000 posts.
Well I actually I noticed that in the past year, you've posted a lot more. Before if I recall, all you really did was post about the Red Sox and in the fantasy threads. I think that with you touring less now, you have more free time and that's where AP really shines. It's a time killer.
-If you were to visit Wassau, describe your perfect three day weekend spent with one Drew Beringer.
I would obviously bring him to the local best buy and let him use my Best Buy discount on the new Skylit Drive disc and Beauty on the Beast on Blu Ray. He would then drag me into the nearest foot locker to take advantage of the awesome 2 for 30 basketball shorts promotion! During all this mall time, we would be tweeting back and forth on our respective iPhones and posting pictures of people wearing CC Sabathia Brewers jersey tees and say HEY I HAVE THAT TOO GUYS!!! Unfortunately we run into Brett Favre at the mall, and Drew then ripped off his AA sweater to show that he is still wearing his Favre #4. I then leave in disgust.


Thanks Doug, that was fun

[Broken Parachute]

Pat's blue ray experience with discount > Drew's blue ray experience

[Scott Weber]

A+++++ responses, would read again.

Also, Pat speaks fluent french? That is some mind shattering knowledge.

[Broken Parachute]

It's funny because I figured he would speak French being from Quebec, but he just doesn't look or act like he would, if that makes any sense? Haha.

[pand75]

yeah I am. Strangely enough, I became way more fluent in french from working in retail for like 7 years rather than all the schooling. I'm also better at French that the majority of my friends for some reason. I really dislike using the French language especially since people come into Best Buy and automatically speaks French hoping for someone to accommodate them. its also very annoying because everyone at work knows i speak french so they come and find me to help their french customers all over the store, because no one else can't.

A lot of my francophone friends and I have a funny relationship. I talk to them in english and they talk to me back in french. it's pretty funny.

[startBBtoday]

Definitely give me questions, haha. The last ones you gave me were great.

-What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever done to impress a girl? Or better yet, what's the most embarrassing you will ever do to impress a girl?
-What's the deal with NFL players and dreadlocks? Most people cut their hair or change their hairstyle upwards of 50 times during the course of an NFL career, but not them? Shouldn't they get sick of them at some point? It doesn't seem like the easiest hairstyle to keep up.
-What's the most embarrassing movie you've ever watched with your mom? Mine would have to be either "Monster" or "Brokeback Mountain"
-Who do you feel you "know" the best from the sports forum?
-If you were a professional wrestler, what would your nickname be? May I suggest the Staten Island Ferry?
-What percentage of your graduating class has gone on to become guidos?
-What are your hopes and dreams?
-If you could pick any female actress to play you in a biopic, who would it be and why?
-If you could buy Drew any Blu Ray OR any player tee, what would it be? Would you pick the player tee or the blu ray? Why? Describe your range of emotions.
-You're at a 7-11 at 2 in the morning and you're about to go to Mike Ford's mom's house to play video games and watch Major League (I've been in this exact situation before), what do you buy for snacks?

[pand75]

Also I made a slight adjustment to my Gob Bluth response. i like it a lot more now.

[Scott Weber]

hey pat, how do you pronounce your last name?

[pand75]

the proper polish way is: ahn-jay-eff-ski
the way i pronounce and tell every one to pronounce it: ann-dree-es-ski

im seriously thinking about changing it later on. it was such a pain growing up with this last name, that i don't want any of my future kids to have the same problems.

[tickytacky]

I want questions Doug!

[startBBtoday]

i'd love questions whenever you have down time

I can't believe I didn't ask you ten questions the first time around, here we go though.

-Living in Orange County, what is your general feeling about Disneyland? Do you have a favorite ride? A favorite experience? I'm a big fan of Disneyland.
-Marion Butts, Natrone Means or Leonard Russell?
-When Junior Seau played for the Patriots, I saw him twice in Boston, once coming out of a club and once with his son in a Hot Dog Restaurant. Which would you rather do with Junior Seau, eat hot dogs or go clubbing?
-Explain a regular day in the life of Ryan and his bros.
-What's the most mad you've ever been specifically relating to the sports forum. I'm not even saying it has to be you being that extraordinarily mad, I'm just asking what the most mad you've ever been was.
-Have you ever had a diary or a journal?
-You have your twitter protected, what's the best thing you've ever tweeted? Mine would have to be "Your mom is so dumb she thinks that happiness is a mat that sits on her doorway." beat that.
-Living in California, would you ever live anywhere else? Could it get better?
-What's your favorite 90s kids sports movie?
-If Drew came out to "the OC" to hang with you and your friends, how would that go?

[Scott Weber]

the proper polish way is: ahn-jay-eff-ski
the way i pronounce and tell every one to pronounce it: ann-dree-es-ski

im seriously thinking about changing it later on. it was such a pain growing up with this last name, that i don't want any of my future kids to have the same problems.
that's pretty close to how i've always pronounced it in my mind, i had a buddy when i was a kid who had a weird ass polish asdjasd-ski last name so i always tend to pronounce names just like that, haha.

[Scott Weber]

hahahaha i laughed so hard at natrone means

[startBBtoday]

I also enjoy talking about myself.

-You have over 40,000 posts, is it mostly in the general forum?
-Isn't it kind of weird that Nick Collins wears LeRoy Butler's 36 and also kind of looks exactly like him with a helmet on?
-Not gonna lie, I don't know what your name is. What's your name? ASL? Pic?
-What food is Madison, WI known for and who serves it the best in case I'm ever there.
-Do you go to school? Have a job?
-I've only ever been to Eau Claire, WI. What do you know about Eau Claire, WI? I know that it sucks.
-What's your favorite piece of clothing you've ever owned? I think I recently discovered mine is probably a Curtis Martin jersey I had in 1996.
-If you could spend the rest of your life in any movie, what would it be?
-What's the worst movie you saw this year?
-You probably live pretty close to Drew. Have you ever met up? If not, what the hell are you waiting for?!

[CarlosLunes]

did i do one of these?

[pand75]

yeah you did. i read it yesterday. i had nothing better to do but read through the whole thread.

[startBBtoday]

Sure, why not?

-You guys and your private profiles, your name's Corey, right? ASL? Pic?
-Why the Panthers and not the Ravens?
-Were you kind of pissed that you wound up with Kerry Collins, while the Jaguars wound up with Mark Brunell?
-Who's your favorite Panthers player ever?
-Who would win in a Panthers-off you or Tyler Vayglerlhlgahlalga
-I'm currently at work and just walked by an open bag of goldfish and didn't have any. That's the first time that's ever happened in my life, what's your favorite cheese flavored snack?
-Do you go to school? Have a job? What's your deal?
-If you woke up tomorrow and discovered you were a lion, and realized it was only for one day and you were like, in Africa and stuff. What would you eat? Would you try to catch a gazzelle or just eat some grass and stuff? Would you have sex with a female lion? Would you feel weird about it afterwards? Would you tell your friends about your experience? Would they believe you?
-Who's your favorite comedic actor?
-If Drew walked through the door of whatever room you're in right now, describe your reaction to that hypothetical situation.

[pand75]

cheese-flavored snack haha

[xbrokendownx]

holy shit @that lion question lol

[Broken Parachute]

-What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever done to impress a girl? Or better yet, what's the most embarrassing you will ever do to impress a girl?This is a tough one because I never really have to do much, they're usually so impressed already. The only dumb thing I can think of was one time Freshman year there was a girl I was talking to, and she was really sick two days before a big exam. She was upset that she didn't have the strength to organize all her work in time to study for it, so I got her books from her roommate and made her a study guide with notecards and stuff and left it under her door that night. Besides the fact that her pants dropped immediately after that, my friends made fun of me for a bit and such. I'm not the type to normally do anything overly impressive for a girl unless I legitimately like her, so that might be the height of my idiocy.

-What's the deal with NFL players and dreadlocks? Most people cut their hair or change their hairstyle upwards of 50 times during the course of an NFL career, but not them? Shouldn't they get sick of them at some point? It doesn't seem like the easiest hairstyle to keep up.I had a discussion with a friend of mine about this earlier in the season. If I were a player, personally, I would drag those guys down buy their dreads. If they want to rock the dreads, they should pay the consequences....getting tackled by the hair. My friend's theory is that the dreads have some sort of mysterious power that helps them play better and if they were to chop them off, their talent would be gone. He's kind of a nut, but it's an interesting theory.

-What's the most embarrassing movie you've ever watched with your mom? Mine would have to be either "Monster" or "Brokeback Mountain"True Lies. The scene where Jamie Lee Curtis gives Arnold Schwarzenegger a lapdance was absolutely painful to watch. We just sucked it up, didn't make eye contact, and got through it. It didn't help that the movie sucked anyway.

-Who do you feel you "know" the best from the sports forum?I would say probably Matt (CarlosLunes). He's the only person I've met more than once from this website, and even though you guys have all been a pretty unexpected influence on my life, Matt has been the biggest. Whenever I needed advice or was in a rut over something, Matt always smacked me upside the head and told me what to do. Plus he's hooked me up with some good shows and stuff. I've gotten to know him pretty well over the last five years or so (no homo that entire answer).

-If you were a professional wrestler, what would your nickname be? May I suggest the Staten Island Ferry?That's a very appropriate nickname. The Staten Island Ferry. I like that. Although usually that's what we call tramps...it's free and everyone gets a ride. I'd have to think long and hard (nh) about that one.

-What percentage of your graduating class has gone on to become guidos?Let's see...I graduated with 276 boys, most of whom were already transforming into guidos while we were still in high school, but some of which also reverted back to normalcy, so that's a rough one. If I went through my Facebook, I could probably find about 15-20 serious guidos, and then about 20 more half guidos. If I had to guess a percentage, close to 10% give or take a few.

-What are your hopes and dreams?I'm a pretty confident person, I would say, and I think if I truly want to do something I will try my hardest to get there some day. I love to write and besides the school newspaper I recently started becoming a contributing writer of the SHU basketball blog at SBNation, so I'm getting more practice there. I'm also a DJ and a sports broadcaster at my school's radio station (89.5 FM WSOU), so that's a field I'm getting into. I feel like my dream would be to be a sports writer for a newspaper or just to be involved in any kind of sports radio broadcasting. I understand every 15-20 year old kid has that dream and in our society where jobs (especially in the media business) are becoming scarce, so maybe it will be that much harder, but I'm confident enough in myself that if I work hard enough that I can some day work in a field that I love. I see too many people (especially in my family) commit to a job that they will make a decent amount of money but can't ever be happy because they hate it so much. If I had to break it down simply, my dream is to work in a job I really love, have a nice family, and remain healthy.

-If you could pick any female actress to play you in a biopic, who would it be and why?Rosie O'Donnell might be the most appropriate choice here, but because Natalie Portman is so hot I'm going to go with her.

-If you could buy Drew any Blu Ray OR any player tee, what would it be? Would you pick the player tee or the blu ray? Why? Describe your range of emotions.This is the toughest one. Is there a chance I could buy both? Alright, if I had to pick one, then I would buy Drew a Derrick Turnbow player tee. I understand that Blu Ray is the ULTIMATE movie watching experience, but in the end you can't turn down the chance to rock a Derrick Turnbow player tee. It was an emotional decision for me because, like I said, I understand the vitality of the Blu Ray experience but I think a Turnbow player tee would be a nice addition to Drew's collection.

-You're at a 7-11 at 2 in the morning and you're about to go to Mike Ford's mom's house to play video games and watch Major League (I've been in this exact situation before), what do you buy for snacks?I would grab some Natty, some Clam Chowder (to stick our dicks in of course), and a bag of Spicy Sweet Chili Doritos. Does that not sound like the perfect night? Well, it is.

[Spicoli hey bud]

I'm not a huge quote/lyric guy personally, but I'm just going to go with the entire script of Dumb & Dumber. I can recite the entire movie, and it's really annoying to person I watch it with.

I thought everyone with a dick could do this?

[xbrokendownx]

id buy drew a randy wolf player T

[pand75]

[/B]I thought everyone with a dick could do this?
[/I]
yeah it's pretty standard stuff. its not impressive, but i still love it.

[startBBtoday]

Im in.

-Describe the last year and a half of your life since I last asked you these questions.
-Who's the one athlete that you feel like you can't really discuss rationally, for me it's Griffey.
-What do you do as soon as you get home from work? As much as I tell myself I'm not going to, the first thing i do as soon as I get home is take my pants off, even if i'm going out again in like, 15 minutes.
-What's your favorite chain restaurant?
-Why Pittsburgh teams and not Cleveland?
-Kordell Stewart, thoughts?
-Are you happy with your username, if you could change it, would it? What would you change it to?
-Who do you hate the most on this site?
-What's the think you hate the most in a given day? Mine would either be rushing somewhere or traffic.
-I'll ask this one again, if you were to go to Wassau right now and spend the next three days with Drew, what would you do?

[CarlosLunes]

our pets HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!

[startBBtoday]

yeah it's pretty standard stuff. its not impressive, but i still love it.

the funny thing about that answer is that i almost asked you what your favorite quote from dumb and dumber was.

[startBBtoday]

alright, back from lunch. it be a while before i get more out.

[pand75]

the funny thing about that answer is that i almost asked you what your favorite quote from dumb and dumber was.
what a solid movie.

[rcrook]

I can't believe I didn't ask you ten questions the first time around, here we go though.

-Living in Orange County, what is your general feeling about Disneyland? Do you have a favorite ride? A favorite experience? I'm a big fan of Disneyland. My family used to have season passes but I haven't been in almost 8 years. It's about a $300 day if you take a girl to Disneyland/California Adventure so it's not cheap by any means. Favorite ride is Pirates of the Carribean. Favorite Disney experience was when they sold the Angels and we were relieved of those shitty ass uniforms and hats.

-Marion Butts, Natrone Means or Leonard Russell? Natrone Means Business

-When Junior Seau played for the Patriots, I saw him twice in Boston, once coming out of a club and once with his son in a Hot Dog Restaurant. Which would you rather do with Junior Seau, eat hot dogs or go clubbing? Bottle service at XS in Vegas but he can't drive home late night. We know how that will end up.

-Explain a regular day in the life of Ryan and his bros. Weekdays: Work for 9 hours, come home, cook dinner, play fifa/watch sports/tv, smoke a little weed, have a beer, go to sleep. Weekends: wake up at noon, go play soccer for an hour or two, watch football, smoke more weed, nap, hit the bars, take at least 8 jaegerbombs (false, i dont drink liquor anymore my hangovers are too wicked these days), hopefully find a slampiece. Repeat the next day.

-What's the most mad you've ever been specifically relating to the sports forum. I'm not even saying it has to be you being that extraordinarily mad, I'm just asking what the most mad you've ever been was. Matt used to piss me off a lot back in the day. Other than that the only thing ever agitates me is Drew being a complete fuckhead during his team's games.

-Have you ever had a diary or a journal? Twitter is the closest thing I have to a journal.

-You have your twitter protected, what's the best thing you've ever tweeted? Mine would have to be "Your mom is so dumb she thinks that happiness is a mat that sits on her doorway." beat that. Probably quotes I tweet from my customers. Most of Americans are fucking retarded.

-Living in California, would you ever live anywhere else? Could it get better? Born in Orange County, school in LA, work in Santa Monica, live in Manhattan Beach. Can't get much better. The weather is good 300 days of the year and the women, although some fake, are phenomenal.

-What's your favorite 90s kids sports movie? The Sandlot

-If Drew came out to "the OC" to hang with you and your friends, how would that go? We'd probably hit the American Apparel store first and pick up yellow hoodies then go to In N Out and listen to him talk about how much better it is then Jimmy Johns. After In N Out we'd go to Chain Reaction in Anaheim to go see Bane and Drew would tweet every song they played and to end the night we'd go watch the Packers play in the NFC title game, only to lose and Drew get his ass kicked by a bunch of flat brimmed hat wearing dirtbiking bros for being too loud. Then he'd send a good night text to @katievater and we'd finish the night with a blu-ray. Probably Scott Pilgrim.


good questions. thanks, doug.

[Broken Parachute]

Hahahahahahaha @ your last answer, Ryan.

[Scott Weber]

This is the toughest one. Is there a chance I could buy both? Alright, if I had to pick one, then I would buy Drew a Derrick Turnbow player tee. .
LOL.

[Spicoli hey bud]

Jimmy Johns sucks.

Can one of you mail me some In-N-Out burger so I can try it?

[Scott Weber]

-What do you do as soon as you get home from work? As much as I tell myself I'm not going to, the first thing i do as soon as I get home is take my pants off, even if i'm going out again in like, 15 minutes.

i do the exact same thing

[Broken Parachute]

LOL.http://www.brewerspundit.com/content/binary/turnboPoll.jpg

[Scott Weber]

hahahaha man drew is getting it hard in here, all in good fun though. i want questions too.

[pand75]

i do the exact same thing
yep. straight to sweatpants or basketball shorts.

[Spicoli hey bud]

Suit on top, mesh shorts on the bottom, tv on, beer open, recliner back.

[Broken Parachute]

I can't recall a day where I didn't come home from work or school and immediately take my pants off. It just feels so...right.

[pand75]

I can't recall a day where I didn't come home from work or school and immediately take my pants off. It just feels so...right.
yep even if i come home for an hour break, i still must change my jeans.

[rcrook]

i wish i could wear jeans to work. business casual sucks.

[xbrokendownx]

i also change right when i get home, no matter what else i have to do the rest of the night

[Spicoli hey bud]

I can't recall a day where I didn't come home from work or school and immediately take my pants off. It just feels so...right.
You're not going to cis tonight, are you?

[Broken Parachute]

When I come home from work though I actually just jump right in the shower because chances are I'm filthy and sweaty from running around a baseball field in the hot sun all day. That sucks.

[Broken Parachute]

You're not going to cis tonight, are you?Nah, I thought all those shows were done. Is this in the city or Long Island?

[Spicoli hey bud]

Nah, I thought all those shows were done. Is this in the city or Long Island?
Long Island, pretty far out actually. You didn't hear what happened with the "final" show?

[Broken Parachute]

Long Island, pretty far out actually. You didn't hear what happened with the "final" show?No? What happened?

[Chris M.]

Can I get 10 questions too? Pretty sure I did this the first time around.

[xbrokendownx]

i want questions too! its my thread after all lol

[Spicoli hey bud]

No? What happened?
Neighbors called the cops complaining about all the cars parked in the area. Cops showed up shortly after doors saying they would shut down the show if anymore people were let in, so 100-200 people with tickets were turned away. The people running the doors decided to let "only people who traveled far to get to the show" inside, while being complete power trip douchebags to the hundreds of people trying to figure out what was going on.

Crime in Stereo decided right away they would have to play another show.

People were actually watching the show through the windows.

What sucked was that people bought tickets at the door and got in, while people with paid tickets were turned away just because they showed up later.

[startBBtoday]

i wish i could wear jeans to work. business casual sucks.

Me too. Though I bought some brown canvas pants that fit exactly like jeans that work well enough.

[startBBtoday]

here's my updated list of people that want questions:
Floyd
Justin
Preppy
Jaime
Scott
Chris M.


anyone missing?

[Broken Parachute]

Neighbors called the cops complaining about all the cars parked in the area. Cops showed up shortly after doors saying they would shut down the show if anymore people were let in, so 100-200 people with tickets were turned away. The people running the doors decided to let "only people who traveled far to get to the show" inside, while being complete power trip douchebags to the hundreds of people trying to figure out what was going on.

Crime in Stereo decided right away they would have to play another show.

People were actually watching the show through the windows.

What sucked was that people bought tickets at the door and got in, while people with paid tickets were turned away just because they showed up later.Wow, good thing I didn't go. I had a ticket but I was afraid I was going to be really late plus one of my friends backed out last minute, so I decided to just stay at school. That's some bullshit.

[Scott Weber]

i wish i could wear jeans to work. business casual sucks.
i usually don't put a shirt on until about noon, hahahaha.

[gonz]

I'd do questions. I feel like I'm here a lot but I never really talk about any personal shit all that much.

[pand75]

i've recently found out that a basketball jersey is the most comfortable thing in the world. i normally sleep without a shirt, but it's cold in my apartment lately.

[Spicoli hey bud]

Wow, good thing I didn't go. I had a ticket but I was afraid I was going to be really late plus one of my friends backed out last minute, so I decided to just stay at school. That's some bullshit.
Worked out well for me. Found a way in, and get free entry tonight.

[ForlrnPerplxity]

Hey guys, just wanted to come in and see if anybody needed some defending from me.

[FondestMemory]

-Describe the last year and a half of your life since I last asked you these questions.

Its been over two years, and shit changed a lot. I wasnt aware at the time that there was a baby on the way when i answered the questions. I answered that i wasnt ready for marriage and kids and shit, and now i have a 20 month old daughter and another baby coming in june. Still not ready for marriage yet though. Not up for that type of commitment.

-Who's the one athlete that you feel like you can't really discuss rationally, for me it's Griffey.

Not sure. At first id say hines or bettis. But after thinking about it more, its easily bonds. I dont care about all the extra shit, hes my favorite baseball player ever, and the best ill ever see.

-What do you do as soon as you get home from work? As much as I tell myself I'm not going to, the first thing i do as soon as I get home is take my pants off, even if i'm going out again in like, 15 minutes.

It used to be take off my pants. Now its usually sit on the floor and play with my daughter for a while.

-What's your favorite chain restaurant?

Not sure. Most of my favorite places are local places. But if i had to pick, id say smokey bones. Not sure how far they go though, so my more well known answer would br chilis.

-Why Pittsburgh teams and not Cleveland?

Honestly, i grew up a fan of pittsburgh teams, even though i grew up in indiana. I cant explain how, i just know ive loved the steeler for as long as i can remember. I grew up loving the pirates, steelers and pens. I became a cavs fan shortly after moving here.

-Kordell Stewart, thoughts?

I always liked him. He gets a lot of shit, but did a lot of good things. He was just ahead of his time.

-Are you happy with your username, if you could change it, would it? What would you change it to?

Im happy with it. I use this name for a lot of things. Ive always liked it. If i were to change it though, itd be to something super lame like UnitedByDave.

-Who do you hate the most on this site?

All time? Still life, easily. Currently, probably doodoobird. But there are a lot. Ive always hated rock too.

-What's the think you hate the most in a given day? Mine would either be rushing somewhere or traffic.

Probably work in general. Its an hour drive each way and its just not nearly enjoyable as it used to be. Its just annoying at this point.

-I'll ask this one again, if you were to go to Wassau right now and spend the next three days with Drew, what would you do?

Id make him buy all the movies i love on blu ray, and wed spend the next three days cuddling and enjoying the amazing viewing experience.

[xbrokendownx]

holy shit a pierce sighting lol

[startBBtoday]

-Describe the last year and a half of your life since I last asked you these questions.

Its been over two years, and shit changed a lot. I wasnt aware at the time that there was a baby on the way when i answered the questions. I answered that i wasnt ready for marriage and kids and shit, and now i have a 20 month old daughter and another baby coming in june. Still not ready for marriage yet though. Not up for that type of commitment.

-Who's the one athlete that you feel like you can't really discuss rationally, for me it's Griffey.

Not sure. At first id say hines or bettis. But after thinking about it more, its easily bonds. I dont care about all the extra shit, hes my favorite baseball player ever, and the best ill ever see.

-What do you do as soon as you get home from work? As much as I tell myself I'm not going to, the first thing i do as soon as I get home is take my pants off, even if i'm going out again in like, 15 minutes.

It used to be take off my pants. Now its usually sit on the floor and play with my daughter for a while.

-What's your favorite chain restaurant?

Not sure. Most of my favorite places are local places. But if i had to pick, id say smokey bones. Not sure how far they go though, so my more well known answer would br chilis.

-Why Pittsburgh teams and not Cleveland?

Honestly, i grew up a fan of pittsburgh teams, even though i grew up in indiana. I cant explain how, i just know ive loved the steeler for as long as i can remember. I grew up loving the pirates, steelers and pens. I became a cavs fan shortly after moving here.

-Kordell Stewart, thoughts?

I always liked him. He gets a lot of shit, but did a lot of good things. He was just ahead of his time.

-Are you happy with your username, if you could change it, would it? What would you change it to?

Im happy with it. I use this name for a lot of things. Ive always liked it. If i were to change it though, itd be to something super lame like UnitedByDave.

-Who do you hate the most on this site?

All time? Still life, easily. Currently, probably doodoobird. But there are a lot. Ive always hated rock too.

-What's the think you hate the most in a given day? Mine would either be rushing somewhere or traffic.

Probably work in general. Its an hour drive each way and its just not nearly enjoyable as it used to be. Its just annoying at this point.

-I'll ask this one again, if you were to go to Wassau right now and spend the next three days with Drew, what would you do?

Id make him buy all the movies i love on blu ray, and wed spend the next three days cuddling and enjoying the amazing viewing experience.

smokey bones and chilis are probably my top two too. i get $10 off coupons for smokey bones, like weekly, can't remember the last time i paid full price for smokey bones.

[preppyak]

Also, Pat speaks fluent french? That is some mind shattering knowledge.
I'm not surprised regionally, but, I agree with John, I'd never have guessed
-What's the most embarrassing movie you've ever watched with your mom? Mine would have to be either "Monster" or "Brokeback Mountain"
-If you were a professional wrestler, what would your nickname be? May I suggest the Staten Island Ferry?
These are both excellent
hahahaha i laughed so hard at natrone means
hahaha...there's a name I haven't seen in a while
But after thinking about it more, its easily bonds. I dont care about all the extra shit, hes my favorite baseball player ever, and the best ill ever see. Take that and make it the exact opposite for me
-Kordell Stewart, thoughts?

I always liked him. He gets a lot of shit, but did a lot of good things. He was just ahead of his time. Put that high up on the list of things I never thought I'd see someone say about Kordell Stewart

even if it's true...since if he had come out in 2008, he'd probably have been a 1st rounder a la a Cam Newton-ish player and would have been a much stronger QB in a non-Pittsburgh style offense

[FondestMemory]

smokey bones and chilis are probably my top two too. i get $10 off coupons for smokey bones, like weekly, can't remember the last time i paid full price for smokey bones.

no shit. I dont think anybody ever pays full price there. So many $10 off coupons. Between those and half price appetizers for happy hour, if two people dont leave stuffed for less than $20, somethings wrong.

[Scott Weber]

Hey guys, just wanted to come in and see if anybody needed some defending from me.
oh shit.

http://s11.allstarpics.net/images/orig/i/f/ifzc2qi5ubroficb.jpg

[Flags of Dawn]

This is the toughest one. Is there a chance I could buy both? Alright, if I had to pick one, then I would buy Drew a Derrick Turnbow player tee. I understand that Blu Ray is the ULTIMATE movie watching experience, but in the end you can't turn down the chance to rock a Derrick Turnbow player tee. It was an emotional decision for me because, like I said, I understand the vitality of the Blu Ray experience but I think a Turnbow player tee would be a nice addition to Drew's collection.
Lol, he can have mine.

[Scott Weber]

what is a smokey bones?

[startBBtoday]

im down, obviously

-OJ McDuffie, discuss.
-Do your parents still live in the house you grew up in? If so, what's the weirdest thing about being there/being in the town you grew up in?
-What's your favorite part about your job?
-If the Yankees gave you $35 million dollars instead of Soriano, what would you do with it that would equal the waste it is to give that much money to a glorified middle reliever?
-What's the latest graphic tee you bought? Be honest.
-Do your IRL friends know that at one point in time a lot of people called you Floyd?
-I don't know your current relationship status, I'm sorry, but if you are dating someone, what do they think of you posting on this site, if not, what did the last gf (or bf I'm not judging) think of you posting on this site?
-If shit went down and you wound up homeless, would you just choose to live on your own on the streets or would you stay in a homeless shelter? I would definitely just chill on my own, I'd totally judge all the other homeless people and not want to hear their crazy stories.
-Is it just me or do white homeless people act 10x crazier than black homeless people?
-Drew wants you and just you to come hang out with him and his family for his birthday. You'd obviously be pretty pissed you had to drop so much money to go out to Wisconsin and buy him presents and stuff, but do you think you'd have fun still?

[startBBtoday]

what is a smokey bones?

chain barbeque. their pulled pork is really good, their macaroni and cheese side is really good and their brown sugar glazed chicken fingers are really good. like fondest said, it's really cheap when you have a coupon too.

[CarlosLunes]

sign me up

can i answer floyds questions for him?

[Scott Weber]

chain barbeque. their pulled pork is really good, their macaroni and cheese side is really good and their brown sugar glazed chicken fingers are really good. like fondest said, it's really cheap when you have a coupon too.
nice. there is no good bbq in seattle. there's a place down the road that is a bunch of koreans doing texas style bbq. you go in and there's texas flags everywhere and then these people come out who can barely speak english. it threw me for a serious loop.

[gonz]

sign me up

can i answer floyds questions for him?
please do

[xbrokendownx]

-OJ McDuffie, discuss. I loved him. i was kind of young when he was in his prime, but he was the man. Marino's favorite WR for a few years.
-Do your parents still live in the house you grew up in? If so, what's the weirdest thing about being there/being in the town you grew up in? my mom and sister still live in the house, yea. its just weird being back some weekends or whatever and going out and seeing the kids i went to middle school and high school with. i just hate forcing conversations like that, its always awkward
-What's your favorite part about your job? probably that its not too stressful/draining. i work at an engineering and consulting firm and im either at my computer all day or in the field doing inspections and finishing early.
-If the Yankees gave you $35 million dollars instead of Soriano, what would you do with it that would equal the waste it is to give that much money to a glorified middle reliever? hahaha i would probably pay off everything i have and pay off everything for my mom and sister. then i would buy a place in NYC, Florida, and Cali as well as season tickets for all of my favorite teams.
-What's the latest graphic tee you bought? Be honest. LOL probably a Nova basketball T shirt at old navy, i had no idea they sold NCAA stuff there
-Do your IRL friends know that at one point in time a lot of people called you Floyd? nah, i dont think so. although ive met some people from the site at Devils games (perry aka dont you move, beth and laura mostly from the NHL threads, etc.) and when im with my real life friends at the game and the AP friends call me floyd, i can tell they give a double take but i never really had to explain it.
-I don't know your current relationship status, I'm sorry, but if you are dating someone, what do they think of you posting on this site, if not, what did the last gf (or bf I'm not judging) think of you posting on this site? i have a girlfriend now...she knows i post on the site, but i think she thinks its only for the sole reason of being in the Xbox 360 madden league. she doesnt really mind but sometimes she reads some of the rants in there (mostly by MHT mike) and she laughs
-If shit went down and you wound up homeless, would you just choose to live on your own on the streets or would you stay in a homeless shelter? I would definitely just chill on my own, I'd totally judge all the other homeless people and not want to hear their crazy stories. I'm not really sure, to be honest. im inclined to say i would wander around during the daytime but when it came down to it, id have to sleep in a shelter. i cant imagine what it would be like to sleep on the street or sidewalk in the middle of jan. or feb.
-Is it just me or do white homeless people act 10x crazier than black homeless people? some act crazy, some don't. not really specific to race, but i get why you asked this lol
-Drew wants you and just you to come hang out with him and his family for his birthday. You'd obviously be pretty pissed you had to drop so much money to go out to Wisconsin and buy him presents and stuff, but do you think you'd have fun still? I think we'd be able to have fun. although id stay away from going to games of his favorite teams because then i'd have to listen to him whining about how much he hates mike mccarthy or how randy wolf should jump off a bridge or something. at first that would probably be funny, but after awhile i would want to kill myself.


bam.

[Scott Weber]

my mom told me a few months ago that she read AP when i was on staff and in college, i was like....shit

[Broken Parachute]

I saw Floyd and his dad at a Seton Hall/Nova game two years ago.

That is all.

[SwiftSilentDead]

-You guys and your private profiles, your name's Corey, right? ASL? Pic?
Yeah, my name's Corey. 20/m/Maryland. I have a profile picture posted on here.

-Why the Panthers and not the Ravens?
I have relatives in North Carolina and the first NFL game I went to was Redskins-Panthers at Ericsson Stadium when I was 7 and I've been a fan since then. I've always kind of like the Ravens since I watch them a lot but I'm not really a fan.

-Were you kind of pissed that you wound up with Kerry Collins, while the Jaguars wound up with Mark Brunell?
I was only five when that happened but in retrospect, yes. Collins had one playoff run with Carolina, got arrested and then took the Giants to the Super Bowl three years later. What an asshole. Brunell's always been one of my favorite players for some reason.

-Who's your favorite Panthers player ever?
Muhsin Muhammad

-Who would win in a Panthers-off you or Tyler Vayglerlhlgahlalga
Probably him since he lives closer to the team and gets more coverage on them. I tend to lose touch with football during the off-season months and focus on hockey.

-I'm currently at work and just walked by an open bag of goldfish and didn't have any. That's the first time that's ever happened in my life, what's your favorite cheese flavored snack?
Cheez-Its. That's an easy one.

-Do you go to school? Have a job? What's your deal?
I'm a sophomore at college now and work at a party store during the summer. Looking for a different job this year, though. I'm on winter break so I have a ton of spare time now.

-If you woke up tomorrow and discovered you were a lion, and realized it was only for one day and you were like, in Africa and stuff. What would you eat? Would you try to catch a gazzelle or just eat some grass and stuff? Would you have sex with a female lion? Would you feel weird about it afterwards? Would you tell your friends about your experience? Would they believe you?

There is no way to answer this question without sounding weird. I'd probably chase down a gazelle or something for prey because I like the challenge and it's probably more rewarding than eating grass. I wouldn't have sex with a female lion because that would be weird to think about after I turn back into a human. At first, I would keep it a secret but then I'll remember how awesome it was being a lion and tell them about it, they would think I'm full of shit.

-Who's your favorite comedic actor?
I'm more of a horror movie fan so I don't watch a lot of comedies. I like most movies that Vince Vaughn's in though.

-If Drew walked through the door of whatever room you're in right now, describe your reaction to that hypothetical situation.
I would turn on MASN and wait for a replay of an Orioles game from the last 10 seasons to come on and tell him "this is what a really bad team looks like." Then we'd probably talk about music or something.

[xbrokendownx]

I saw Floyd and his dad at a Seton Hall/Nova game two years ago.

That is all.


you going to the game this year? ill most likely be there. going to the Rutgers/Nova game too

[preppyak]

its just weird being back some weekends or whatever and going out and seeing the kids i went to middle school and high school with. i just hate forcing conversations like that, its always awkwardThat shit is the worst...its why when I go home to visit my parents, I just chill at the house or go to someone's house I know still...going to the bars near where I grew up and running into old high school people blows

[rcrook]

matt and floyd should meet up at a cuse/nova game

[preppyak]

-If you woke up tomorrow and discovered you were a lion, and realized it was only for one day and you were like, in Africa and stuff. What would you eat? Would you try to catch a gazzelle or just eat some grass and stuff? Would you have sex with a female lion? Would you feel weird about it afterwards? Would you tell your friends about your experience? Would they believe you?haha, how did I miss this question, that is spectacular

[startBBtoday]

That shit is the worst...its why when I go home to visit my parents, I just chill at the house or go to someone's house I know still...going to the bars near where I grew up and running into old high school people blows

whenever i see someone i went to high school with i just try my hardest not to make eye contact and get away from the situation as fast as possible. just the other day i saw some kid i went to high school with working at a grocery store and i had to pretend to be looking at oreos for like 5 minutes to make sure he got away. i didn't even dislike any of these people while in school, i just know i don't have shit to say to them now.

[Broken Parachute]

you going to the game this year? ill most likely be there. going to the Rutgers/Nova game tooYeah, I'll be there. Drunk. But I'll be there.

[tickytacky]

Hey guys, just wanted to come in and see if anybody needed some defending from me.
HAHA incredible.

matt and floyd should meet up at a cuse/nova game
I'm just going to go ahead and file this under things that should never, ever happen.

[Scott Weber]

most of my closest friends are people i went to high school with actually, i know that is strange but that's how it worked out. i wasn't even friends with a lot of them in high school.

[tickytacky]

most of my closest friends are people i went to high school with actually, i know that is strange but that's how it worked out. i wasn't even friends with a lot of them in high school.
Same for Dennis and I too actually. And all his friends (and their wives/girlfriends) have become my friends and vice versa.

[Broken Parachute]

Some of my close friends I met in college, but three of my best friends are actually from high school. The odd part about my three closest friends in college is that one of them I went to HS with and the other two live on Staten Island, but I had never met before. It's just weird how things work out sometimes. Like...we all have mutual friends, yet we never were friends with each other. Life is weird like that.

Middle school people though? Hate it. Hate seeing them in the mall or grocery store.

[startBBtoday]

I'll do it.

-Tell me about your teaching career, what's the best and worst parts about it?
-What do you do for fun other than post here?
-If this is not your most visited website, what is?
-Do you feel like you would be different if you didn't grow up a Philly fan?
-Who is your single most hated Philly-area athlete of all time?
-If Andy Reid was fired, but you knew the Eagles wouldn't win a super bowl for at least 10 years, would you take that deal?
-Seriously, why do we all still keep coming back here?
-What's the most ridiculous thing you've ever been banned for?
-If you hung out with Scott and Jason IRL do you think they'd find a way to ban you from talking?
-Describe Drew in 9 adjectives.

[preppyak]

i didn't even dislike any of these people while in school, i just know i don't have shit to say to them now.
Well, and the kids that stayed local in my area are one of two types of people: deadbeats who probably never made it to college...and athletes who weren't good enough to play D-1, but could be "stars" at local colleges and who still think that matters because their name is in the paper. Neither of which I hung out with in high school or could even stand to talk to now-a-days.

My hometown area sucks enough and the high school was good enough academically and athletically that if you could go somewhere a few hours away (to Philly, Pittsburgh, DC, NYC,etc), you got the fuck out of there. Hell, even the people who were kind of dumb but managed to get by still got out and went to PSU

[startBBtoday]

I hate Saturday the most, but those two are my least favorite on the album.

And I'm down for 10 questions again if you've got time

-If you woke up one day and discovered you were invisible, but knew you could lose it at any minute, what would you do?
-What's the meanest thing you ever did as a kid?
-Tell me a typical day in the life of Peppyak.
-You seem to be around the site about as often as I am, how often are you posting or looking at the forum from your phone?
-Why do you think you're so well liked around here?
-What's the funniest thing that ever happened to you in college?
-What's the most irresponsible thing you ever spent money on?
-Did your Dad ever have "the talk" with you? Mine didn't, but if your did, was it awkward like in American Pie?
-If you could spend a week in any historical era, what would it be? Mine would either be Civil War America, or early 60s America, no need to suck up to me by agreeing though.
-If you had a million dollars, but could only spend it on Drew, what would you buy him?

[FondestMemory]

Anybody that says they wouldnt have lion sex is lying.

A nuts a nut.

[preppyak]

-If you woke up one day and discovered you were invisible, but knew you could lose it at any minute, what would you do?
Fuck, this is a hard one. Part of me says I'd go into the oval office or Pentagon and see what they actually talk about all day. The other part of me wants to say I'd go find Natalie Portman and try to have sex with her...she'd be confused as hell as to why her clothing is magically coming off. I think either way, I'd end up in jail or dead.

edit: Beforehand though, I'd definitely rob a bank, hide the money, and slowly deposit into my account over time. Like a$200/wk allowance for the rest of my life
-What's the meanest thing you ever did as a kid?Me and my brother had those little hockey souvenir sticks you can buy at NHL/AHL games. He had a regular stick, I had a goalies stick...and we'd basically turn those little nerf balls into a hockey puck and play hockey in our rooms or the hallway. It'd always end in a fight somehow...and one day I snapped and took the plastic hockey stick and slammed it down across his wrist really fucking hard. Surprisingly I didn't break anything...I had major anger issues as a kid
-Tell me a typical day in the life of Peppyak.
-You seem to be around the site about as often as I am, how often are you posting or looking at the forum from your phone?These go together. Wake up 5 minutes before I have to leave, drive 1.5 miles to work, spend most of browsing the internet at work and occasionally editing video. I have 2 30" monitors, so I have tons of screen space to do both at the same time if I want. Then head home, watch the ESPN shows from 4:30-6ish (Rome, ATH, PTI), pick up my gf from the Metro, cook dinner, and then find a way to kill time (we have a bumper pool table, a Wii, etc). Its very boring compared to my weekends that I spend mostly kayaking

But, I never post from my phone, because this is my phone
http://z.about.com/d/cellphones/1/G/H/p/4/motorola-w315.jpgI can't even get picture messages on it.
-Why do you think you're so well liked around here?I came in knowing I didn't know very much about sports...so my first few months I spent most of my time looking up stats to back up every single post I made. So instead of people hating me at first and then warming up to me, I had credibility early. I'm also really good at blending into groups...my college friends were wildly different from my high school friends...and most of the people I know now (from kayaking) are in their 30's and married or have kids.
-What's the funniest thing that ever happened to you in college?My roommate inherited a liquor cabinet fall of my sophomore year. During the study days before finals, we had gotten rid of all the good stuff and were left with the ridiculous stuff. In this case, maple syrup whiskey. We played beer pong with whiskey infused jungle juice at a party for a few hours, somehow developed british accents, picked up a friend from their door and on the way back to the party, decided to race down a steep hill covered in ice, basically penguin sliding the whole way. I woke up the next morning and my roomate had a giant plastic candy cane he was sleeping with...he had somehow managed to rip a single candy cane from a chain of candy cane lights on the way home.
-What's the most irresponsible thing you ever spent money on?I'm a terrible impulse buyer. I could probably fill a closet with shit I bought that I didn't need and likely won't use...not sure I could name just one thing.
-Did your Dad ever have "the talk" with you? Mine didn't, but if your did, was it awkward like in American Pie?My dads the strong, silent type...so, I don't remember having the talk. If we did, I blocked it from my memory.
-If you could spend a week in any historical era, what would it be? Mine would either be Civil War America, or early 60s America, no need to suck up to me by agreeing though.Hands down the time of dinosaurs, just to see if living like Land Before Time/Jurassic Park is fun like I always thought it would be as a kid. If I had to go with a human time period, it'd be Prohibition era, because I think going to speakeasy's and talking like a gangster would be fun.
-If you had a million dollars, but could only spend it on Drew, what would you buy him? Either his own personal Jimmy Johns restaurant, or I'd hire a hit man and taxidermist to arrange for Mike McCarthy's head to be hung on his wall.

[preppyak]

Anybody that says they wouldnt have lion sex is lying.
I'd also do it because nobody would believe that I had sex with a lion anyway, regardless of what story I tell...so its not like someone will hold it over my head (unlike the "what if you were suddenly a woman and you banged a dude scenario").

Plus, what if Lion pussy is the greatest thing there is? I think its too big a risk not to

[tickytacky]

I'd totally bang a chick if I woke up as a dude. She'd have to be super hot, though.

[FondestMemory]

Id try to fuck as many lion bitches as possible.

I realize that may be difficult since they mate for life. But in my human form id find joy in thinking there are lion bitches out there that are left wondering what could have been.

[startBBtoday]

I'd totally bang a chick if I woke up as a dude. She'd have to be super hot, though.

oh great! there goes my ten questions.

[tickytacky]

oh great! there goes my ten questions.
HAHA you were going to ask me that? Fantastic.

[preppyak]

I'd totally bang a chick if I woke up as a dude. She'd have to be super hot, though.
If I were in that position, I'd do the same. If I woke up as a chick, I'd definitely find a girl to bang right away. I'd have to avoid banging a guy though, just because it'd completely fuck you up for life being a woman and having sex with a guy feel awesome, then go back to being a guy. Not worth the risk.
Id try to fuck as many lion bitches as possible.

I realize that may be difficult since they mate for life. But in my human form id find joy in thinking there are lion bitches out there that are left wondering what could have been.
hahaha

[Killadelphia]

First, how was I not asked where I like to get a GREAT STEAK?

- Tell me about your teaching career, what's the best and worst parts about it?

For the most part, teaching is alright. I am still unsure about whether or not I want to do it full-time and what I'd like to teach. I enjoy the elementary school kids because there are less attitudes than you'd expect with a high school. The best part is probably around Christmas time because the kids are so happy and excited. Also, it is interested to listen to their perspective on their favorite teams. There are quite a few hot teachers in my school as well.

The worst part about it is probably the parents. There are too many that complain about their student not getting a certain grade when it really boils down to the parent not doing anything with the kid. My school tries to keep the parents involved pretty well, but too often there are parents who feel it is the state and teacher's problem to mold their kids correctly.

- What do you do for fun other than post here?

Probably no different than everyone else. I tend to attend a lot of sporting events, probably more than my bank account would like me to. Summer is filled Phillies games while my winter and spring consists of our Flyers season tickets. Drinking, partying, etc, but toned down from my early 20 days. I play beer league softball on a few teams during the summer and we haven't lost in 3 years. I also surf and goto the beach a lot on most days in the summer. Town is sort of boring until summer and then it is constantly 4 am nights with boating/fishing/surfing etc in the morning.

-If this is not your most visited website, what is?

Like the average American, probably facebook? I got away from it awhile and that was good. I don't go on it as often. Outside that, probably csnphilly.com or whatever.

-Do you feel like you would be different if you didn't grow up a Philly fan?

Well, it depends. I don't think I'd be much different living in Boston/NY, etc. To be honest, if I lived in Philly, I probably wouldn't even be as bad. Most of my frustration stems from my friends who are NY fans that tend to give me shit and it carries over to being pissed off about my teams choking. I know at times it makes me look selfish, but it really blows knowing you've had a number of more opportunities over other teams and you still do nothing with them.

Who is your single most hated Philly-area athlete of all time?

I know most of you probably want me to say TO, but that isn't true anymore. After it came out that McNabb seemed to cause a lot of drama too, I kind of changed my stance on how TO was here. I've never truly hated any Philly athlete enough to boo them at a game or whatever. I really could never stand Jose Mesa or Adam Eaton though. I'd usually just shut it off whenever they were pitching.

I guess if I have to go by team:

Eagles - Reno Mahe. Not really his fault, but more or less that for whatever reason, Andy Reid kept him on the roster for so long.
Phillies - listed above
Flyers - insert goalie who was awesome in regular season and blew in playoffs.
Sixers - Sammy DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

-If Andy Reid was fired, but you knew the Eagles wouldn't win a super bowl for at least 10 years, would you take that deal?

Well...wtf, it's been 50? Why not 60? In all seriousness, I understand that Reid does a lot of things right. I mean he's helped mentored what, 5 current NFL coaches? I think he knows how to put together a good roster and the front office does a pretty good job of knowing when to get rid of players. His in-game management is definitely a head scratcher though. I still stand by my opinion that his schemes really don't work come playoff time, hence why he is borderline above .500.

It does upset me that he gets a little stubborn and overlooks certain positions for years at a time.

I'd like him to get some new coordinators though that could offer a different voice outside of the Jim Johnson D and the Holmgren style WCO. I'm smart enough to know that Andy has coached this team through the best years, but he is only real comparisons are Buck Shaw and Greasy Neale. But the same style hasn't worked for 12 years in the playoffs, so it is hard to imagine it'll work in the next 10.

That being said, knowing they won't win for 10 years, it is still the better option to have Reid and hopefully luck on his side.

-Seriously, why do we all still keep coming back here?

To be honest, most of us have discussed sports here for awhile and regardless of the characters here, it is still quick place to get news and so on. The shit doesn't get flooded by morons like your average sport site. Also, with the general thread, you get to discuss things with people outside of sports. You also get a perspective of somewhat level-headed people from different sports towns. There will be a few times when I've said "well my friend from (insert city) had this to say" when talking to my friends and it would be referencing someone from here.

What's the most ridiculous thing you've ever been banned for?

I think when VCU beat Duke in the tournament, I said "well I guess Duke really was overrated." And the ban hammer came down like lightning from the hands of Zeus.

-If you hung out with Scott and Jason IRL do you think they'd find a way to ban you from talking?

I think you can ask a Tim and Jaime and they'll probably tell you I'm not as annoying as I may sound on here. I'm actually fairly quiet in person. Probably why I am so LOUD with typing words. I really wouldn't say anything worth them wanting to "ban" me for outside of telling Tate, Duke's testicles will always inserted into the mouths of the NCAA and I'd probably jokingly ask Scott if has to bring a rain coat with him whenever he leaves the house (I think dumb me made fun of Seattle's constant rain).

-Describe Drew in 9 adjectives.

pessimistic, loquacious, friendly, impulsive, critical, flip-flopper, dissatisfied with anything less than blu-ray, energetic, garrulous

[tickytacky]

-If you hung out with Scott and Jason IRL do you think they'd find a way to ban you from talking?

I think you can ask a Tim and Jaime and they'll probably tell you I'm not as annoying as I may sound on here. I'm actually fairly quiet in person.
I was SHOCKED at how quiet you were. Though we were all pretty drunk and dancing to Passion Pit haha.

[Killadelphia]

I was SHOCKED at how quiet you were. Though we were all pretty drunk and dancing to Passion Pit haha.

Yeh I was on the first boat there and I had been drinking in the city prior.

[Drew Beringer]

You can ask me 10 questions eventually when you get the time lol

[CarlosLunes]

i have about 35 questions for you

[xkj1985x]

lol

[startBBtoday]

I want questions Doug!


-hey jaime, what's up?
-i want the juicy details as to why you got fired/banned, if this needs to be a pm, go ahead, then i'll post it and say daime jurante sent it to me.
-so has dennis turned you into a red sox fan yet or what?
-what would you have done if derek jeter had become a boston red sox?
-say joey harrington walked into your house and was all like, http://thesportshernia.typepad.com/blog/images/2007/07/25/joey_harrington_hair_2.jpg, and dennis wasn't around. but then because you're an honorable girl, you shut him down and he was like http://media.scout.com/Media/Player/52_JoeyHarrington_face_Seahawks.JPG . then you told him he could stay and watch tv if he wanted to and he was like http://uh2l.blogs.com/detroitessentials/images/joey_2. but then while he was watching a rerun of two and a half men he was like http://www.blogcdn.com/nfl.fanhouse.com/media/2008/09/harringtonsmile.jpg. what would happen, would you be able to turn down http://images.wikia.com/openserving/sports/images/b/b4/Player_profile_Joey_Harrington.jpg?
-did justin smile once when you met him?
-did he tell you where any phillies players lived?
-did he tell you where you could get a great steak?
-i'll bet you want to meet me, don't you? just so i could become part of your list.
-if drew beringer came by your apartment with a boombox playing the new damned things record, what would you do?

[Broken Parachute]

Hahahahahaha.

[startBBtoday]

hahahaha man drew is getting it hard in here, all in good fun though. i want questions too.

-i had a gigantic nose hair possibly hanging out of my nose for hours at work today until i went to the bathroom to pluck it. what's your method for nose hairs? tweezers? plucking? tiny scissors?
-on the hair route, if hair could not grow ANYWHERE on your body, where would you choose? i would choose nose and that's not just because of today. i would have said that yesterday too.
-greg pirkl or brian turang?
-why the hell won't the seahawks just go back to the old blue, silver and green? i mean, seriously.
-do your feet ever get cold in seattle? i don't remember my feet being cold until i moved to boston.
-whenever it snowed in seattle when you were young, describe your sledding experience.
-what kind of deodorant do you use?
-whatever happened to moving to texas?
-how's the married life?
-if drew got kicked out of his house for steal money from his parents and buying blu rays, would you let him sleep on your couch for a month? what about a year? how would your wife feel about this?

[startBBtoday]

Can I get 10 questions too? Pretty sure I did this the first time around.

-i feel like you're not around as much as the rest of us (or maybe you're just in that thread where people talk about sticks and skates and pucks and stuff) what gives?
-i appreciate that you're an intelligent poster, but you don't have a holier than thou attitude, once again, what gives?
-you and pat must live really close to each other because you both live in canada, right?
-glyn milburn or todd sauerbrun?
-what's the best city you've ever traveled to?
-would you ever consider moving to the states, or are you perfectly content in the great white north?
-what do you do? school? work? take me through a day in the life.
-if you could be a smell, what would it be. and of course, why?
-what's your favorite part about new brunswick? and here's another one for ya! i would suppose the northernmost tip of maine is pretty hick. if you're driving through maine to canada, or vice versa, does it go from basically nothing to whoa! i'm in the southern most part of new brunswick! this shit is hoppin! or what?
-if drew decided to become a bears fan tomorrow, on a scale of 1-10, how greatly would that shock you?

[gonz]

-if drew beringer came by your apartment with a boombox playing the new damned things record, what would you do?
This is the best.

[Scott Weber]

-i had a gigantic nose hair possibly hanging out of my nose for hours at work today until i went to the bathroom to pluck it. what's your method for nose hairs? tweezers? plucking? tiny scissors?
-on the hair route, if hair could not grow ANYWHERE on your body, where would you choose? i would choose nose and that's not just because of today. i would have said that yesterday too.

I don't have nose hairs. I've never had to deal with them, can't imagine how shitty that is. I grow hair in the weirdest places. I have one single hair that grows in the exact same spot on the outside of my ears, in both of them. Just one blond hair. I cut it and it grows back an inch long within a week. It is the weirdest thing I've ever seen. I would not grow hair in my crack, it is the worst and every guy can relate to that.

-greg pirkl or brian turang?

Pirkl dude! Everyone thought he was going to be the shit in 1994 when he came up and crushed some bombs. but he sucked after the strike. I wanted his rookie card bad.

-why the hell won't the seahawks just go back to the old blue, silver and green? i mean, seriously.

I honestly hate the current jerseys. The neon green is dumb and I miss the silver. They need to at least throw in some throwbacks, i don't know why they won't wear them. everyone wants them.

-do your feet ever get cold in seattle? i don't remember my feet being cold until i moved to boston.

My feet rarely get cold...i wear flip flops from may to September and often my vans slips without socks, gotta watch out in the rain though or you'll get soaked.

-what kind of deodorant do you use?
degree sport. I hate any deoderant that's white because it's powdery and makes stains on your shirts, and the gel is the worst. true story, i used to wear gel when i was in 8th grade, and i remember i'd ride the bus to school and as the gel was setting a little thing of sweat would literally gleek out of my armpit and into my shirt. like there was a little pool of it behind this crusty ass gel wall and it would break through and squirt. every morning. gross. so now i have to find a clear stick that doesn't smell like butt and that's getting hard to find, everyone's so big on the invisible solid and i hate it.

-whatever happened to moving to texas?

Just didn't end up happening. Decided the strain would be too hard on us and it wasn't worth it. It would have been brutal on me since i work from home and wouldn't really be able to meet new people. at the end of the day we just love it in seattle too much so she's still exploring other avenues of careers. she works in advertising right now and will probably start making more than me at some point.

-how's the married life?

Great. she's my best friend and every second I spend with her i love her more than the last. i could not even function without her. /sap

-if drew got kicked out of his house for steal money from his parents and buying blu rays, would you let him sleep on your couch for a month? what about a year? how would your wife feel about this?
we have a big private deck/patio at our place, i would let drew buy a tent with that stolen money from REI and he could stay there for a week. that seems pretty fair, i wouldn't want him inside or he'd try and steal my district 9 blu-ray and my Erik Bedard jersey tee, although late at night i think i would probably find him curled up next to my favre packers jersey in his tent outside, wearing the cheesehead my mom brought back for me from Wisconsin in 1995 for warmth.

[startBBtoday]

this is exhausting, i'll continue later tonight or tomorrow.

-gonz
-matt
-drew

come on everyone else, jump on board. newbies are most welcome. we need to know about you folks!

[gonz]

A story involving young Weebs on a school bus without fingerbanging is no story at all.

[iihungrieii]

this is exhausting, i'll continue later tonight or tomorrow.

-gonz
-matt
-drew

come one everyone else, jump on board. newbies are most welcome. we need to know about you folks!

ME!

[xkj1985x]

fuck it, I'm in.

[preppyak]

I think when VCU beat Duke in the tournament, I said "well I guess Duke really was overrated." And the ban hammer came down like lightning from the hands of Zeus.That's right up there with LWO's ban when he said something to the effect of "FSU outplayed Duke" in a thread where people had been shredding Jason that Duke was losing and Reddick was sucking. It was LWO's first post in that thread, and by far the mildest of all the posts, and he got banned for like 3 days.

-If you hung out with Scott and Jason IRL do you think they'd find a way to ban you from talking? hahahaha

[rcrook]

doug, youre the man for doing all of these questions.

[preppyak]

also, the Joey Harrington question is gold...I take back what I said about not banging a dude if I turned into a girl, he'd be the exception

[CubbyNick42]

That Joey question killed. I'll take some questions when you have time, but I understand if they don't come until May.

[startBBtoday]

I'd do questions. I feel like I'm here a lot but I never really talk about any personal shit all that much.

Wuddup Gonz, I know very little about you and I'm doing this from my phone so this might be interesting.

-I'm going to assume you either attend or attended Ohio State from here on out, did you always know you wanted to go to OSU?
-David Boston, discuss.
-I've been to the UM campus, but never the OSU campus, convince me I need to go there at some point in my life.
-Multiple times in my life I've changed my allegiance in the OSU-UM rivalry depending on which players I like more on either team. On a scale of 1-10, how much does that piss you off?
-Take me through a day in the life of gonz please, we've all been waiting for this moment.
-Why the username? What's gonz?
-Sometimes I forget your city has a hockey team. I'm sorry, do you think this is common among idiots like me?
-Vinny Testeverde or Bernie Kosar?
-Thoughts on Club Tril?
-If you and Drew got into a Big 10 brawl, who would win? Would you be afraid Drew would have some blu ray ninja stars with him?

[gonz]

Well I'll do this drunk, to try and make it equally as interesting.
Wuddup Gonz, I know very little about you and I'm doing this from my phone so this might be interesting.

-I'm going to assume you either attend or attended Ohio State from here on out, did you always know you wanted to go to OSU?
Yeah, I'm currently in my third year at Ohio State. I'm not really sure if I always knew going into the college application process that I wanted to go here, but it definitely just fell into place. I only ended up applying to here, as it turns out. I applied to OSU first, and then I procrastinated with my other applications enough that when I received my acceptance letter from OSU a couple weeks later I was just set. I really only planned on applying to a couple other schools around NE Ohio, like Case Western and Akron. the farthest I visited was Cornell.
-David Boston, discuss.
He was before my time as a serious sports fan, but I definitely remember watching that Rose Bowl as a kid in '97 and I remember the little rivalry type thing he had with Charles Woodson, which was pretty awesome. Kinda sad how his pro career never really developed after he left Arizona.
-I've been to the UM campus, but never the OSU campus, convince me I need to go there at some point in my life.
Well I haven't been to the UM campus either, but I hear it's somewhat similar to here in Columbus. What really differs is us being right down the street from a legit downtown area. We have our own little "city" right around campus, with a pretty bumping handful of blocks with all the food and bars you would need. But it's definitely great to have a decent sized city just a mile down the road. I think for the most part people outside of Ohio really underestimate how big Columbus is. And I get that. It seems like Cleveland and Cincy are talked about a decent amount, and basically neither of those cities have really grown all that much in the last couple decades. Columbus is truly growing and it's a great city for young people. The Arena District (where the Blue Jackets arena is located) is really a happening place, there are plenty of good venues for musical acts (Columbus gets most of the main musical acts that anyone else gets) and a lot of great bars and restaurants. Just south of downtown is German Village, which is an old neighborhood with a bunch of great places to eat.
-Multiple times in my life I've changed my allegiance in the OSU-UM rivalry depending on which players I like more on either team. On a scale of 1-10, how much does that piss you off?
I like to think I'm pretty rational with the whole rivalry thing. I don't harbor some irrational hatred towards anything involving maize and blue. I understand they are a great university with a lot of programs that are better than OSU's, they just have a little catching up to do sports-wise. A lot of that has to do with the fact that in my lifetime as a sports fan the rivalry has been so one sided. Basically some of my earliest memories of The Game are when OSU and UM were numbers 1 and 2 and they were playing on my birthday while me and a bunch of my friends watched. For an outsider I don't really care if you flip flop, it seems like your way of picking allegiance seems pretty reasonable. I'm just assuming you've been on the RIGHT side as of late, as UM has been completely garbage with no players of notice. ;-)
-Take me through a day in the life of gonz please, we've all been waiting for this moment.
I'm sure you all have been waiting patiently enough. It's pretty standard college kid shit. Wake up either before class in the morning or in the afternoon if I sleep through class. Go to class, do school work, mostly just procrastinate, watch ESPN in my apartment, hang out with my roommates, play FIFA, etc etc. I like to play basketball a lot and OSU has some great rec facilities. On the weekends I go out with friends to either house parties or to the bars.
-Why the username? What's gonz?
Gonz was one of my nicknames that caught on in middle or high school. It's short for Gonzo, because I have a pretty big nose that hooks a little bit like the muppet character. It was just kinda catchy so I used it for a couple username type things on the interwebs. I'm not sure if anyone on here knows this but my actual name is Alex and most people nowadays either call me Alex or AC (initials).
-Sometimes I forget your city has a hockey team. I'm sorry, do you think this is common among idiots like me?
This really bugs me but it's really common I think. The Blue Jackets are basically irrelevant in the hockey world and it pains me because I love them. The hockey fan in me really flourished when I moved down here for school as a freshman (I'm from just outside of Cleveland) and almost right away they were in the playoffs. Unfortunately they have failed to repeat that success since then and still haven't won a playoff game in their decade of existence. I guess I'm used to this sort of professional sports mediocrity, though, as I'm a lifelong Cleveland fan. All I've had is basically the 2007 season, when the Indians SHOULD have made the world series, the Browns went 10-6 but missed the playoffs and the Cavs went to the finals only to get swept by the Spurs. One of these days one of my teams will win it all thought and I won't stop smiling for a very long time.
-Vinny Testeverde or Bernie Kosar?
Bernie Kosar all the way. Vinny was solid but for me he will always be associated with Bernie's release from the Browns, which is a dark time for Cleveland fans. It was just a preface to losing the team, and the fact that Testaverde went on to be a Pro Bowl quarterback in Baltimore is really brutal. Kosar is a complete legend for Browns fans. Cleveland adores him. So much so that we even worship him now that his life is mostly a mess or has been in the last few years and we love when he does the TV analysis for the Browns' preseason games, even though he sounds drunk most of the time.
-Thoughts on Club Tril?
Love Mark Titus. I wear my Club Tril shirt proudly and try my best to represent the Trillion Man March. He's pretty much a hero around here in Columbus. Seriously, though, I think he's a funny guy and I enjoy his blog a lot. It was a great idea when he created it and he's kept up with it enough and the quality is still there. Last weekend I went to the basketball game against Minnesota and heard a rumor that he would be at the game. Lo and behold he comes waltzing in the arena like he owns the place with a bit of a posse following him, wearing a garish red and white blazer with big furry, Bigfoot-like gloves on. I wouldn't surprised if he ended up making it as some sort of Bill Simmons-lite type writer on a sportscasting site in the future.
-If you and Drew got into a Big 10 brawl, who would win? Would you be afraid Drew would have some blu ray ninja stars with him?
Tough question. His Badgers definitely had the best of my Buckeyes during football season, even though they couldn't finish out their bowl season with a win. I think basketball has been mostly a wash over the past several years, and I think we have the clear advantage this season. As far as the intangibles go, the ninja stars would worry me but I'm pretty sure (but may be completely wrong) that Drew is not all that tall and I'm pushing 6'6" so I would just bring the fight inside and try to win up close and personal. I think my hair and facial hair is shaggy enough currently that I could take him. Plus my IRL irrationality and freak-out-capability when it comes to my sports teams may actually rival his internet persona.
Everyone can just call me Alex if they want. I feel like I know most of the regulars on here a lot more than anyone knows me and it's weird.

[aloneatlastnj]

here's my updated list of people that want questions:
Floyd
Justin
Preppy
Jaime
Scott
Chris M.


anyone missing?

as usual i'm late to the game!! sign me up.

[FondestMemory]

I spend a lot of time im columbus and even i forget they have a hockey team. I guess they have an mls team too now.

[Chris M.]

-i feel like you're not around as much as the rest of us (or maybe you're just in that thread where people talk about sticks and skates and pucks and stuff) what gives?

I feel like I'm around a lot more than my post count lets on. I check the forum numerous times a day, but never really post unless I feel like I have something intelligent or witty to say.

-i appreciate that you're an intelligent poster, but you don't have a holier than thou attitude, once again, what gives?

I dunno, I probably used to have an attitude like that when I posted more often and definitely still do at times. I still feel like some of the regulars here give new posters or Doodoobird too much shit, but I'd be lying if I said I'd never acted the same towards someone here. Basically I think it's because IRL I'm not too confrontational because I know I'd probably get my ass kicked in a fight against most people. It normally takes a lot for me to actually start throwing out serious insults at someone.

-you and pat must live really close to each other because you both live in canada, right?

Yep, we chill in each other's igloos all the time and then close to dinner time we'll going out and fish for salmon and hunt for deer meat. In all seriousness, no we don't live close.

-glyn milburn or todd sauerbrun?

Both of their Bears' careers are a bit before my time as a serious football fan, but I'll say Milburn because of the shit Sauerbrun talked about kicking to Devin Hester in '07, and then having Hester take back 2 returns against him. Tillman blocked a punt in that game too.

-what's the best city you've ever traveled to?

Tough choice since I still can't legally drink in most places so that limits the total viewing experience, but I guess I'll say Boston with Montreal a close second.

-would you ever consider moving to the states, or are you perfectly content in the great white north?

I've definitely considered it. I don't plan on spending the rest of my life in New Brunswick and I'll probably move to Halifax or Toronto after school, but there are some U.S. cities I'd love to live in as well.

-what do you do? school? work? take me through a day in the life.

I'm in university. Typical day consists of me waking up in the morning, going to class, finishing up in the afternoon and playing some NHL, doing homework, and watching TV for the rest of the day. In between classes I'll normally check facebook, here, other sites I frequent.

-if you could be a smell, what would it be. and of course, why?

I would be the smell of pine trees. I spend a lot of time outdoors in the summer and that's one smell I've always loved.

-what's your favorite part about new brunswick? and here's another one for ya! i would suppose the northernmost tip of maine is pretty hick. if you're driving through maine to canada, or vice versa, does it go from basically nothing to whoa! i'm in the southern most part of new brunswick! this shit is hoppin! or what?

Favourite part about New Brunswick is the fresh air. Only in Saint John (I live in the suburbs) can you really smell pollution of any kind. Definitely something I'll miss when I'm in a bigger city. There's nothing in Maine until you hit the Bangor area, likewise in New Brunswick once pass through Saint John heading south. The only major difference driving from NB into Maine is the highway. Until you reach Bangor and can get on the I-95, the highway is shit once you cross the border. All two-way traffic so no passing lanes, lower speed limits...turns what could be a 2 hour drive into a 3 hour one.

-if drew decided to become a bears fan tomorrow, on a scale of 1-10, how greatly would that shock you?

10 million, but c'mon Drew, we won the division this year! No more Mike McCarthy!

[gonz]

I spend a lot of time im columbus and even i forget they have a hockey team. I guess they have an mls team too now.
You should check out a Jackets' game. Live hockey's a blast and if you pick the right game the arena usually has a nice atmosphere. A couple friends went to the Jackets-Red Wings game last night and said it was awesome. Nationwide Arena is also extremely nice. They've had an MLS team for 16 years and the Crew won the MLS cup a couple years ago hah. Also we have probably the nicest minor league ballpark in the country where the Columbus Clippers (AAA affiliate for the Indians) play. Cubby's been there I think and can probably vouch for that. There's a ton to do here.

[Spicoli hey bud]

this is exhausting, i'll continue later tonight or tomorrow.

-gonz
-matt
-drew

come on everyone else, jump on board. newbies are most welcome. we need to know about you folks!
Go.

[startBBtoday]

i'll start this up again after i go through the 5 stages of loss a few more times.

[dont you move]

aw crap. a little late but yes, please.

[s.t.e.v.e.n.]

Ha. Good stuff.

[tickytacky]

-hey jaime, what's up?
Hi Doug! Not much, just sitting here at work, which is where I usually post here from. Sorry for the delay, this weekend was a shitshow of epic proportions and I pretty much abandoned the internet until this morning.

-i want the juicy details as to why you got fired/banned, if this needs to be a pm, go ahead, then i'll post it and say daime jurante sent it to me.
Jason and I were never really friendly, so it didn't come as a total shock that I wasn't even given a chance. When he and others decided to start playing favorites with bans in the general forum, a lot of my IRL friends were caught in the crossfire (remember that commercial? don't get caught in the CROSS FIREEEEEEEEE! I always wanted that game) Anyway I stuck up for my friends, he blew up and told me I didn't do shit around here and he didn't even know why I was staff anymore blah blah blah (which is partially true, I had been coordinating/running the tent at Bamboozle the prior 3 years and all that went with it, which all of a sudden - with no explanation - didn't happen that year) and then perma-banned me. It's not really a big deal, I was still - IMO - fulfilling my mod duties, so he could have just kept me on as that, but whatever. He did respond to my request to change my staff account back to my nickname so it wouldn't come up when employers searched for me (I had been looking for a new job a few months back) so there's no bad blood here.

-so has dennis turned you into a red sox fan yet or what?
Never!! We've been really lucky that in the 3+ years we've been dating, the Yankees and Red Sox have never played each other in the postseason. Not sure what will go down when that finally happens. He did however recruit me as a Celtics fan, though I pretty much hate basketball. And he roots for the Giants with me.

-what would you have done if derek jeter had become a boston red sox?
It'd be weird, that's for sure. I don't know what I'd do really. I mean, he'd never be embraced by Boston fans so it'd be a pretty dumb move for him to go. It sucks being a Yankees fan in this sense, there's always so much bullshit in the media. Non-stories are always made into a big deal. It's frustrating.

-say joey harrington walked into your house and was all like, http://thesportshernia.typepad.com/blog/images/2007/07/25/joey_harrington_hair_2.jpg, and dennis wasn't around. but then because you're an honorable girl, you shut him down and he was like http://media.scout.com/Media/Player/52_JoeyHarrington_face_Seahawks.JPG . then you told him he could stay and watch tv if he wanted to and he was like http://uh2l.blogs.com/detroitessentials/images/joey_2. but then while he was watching a rerun of two and a half men he was like http://www.blogcdn.com/nfl.fanhouse.com/media/2008/09/harringtonsmile.jpg. what would happen, would you be able to turn down http://images.wikia.com/openserving/sports/images/b/b4/Player_profile_Joey_Harrington.jpg?
There's no way Joey thinks Two and a Half Men is funny. That has to be the worst show in the history of television ever. I'd definitely let him hang out and maybe even put on my Lions jersey so he knows that he had one fan at least. It'd be tough to turn him down though, he is a stud. I think Dennis would be OK with it.

-did justin smile once when you met him?
Haha, yes, he did. We got drunk on Governors Island and danced to Tokyo Police Club and Passion Pit. Tim (wearecured) was there as well.

-did he tell you where any phillies players lived?
No but I wish he told me where Cole Hamels lived so I could pretend (but really) stalk him. He is dreamy.

-did he tell you where you could get a great steak?
Sadly I don't get this joke but I live in NYC, I could tell you tons of places where you can get great steak. Haha.

-i'll bet you want to meet me, don't you? just so i could become part of your list.
Of course! It's pretty crazy how many people I've met/hang out with that post on this site. Tim, Matt, Justin, Perry, Scott, and lots of people from the general forum (many of whom don't post anymore).

-if drew beringer came by your apartment with a boombox playing the new damned things record, what would you do?
First I'd take his boombox and make him to play all the albums advances he's gotten in the mail recently. We'd then commiserate on how cliche music is these days and how we wish things went back to how they were in 2004. He'd then cry on my shoulder how his ex Riley and the Milwaukee Brewers destroyed his heart. I'd get him drunk on smirnoff ice and take him to my favorite place in my neighborhood, Crif Dogs(http://www.crifdogs.com/menu), where he'd shovel in a hot dog and some tots, proclaiming how much better it is than Jimmy Johns, and then vomit all over the floor.

Done!

[preppyak]

where he'd shovel in a hot dog and some tots, proclaiming how much better it is than Jimmy Johns, and then vomit all over the floor.haha, excellent

[RyanFTW]

Best thread ever. All those questions are fantastic.

[Broken Parachute]

I literally read all 24 pages of this thread instead of writing the paper I should be working on...and now I miss my freshman year and posting here back in like 2008.

It's crazy when I think about how I've been posting here since I'm 15. I've been taking advice and getting to know everyone here through the most confusing years of my life, haha. I'd like to think it helped me more than anything. It's definitely crazy though.

[tickytacky]

HAHA the question Doug asked me about Joey Harrington is definitely the best ever.

[kshtoinks12]

can someone find kshotinks12 epic "braves" ms paint masterpiece?

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d82/kshtoinks12/braves2.jpg

Ughhh how can you people still not see it?

[rcrook]

YES!

x

[CubbyNick42]

*slow clap*

[thejetstolehome]

Just saw a post from LWO in here.

:sadangel:

[FondestMemory]

holy shit.

[jaimej]

HAHA, this thread.

Also, my questions were the best ones. JOEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[xbrokendownx]

:drew:

[gonz]

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d82/kshtoinks12/braves2.jpg

Ughhh how can you people still not see it?
Great bump. Any one puke on your dick lately?

[MyBestFiend]

Hahaha this thread is hilarious.

[Chris M.]

Quite possibly the best thread in sports forum history.

[FondestMemory]

this bump is obviously fates way of telling doug its time for another round of questions.

[Chris M.]

yes, more questions please!

[rcrook]

please more questions

[Tyler Vagyler]

I wish I posted in the sports forum when this happened. haha I just spent way too much time reading this....

[Chris M.]

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c329/jaimej424/douche.jpg

http://i35.tinypic.com/25zhzyp.jpg

these have been quoted so the masses can see them once again.

[xbrokendownx]

the Sandy from the OC thing in reference to Pierce still kills me every time I read/think about it

[saintnumberfive]

After 2 hours and reading every comment on every page, I've concluded that this is the best thing on AP.

[preppyak]

this bump is obviously fates way of telling doug its time for another round of questions.
true story

Though maybe it's also fates way of making someone fuck up royally like this again so we can have another hilarious banning. Because the best part of this whole process was watching the build up to Floyd getting banned....you could see it in the MLB thread, it was amazing. When Ortiz hit the home run, that thread exploded with hatred and only got worse

[preppyak]

these have been quoted so the masses can see them once again.
You missed the best one
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y117/WeskerRocks/douche.jpg

[jaimej]

HAHA I love how that picture still lives in my photobucket account and is tagged as "douche.jpg"

[thejetstolehome]

all this drama reminds me of the team we created an alternative sports forum. those were the days.

Holy crap. That lasted what? A month?

Oh and while I was reading this, I totally forgot his name was Brandon and not really Floyd.

[rcrook]

why did LeftWide leave? wasn't it over something trivial with scott?

[pand75]

Yeah, I think so. DAMNIT SCOTT.

[Drew Beringer]

why did LeftWide leave? wasn't it over something trivial with scott?
yep haha

[preppyak]

why did LeftWide leave? wasn't it over something trivial with scott?
Yeah, it was sort of the straw/camel thing for him I guess. I remember it being really benign, but, he had been posting a lot less at that point anyway.

[startBBtoday]

this bump is obviously fates way of telling doug its time for another round of questions.

Haha maybe after this week I'll start up again.

[bigmike]

Holy crap. That lasted what? A month?

Oh and while I was reading this, I totally forgot his name was Brandon and not really Floyd.

Alternate sports forum is not ringing a bell for me. Was I not invited to this?

[preppyak]

Alternate sports forum is not ringing a bell for me. Was I not invited to this?
I vaguely remember the hockey forum members using it to avoid some people; but, I'm not sure if that was the same time frame or not. Perhaps they didn't like you and created the forum to avoid you...it'd be understandable.

[bigmike]

Oh, no, there's a hockey forum. Just thought Matt was referencing something that was more forum-wide.

[Killadelphia]

There was one when AP was down for a bit.

[thejetstolehome]

Alternate sports forum is not ringing a bell for me. Was I not invited to this?

There was one when AP was down for a bit.

Remember, Justin started it 'cause we were getting fed up w/some of the bullshit here? We tried to make it a combined forum/blog and it didn't last at all.

[startBBtoday]

Alternate sports forum is not ringing a bell for me. Was I not invited to this?

It happened right arounf the time me and Ford got banned. I actually think I remember you being a real Uncle Tom/Benedict Arnold and kept posting here though.

[CubbyNick42]

TfHqv8YAA9w
Joan Calamezzo

[aloneatlastnj]

yes more questions doug! i want in!

[bigmike]

Ah, yes I do remember that other forum now. For whatever reason I was like "fuck you guys" and stuck around here.

[CubbyNick42]

"Fuck you guys"? That's not the bubbly, upbeat Mike I know.

[bigmike]

A shocker, I know.

[Eich696]

This Thread is awesome. Wonder how I missed it the past few years?

[pand75]

adolf femia
this comment kills me.