View Full Version : longest time without sex
feeldabyrne
10/17/08, 11:52 AM
i bet i win.
TheSkyline
10/17/08, 11:55 AM
Beat 15 years.
feeldabyrne
10/17/08, 11:57 AM
oh i can't haha. youngin
Smash Adams
10/17/08, 12:00 PM
20 years
TheSkyline
10/17/08, 12:01 PM
Exactly.
/thread
EDIT: Damn. O well, it don't see a point in bragging about virginity anyways. haha
mattmatumbo
10/17/08, 12:02 PM
17 years ftw!
TheSkyline
10/17/08, 12:04 PM
17 years ftw!
Well she means how long since last time you had sex.
So that would mean if what your saying was true... you were 2?
mattmatumbo
10/17/08, 12:13 PM
Well she means how long since last time you had sex.
So that would mean if what your saying was true... you were 2?
oh, well the longest i've ever gone since the last time was probably a month or so.
feeldabyrne
10/17/08, 12:18 PM
Im Bored Come To Md
samsara
10/17/08, 12:20 PM
ha! 18 years
The Database
10/17/08, 12:21 PM
couple months
Sventhegreat
10/17/08, 12:23 PM
Three weeks.
It sucked.
nikkidynac
10/17/08, 12:44 PM
oh my story sucks more.
I'm a virgin, and we both really want to have sex... it just never seems to fit. I need some very good lube. Any suggestions?
wroteurname
10/17/08, 01:38 PM
I remember when I had my girlfriend and 2 weeks seemed like forever...we broke up like 5 months ago...weakkkkkk
Oh, and what are the odds the OP is fake?
rob_mylo
10/17/08, 01:43 PM
I remember when I had my girlfriend and 2 weeks seemed like forever...we broke up like 5 months ago...weakkkkkk
Oh, and what are the odds the OP is fake?
im going with.. 100 percent fake.
wroteurname
10/17/08, 01:48 PM
im going with.. 100 percent fake.
Good call
Smash Adams
10/17/08, 02:10 PM
oh my story sucks more.
I'm a virgin, and we both really want to have sex... it just never seems to fit. I need some very good lube. Any suggestions?
butter
im going with.. 100 percent fake.
I think more like 73% fake
DaveZeroZero
10/17/08, 02:12 PM
seventeen years, 8 months.
rob_mylo
10/17/08, 02:14 PM
butter
I think more like 73% fake
perhaps. you might be right
just.Starla.
10/17/08, 03:49 PM
18 years
wroteurname
10/17/08, 03:50 PM
Lol My Age Lol Lol Lol Lol
billyboatkid
10/17/08, 03:53 PM
Im going on about fifteen months. Or a year and three months.
thespearkid
10/17/08, 03:55 PM
It's been almost 48 hours for me.
caress me down
10/17/08, 04:02 PM
a month and a half
jagermeister
10/17/08, 04:24 PM
oh my story sucks more.
I'm a virgin, and we both really want to have sex... it just never seems to fit. I need some very good lube. Any suggestions?
:puke:
oldwirehands
10/17/08, 04:53 PM
Almost a year now. I need to B my L on some T's asap.
mattmatumbo
10/17/08, 07:17 PM
Im Bored Come To Md
fake?
Hermux-Tantamoq
10/18/08, 02:55 AM
At least an eternity.
seventeen years, 8 months.
Ahahahahahahaha
DaveZeroZero
10/18/08, 03:47 AM
Ahahahahahahaha
Yeah, but who's counting, right?
fadedmemories
10/18/08, 08:29 AM
Seventeen years and two months
DaveZeroZero
10/18/08, 08:31 AM
Seventeen years and two months
Ha, I've gone a whole six months longer than you! Epic self-restraint on my part.
thespearkid
10/18/08, 08:32 AM
Will be burying my dog in an hour or so.
DaveZeroZero
10/18/08, 08:35 AM
Will be burying my dog in an hour or so.
is it chihuahua big or great dane big?
TheSkyline
10/18/08, 08:39 AM
Will be burying my dog in an hour or so.
At first I thought this said buying, not burying. I was about to say congradulations. haha
Sorry about the dog though. I remember burying one of my dogs a few months ago, sucked pretty bad.
DaveZeroZero
10/18/08, 08:39 AM
At first I thought this said buying, not burying. I was about to say congradulations. haha
Sorry about the dog though. I remember burying one of my dogs a few months ago, sucked pretty bad.
It's a metaphor, fool.
/Say Anything
fadedmemories
10/18/08, 08:39 AM
Ha, I've gone a whole six months longer than you! Epic self-restraint on my part.
Veeery epic
raychull
10/18/08, 08:41 AM
17 years, 3 months.
thespearkid
10/18/08, 08:42 AM
At first I thought this said buying, not burying. I was about to say congradulations. haha
Sorry about the dog though. I remember burying one of my dogs a few months ago, sucked pretty bad.
<.< I was talking about making the sexy time.
TheSkyline
10/18/08, 08:44 AM
It's a metaphor, fool.
/Say Anything
<.< I was talking about making the sexy time.
Haha, I love that song.
I got pwned.
DaveZeroZero
10/18/08, 08:46 AM
Haha, I love that song.
I got pwned.
Why yes, yes you did.
thespearkid
10/18/08, 08:47 AM
It's so weird not being a virgin anymore.
TheSkyline
10/18/08, 08:47 AM
Why yes, yes you did.
That was seriously one of those, "Wow, I'm a total idiot" moments. haha
DaveZeroZero
10/18/08, 08:48 AM
It's so weird not being a virgin anymore.
I had a dream about my friend's hot cousin last night lol.
raychull
10/18/08, 08:49 AM
That was seriously one of those, "Wow, I'm a total idiot" moments. haha
it's okay. I did the same thing, and realized, oh crap, and went back and edited it really quickly.>_>
thespearkid
10/18/08, 08:50 AM
I had a dream about my friend's hot cousin last night lol.
Good dream.
it's okay. I did the same thing, and realized, oh crap, and went back and edited it really quickly.>_>
I was totally about to quote that post when it got edited haha.
TheSkyline
10/18/08, 08:50 AM
it's okay. I did the same thing, and realized, oh crap, and went back and edited it really quickly.>_>
We can be idiots together! :buddies:
raychull
10/18/08, 08:52 AM
We can be idiots together! :buddies:
yuss, haha. that is a cute emoticon.
DaveZeroZero
10/18/08, 08:52 AM
Good dream.
It was awesome. She's Norwegian, so you know she's hot.
thespearkid
10/18/08, 08:54 AM
It was awesome. She's Norwegian, so you know she's hot.
Being in college has made me realize my love for foreign girls.
DaveZeroZero
10/18/08, 08:55 AM
Being in college has made me realize my love for foreign girls.
They're great.
Time to change your avatar.
spansen
10/18/08, 09:16 AM
19 years and something like 4 months?
... but other than before losing my virginity.. it's been about 4 months now.
princesschad
10/18/08, 09:56 AM
My whole life - 19 years.
DaveZeroZero
10/18/08, 10:01 AM
I think that the internet houses a disproportionate number of the world's virgins.
.invisible ink.
10/18/08, 10:31 AM
Will be burying my dog in an hour or so.
weren't you the kid who got a ton of shit for leaving your sick dog out in the woods to die because you couldn't afford to take it to the vet?
yeah, i'm sorry but using "burying my dog" as a metaphor is not only disgusting but extra super creepy considering this little fact.
4N6 science
10/18/08, 10:39 AM
I had sex like 2 weeks ago.
pilot_light_out
10/18/08, 11:27 AM
20 minutes
4N6 science
10/18/08, 11:32 AM
^ nice...
faithintheknife
10/18/08, 11:32 AM
one week.
marchofmarty
10/18/08, 11:37 AM
1 year 4 months and counting =(
pilot_light_out
10/18/08, 11:38 AM
someone needs to call Will Smith
faithintheknife
10/18/08, 11:55 AM
1 year 4 months and counting =(
hooker.
Neo Cassady
10/18/08, 12:54 PM
18 years.
then like 6 months.
duhpunk
10/18/08, 12:59 PM
went 17 years.
wroteurname
10/18/08, 01:09 PM
It's hilarious when people post the age they were when they lost their virginity in this thread
hilarious
DaveZeroZero
10/18/08, 01:19 PM
1,5 months
Well, nobody would ever turn you down, would they? :-)
Well, nobody would ever turn you down, would they? :-)
Let's hope no one does ha
DaveZeroZero
10/18/08, 01:30 PM
Let's hope no one does ha
Just don't go taking it for granted ^_^
wroteurname
10/18/08, 01:36 PM
^so wierd
Richard Maxim
10/18/08, 01:47 PM
about 4 weeks, I'm not really even that sexual of a person but god have i wanted it lately.
AP_Punk
10/18/08, 01:50 PM
too long.
:gunhead:
thespearkid
10/18/08, 05:37 PM
About a half hour.
Demonic_101
10/20/08, 04:27 PM
i'd say just about two weeks tops for me.
a couple of months. though i think im going to break that record now i no longer have a girlfriend
hero_dujour
10/22/08, 03:50 PM
a few months.
kidddinnnggg. it's my age ^_^
smithariko
10/22/08, 03:55 PM
one million years
Bingham88
10/22/08, 05:02 PM
19 years
WakeUpBlondie
10/22/08, 05:48 PM
16 years
AlkalineAshes
10/23/08, 08:43 AM
at least 2-3 months, not cool
Heroin Robot
10/23/08, 01:41 PM
18 years
darkheart
10/23/08, 01:41 PM
19 years :-(
I'm going on 4 months, and it fucken blows.
brentkid
10/23/08, 04:47 PM
A year and a few weeks.
Sucks.
lastchancegdbye
10/23/08, 04:55 PM
it's been 3 years since I last had sex, do I win?
samsara
10/23/08, 05:00 PM
i think with the exceptions of all the virgins
it may be a win
denissuxx
10/27/08, 09:13 AM
If the rules are "with exception of all the virgins"
Then surely the people who were abused by their step dad when they were 4 win?
chasingsafety
10/27/08, 09:53 AM
i went about 10 months. i wanted to shoot myself
Andypeebs
10/27/08, 10:27 AM
23 years.
ouroboros85
10/27/08, 01:30 PM
it's been 2 years now...that was the last relationship i was in and haven't had one since then. it's ok though, i know whenever it does happen it'll be outstanding. although it does suck to hear all about all of your friends' sex stories and how great they are and not miss it a little. damn that's sad.
HelpMeSleep
10/29/08, 02:19 AM
two months.
4N6 science
10/30/08, 12:00 PM
I'm working on 1 month.
abusedcat
10/30/08, 12:57 PM
18 years.
I'm in no real rush.
voncorn
10/30/08, 01:00 PM
18 years.
I'm in no real rush.
cuz you're uglyz?
or because you haven't found that right girl quite yet?
abusedcat
10/30/08, 03:04 PM
cuz you're uglyz?
or because you haven't found that right girl quite yet?right girl.
i get offered sex all the time, but i guess i'm just old fashioned and want it to mean something.
AP_Punk
10/30/08, 05:25 PM
George Sr:"I just haven't had sex in a month."
Michael: "You know, you've been here two months."
George Sr.: "It's hard to gauge time."
Michael: "Yeah, I'll bet."
caress me down
10/30/08, 07:29 PM
right girl.
i get offered sex all the time, but i guess i'm just old fashioned and want it to mean something.
can there be more of you in the world?
i guess i'm just old fashioned and want it to mean something.
I always feel bad when people want their first time to "mean something." How much can putting a penis in a vagina really mean?
spansen
10/30/08, 10:14 PM
it doesn't mean a lot. it's supposed to be with someone who matters is all i think.
like 5 monthsish since i last had sex. woohoooo haha
HelpMeSleep
10/30/08, 10:18 PM
I always feel bad when people want their first time to "mean something." How much can putting a penis in a vagina really mean?
when you have sex, it really isn't as big of a deal as you think. one of my friends just lost her virginity yesterday and told me it didn't really seem like a big deal when she did it, and I said "I know, I thought the same thing." but there's still a difference between doing it with someone who matters and having it mean something and doing it with someone you don't care about and feeling nothing. I've had both ends of the stick and I could definitely tell the difference.
spansen
10/30/08, 10:21 PM
can there be more of you in the world?
haha.
there's a lot of us who want our sex to be more than just sex... there's also a lot of idiots, too, though.
DaveZeroZero
10/31/08, 04:50 AM
right girl.
i get offered sex all the time, but i guess i'm just old fashioned and want it to mean something.
Please send these girls my way.
caress me down
10/31/08, 05:13 AM
haha.
there's a lot of us who want our sex to be more than just sex... there's also a lot of idiots, too, though.
haha yeah. i think there's a lot more idiots per capita than good guys, at least in new jersey
Posthardcore
10/31/08, 08:48 AM
15 years
DaveZeroZero
10/31/08, 08:50 AM
15 years
May you encounter a dry spell twice that long - we don't want McCain supporters breeding.
when you have sex, it really isn't as big of a deal as you think. one of my friends just lost her virginity yesterday and told me it didn't really seem like a big deal when she did it, and I said "I know, I thought the same thing." but there's still a difference between doing it with someone who matters and having it mean something and doing it with someone you don't care about and feeling nothing. I've had both ends of the stick and I could definitely tell the difference.
So it's actually better with someone who matters?
Posthardcore
10/31/08, 08:53 AM
May you encounter a dry spell twice that long - we don't want McCain supporters breeding.
I dont see that coming anytime soon.
And thats NOT what she said...
spansen
10/31/08, 09:12 AM
haha yeah. i think there's a lot more idiots per capita than good guys, at least in new jersey
well you knowwww...
HelpMeSleep
10/31/08, 11:49 AM
May you encounter a dry spell twice that long - we don't want McCain supporters breeding.
heck yeah!! :highfive:
15 years
what he said above me.
So it's actually better with someone who matters?
I've had it both ways and I'd say so!
Oh yeah, it's absolutely better with someone that you care about, I'm not debating that.
But the first time tends to be a bit of a write off and never half as "special" as you build it up to be.
And no, I'm not bitter :P
caress me down
10/31/08, 08:32 PM
well you knowwww...
know whattt?
spansen
10/31/08, 08:43 PM
i didn't really have a comeback to that. i agree, there are more of us who are idiots than those who actually have enough self-respect to keep it in their pants until it's with someone who means anything to them.
quarterhorse101
10/31/08, 11:08 PM
19 yrs to start.. since then, 2 weeks
4N6 science
10/31/08, 11:20 PM
19 yrs to start.. since then, 2 weeks
damn....
SubrosaSeductiv
10/31/08, 11:30 PM
damn....
So full of insight. I'm coming to you with all of my problems now.
4N6 science
10/31/08, 11:39 PM
So full of insight. I'm coming to you with all of my problems now.
Good I'll let you know what's good.
SubrosaSeductiv
10/31/08, 11:42 PM
Good I'll let you know what's good.
Hopefully they stay consistent with the redundancies, so I can at least get a good laugh.
4N6 science
10/31/08, 11:43 PM
Hopefully they stay consistent with the redundancies, so I can at least get a good laugh.
Oh of course. I know you expect nothing less now and I will continue you to provide you with that.
SubrosaSeductiv
10/31/08, 11:46 PM
Oh of course. I know you expect nothing less now and I will continue you to provide you with that.
Well you flopped on that one. You could've at least repeated a word a few times, or if you really wanted to please me restate ideas just in different sentence formations.
HelpMeSleep
11/07/08, 03:35 AM
bumped because I bet I'm going to beat my record of longest time without sex this time around.
Indoor Living
11/07/08, 07:12 AM
Damn, 17 years, 3 months? Honorable mention? Anything?
thespearkid
11/07/08, 07:29 AM
About three weeks.
DaveZeroZero
11/07/08, 07:58 AM
I hate all of you.
:beerbros:
DaveZeroZero
11/07/08, 08:07 AM
:highfive:
How's your day been?
How's your day been?
good. I'm exhausted... again :whistle:
how about you?
DaveZeroZero
11/07/08, 08:17 AM
good. I'm exhausted... again :whistle:
how about you?
yeah, I'm not bad thanks - I'm looking forward to finally having something to do this weekend =]
what are you doing this weekend?
DaveZeroZero
11/07/08, 08:19 AM
fireworks and friends tonight, party tomorrow night
I also need a haircut, but that's less exciting.
haircuts ftl :-( my new one looks terrible.
DaveZeroZero
11/07/08, 08:26 AM
haircuts ftl :-( my new one looks terrible.
laame =[
oh well, it'll grow back soon enough =]
yeah, it will!
I can't wait until I can post in this thread and say "2 hours" or something haha
DaveZeroZero
11/07/08, 08:30 AM
yeah, it will!
I can't wait until I can post in this thread and say "2 hours" or something haha
When I do it, I'll post saying "2 minutes".
HelpMeSleep
11/07/08, 11:55 AM
When I do it, I'll post saying "2 minutes".
haha. I wish I could do that! I've already ruined it though. :-(
DaveZeroZero
11/07/08, 02:46 PM
haha. I wish I could do that! I've already ruined it though. :-(
Why?
beautifulpoison
11/07/08, 06:17 PM
about 24 hrs lol
4N6 science
11/07/08, 06:18 PM
Its been a fucking while. Rosie just isn't cutting it anymore.
rorschach
11/08/08, 05:30 AM
I always get her too late for any on-topic discussion and its always boiled down into random chat. So in an effort to break the chain;
7 months, and since then i have nicknamed my balls Noel & Liam Gallagher, though its not as funny seeing as Liam is no longer a douche bag and the last record kind of rocked.
ouroboros85
11/08/08, 09:42 AM
about 24 hrs lol
come on now, that's just rude... haha
Metfan615
11/08/08, 09:54 AM
18 years lol
HelpMeSleep
11/08/08, 12:55 PM
Why?
well, because I've already gone about two months without sex.
iAMhollyood315
11/08/08, 06:02 PM
butter
I think more like 73% fake
olive oil!
DaveZeroZero
11/09/08, 03:15 AM
well, because I've already gone about two months without sex.
No you haven't, it's been about two, maybe three, weeks.
HelpMeSleep
11/09/08, 05:13 AM
No you haven't, it's been about two, maybe three, weeks.
lol@ you being my sex calendar. it's been a week and a few hours. but I already went about two months without sex before that.
DaveZeroZero
11/09/08, 05:15 AM
lol@ you being my sex calendar. it's been a week and a few hours. but I already went about two months without sex before that.
And wasn't that boring for you?
HelpMeSleep
11/09/08, 05:20 AM
And wasn't that boring for you?
the two sex-less months, you mean?
DaveZeroZero
11/09/08, 05:21 AM
the two sex-less months, you mean?
Yes.
HelpMeSleep
11/09/08, 05:24 AM
Yes.
meh. they were alright. I actually did see Pat in the middle of that. but that was just dry sex, a lot of making out, and a bj.
DaveZeroZero
11/09/08, 05:30 AM
meh. they were alright. I actually did see Pat in the middle of that. but that was just dry sex, a lot of making out, and a bj.
Why didn't you do it all?
HelpMeSleep
11/09/08, 05:34 AM
Why didn't you do it all?
it was my favorite time of the month. actually, he ended up changing his mind and wanting to though.
4N6 science
11/09/08, 06:26 AM
I don't know how much longer I will last.
HelpMeSleep
11/09/08, 06:28 AM
I don't know how much longer I will last.
how long has it been?
4N6 science
11/09/08, 06:29 AM
how long has it been?
Not really sure. But I think a month maybe a month and a half.
HelpMeSleep
11/09/08, 06:30 AM
Not really sure. But I think a month maybe a month and a half.
is that the longest you've gone?
4N6 science
11/09/08, 06:34 AM
is that the longest you've gone?
No. My longest has to be about 6+ months.
HelpMeSleep
11/09/08, 06:56 AM
No. My longest has to be about 6+ months.
for some reason I was under the impression it was only a few weeks lol.
4N6 science
11/09/08, 07:08 AM
for some reason I was under the impression it was only a few weeks lol.
Well when you're not having it. Time is super slow.
popdisaster00
11/09/08, 07:29 AM
10 hours.
DaveZeroZero
11/09/08, 07:48 AM
10 hours.
how long have you gone without anal?
crushlustcrash
11/09/08, 08:04 AM
mine's 2 years and a half ahahahhaha.pretty epic ha?
popdisaster00
11/09/08, 10:49 AM
how long have you gone without anal?
10 minutes.
ouroboros85
11/09/08, 11:05 AM
I don't know how much longer I will last.
i'm with you man
HangsLikeHeaven
11/09/08, 11:09 AM
Three weeks or so.
4N6 science
11/09/08, 12:41 PM
i'm with you man
I can see myself just getting drunk and finding a random chick to bang. I hope it doesn't come to that.
ouroboros85
11/09/08, 12:57 PM
I can see myself just getting drunk and finding a random chick to bang. I hope it doesn't come to that.
i hope it doesn't either good sir. you don't want it to have to come to such sad measures. i have been put into situations where i might have possibly ended up sleeping with a girl but i just couldn't bring myself to do it with nothing there between us.
4N6 science
11/09/08, 01:07 PM
i hope it doesn't either good sir. you don't want it to have to come to such sad measures. i have been put into situations where i might have possibly ended up sleeping with a girl but i just couldn't bring myself to do it with nothing there between us.
Yeah I know if I get drunk my rationale for things goes out the window. That's why I've been more sober than not over the past few months to stay away from this stuff.
beautifulpoison
11/10/08, 10:14 AM
come on now, that's just rude... haha
Why is that rude? As of now, it's been a little over 12 hrs lol
SgtSmegma
11/10/08, 10:46 AM
Does beasteality count?
DaveZeroZero
11/10/08, 10:48 AM
Does beasteality count?
Always.
Broken Parachute
11/10/08, 10:49 AM
18 years.
4N6 science
11/10/08, 12:32 PM
add another day.
ouroboros85
11/10/08, 02:08 PM
Why is that rude? As of now, it's been a little over 12 hrs lol
damn, that must be awful
.invisible ink.
11/10/08, 03:33 PM
I can see myself just getting drunk and finding a random chick to bang. I hope it doesn't come to that.
geez, i'm not that random.
haha, j/k
beautifulpoison
11/10/08, 04:15 PM
damn, that must be awful
Why is it awful? Believe me, he knows what he's doing, and it's damn good sex too... Plus he's gonna be gone for the next week, so we wore ourselves out having fun lol
Demonic_101
11/10/08, 04:19 PM
um... now i think its been just about a week and a half... yep thats just about right. :(
SgtSmegma
11/10/08, 04:58 PM
Always.
K, well 4 hours then.
4N6 science
11/10/08, 05:21 PM
geez, i'm not that random.
haha, j/k
I could only wish I'd see you out on the "scene."
you know you didn't want to put "haha, j/k" in a spoiler
DaveZeroZero
11/11/08, 12:03 AM
K, well 4 hours then.
I envy you.
SgtSmegma
11/11/08, 07:06 AM
I envy you.
I can't be the only one with a pet iguana. They're not too expensive, go get yourself one. You'll thank me later
ouroboros85
11/11/08, 08:15 AM
I can't be the only one with a pet iguana. They're not too expensive, go get yourself one. You'll thank me later
yum
AP_Punk
11/11/08, 10:28 PM
a year and a half.
and counting.
BJW7191
11/11/08, 11:45 PM
i just broke up with my girlfriend a few weeks ago... 3 weeks is brutal after getting it usually
4N6 science
11/12/08, 04:09 PM
Add a couple more days. If this trend continues I will forget what sex was...
beautifulpoison
11/19/08, 07:38 PM
1 o'clock this morning lol
I'm going on 5 months. Fuck.
Schmidty Says
11/19/08, 07:51 PM
3 and a half years :-(
PaulsRightNut
11/19/08, 07:55 PM
5 hours
4N6 science
11/19/08, 08:18 PM
the days just keep adding up!
the days just keep adding up!
yes they do. :-(
Kassie09
11/19/08, 08:21 PM
Boys are weak.
AP_Punk
11/19/08, 10:45 PM
that's what she said!
HelpMeSleep
11/19/08, 11:14 PM
going on two and a half weeks. feels like longer.
spansen
11/19/08, 11:23 PM
haha. whore. ;-)
i'm working on 5 months.. well, i've gotten there.. but.. i mean.
HelpMeSleep
11/19/08, 11:41 PM
hahaha. I never said that's the longest I've gone. :-)
it's definitely not. it's just how long I've been going right now. and it really does feel like longer because I could easily get it, but I won't, because I'm trying to prove a point.
BJW7191
11/20/08, 12:39 AM
hahaha. I never said that's the longest I've gone. :-)
it's definitely not. it's just how long I've been going right now. and it really does feel like longer because I could easily get it, but I won't, because I'm trying to prove a point.
are you trying to prove either:
A. your not skanky (not saying you are, just someone might have said something and you got offended or something)
or
B. playing hard to get so when you do its a magical experience or whatever
whe i read two weeks i was like "wow... whore" but now that i read what you meant, it makes more sense
i was almost ashamed of you... my perception would have totally changed had that been the longest
HelpMeSleep
11/20/08, 12:47 AM
are you trying to prove either:
A. your not skanky (not saying you are, just someone might have said something and you got offended or something)
or
B. playing hard to get so when you do its a magical experience or whatever
whe i read two weeks i was like "wow... whore" but now that i read what you meant, it makes more sense
i was almost ashamed of you... my perception would have totally changed had that been the longest
actually neither of the above. I could get it from my ex who I'm still hung up on, despite the fact that he's an idiot and I know I could do better. and honestly I kind of want to, but if I do, then I just letting him walk all over me again which really isn't cool at all.
nope, it's not the longest so need to be ashamed of me. :-)
although, I only lost my virginity a few months ago. so it's not like I've been having sex that long anyway, you know?
11k btw. w00t.
BJW7191
11/20/08, 12:50 AM
actually neither of the above. I could get it from my ex who I'm still hung up on, despite the fact that he's an idiot and I know I could do better. and honestly I kind of want to, but if I do, then I just letting him walk all over me again which really isn't cool at all.
nope, it's not the longest so need to be ashamed of me. :-)
although, I only lost my virginity a few months ago. so it's not like I've been having sex that long anyway, you know?
11k btw. w00t.
your 11k was quoting me.... im excited to be a part of that
HelpMeSleep
11/20/08, 12:55 AM
your 11k was quoting me.... im excited to be a part of that
haha. well, I'm glad you got to be a part of it.
BJW7191
11/20/08, 01:33 AM
im going on about 6 days now.. i could use a refresher course
HelpMeSleep
11/20/08, 02:10 AM
im going on about 6 days now.. i could use a refresher course
wow... whore. :-p
BJW7191
11/20/08, 02:12 AM
wow... whore. :-p
oh no... i just came into a good string of luck lately... i was in a huge drought 5 months ago... i just usually get it often with her
HelpMeSleep
11/20/08, 02:23 AM
oh no... i just came into a good string of luck lately... i was in a huge drought 5 months ago... i just usually get it often with her
hmmm... nope, just... skank.
BJW7191
11/20/08, 02:27 AM
hmmm... nope, just... skank.
well... we broke up and we had a couple of bootycalls... but we got in a huge fight and we basically dont talk anymore.. so ill be in another drought
HelpMeSleep
11/20/08, 02:53 AM
well... we broke up and we had a couple of bootycalls... but we got in a huge fight and we basically dont talk anymore.. so ill be in another drought
ahhh. that is basically how things with my ex went. until he said he wanted more and I said I did too and then he changed his mind.
4N6 science
11/20/08, 05:15 AM
Boys are weak.
What makes you so strong?
INhopewefail
11/20/08, 09:26 AM
Virginity shouldn't count.
1 year 2 months.
B-Bones
11/20/08, 09:48 AM
Dude! All the virgins. It's not that hard to get laid. As for me, 6 months was probably tops but it's been like 3 right now and I'm thinking good things are on the horizon for this weekend.
The Database
11/20/08, 09:48 AM
lol
spansen
11/20/08, 09:52 AM
hahaha. I never said that's the longest I've gone. :-)
it's definitely not. it's just how long I've been going right now. and it really does feel like longer because I could easily get it, but I won't, because I'm trying to prove a point.
yeah yeah.
bigblue2015
11/20/08, 11:52 AM
Saving myself for marriage.
DaveZeroZero
11/20/08, 01:00 PM
are you trying to prove either:
A. your not skanky (not saying you are, just someone might have said something and you got offended or something)
or
B. playing hard to get so when you do its a magical experience or whatever
whe i read two weeks i was like "wow... whore" but now that i read what you meant, it makes more sense
i was almost ashamed of you... my perception would have totally changed had that been the longest
*you're
Dude! All the virgins. It's not that hard to get laid. As for me, 6 months was probably tops but it's been like 3 right now and I'm thinking good things are on the horizon for this weekend.
Advice on how to make it less hard plz.
But make my boner harder.
heyzombiehitler
11/20/08, 03:42 PM
7 terrible months.
but that was years ago.
BJW7191
11/20/08, 11:38 PM
*you're
Advice on how to make it less hard plz.
But make my boner harder.
hahaha, again keen eye
i take it when its late at night or really early in the morning you just lurk looking for these little mistakes. i went into like 5 different threads last night and all of the last posts were your corrections
you do have an amazing knack for that
DaveZeroZero
11/21/08, 12:23 AM
hahaha, again keen eye
i take it when its late at night or really early in the morning you just lurk looking for these little mistakes. i went into like 5 different threads last night and all of the last posts were your corrections
you do have an amazing knack for that
Haha, thanks :bow:
It's just a little curse gift I have. I really shouldn't be so affected by it, but I am.
dropdead_julia
11/21/08, 08:31 AM
one year and a few months. first time I ever had sex and now i'm making my bf wait
bigblue2015
11/21/08, 08:35 AM
cocktease
dropdead_julia
11/21/08, 08:55 AM
It was with an ex boyfriend, I'm not a slut and I have morals so I'm waiting a bit, no biggg
bigblue2015
11/21/08, 09:15 AM
Having sex with your boyfriend doesn't make you a slut...it just makes you a good girlfriend.
dropdead_julia
11/21/08, 09:19 AM
yeah true but I like to keep my name clean and idk, the day will come sooner than I thought I can't keep the hormones downnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn ahah
I mean, I've known him since January and have been talking to him everyday since basically
been dating for nearly 3 months but idk if that is long enough you know ?
bigblue2015
11/21/08, 09:22 AM
yeah true but I like to keep my name clean and idk, the day will come sooner than I thought I can't keep the hormones downnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn ahah
I mean, I've known him since January and have been talking to him everyday since basically
been dating for nearly 3 months but idk if that is long enough you know ?
Haha I know I'm just messing with you. I think 3 months is long enough though, but every relationship is different.
yeah true but I like to keep my name clean and idk, the day will come sooner than I thought I can't keep the hormones downnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn ahah
I mean, I've known him since January and have been talking to him everyday since basically
been dating for nearly 3 months but idk if that is long enough you know ?
I don't think sleeping with your boyfriend (and your ex when he was your boyfriend) when you're 18 would make your name less dirty, and 3 months is long enough, I think. But you should do whatever feels right.
/serious respons
chronomic
11/21/08, 01:25 PM
march i think.
schools been kicking my ass so hard I hardly have time for women. first time it's been like this and it's no fun.
Wayyy too long ago.
Hi everybody btw :P
patpratt
11/23/08, 11:30 AM
Three weeks.
It sucked.
except the first 18 years of your life.
Dude! All the virgins. It's not that hard to get laid. As for me, 6 months was probably tops but it's been like 3 right now and I'm thinking good things are on the horizon for this weekend.
lol
YouAteMyDog182
11/23/08, 12:17 PM
couple months
Same here, I even have a girlfriend, I don't wanna be an asshole and be like HAVE SEX WITH ME NOW!
haha.
For the first year and a half it was like 3 times a day now its like...never.
Oh well, all is good though.
DaveZeroZero
11/23/08, 12:51 PM
Same here, I even have a girlfriend, I don't wanna be an asshole and be like HAVE SEX WITH ME NOW!
haha.
For the first year and a half it was like 3 times a day now its like...never.
Oh well, all is good though.
You guys might as well be married for all the sex you get.
.invisible ink.
11/23/08, 01:00 PM
Same here, I even have a girlfriend, I don't wanna be an asshole and be like HAVE SEX WITH ME NOW!
haha.
For the first year and a half it was like 3 times a day now its like...never.
Oh well, all is good though.
why not? if you were having sex with her 3 x a day and now it's nothing, that's bullshit. You should figure out what, if anything, is wrong and try and move through it. How long can a person stay in a relationship that's sexless (or nearly) without wanting something more? You should both be happy.
amysaurus
11/23/08, 01:06 PM
Last night I was drunk and my roommate had work all night so I texted my boyfriend or whatever he is so he could come over and we could have sex since we haven't had sex in a couple days and he said he was "too drunk to get over here." I was so pissed off. I still am, actually.
LostPuppy
11/23/08, 03:39 PM
Not since I slid out of my Mother.
this year has been good...but honestly i can go a pretty long while without sex
LostPuppy
11/23/08, 03:52 PM
Does it turn into some sort of cig addiction once you actually do it?
BJW7191
11/23/08, 04:06 PM
Does it turn into some sort of cig addiction once you actually do it?
i smoked for like 3 years ( i have quit and havent had one in 50+ days) and i never craved a cig after sex during those 3 years... i think thats like a hollywood thing to be honest
silentstar1134
11/23/08, 04:07 PM
how long without masturbation or sex should be the real question XP
2 weeks. I'm not capable of a sexless relationship, not at all. But I did once oddly go four months without masturbating.
silentstar1134
11/23/08, 04:13 PM
2 weeks. I'm not capable of a sexless relationship, not at all. But I did once oddly go four months without masturbating.
two weeks? damn, do you have like girls lined up or something haha
notoaststereo
11/23/08, 04:22 PM
about 16 years?
BJW7191
11/23/08, 04:26 PM
Last night I was drunk and my roommate had work all night so I texted my boyfriend or whatever he is so he could come over and we could have sex since we haven't had sex in a couple days and he said he was "too drunk to get over here." I was so pissed off. I still am, actually.
is it wrong that i usually do that to my girlfriends?
two weeks? damn, do you have like girls lined up or something haha
No, I was just a virgin until a bit over 2 weeks ago. But with that said, I can't stay in a relationship for more than a week unless I'm having sex, despite once having gone four months without masturbating.
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