The Official Genitalia Thread

[DaveZeroZero]

It's back.

Penes, vaginae, they're all here.

[brandnew=love]

It's back.

Penes, vaginae, they're all here.
What's with the new thread?

[DaveZeroZero]

What's with the new thread?
Reasons which, for fear of retribution, I must not air in public.

[thespearkid]

Reasons which, for fear of retribution, I must not air in public.
Spelling mistake.

[brandnew=love]

Reasons which, for fear of retribution, I must not air in public.
Makes sense to me! :nod:

Mandi wants you to say hi... or something?

[brandnew=love]

Dave, you were pwned!

[DaveZeroZero]

Spelling mistake.
Good use of a spoiler there.

Makes sense to me! :nod:

Mandi wants you to say hi... or something?
Tell Mandi hi and that she should be asleep.

[DaveZeroZero]

Dave, you were pwned!
There is no proof.

[brandnew=love]

Tell Mandi hi and that she should be asleep.
She says she's not coming back...
There is no proof.
Touché. But I guess the protégé became the master...

[DaveZeroZero]

Touché. But I guess the protégé became the master...

It wasn't you who spotted it.

[thespearkid]

She says she's not coming back...

Touché. But I guess the protégé became the master...

I drive a protégé.

[DaveZeroZero]

I drive a protégé.
I drive a carriage propelled by four wild horses.

[brandnew=love]

It wasn't you who spotted it.
Damn... next time?
I drive a protégé.
haha how's the gas mileage?

[DaveZeroZero]

My horses get infinite miles to the gallon, as they don't drink gas.

[thespearkid]

I drive a carriage propelled by four wild horses.
Sexdrive? haha. They were giving out free tickets for a screening two weeks ago and my friends and I went. Funniest movie I've ever seen.

Damn... next time?

haha how's the gas mileage?
Pretty amazing. I've been home and driving sense Wednesday on only ten dollars. I'll have to fill up sometime today though.

[brandnew=love]

My horses get infinite miles to the gallon, as they don't drink gas.
They could...

[thespearkid]

My horses get infinite miles to the gallon, as they don't drink gas.
The gas problem is solved. I could've used those horses a few weeks ago. There no gas in the city at all.

[DaveZeroZero]

Sexdrive? haha. They were giving out free tickets for a screening two weeks ago and my friends and I went. Funniest movie I've ever seen.
Never heard of it - sounds good.

They could...
But then they'd die.

The gas problem is solved. I could've used those horses a few weeks ago. There no gas in the city at all.
I'm one of the four horsemen of the Apocalypse.

[brandnew=love]

Pretty amazing. I've been home and driving sense Wednesday on only ten dollars. I'll have to fill up sometime today though.
That's pretty good...
The gas problem is solved. I could've used those horses a few weeks ago. There no gas in the city at all.
Seriously? Nothing like that has happened over here...


holy crap it's morning...

[brandnew=love]

But then they'd die.


I'm one of the four horsemen of the Apocalypse.
Dead horses=food?

Which one?

[DaveZeroZero]

Dead horses=food?

Which one?
Pestilence.

[rorschach]

These threads are the worst.

[DaveZeroZero]

Anyway, back on topic, all of the four horses which propel my chariot are, funnily enough, hung like horses.

[brandnew=love]

Pestilence.
I would have guessed Famine...
These threads are the worst.
Hmm?

[thespearkid]

That's pretty good...

Seriously? Nothing like that has happened over here...


holy crap it's morning...
Mhm. It was crazy.

[brandnew=love]

Mhm. It was crazy.
Well I guess it'd make sense since you're in Charlotte...

[DaveZeroZero]

Mhm. It was crazy.
Well I guess it'd make sense since you're in Charlotte...
We should all change our avatars to my "official avatar" later today, once everyone else is here in a protest against the changes.

[brandnew=love]

We should all change our avatars to my "official avatar" later today, once everyone else is here in a protest against the changes.
I doubt it'll change anything... but I'm up for it...

[DaveZeroZero]

I doubt it'll change anything... but I'm up for it...
Cool. Get some sleep now so that you'll be awake for the event.

[brandnew=love]

Cool. Get some sleep now so that you'll be awake for the event.
I shall do just that...

[DaveZeroZero]

I shall do just that...
Night! :wave:

[thespearkid]

We should all change our avatars to my "official avatar" later today, once everyone else is here in a protest against the changes.
I'm in.

[brandnew=love]

Night! :wave:
I might stay a few...

who else are we going to get in on this whole avatar thing?

[DaveZeroZero]

I'm in.
Awesome. I'll get on spreading the word.

I might stay a few...

who else are we going to get in on this whole avatar thing?
All PL regulars and sympathizers.

[.invisible ink.]

ok, i'm confused. did i not post that there was a spelling mistake in this thread? because i'm having a weird deja vu sort of thing where the spelling mistake has been fixed and magically my post was deleted. how'd that happen?

[thespearkid]

Awesome. I'll get on spreading the word.


All PL regulars and sympathizers.
So... just the PL regulars? haha.

[thespearkid]

ok, i'm confused. did i not post that there was a spelling mistake in this thread? because i'm having a weird deja vu sort of thing where the spelling mistake has been fixed and magically my post was deleted. how'd that happen?
You're losing your mind.

[brandnew=love]

All PL regulars and sympathizers.
Sweet!
ok, i'm confused. did i not post that there was a spelling mistake in this thread? because i'm having a weird deja vu sort of thing where the spelling mistake has been fixed and magically my post was deleted. how'd that happen?
Dave deleted it...

[.invisible ink.]

Sweet!

Dave deleted it...

Dave has the power to delete my posts??? :worship:
wow. i did not know this was possible. what other magical powers does Dave have that I should be aware of?

[thespearkid]

Dave has the power to delete my posts??? :worship:
wow. i did not know this was possible. what other magical powers does Dave have that I should be aware of?
Haha no. He deleted the entire thread and started a new one. Writing it out now is giving me a giggle-fit.

[brandnew=love]

Dave has the power to delete my posts??? :worship:
wow. i did not know this was possible. what other magical powers does Dave have that I should be aware of?
lol he deleted the thread...

dave does have magical powers though...

[DaveZeroZero]

Dave has the power to delete my posts??? :worship:
wow. i did not know this was possible. what other magical powers does Dave have that I should be aware of?
I wish I had those kind of moderator powers. However, I just had to delete the thread and make a new one. We couldn't have my grammar police title being challenged, you know?

[DaveZeroZero]

lol he deleted the thread...

dave does have magical powers though...
Magical powers of sexual gratification!

[.invisible ink.]

Haha no. He deleted the entire thread and started a new one. Writing it out now is giving me a giggle-fit.

lol he deleted the thread...

dave does have magical powers though...

oohh, thank you, i appreciate both of your help in solving the mystery of the missing "genatalia" (sic).

[thespearkid]

I wish I had those kind of moderator powers. However, I just had to delete the thread and make a new one. We couldn't have my grammar police title being challenged, you know?
Dave for Mod.

[brandnew=love]

oohh, thank you, i appreciate both of your help in solving the mystery of the missing "genatalia" (sic).
lol no problem!

[DaveZeroZero]

Dave for Mod.
Seconded.

[DaveZeroZero]

oohh, thank you, i appreciate both of your help in solving the mystery of the missing "genatalia" (sic).
I believe that it was "genetalia", originally.

[.invisible ink.]

I believe that it was "genetalia", originally.

oops, you are correct. well, incorrect, but yeah, that was it.

[DaveZeroZero]

oops, you are correct. well, incorrect, but yeah, that was it.
At least I remember my mistakes in order to learn from them =]

[thespearkid]

At least I remember my mistakes in order to learn from them =]
And in the end, that's the most important thing.

[DaveZeroZero]

And in the end, that's the most important thing.
Precisely.

[Greg]

penis

[DaveZeroZero]

wang

[kwsqd]

twang

[DaveZeroZero]

telecaster

[kwsqd]

stratocaster

[thespearkid]

Atom Smasher.

[DaveZeroZero]

CERN Large Hadron Collider

[kwsqd]

supernova nucleosynthesis

[DaveZeroZero]

photosynthesis

[kwsqd]

photocastration

[DaveZeroZero]

fapping

[pilot_light_out]

scroll scroll scroll

[4N6 science]

I like girls with big vaginas....

[pilot_light_out]

girls worry about having big vaginas

[4N6 science]

I know...but its ok in my book.

[pilot_light_out]

fo sho yo

[DaveZeroZero]

I like girls with vaginas.

As you can see, I'm not picky.

[DaveZeroZero]

VAJAYJAY! x