The Official Dry Humping thread

[.invisible ink.]

This is the place to discuss dry humping. Love it? Hate it? Never done it? Want to try it? Speak your mind here.


Dry humping is the best thing since sliced bread. Why is this act given such little respect and consideration when discussing sexual acts? Join me and let's wax poetic on the merits of sexing with your clothes on.

[mattmatumbo]

i guess for girls its pretty good, just makes my dick hurt a ton

first!

[4N6 science]

Would would you make this Erika...you know I have a new problem with this, lol.

[AbeLurkin]

i guess for girls its pretty good, just makes my dick hurt a ton

first!

this character knows his shit.

[.invisible ink.]

wow, i never really thought about it sucking for guys, it's the best for girls, sometimes even better than real sex because it's direct clit contact, which is all that really matters anyway.

sorry jon, you should be able to enjoy this thread though, i mean, you can contribute lots! hehehe

Does doing it in just your boxers help at all with the friction issue?

[4N6 science]

wow, i never really thought about it sucking for guys, it's the best for girls, sometimes even better than real sex because it's direct clit contact, which is all that really matters anyway.

sorry jon, you should be able to enjoy this thread though, i mean, you can contribute lots! hehehe

Does doing it in just your boxers help at all with the friction issue?

I mean it feels alright for us, but the real thing is the best. And yes I will be able to contribute lots to this since I am a pro at it. I'm glad though I can help get girls off!

[AshesAshes]

Lame

[.invisible ink.]

Lame

Please expound on your opinion. Inquiring minds want to know.

[AshesAshes]

Please expound on your opinion. Inquiring minds want to know.
It just does nothing for me, I can understand why the ladys like it though.

[kaycey]

you're pretty horny and you can't keep your hands off your partner. even though you and your mate may have had sex already, you still love the thrill of a dry shag because it enables you to feel and imagine what you can't always see.

[kaycey]

It just does nothing for me, I can understand why the ladys like it though.
your lame.

[.invisible ink.]

It just does nothing for me, I can understand why the ladys like it though.

hearing guys say they don't really enjoy it kinda bums me out, to be honest.

Are you all just telling me that the guys who i did this with in high school were just doing it because it was the closest thing to actual sex that they were going to get? I thought they really enjoyed it. *sigh* I guess I was (and still am) naive.

Ok, sort of on the same topic, what if there was no clothing in between BUT still no penetration. Still sucky or do you dig that?

[.invisible ink.]

you're pretty horny and you can't keep your hands off your partner. even though you and your mate may have had sex already, you still love the thrill of a dry shag because it enables you to feel and imagine what you can't always see.


was that directed at me specifically or were you speaking in sort of a third person about yourself?

[4N6 science]

hearing guys say they don't really enjoy it kinda bums me out, to be honest.

Are you all just telling me that the guys who i did this with in high school were just doing it because it was the closest thing to actual sex that they were going to get? I thought they really enjoyed it. *sigh* I guess I was (and still am) naive.

Ok, sort of on the same topic, what if there was no clothing in between BUT still no penetration. Still sucky or do you dig that?

I hate that, it's the ultimate tease and not fun for me. I don't like to be teased unless I know I'll get it eventually.

[kaycey]

great thread girl!!!
I hate that, it's the ultimate tease and not fun for me. I don't like to be teased unless I know I'll get it eventually.
but ^this is true.

[AshesAshes]

hearing guys say they don't really enjoy it kinda bums me out, to be honest.

Are you all just telling me that the guys who i did this with in high school were just doing it because it was the closest thing to actual sex that they were going to get? I thought they really enjoyed it. *sigh* I guess I was (and still am) naive.

Ok, sort of on the same topic, what if there was no clothing in between BUT still no penetration. Still sucky or do you dig that?

That's even worst its a bigger tease.

They probably did it just to make you happy and in hopes of oral sex or sex.

[AshesAshes]

your lame.

you're pretty horny and you can't keep your hands off your partner. even though you and your mate may have had sex already, you still love the thrill of a dry shag because it enables you to feel and imagine what you can't always see.

[wroteurname]

It was all me and my ex did cause she had a tiny vagina

Wait, I came, so does that not make it a dry hump?

[kaycey]

was that directed at me specifically or were you speaking in sort of a third person about yourself?
http://www.quizilla.com/user_images/I/ilovenick/1055478373_ddjune8dry.jpg

[.invisible ink.]

That's even worst its a bigger tease.

They probably did it just to make you happy and in hopes of oral sex or sex.

i don't think i was a tease. i definitely wasn't shy about oral, but i wasn't (and still am not) about to sleep with just anyone, ya know?

Even though I will be happy having full-blown sex with someone, I still think of dry humping like foreplay, it just gets me in the mood even more.

It was all me and my ex did cause she had a tiny vagina

Wait, I came, so does that not make it a dry hump?

You can definitely cum when you dry hump, that's even hotter.

[hXc_pwnage]

hearing guys say they don't really enjoy it kinda bums me out, to be honest.

Are you all just telling me that the guys who i did this with in high school were just doing it because it was the closest thing to actual sex that they were going to get? I thought they really enjoyed it. *sigh* I guess I was (and still am) naive.

Ok, sort of on the same topic, what if there was no clothing in between BUT still no penetration. Still sucky or do you dig that?
That's only good if you get some. Otherwise it's basically like the ultimate tease.

But I enjoy dry humping.

[Burning Star IV]

I get mad chaffage.

[AshesAshes]

i don't think i was a tease. i definitely wasn't shy about oral, but i wasn't (and still am not) about to sleep with just anyone, ya know?

Even though I will be happy having full-blown sex with someone, I still think of dry humping like foreplay, it just gets me in the mood even more.



You can definitely cum when you dry hump, that's even hotter.

Dry humping as foreplay is acceptable

[Un'Aria Ancora]

I had a gf that wouldn't put out. I'm so god damn sick of dry humping. I hate those words.

[mattmatumbo]

wow, i never really thought about it sucking for guys, it's the best for girls, sometimes even better than real sex because it's direct clit contact, which is all that really matters anyway.

sorry jon, you should be able to enjoy this thread though, i mean, you can contribute lots! hehehe

Does doing it in just your boxers help at all with the friction issue?

i've done it with just gym shorts and it sort of helped. the real thing/handjobs/blowjobs are simply better.

It was all me and my ex did cause she had a tiny vagina

Wait, I came, so does that not make it a dry hump?

i never finish just because its so damn messy!

[AshesAshes]

Someone else from Utah never thought I would see the day

[mattmatumbo]

Someone else from Utah never thought I would see the day

haha agreed!

[jagermeister]

Once I dry humped a girl while she was on her period.

When I got back to my house from walking her home I realized her period had leaked through her pants and on to mine.

I hate dry humping.

[remedyeli]

Once I dry humped a girl while she was on her period.

When I got back to my house from walking her home I realized her period had leaked through her pants and on to mine.

I hate dry humping.

ultimate pwnage.
That sucks, reminds me of superbad though

[fadedmemories]

Once I dry humped a girl while she was on her period.

When I got back to my house from walking her home I realized her period had leaked through her pants and on to mine.

I hate dry humping.
:-d

[caress me down]

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh rug burn :-(

[caress me down]

I get mad chaffage.
...band-aids have been needed

[Kassie09]

It's okay I guess but guys generally seem to not enjoy it after a little

[saysmydoctor]

I saw a lot tonight.

[Fool]

Whenever it lasts longer than like a minute i just end up in pain. Such a shame. Why cant we just have sex instead?

[.invisible ink.]

I saw a lot tonight.

where?

[DaveZeroZero]

From my experience, dry humping is a pretty dry experience, if you know what I mean.

[DaveZeroZero]

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh rug burn :-(
Then maybe you should try shaving/get your boyfriend to shave.

[bung]

I'd say dry humping is only acceptable as a form of foreplay.

Funny story: a girl once began dry humping me (she was a rather plump, awkward species of a girl), and I had to slither out of the situation like a snake!

[4N6 science]

I'd say dry humping is only acceptable as a form of foreplay.

Funny story: a girl once began dry humping me (she was a rather plump, awkward species of a girl), and I had to slither out of the situation like a snake!

Haha that's hilarious...Around where I live we say, "she ain't a lady if she ain't 280."

[mattmatumbo]

Once I dry humped a girl while she was on her period.

When I got back to my house from walking her home I realized her period had leaked through her pants and on to mine.

I hate dry humping.

that is a horror story for the ages right there haha

[June_Bug]

Once I dry humped a girl while she was on her period.

When I got back to my house from walking her home I realized her period had leaked through her pants and on to mine.

I hate dry humping.

Aww, i'm sorry that happened to you. That was fucking gross on her part. I wouldn't let a guy touch me if I was on my rag.

[ActionActionFan]

I'd say dry humping is only acceptable as a form of foreplay.

Funny story: a girl once began dry humping me (she was a rather plump, awkward species of a girl), and I had to slither out of the situation like a snake!

http://www.moviesonline.ca/movie-gallery/albums/userpics/SlitherFinalPoster.jpg

Your comment made me think of this.

[.invisible ink.]

Once I dry humped a girl while she was on her period.

When I got back to my house from walking her home I realized her period had leaked through her pants and on to mine.

I hate dry humping.

wow, that's super gross. :puke:

I'd say dry humping is only acceptable as a form of foreplay.

Funny story: a girl once began dry humping me (she was a rather plump, awkward species of a girl), and I had to slither out of the situation like a snake!

wtf? i picture some girl coming up and sitting on your lap or grinding up against you and humping you completely out of the blue. How does that even happen?

this thread should not make me want to puke as much as it does at this moment. I'm grateful all my dry humping experiences have been wonderful and pleasurable for all parties involved. Phew.

[eHaMpToN]

Once I dry humped a girl while she was on her period.

When I got back to my house from walking her home I realized her period had leaked through her pants and on to mine.

I hate dry humping.

one time i watched superbad

[jagermeister]

one time i watched superbad

I've got over 3 years on Superbad for my story. I would never make that up about myself. Or maybe I should stop telling Seth Rogan about all my sexual encounters...

This girl was nasty, though. Once I went in for the two-finger-tap on her and I could feel her tampon string. Fucking bitch.

Now I've given up dry humping and tend to stick to the naked and penetrating kind.

[Euph0ria]

If I dry humped an unwilling girl would it be considered rape?

Some bitch has it coming.

[caress me down]

Then maybe you should try shaving/get your boyfriend to shave.
...what? that wouldn't make a difference. i got rug burn on my knees from my carpet. and he got rugburn on his penis from friction ha.

EDIT: wow missed that joke completely.

[caress me down]

If I dry humped an unwilling girl would it be considered rape?

Some bitch has it coming.
lolwut

[Jessooker]

ehh. not a fan. i think it's pretty lame.

[mht]

dry humping is only good for the male when:

The tactic comes into play the female you are with is a 10/10 female, female of your dreams, or a next level female that you have not a fucking clue how she is interested in you.

Every dude has this type of female, so get the fuck out of here if you think you don't.

In this case with this next level/above standards (everyone has standards, not everyone is good looking) female... The male chooses the tactic of drying humping with her for:

1. Still get a good feeling/just in case you are embarrassed that her next level hotness has seen much bigger dicks than you, do not want to be laughed at
2. You really don't want insertion because if you last less then 30 seconds and blow your load instantly she will no doubt laugh at you and your pathetic shitty life. ( don't play stupid, mentally, if the girl is hot and out of your league, no matter how much sex you have... you will blow it quickly, especially if you haven't gotten any play in awhile. )
3. Dry humping is the safest tactic until you get to know the next level female and see if she is really into you.



Dry humping sucks for any ugly girls, average girls, or typical girls in the male's standard field.

[phil19]

dont think ive ever done it

[xxcellardoor]

dry humping is only good for the male when:

The tactic comes into play the female you are with is a 10/10 female, female of your dreams, or a next level female that you have not a fucking clue how she is interested in you.

Every dude has this type of female, so get the fuck out of here if you think you don't.

In this case with this next level/above standards (everyone has standards, not everyone is good looking) female... The male chooses the tactic of drying humping with her for:

1. Still get a good feeling/just in case you are embarrassed that her next level hotness has seen much bigger dicks than you, do not want to be laughed at
2. You really don't want insertion because if you last less then 30 seconds and blow your load instantly she will no doubt laugh at you and your pathetic shitty life. ( don't play stupid, mentally, if the girl is hot and out of your league, no matter how much sex you have... you will blow it quickly, especially if you haven't gotten any play in awhile. )
3. Dry humping is the safest tactic until you get to know the next level female and see if she is really into you.



Dry humping sucks for any ugly girls, average girls, or typical girls in the male's standard field.

AGREED

[TheByrus]

dry humping works great when the girl isn't really sure if she wants to go all the way and needs some persuasion.

[Thomas Balkcom]

Lame

why do you always have the best avatars?

[GetWellBoss]

i honestly think this is a gateway sex technique. doing stuff cause it's arousing and feels good(btw feels WAY better for girls than us guys...eventually it just hurts). I think the less experienced you are the more exciting it is. Once you had sex a bunch, dry humping is like...."REALLY. Can't we just do it?". It is sometimes fun for a little foreplay though. I guess the biggest thing is to make sure it's going to go some where after. Blue balls are no fun especially when there is chaffage.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

I am not a fan of dry sex. I've never recieved any sort of pleasure from it

[bladerdude360]

i never got any chaffing (sp?) but i wasn't wearing jeans...i don't know if shorts or athletic pants help. anyway, the girl was WAAAY into it. it was okay for me, nothing amazing, but if you're making out and stuff it can be pretty hot. i'm definitely not opposed to it, especially if it gets the lady folk all hot and bothered (in a good way).

[absolutecrunnk]

great when your drunk... but all other times its weak

[swt_catastrophe]

lol @ this thread

[DaveZeroZero]

great when your drunk... but all other times its weak
*you're

[YeahRiight]

Once I dry humped a girl while she was on her period.

When I got back to my house from walking her home I realized her period had leaked through her pants and on to mine.

I hate dry humping.

Good thing Fogel made friends with those cops so they didn't arrest you when you were leaving the party right?

[HelpMeSleep]

Even though I will be happy having full-blown sex with someone, I still think of dry humping like foreplay, it just gets me in the mood even more.
this. it just makes me even hornier and makes me want to do it even more. great foreplay.

plus it's a handy little alternative when you're on your period and don't want to have sex.

[HelpMeSleep]

dry humping works great when the girl isn't really sure if she wants to go all the way and needs some persuasion.
not a bad method of persuasion.

[riot_gurl]

you're pretty horny and you can't keep your hands off your partner. even though you and your mate may have had sex already, you still love the thrill of a dry shag because it enables you to feel and imagine what you can't always see.

mmm... that pretty much sums it up for me...

[chrisstahl]

this just reminds me of a thread i read long ago and jason tate said something about a "drive by dry humping" and I laughed. this is my contribution to this thread.

[chrisstahl]

dry humping works great when the girl isn't really sure if she wants to go all the way and needs some persuasion.

or just the tip.

[lastcommafirst]

This thread really makes me miss the eighth grade.

[pilot_light_out]

what about wet humping?

[kwsqd]

I'm looking forward to dry humping the hell out of my gf.

[DaveZeroZero]

I'm looking forward to dry humping the hell out of my gf.
She's not.

[kwsqd]

how do you know?

[DaveZeroZero]

how do you know?
Because I am she.

[pilot_light_out]

how do you know?

Dave just knows.

[thespearkid]

Because I am she.
What a twist!

[ammar]

Pete wentz:
"What is your worst ever sexual experience?
When I was about 16 I had this girlfriend who wouldn’t let me get past like first base so I used to just dry hump her to try and get her into it but she wasn’t having it. I went at it so hard that I rubbed all the skin off my dick and balls. It was raw man…"

[pilot_light_out]

Pete wentz:
"What is your worst ever sexual experience?
When I was about 16 I had this girlfriend who wouldn’t let me get past like first base so I used to just dry hump her to try and get her into it but she wasn’t having it. I went at it so hard that I rubbed all the skin off my dick and balls. It was raw man…"

where did you get that interview

[Kassie09]

Pete wentz:
"What is your worst ever sexual experience?
When I was about 16 I had this girlfriend who wouldn’t let me get past like first base so I used to just dry hump her to try and get her into it but she wasn’t having it. I went at it so hard that I rubbed all the skin off my dick and balls. It was raw man…"

Hahahaha

[Miss Heartcore]

dry humping is only good for the male when:

The tactic comes into play the female you are with is a 10/10 female, female of your dreams, or a next level female that you have not a fucking clue how she is interested in you.

Every dude has this type of female, so get the fuck out of here if you think you don't.

In this case with this next level/above standards (everyone has standards, not everyone is good looking) female... The male chooses the tactic of drying humping with her for:

1. Still get a good feeling/just in case you are embarrassed that her next level hotness has seen much bigger dicks than you, do not want to be laughed at
2. You really don't want insertion because if you last less then 30 seconds and blow your load instantly she will no doubt laugh at you and your pathetic shitty life. ( don't play stupid, mentally, if the girl is hot and out of your league, no matter how much sex you have... you will blow it quickly, especially if you haven't gotten any play in awhile. )
3. Dry humping is the safest tactic until you get to know the next level female and see if she is really into you.



Dry humping sucks for any ugly girls, average girls, or typical girls in the male's standard field.
I can't believe I just read this/laughed.

[mynameisX]

I just experienced this dry humping thing for the first time. I enjoyed it, and it seemed as though my boyfriend enjoyed it too, but now I wonder...

[HelpMeSleep]

This thread really makes me miss the eighth grade.
wow. I was definitely really innocent in eighth grade.

Pete wentz:
"What is your worst ever sexual experience?
When I was about 16 I had this girlfriend who wouldn’t let me get past like first base so I used to just dry hump her to try and get her into it but she wasn’t having it. I went at it so hard that I rubbed all the skin off my dick and balls. It was raw man…"
hahaha. love it. where is this from??

[kwsqd]

wow. I was definitely really innocent in eighth grade.
hahahahahah

[ammar]

It's from here:
http://vice.typepad.com/vice_magazine/2007/02/fall_out_boy_qa.html

Haha I just realised the interview asks a question just saying Anal? haha what a coincidence with AP.net

[thespearkid]

This thread could've gone without Pete Wentz's dick.

[caress me down]

This thread could've gone without Pete Wentz's dick.
don't act like you're not picturing it

[HelpMeSleep]

hahahahahah
haha. I definitely hadn't had my first kiss then.

It's from here:
http://vice.typepad.com/vice_magazine/2007/02/fall_out_boy_qa.html

Haha I just realised the interview asks a question just saying Anal? haha what a coincidence with AP.net
awesome, thanks!! :-)

This thread could've gone without Pete Wentz's dick.
I thought it was a nice touch. :shrug:

[amo.]

all that needs to be said about it has been said.

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/6/63/Feels_good_man.jpg

[mht]

I can't believe I just read this/laughed.



because it's true and is effective on a girl like yourself.

[Miss Heartcore]

because it's true and is effective on a girl like yourself.
:-|

I didn't expect you to lay out such an in-depth analysis.

[mht]

:-|

I didn't expect you to lay out such an in-depth analysis.


well that's how it works for a male and that one special out of his level hot girl he runs into during his life on this planet. there are always pretty girls that give guys way below their standards a chance, at least once... and it's up to that ugly guy to choose his own destiny.

[Bingham88]

i always have fun with it

[thespearkid]

don't act like you're not picturing it
That's the problem.
*imagines his pubes cut into an emo fringe*

[caress me down]

That's the problem.
*imagines his pubes cut into an emo fringe*
oh my bad.
* don't act like you're not liking it.

[thespearkid]

oh my bad.
* don't act like you're not liking it.
I think I like this less than any other penis I've ever thought about.

[caress me down]

I think I like this less than any other penis I've ever thought about.
oicwutudidther

[thespearkid]

oicwutudidther
I need a different penis in my mind. Any penis.

[beautifulpoison]

Is it still dry humping even though you don't have any clothes on but there's no penetration?

[caress me down]

Is it still dry humping even though you don't have any clothes on but there's no penetration?
yes. at least i think so.

[caress me down]

I need a different penis in my mind. Any penis.
i'd go with gene simmons

[Roboman]

So:

A girl here on the same exchange program I am, who still has a boyfriend back home, has been involved with a fat, nerdy, yet incredibly fucking stupid German guy. Said guy has spent the night several times with the girl. However, they have not (to the best of my knowledge, and I don't really want to know) had sex. Nay, they have dry humped. And to make it more disgusting, the guy has jacked off in her bed at least twice. Mr. Guy was supposedly even proud of his actions, thinking it amounted to "getting somewhere" with a girl. He was also convinced that such an act (jacking off in her bed, not dry humping) could impregnate a girl. Ms. Girl did not disown Mr. Guy after these incidents, and also thought it would be a great idea to tell all of her friends about this. Oh yeah, and she has even had threeway calls with her boyfriend and Mr. Guy, and her boyfriend was fine with what happened.

Needless to say, the rest of us are glad said girl now lives an hour away and that we never see her anymore.

[caress me down]

mmm i love fat nerdy incredibly stupid german guys <3

[beautifulpoison]

yes. at least i think so.

Well, then I guess it can be fun, but only when we don't wanna really have sex cuz we already have so many times in one day lol

[secretcrowds.]

in the end.. dry humping is for pussys.

why not just do it for real?:-|

[beautifulpoison]

in the end.. dry humping is for pussys.

why not just do it for real?:-|


But like a few ppl have said before, dry humping is great foreplay.... Me and my guy do it sometimes, and there is numerous times i can get him off with just that and a blowjob... Its actually kinda fun, and it just builds the sexual tension and when you're able to just do it, then its that much better.

[beautifulpoison]

So:

A girl here on the same exchange program I am, who still has a boyfriend back home, has been involved with a fat, nerdy, yet incredibly fucking stupid German guy. Said guy has spent the night several times with the girl. However, they have not (to the best of my knowledge, and I don't really want to know) had sex. Nay, they have dry humped. And to make it more disgusting, the guy has jacked off in her bed at least twice. Mr. Guy was supposedly even proud of his actions, thinking it amounted to "getting somewhere" with a girl. He was also convinced that such an act (jacking off in her bed, not dry humping) could impregnate a girl. Ms. Girl did not disown Mr. Guy after these incidents, and also thought it would be a great idea to tell all of her friends about this. Oh yeah, and she has even had threeway calls with her boyfriend and Mr. Guy, and her boyfriend was fine with what happened.

Needless to say, the rest of us are glad said girl now lives an hour away and that we never see her anymore.

wtf?

[TheByrus]

i had a bad experience a couple years back with my thin pants (basketball shorts) and a (her) zipper.


the bleeding kinda killed the mood.

[parallelism]

i had a bad experience a couple years back with my thin pants (basketball shorts) and a (her) zipper.


the bleeding kinda killed the mood.

Sounds terrible.

It's okay, but I'd be a little sketched out if all I got one night was some dry humping. Actually, really sketched out. It's not bad, but I don't think it's enough. As a lot of people said, for foreplay it's just fine.

[lolwut1337]

Once I dry humped a girl while she was on her period.

When I got back to my house from walking her home I realized her period had leaked through her pants and on to mine.

I hate dry humping.

you poor poor soul.
my condolences.

[lolwut1337]

where?

I've been curious for a while
what's your avatar?
also, siqq/funny thread.

[lolwut1337]

lolwut

o hai

[lolwut1337]

Because I am she.

I just laughed really hard at that and had a coughing fit.
Thanks, Dave!

[BJW7191]

dryhumping is just foreplay


it always leads to humping

[.invisible ink.]

I've been curious for a while
what's your avatar?
also, siqq/funny thread.


it's the cover for Marvelous 3 - Ready, Sex, Go! . It's a great album and in case you didn't know, Butch Walker was the singer for M3. I <3 Butch Walker.

here it is on amazon.com: http://www.amazon.com/ReadySexGo-Marvelous-3/dp/B00004X0O8/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=music&qid=1225974667&sr=1-2

oh, and i'm glad you liked my thread! :)

[HelpMeSleep]

it's the cover for Marvelous 3 - Ready, Sex, Go! . It's a great album and in case you didn't know, Butch Walker was the singer for M3. I <3 Butch Walker.

here it is on amazon.com: http://www.amazon.com/ReadySexGo-Marvelous-3/dp/B00004X0O8/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=music&qid=1225974667&sr=1-2

oh, and i'm glad you liked my thread! :)
are you excited for sycamore meadows? :-)

[.invisible ink.]

are you excited for sycamore meadows? :-)

quite. i have an early copy but i haven't been able to listen to it yet.

[kwsqd]

how is this different from grinding?

[DaveZeroZero]

I just laughed really hard at that and had a coughing fit.
Thanks, Dave!
:bow:
you're very welcome.

[4N6 science]

how is this different from grinding?

It's like grinding but laying down in a bed.

[HelpMeSleep]

quite. i have an early copy but i haven't been able to listen to it yet.
sweet, that's awesome. I preordered mine, so I'm pretty stoked for it to arrive.

[kwsqd]

It's like grinding but laying down in a bed.
ahhh any other differences?

[4N6 science]

ahhh any other differences?

Nope. Both suck and should be abolished unless the female intends to further the experience.

[mattmatumbo]

Nope. Both suck and should be abolished unless the female intends to further the experience.

qft

[MarsEatWorld]

BUMP. because I loved the thread title :nod:

[Russia08]

bahaha.. but yes i suppose it can be nice

[MarsEatWorld]

veryyyy niceee

[riot_gurl]

lol.

[MarsEatWorld]

this was in my animal cracker tub..
it came connected hahahahahahaha
http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p111/marsy32/1204081034.jpg

[DaveZeroZero]

this was in my animal cracker tub..
it came connected hahahahahahaha
http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p111/marsy32/1204081034.jpg
Awesomeeeee.

[MarsEatWorld]

Awesomeeeee.
it was beyond amazing

ps: don't go in nailin paylin or in the states thread
kthxbai

[Miss Heartcore]

Great thread bump.

[DaveZeroZero]

it was beyond amazing

ps: don't go in nailin paylin or in the states thread
kthxbai
links plz

[MarsEatWorld]

links plz
i said don't look at them not look at them

[DaveZeroZero]

i said don't look at them not look at them
I looked.

I don't get what was wrong with the state thread.

[MarsEatWorld]

I looked.

I don't get what was wrong with the state thread.
Haha nothing at all..

[riot_gurl]

this was in my animal cracker tub..
it came connected hahahahahahaha
http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p111/marsy32/1204081034.jpg

damn. i'd so tap that.

[.invisible ink.]

thank you for bumping (dry humping?) my thread.

[MarsEatWorld]

damn. i'd so tap that.
mhmmm
thank you for bumping (dry humping?) my thread.
no problem

[DaveZeroZero]

thank you for bumping (dry humping?) my thread.
o i c wut u did thar

[Heart-A-Tact]

Erika and I dry hump often.

[.invisible ink.]

Erika and I dry hump often.

yes, yes we do. but it never seems that dry to me, hehe.

[Heart-A-Tact]

yes, yes we do. but it never seems that dry to me, hehe.

Chris Hansen sees you. Choose your words carefully.

[.invisible ink.]

Chris Hansen sees you. Choose your words carefully.

eh, you're legal, babe. i choose to live dangerously.

[Heart-A-Tact]

eh, you're legal, babe. i choose to live dangerously.

You don't actually know that.

[.invisible ink.]

You don't actually know that.

true, you never seem to have your birth certificate with you when we're fucking for some reason. hmmm...

[Heart-A-Tact]

true, you never seem to have your birth certificate with you when we're fucking for some reason. hmmm...

You've been fucking a 12 year old. Sorry.

[.invisible ink.]

You've been fucking a 12 year old. Sorry.

for a 12 year old, you certainly have some pretty nice moves!

[Heart-A-Tact]

for a 12 year old, you certainly have some pretty nice moves!

I know, I know. I deceive many women older than me.

[.invisible ink.]

I know, I know. I deceive many women older than me.

it's probably your enormous cock that's doing most of the deceiving

[Heart-A-Tact]

it's probably your enormous cock that's doing most of the deceiving

Yeah, I've got quite the punisher. Perfect for dry humping.

[.invisible ink.]

Yeah, I've got quite the punisher. Perfect for dry humping.

and for smacking a bitch. thanks for leaving a big red penis mark across my cheek.

just sayin'.

[Heart-A-Tact]

and for smacking a bitch. thanks for leaving a big red penis mark across my cheek.

just sayin'.
Oh, the pleasure's all mine.

[MarsEatWorld]

moar plz lolololol

[4N6 science]

Ahh I remember this thread.

I'm still anti-dry humping if it doesn't get any further than that.

[manican sex]

I did it with this girl in highschool drunk for over an hour. Then she gave me a terrible hand job.

Ahh high school memories.

[.invisible ink.]

I did it with this girl in highschool drunk for over an hour. Then she gave me a terrible hand job.

Ahh high school memories.

yikes, you should have at least gotten head. that's just not right.

[manican sex]

yikes, you should have at least gotten head. that's just not right.

I know man. But that was early high school. college head is mandatory at the door ha

[4N6 science]

At least girls are a lot better at HJ's and BJ's in college.

[BigAl]

Wow. That was an interesting read.

[wrmerman]

What is Chaffed Dick?

Famous Authors for 1000 please

[Fallinto_rhythm]

dry humping is pointless. I like to get right to the punch.

[manican sex]

dry humping is pointless. I like to get right to the punch.

Dude you hit girls???

[BJW7191]

At least girls are a lot better at HJ's and BJ's in college.



wrong... i find highschoolers were beter

mainly bc chicks in college have been told bits and pieces by the dudes what they like. so the girls mix their methods

highschools just go with what they feel they should do

[tormented lust]

that makes me sad that guyz dont enjoy it....

[4N6 science]

wrong... i find highschoolers were beter

mainly bc chicks in college have been told bits and pieces by the dudes what they like. so the girls mix their methods

highschools just go with what they feel they should do

Yeah I can't really say anymore. I don't get with high school girls so I can't compare at this time.

[chasingsafety]

what a weird time period in every boys life. until you figure out how good the real thing feels. dont even get me started on the commencement of the blow job

[.invisible ink.]

that makes me sad that guyz dont enjoy it....

me too. *sigh* me too....

[BJW7191]

Yeah I can't really say anymore. I don't get with high school girls so I can't compare at this time.


no what i was saying was in highschool girls just went with what they thought they should do. in college they just do what people told them to do in the past

its like one big cornacopia of bj tips

[4N6 science]

no what i was saying was in highschool girls just went with what they thought they should do. in college they just do what people told them to do in the past

its like one big cornacopia of bj tips

ahh gotcha. I misunderstood. very true and good point.

[BJW7191]

ahh gotcha. I misunderstood. very true and good point.


yeah... im not like david wooderson from dazed and confused

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age"

[4N6 science]

yeah... im not like david wooderson from dazed and confused

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age"

Gotcha...that's a good line.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

Dude you hit girls???

um....

[thespearkid]

At least girls are a lot better at HJ's and BJ's in college.
There are good handjobs?

[chasingsafety]

the worst is having a girl trying the HJ and you are like listen....this isnt gonna work, im going to need mouth here

[swt_catastrophe]

me too. *sigh* me too....
you know what? if they really aren't happy with [whatever] then they don't have to wait around.

hah. i was making out with a guy one time and he was saying how difficult it was to not [whatever], and i was straight with him... "Listen, I'm not going to sleep with you, so if you want to go, go." hah. the look on his face. After which point he said, "Who said anything about me leaving? Do you WANT me to leave?" no. just keep kissing me. lol.
the worst is having a girl trying the HJ and you are like listen....this isnt gonna work, im going to need mouth here
haha. might as well do it yourself, hm?

[BJW7191]

you know what? if they really aren't happy with [whatever] then they don't have to wait around.

hah. i was making out with a guy one time and he was saying how difficult it was to not [whatever], and i was straight with him... "Listen, I'm not going to sleep with you, so if you want to go, go." hah. the look on his face. After which point he said, "Who said anything about me leaving? Do you WANT me to leave?" no. just keep kissing me. lol.

haha. might as well do it yourself, hm?


to be honest... agirl said that to me and i was seriously in awe... we did the deed but thats the first time i actually felt like i was the bitch with a girl... i suck


but i think im gunna try this dry humping thing... it seems like all girls love it (like being gone down on) and right now i could use the brownie points... so ill give it a go tonight... ill inform yall how it goes later tommorrow

[nonamesleft]

Good stuff.

[Anthony Lutz]

i guess for girls its pretty good, just makes my dick hurt a ton

first!

I remember this back when I used to dry hump... It also hurts the pelvic area where the front of your belt is!

[Anthony Lutz]

the worst is having a girl trying the HJ and you are like listen....this isnt gonna work, im going to need mouth here

Hand jobs really aren't that great. It seems like the girl either goes too fast or too slow and it starts to chafe.

[Anthony Lutz]

Dude you hit girls???

:jawdrop:

[robat19]

Hand jobs really aren't that great. It seems like the girl either goes too fast or too slow and it starts to chafe.

Lube?

[Anthony Lutz]

Lube?

Yeah... but it still seems hard to get off. Maybe I'm just weird/haven't had good luck with them.

[robat19]

Yeah... but it still seems hard to get off. Maybe I'm just weird/haven't had good luck with them.

Well it sounds like you've had more experience with them than I have.

[Anthony Lutz]

Well it sounds like you've had more experience with them than I have.

Yeah, I'm not trying to sound like a slut or anything! Usually when I'm with a girl, handjobs just don't happen. There will be foreplay, but that almost always involves her mouth. :shrug:

[Swayback]

^...what's wrong with a BJ?

[tormented lust]

I hate that, it's the ultimate tease and not fun for me. I don't like to be teased unless I know I'll get it eventually.

man,, i hate knowing its no fun for guyz...

[tormented lust]

Lube?

if need be, tell her what to do, we dont alwayz know if were doing well... just tell us,,, if we rly want to please u we will fix it,,, lol

[robat19]

X-)

[4N6 science]

man,, i hate knowing its no fun for guyz...

Why's that?

[BJW7191]

tried it for the first time earlier in the week... wasnt amazing wasnt bad, but she enjoyed it and she put out later... so it was a win win

[TheOtherAndrew]

Last time I tried it we wound up both going "what the fuck, what are we, 14?" and proceeded to have grown up sex.

[BJW7191]

i couldnt have grown up sex bc her . was happening so we did that then i got a bj... its all good

[TheOtherAndrew]

hahaha awesome.

[asphyxiadreams]

mm,
I enjoy dry humping quite a bit (:

Its good..
but obviously not as good as the real thing.

[BJW7191]

mm,
I enjoy dry humping quite a bit (:

Its good..
but obviously not as good as the real thing.


skank


joke


real sex is awesome


also its a good show

[bigblue2015]

wet humping >>>> dry humping

[tormented lust]

skank


joke


real sex is awesome


also its a good show

roflmao... wow... personally i prefer the real thing... if u dont like the real thing, then ur absolutely insane, and u need to get laid

[bigblue2015]

roflmao... wow... personally i prefer the real thing... if u dont like the real thing, then ur absolutely insane, and u need to get laid


He was joking...hence the word joke he inserted in the second line.

[tormented lust]

He was joking...hence the word joke he inserted in the second line.

i know he was joking... thats y i laughed... im not blind

[DaveZeroZero]

wet humping >>>> dry humping
I've only had any of the latter, but I would like to upgrade.

[bigblue2015]

I've only had any of the latter, but I would like to upgrade.

Go to the Apple store and tell them the hard drive is damaged and they'll upgrade you for free.

[DaveZeroZero]

Go to the Apple store and tell them the hard drive is damaged and they'll upgrade you for free.
haha

[mynameisX]

Go to the Apple store and tell them the hard drive is damaged and they'll upgrade you for free.

They sell dry humps at the Apple store? OH EM GEE, THEY HAVE EVERYTHING!!!!

[fadedmemories]

They sell dry humps at the Apple store? OH EM GEE, THEY HAVE EVERYTHING!!!!
hahaha

I wonder if they sell facials as well?

[bigblue2015]

hahaha

I wonder if they sell facials as well?

You have to ask about those at the Genius desk.

[fadedmemories]

You have to ask about those at the Genius desk.
Will do.

[dropdead_julia]

Bigturnonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn n

[DaveZeroZero]

Bigturnonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn n
so are you.

[dropdead_julia]

so are you.


Not likely, (:

[soiledkleenex]

dry humping is fine, as long as it's followed by wet humping

[BJW7191]

dry humping is for chumps


real men go for "sex-ting" (text-sex)

[fadedmemories]

dry humping is for chumps


real men go for "sex-ting" (text-sex)
haha

[tormented lust]

text sex gets old after a while... and repetitive... i guess ive never had a good sexter or wutever u call it lolz

[pennie]

text sex gets old after a while... and repetitive... i guess ive never had a good sexter or wutever u call it lolz

oh i'll sextex your brains out;-)

[kwsqd]

I've only had any of the latter, but I would like to upgrade.
z-XMBHNQOXI&feature=related

[tormented lust]

oh i'll sextex your brains out;-)

... thats kinda scary...

[thehereaway]

Once I dry humped a girl while she was on her period.

When I got back to my house from walking her home I realized her period had leaked through her pants and on to mine.

I hate dry humping.

Fucking sick :-d

[DaveZeroZero]

Once I dry humped a girl while she was on her period.

When I got back to my house from walking her home I realized her period had leaked through her pants and on to mine.

I hate dry humping.
I am going to drink you on my birthday.

[jagermeister]

Fucking sick :-d
I got home and looked in the mirror and thought it was rust and for about 5 minutes I tried to figure out what I did that day to make my crotch rusty. Then I realized...

I am going to drink you on my birthday.
I hope you mean drink to me on your birthday because that, while amazing, might be a little undeserved for me haha!

[DaveZeroZero]

I'm going to drown you in a glass of red bull.

[thehereaway]

I got home and looked in the mirror and thought it was rust and for about 5 minutes I tried to figure out what I did that day to make my crotch rusty. Then I realized...


Hahahaha, holy shit man thats hilarious. Reminds me of Superbad.

[jagermeister]

Hahahaha, holy shit man thats hilarious. Reminds me of Superbad.
Whenever I tell this story people accuse me of stealing it from that movie. This happened in 2004, though. We met through work, but she doesn't work there anymore so I was telling the story last summer, on break, at a Subway restaurant and my boss walked in and heard the whole thing. Ouch.

[tormented lust]

Whenever I tell this story people accuse me of stealing it from that movie. This happened in 2004, though. We met through work, but she doesn't work there anymore so I was telling the story last summer, on break, at a Subway restaurant and my boss walked in and heard the whole thing. Ouch.

WOW :-0 that rlly sux for u man...

[jagermeister]

WOW :-0 that rlly sux for u man...
No kidding. Good thing in the end I cheated on her and we broke up.

[tormented lust]

No kidding. Good thing in the end I cheated on her and we broke up.

and your proud of that?

[xica_sp4ever]

Once I dry humped a girl while she was on her period.

When I got back to my house from walking her home I realized her period had leaked through her pants and on to mine.

I hate dry humping.

haha.
ew.
<3

[spritelybrin]

haha you know whenever i thought of dry humping i thought kids in high school...they'd like come back after the weekend and talk about what them and their "new boyfriend" did over the weekend...but still try to act all virginal lol...now im not trying to be judgemental i was a virgin all thru high school...right up until my 20th bday...but i thought dry humping had run its course...but i guess not cuz i was with this guy a few days ago...and he just kinda started doin that with me..and i was like umm whaat? lol...expecially cuz he's 26 and i thought that it would have been realllllly played out for him hahahaha...but hey...whatever floats your boat!

[.invisible ink.]

haha you know whenever i thought of dry humping i thought kids in high school...they'd like come back after the weekend and talk about what them and their "new boyfriend" did over the weekend...but still try to act all virginal lol...now im not trying to be judgemental i was a virgin all thru high school...right up until my 20th bday...but i thought dry humping had run its course...but i guess not cuz i was with this guy a few days ago...and he just kinda started doin that with me..and i was like umm whaat? lol...expecially cuz he's 26 and i thought that it would have been realllllly played out for him hahahaha...but hey...whatever floats your boat!

dry humping is just another game in the arsenal. why retire it just because you're grown up enough to penetrate? :)

[chochobonewagon]

i like it, espically when we both had PJ pants

[caress me down]

Hi dry humping

[MarsEatWorld]

lulz nice bump

[caress me down]

haha I love this thread!

[mynameisX]

My boyfriend never has a problem with it... :shrug:

[caress me down]

My boyfriend never has a problem with it... :shrug:
That's what I thought for awhile until he confessed later he just puts up with it cause I like it. I should've realized after he got ridiculousss chafage one time.

[fadedmemories]

sweet bump

[MarshmallowHobo]

Girl on Girl, dry humping is fun. No clothes on, grinding is really fuckin hot!

[4N6 science]

Girl on girl would be very nice to watch. ;-)

[SlappedActor]

That's what I thought for awhile until he confessed later he just puts up with it cause I like it. I should've realized after he got ridiculousss chafage one time.

It's true. I never said anything about it to my ex-girlfriend because she loved it so damn much, but sometimes it really hurt.

[nlcentralchamps]

Girl on girl would be very nice to watch. ;-)
seconded.

[caress me down]

It's true. I never said anything about it to my ex-girlfriend because she loved it so damn much, but sometimes it really hurt.
Ahh! Guys like you and my boyfriend are too nice for their own good!

[sweetforever]

It's decent for foreplay, with the hopes that it leads to the sex

[infamous_alias]

seconded.

Goes without saying, :rolleyes:

[anamericangod]

Why the fuck does this thread exist.

[4N6 science]

It exists because it creates yet another thread for you to bitch in.

[robat19]

Dry humping is safe.

[4N6 science]

Dry humping is safe.

That it is. Just like banging a girl while she's on top of you, let gravity do it's job.

[Kassie09]

That it is. Just like banging a girl while she's on top of you, let gravity do it's job.

Do you have like 12 children now, mr. gravity?

[4N6 science]

Do you have like 12 children now, mr. gravity?

Haha...no I'm strictly into dry humping. I just hear things from people.

[robat19]

Could cause sticky pants.

[caress me down]

Could cause sticky pants.
Qft

[Kassie09]

That it is. Just like banging a girl while she's on top of you, let gravity do it's job.

Do you have like 12 children now, mr. gravity?