My girlfriend is prettier than your girlfriend (Official Thread)

[thespearkid]

Post a picture of your significant other to significantly prove that they're significantly prettier than those of the other significant others of significant members.

[kwsqd]

I don't need to post it, I already know.

[caress me down]

hahaha i like this idea. i don't have any pictures on my school laptop so i'll have to participate after school

[saysmydoctor]

http://i35.tinypic.com/2i1ikbk.jpg
She looks haggard to me.

[drewziph]

lol. subscribing for future lols

[AmarnaReign]

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:Xj565lwzV0QurM:http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/0303052grandma1.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/0303052grandma1.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0303052grandma1.html&h=525&w=500&sz=61&hl=en&start=1&um=1&usg=__uJiza9D-0oytqgGoXGyuFdX39u0=&tbnid=Xj565lwzV0QurM:&tbnh=132&tbnw=126&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dgrandma%26um%3D1%26hl% 3Den%26safe%3Dactive%26sa%3DN)

[remedyeli]

http://z.about.com/d/drawsketch/1/0/O/C/johnston-hand.jpeg

It gets me by.

[drewziph]

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:Xj565lwzV0QurM:http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/0303052grandma1.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/0303052grandma1.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0303052grandma1.html&h=525&w=500&sz=61&hl=en&start=1&um=1&usg=__uJiza9D-0oytqgGoXGyuFdX39u0=&tbnid=Xj565lwzV0QurM:&tbnh=132&tbnw=126&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dgrandma%26um%3D1%26hl% 3Den%26safe%3Dactive%26sa%3DN)
it says grandma in the link.

[asteria]

http://z.about.com/d/drawsketch/1/0/O/C/johnston-hand.jpeg

It gets me by.

i agree.

jerk circle?

[jusscali]

I've got mine in my profile picture...so no need to post

[WakingTheMisery]

I've got mine in my profile picture...so no need to post

She is very pretty.

I am against posting pictures of girlfriends on this site.

[pilot_light_out]

http://i33.tinypic.com/15quoh5.jpg

i call bullshit
but +1 for making me feel better

[The Database]

She is very pretty.

I am against posting pictures of girlfriends on this site.
I just post ex-girlfriends for lols.

[pilot_light_out]

lols ftw

[DaveZeroZero]

My ex and some ugly ginger asian guy haha.

http://photos-h.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-snc1/v343/64/38/504970862/n504970862_1408351_955.jpg

[jusscali]

She is very pretty.

I am against posting pictures of girlfriends on this site.

Thanks man. She's a sweetheart. I can totally understand why someone normally wouldn't want to do so.

[mattmatumbo]

single! :thumbup:

[thespearkid]

http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/33/m_74b0b4e292664e799200e6da75b3041b. jpg
She's on the right.

[.invisible ink.]

this thread is going to get ugly.

[4N6 science]

I don't have a girlfriend... yet

[thespearkid]

this thread is going to get ugly.
I see what you did there.

[Chancetobe]

I feel like not many people are actually going to post pictures of their significant others in here. Although, I'm always interested to see what kind of people end up with each other.

[thespearkid]

I just wanted an excuse to post pictures of my pretty girlfriend.

[gilted]

http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/33/m_74b0b4e292664e799200e6da75b3041b. jpg
She's on the right.

Good for you... cuz the other one....... yeah.

[.invisible ink.]

my boyfriend is smoking hot.

no, you can't see him, so don't ask.

[thespearkid]

Good for you... cuz the other one....... yeah.
The other one's pretty in her own way too. I almost ended up dating her back in May.

[4N6 science]

my boyfriend is smoking hot.

no, you can't see him, so don't ask.

Thanks

[.invisible ink.]

Thanks

oicwhutudidthere, lol

yeah, jon, you're cute but don't front, i put out so i'm obviously not your girlfriend.

[4N6 science]

oicwhutudidthere, lol

yeah, jon, you're cute but don't front, i put out so i'm obviously not your girlfriend.

you got me there. OUCH!

[gilted]

The other one's pretty in her own way too. I almost ended up dating her back in May.

That picture of her is just bad. I am sure she is cute but the way she appears there... um no.

[argg_xo]

my ex looks like a lumber jack. i think everyone else wins this time.

[4N6 science]

my ex looks like a lumber jack. i think everyone else wins this time.

Was it the Brawny guy?

[argg_xo]

Was it the Brawny guy?
no, i never dated the brawny guy. he looks old anyway.

[.invisible ink.]

Was it the Brawny guy?

the Brawny guy is kinda cute, i'm not gonna lie.

But Mr. Opportunity from the car commercials, meeow, he's super hot for a cartoon.

[4N6 science]

no, i never dated the brawny guy. he looks old anyway.

OH...I'm growing a beard.

the Brawny guy is kinda cute, i'm not gonna lie.

But Mr. Opportunity from the car commercials, meeow, he's super hot for a cartoon.

Haha...The e-surance chick is cute. But Lois Griffin is the hottest cartoon female.

[argg_xo]

OH...I'm growing a beard.



Haha...The e-surance chick is cute. But Lois Griffin is the hottest cartoon female.
lolzz! how's that working out for you? i can't think of any cartoon hotties at the moment.

[.invisible ink.]

OH...I'm growing a beard.



Haha...The e-surance chick is cute. But Lois Griffin is the hottest cartoon female.

The e-surance chick is a hack. I thought she was the shit, til one time she pulled off her pink hair and it was a wig. Why can't she have legitimately pink hair? What, does she have to have a normal hair color for her job or something? After that, she pissed me off and I dislike her now.

Yes, i realize i spend way too much time thinking about this stuff. Sorry.

Oh, and Lois Griffin reminds me of the mom from That 70's Show, not sexy to me personally but to each his own.

[4N6 science]

lolzz! how's that working out for you? i can't think of any cartoon hotties at the moment.

It's alright about a week and half old.

what about Fred from scooby doo?

[4N6 science]

The e-surance chick is a hack. I thought she was the shit, til one time she pulled off her pink hair and it was a wig. Why can't she have legitimately pink hair? What, does she have to have a normal hair color for her job or something? After that, she pissed me off and I dislike her now.

Yes, i realize i spend way too much time thinking about this stuff. Sorry.

Oh, and Lois Griffin reminds me of the mom from That 70's Show, not sexy to me personally but to each his own.

wow, epic rant against the e-surance chick.

You would be talking about Kitty. For an older chick she was alright.

[argg_xo]

It's alright about a week and half old.

what about Fred from scooby doo?
does it come in full, or is it white trashy and missing spots? i think shaggy is more of my type, i like the hippie look.

[.invisible ink.]

wow, epic rant against the e-surance chick.

You would be talking about Kitty. For an older chick she was alright.

Yes, I can rant or wax poetic about many things. I'm quite talented and opinionated. Just ask me. :)

I think i'm going to go to bed, i got up at 4am to fly to Louisiana and I'm sleepy now. Have a good night.

[4N6 science]

does it come in full, or is it white trashy and missing spots? i think shaggy is more of my type, i like the hippie look.

Oh it comes in full. I'm not a noob at growing beards here. Shaggy is sweet.

[4N6 science]

Yes, I can rant or wax poetic about many things. I'm quite talented and opinionated. Just ask me. :)

I think i'm going to go to bed, i got up at 4am to fly to Louisiana and I'm sleepy now. Have a good night.

Bye. Have an enjoyable flight.

[underdog217]

can someone pm me with how to post pics and ill give this a shot

[argg_xo]

Oh it comes in full. I'm not a noob at growing beards here. Shaggy is sweet.
well how was i supposed to know!? you've never talked beard with me.

[4N6 science]

on quick reply, hit the "insert Image" button. the one with the sun and mountain. then find the file and post.

[4N6 science]

well how was i supposed to know!? you've never talked beard with me.

Yeah that is true, sorry for that. I hate shaving that's why I have it.

[argg_xo]

Yeah that is true, sorry for that. I hate shaving that's why I have it.
so your beard is the result of your laziness.

[4N6 science]

so your beard is the result of your laziness.

Yes that would be an accurate statement.

[argg_xo]

Yes that would be an accurate statement.
okay, just clearing things up!

[4N6 science]

okay, just clearing things up!

Not a problem.

[argg_xo]

Not a problem.
let's see, i'm not growing a beard but i dyed my hair :shrug: that's all i got.

[drewziph]

Post a picture of your significant other to significantly prove that they're significantly prettier than those of the other significant others of significant members.
I've just actually read this.

Hilarious.

[Tristan Needler]

I win this thread.

[drewziph]

I win this thread.
pics or lies.

[Tristan Needler]

http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?p=23972122#post23972 122

[underdog217]

http://a430.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/30/l_c2899f1bb5cdda62b401e2db0e86e8bd. jpghttp://photos-g.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v254/90/0/734680205/n734680205_2852838_8075.jpghttp://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/62/l_02edb2c9da9441b1a7773ba00f4cd37d. jpghttp://b8.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00435/89/94/435504998_l.jpghttp://a253.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/75/l_a0926da24821ad99be89759b71d810a4. jpg
i decided to include ex's with this. the girl on the right in the top picture is my ex, girl on the left in the second picture, bottom two are ex's, girl on the left in the middle is an ex, and girl on the right of the middle pic is my current lady

[thespearkid]

http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?p=23972122#post23972 122
All seem like intolerable scene girlies.

[AP_Punk]

hahaha

[DaveZeroZero]

http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/33/m_74b0b4e292664e799200e6da75b3041b. jpg
She's on the right.
Would.
I hope she hates her parents for calling her Ra'chel, though.

[HelpMeSleep]

lol nice thread.

[lew_1987]

I don't need to post it, I already know.

This should be everyone else's response.

[kwsqd]

This should be everyone else's response.
:highfive:

[thespearkid]

http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?p=23972122#post23972 122
Wait, I didn't mean to quote you last night. Meant to quote the other dude below you.

[thespearkid]

Would.
I hope she hates her parents for calling her Ra'chel, though.
That's always kind of amused me that her parents hate black people but gave her a black name.

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e332/His-mucks/1238978.jpg

My girlfriend > Yours.

[Tristan Needler]

Wait, I didn't mean to quote you last night. Meant to quote the other dude below you.
Damn straight.

[DaveZeroZero]

That's always kind of amused me that her parents hate black people but gave her a black name.
They only hate black people because one of them is destroying their daughter's ass.

[thespearkid]

They only hate black people because one of them is destroying their daughter's ass.
That may have something to do with it. They were reading her myspace and saw the comments I left her and said they didn't like me talking to her as if she were "my prize" so I don't think their racism is completely asshole driven.

[DaveZeroZero]

That may have something to do with it. They were reading her myspace and saw the comments I left her and said they didn't like me talking to her as if she were "my prize" so I don't think their racism is completely asshole driven.
They were reading her myspace? Hell, even my mom doesn't do that and she's pretty nosy.

[thespearkid]

They were reading her myspace? Hell, even my mom doesn't do that and she's pretty nosy.
Yeah, her parents are 100% against the whole thing and are desperately looking for anything at all they can use to say I'm a bad person, even though they haven't met me.

[DaveZeroZero]

Yeah, her parents are 100% against the whole thing and are desperately looking for anything at all they can use to say I'm a bad person, even though they haven't met me.
Bake them cookies!

[HelpMeSleep]

They were reading her myspace? Hell, even my mom doesn't do that and she's pretty nosy.
that is basically the reason why I have a private profile.

[OdeToTheSun]

My ex that i'll probably wind up getting back with soon:
http://i35.tinypic.com/2j3ph6a.jpg

[thespearkid]

Angled shot.

[OdeToTheSun]

Angled shot.
Haha, yeah.
I can get a different pic if anyone wants to see, I just like that one.

[pilot_light_out]

she's hot though

[OdeToTheSun]

Gotta mention that though the picture makes her look skinny, she's not. Of course she's not that fat or anything either, she just has a little meat on her.

[DaveZeroZero]

My ex that i'll probably wind up getting back with soon:
http://i35.tinypic.com/2j3ph6a.jpg
sif.

[nikkidynac]

My boyfriend is uber hot.
and all mine.

[argg_xo]

somebody told me you had a boyfriend who looked like a girlfriend i had in february of last yearrrr!

[nikkidynac]

somebody told me you had a boyfriend who looked like a girlfriend i had in february of last yearrrr!


Niiiice,

[DaveZeroZero]

I'm uber hot and all mine

/narcissus

[HelpMeSleep]

somebody told me you had a boyfriend who looked like a girlfriend i had in february of last yearrrr!
you just made me put that song on lol.

I'm uber hot and all mine

/narcissus
fitting because isn't that your current relationship situation? you and your hand?

[DaveZeroZero]

you just made me put that song on lol.


fitting because isn't that your current relationship situation? you and your hand?
My hand has no eyes and thus cannot appreciate my true beauty.

[argg_xo]

you just made me put that song on lol.


fitting because isn't that your current relationship situation? you and your hand?

i heard it in the car with my mom earlier, it made me think of this thread.

[HelpMeSleep]

My hand has no eyes and thus cannot appreciate my true beauty.
hahaha. aww, how sad :(

[HelpMeSleep]

i heard it in the car with my mom earlier, it made me think of this thread.
I went and listened to that song and then I listened to mr. brightside and it reminded me how I used to think it said chelsea instead of jealousy, and I was convinced the girl in the video's name was supposed to be chelsea. my friend and I even bet on it one time, and then we checked the lyrics and I lost the bet lol.

[thespearkid]

My hand has no eyes and thus cannot appreciate my true beauty.
Beautiful. Tragic. Painful. I give this post two thumbs up.

[HelpMeSleep]

Beautiful. Tragic. Painful. I give this post two thumbs up.
lol win.

[bung]

My ex:

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e264/inhalewater/n501391757_237668_1260.jpg

A bit boring in bed, and terrible at blowjobs, but she certainly was very attractive by my standards.

[DaveZeroZero]

My ex:

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e264/inhalewater/n501391757_237668_1260.jpg

A bit boring in bed, and terrible at blowjobs, but she certainly was very attractive by my standards.
Agreed.

[thespearkid]

My ex:

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e264/inhalewater/n501391757_237668_1260.jpg

A bit boring in bed, and terrible at blowjobs, but she certainly was very attractive by my standards.
She is pretty.

[bung]

Thank you kind men for agreeing with me. I actually thought at one point in my life I would marry her (insert about ten thousand lolz here).

[nikkidynac]

My ex:



A bit boring in bed, and terrible at blowjobs, but she certainly was very attractive by my standards.


Use teeth, huh?

[DaveZeroZero]

Thank you kind men for agreeing with me. I actually thought at one point in my life I would marry her (insert about ten thousand lolz here).
Well, once you married her you wouldn't get laid again, so the fact that she sucked in bed wouldn't matter :shrug:

[AlkalineAshes]

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n75/ryanalkaline/kkk.jpg
my ex.. too bad shes a bit bipolar
ps.. terrible at BJs as well haha

[DaveZeroZero]

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n75/ryanalkaline/kkk.jpg
my ex.. too bad shes a bit bipolar
ps.. terrible at BJs as well haha
I bet she could handle two poles, if you know what I mean ;-)

[thespearkid]

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n75/ryanalkaline/kkk.jpg
my ex.. too bad shes a bit bipolar
ps.. terrible at BJs as well haha
She looks threatening haha. But yeah, my current is sort of bad at BJ's but I just chalk it up to her only having given one in life before me and I'm giving her the benefit of the doubt while she gets used to it.

[jusscali]

I'd have to say all of my past ex's were quite good at giving head. even if they weren't at first, they sure learned after a while haha

[AlkalineAshes]

true, the best bj was from a girl i knew for a fact was a slut, so maybe being bad isnt such a bad thing. Or they are just too hot to have to do it ever haha

[bung]

Use teeth, huh?

Haha, she didn't use enough saliva was the problem! Plus I think she must have had some previous experience with guys that were ready to blow at the drop of a hat, so she assumed that a few rubs and licks would get me off (totally not the case).

[DaveZeroZero]

true, the best bj was from a girl i knew for a fact was a slut, so maybe being bad isnt such a bad thing. Or they are just too hot to have to do it ever haha
Did you nickname her "whore lips"?

Because I'm going to nickname somebody that at college.

[AlkalineAshes]

considering the fact she blew two more guys that night, ya that was an appropriate name

[thespearkid]

I've never gotten a blowjob from a slut. =(

[AlkalineAshes]

haha your time will come my friend.. just dont fall in love with one, luckily I haven't done that

[caress me down]

there haven't been that many pretty girls in this thread

[thespearkid]

I'm already in love with a non-slut.

[AlkalineAshes]

there haven't been that many pretty girls in this thread
i hope mine qualifies, otherwise I wasted alot of time

[caress me down]

i hope mine qualifies, otherwise I wasted alot of time
if you think her not being pretty wasted your time..


dave's ex is beautiful.

[bung]

there haven't been that many pretty girls in this thread

Ha, what about mine?

[nonamesleft]

I don't have a girlfriend. But the guy who's dating me has a SMOKIN' babe of a girlfriend.

[argg_xo]

I went and listened to that song and then I listened to mr. brightside and it reminded me how I used to think it said chelsea instead of jealousy, and I was convinced the girl in the video's name was supposed to be chelsea. my friend and I even bet on it one time, and then we checked the lyrics and I lost the bet lol.

hahhaha!!!!! i thought the same thing when i heard the gin blossom's "hey jealousy" then my sister told me i was stupid and my name would never be in a song :-( she was a cunt back in the 90's also.

[bung]

I don't have a girlfriend. But the guy who's dating me has a SMOKIN' babe of a girlfriend.

Says the girl who's too insecure to even post a picture of her face in her profile! :-d

[nonamesleft]

Says the girl who's too insecure to even post a picture of her face in her profile! :-d

But it's my favourite shirt!

[caress me down]

Ha, what about mine?
she's pretty. typical looking, but pretty

[caress me down]

I don't have a girlfriend. But the guy who's dating me has a SMOKIN' babe of a girlfriend.
wow, coincidence! mine too. :-)

[nonamesleft]

wow, coincidence! mine too. :-)

Is my boyfriend .. somehow ... cheating on me? Or are we the same person?

[jusscali]

I don't really expect girls and guys to have similar tastes as to what constitutes pretty and what doesn't. Most of the time I say I think a girl is hot on campus to my girlfriends they go "ugh, typical - shes just like everyone else"

[caress me down]

Is my boyfriend .. somehow ... cheating on me? Or are we the same person?
...........................this is awkward.
i guess he didn't tell you.

[caress me down]

I don't really expect girls and guys to have similar tastes as to what constitutes pretty and what doesn't. Most of the time I say I think a girl is hot on campus to my girlfriends they go "ugh, typical - shes just like everyone else"
definitely. i think for a girl to be a pretty there should be something unique about her that makes her stand out

[bung]

she's pretty. typical looking, but pretty

Lolz at "typical." I guess it's better than someone saying, "Eh, she looks.. different." or, "Eh, she looks.. unusual."

But fuck, what do I care? That bitch dumped me and broke my heart a bit.

[jusscali]

definitely. i think for a girl to be a pretty there should be something unique about her that makes her stand out

And I think if shes got a nice rack, ass, and a nice smile and eyes then shes perfectly fine. You can put her on a conveyor belt and make a million more of her and I'll be as happy as Henry Ford.

[caress me down]

Lolz at "typical." I guess it's better than someone saying, "Eh, she looks.. different." or, "Eh, she looks.. unusual."

But fuck, what do I care? That bitch dumped me and broke my heart a bit.
by typical i mean she's a pretty girl but i don't think she'd stand out in a crowd. like the other guy said girls and guys have different opinions of how pretty a girl is. and plus i'm judging from one picture

[caress me down]

And I think if shes got a nice rack, ass, and a nice smile and eyes then shes perfectly fine. You can put her on a conveyor belt and make a million more of her and I'll be as happy as Henry Ford.
haha. wasn't expecting any different of an answer

[jusscali]

<3

I think my girl is pretty. I won't say she's very different looking, but I like her. haha

[nonamesleft]

...........................this is awkward.
i guess he didn't tell you.

Wow .. uhm .. this is really awkward...


Pfft, totally kidding. I'm not even dating anyone, haha.

[bung]

by typical i mean she's a pretty girl but i don't think she'd stand out in a crowd. like the other guy said girls and guys have different opinions of how pretty a girl is. and plus i'm judging from one picture

Interesting. I've read a study where men and women rated people's attractiveness by looking at extremely life-like computer generated pictures. They found that the closer a person looks to "normal"--like normal sized nose, mouth, normal length between eyes, height of forehead, cheekbones and all that--the more attractive people found them. They morphed the pictures of both sexes that people rated as the most attractive, and the resulting photographs were both of an extremely "plain" looking woman and an extremely "plain" looking man.

[pyrospartan]

I think "pretty" is just an opinion which varies by person. Through the thread i haven't seen many girls i find really attractive, although that doesn't mean they aren't to a million other guys. It really just depends on taste, and truly everyone should think their girlfriend is prettier than anyone else's.

and it just occurred to me how close "Palin" and "Plain" are.

Coincidence?

[caress me down]

Wow .. uhm .. this is really awkward...


Pfft, totally kidding. I'm not even dating anyone, haha.
hahaha. you're so tricky.

[caress me down]

Interesting. I've read a study where men and women rated people's attractiveness by looking at extremely life-like computer generated pictures. They found that the closer a person looks to "normal"--like normal sized nose, mouth, normal length between eyes, height of forehead, cheekbones and all that--the more attractive people found them. They morphed the pictures of both sexes that people rated as the most attractive, and the resulting photographs were both of an extremely "plain" looking woman and an extremely "plain" looking man.
they have an actual study like that?

[Greg]

And I think if shes got a nice rack, ass, and a nice smile and eyes then shes perfectly fine. You can put her on a conveyor belt and make a million more of her and I'll be as happy as Henry Ford.
all of that helps... but if she comes off as fake somehow then i think she is less attractive. personality affects how i view someone's beauty. but i mean if it's merely a physical thing... i dunno. i have found at different times different types of girls to be really beautiful to me.

[.invisible ink.]

they have an actual study like that?

yes, i saw a program on PBS or a similar station about it. If you do a google search for "attractiveness study" you can pull up tons of links. Also, here's one that is still going on that you can take part in online http://attract5.tripod.com/

[caress me down]

Interesting. I've read a study where men and women rated people's attractiveness by looking at extremely life-like computer generated pictures. They found that the closer a person looks to "normal"--like normal sized nose, mouth, normal length between eyes, height of forehead, cheekbones and all that--the more attractive people found them. They morphed the pictures of both sexes that people rated as the most attractive, and the resulting photographs were both of an extremely "plain" looking woman and an extremely "plain" looking man.

yes, i saw a program on PBS or a similar station about it. If you do a google search for "attractiveness study" you can pull up tons of links. Also, here's one that is still going on that you can take part in online http://attract5.tripod.com/

didn't work for me after the first page :shrug:


i like how your post count is 1111

[.invisible ink.]

didn't work for me after the first page :shrug:


i like how your post count is 1111

oops. yeah, i tried it too after posting it. sorry about that. most of the guys on the first page were pretty unattractive, but then again, i'm quite picky.

[HelpMeSleep]

and it just occurred to me how close "Palin" and "Plain" are.

Coincidence?
I approve of this message. :-)

[caress me down]

oops. yeah, i tried it too after posting it. sorry about that. most of the guys on the first page were pretty unattractive, but then again, i'm quite picky.
i did the girls first and they were all narrrrrrrrsty

[xEBVDRUMSx]

Both are ex-girlfriends.
Fuck being single.

http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w320/ebvdrummer/ashleigh.jpg

http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w320/ebvdrummer/Katgotitgoingon.jpg

[DaveZeroZero]

I'm already in love with a non-slut.
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is proof that anal = love.

[firecrackaaa!]

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is proof that anal = love.

Hahaha, wow Dave.

[.invisible ink.]

was it me...or did they not have Hispanic??

that's weird, i didn't notice that. apparently there's not a lot of Hispanics in the UK? :shrug:

[OdeToTheSun]

sif.
So insanely fine?
Yeah, I know.

[DaveZeroZero]

So insanely fine?
Yeah, I know.
Secret Internet Fatty.

[TK]

Are ex's allowed?

[DaveZeroZero]

Are ex's allowed?
Well, it's all everyone else has done, so go for it!

[TK]

http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v54/194/120/1447890280/n1447890280_30039169_3624.jpghttp://a10.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/10/l_64136446c89334fe362dbabe16a61669. jpg
http://a149.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/91/l_db352bffb35bf1a2e89ec3831a4b6c8c. jpg

[jusscali]

Last one seems cute but god that tattoo is fucking disgusting

[thespearkid]

The last one actually kind of looks like Mary-Kate Olsen.

[TK]

Last one seems cute but god that tattoo is fucking disgusting

It's fake:shrug:

The last one actually kind of looks like Mary-Kate Olsen.

She does a little in that picture. Not so much in person.

[berskyjr]

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e387/berskjr/needmybread.jpg

[berskyjr]

i know shes not a ten, but DAMN!!!

[Metfan615]

My ex:

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e264/inhalewater/n501391757_237668_1260.jpg

A bit boring in bed, and terrible at blowjobs, but she certainly was very attractive by my standards.
she looks very pretty

[Metfan615]

Both are ex-girlfriends.
Fuck being single.

http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w320/ebvdrummer/ashleigh.jpg

http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w320/ebvdrummer/Katgotitgoingon.jpg
cool you come to Binghamton also

[caress me down]

cool you come to Binghamton also
my dad went there too, haha. where in long island do you live?

[pilot_light_out]

ill give this thread a 6

[OdeToTheSun]

Secret Internet Fatty.
I know what it means, I just came up with another meaning.

[pilot_light_out]

pretty legit

[DaveZeroZero]

which one(s) did you anal?

[nateisawesome]

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d54/nateisawesome/2785527896_8a1e169933.jpg

I win

[DaveZeroZero]

NAKED BOOBS!

x

[Metfan615]

my dad went there too, haha. where in long island do you live?
In the Five Towns... I live in a town named Inwood

[caress me down]

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d54/nateisawesome/2785527896_8a1e169933.jpg

I win
she's really pretty.

[chronomic]

girlfriends are for gays. I'm prettier than all of them.

[caress me down]

In the Five Towns... I live in a town named Inwood
the only thing i know about long island is north fork and south fork haha. i have a house on the north fork.

[popdisaster00]

pretty legit
top (current)

2.5 years and counting, sir

[berskyjr]

here is my ex:
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e387/berskjr/Alyse.jpg

[DaveZeroZero]

here is my ex:
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e387/berskjr/Alyse.jpg
pussy on her shirt AND between her legs?

She was a keeper.

[asteria]

Both are ex-girlfriends.
Fuck being single.

http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w320/ebvdrummer/ashleigh.jpg

http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w320/ebvdrummer/Katgotitgoingon.jpg

that redhead looks haggard.

What the hell was your cock thinking?

[berskyjr]

pussy on her shirt AND between her legs?

She was a keeper.
hahahahaha she was horrible at bj's, I had to teach her, but a good fuck. dumb as a rock though, so that's why it did not work.

[thespearkid]

hahahahaha she was horrible at bj's, I had to teach her, but a good fuck. dumb as a rock though, so that's why it did not work.
Oh, please. She wears glasses. She's automatically smart.

[HelpMeSleep]

which one(s) did you anal?
haha. that's what I was going to ask!! I was going to ask which was the one who inspired the anal thread lol.

[xEBVDRUMSx]

that redhead looks haggard.

What the hell was your cock thinking?

Best sex I've ever had :shrug:
Nothing haggard about her.

[xEBVDRUMSx]

cool you come to Binghamton also

unfortunately, i live there as well.

[DaveZeroZero]

hahahahaha she was horrible at bj's, I had to teach her, but a good fuck. dumb as a rock though, so that's why it did not work.
Haha, oh well.

[Metfan615]

unfortunately, i live there as well.
eh it's not that bad but the weather is going to get really cold :-(

[SoggY ThE OnE]

I'd post a pic of mine, but isn't it illegal to post pictures of minors?

[DaveZeroZero]

I'd post a pic of mine, but isn't it illegal to post pictures of minors?
Only if naked.

Is she naked?

Because that would be super.

[xEBVDRUMSx]

eh it's not that bad but the weather is going to get really cold :-(

i know, we've been lucky it hasn't snowed yet.
usually that crap starts in mid september.

[Metfan615]

i know, we've been lucky it hasn't snowed yet.
usually that crap starts in mid september.
really wow and I thought it was supposed to snow today also

[xEBVDRUMSx]

really wow and I thought it was supposed to snow today also

we'll get some by the end of the week...and then again for the next 5 months straight =p

[apresnuledeluge]

When we first met:
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a7/aspecialguest/l_e34b74f3f7f73f7e6b195c8a2fa8d6a3. jpg

Now:
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a7/aspecialguest/IMG_4501.jpg

[Metfan615]

we'll get some by the end of the week...and then again for the next 5 months straight =p
ughhh 5 months?... oh well that's going to be very nice getting up in the mornings and walking through the snow to class

[xEBVDRUMSx]

ughhh 5 months?... oh well that's going to be very nice getting up in the mornings and walking through the snow to class

i suggest investing in a good pair of waterproof boots and a very heavy down-lined jacket.
trust me, you'll need it =p

[DaveZeroZero]

When we first met:
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a7/aspecialguest/l_e34b74f3f7f73f7e6b195c8a2fa8d6a3. jpg

Now:
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a7/aspecialguest/IMG_4501.jpg
Okay, you win.

[jusscali]

When we first met:
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a7/aspecialguest/l_e34b74f3f7f73f7e6b195c8a2fa8d6a3. jpg

Now:
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a7/aspecialguest/IMG_4501.jpg

I like old her...real cute.

[Metfan615]

i suggest investing in a good pair of waterproof boots and a very heavy down-lined jacket.
trust me, you'll need it =p
haha ok thanks for the advice

[Metfan615]

I like old her...real cute.
i agree

[apresnuledeluge]

I like old her...real cute.

I miss the pink, but unfortunately most employers aren't so fond.

[kwsqd]

I don't need to post it, I already know.
http://absolutepunk.net/customprofilepics/profilepic190634_12.gif

just kidding, please don't beat me up

[Kassie09]

http://absolutepunk.net/customprofilepics/profilepic190634_12.gif

just kidding, please don't beat me up

Hahahahaha

[kwsqd]

I laughed really hard myself. You wish.

[thespearkid]

http://absolutepunk.net/customprofilepics/profilepic190634_12.gif

just kidding, please don't beat me up
Not bad at all. You're getting close to the ol' 10k, eh?

[kwsqd]

Not bad at all. You're getting close to the ol' 10k, eh?
haha thanks!

Yeah, I just hit 9k the other day.

[Kassie09]

Hahahahahahahahhahaaha

[caress me down]

i enjoy roaming this thread a lot. the formerly pink haired girl is veryvery pretty

[Bingham88]

http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u249/bingham88/n571073817_449265_7902.jpg
http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u249/bingham88/n57211906_31864695_5098.jpg

my ex she was good at everyhting she did ;)

[WakeUpBlondie]

That may have something to do with it. They were reading her myspace and saw the comments I left her and said they didn't like me talking to her as if she were "my prize" so I don't think their racism is completely asshole driven.

you are the only black person I am aware of that has a good music taste

[thespearkid]

you are the only black person I am aware of that has a good music taste
Thanks. I get that a lot.

[kaycey]

my ex-girlfriend is definitely more slutty than everyone else's.

[parallelism]

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a156/crawloftime/andi2.jpg

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a156/crawloftime/andi3.jpg

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a156/crawloftime/ANDI.jpg



I feel like the worst person ever for posting pictures.

[kwsqd]

I feel like the worst person ever for posting pictures.
feels awesome

[parallelism]

feels awesome

Ughh, I just actually shuddered.

[kwsqd]

Ughh, I just actually shuddered.
hey, it's not like your girlfriend posts here or something!

[parallelism]

hey, it's not like your girlfriend posts here or something!

I think that'd make it less weird?

[kwsqd]

I think that'd make it less weird?
haha you would think so

[DaveZeroZero]

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a156/crawloftime/andi2.jpg

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a156/crawloftime/andi3.jpg

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a156/crawloftime/ANDI.jpg



I feel like the worst person ever for posting pictures.
Good job.

[kwsqd]

Good job.
you should be saying that to me!

[Bingham88]

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a156/crawloftime/andi2.jpg

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a156/crawloftime/andi3.jpg

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a156/crawloftime/ANDI.jpg



I feel like the worst person ever for posting pictures.

why it aint like they are n00dz or anything

[DaveZeroZero]

you should be saying that to me!
You posted no pictures!

[kwsqd]

You posted no pictures!
I didn't? Oh, okay!

[64 % chance]

world's ugliest thread.

[kwsqd]

world's ugliest thread.
thanks for the contribution

[DaveZeroZero]

I didn't? Oh, okay!
Well, save of Kassie.

[thespearkid]

world's ugliest thread.
I was gonna flame you but then looked at your picture and saw that God got to you first.

[nateisawesome]

I was gonna flame you but then looked at your picture and saw that God got to you first.

hahaha

[jusscali]

I was gonna flame you but then looked at your picture and saw that God got to you first.

haha yeah, it's like clay aiken's emo brother

[kwsqd]

Well, save of Kassie.
ahahaha yeah, besides her, I didn't post anything.

I was gonna flame you but then looked at your picture and saw that God got to you first.
still worthy of flaming.

[jusscali]

everytime I try to upload an image it says the upload failed. otherwise I have no idea how to post pictures :(

[iKrazie]

I was gonna flame you but then looked at your picture and saw that God got to you first.
ahahaha mega win

[kwsqd]

everytime I try to upload an image it says the upload failed. otherwise I have no idea how to post pictures :(
tinypic.com

[thespearkid]

everytime I try to upload an image it says the upload failed. otherwise I have no idea how to post pictures :(
If she has a myspace or facebook, right-click her picture, click "Properties", and copy-paste image location in some img brackets.

[jusscali]

k.

[jagermeister]

After reading this entire thread I have come to the conclusion that I have really high standards.

[thespearkid]

After reading this entire thread I have come to the conclusion that I have really high standards.
The first step is admitting you have a problem. Now, you're already on the road to recovery.

[iKrazie]

The first step is admitting you have a problem. Now, you're already on the road to recovery.
i was guna say that, ur just too fast

[jusscali]

http://i38.tinypic.com/dno9om.jpg
Now.

The last one
http://i34.tinypic.com/vrzqfl.jpg

The one that got away - first love

http://i38.tinypic.com/vijvnr.jpg

[jagermeister]

The first step is admitting you have a problem. Now, you're already on the road to recovery.

If you ask me, I don't see it as a problem!

[DaveZeroZero]

If she has a myspace or facebook, right-click her picture, click "Properties", and copy-paste image location in some img brackets.
Firefox can take the image location for you =]

[iKrazie]

Firefox can take the image location for you =]
what cant firefox do? besides gimme a bj

[jusscali]

Thanks for the help guys

[DaveZeroZero]

what cant firefox do? besides gimme a bj
I'm pretty sure that there's an app that can do that now.

[DaveZeroZero]

They're coming out with a BJ add-on in a few weeks. Just be patient.
Late pass.

[jagermeister]

Late pass.

Haha fuck! I deleted it thinking I wouldn't get busted. I suck.

[thespearkid]

BJ add-on, please.

[mht]

world's ugliest thread.


this

[thespearkid]

Thanks for the help guys
I think your current wins the thread so far.

[jusscali]

Well I appreciate that sir. I think they have all been good looking girls in their own right. All had/have tight bodies and all were generally good girls

[thespearkid]

Well I appreciate that sir. I think they have all been good looking girls in their own right. All had/have tight bodies and all were generally good girls
This is true. I haven't seen a single "ugly" girl so far.

[unwritten]

http://www.absolutepunk.net/customprofilepics/profilepic14576_12.gif

Left. So dreamy. I'm melting.

[DaveZeroZero]

http://www.absolutepunk.net/customprofilepics/profilepic14576_12.gif

Left. So dreamy. I'm melting.
But the girl's on the right of the picture!

[unwritten]

But the girl's on the right of the picture!


I know! Ruggiero is the hottest.

[DaveZeroZero]

I know! Ruggiero is the hottest.
It's also a pretty rad name.

[pilot_light_out]

gay?

[unwritten]

Not gay, just want him to f the ish outta me.

[coreysetfail]

mine

http://a935.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/58/l_b053cf97630a972c2f5b51b793537c36. jpg

[jusscali]

You look like a skinny version of one of my old roommates and shes pretty cute

Girls and their dumb faces though haha

[pilot_light_out]

Not gay, just want him to f the ish outta me.

Oh okay.

[asteria]

Not gay, just want him to f the ish outta me.

....and how is that not gay?

[unwritten]

Call it a bromance.

[chronomic]

....and how is that not gay?

gay is committing yourself to men. having a dude ish the f outta you here and there doesn't make you gay.