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I need to get laid... I am going to cry... It sucks. I need sex.... right..... NOW....
Signals Corrupted
03/09/05, 04:16 PM
ok, address. ;)
IM me sometime and we can talk... nakedstranger123
Signals Corrupted
03/09/05, 04:54 PM
lol i was kidding actually. good luck getting laid
apoemtothedead
03/09/05, 05:12 PM
I need to get laid... I am going to cry... It sucks. I need sex.... right..... NOW....
I knew a man in a similair situation as you. He ended up sleeping with a fat chick. Don't let that be you.
i need sex as well, badly...hopefully it'll work out with this one girl
well, I have to wait a whole week before I can even think of getting any form of sex... It sucks, because I am bi and I need vagina, but all I can get is penis... ahh, well what are you going to do?
TheTownMer
03/09/05, 05:54 PM
hi simple. i love you so much. (simple and i are best friends) so i guess i will star this new thing, you persuaded me to do it. ha lol....yeah well don't complain simple, you got some action from me last week
But that was a whole week ago my dear... You know I can only go about an hour...
apoemtothedead
03/09/05, 06:00 PM
Well this is awkward.
Mercy Medical
03/09/05, 06:01 PM
Does anyone else get the feeling that these are bullshit accounts made by the same person?
Louise Heng
03/09/05, 06:02 PM
Does anyone else get the feeling that these are bullshit accounts made by the same person?
ooh! ooh! *hands up* me.
well it isn't so you can suck my dick
Mercy Medical
03/09/05, 06:04 PM
well it isn't so you can suck my dick
Funny thing is....ha....you don't have a dick.
Mercy Medical
03/09/05, 06:05 PM
Unless you're bi and a hermaphrodite....now that would just be weird...
*Random note* I can't believe the spell checker has hermaphrodite in it...haha
I could always pretend.. plus I'd be way to lazy to sign in and then sign out and then post and then do it all over again...
Mercy Medical
03/09/05, 06:08 PM
I could always pretend.. plus I'd be way to lazy to sign in and then sign out and then post and then do it all over again...
Well if you're being serious about all this shit............................... ....................then you live a sad and pathetic life.
Hrmm yeah, but I am leaving the exciting part out where I actually have a life. I mean I have been grounded the last month so my life has been pretty lame, but I like my life that consists of going to school, town, computer and sleep... It's pretty lame yes I know, but it's what does it for me...
TheTownMer
03/09/05, 06:15 PM
why would we be "bullshit accounts." that's really stupid. anyways...
Yeah, we both are lazy ass fucks and we wouldn't even think of that... I mean oooh, let's be cool and talk to ourselves to look cool... Wow.... That's really mature
TheTownMer
03/09/05, 06:19 PM
why is everyone being so rude...fucking chill out and relax. be nice to my friend. it's not a good way to introduce me to the forum.
I have said what less than 20 things and you guys already judge me? Like what the fuck? I post on another forum too, and yeah they are mean to newbies and such, but not until they truly fuck up... I mean anyone of you try going to those boards, you'd be laughed at and ridiculed so much you wouldn't know what to do with yoursleves... You don't know me and obviously won't give me a fucking chance...
Mercy Medical
03/09/05, 07:10 PM
I have said what less than 20 things and you guys already judge me? Like what the fuck? I post on another forum too, and yeah they are mean to newbies and such, but not until they truly fuck up... I mean anyone of you try going to those boards, you'd be laughed at and ridiculed so much you wouldn't know what to do with yoursleves... You don't know me and obviously won't give me a fucking chance...
And your bullshit plea for us to give you a chance, won't end up in anyone giving you a chance...we're not the typical forum, get over it.
We hate newbies, at least newbies that suck...and well, you fit that criteria.
Okay, well, I wasn't pleading for a chance truly I could care less, but it would be nice for you not to judge so quickly. Plus the other forum I post on is bitchy to newbies, and I know the drill, though I was not truly a newbie on the other forum. But I take place in the ridiculing...
TheTownMer
03/09/05, 07:37 PM
yeah your not just any punk forum, becuase none of you are punk, your just wannabes. you all are losers that have nothing better to do, but talk about orgasms, and shit on a "punk" website. they are meant to talk about music you loser. fuck you all, you don't need to haze anyone, you have no power, no control, your nothing, your just little computer nerds that think that you have power by sitting behind a computer pretending to be hot when your fat asses that have no friends. suck a dick grow up...and learn to be mature. fuck you all...........hah peace i guess....this forum is too ugghhhhhhhh punk for me i guess??~?~? (laughs)
yeah your not just any punk forum, becuase none of you are punk, your just wannabes. you all are losers that have nothing better to do, but talk about orgasms, and shit on a "punk" website. they are meant to talk about music you loser. fuck you all, you don't need to haze anyone, you have no power, no control, your nothing, your just little computer nerds that think that you have power by sitting behind a computer pretending to be hot when your fat asses that have no friends. suck a dick grow up...and learn to be mature. fuck you all...........hah peace i guess....this forum is too ugghhhhhhhh punk for me i guess??~?~? (laughs)
I adore you, just completely adore you...
SonEric84
03/09/05, 10:50 PM
yeah your not just any punk forum, becuase none of you are punk, your just wannabes. you all are losers that have nothing better to do, but talk about orgasms, and shit on a "punk" website. they are meant to talk about music you loser. fuck you all, you don't need to haze anyone, you have no power, no control, your nothing, your just little computer nerds that think that you have power by sitting behind a computer pretending to be hot when your fat asses that have no friends. suck a dick grow up...and learn to be mature. fuck you all...........hah peace i guess....this forum is too ugghhhhhhhh punk for me i guess??~?~? (laughs)
Umm your friend started this sex thread. I do believe you just got served. :dweeba2:
Signals Corrupted
03/09/05, 11:50 PM
this is almost creepy
punkpixie
03/10/05, 01:16 AM
yeah your not just any punk forum, becuase none of you are punk, your just wannabes. you all are losers that have nothing better to do, but talk about orgasms, and shit on a "punk" website. they are meant to talk about music you loser. fuck you all, you don't need to haze anyone, you have no power, no control, your nothing, your just little computer nerds that think that you have power by sitting behind a computer pretending to be hot when your fat asses that have no friends. suck a dick grow up...and learn to be mature. fuck you all...........hah peace i guess....this forum is too ugghhhhhhhh punk for me i guess??~?~? (laughs)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I think you mean this forum is too intelligent for you.....
SonEric84
03/10/05, 08:58 AM
this is almost creepy
hahaha Especially since she wanted you to IM her.
Signals Corrupted
03/10/05, 09:01 AM
hahaha Especially since she wanted you to IM her.
LOL no shit ahahahahaha
SonEric84
03/10/05, 09:06 AM
Well take comfort in the fact that you're about 3,000 miles away from her.
Signals Corrupted
03/10/05, 09:12 AM
Well take comfort in the fact that you're about 3,000 miles away from her.
well my penis, when fully erect, extends through the majority of that distance
SonEric84
03/10/05, 09:16 AM
well my penis, when fully erect, extends through the majority of that distance
hahahaha I think that might be some kind of record.
punkpixie
03/10/05, 10:08 AM
well my penis, when fully erect, extends through the majority of that distance
hahahahahaha. The mental image I am experiencing is not good...
TheYrHeaRtLesS
03/10/05, 10:14 AM
I need to get laid... I am going to cry... It sucks. I need sex.... right..... NOW....
where at in philly are you from you dike
Signals Corrupted
03/10/05, 10:25 AM
hahahahahaha. The mental image I am experiencing is not good...
think one large horizontal telephone pole extending from cali to philly
timetofind
03/10/05, 10:49 AM
think one large horizontal telephone pole extending from cali to philly
That doesn't help the mental image...
richter915
03/10/05, 10:52 AM
getting laid is all that matters in life...down with condoms...up with penises.
TheTownMer
03/10/05, 04:58 PM
"Umm your friend started this sex thread. I do believe you just got served. "
i believe that you make no sense
and
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I think you mean this forum is too intelligent for you....."
ohh now that one fucking hurt. i think i have a ughhh 3.8 GPA.
Wow.... Mine's, let me check, 3.7
Throwback
03/10/05, 05:30 PM
Oh boy, lets compare GPAs. I know really dumb asses who have 4s. They're called general classes. They're for general kids like yourselves. And spare us, you come on here lambasting us with your pathetic pleas for sex (from otherside of the boards nonetheless) and then we you get ridiculed for being stupid whores who are annoying you burst into self-righteous rants about how we are elitists (which we are, but hey, we fucking rule), and how we're not 'punk' and blah blah blah.
Way to make the same statements every single person we reject makes.
Assclown.
where at in philly are you from you dike
I'm not from philly, but a liitle town a bits away from it...
[QUOTE=Throwback]Oh boy, lets compare GPAs. I know really dumb asses who have 4s. They're called general classes. They're for general kids like yourselves.[QUOTE]
Hrmmm, maybe beings I'm in all AP classes except science, not general classes, that doesn't apply to me...
apoemtothedead
03/10/05, 05:35 PM
Hrmmm, maybe beings I'm in all AP classes except science, not general classes, that doesn't apply to me...
Jeez. Then I think you would know how to comprise an English statement.
Oh, I know how to write a sentence, but right now I am not in class so it doesn't matter to me.
Throwback
03/10/05, 05:52 PM
Well it matters here. Sentence structures are cool. And no one as sexually promiscuous as you can possibly be intelligent, unless you sold your soul for intelligence in which Satan traded you brains for self-respect.
apoemtothedead
03/10/05, 05:53 PM
Well it matters here. Sentence structures are cool. And no one as sexually promiscuous as you can possibly be intelligent, unless you sold your soul for intelligence in which Satan traded you brains for self-respect.
...yeah.
Well it matters here. Sentence structures are cool. And no one as sexually promiscuous as you can possibly be intelligent, unless you sold your soul for intelligence in which Satan traded you brains for self-respect.
I am very intelligent. I am not that promiscuous, I have had sex with one guy. I was with that guy for a while, and other than him I have been with three people.
SonEric84
03/10/05, 06:19 PM
"Umm your friend started this sex thread. I do believe you just got served. "
i believe that you make no sense
and
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I think you mean this forum is too intelligent for you....."
ohh now that one fucking hurt. i think i have a ughhh 3.8 GPA.
Ok, first off douchebag...you said all we do is sit around and talk about sex on a forum made for music...YOUR FRIEND STARTED THIS SEX THREAD. Can your 3.8GPA comprehend that? You may be book smart but you haven't got a fuckin ounce of common sense.
Okay. first off dicknose. I started this thread because I was sitting at my house with Mer and I was bored as fuck. I wanted to see what kind of replies I'd get. Second off, she has more common sense than you know. Have you ever sat down with her and had a intelligent conversation? I think not. This is fucking bullshit. You don't fucking know us, and personally I don't care if you ever did give us a fucking chance, because I'll never meet any of you or have to talk to any of you. So does it matter to me? No, not really. The only reason I'm sitting here reading this and responding, is because there's nothing better to fucking do right now, on the grounds I can't leave the house because my mom's a bitch.
SonEric84
03/10/05, 06:45 PM
Okay. first off dicknose. I started this thread because I was sitting at my house with Mer and I was bored as fuck. I wanted to see what kind of replies I'd get. Second off, she has more common sense than you know. Have you ever sat down with her and had a intelligent conversation? I think not. This is fucking bullshit. You don't fucking know us, and personally I don't care if you ever did give us a fucking chance, because I'll never meet any of you or have to talk to any of you. So does it matter to me? No, not really. The only reason I'm sitting here reading this and responding, is because there's nothing better to fucking do right now, on the grounds I can't leave the house because my mom's a bitch.
hahaha You called me dicknose. Anyway...I didn't tell you not to start the thread, make a million for all I care..I was just stating that your friends argument isn't valid, since you started the thread. I never claimed to know you or your friend and I'm sure you could be decent people but you're not going to get respect here talking shit...the new people always get ragged on for a little while that's how it goes. Sorry you can't leave the house but if you don't like how you're being treated here no one is making you come back.
Edit: ok I just read this over and I think I might have sounded like an asshole, which was not my intention. This is a messageboard and I come here for entertainment. I don't have a problem with anyone here and it's retarded to argue. That is all.
Wow. I just pictured a person with a dick as a nose. Hmm, that was interesting. Anyways, I am not really pissed off at you guys, I mean I personally don't care, it's just fun to bitch sometimes.
Edit: ok I just read this over and I think I might have sounded like an asshole, which was not my intention. This is a messageboard and I come here for entertainment. I don't have a problem with anyone here and it's retarded to argue. That is all.
Actually you have been the nicest so far. And I understand how it goes with being ragged on. It's that way at every forum.
SonEric84
03/10/05, 06:54 PM
Actually you have been the nicest so far. And I understand how it goes with being ragged on. It's that way at every forum.
Yeah I was here for a long time and then I left for a while and when I came back a few people were dicks to me but now I don't really have trouble with anyone. If you just don't let it get to you and keep in mind it's just people on the internet it goes away eventually. lol
I was an original member on another forum, then went a way for a while, but when I came back they all remembered me so I was fine.
SonEric84
03/10/05, 07:32 PM
I was an original member on another forum, then went a way for a while, but when I came back they all remembered me so I was fine.
Ohhh well there was a big dramatic falling out here with the A LOT of the old members and the website owner..and they basically went off and made their own site. So when I came back it was a lot of new people and very few old.
Louise Heng
03/11/05, 02:22 AM
i almost got laid tonight...... whoop whoop.
Signals Corrupted
03/11/05, 02:28 AM
i almost got laid tonight...... whoop whoop.
congrats! so what happened, you struck out? :(
Louise Heng
03/11/05, 02:32 AM
congrats! so what happened, you struck out? :(
ummmm. i'm just not the type for one night stands or having sex with people i've just met so yeah. but i totally could have slept with him if i wanted to... he asked me to his apartment like, 10 times....
now comes the weird part. should i call him? or should i not? because i've got another guy that my friend wants to match me up with as well.....
Signals Corrupted
03/11/05, 02:38 AM
ummmm. i'm just not the type for one night stands or having sex with people i've just met so yeah. but i totally could have slept with him if i wanted to... he asked me to his apartment like, 10 times....
now comes the weird part. should i call him? or should i not? because i've got another guy that my friend wants to match me up with as well.....
are you into em? i say call if you are. either way, no harm in hittin up your friend for that match up too ;)
Louise Heng
03/11/05, 02:44 AM
are you into em? i say call if you are. either way, no harm in hittin up your friend for that match up too ;)
hhahaha.
yeah. i think i'm going to call him. he's reeeeeally cute.... but do i call him tomorrow? or like... wait a day? i think i mentioned something about what i was doing tonight (as in friday night) but i totally forgot i'm meeting the other guy there too..... gosh. now i know what you guys go through.
Signals Corrupted
03/11/05, 02:51 AM
hhahaha.
yeah. i think i'm going to call him. he's reeeeeally cute.... but do i call him tomorrow? or like... wait a day? i think i mentioned something about what i was doing tonight (as in friday night) but i totally forgot i'm meeting the other guy there too..... gosh. now i know what you guys go through.
if you feel like flattering him, call him tomorrow. seriously lol girls do not understand this. WE ARE NOT GOING TO THINK YOU ARE DESPERATE. no need to make us wait. raaaaaaaa!
but yeah, if you want to make him wonder, and wound his self-esteem, wait lol.
Signals Corrupted
03/11/05, 04:12 AM
sex is for pussies
.... i couldnt agree more
Does anyone else get the feeling that these are bullshit accounts made by the same person?
One should be called 'Simple', the other 'Plan'.
Love As Arson
03/11/05, 08:19 AM
I don't think there is a better feeling than that of telling a girl you love her, sleeping with her, then leaving in the middle of the night, and never talking to her again.
Signals Corrupted
03/11/05, 08:48 AM
I don't think there is a better feeling than that of telling a girl you love her, sleeping with her, then leaving in the middle of the night, and never talking to her again.
dom, for your birthday, i wish for you to experience this
Love As Arson
03/11/05, 08:53 AM
dom, for your birthday, i wish for you to experience this
Ha. You're so clever. For your birthday I'll be sure to get you one of those car seat massagers.
poppa Q
03/12/05, 09:59 AM
hahahahaha
Throwback
03/12/05, 12:18 PM
Hahahahaha to Dom. Hilarity.
MayoDeftinwolf
03/13/05, 04:31 PM
I knew a man in a similair situation as you. He ended up sleeping with a fat chick. Don't let that be you.
heh.. that sounds like a Public service announcment
but yeah...i dunno i think whenever i start to get really friggin desperate (im 16 now) id rather get a prostitute over a fat chick. much rather
'does this smell like chloroform?' is a never-fail 1-liner.
oh and as for the fat chick thing... personally im not a fan, although if any fat chicks are reading, i do know a guy who is
EvilButters
03/16/05, 09:59 AM
I need to get laid... I am going to cry... It sucks. I need sex.... right..... NOW....
I've felt the same way for 21 years, bucko. Masturbation and porn does wonders.
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