The Official Creeps McGee Thread.

[MarsEatWorld]

Sorry guys... Won't let it happen again.

Lol no, but really last week at Best Buy these employees were creeping on my mom... We were leaving the store and she asked if they needed to check her receit and they were all " oh sure, we'd love to check your receit, maybe even an ID too, you can't be older than what, like 25? ;-) "
not cool.
a lot of people ask if my mom is my sister!
it's sooo annoying...
I remember we were at the grocery store and some old lady went "how cute sisters shopping for groceries together"
I laughed... my mom gets so excited when that happens too she's like. HA I'M YOUNG.

[Brooklyn2010]

Well, if you're anything to go by, I bet she's hot haha.
Ahaha, thanks Dave. But really we don't look anything alike. She has dark brown curly hair ad blue eyes... And I don't I've either if those :shrug: She's only 40 anyways so I guess she is young-ish to have a 20 year old and a 17 year old.
a lot of people ask if my mom is my sister!
it's sooo annoying..
I remember we were at the grocery store and some old lady went "how cute sisters shopping for groceries together"
I laughed... my mom gets so excited when that happens too she's like. HA I'M YOUNG.
Hahaha! I'm not alone! It always happens with really cute college age waiters or cashiers with us though :-/ one time one even brought her a rose... It was cute but I mean come on!

[DaveZeroZero]

Ahaha, thanks Dave. But really we don't look anything alike. She has dark brown curly hair ad blue eyes... And I don't I've either if those :shrug: She's only 40 anyways so I guess she is young-ish to have a 20 year old and a 17 year old.

Hahaha! I'm not alone! It always happens with really cute college age waiters or cashiers with us though :-/ one time one even brought her a rose... It was cute but I mean come on!
Do we have a milf on our hands? Haha

Anyway, how've you been, Brooklyn?

[Brooklyn2010]

Do we have a milf on our hands? Haha

Anyway, how've you been, Brooklyn?

Daaaave! :hitself:
We kind of do in all reality, as unfortunate as that is. She can't help it though. I'll never get a date with her around. Ahaha jk

I've been pretty good. I'm 17 now! How about yourself? Haven't been in the same waters as you in a while :(

[DaveZeroZero]

Daaaave! :hitself:
We kind of do in all reality, as unfortunate as that is. She can't help it though. I'll never get a date with her around. Ahaha jk

I've been pretty good. I'm 17 now! How about yourself? Haven't been in the same waters as you in a while :(
I'm sure you will!
Of course, whether or not I'll get a date any time soon is an entirely different matter haha.

Yeah, I forgot to wish you a happy birthday, so: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BROOKLYN! =]

But yeah, I've been alright, thanks - had exams this week and last, though. How's PL treating you?

[MarsEatWorld]

Ahaha, thanks Dave. But really we don't look anything alike. She has dark brown curly hair ad blue eyes... And I don't I've either if those :shrug: She's only 40 anyways so I guess she is young-ish to have a 20 year old and a 17 year old.

Hahaha! I'm not alone! It always happens with really cute college age waiters or cashiers with us though :-/ one time one even brought her a rose... It was cute but I mean come on!
yeah.... I hate when they assume we are sisters... my mom is also 40.... when I moved to NC in 2006 and had my first bball game some students were like.. "you have an older sister?" i was like..ummm no.........that is my mother. now back off lol

[DaveZeroZero]

yeah.... I hate when they assume we are sisters... my mom is also 40.... when I moved to NC in 2006 and had my first bball game some students were like.. "you have an older sister?" i was like..ummm no.........that is my mother. now back off lol
pics or she's not hot.

[SteveD]

pics or she's not hot.

Hahahaha

[Brooklyn2010]

I'm sure you will!
Of course, whether or not I'll get a date any time soon is an entirely different matter haha.

Yeah, I forgot to wish you a happy birthday, so: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BROOKLYN! =]

But yeah, I've been alright, thanks - had exams this week and last, though. How's PL treating you?

Well I've never had one on the first place so I'm not missing anything :]
Awww! Poor Davey! I told you to go to south london... And you refused. But I'm sure you will someday soon! Maybe when you go off to uni or whatever it is you guys call it over there haha.

THANK YOU DAVE! :hug:
How did the exams go? Umm, same old way it always has I guess. Haha.

[DaveZeroZero]

Well I've never had one on the first place so I'm not missing anything :]
Awww! Poor Davey! I told you to go to south london... And you refused. But I'm sure you will someday soon! Maybe when you go off to uni or whatever it is you guys call it over there haha.

THANK YOU DAVE! :hug:
How did the exams go? Umm, same old way it always has I guess. Haha.
Yeah, my friends (okay, well, one of them) says that I will be, and I quote, "AMAZINGGGG at uni," but do I really have to wait? Because I don't want to haha.

The first four exams went well, but the last one I did was hellish because it asked me stuff that's not even on the syllabus, the bastards.

[Brooklyn2010]

yeah.... I hate when they assume we are sisters... my mom is also 40.... when I moved to NC in 2006 and had my first bball game some students were like.. "you have an older sister?" i was like..ummm no.........that is my mother. now back off lol
lol, yeah that's what happens with my 20 year old sister and my mom. Hahaha "back off." Are you and your mom close?
Yeah, my friends (okay, well, one of them) says that I will be, and I quote, "AMAZINGGGG at uni," but do I really have to wait? Because I don't want to haha.

The first four exams went well, but the last one I did was hellish because it asked me stuff that's not even on the syllabus, the bastards.

I don't see why you don't just move here, there wouldn't be enough of you for all the american girls. They'd all love you! Ahaha patience young szechwan!

Ohh bum fest. But at least you did well with the other four.

[MarsEatWorld]

pics or she's not hot.
ha.

[MarsEatWorld]

lol, yeah that's what happens with my 20 year old sister and my mom. Hahaha "back off." Are you and your mom close?


I don't see why you don't just move here, there wouldn't be enough of you for all the american girls. They'd all love you! Ahaha patience young szechwan!

Ohh bum fest. But at least you did well with the other four.
ummmm I guess now we are but not then...STILL though. like grrrr

[Brooklyn2010]

ummmm I guess now we are but not then...STILL though. like grrrr
Ohh I see, that's pretty cool. I get it though; I feel your pain!

[MarsEatWorld]

Ohh I see, that's pretty cool. I get it though; I feel your pain!
Hahaha.
Are you close with your mom?

[Brooklyn2010]

Hahaha.
Are you close with your mom?
Yes ma'am. I guess it's easier when she's younger, like your mom, and when I'm at home with her pretty much all day everyday.

[MarsEatWorld]

Yes ma'am. I guess it's easier when she's younger, like your mom, and when I'm at home with her pretty much all day everyday.
oh, my mom is never home... she owns a business so she actually works MORE than she should. =[

[Brooklyn2010]

oh, my mom is never home... she owns a business so she actually works MORE than she should. =[
Aww :( But you still see see her occasionally, right?

[MarsEatWorld]

Aww :( But you still see see her occasionally, right?
Yeah. Try to eat dinner with her every weeknight but that usually doesn't work...haha

[Brooklyn2010]

Yeah. Try to eat dinner with her every weeknight but that usually doesn't work...haha
Well at least you try! Oh! I didn't ever remember reading your response a few days ago, but did you get a new job yet?

[the1]

I hardly see my parents, I go to boarding school :(

*cue general "Awwww"* :p

[Brooklyn2010]

I hardly see my parents, I go to boarding school :(

*cue general "Awwww"* :p
:[ But boarding school is awesome and elite! Wait.... is boarding school awesome and elite? :-/

[HelpMeSleep]

a lot of people ask if my mom is my sister!
it's sooo annoying...
I remember we were at the grocery store and some old lady went "how cute sisters shopping for groceries together"
I laughed... my mom gets so excited when that happens too she's like. HA I'M YOUNG.
that happens all the time with my mom too and my mom does the same thing lol. one night my dad was out of town and she took my brothers and sisters and I out to TGI Friday's and she was drinking and she got carded and she was like thanking the waiter.

I think the weirdest thing would be her going to the bank with my little brother recently, and the teller thought they were like together. they were telling us about it at dinner a few weeks ago and everyone was like epic wtf haha.

[the1]

:[ But boarding school is awesome and elite! Wait.... is boarding school awesome and elite? :-/
haha well... That all depends whether the people you board with are awesome and elite. So, I'd say it is about 50% of the time. We are near a city too which is pretty sweet.

[Brooklyn2010]

haha well... That all depends whether the people you board with are awesome and elite. So, I'd say it is about 50% of the time. We are near a city too which is pretty sweet.
Oh well I guess 50% is better. Not that you want to hang with elite people all the time I guess... anyways, how long have you been in boarding school? Sorry it just fascinates me, hahaha.

[the1]

Oh well I guess 50% is better. Not that you want to hang with elite people all the time I guess... anyways, how long have you been in boarding school? Sorry it just fascinates me, hahaha.

I've been doing it since I was 7! So thats 10 years now... I don't really get home sick anymore lol. Although I do get sick of home i the holidays! Do you want to board or something?

[Brooklyn2010]

I've been doing it since I was 7! So thats 10 years now... I don't really get home sick anymore lol. Although I do get sick of home i the holidays! Do you want to board or something?

Oh wow! That's a long time. Why don't you just go to regular school though? Oh, ahaha no. I mean, I don't think I'd like to be away from home the way you are in a boarding school. I just always thought it was pretty spiffy.

[the1]

Oh wow! That's a long time. Why don't you just go to regular school though? Oh, ahaha no. I mean, I don't think I'd like to be away from home the way you are in a boarding school. I just always thought it was pretty spiffy.

Well my Dad is in the RAF, so we move around quite abit. So if I just go to one school it means I kinda have a fairly grounded place, so I don't need to start over every time I move!
Well, it definately aint like Hogwarts! But it's good not to have your parents nagging you all the time.

[Brooklyn2010]

Well my Dad is in the RAF, so we move around quite abit. So if I just go to one school it means I kinda have a fairly grounded place, so I don't need to start over every time I move!
Well, it definately aint like Hogwarts! But it's good not to have your parents nagging you all the time.

That's awesome! Well not about moving around, but about your dad. And yeah that's definitely a good way to not have to change schools so often. Haha Hogwarts! And it probably makes you appreciate them more when you see them, I'd imagine so at least.

[the1]

That's awesome! Well not about moving around, but about your dad. And yeah that's definitely a good way to not have to change schools so often. Haha Hogwarts! And it probably makes you appreciate them more when you see them, I'd imagine so at least.

He really wants me to join up, but it really isn't for me lol. I guess it kinda does, but Im used to it, and I'm not a very sentimental person so I don't get urges to see my parents lol

[Brooklyn2010]

He really wants me to join up, but it really isn't for me lol. I guess it kinda does, but Im used to it, and I'm not a very sentimental person so I don't get urges to see my parents lol
Yeah, thats definitely not for everyone. And I guess parents aren't everyone's thing either. lol

[DaveZeroZero]

lol, yeah that's what happens with my 20 year old sister and my mom. Hahaha "back off." Are you and your mom close?


I don't see why you don't just move here, there wouldn't be enough of you for all the american girls. They'd all love you! Ahaha patience young szechwan!

Ohh bum fest. But at least you did well with the other four.
You do know that Szechewan is a place, not a thing. I think you mean "grasshopper" haha.

But yeah, as for American girls: DO WANT.

[Brooklyn2010]

You do know that Szechewan is a place, not a thing. I think you mean "grasshopper" haha.

But yeah, as for American girls: DO WANT.

I DON"T CARE. People say that all the time, Dave!.... lame people, but still! I knew it was a place anyways, sheesh.

Lol! I'm sure you could find some here.

[DaveZeroZero]

I DON"T CARE. People say that all the time, Dave!.... lame people, but still! I knew it was a place anyways, sheesh.

Lol! I'm sure you could find some here.
Everyone else seems to be convinced of that fact, too. In fact, I'm coming to Louisiana in February. As a matter of face, I leave on Valentine's Day haha, but it's fine because it's not like I was going to have anything to do here that day anyway =]

[Brooklyn2010]

Everyone else seems to be convinced of that fact, too. In fact, I'm coming to Louisiana in February. As a matter of face, I leave on Valentine's Day haha, but it's fine because it's not like I was going to have anything to do here that day anyway =]
Oh right, don't you have family there? I thought I remembered you saying that before maybe... Haha, so then you can celebrate SAD on Valentine's Day with me and the rest of the world. :-)

[DaveZeroZero]

Oh right, don't you have family there? I thought I remembered you saying that before maybe... Haha, so then you can celebrate SAD on Valentine's Day with me and the rest of the world. :-)
Yeah - I'm going to see my grandma.

But of course I'll join you for that =]

[Brooklyn2010]

Yeah - I'm going to see my grandma.

But of course I'll join you for that =]

Just as I thought! That's pretty cool though. Has she always lived there?

Oh perfect. :] It's probably the best holiday ever. We can throw a huge party for it.

Allllso, I think you should come say hi to Erik in my birthday thread... Please! :]
http://absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=778982

[jagermeister]

At the convenience sore by my house last night the girl working there, in her 20s, was getting hit on by this heinous older man. He would stop while customers paid but while she wasn't occupied he was just schlanging his old man game on her hard. That to me is creepy.

[MarsEatWorld]

that happens all the time with my mom too and my mom does the same thing lol. one night my dad was out of town and she took my brothers and sisters and I out to TGI Friday's and she was drinking and she got carded and she was like thanking the waiter.

I think the weirdest thing would be her going to the bank with my little brother recently, and the teller thought they were like together. they were telling us about it at dinner a few weeks ago and everyone was like epic wtf haha.
Haha.
Yeah.. my mom cheers everytime she gets carded....

[MarsEatWorld]

Well at least you try! Oh! I didn't ever remember reading your response a few days ago, but did you get a new job yet?
I applied to Apple store...still haven't heard back it was a weird application..idk and actually I think I might deny it if I get it...i'm way too busy =[

[DaveZeroZero]

Just as I thought! That's pretty cool though. Has she always lived there?

Oh perfect. :] It's probably the best holiday ever. We can throw a huge party for it.

Allllso, I think you should come say hi to Erik in my birthday thread... Please! :]
http://absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=778982
Yeah. Well, there and Texas, anyway. In fact, she lived in DC for a little while, too, but not for too long.

Haha.
Yeah.. my mom cheers everytime she gets carded....
Pics plz.

[Mxbaby511]

Just yesterday, someone called my house and I didn't answer. They left a message.. The message was them singing the song Thunder by boys like girls... I didn't know whether to take it as a compliment or to be completely freaked out. Only a few people sing to me, but only two sing that particular song.. It was weird.. But somewhat flattering to know that Ill always be someone's thunder :]

[DaveZeroZero]

Just yesterday, someone called my house and I didn't answer. They left a message.. The message was them singing the song Thunder by boys like girls... I didn't know whether to take it as a compliment or to be completely freaked out. Only a few people sing to me, but only two sing that particular song.. It was weird.. But somewhat flattering to know that Ill always be someone's thunder :]
You stole my thunder.

[mynameisX]

This guy who used to creep on me in high school started sending me pictures of him and his girlfriend kissing.....

[kaycey]

This guy who used to creep on me in high school started sending me pictures of him and his girlfriend kissing.....
send him pictures of you and your bf fucking, that should get him to stop.
j/k

[mynameisX]

send him pictures of you and your bf fucking, that should get him to stop.
j/k

Lol, brillaint!

[Mxbaby511]

You stole my thunder.


Im sorry, Dave. How can I repay you?? haha.

[DaveZeroZero]

Im sorry, Dave. How can I repay you?? haha.
Oh, it was a joke about the song Thunder.

But a beej would always be nice.

[Mxbaby511]

Oh, it was a joke about the song Thunder.

But a beej would always be nice.



Richmond, me and you, right now.

[raychull]

I just found out that there are two, possibly three sexual predators in my neighborhood.

How pleasant.

[argg_xo]

viva la creeps!

[googirl8907]

There are two guys in my Interpersonal Communication class that are constantly staring at me from across the room. It's kinda creepy.

[argg_xo]

definitely creepy! i was at the grocery store this evening and the same guy said hi to me 3 times. i didn't realize it was the same guy until the last time. :shrug:

[googirl8907]

haha That's really weird and creepy.

[samsara]

I found out that most of the sex offenders live near main street.

[raychull]

definitely creepy! i was at the grocery store this evening and the same guy said hi to me 3 times. i didn't realize it was the same guy until the last time. :shrug:

that happened to me too. =(. I try to avoid shopping there.

[argg_xo]

stay away from main street.

[samsara]

Well its a small city....

eek! and there are 2 more that live really close.

[argg_xo]

that happened to me too. =(. I try to avoid shopping there.
i just ran in to get some milk and other stuff! i wasn't paying attention and then realized it was the same dude everytime!
Well its a small city....

eek! and there are 2 more that live really close.
yikes!! well, don't spend too much time around main street :shrug:

[HelpMeSleep]

okay I have a creeps mcgee story!

[argg_xo]

Tell It Mandi!

[argg_xo]

eff that caps bullshit!!!

[googirl8907]

It better be good Mandi!

[samsara]

yikes!! well, don't spend too much time around main street :shrug:

yeah and not spending much time around creepy mexican guys. or mean old white men.

[HelpMeSleep]

whoa there, my IP got blocked again. wtf. but it's okay, I was watching That 70's Show.

so I was talking to this guy my friend works with who's really good with computers because my best friend's ex did some fucking weird creeper thing to my computer when we were talking on ichat. a few months ago, he made me share screens with him and then I was like "okay, I'm gonna go shower, later" and I turned off the screen share thing. and somehow he could still see my screen and control my computer. so he turned my photobooth on so he could see my webcam while I was getting undressed and I had no idea. and then like four months later, after I called him out on some shit he tried to pull with my best friend, he's going off on what a disgusting whore she is and he tells me I'm fucked up and rude and he's like "oh yeah, and I've seen you naked" and he tells me what he did. what a fucking perv.

[googirl8907]

That's f-ing creepy.

[thesafeword]

He must be really good with computers.

[samsara]

whoa there, my IP got blocked again. wtf. but it's okay, I was watching That 70's Show.

so I was talking to this guy my friend works with who's really good with computers because my best friend's ex did some fucking weird creeper thing to my computer when we were talking on ichat. a few months ago, he made me share screens with him and then I was like "okay, I'm gonna go shower, later" and I turned off the screen share thing. and somehow he could still see my screen and control my computer. so he turned my photobooth on so he could see my webcam while I was getting undressed and I had no idea. and then like four months later, after I called him out on some shit he tried to pull with my best friend, he's going off on what a disgusting whore she is and he tells me I'm fucked up and rude and he's like "oh yeah, and I've seen you naked" and he tells me what he did. what a fucking perv.


I would seriously find him and punch him in his nads then take a baseball bat to his kneecaps.
Thats just me.

[HelpMeSleep]

yeah, the guy I was talking to tonight is hella good with computers and he said that the creep guy might be able to do it again so he was trying to help me out. he told me that if the guy ever got on my computer again to let him know so that he'd fuck up his computer.

[argg_xo]

whoa there, my IP got blocked again. wtf. but it's okay, I was watching That 70's Show.

so I was talking to this guy my friend works with who's really good with computers because my best friend's ex did some fucking weird creeper thing to my computer when we were talking on ichat. a few months ago, he made me share screens with him and then I was like "okay, I'm gonna go shower, later" and I turned off the screen share thing. and somehow he could still see my screen and control my computer. so he turned my photobooth on so he could see my webcam while I was getting undressed and I had no idea. and then like four months later, after I called him out on some shit he tried to pull with my best friend, he's going off on what a disgusting whore she is and he tells me I'm fucked up and rude and he's like "oh yeah, and I've seen you naked" and he tells me what he did. what a fucking perv.
holy cow mandi. that is really really fuckin creepy! i seriously am scared to use a computer now, even though i don't have a sweet mac like you. that's honestly the creepiest thing i've ever heard! let's fill an ugly betsey purse with bricks and beat him with it.

[HelpMeSleep]

holy cow mandi. that is really really fuckin creepy! i seriously am scared to use a computer now, even though i don't have a sweet mac like you. that's honestly the creepiest thing i've ever heard! let's fill an ugly betsey purse with bricks and beat him with it.
I know, right? the whole thing's seriously messed up. and I like that idea! let's do it!

[BJW7191]

whoa there, my IP got blocked again. wtf. but it's okay, I was watching That 70's Show.

so I was talking to this guy my friend works with who's really good with computers because my best friend's ex did some fucking weird creeper thing to my computer when we were talking on ichat. a few months ago, he made me share screens with him and then I was like "okay, I'm gonna go shower, later" and I turned off the screen share thing. and somehow he could still see my screen and control my computer. so he turned my photobooth on so he could see my webcam while I was getting undressed and I had no idea. and then like four months later, after I called him out on some shit he tried to pull with my best friend, he's going off on what a disgusting whore she is and he tells me I'm fucked up and rude and he's like "oh yeah, and I've seen you naked" and he tells me what he did. what a fucking perv.


link?


/jokingly creep

[HelpMeSleep]

link?


/jokingly creep
haha. luckily there is none.

creep. :-p

[BJW7191]

you love me anyway

[HelpMeSleep]

quite true.

[BJW7191]

this makes me :)

[JJJ]

I am a creep. Oh well.

[BJW7191]

oh me too... dont worry


except im not that much a creep

i have creepicidal tendencies

[argg_xo]

I am a creep. Oh well.
you are a creep. oh and the vegas trip has been moved to chicago since no one can afford vegas :-(

[argg_xo]

i thought a creepy guy at 7-11 asked me how my baby was and then i realized he was asking how my day was.

[takemyhand]

Bumping this because I just got the creepiest myspace message ever, this is from a guy with no myspace friends (besides Tom Anderson), I can't tell by his one picture but it looks like he is mexican with long gerry curls, and it says he's 37 and from MI.
The message says:

"Subject: hi
Body: hi very nice pic.i am looking for massage 150 for 1 h thank you"

hahahahahahaha. Did he really ask for a massage? hahahaha

[SonEric84]

Bumping this because I just got the creepiest myspace message ever, this is from a guy with no myspace friends (besides Tom Anderson), I can't tell by his one picture but it looks like he is mexican with long gerry curls, and it says he's 37 and from MI.
The message says:

"Subject: hi
Body: hi very nice pic.i am looking for massage 150 for 1 h thank you"

hahahahahahaha. Did he really ask for a massage? hahahaha




hahahaha Wow, that is sad and hilarious.

[takemyhand]

hahahaha Wow, that is sad and hilarious.

hahaha I know

[argg_xo]

Bumping this because I just got the creepiest myspace message ever, this is from a guy with no myspace friends (besides Tom Anderson), I can't tell by his one picture but it looks like he is mexican with long gerry curls, and it says he's 37 and from MI.
The message says:

"Subject: hi
Body: hi very nice pic.i am looking for massage 150 for 1 h thank you"

hahahahahahaha. Did he really ask for a massage? hahahaha
best. bump. ever.


i wouldn't expect any less from creeps in MI.

[phil19]

my gf told me the other day while she was at work i guy came into her store, she works in retail, and was standing in the corner and kept looking at her. one of her coworkers then noticed the guy was jacking off!

[SonEric84]

hahaha I know



Well, creeps need love too...and apparently they're smart enough to know they need to pay for it!

[bung]

What's the difference between flattery and coming off as a creep?

Like.. in American Beauty the dude burns the girl's name in the lawn and she totally goes for it. That, to me, seems like it would be ultra creepy, yet now something as simple as looking at a girl from across the room is creepy? WTF am I missing?

[takemyhand]

Well, creeps need love too...and apparently they're smart enough to know they need to pay for it!

hey! 150 and hour for a message.. hmm, well, I am broke.

hahaha jk.