The Official Creeps McGee Thread.

[argg_xo]

Please share your stories of creepes mcgees here. or if you have ever been a creeper yourself mandi, please retell your adventures also. you can also ask for official advice if creeps are taking over your personal life. happy 3k to me!!

[JJJ]

What a 3k post

[argg_xo]

i told you it was going to awesome.

[HelpMeSleep]

hahaha awww. I wanted to be first. I fail. :-(
but at least it wasn't dave.

this is going to be the best thread ever. but I have to go to stupid work. :bluesad:

[kwsqd]

mandi has stalked me

[argg_xo]

tell creeps stories!!!! don't let me down!!

[HelpMeSleep]

oh and happpy 3k chelsea!!!!!!!!!!!! the best AP bff ever!!!!!!!!!!
:party:

[argg_xo]

oh and happpy 3k chelsea!!!!!!!!!!!! the best AP bff ever!!!!!!!!!!
:party:
thank you mandi!!!!! i heart you AP bff!

[HelpMeSleep]

yes, ken, please tell of how I stalked you. don't let chelsea down.

okay, I'm going to be late for work... bye! :wave:

[JJJ]

Mandi can't have that 1 number one spot cuz I'm on it !

[JJJ]

I have a Creeps Mcgee story, this girl that I did back in the day, has a 33 year old boyfriend now, and she thinks she is soo fucken cool. So everytime I see her I ask how Creeps Mcgee is and she gets upset.

[googirl8907]

Do you really want creeper stories? If you do, I have a few.

Happy 3k.

[argg_xo]

thank you!!!!! and yes, please share your stories, this is what the thread is for!

[googirl8907]

haha Okay. There was this guy in my sophomore English class that I would talk to occasionally. I guess he must have misinterpreted me being friendly for me liking him. So one day he gave me a letter randomly and ran off to his next class. The note was about how he liked me and asking me out to the aquarium with his friends. It was so creepy. My friends wouldn't let it go for a long time.

[JJJ]

I bet girls think I'm a creeper, because I have a good memory.

I've totally done the whole seen a cute girl at a party and been like " oh hey, you were in my american lit class last year." and them just stare and be like "uhhh I don't remember you"

definitely looks Creeps Mcgee status.

[googirl8907]

I bet girls think I'm a creeper, because I have a good memory.

I've totally done the whole seen a cute girl at a party and been like " oh hey, you were in my american lit class last year." and them just stare and be like "uhhh I don't remember you"

definitely looks Creeps Mcgee status.
haha that can be a little creepy.

[JJJ]

haha that can be a little creepy.

I have no idea why it is though. Just because I can remember people in my class makes me a creeper?
totally lameee

[brandnew=love]

Please share your stories of creepes mcgees here. or if you have ever been a creeper yourself mandi, please retell your adventures also. you can also ask for official advice if creeps are taking over your personal life. happy 3k to me!!
ahhh awesome! congrats on the 3k!
haha Okay. There was this guy in my sophomore English class that I would talk to occasionally. I guess he must have misinterpreted me being friendly for me liking him. So one day he gave me a letter randomly and ran off to his next class. The note was about how he liked me and asking me out to the aquarium with his friends. It was so creepy. My friends wouldn't let it go for a long time.
hahaha omgsh! this made me lol...
I bet girls think I'm a creeper, because I have a good memory.

I've totally done the whole seen a cute girl at a party and been like " oh hey, you were in my american lit class last year." and them just stare and be like "uhhh I don't remember you"

definitely looks Creeps Mcgee status.
aww :( that's so sad...

[googirl8907]

I have no idea why it is though. Just because I can remember people in my class makes me a creeper?
totally lameee
Well it depends how big was the class was.

[brandnew=love]

my ex is such a creeps mcgee... we haven't been together for like a year, but she'll still go and read my comments on myspace, leave me messages and comments, and calls me at 2 am...

[googirl8907]

ahhh awesome! congrats on the 3k!

hahaha omgsh! this made me lol...

aww :( that's so sad...
I ALWAYS attract the creepers.

[brandnew=love]

I ALWAYS attract the creepers.
lol moar stories, please?

[JJJ]

Well it depends how big was the class was.

Well it was highschool, so class or 30-35..

my ex is such a creeps mcgee... we haven't been together for like a year, but she'll still go and read my comments on myspace, leave me messages and comments, and call me at 2 am...

ahahaha Lurking your shit?
My ex did that shit all the time

We used to get in fights over that. Because she would see that a girl left me a comment, that was no big deal, but because it had smileys or "seeemed" flirty, she assumed I would do something.

[googirl8907]

lol moar stories, please?
I was going to the mall to meet my ex-boyfriend and his friend one day. They weren't there yet so I was waiting in the food court for them. I was standing around waiting for them and this random guy come up to me and asks me the time. I tell him what it was. Then he goes on to tell me how pretty he thinks I am and stuff like that. He even asked what I thought about him. Turns out my ex and his friend were watching what was going on because he called me and asked "Who's the fat kid?" I look over and my ex is standing like 10 feet away laughing at me. They laughed about it for the whole day. :-/

[googirl8907]

Well it was highschool, so class or 30-35..



ahahaha Lurking your shit?
My ex did that shit all the time

We used to get in fights over that. Because she would see that a girl left me a comment, that was no big deal, but because it had smileys or "seeemed" flirty, she assumed I would do something.
Well that's not creepy. I thought you meant like a big lecture class.

[brandnew=love]

ahahaha Lurking your shit?
My ex did that shit all the time

We used to get in fights over that. Because she would see that a girl left me a comment, that was no big deal, but because it had smileys or "seeemed" flirty, she assumed I would do something.
lol atleast someone knows what I'm going though...
I even have my comments hidden haha... and she still does... and we haven't been together for a year and it still hasn't stopped. but yeah, back when I was with her she'd always get mad about smileys or flirty things... how long were you with your ex?

[googirl8907]

lol atleast someone knows what I'm going though...
I even have my comments hidden haha... and she still does... and we haven't been together for a year and it still hasn't stopped. but yeah, back when I was with her she'd always get mad about smileys or flirty things... how long were you with your ex?
haha now i want to leave you flirty comments on myspace to see what she will say.

[JJJ]

Well that's not creepy. I thought you meant like a big lecture class.

Ahhh ok good, it seemed like a was a creeper to her though. darn.

lol atleast someone knows what I'm going though...
I even have my comments hidden haha... and she still does... and we haven't been together for a year and it still hasn't stopped. but yeah, back when I was with her she'd always get mad about smileys or flirty things... how long were you with your ex?

Lol mine are hidden too, sooo lame. Like really? it's fucken myspace and it's a fucken comment lol
We were together for almost a year, on and off towards the end though.

[brandnew=love]

haha now i want to leave you flirty comments on myspace to see what she will say.
I wouldn't argue! ;-) But I stopped talking to her at all... I'd bet she'd leave angry comments though... not like I'd reply.
Lol mine are hidden too, sooo lame. Like really? it's fucken myspace and it's a fucken comment lol
We were together for almost a year, on and off towards the end though.
hahaha it's really stupid! people take myspace too seriously now... like my friends always used to complain about my top.
aww I'm sorry.

[JJJ]

hahaha it's really stupid! people take myspace too seriously now... like my friends always used to complain about my top.
aww I'm sorry.

ahahah really stupid. Myspace ruins lives man, don't you know?

[googirl8907]

I wouldn't argue! ;-) But I stopped talking to her at all... I'd bet she'd leave angry comments though... not like I'd reply.

hahaha it's really stupid! people take myspace too seriously now... like my friends always used to complain about my top.
aww I'm sorry.
lol

Yeah I don't talk to my exes very much but one still have me in his top friends which I think is a little weird.

[brandnew=love]

ahahah really stupid. Myspace ruins lives man, don't you know?
qtf... couldn't agree moar! so how long ago did you and your ex break up?
lol

Yeah I don't talk to my exes very much but one still have me in his top friends which I think is a little weird.
haha he still loves you! cute! :-) how long were you with him? you should put him in yours...

[argg_xo]

yes!!!!!!!!! the guy that is the original creeps mcgee to my friend and i always offered us skittles in our anatomy class. he was sooo damn creepy! and then there was a guy we nicknamed combover because he had one, he never talked to us but would leave us myspace comments that were basically short stories and then started trash talking us when he found out we called him combover.

[JJJ]

qtf... couldn't agree moar! so how long ago did you and your ex break up?


lol hella ! LIke 3 months ago, but she is fucken confusing as shit. I'm kinda over it now.

[brandnew=love]

yes!!!!!!!!! the guy that is the original creeps mcgee to my friend and i always offered us skittles in our anatomy class. he was sooo damn creepy! and then there was a guy we nicknamed combover because he had one, he never talked to us but would leave us myspace comments that were basically short stories and then started trash talking us when he found out we called him combover.
lol why skittles? they probably had like date rape drugs in them... that's really creepy! hahaha the second story made me laugh!
lol hella ! LIke 3 months ago, but she is fucken confusing as shit. I'm kinda over it now.
aww sorry! but meh, when someone is so possessive it's best to move on.

[googirl8907]

qtf... couldn't agree moar! so how long ago did you and your ex break up?

haha he still loves you! cute! :-) how long were you with him? you should put him in yours...
He never loved me. We were together for like a month. I had him in mine for a while but I haven't seen or talked to him since last winter break and we go to the same school.

[brandnew=love]

He never loved me. We were together for like a month. I had him in mine for a while but I haven't seen or talked to him since last winter break and we go to the same school.
Aww, I'm sorry! :-( Meh guys can be real jerks...

[googirl8907]

Aww, I'm sorry! :-( Meh guys can be real jerks...
This is the one who dumped me over the phone....twice.

[brandnew=love]

This is the one who dumped me over the phone....twice.
I'm sorry... I really don't get how he could have you in his top then... seriously sounds like an ass.

[googirl8907]

I'm sorry... I really don't get how he could have you in his top then... seriously sounds like an ass.
I think it's his top 2o. I don't think he has me there anymore but I was on there for a long time which I found really weird.

[brandnew=love]

I think it's his top 20. I don't think he has me there anymore but I was on there for a long time which I found really weird.
lol that really is odd... he sounds like a creeper... or just a jerk...

[googirl8907]

lol that really is odd... he sounds like a creeper... or just a jerk...
Yes to both.

[brandnew=love]

Yes to both.
You'll find someone better...

[googirl8907]

You'll find someone better...
Duh. Almost anyone would be better than that. :-)

[brandnew=love]

Duh. Almost anyone would be better than that. :-)
ZING! lol that's probably very true... well you'll find a great guy!

[djUbilla]

I bet girls think I'm a creeper, because I have a good memory.

I've totally done the whole seen a cute girl at a party and been like " oh hey, you were in my american lit class last year." and them just stare and be like "uhhh I don't remember you"

definitely looks Creeps Mcgee status.This happens to me all the time. I used to get frustrated until I figured out I have a killer memory when it comes to names and faces.

[argg_xo]

moar creeps plz.

[googirl8907]

That's all I can think of for now. Someone else should share their stories.

[brandnew=love]

I just remembered this from last year! I went to wal mart... and I was just walking around and I stopped at some asile and I look over and there's this girl looking at me and she smiles... so I was like............ right? and I keep walking... and I stop somewhere else and she's standing alittle far away and she's still looking at me... and needless she followed me to the register... that was kinda weird.

[argg_xo]

i was sorta a creeps mcgee last summer when i went to my friends cabin up north. it was 3 girls and 1 dude went with us. we got to the cabin after it was dark so it was hard to see everything around us so the next morning i woke up and went outside before everyone else was awake. i was just walking around looking at chipmunks and wilderness and i guess my friends heard me but couldn't find me so they were freaking out and i popped in the window and scared them. that was kinda creepy :shrug:

[brandnew=love]

i was sorta a creeps mcgee last summer when i went to my friends cabin up north. it was 3 girls and 1 dude went with us. we got to the cabin after it was dark so it was hard to see everything around us so the next morning i woke up and went outside before everyone else was awake. i was just walking around looking at chipmunks and wilderness and i guess my friends heard me but couldn't find me so they were freaking out and i popped in the window and scared them. that was kinda creepy :shrug:
lol that's creepy! (: but like cute creepy? haha...

[argg_xo]

lol that's creepy! (: but like cute creepy? haha...
yeah, definitly not a 5 on the creeps mcgee scale!

[bung]

One time, in sixth grade, this Hispanic girl had this huge thing for me. I used to always catch her staring at me with those eyes (you know what I'm talking about). She used to always try to get into my group whenever we were doing something in class, or she would sit relatively close to me at lunch and stare at me from a distance. Needless to say, she was a dog.

Her friends came up to me giggling one day and did the whole "She-likes-you-do-you-like-her" routine. I said something along the lines of, "Uh, no. She probably has lice."

Next thing I know, later in the day, I'm getting called to the principal's office. The principal (who was a woman and a bit of a cunt) proceeded to tell me how anyone can get lice and it's nothing to be ashamed of, so you shouldn't make fun of people for it. Apparently the girl actually did have lice, and I just so happened, by chance, to insult her that way! It was marvelous!

[brandnew=love]

yeah, definitly not a 5 on the creeps mcgee scale!
lol I'd give it a 1.

well need moar creeps mcgee stories! ):

[HelpMeSleep]

this thread needs more mandi.

[argg_xo]

this thread needs more mandi.
QFT!!!!!!!!!!!! especially since i gave you a shout out in the original post!

[HelpMeSleep]

QFT!!!!!!!!!!!! especially since i gave you a shout out in the original post!
yayyyyyy! you're back! I was all sadface over here when I saw you were off!

[argg_xo]

yayyyyyy! you're back! I was all sadface over here when I saw you were off!
i was chillin with my neice but she's asleep now, so yeaahhh!!!!! i'm back.

[HelpMeSleep]

I bet girls think I'm a creeper, because I have a good memory.

I've totally done the whole seen a cute girl at a party and been like " oh hey, you were in my american lit class last year." and them just stare and be like "uhhh I don't remember you"

definitely looks Creeps Mcgee status.
I don't think that's creepy though. I always do that. and I always remember things people have said and they're surprised. and it's like "oh sorry, I listen when you talk, my bad".

I also just know who everyone is. like kids in my little brothers and sisters' grades and pretty much everyone who graduated in my class in high school, unless they were the type of person who no one knew who they were, and I went to a big school.

[updownleftright]

for everyone talking about how their ex's/girlfriends get insecure about facebook comments and whatnot, you should just block them. that's what i did. if they pitch a fit, just say you're doing it for the both of us, not just me. ;-)

i'm friends with this one girl now but she liked to follow me around campus and stuff, all stalker-like. she knew my schedule and everything, then she started leaving me notes with things like 'i can see you now'. haha. the even weirder part about it all was she would tell me this stuff, so.. wish i could say this was only the first time it's happed to me. i guess it's kinda flattering, meh.

[HelpMeSleep]

i was chillin with my neice but she's asleep now, so yeaahhh!!!!! i'm back.
awesome!! this just made my day, your reappearing here! lol. I need to go skim the first page of this because I was reminded of a great creeps mcgee in my life and I already forgot him! I need to remember!

[HelpMeSleep]

for everyone talking about how their ex's/girlfriends get insecure about facebook comments and whatnot, you should just block them. that's what i did. if they pitch a fit, just say you're doing it for the both of us, not just me. ;-)

i'm friends with this one girl now but she liked to follow me around campus and stuff, all stalker-like. she knew my schedule and everything, then she started leaving me notes with things like 'i can see you now'. haha. the even weirder part about it all was she would tell me this stuff, so.. wish i could say this was only the first time it's happed to me. i guess it's kinda flattering, meh.
that's actually pretty creepy with the notes and stuff.

my mom had a legit stalker at san diego state when she went there and she ended up coming back after one semester because of him.

[argg_xo]

i was kinda creeped out with myself when i woke up this morning because my dream last night involved the cute guy from my anatomy class....

[HelpMeSleep]

i was kinda creeped out with myself when i woke up this morning because my dream last night involved the cute guy from my anatomy class....
haha. but those dreams are so good. I was like in love with this guy, Andy, who I liked all this last year and all summer and one day I woke up to this dream about him, and it was pretty much the best dream ever. although, I dunno, I guess it depends.. what happened in the dream?

[argg_xo]

haha. but those dreams are so good. I was like in love with this guy, Andy, who I liked all this last year and all summer and one day I woke up to this dream about him, and it was pretty much the best dream ever. although, I dunno, I guess it depends.. what happened in the dream?
last night's dream involved me going to visit him at work, which turned out to be the stationary department at wal-mart (wtf). i was going to ask him if he was okay from the night before because something was chasing us and i got there and he was getting yelled at by his boss because he wasnt selling enough pens. so i asked him if he could let me sample some pens to take to work and his boss was all happy about it. then his girlfriend showed up-im not sure if he has a gf or not-and was like, "the girl that talks to my man is going to get fucked up and hung from a tree." i just laughed and paid for my pens and gave him the reciept with my phone number on it. i don't know why it made me feel like creepster but it did. maybe because i don't talk to him that much and then he shpws up in my dream....

[HelpMeSleep]

here's a real creeps mcgee on ap.net
http://absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=636012

edit: credit to greg (wroteurname) for telling me he found the creepiest thread ever and telling me about it :)

[pilot_light_out]

i was sorta a creeps mcgee last summer when i went to my friends cabin up north. it was 3 girls and 1 dude went with us. we got to the cabin after it was dark so it was hard to see everything around us so the next morning i woke up and went outside before everyone else was awake. i was just walking around looking at chipmunks and wilderness and i guess my friends heard me but couldn't find me so they were freaking out and i popped in the window and scared them. that was kinda creepy :shrug:

:thumbup:

[mattmatumbo]

haha, mani's a creeper. hmm, creepers are great at parties, they make you look less retarded.

[pilot_light_out]

^ ha ha

[DilesMavis]

I had no idea who this guy was, nor have I ever seen/met/talked to him in my life. We were both freshman. But he'd go to all of my games (he would just sit and watch me), call my name out in the halls (how he got it, no idea. I was new that year), wave to me, follow me, smile at me, point at me, it was just ...really strange. Even when I had a boyfriend. He kept it up for a long time. Until my junior year. Now he's the homecoming king and he has a girlfriend. Sometimes I'll smile at him. Just for nostalgic reasons. Or he'd hold the door for me when we come into school at the same time in the mornings.

[victoriasdf]

my former art teacher used to look down girls shirts when he was "checking" their work. also he had like a wife, 1 kid, and 2 supposed girlfriends. he wrote love notes in class and was just a real creeper.

[argg_xo]

here's a real creeps mcgee on ap.net
http://absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=636012

ohhhhh shit! the OP in that thread is 5 on the creeps mcgee scale!

[immorehxcthanu]

I had a 30 something year old guy hitting on me AND my sister(she is clearly underage) at a show last week. *shudder*

[HelpMeSleep]

ohhhhh shit! the OP in that thread is 5 on the creeps mcgee scale!
isn't he? I read the first two pages and then took the easy way out and looked at the post counts and found the girl it was about and went directly to her two posts. epic disappointment. someone should creep on me, I'd handle it in a more interesting manner.

[caress me down]

one time this guy i was kind of friends with had his arm around me and kissed my shoulder in front of his girlfriend. and i had a boyfriend. not really creepy, just weird

[nonamesleft]

I'm pretty sure (I'm actually convinced) that I win for having the most creepers (internet and in real life).

[HelpMeSleep]

I'm pretty sure (I'm actually convinced) that I win for having the most creepers (internet and in real life).
tell us then.

[BJW7191]

i worked at a daycamp during the summer a few years ago... well one of the people i worked with was an absolutely hideous excuse of a female. i also worked with my sister. well this ugo:ugo: chick was always talking about how she was going out with her friends bc her "boyfriend" had broken up with her so she needed to just let go and go wild. she was always talking about it and all this shit. she would follow me like my shadow and always like give me wierd stares and just a weird person. she ended up telling my sister how she used to like me alot and thought i was hott and wanted to date me. i had known this chick for 3 weeks when she said this. she ended up quitting a week after my sister mentioned i was seeing someone at the time.

three years later, this bitch found me on facebook and we have NO mutual friends.


CREEPZILLA

[googirl8907]

I'm pretty sure (I'm actually convinced) that I win for having the most creepers (internet and in real life).
I know you have good stories Heather. You should share them.

[nonamesleft]

I know you have good stories Heather. You should share them.

I have SO many creep stories, I'm glad you could back me up on this 'cause I don't know if anyone believes me. I got more from Friday. So many more, hahaha. I don't even know how they happen.

[googirl8907]

I have SO many creep stories, I'm glad you could back me up on this 'cause I don't know if anyone believes me. I got more from Friday. So many more, hahaha. I don't even know how they happen.
Creeper stories are one on the MANY things we have in common. haha Do tell about Friday.

[hockeycoshow1]

I bet girls think I'm a creeper, because I have a good memory.

I've totally done the whole seen a cute girl at a party and been like " oh hey, you were in my american lit class last year." and them just stare and be like "uhhh I don't remember you"

definitely looks Creeps Mcgee status.
I have the same problem I remember everything.

[nonamesleft]

Creeper stories are one on the MANY things we have in common. haha Do tell about Friday.

Okay.
Well, we have boy A, who would not stop calling/texting me. He told me he just wants to be my best friend and to see me on the daily. Pretty casual.
Then there's boy B, who was stading beside me for Flip Cup and boy C who noticed boy B looking down my shirt said "Dude, did you just look down Heather's shirt?" and boy B didn't even deny it, he's like "..Yep". At least he's honest.
Boy C, who is a pretty big dude (keep in mind, I'm 5'2") kept lifting me up and asked "What would you do if I kissed you right now?" (We were chilling with a buncha people and boy C's roomie, who's a friend of mine, was like "So, guys, how many times has boy C creeped on Heather tonight?" Hilarious.
Then there's D and E who just decided to follow me around the whole night/asking me what I was doing/where I was going/Do I have a number/etc. Rude.
Then there's F who just wanted to know what my nationality was. He would NOT stop asking. He was 28. Illegal.
And this is getting to be a lot, so I'll just stop there, lol.

[caress me down]

Okay.
Well, we have boy A, who would not stop calling/texting me. He told me he just wants to be my best friend and to see me on the daily. Pretty casual.
Then there's boy B, who was stading beside me for Flip Cup and boy C who noticed boy B looking down my shirt said "Dude, did you just look down Heather's shirt?" and boy B didn't even deny it, he's like "..Yep". At least he's honest.
Boy C, who is a pretty big dude (keep in mind, I'm 5'2") kept lifting me up and asked "What would you do if I kissed you right now?" (We were chilling with a buncha people and boy C's roomie, who's a friend of mine, was like "So, guys, how many times has boy C creeped on Heather tonight?" Hilarious.
Then there's D and E who just decided to follow me around the whole night/asking me what I was doing/where I was going/Do I have a number/etc. Rude.
Then there's F who just wanted to know what my nationality was. He would NOT stop asking. He was 28. Illegal.
And this is getting to be a lot, so I'll just stop there, lol.
i have the same. this random kid texts me EVERYDAY at fucking 3 in the morning starting the most akward conversations

[.invisible ink.]

i had a total internet creeper/stalker once a long long time ago. The dude lived in Germany and found out my phone # and address and would call me all the time trying to get me to invite him to come visit and then sent me like a $300+ bouquet of flowers. Needless to say I was extremely creeped out and couldn't even enjoy the fact that I received such beautiful flowers because it was from this complete weirdo. I ended up taking them into my office and giving them away so I didn't have to look at them.

[googirl8907]

Okay.
Well, we have boy A, who would not stop calling/texting me. He told me he just wants to be my best friend and to see me on the daily. Pretty casual.
Then there's boy B, who was stading beside me for Flip Cup and boy C who noticed boy B looking down my shirt said "Dude, did you just look down Heather's shirt?" and boy B didn't even deny it, he's like "..Yep". At least he's honest.
Boy C, who is a pretty big dude (keep in mind, I'm 5'2") kept lifting me up and asked "What would you do if I kissed you right now?" (We were chilling with a buncha people and boy C's roomie, who's a friend of mine, was like "So, guys, how many times has boy C creeped on Heather tonight?" Hilarious.
Then there's D and E who just decided to follow me around the whole night/asking me what I was doing/where I was going/Do I have a number/etc. Rude.
Then there's F who just wanted to know what my nationality was. He would NOT stop asking. He was 28. Illegal.
And this is getting to be a lot, so I'll just stop there, lol.
haha I definitely think you win.

[raychull]

I used to have a chatango account, because of a message board I was on, and this "kid" who lives four miles from me (it says how far away the person is from you), kept messaging me. And after I lied at the time, and told him I had a boyfriend, and told him I didn't want to talk to him, I blocked him. He then proceeded, over the next two days, to get four of his friends to message me, make a NEW account and message me on it, AND find me on myspace.

[HelpMeSleep]

CHELSEA!! I went out to dinner with my family tonight and my sister spilled her sprite all over my new betseyville bag!!!

[bung]

CHELSEA!! I went out to dinner with my family tonight and my sister spilled her sprite all over my new betseyville bag!!!

Pwned.

[HelpMeSleep]

Pwned.
:bluesad:

[nonamesleft]

haha I definitely think you win.

Thank you! I knew you would appreesh those stories.

[raychull]

Okay.
Then there's D and E who just decided to follow me around the whole night/asking me what I was doing/where I was going/Do I have a number/etc. Rude.



There is this kid at school who does that to everything with a vagina. it's obnoxious. and he assumes that any girl that actually talks to him, likes him.

[smithariko]

i ride the bus to get to school. one time as i was getting on, this black man in his mid 40's got off. as he passed, he asked me if i was a model. it didn't really bother me but... we got to the next stop and the man got on the bus and sat next to me. he told me again that i was beautiful, and then he asked me if i was married and had children. i was insulted. when i told him, "no, i'm 18," he asked me if was homecoming queen and then asked me to the movies. i obviously told him no, and he got off the bus.

oh, and he was missing three teeth.

[argg_xo]

last year my best friend and i went to see hellogoodbye for our birthdays and we were standing outside on the smoking patio and a security guard came up and started talking to us. we had been comparing our sweet dance moves with another group of people and the security guard was like, "yous a mad beautiful lady!" and kinda just creeped there for a minute. he was creeping by us everytime we turned around all night.

[googirl8907]

Thank you! I knew you would appreesh those stories.
You're like only person I know that gets creeped on more than me. haha

[HelpMeSleep]

last year my best friend and i went to see hellogoodbye for our birthdays and we were standing outside on the smoking patio and a security guard came up and started talking to us. we had been comparing our sweet dance moves with another group of people and the security guard was like, "yous a mad beautiful lady!" and kinda just creeped there for a minute. he was creeping by us everytime we turned around all night.
yous a mad beautiful lady!

[HelpMeSleep]

that was necessary.

[argg_xo]

HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA! thank you mandi! yous a mad beautiful lady too!

[HelpMeSleep]

hahaha. thanks! this reminds me of when my friend and I were parking at warped tour in marysville and we had the windows in the bug down and one of the parking lot direction guys yelled DAMN YOU FINE! lol.

[argg_xo]

hahaha! i love when people yell random stuff like that! my friend and i were walking into the mall once and we walked past this dude and he was like, "i like yo style ladies."

[HelpMeSleep]

ahahaha.
I like yo style ladies.

[HelpMeSleep]

I'm going to get myself BANT from this thread for these colors :( I need to stop lol.

[argg_xo]

i also have the nickname "bambi" because this fat creeper with a missing tooth kept telling me he needed to "fuck some fat bitches" at this house party. i was like, sorry, i'm not qualified as a fat bitch and he kept calling me bambi for some reason.

[HelpMeSleep]

hahah. bambi because you're not a fat bitch? who even says they want to fuck some fat bitches really?

[argg_xo]

lolzzzzzz. i don't know why he kept calling me bambi! he told me i smelled nice and he needed to fuck a fat bitch. thankfully i was rescued and left the party.

[HelpMeSleep]

oh, I like this creeper... I was going to the cobra show in february and I'd decided I wanted to be hardcore and wait outside the club for hours so I drove up there early alone and my friends took the train and met me there. I ended up parking in this parking garage and couldn't figure out what I was supposed to do as far as paying so I went to this little tire store inside the garage and asked. this one guy like follows me out of the store into the empty garage and asks what show I'm going to.

and then as I'm walking away he calls me back and tells me I'm beautiful and asks how old I am. and I have this little debate in my head about whether or not I should lie and say I'm a minor and I end up just telling him the truth, that I was 18. and he's like "damn, that's a shame... but at least I wouldn't have to go to jail." and I was just like BYE!

[HelpMeSleep]

hahaha ewww what a creeper. that's lucky you got rescued though, although he would have hopefully left you alone since you're not a fat bitch.

[argg_xo]

HAHAHA! i seriously LOL'd at that! this thread has 100 plus posts, i smell a success!

[BJW7191]

{in borat voice}

GREAT SUCCESS!!!... I LIKE!

[HelpMeSleep]

I haven't seen borat in a really long time.

this thread is a definite success though!! creeps mcgee is a winning topic! and yeah, I thought he was pretty high on the creeper scale. anyone who discusses their desire to fuck you to your face is a creeps mcgee. especially if they're a complete stranger and they're old and they're alone with you in a parking garage.

[argg_xo]

my favorite part of borat was when he found the pam anderson barbie at the yard sale. and yes i agree that it's extra creepy when they discuss how much they wanna tap that to your face. this one dude raul once told my friend kristen that he wanted to "eat her like a chicken pot pie." we all bought him chicken pot pies for christmas that year.

[.invisible ink.]

ooh, i forgot about my sorta creeps mcgee story. a few weeks ago i was driving down the road with my windows open blasting some music and a kinda fat bearded biker pulled up along side of me on his motorcycle at a stoplight and told me i was hot as hell and introduced himself, then proceeded to ask if i was married. when i told him that i had a boyfriend he got kinda sad but again told me how hot i was. I thanked him and then prayed for the light to change quickly.
It wasn't too creepy, but wow, totalllllly not my type.

[nonamesleft]

You're like only person I know that gets creeped on more than me. haha

I am SO honored! Thank you.

[googirl8907]

I am SO honored! Thank you.
I think you should get an award for it.

[nonamesleft]

I think you should get an award for it.

Fuck! Yeah, I totally sould.

[Lenny Hearts]

I hooked up with this girl at a party my friend was having
I just got a little drunk and made out with her and her friend who I had dated in highschool for all of 2.5 seconds
She than found out where I worked from my friend so she could come visit me
And not just visit me but bring me lubch cause I was working a double
Bad part was I didn't remember her name

[OdeToTheSun]

Does having a pic of a hot nurse from my local hospital on my cell creepy?
The damn thing was free game since they had her pic up on a bulletin board.

[Greg]

Does having a pic of a hot nurse from my local hospital on my cell creepy?
The damn thing was free game since they had her pic up on a bulletin board.
all 17 yr old boys are creepy. it's part of life.

[argg_xo]

mandi is a total creeper because she has multiple personalities via the internet.

[HelpMeSleep]

Does having a pic of a hot nurse from my local hospital on my cell creepy?
The damn thing was free game since they had her pic up on a bulletin board.
haha. it's a bit creeps. who's your avatar?!

mandi is a total creeper because she has multiple personalities via the internet.
this is true! I have many personalities via the internet. this is my brand new one! :nod:

cobra's on wednesday and I'm going to another show in the city tomorrow, so hopefully I encounter some creeps. actually, the guy I'm going to girl talk with tomorrow is my old manager who I liked my junior year of high school and I lost track of how old he is now, but him and his twin brother are total pedo creeps mcgees always going for the 16/17 year olds. I used to make fun of him so much when he was talking to randoms on myspace during work. haha. I miss him and the lolz he gave me. :-d

[Lenny Hearts]

wait Cobra Starship with Hit The Lights?

[HelpMeSleep]

wait Cobra Starship with Hit The Lights?
yeah and forever the sickest kids and sing it loud I think. why?

[OdeToTheSun]

haha. it's a bit creeps. who's your avatar?!
It's Sarah Lipstate. Don't really like the music she helps make and/or makes herself, but she is pretty hot.
How did you get your name changed, btw? I didn't even realize it was you.

[HelpMeSleep]

It's Sarah Lipstate. Don't really like the music she helps make and/or makes herself, but she is pretty hot.
How did you get your name changed, btw? I didn't even realize it was you.
I've never heard of her. she is pretty though. yup, it's me :) you can buy a name change for $3. you just go to "options for purchase", do it through paypal, and then you email jason and tell him what you want to change it to. :-)

[OdeToTheSun]

I've never heard of her. she is pretty though. yup, it's me :) you can buy a name change for $3. you just go to "options for purchase", do it through paypal, and then you email jason and tell him what you want to change it to. :-)
Psh, i'm too poor to do that.
I hate that paypal crap. At least when buying shirts anyway.

[HelpMeSleep]

Psh, i'm too poor to do that.
I hate that paypal crap. At least when buying shirts anyway.
I like paying with paypal because I don't have to grab my purse and take out my wallet and credit card and type in all my information because paypal always knows it. I'm lazy.

[OdeToTheSun]

I like paying with paypal because I don't have to grab my purse and take out my wallet and credit card and type in all my information because paypal always knows it. I'm lazy.
Damn you lazy people!
I really can't say crap cuz I am too

[HelpMeSleep]

Damn you lazy people!
I really can't say crap cuz I am too
haha. lazy people unite!

[OdeToTheSun]

haha. lazy people unite!
They should have a national organization for them. Don't know what the benefits would be though.

Yay for new friends! Now you don't need anymore. I think 51 is enough.

[HelpMeSleep]

They should have a national organization for them. Don't know what the benefits would be though.

Yay for new friends! Now you don't need anymore. I think 51 is enough.
yeah, I don't know either. it wouldn't exactly look good on resumes or anything. haha.

yay for new friends! haha. I really don't. what is this myspace? friend whore right here! :-d

[kwsqd]

zombie jesus creeps me out

[HelpMeSleep]

zombie jesus creeps me out
zombie jesus is a creeps mcgee.

[kwsqd]

you are zombie jesus

[HelpMeSleep]

:bluesad:

this is insulting. zombie jesus is a crazy whackjob from alaska.

[kwsqd]

I want to bang zombie jesus just kidding

[argg_xo]

haha. it's a bit creeps. who's your avatar?!


this is true! I have many personalities via the internet. this is my brand new one! :nod:

cobra's on wednesday and I'm going to another show in the city tomorrow, so hopefully I encounter some creeps. actually, the guy I'm going to girl talk with tomorrow is my old manager who I liked my junior year of high school and I lost track of how old he is now, but him and his twin brother are total pedo creeps mcgees always going for the 16/17 year olds. I used to make fun of him so much when he was talking to randoms on myspace during work. haha. I miss him and the lolz he gave me. :-d

i love how you openly admit that you're going to girl talk with some pedo creeps mcgees.

[HelpMeSleep]

i love how you openly admit that you're going to girl talk with some pedo creeps mcgees.
hahaa. a pedo creeps mcgee who I actually had a fat crush on junior year when I was 16 and he was like 20. he was actually talking about hawt 30 year olds on a cruise he went on and I was like KYLE, THAT'S A STEP IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION! and he loled.

anyway, I gained some new creeps stories. from him and the girl talk show. except I can't remember one right now. I need sleep. I get to be in the presence of the hottest man alive, gabe sexporta, tomorrow. I'm going to punch some little girls so I can be in front and touch him while he sings. actually, I'm more concerned about this red headed boy who's a foot taller than me and always seems to rape me at every cobra show in sf. he won't win this time, that stupid tall fucker.

[jimjam32]

i might be a creeper.
my girlfriend broke up with me friday, and i thought she liked this guy, so i drove by his huose yesterday (its on my way home, only 2 minutes out of the way)to see if her car was there

-- it wasnt


------later that night i got a call from her telling me she is dating him thuogh. i won't be driving by there again

[argg_xo]

hahaa. a pedo creeps mcgee who I actually had a fat crush on junior year when I was 16 and he was like 20. he was actually talking about hawt 30 year olds on a cruise he went on and I was like KYLE, THAT'S A STEP IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION! and he loled.

anyway, I gained some new creeps stories. from him and the girl talk show. except I can't remember one right now. I need sleep. I get to be in the presence of the hottest man alive, gabe sexporta, tomorrow. I'm going to punch some little girls so I can be in front and touch him while he sings. actually, I'm more concerned about this red headed boy who's a foot taller than me and always seems to rape me at every cobra show in sf. he won't win this time, that stupid tall fucker.

lolz! have fun at cobra tonight! don't get into fights with underaged children that result in you getting water thrown at you!!!!!!

[HelpMeSleep]

i might be a creeper.
my girlfriend broke up with me friday, and i thought she liked this guy, so i drove by his huose yesterday (its on my way home, only 2 minutes out of the way)to see if her car was there

-- it wasnt


------later that night i got a call from her telling me she is dating him thuogh. i won't be driving by there again
I always drive by my ex's house randomly. but we have all confirmed that I am indeed a creeper.

lolz! have fun at cobra tonight! don't get into fights with underaged children that result in you getting water thrown at you!!!!!!
hahaha. thanks, chels!! I definitely will try to avoid that!!

[argg_xo]

mandi, tell me the creeps story you said you were going to tell me earlier!

[4N6 science]

I got the best Creeps Mcgee story ever. I saw them in the haunted cave I just went into!

[argg_xo]

TELL ME!!!! i went to a haunted cave tonight too! it was called tj maxx!

[4N6 science]

TELL ME!!!! i went to a haunted cave tonight too! it was called tj maxx!


Well the scariest part was when a guy with a REAL chainsaw and other creeps mcgees surrounded me and my friends and scared the shit out of us. They wouldn't let us out!! I've never screamed so much!

[argg_xo]

Well the scariest part was when a guy with a REAL chainsaw and other creeps mcgees surrounded me and my friends and scared the shit out of us. They wouldn't let us out!! I've never screamed so much!

did you pee your pants?!? i probably would have cried.

[4N6 science]

did you pee your pants?!? i probably would have cried.

Luckily I didn't pee my pants. The worst part was. The chainsaw guy followed us out the actual cave into the store!!! and all the workers were laughing at us when we came up the stairs screaming!!

[argg_xo]

Luckily I didn't pee my pants. The worst part was. The chainsaw guy followed us out the actual cave into the store!!! and all the workers were laughing at us when we came up the stairs screaming!!

that sounds too scary for me! i seriously would have cried like a little baby! did you get a souviner haunted cave shirt at the end?

[4N6 science]

that sounds too scary for me! i seriously would have cried like a little baby! did you get a souviner haunted cave shirt at the end?

No I didn't have the money. It was a lot scarier than when I went last year.

[argg_xo]

No I didn't have the money. It was a lot scarier than when I went last year.

lolz. the tj maxx haunted cave was really creeeeppy tonight!

[4N6 science]

lolz. the tj maxx haunted cave was really creeeeppy tonight!


How was it creeeeeeeepy? Did kids with heelies come in?

[argg_xo]

How was it creeeeeeeepy? Did kids with heelies come in?

it wasn't too creepy. i just had to work with the girl that talks about nothing i care about and the other girl thats my favorite n00b. we talked about pokemon.

[Miss Heartcore]

Oh, I've had my fair share of creeps. :-(

[HelpMeSleep]

Oh, I've had my fair share of creeps. :-(
I saw that thread on here about you last week I think. just a little bit creepin' there.

[4N6 science]

it wasn't too creepy. i just had to work with the girl that talks about nothing i care about and the other girl thats my favorite n00b. we talked about pokemon.

Pokemon. Did you guys trade cards??

I wished I worked at you place. We'd have so much fun it'd be ridiculous.

[Miss Heartcore]

I saw that thread on here about you last week I think. just a little bit creepin' there.
Yes, understatement of the year.

[argg_xo]

Oh, I've had my fair share of creeps. :-(
i can only imagine the amounts of creeps you get in real life.
Pokemon. Did you guys trade cards??

I wished I worked at you place. We'd have so much fun it'd be ridiculous.
no we didn't trade cards, we just discussed which pokemon we would be for halloween. sometimes the maxx is actually fun, other times i want to kill myself or punch babies.

[4N6 science]

i can only imagine the amounts of creeps you get in real life.

no we didn't trade cards, we just discussed which pokemon we would be for halloween. sometimes the maxx is actually fun, other times i want to kill myself or punch babies.

Wow that's extreme. Which Pokemon would you be?

I'd be squirtle.

[Miss Heartcore]

i can only imagine the amounts of creeps you get in real life.
Many dudes that are mostly older and/or don't speak english.

[argg_xo]

Wow that's extreme. Which Pokemon would you be?

I'd be squirtle.
i said i'd be jigglypuff but i think there might be a cuter pokemon than that.
Many dudes that are mostly older and/or don't speak english.
the foreigners that try to creep are always very interesting.

[4N6 science]

i said i'd be jigglypuff but i think there might be a cuter pokemon than that.

Awww that would be cute. :-)

[argg_xo]

Awww that would be cute. :-)
i'd be cute as any pokemon. lol but i'm going to be madonna circa 1980's for the party i'm going to.

[4N6 science]

i'd be cute as any pokemon. lol but i'm going to be madonna circa 1980's for the party i'm going to.

That's really hawt. I want to see a pic, if you take some. I don't really want to dress up...but I might find a plunger around the apartment and be JT Plumber aka Joe the Plumber.

[argg_xo]

That's really hawt. I want to see a pic, if you take some. I don't really want to dress up...but I might find a plunger around the apartment and be JT Plumber aka Joe the Plumber.
HA! my bff is going to be palin and her boyfriend is going to the joe the plumber or john mccain.

[4N6 science]

HA! my bff is going to be palin and her boyfriend is going to the joe the plumber or john mccain.


Haha that's sweet. I have a friend going around as Palin. She can do the accent very well.

[argg_xo]

Haha that's sweet. I have a friend going around as Palin. She can do the accent very well.
we've been talking about mavericks for weeks and we worked together last tuesday so every other word was maverick.

[4N6 science]

well I'm off to bed good night!

[jtsnazzy]

I true creep would never reveal his tales, he would savor them and remind the victims of them at an uncomfortable moment in an inappropriate way.

[DaveZeroZero]

They see me postin', they creepin'.

[HelpMeSleep]

They see me postin', they creepin'.
I'm still waiting on your greeeeat creeper story that was firstpostworthy!

[DaveZeroZero]

it wasn't a story, it was this:

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/lizelkins/ChrisHansen.gif

[HelpMeSleep]

hahaha nice. is that hermione?

[DaveZeroZero]

it's more of a focus on Chris Hansen, but yes.

[HelpMeSleep]

haha. I caught that. but it's quite obvious that's chris, isn't it? emma watson I wasn't 100% sure about. I like her dress anyway.

[DaveZeroZero]

haha. I caught that. but it's quite obvious that's chris, isn't it? emma watson I wasn't 100% sure about. I like her dress anyway.
I think it would look better off of her, if you know what I mean.

[HelpMeSleep]

I think it would look better off of her, if you know what I mean.
haha. I know what you mean.

[OdeToTheSun]

it wasn't a story, it was this:

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/lizelkins/ChrisHansen.gif
I officially hate Chris Hansen now.

[4N6 science]

Haha Chris Hansen..

[HelpMeSleep]

I officially hate Chris Hansen now.
perv! :-p

[OdeToTheSun]

perv! :-p
Like you didn't already know that from the legit n00dz thread.

[HelpMeSleep]

Like you didn't already know that from the legit n00dz thread.
lol I was teasing.

[OdeToTheSun]

lol I was teasing.
Oh, so that means i'm not one?
Cool.

[argg_xo]

creeps mcgee tried to bribe me with a $10 meijer gift card yesterday at work.

[HelpMeSleep]

Oh, so that means i'm not one?
Cool.
yessir.

creeps mcgee tried to bribe me with a $10 meijer gift card yesterday at work.
lol wut? plz tell. :-)

[argg_xo]

yessir.


lol wut? plz tell. :-)

creeps wanted an extra discount off the already discounted merchandise he was purchasing at the local tj maxx, i told him i could not do that and he asked if i wanted a 10 dollar gift card to meijer. i politely declined and when i asked to see his ID to verify with his credit card, he showed me the gift card again.

[HelpMeSleep]

creeps wanted an extra discount off the already discounted merchandise he was purchasing at the local tj maxx, i told him i could not do that and he asked if i wanted a 10 dollar gift card to meijer. i politely declined and when i asked to see his ID to verify with his credit card, he showed me the gift card again.
hahha. trying for the bribes there! what's meijer?

[argg_xo]

hahha. trying for the bribes there! what's meijer?
i know!!! its a grocery store. and i think i have a stalker from the party i went to last night!

[Smash Adams]

creeps mcgee tried to bribe me with a $10 meijer gift card yesterday at work.

what's worse? that this guy is doing this or he thinks your standards are that low?

[argg_xo]

what's worse? that this guy is doing this or he thinks your standards are that low?
its hard to pick because the shit he was buying was already on clearance for dirt cheap and i would have to be bribed with more than 10 bucks for a grocery store.

[Smash Adams]

its hard to pick because the shit he was buying was already on clearance for dirt cheap and i would have to be bribed with more than 10 bucks for a grocery store.

I'll give you a $15 coupon for Sam's Club, take it or leave it

[HelpMeSleep]

i know!!! its a grocery store. and i think i have a stalker from the party i went to last night!
ohh. so that'd be like some dude trying to offer me a safeway gift card! lolll. scary stalker or lolworthy stalker? what'd he do?

[argg_xo]

I'll give you a $15 coupon for Sam's Club, take it or leave it
i'll pass, only because i don't have a sam's club membership.
ohh. so that'd be like some dude trying to offer me a safeway gift card! lolll. scary stalker or lolworthy stalker? what'd he do?
i would say he was more creepy than lolworthy because i was pretty much gone when he started talking to me and he knew my name and said he'd been to parties with me before and i swear to baby jesus i've never met him before. he sent me a friend request on myspace this morning and i kept calling him a liar last night.

[joeylksmacarena]

there's this kid in my school who sends out mass text messages to all the girls in his address book. they normally say things like
"send pics?"
"do you shave down there?"
"i've got a mini-van with lotsa room in the back to spread out"
and the best one yet; "i'll tell you when i'm home alone so you can come over"

glad he doesn't have my number... O_o

[HelpMeSleep]

i would say he was more creepy than lolworthy because i was pretty much gone when he started talking to me and he knew my name and said he'd been to parties with me before and i swear to baby jesus i've never met him before. he sent me a friend request on myspace this morning and i kept calling him a liar last night.
ewww. that's creepy. ugh sorry. :-(

there's this kid in my school who sends out mass text messages to all the girls in his address book. they normally say things like
"send pics?"
"do you shave down there?"
"i've got a mini-van with lotsa room in the back to spread out"
and the best one yet; "i'll tell you when i'm home alone so you can come over"

glad he doesn't have my number... O_o
that is creeps mcgee status right there. what a perv.

[DaveZeroZero]

there's this kid in my school who sends out mass text messages to all the girls in his address book. they normally say things like
"send pics?"
"do you shave down there?"
"i've got a mini-van with lotsa room in the back to spread out"
and the best one yet; "i'll tell you when i'm home alone so you can come over"

glad he doesn't have my number... O_o
He's my hero.

[takemyhand]

This one kid in my school, when I was a freshman and he was a junior.
He was a teacher aid for my history class and he would stare at me from the corner all hour while he was grading papers. He IMed me my address, parents names, Soc. security number etc.
And he used to walk by my house and he code named me "the rabbit".

lolz

but we're friends now, so I'm used to his creepiness.
But you know, at first, it was creepy :|

He still calls me rabbit and he sneeks up behind me and scratches my ear sometimes.
lolol.

I<3creeps.

[argg_xo]

This one kid in my school, when I was a freshman and he was a junior.
He was a teacher aid for my history class and he would stare at me from the corner all hour while he was grading papers. He IMed me my address, parents names, Soc. security number etc.
And he used to walk by my house and he code named me "the rabbit".

lolz

but we're friends now, so I'm used to his creepiness.
But you know, at first, it was creepy :|

He still calls me rabbit and he sneeks up behind me and scratches my ear sometimes.
lolol.

I<3creeps.
on a scale of 1-5, that's a 4 on the creeps mcgee scale.

[PadraicPrincess]

when guys you don't know tell you they have dreams about you... = creeps mcgee?

[takemyhand]

on a scale of 1-5, that's a 4 on the creeps mcgee scale.

lol he also stores pictures of my little sister on his cell phone D:

[argg_xo]

when guys you don't know tell you they have dreams about you... = creeps mcgee?
yes, that's a creeps mcgee.
lol he also stores pictures of my little sister on his cell phone D:
if he's not dating your sister,then he is now a 6 on a scale of 1-5.

[takemyhand]

yes, that's a creeps mcgee.

if he's not dating your sister,then he is now a 6 on a scale of 1-5.

lol no they aren't dating!
he's like 5 years older!
bahaha I'm not sure why they're there!

[argg_xo]

lol no they aren't dating!
he's like 5 years older!
bahaha I'm not sure why they're there!
metro-detroit dudes are so fuckin' creepy.

[takemyhand]

metro-detroit dudes are so fuckin' creepy.

hha yes

[colorisshame]

so i was at the cobra show with my AP BFF, Mr.Zebra.
i was trying to mind my own business, but there were so many creeps!
this one boy, he told me i was beautiful. he wanted me.
he wanted my luscious, mouth-watering, voluptuous body.
http://www.whozoo.org/Intro98/herrick/HippoNibbleFWZ102701D_26C.jpg

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:-| fuck off, stay in the water. i was at that show, you are way fatter in real life.

[kwsqd]

right

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see, even this kid doesn't believe you, esther.

[amysaurus]

I've never even seen this thread before but it's so appropriate right now. I went to class this morning and came back within two hours and there was a potted orchid sitting on my desk. At first I assumed it was from one of my roommates since it was my birthday recently, but I just asked them about it and none of them have any idea where it came from. I am super confused and I guess it's not really a creeper thing but you don't just get flowers randomly with no note attached...

[kwsqd]

:whistle:

[colorisshame]

see, even this kid doesn't believe you, esther.

hey, watch it buddy! or i will urinate all over your car .

[amysaurus]

:whistle:

oh my god Ken are they from you
I should have known

[argg_xo]

ummm what was that all about a few posts back?

[DaveZeroZero]

hey, watch it buddy! or i will urinate all over your car .
don't be silly, women can't aim their pee!

[HelpMeSleep]

ummm what was that all about a few posts back?
cobra shows and ap bffs? was that supposed to be funny?

[HelpMeSleep]

I've never even seen this thread before but it's so appropriate right now. I went to class this morning and came back within two hours and there was a potted orchid sitting on my desk. At first I assumed it was from one of my roommates since it was my birthday recently, but I just asked them about it and none of them have any idea where it came from. I am super confused and I guess it's not really a creeper thing but you don't just get flowers randomly with no note attached...
that's really weird. it's especially weird that it was just in your room so someone had to go in and put them there. hopefully they're from some hawt creeper. :shrug:

[kwsqd]

oh my god Ken are they from you
I should have known
surprise!

[argg_xo]

cobra shows and ap bffs? was that supposed to be funny?
i'm guessing so but it wasn't even funny because no one else besides us caught on. fail?

[amysaurus]

that's really weird. it's especially weird that it was just in your room so someone had to go in and put them there. hopefully they're from some hawt creeper. :shrug:

I know, right? I still don't know who they're from. At least they're pretty.

surprise!

Awww thanks love!

[kwsqd]

I know, right? I still don't know who they're from. At least they're pretty.



Awww thanks love!
:sneakkiss: anytime!

[HelpMeSleep]

i'm guessing so but it wasn't even funny because no one else besides us caught on. fail?
it wasn't funny and it was definite fail. so we win!

I know, right? I still don't know who they're from. At least they're pretty.
that's true. pretty flowers are always good. if you find out who they're from, post it in this thread! haha. I'm curious.

[mynameisX]

Speaking of creeps magee, there's this guy on campus who is creeping on me. I can't tell what he wants. I THINK he is attempting to make friends and is super clingy. On the other hand, he's creepy.

[DaveZeroZero]

Speaking of creeps magee, there's this guy on campus who is creeping on me. I can't tell what he wants. I THINK he is attempting to make friends and is super clingy. On the other hand, he's creepy.
and wants sex.

They always want sex.

[mynameisX]

and wants sex.

They always want sex.

Thanks for clarifying this.

[swirlofhues]

so i was at the cobra show with my AP BFF, Mr.Zebra.
i was trying to mind my own business, but there were so many creeps!
this one boy, he told me i was beautiful. he wanted me.
he wanted my luscious, mouth-watering, voluptuous body.
http://www.whozoo.org/Intro98/herrick/HippoNibbleFWZ102701D_26C.jpg

hahahahahahaha wtf

[DaveZeroZero]

Thanks for clarifying this.
You are very welcome. I hate ambiguity.

[jagermeister]

This kid who goes to the same college with me shares some mutual friends so he's around quite a bit. The thing is though...he's fucked! Seriously, the first time I met him all he did for like 5 hours was tell me how cool he thinks I am. Anything I'd do he'd come over and just suck up to me about how cool it was. We're both 19/20 years old.

Then last night this guy shows up at my front door @ midnight asking if I wanna come party. I tell him that I'm tired and not going out tonight. He pressures me to come and I keep saying no. He sits down and says he's just gonna hangout in my living room for a bit. I told him I was going to bed so he'd have to leave but he wouldn't. Eventually I told him "Dude, get the fuck out of my house right now" and he finally left. Then he did the same thing to my friend who lives just down the street.

[amysaurus]

it wasn't funny and it was definite fail. so we win!


that's true. pretty flowers are always good. if you find out who they're from, post it in this thread! haha. I'm curious.

Well, I found out who they're from... one of my really good friends who I've been hooking up with all quarter. I would be pretty happy except for the fact that his timing could not be worse

[HelpMeSleep]

Well, I found out who they're from... one of my really good friends who I've been hooking up with all quarter. I would be pretty happy except for the fact that his timing could not be worse
that's actually really cute except for the bad timing. are you starting up something with someone else right now or something?

[amysaurus]

that's actually really cute except for the bad timing. are you starting up something with someone else right now or something?

Yep, you hit the nail on the head. It's not even just someone else though... it's one of my best friends who I have an extremely extensive, complicated history with who has suddenly decided that he wants to be with me. To top it all off, the guy I was with back home before I came back to school has been texting me nonstop about Thanksgiving weekend and one of my other boy toys here at school called me relentlessly last night until I picked up and told him I was sleeping (lie). Basically my life has turned into an epic drama and I have no idea how this happened haha

[Smash Adams]

Yep, you hit the nail on the head. It's not even just someone else though... it's one of my best friends who I have an extremely extensive, complicated history with who has suddenly decided that he wants to be with me. To top it all off, the guy I was with back home before I came back to school has been texting me nonstop about Thanksgiving weekend and one of my other boy toys here at school called me relentlessly last night until I picked up and told him I was sleeping (lie). Basically my life has turned into an epic drama and I have no idea how this happened haha

Dear Amy
stop being such a ho
Ian

[AlkalineAshes]

sounds like fun, enjoy it

[HelpMeSleep]

Yep, you hit the nail on the head. It's not even just someone else though... it's one of my best friends who I have an extremely extensive, complicated history with who has suddenly decided that he wants to be with me. To top it all off, the guy I was with back home before I came back to school has been texting me nonstop about Thanksgiving weekend and one of my other boy toys here at school called me relentlessly last night until I picked up and told him I was sleeping (lie). Basically my life has turned into an epic drama and I have no idea how this happened haha
ahhh. I hate that. that happened to me a few weeks ago. I was talking to this really great guy and was really happy and then all of a sudden my ex swoops in and wants me back. I was so confused. I swear, I either have no boys or more than I can handle. it can't ever be normal.

[HelpMeSleep]

my contribution for creeps, from my bday thread Erik made me:

I want to eat your hair

your hair, i want to eat it

for the same reason anyone else eats hair

for the reason of:

Over a time frame of 2 months I have been watching you outside of your window while you are typing your "clever puns" and "flirty messages" while running over situations where you and me could be together and how you would never leave me. I want to eat your hair because it is my favorite part of you and would chew every last strand until you are balding, the separation of your hair from your head caused by my over anxious jaw would almost be as satisfying as you tied up to that chair. From there I would wait 2 whole months until your hair is at a once again edible length this would go on for several years until either I am sick of the taste of you or your hair just doesnt grow back. You survive on nothing but my hair for sustainance and the thought of me being yours forever.

Until that happens I will be waiting, watching, anticipating....

[amysaurus]

Dear Amy
stop being such a ho
Ian

Dear Ian,
It's not my fault, I'm not even the one pursuing any of them.
Love, Amy

sounds like fun, enjoy it

Hahaha see normally I would be down except some of the people involved are my best friends so that's why it's so complicated.

ahhh. I hate that. that happened to me a few weeks ago. I was talking to this really great guy and was really happy and then all of a sudden my ex swoops in and wants me back. I was so confused. I swear, I either have no boys or more than I can handle. it can't ever be normal.

Sigh, same here. Over the summer I had one boy and that was perfect, and now that I'm back at school my love life has turned into a total shitshow.

[Smash Adams]

Dear Ian,
It's not my fault, I'm not even the one pursuing any of them.
Love, Amy



Hahaha see normally I would be down except some of the people involved are my best friends so that's why it's so complicated.



Sigh, same here. Over the summer I had one boy and that was perfect, and now that I'm back at school my love life has turned into a total shitshow.

I feel like I'm the only guy who is into monogamy and not just random hooking up nowadays, am I crazy
and see how complicated your life is? if you're with one guy and they're all with one girl it's much easier and makes more sense

[amysaurus]

I feel like I'm the only guy who is into monogamy and not just random hooking up nowadays, am I crazy

Yes.
But you also don't go to UCSB where casual sex is part of the acronym, so I guess you get a free pass.

[amysaurus]

I feel like I'm the only guy who is into monogamy and not just random hooking up nowadays, am I crazy
and see how complicated your life is? if you're with one guy and they're all with one girl it's much easier and makes more sense

See that's the thing, my life wasn't so complicated before Derek decided that he wanted to be together. In fact, everything was totally fine because everyone else was just a hook up buddy so I was balancing them. Derek just fucked things up, and now I have to make a decision that could potentially ruin a lot of friendships.

[Smash Adams]

Yes.
But you also don't go to UCSB where casual sex is part of the acronym, so I guess you get a free pass.
I also don't go to frat parties since that's not my thing
See that's the thing, my life wasn't so complicated before Derek decided that he wanted to be together. In fact, everything was totally fine because everyone else was just a hook up buddy so I was balancing them. Derek just fucked things up, and now I have to make a decision that could potentially ruin a lot of friendships.
but you had to balance them, it's a lot easier to balance just one dude- you don't need a fucking palm pilot for that

[HelpMeSleep]

Sigh, same here. Over the summer I had one boy and that was perfect, and now that I'm back at school my love life has turned into a total shitshow.
sorry, that sucks. I definitely don't envy your situation because of all the friendships involved. I really hope it works out.

I feel like I'm the only guy who is into monogamy and not just random hooking up nowadays, am I crazy
and see how complicated your life is? if you're with one guy and they're all with one girl it's much easier and makes more sense
I agree, but it's really, really difficult to find one guy who wants that and wants you back and isn't taken or all these other problems that come up and make people's love lives completely fucked up. I'd rather be that way, but it never works out for me.

[amysaurus]

I also don't go to frat parties since that's not my thing

but you had to balance them, it's a lot easier to balance just one dude- you don't need a fucking palm pilot for that

Hahaha frat parties? I don't go to frat parties either.
Yeah, balancing them wasn't hard though. It's just that I'm really afraid of what might happen if I make any decisions at all so I'm kind of just leaving it as it is for now and I guess I'll have to deal with it later... so shitty.

[Smash Adams]

sorry, that sucks. I definitely don't envy your situation because of all the friendships involved. I really hope it works out.


I agree, but it's really, really difficult to find one guy who wants that and wants you back and isn't taken or all these other problems that come up and make people's love lives completely fucked up. I'd rather be that way, but it never works out for me.
there's no law saying you always have to be in a relationship, I know it's easier said than done but I don't know I could be giving you horrible advice so do whatever makes you happy
Hahaha frat parties? I don't go to frat parties either.
Yeah, balancing them wasn't hard though. It's just that I'm really afraid of what might happen if I make any decisions at all so I'm kind of just leaving it as it is for now and I guess I'll have to deal with it later... so shitty.

that's the only thing people here do, I sometimes think I chose the wrong school
well why can't you just be with the one dude, is he a good guy?

[googirl8907]

my contribution for creeps, from my bday thread Erik made me:
haha You're such a creeper magnet Mandi.

[amysaurus]

sorry, that sucks. I definitely don't envy your situation because of all the friendships involved. I really hope it works out.


I agree, but it's really, really difficult to find one guy who wants that and wants you back and isn't taken or all these other problems that come up and make people's love lives completely fucked up. I'd rather be that way, but it never works out for me.

Haha, thanks. It's just something I have to figure out on my own.

there's no law saying you always have to be in a relationship, I know it's easier said than done but I don't know I could be giving you horrible advice so do whatever makes you happy


that's the only thing people here do, I sometimes think I chose the wrong school
well why can't you just be with the one dude, is he a good guy?

I think you did too - obviously you should've gone to UCSB.
I can't be with him because we have the most ridiculous history together starting from seventh grade. He and I used to say shit all the time like how we were meant to be together, how he thought I was the one, blah blah blah. Now that we're in college though, I never thought it'd end up this way again. My friends from back home are going to hate me so much for letting this happen to me again haha. Basically I don't really know what to do

[Smash Adams]

Haha, thanks. It's just something I have to figure out on my own.



I think you did too - obviously you should've gone to UCSB.
I can't be with him because we have the most ridiculous history together starting from seventh grade. He and I used to say shit all the time like how we were meant to be together, how he thought I was the one, blah blah blah. Now that we're in college though, I never thought it'd end up this way again. My friends from back home are going to hate me so much for letting this happen to me again haha. Basically I don't really know what to do
If only it were possibly to get into UC schools out of state, plus at the time I wasn't ready for a big school, I'm gonna try to be near or in a city for grad school so I can do more
I'd help you but you're asking the wrong guy, I'm sorry for calling you a ho

[amysaurus]

If only it were possibly to get into UC schools out of state, plus at the time I wasn't ready for a big school, I'm gonna try to be near or in a city for grad school so I can do more
I'd help you but you're asking the wrong guy, I'm sorry for calling you a ho

Haha it is possible! Just... not very likely. Oh well, too late now anyway.
Thanks for trying to help though Ian, I really appreciate it :-) and your avatar is super fucking cute.

[Smash Adams]

Haha it is possible! Just... not very likely. Oh well, too late now anyway.
Thanks for trying to help though Ian, I really appreciate it :-) and your avatar is super fucking cute.

no problem, and your avatar is cute too, and you're not too bad yourself (going back on the subject of this thread :-d)

[AlkalineAshes]

uhoh, looks like she needs to add another to the list;-)

[amysaurus]

no problem, and your avatar is cute too, and you're not too bad yourself (going back on the subject of this thread :-d)

Hahahahah
hey baby a/s/l??

[Smash Adams]

Hahahahah
hey baby a/s/l??

14/not sure/ wherever you want me to be

[amysaurus]

14/not sure/ wherever you want me to be

:slutkiss:

[BJW7191]

im 20. 16 year old i met once 3 years ago (shes friends with my little cousin) commented on my myspace picture

"wow, i wouldnt mind a piece of that... mamma like ;) "


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