the [un]official ORAL thread :o

[kaycey]

T's the new anal.

IRL, oral>>>anal.

discuss, share experiences, psot n00dz.....

enjoy.
:pumpkin:

[Kurt Retenauer]

no.

[kaycey]

no.
blow me, dumb fuck.

[SilenceBrokenTT]

It's all about ATM

[firecrackaaa!]

The pumpkin smiley is cute.


That's all.

[kaycey]

The pumpkin smiley is cute.


That's all.
thank you, i thought so too.

[Kurt Retenauer]

blow me, dumb fuck.

eat my balls.

[kaycey]

eat my balls.
your into weird shit man, you should probably get yourself checked out at a sanitarium or something.
dumb fuck!!!

[Kurt Retenauer]

your into weird shit man, you should probably get yourself checked out at a sanitarium or something.
dumb fuck!!!

joke   [johk] Show IPA Pronunciation
noun, verb, joked, jok⋅ing.
–noun
1. something said or done to provoke laughter or cause amusement, as a witticism, a short and amusing anecdote, or a prankish act: He tells very funny jokes. She played a joke on him.

[kaycey]

joke   [johk] Show IPA Pronunciation
noun, verb, joked, jok⋅ing.
–noun
1. something said or done to provoke laughter or cause amusement, as a witticism, a short and amusing anecdote, or a prankish act: He tells very funny jokes. She played a joke on him.
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahaha

[Burning Star IV]

Good man gravy, another oral thread?

[kaycey]

Good man gravy, another oral thread?
this is the official one.

edit:[un]official

[Kurt Retenauer]

anyone hear razia's shadow?

[brandnew=love]

lol nice thread?

[Kurt Retenauer]

sorry it's really all that's on my mind.

[bung]

Well, I don't know about anyone else, but I could sure go for a blowjob.

[DaveZeroZero]

I had a dream that I had oral last night.

[brandnew=love]

I had a dream that I had oral last night.
was I in it? ;-)

[DaveZeroZero]

was I in it? ;-)
Alas, no :-p

[brandnew=love]

Alas, no :-p
:bluesad:

[bung]

I had a dream that I had oral last night.

was I in it? ;-)

Alas, no :-p

:bluesad:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/stoke/content/images/2008/08/09/gay_pride_21_470x315.jpg

[brandnew=love]

I never said I would be giving dave oral :shrug:

[HelpMeSleep]

was I in it? ;-)

Alas, no :-p
your manlove is just endearing.
except I'm jealous. figures my two favorite boys would get involved and leave me out of it. :bluesad:

[firecrackaaa!]

thank you, i thought so too.

:-)

Good man gravy, another oral thread?

You so clevaaa.

I had a dream that I had oral last night.

This does not surprise me.

[kaycey]

:-)

:rolleyes:

[pilot_light_out]

word to ya motha

[kaycey]

Dddddduuuuuudddddeeeeee?!?!?!?!?!?! ?!?!?!?!?

[crack n toast]

huh.

[pilot_light_out]

yao

[fadedmemories]

Nice thread

[pilot_light_out]

mean thread

[mattmatumbo]

so i've had sex with this girl and gotten hand jobs and whatever, but still no blow jobs? wtf?

also, i got the ce jeu remixes, they're blowing my balls right now.

[pilot_light_out]

so i've had sex with this girl and gotten hand jobs and whatever, but still no blow jobs? wtf?

also, i got the ce jeu remixes, they're blowing my balls right now.

ask her for one?

[mattmatumbo]

ask her for one?

i think we're partying tonight so ill try this approach.

[pilot_light_out]

i think we're partying tonight so ill try this approach.

im rooting for you mang

[fadedmemories]

so i've had sex with this girl and gotten hand jobs and whatever, but still no blow jobs? wtf?

also, i got the ce jeu remixes, they're blowing my balls right now.
You've already had sex with her, why ask for a blowjob?

[pilot_light_out]

You've already had sex with her, why ask for a blowjob?

because a bj could be a better experience?

[fadedmemories]

because a bj could be a better experience?
I'd trade the head I got for sex :shrug:

[.invisible ink.]

You've already had sex with her, why ask for a blowjob?

blowjobs are great when the guy just wants to be lazy and have the girl do all the work (which I'm not complaining about, I'm just pointing out the obvious.)

Never turn down a blowjob just to get laid, boys. Seriously.

[OldJersey]

Blowjobs = no work for me
Sex = lots of work for me


Somedays i could just use a beej(sp?)

[fadedmemories]

blowjobs are great when the guy just wants to be lazy and have the girl do all the work (which I'm not complaining about, I'm just pointing out the obvious.)

Never turn down a blowjob just to get laid, boys. Seriously.
Really....

[.invisible ink.]

Really....

i think if you're questioning this it's perhaps because you just haven't gotten good head before. Tell your chick what to do if she's new to it. She'll appreciate the pointers.

[fadedmemories]

i think if you're questioning this it's perhaps because you just haven't gotten good head before. Tell your chick what to do if she's new to it. She'll appreciate the pointers.
No way, I'm just saying, I want you to enlighten me

[caress me down]

i used to be terrified of blowjobs

[thespearkid]

Maybe I've never gotten good head before...

[HelpMeSleep]

I don't think I give good blowjobs.

[.invisible ink.]

ok ladies (and DaveZeroZero), here's a few helpful sites to assist you in your technique:

http://collegecallgirl.blogspot.com/2007/11/blowjob-tutorial.html (this one is fantastic)

http://www.pornstartips.com/pst_004.htm

the 2nd one is NSFW.

[fadedmemories]

You seem to know a lot about blow jobs:-p

[bung]

I don't think I give good blowjobs.

Yeah, that last one was kinda under par.

[bung]

ok ladies (and DaveZeroZero), here's a few helpful sites to assist you in your technique:

http://collegecallgirl.blogspot.com/2007/11/blowjob-tutorial.html (this one is fantastic)

http://www.pornstartips.com/pst_004.htm

the 2nd one is NSFW.

I've always found you sexy. Would you give me a blowjob if I asked nicely?

[.invisible ink.]

I've always found you sexy. Would you give me a blowjob if I asked nicely?

not if you've been receiving them from LiarsTurnMeOn recently. (no offense to Mandi, I just don't like sloppy seconds).

[bung]

not if you've been receiving them from LiarsTurnMeOn recently. (no offense to Mandi, I just don't like sloppy seconds).

I promise I clean up nicely.

(Everyone please take note that she is implying she would give me a blowjob, if only I hadn't been hypothetically receiving them from Mandi.)

[infamous_alias]

I don't think I give good blowjobs.

I don't see how anyone can be bad at oral...it's intuitive as hell!

[.invisible ink.]

I promise I clean up nicely.

(Everyone please take note that she is implying she would give me a blowjob, if only I hadn't been hypothetically receiving them from Mandi.)


where's the official cunnilingus thread? because I believe in reciprocation. nothing in life is free and from what i've heard around these parts, you could give a few pointers on the subject yourself.

[.invisible ink.]

I don't see how anyone can be bad at oral...it's intuitive as hell!

apparently you've sucked a lot of cocks in your day...

[bung]

from what i've heard around these parts, you could give a few pointers on the subject yourself.

I will admit I do know how to please the ladies.

[bung]

apparently you've sucked a lot of cocks in your day...

God, that was a fucking beautiful reply.

[infamous_alias]

apparently you've sucked a lot of cocks in your day...

pwnd?

[.invisible ink.]

God, that was a fucking beautiful reply.

if you think that was beautiful, you should experience one of my blowjobs.

[infamous_alias]

if you think that was beautiful, you should experience one of my blowjobs.

apparently you've sucked a lot of cocks in your day...

too easy

[.invisible ink.]

apparently you've sucked a lot of cocks in your day...

too easy

lol, damn straight. perfection takes practice.

[up da punx]

I bet invisible ink sucks a mean cock

[HelpMeSleep]

ok ladies (and DaveZeroZero), here's a few helpful sites to assist you in your technique:

http://collegecallgirl.blogspot.com/2007/11/blowjob-tutorial.html (this one is fantastic)

http://www.pornstartips.com/pst_004.htm

the 2nd one is NSFW.
haha. thanks, Erika! should be useful. I'm sure there is a certain special boy who will be thanking you for this down the road... :-)

Yeah, that last one was kinda under par.
I promise I clean up nicely.

(Everyone please take note that she is implying she would give me a blowjob, if only I hadn't been hypothetically receiving them from Mandi.)
I go out to dinner with my family and come back and apparently I'm giving hypothetical head...?!

not if you've been receiving them from LiarsTurnMeOn recently. (no offense to Mandi, I just don't like sloppy seconds).
no offense taken. I don't like sloppy seconds either. :shrug:

I don't see how anyone can be bad at oral...it's intuitive as hell!
well, it's not like I've ever been told I was bad, just I dunno, I don't feel like I'm good.

apparently you've sucked a lot of cocks in your day...
this post is filled with win.

God, that was a fucking beautiful reply.
it was indeed.

[kaycey]

I don't think I give good blowjobs.
lol.

[HelpMeSleep]

lol.
thank you for loling at my dick sucking incompetence. :-(

[kaycey]

thank you for loling at my dick sucking incompetence. :-(
haha.....don't worry, can't be that bad, keep practicing, lol.

[HelpMeSleep]

haha.....don't worry, can't be that bad, keep practicing, lol.
haha. I'll just wait it out until my next boyfriend and then I'll get my practice in. :shrug:

[kaycey]

haha. I'll just wait it out until my next boyfriend and then I'll get my practice in. :shrug:
my first gf learnt by watching porn, just saying.

[HelpMeSleep]

my first gf learnt by watching porn, just saying.
I'm going to study up on those tips erika posted a page back. seriously lol.

[kaycey]

I'm going to study up on those tips erika posted a page back. seriously lol.
haha....all the best, lol.

[TheOtherAndrew]

thank you for loling at my dick sucking incompetence. :-(
Avoid talking and throwing up.

[HelpMeSleep]

haha....all the best, lol.
haha, thanks! lol

Avoid talking and throwing up.
solid advice! I've managed to do that so far.

I managed to give my boyfriend at the time head, feeling like shit with food poisoning before I was aware I had gotten food poisoning, and not throw up. though the second he left, I did... nonstop for the rest of the night. =/

[TheOtherAndrew]

solid advice! I've managed to do that so far.

I managed to give my boyfriend at the time head, feeling like shit with food poisoning before I was aware I had gotten food poisoning, and not throw up. though the second he left, I did... nonstop for the rest of the night. =/
Are you sure his dick didn't give you food poisoning?

[HelpMeSleep]

Are you sure his dick didn't give you food poisoning?
well, we always assumed it was my friend's god awful teriyaki chicken with vodka in it. well, not really friend... but whatever. although it could have been his dick!!! hahaa

[BJW7191]

oral after the first date leads to a fancier resturant next time

[kaycey]

hahaha.

[BJW7191]

i hint at it during each first date... it really is a necessity

[TheOtherAndrew]

oral after the first date leads to a fancier resturant next time
hahaha. amen.

[kaycey]

oh, of course ;-)

[BJW7191]

hahaha. amen.



seriously. plus if i get oral they get oral and if we both get oral, then we baby make... its like a science

i dont put out if they dont put out first

[.invisible ink.]

seriously. plus if i get oral they get oral and if we both get oral, then we baby make... its like a science

i dont put out if they dont put out first

that is a horrible, horrible phrase, even to joke about. Sex is great, babies on the other hand, well, they poop and cry a lot and you're stuck with them for the rest of your life, which is totally not hot and will ruin your sex life.

[kaycey]

that is a horrible, horrible phrase, even to joke about. Sex is great, babies on the other hand, well, they poop and cry a lot and you're stuck with them for the rest of your life, which is totally not hot and will ruin your sex life.
now see what you did!!!!
http://www.radaronline.com/features/crying-baby-party-56800676.jpg
lol

[mattmatumbo]

You've already had sex with her, why ask for a blowjob?

because for whatever reason, sex is now out of the picture.

because a bj could be a better experience?

yeah and a bj sounds pretty nice. she came over last night but she was a douche and wouldnt talk to me... life sucks

[BJW7191]

that is a horrible, horrible phrase, even to joke about. Sex is great, babies on the other hand, well, they poop and cry a lot and you're stuck with them for the rest of your life, which is totally not hot and will ruin your sex life.


true they are horrible... but bump uglies makes me think of sloth from the goonies, i hate when i use the term fuck to actualy describe that action... sleep together makes me think of like slumber parties, humping makes me think of the hunchback of notre dame, which makes me think of sloth again

its the best term i could think of

[.invisible ink.]

true they are horrible... but bump uglies makes me think of sloth from the goonies, i hate when i use the term fuck to actualy describe that action... sleep together makes me think of like slumber parties, humping makes me think of the hunchback of notre dame, which makes me think of sloth again

its the best term i could think of

i prefer the following terms: fuck, screw, bang, "make love" (even though this one is kinda cheesed out, and only applies in certain circumstances), "do it", and last of all, boink.

[BJW7191]

i prefer the following terms: fuck, screw, bang, "make love" (even though this one is kinda cheesed out, and only applies in certain circumstances), "do it", and last of all, boink.


i like boink too... so it goes oral, oral, then boink... to as tall as lions

[.invisible ink.]

i like boink too... so it goes oral, oral, then boink... to as tall as lions

i was just in new iberia last week for work. i'm kinda surprised anyone in that general vicinity has good enough taste to listen to ATAL. Is there actually a scene there? From what I could tell, it was mostly rednecks in overalls everywhere I looked.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

joke   [johk] Show IPA Pronunciation
noun, verb, joked, jok⋅ing.
–noun
1. something said or done to provoke laughter or cause amusement, as a witticism, a short and amusing anecdote, or a prankish act: He tells very funny jokes. She played a joke on him.

nice avatar

[fadedmemories]

because for whatever reason, sex is now out of the picture.

Too bad, good luck in getting laid again

[BJW7191]

i was just in new iberia last week for work. i'm kinda surprised anyone in that general vicinity has good enough taste to listen to ATAL. Is there actually a scene there? From what I could tell, it was mostly rednecks in overalls everywhere I looked.


i lived in new iberia for 2 years... im originally from new orleans and transefered highschools after katrina... i love atal... top 5 all time band for me. why are you working in that area? this is mind bottling... its got my mind in a bottle

there is a scene... i call it the staind scene. everyone there loves atleast one of the following (if they even like rock):

staind
3 doors down
three days grae
nickleback
hinder
breaking benjamin
buckcherry

nickleback hinder and 3 doors down each played 2 shows in 3 years in lafayette, so new iberia is like 20 mins away so they filter down there too

that and there is a MASSIVE!!!!! love of lil wayne. if you dont like rock, you only listen to lil wayne

or youre just a redneck. there is no scene... at all

[Lenny Hearts]

Blow jobs are what I like to call "Me time"
It's the only time out of the day I didn't have to listen to my ex bitch
It was 20 minutes of full mouth means I get silence
And she would get mad that I didn't make noise when she went down on me?!
Seriously am I a freak cause I don't make noise when I get dome?

[Derekx]

It's awesome.

[HelpMeSleep]

Blow jobs are what I like to call "Me time"
It's the only time out of the day I didn't have to listen to my ex bitch
It was 20 minutes of full mouth means I get silence
And she would get mad that I didn't make noise when she went down on me?!
Seriously am I a freak cause I don't make noise when I get dome?
oh my gosh. this is great. seriously, amazing.

[Lenny Hearts]

oh my gosh. this is great. seriously, amazing.
I would usually say that I try but in this case I didn't not ever close I really feel that way

[HelpMeSleep]

I would usually say that I try but in this case I didn't not ever close I really feel that way
I just think it's hilarious. particularly because I'm sure it's so true and I wonder how many guys feel that way.

[Lenny Hearts]

I just think it's hilarious. particularly because I'm sure it's so true and I wonder how many guys feel that way.
It only really comes to light once you realise a few things
A. you probably shouldn't be in the relationship you are currently in
B. you genuinly can't stand the sound of your girlfriend voice
C. She still gives a MEAN blow job
D. it's an ok trade... for now

Unfortunately this can only last so long
After about 3 months of just praying she's either blowing me or sleeping I had to break up with her
And the sad part is she thought she could keep mutual friends...
She found out about my theory on her blowing me
We don't talk anymore

[caress me down]

It only really comes to light once you realise a few things
A. you probably shouldn't be in the relationship you are currently in
B. you genuinly can't stand the sound of your girlfriend voice
C. She still gives a MEAN blow job
D. it's an ok trade... for now

Unfortunately this can only last so long
After about 3 months of just praying she's either blowing me or sleeping I had to break up with her
And the sad part is she thought she could keep mutual friends...
She found out about my theory on her blowing me
We don't talk anymore
hahahaha. you probably shoudln't have shared that with people.
it was indeed hilarious though

[kaycey]

Blow jobs are what I like to call "Me time"
It's the only time out of the day I didn't have to listen to my ex bitch
It was 20 minutes of full mouth means I get silence
And she would get mad that I didn't make noise when she went down on me?!
Seriously am I a freak cause I don't make noise when I get dome?
lol

[LoveHateHolly]

Anal FTW

[PezMullet]

You've already had sex with her, why ask for a blowjob?


because getting a blowjob is way better than having sex... you get to the same result without putting any effort

[chasingsafety]

nothing is better than a girl who is enthusiastic about a bj

when you find someone that takes it without throwing a fit annnd keeps going when your done. you, my friends, have a champ on your hands

too many girls ive been with havent had the right attitude towards pleasing a dude. but the one i have now. she's spot on

[ZoSo1886]

kaycey ftw


oral > all

[pilot_light_out]

haha

[.invisible ink.]

nothing is better than a girl who is enthusiastic about a bj

when you find someone that takes it without throwing a fit annnd keeps going when your done. you, my friends, have a champ on your hands

too many girls ive been with havent had the right attitude towards pleasing a dude. but the one i have now. she's spot on

thank you, my friend. i highly appreciate your appreciation/gratitude for those of us who treat our oral talents like a fine art that can only be perfected over time.

[kaycey]

kaycey ftw


oral > all
thanks man.
and don't forget we came up with it, oral the new anal, who'd have thought. you're answer is we, yes we thought....lol

thank you, my friend. i highly appreciate your appreciation/gratitude for those of us who treat our oral talents like a fine art that can only be perfected over time.
you are the soul of this thread, as long as you live, it will live too, lol.

[.invisible ink.]

thanks man.
and don't forget we came up with it, oral the new anal, who'd have thought. you're answer is we, yes we thought....lol


you are the soul of this thread, as long as you live, it will live too, lol.

keegan <3

[swt_catastrophe]

lol @ this thread.

[Lenny Hearts]

hahahaha. you probably shoudln't have shared that with people.
it was indeed hilarious though
I seriously just got a little drunk and went on a 20 minute Joe Rogan rant
(for those who don't know that's where you basically just scream a lot cause you can't control the volume of your voice apparently)
I'm kinda amazed she didn't hear me saying it from across the state
Whatever I couldn't give less of a shit
She spends all her time in Philly with her new boyfriend

[kaycey]

keegan <3
right back at you <3<3<3
:buddies:

[HelpMeSleep]

right back at you <3<3<3
:buddies:
chris fallon locked my thread you made. :-(

[kaycey]

chris fallon locked my thread you made. :-(
i know, i miss the old pl.
:-(

[HelpMeSleep]

i know, i miss the old pl.
:-(
me too :( I wasn't really bothered by the other locks he made this morning, but that one was annoying.

[kaycey]

me too :( I wasn't really bothered by the other locks he made this morning, but that one was annoying.
im pissed tooM-(, what shall we do.

[HelpMeSleep]

im pissed tooM-(, what shall we do.
hmm. I dunno? my opinion doesn't really seem to matter. :shrug:
I should probably be going to sleep but I'm not. and I'm really sore.

[kaycey]

hmm. I dunno? my opinion doesn't really seem to matter. :shrug:
I should probably be going to sleep but I'm not. and I'm really sore.
you're sore, mind if i ask what you were doing ?

[HelpMeSleep]

you're sore, mind if i ask what you were doing ?
hahaha. wouldn't you like to know? :-p
hanging out with an old friend... sort of a friend, I guess.

[kaycey]

hahaha. wouldn't you like to know? :-p
hanging out with an old friend... sort of a friend, I guess.
you mean ex right.

[.invisible ink.]

:-0

[kaycey]

:ymca:

[HelpMeSleep]

you mean ex right.
:shhh:

[HelpMeSleep]

is that a hitler smiley btw?

[kaycey]

is that a hitler smiley btw?
brb, something came up.

[HelpMeSleep]

brb, something came up.
what? I'm confused.

[kaycey]

:shhh:
oh ok.
so that was your EX right.

is that a hitler smiley btw?
naa that was the ymca one. this is hitler:hitler:

what? I'm confused.
nothing.

[HelpMeSleep]

hahaha. I hate you, loud mouth. :-p

wtf is ymca? besides a village people song.

[kaycey]

hahaha. I hate you, loud mouth. :-p

wtf is ymca? besides a village people song.
that guy from the village people.

[HelpMeSleep]

that guy from the village people.
oh, I have no idea what any of the village people look like. although apparently they played at the fair here I think summer before last. :shrug:

[kaycey]

oh, I have no idea what any of the village people look like. although apparently they played at the fair here I think summer before last. :shrug:
http://www.thexfactor.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/538840653_452839dd1c_o.jpg
do you see it? :ymca:

[HelpMeSleep]

http://www.thexfactor.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/538840653_452839dd1c_o.jpg
do you see it? :ymca:
ahhhh. I definitely see it now. and sweet fits. I'm likin 'em.

[kaycey]

ahhhh. I definitely see it now. and sweet fits. I'm likin 'em.
lol.

[pilot_light_out]

I saw the "tutorial" if you will on blowjobs, here's one for eating pussy

http://timmytm.livejournal.com/221059.html

[caress me down]

I saw the "tutorial" if you will on blowjobs, here's one for eating pussy

http://timmytm.livejournal.com/221059.html
haha. that's definitely correct. where's the blowjob one

[kelevra]

haha. that's definitely correct. where's the blowjob one
just ask .invisible ink.

[HelpMeSleep]

totally just read through the two sites of tips posted on the first page lol. apparently I have a bad attitude when it comes to giving head.

[kaycey]

just ask .invisible ink.
right you are.

[DaveZeroZero]

some say she has a whorish mouth.

[kaycey]

i care not, for she is so hot.

[.invisible ink.]

some say she has a whorish mouth.

do they now? :slut: :blush: i'm just being real.

[kaycey]

do they now? :slut: :blush: i'm just being real.
and hot.

[HelpMeSleep]

bumped because I won't be giving a blowjob for quite some time, I'm sure.

[DaveZeroZero]

bumped because I won't be giving a blowjob for quite some time, I'm sure.
Bumped again to congratulate you on 10k. Again.

[HelpMeSleep]

Bumped again to congratulate you on 10k. Again.
haha. aww, thanks, Dave. now I think I get what you were talking about saying congratulations for the 10th time! :)

[mattmatumbo]

Om Nom Nom

[DaveZeroZero]

Om Nom Nom
om nom nom nom nom nom nom

[Demonic_101]

i like giving oral... to my boyfriend! haha only wen we don't have time to do tha dirty lol

[DaveZeroZero]

i like giving oral... to my boyfriend! haha only wen we don't have time to do tha dirty lol
See my avatar.

[Demonic_101]

so...

[DaveZeroZero]

so you smoke cock.

[Demonic_101]

eh... every once in while lol

[Demonic_101]

i don't smoke though. not at all. most of my friends all smoke weed which im not into.:-d

[caityconundrum]

nothing is better than a girl who is enthusiastic about a bj

when you find someone that takes it without throwing a fit annnd keeps going when your done. you, my friends, have a champ on your hands

too many girls ive been with havent had the right attitude towards pleasing a dude. but the one i have now. she's spot on
muahaha.

[DaveZeroZero]

i don't smoke though. not at all. most of my friends all smoke weed which im not into.:-d
So you just smoke your weed of a boyfriend's dick?

[Demonic_101]

hahaha i guess so if that's what you wanna call it.

[DaveZeroZero]

Why yes, yes it is.

[Demonic_101]

well have you gotten any "action" lately? lol

[DaveZeroZero]

Don't be silly, I'm a sociopath.

[brandnew=love]

don't say that... you're the smex!

[DaveZeroZero]

Yes, I'm a very sexy sociopath, but a sociopath nonetheless.

[brandnew=love]

nah, I don't think that....

[DaveZeroZero]

Well, my avatar does.

[caityconundrum]

should i be worried about having a sociopath in the skt?

[DaveZeroZero]

should i be worried about having a sociopath in the skt?
nevarrrrr.

[firecrackaaa!]

The SKT can handle anything.

[DaveZeroZero]

Oh, you'd be surprised ;-)

[firecrackaaa!]

I feel that this needs elaboration.

[DaveZeroZero]

In fact, it'll be fine.

After all, I take my women like I take my stairs: two at a time

and there are two of you, so it will be just dandy.

[firecrackaaa!]

I would like to see how you could take us both at the same time. This just sounds way too interesting to pass up.

[DaveZeroZero]

I would like to see how you could take us both at the same time. This just sounds way too interesting to pass up.
I have a two-pronged penis. It's like a snake's tongue, but bigger and sexier.

[firecrackaaa!]

I have a two-pronged penis. It's like a snake's tongue, but bigger and sexier.

Somehow, that sounds like the opposite of sexy.

[DaveZeroZero]

Somehow, that sounds like the opposite of sexy.
But it's functional!

[firecrackaaa!]

But it's functional!

It still does not sound sexy in the slightest. I think if I saw a two-pronged penis, I would leave immediately.

[DaveZeroZero]

It still does not sound sexy in the slightest. I think if I saw a two-pronged penis, I would leave immediately.
Haha, yeah.

[DaveZeroZero]

S my D.

[kaycey]

nice bump!

[DaveZeroZero]

That's what she said!

it turns out I had cancer

[more heart]

lol at thread title

[kaycey]

lol, can i ask what brought on this sudden urge to bump the oral thread, did something happen (orally speaking)?

[kaycey]

lol at thread title
thank you, my idea!
:-)

[DaveZeroZero]

lol, can i ask what brought on this sudden urge to bump the oral thread, did something happen (orally speaking)?
No, I just wanted to say "S my D".

[kaycey]

No, I just wanted to say "S my D".
oh.

[DaveZeroZero]

It is my moral duty to keep this thread alive.

[BJW7191]

It is my moral duty to keep this thread alive.


could i help by being your right hand man

[DaveZeroZero]

could i help by being your right hand man
What I need is an open-mouthed woman.

[BJW7191]

talk to mars... she would probably help you out in that catagory

[Anne.Frank]

Oral is why us men live

[.invisible ink.]

talk to mars... she would probably help you out in that catagory

hahaha, qft.

[MarsEatWorld]

oh my gawd guys.

[MarsEatWorld]

talk to mars... she would probably help you out in that catagory

hahaha, qft.


funnnnyyyyyyyyyyy


assholes