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bopst
03/15/05, 07:18 AM
Masturbating!

http://qrd.tcp.com/qrd/religion/judeochristian/protestantism/mormon/mormon-masturbation

From the site....

"In very severe cases it may be necessary to tie a hand to the bed frame with a tie in order that the habit of masturbating in a semi-sleep condition can be broken....."
Greg
03/15/05, 07:23 AM
haha what the hell?
Alex Djaferis
03/15/05, 07:23 AM
hahahahahahahahahaha
bopst
03/15/05, 07:27 AM
Those wacky mormons....
Chemical Love
03/15/05, 07:29 AM
weird..
Shoes
03/15/05, 07:30 AM
hahaha it must suck so much to be a mormon
Skatetopunk
03/15/05, 07:31 AM
Those wacky mormons....

word
bopst
03/15/05, 07:50 AM
Anybody read this?

"Under the Banner of Heaven: A Story of Violent Faith"
Jon Krakauer
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0385509510/103-6545286-5553415

Now that's real wacky....
Skatetopunk
03/15/05, 07:53 AM
Silly mormons....lol...

in the words of NoFx "the fittest are surviving much less often..."

the "fittest" being those like me....white emo christians...lol
bopst
03/15/05, 08:04 AM
I subscribe to the notion that religion, all religion, is a gateway psychosis....
punkpixie
03/15/05, 08:54 AM
I'm not religious...thank God. hahaha!
AshesAshes
03/15/05, 09:51 AM
hahahahahaha..i live in utah i gotta deal with those mormons..i was jsut telling pat marquez yesterday how crazy they were haha...damn lime jello eaters
hXc_pwnage
03/15/05, 10:09 AM
Hahahaha. Wow.
SonEric84
03/15/05, 11:05 AM
I'm not religious...thank God. hahaha!


hahaha Oh the irony.
Pat Marquez
03/15/05, 11:13 AM
Haha, mormons.
AshesAshes
03/15/05, 11:15 AM
Haha, mormons.
haha..there crazy jello eaters i tell ya...what..
aolsux
03/15/05, 12:04 PM
haha, i used to date a mormon girl...god does their religion suck
AshesAshes
03/15/05, 12:08 PM
haha, i used to date a mormon girl...god does their religion suck
haha...i feel bad for you...ive been there before.............. :headshake