Synester gates

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

Synester gates is such a god I love him he is so sexy

[pilot_light_out]

Anal

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

Loser

[Machu505]

Kill yourself.

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

who me

[A Love American]

I don't see the humor in this.

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

I know pilot light out and Machu505 are being losers

[the daniel]

i really hate the music that this band makes (well, the music that they make NOW, their first cd's were pretty sweet) but i think hes a pretty cool dude, nonetheless, i still hate the band. i've watched one of their stupid little documentaries (my friend is into them) and that's where i made my judgment.

[SanePsychotic]

Synester gates is such a god I love him he is so sexy

This is most definatly a run-on sentence. You might want to work on that.

Also, I fail to see how he is "so sexy". He makes me gag.

[voncorn]

Synester gates is such a god I love him he is so sexy

Even worse username than mine.

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

Your a bitch if you don't think he is sexy

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

Sut up bitch

[prlyknitswtr]

go back to school u 13 year old cunt

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

Well a7Xdeathbatxx45 is a beter username than Voncorn

[the daniel]

Your a bitch if you don't think he is sexy
people hate different taste, chill out... you're such a damn teenie.

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

Make me im homeschooled so screw you

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

Make me loser

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

you fuckers have no life

[prlyknitswtr]

im over this

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

well your a fucker the daniel

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

whatever fucker

[Machu505]

Ok, so I'm guessing you are:

a) A Mormon child trying to rebel by being punk rawk.

b) A Catholic child trying to rebel by being punk rawk.

c) A failed abortion.

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

B fucker

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

You guys are losers

[A Love American]

I hope this isn't fake. It's fake though.

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

It isn't loser

[A Love American]

aight

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

What ever weirdo

[joss d.]

is it supposed to be sinister? does he really spell it synestwhatever lol?

[SanePsychotic]

Your a bitch if you don't think he is sexy

What's with all the profanity? Would you talk that way to your mother?

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

Ya cause i m a fucker child

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

your all frigin losers get a life

[OdeToTheSun]

Well a7Xdeathbatxx45 is a beter username than Voncorn
Umm....no it's not.

[caLLmEnOoNe]

Umm....no it's not.
lol this

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

what????

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

FUCKERS

[Burn That Shit]

Worst fake account ever, and if by chance you're not a fake, well then fuck you.

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

Fuck You Loser It Isn"t Fake Loser

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

Loser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-)

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

Your all fucking losers

http://Avengedsevenfold.com

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

Bitches and loser you don't have life so if you were my age your parents would wish they go an abortion when they were preganant

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

I m glad im not like you idiots your all probably all unemployed

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

you probably are homeless to

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

you probably droped out of school to losers

[Burning Star IV]

Priceless.

[OdeToTheSun]

Priceless.
...but for everything else (just not A7x cd's), there's mastercard.

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

lol =)

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

Lol

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

LOL lol

[Burning Star IV]

+1

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

wat the fuck

[joss d.]

triple posts without any quotes ftl

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

Check my profile out and a i will be nice

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

Check my profile out and a i will be nice

[OdeToTheSun]

triple posts without any quotes ftl
Fake accounts never know how to quote.
Oh wait, she said she wasn't fake. Nevermind.

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

Ya add me as your friends

[LiquorAndDick]

Biggest goon on the face of the planet. There is no 'man' I hate more.

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

who

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

Synester gates

[11:11]

Hahahahaha. I love immature little kids.

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

Im not a little kid whore

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

whore

[11:11]

I love how it takes her 15 seconds to prove my point.

[LiquorAndDick]

Yes, the man who's real name is Brian Elwin Haner, Jr. What is it with gimmick musicians changing their name from Brian? Brian Hugh Warner started it all I reckon.

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

your a loser go fuck your mother

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

your a fucker if you don't like hime loser

[Burning Star IV]

*you're

[11:11]

I think I'm gonna go back and check how many times you've used the word "fuck" to preoccupy myself.

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

good than you can go mastribate

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

your picture is so lame mine is beter

[11:11]

Wow. Only eleven? I could've sworn it was more.

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

I m 13 you whore

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

go shove your computer up your ass

[Burning Star IV]

So vulgar.

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

go on fucker

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

I don't care fucker

[11:11]

I was saying how many times you said "fuck". If I were to place your age, based on maturity level, I'd probably have to put you at...7?

[11:11]

13.

[Burning Star IV]

Lololololol

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

You all fucker

and your picture is so lame mine is beter

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

I doubt your a could kisser

[11:11]

How do you become a could kisser?

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

GO sleep with barack obama

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

OMG i make out all the time with guys

[11:11]

Your dad doesn't count, sweetie.

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

Omfg I Had A Boyfriend In 3rd Grade

[eman83]

How is this person not banned yet?

[11:11]

Was he in love with Synester Gates too?

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

Cause I'm AWSOME

[11:11]

How is this person not banned yet?
I don't know, but stick around. It's pretty fun.

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

maybe

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

I hope so fighting with people is fun

[11:11]

Aww, you two were soul mates! How could you ditch a guy in love with your hero?

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

He moved and I never saw him again

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

wow if my mom saw what im writing she would kill me

[11:11]

He's probably sleeping with Synester now. Jealous?

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

Ha Ha Ha Not...

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

Im Watching Halloween Right Now

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

Loser!!!!!

[voncorn]

I'm watching your dignity and my respect for you dive deeper into a sea of nothing with every post you make.

[11:11]

You respected her before?

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

IM not going to be a jerk anymore sorry

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

Do any of you like synester gates

[11:11]

Not in the slightest.

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

Whatever i don't feel like fighting anymore thats your opinion i don't care

sorry if I hut your feelings

[11:11]

No you're not. You're a meanie!

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

YES IM SORRY I NOW IM AM A JERK SOMETIME

friends :-) :-(

[11:11]

:-(

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

CAN we try to be nice to each other

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

How old are you anyway

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

I just was trying to seem older thats the truth okay

[11:11]

I'm a junior in high school. Does that answer your question?

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

Me too IM in 8th grade

[11:11]

The worst thing a person can do is be someone they're not. Unless they're an actor.

[11:11]

You can't be a junior in high school and in 8th grade at the same time...

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

Im not pretending what grade are you in.

[caityconundrum]

voncorn is cute.


what on earth is going on in here?

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

Isn't junior high 8th grade

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

trying to be nice to people

[caityconundrum]

he said a junior in high school. that's eleventh grade dear.

[11:11]

voncorn is cute.


what on earth is going on in here?
Haha, just read from the beginning. It's hilarious.

[11:11]

No, I'm a junior in high school. That's 11th grade.

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

oh I thought that was highschool

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

Is my appolige accepted

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

do you like slipknot

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

Are you still mad at me

[11:11]

I don't like them, but I respect the members.

[caityconundrum]

OMG i make out all the time with guys
hahahahahahahaha. this thread was hilarious and also i feel like my iq dropped few points reading it. thanks owen.

do you like slipknot
no. not at all.




stop posting so much. just wait a few minutes and you could save a lot of time and space.



my impression of this thread so far:
loser fucker fucker fucker loser loser fucker loser fucker. fuck your mother.




also, who the hell is synester gates?

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

http://brinklj.blogspot.com/2008_04_01_archive.html

[11:11]

hahahahahahahaha. this thread was hilarious and also i feel like my iq dropped few points reading it. thanks owen.


no. not at all.




stop posting so much. just wait a few minutes and you could save a lot of time and space.



my impression of this thread so far:
loser fucker fucker fucker loser loser fucker loser fucker. fuck your mother.




also, who the hell is synester gates?
Silly Caity, you forgot the two or three "bitches" she added in there.
He's the guitarist of Avenged Sevenfold.

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

He is from Avenged sevenfold he is the lead guitarist

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

ya

[caityconundrum]

Silly Caity, you forgot the two or three "bitches" she added in there.
He's the guitarist of Avenged Sevenfold.
oh right, sorry. i was being simplistic. u know.


fucker.

ya
this was unnecessary.

[11:11]

oh right, sorry. i was being simplistic. u know.


fucker.


this was unnecessary.
:neiner:

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

ok that was my old post i said I was sorry now im trying to be nice

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

:-p

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

I hate my life I am such a screw up

[11:11]

Now you're just looking for attention.

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

Im such a retard

you guys probably hate me

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

No im not

[c_rob2700]

http://lbegley.googlepages.com/banhammer.jpg

[caityconundrum]

oh dear god. you're thirteen. go outside and play.

[11:11]

Here's what you need to do:

1) Get a new username, particularly one that doesn't involve Ax7. A new avatar would be good too.
2) Don't curse, and use proper grammar.
3) Don't call yourself a screw up, people then to begin to dislike you a lot more.
4) Listen to Ray Lamontagne, Brand New, and John Mayer.
5) Give me 20 bucks for changing your life.

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

you guys are so mean to me just because you seventeen and eighteen you think you can make fun of people younger than you

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

fine ha ha:-)

[11:11]

1) I'm 16
2) I was being serious. That's good advice right there.

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

thanks for trying to help

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

you know when i was ten I tried to cut myself

[caityconundrum]

hehehe.

http://i34.tinypic.com/w9z3o9.gif

[11:11]

Ugh. I hate cutting. Don't ever mention/do it again. It's disgusting, perverted, and makes me want to barf. You need to listen to happy music.

[c_rob2700]

you know when i was ten I tried to cut myself
this time, go for the jugular!

[11:11]

hehehe.

http://i34.tinypic.com/w9z3o9.gif
Congrats on giving me my first sig-worthy comment.

[caityconundrum]

if you're even being serious:


do not ever cut yourself. dumbest shit i've ever heard. does not solve anything.



god you remind me of my cousin. life is not shit. life is good. shut up and be happy.


REALLY? i don't know that i've ever been sigged before. i'm honored. :-)

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

Im a such a asshole

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

I don't anymore

[c_rob2700]

Im a such a asshole
yes you are, quit being a fucking troll

[11:11]

Saying stuff like that is bad too. Seriously, go listen to Jason Mraz, watch the Lion King, and get some ice cream. And take off all of that makeup.

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

Im A Weirdo Im So Stupid

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

you thats me on the avatar

[11:11]

You are not Zooey Deschenal.

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

Do you really think thats me on the avatar

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

What

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

Do Youthink That Is Me

[c_rob2700]

What
GTFO

[11:11]

I couldn't really understand what you said. I thought you said "that's me on your avatar".

Of course I don't think that you're her.

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

Do you really think that is me

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

Do you think thats me on my avatar

[11:11]

Um, no. Synester Gates is not a 13-year old girl.

[caityconundrum]

you thats me on the avatar

Do you really think thats me on the avatar

Do Youthink That Is Me

Do you really think that is me

Do you think thats me on my avatar
please stop doing this.

if you post once clearly, you will not need to repeat yourself five times.

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

Do you think thats me on my avatar
dude

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

Sorry well im not wearing make up right now im watching halloween the movie

[_jonas]

Zooey>>> 13 year old girl cross dressing Synester Gates

[11:11]

...I said no?

[11:11]

Zooey>>> 13 year old girl cross dressing Synester Gates
Hahahaha. I needed that.

[_jonas]

Will she shut the fuck up? Where's Chris?

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

do you wear makeup or have peircings

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

Shut up whore

JONAS

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

losers rot in HELL

[11:11]

Shut up whore

JONAS
Hey hey hey, none of that. I thought we agreed you would be nice?

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

your jerks

[caityconundrum]

hahhaa here we go again.

revised impression:
loser fucker whore loser whore fucker fucker. bitch.

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

ok then stop making fun of me

[_jonas]

Losers don't know how to fully state what they mean in one post.

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

JUst stop being mean and i will stop swearing

OK DUDE

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

whatever i don't feel like fighting with you two ok'
can we just get along

[_jonas]

Does myspace not exist?

[11:11]

Remember- good grammar and no cursing is always good.

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

IM sick of fighting ok can we just stop being jerks to eachother

okay

you three

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

ok can we just all be kind to eachother you guys are kind of hurting my feelings

ok it's not cool to pick on people

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

why are we fighting anyway this is so stupid

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

I just join a week ago

[caityconundrum]

did you just call me a dude?


all i ask is that you stop repeating yourself and posting obscenities just because someone on an internet message board wasn't overly nice to you. that's it.

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

and I don't want to get banned so can we just stop fighting

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

sorry okay I'll stop

[11:11]

I really think you should go back and read my advice again, and this time, take it. I personally guarentee people will be nicer to you, as long as you don't make threads like "Synester Gates" or "Avenged Sevenfold".

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

ok i posted an appolige on my blog

[_jonas]

or any threads

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

______JOnas can you stop being so mean

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

I'm just saying you can't tell me to not like A7X ok

[_jonas]

yep

[_jonas]

sry

[_jonas]

k?

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

I don't like being pushed around by 18 and 17 year olds

[_jonas]

cool?

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

Okay friends

[caityconundrum]

i'm pretty sure no one said you couldn't like them.
but most people on this website do not, so if you post a lot of threads about them or their members, you will not be approached by the site's nicest people.

[_jonas]

yay

[11:11]

It's ok to like them, just keep it in the closet. Start listening to stuff like blink-182 or Brand New or Something Corporate. All are much better bands that are generally enjoyed by everyone.

[_jonas]

yip i mean

[A7XdeathbatXX45]

How old are you anyway JONAS

[_jonas]

15.5

[_jonas]

is no smoke o drink

[_jonas]

tis bad

[joss d.]

in all seriousness is it really spelled synester? or is it supposed to be sinister?

[_jonas]

boyscout

[caityconundrum]

jonas, i'm sure you think you're being clever/funny but you're being just as annoying as you think she is. so stop please. :-)

[11:11]

Sadly, it really is Synester.

[micahistheballs]

How the fuck has this not been posted yet?

Man, you guys are fuckin' gay or somethin'. A7X is the best fuckin' band out there. I mean, are you fuckin' serious with this shit? Ok, let me just lay it out for you fuckin' dude-fuckers...
1. The lead singer's name is M. fuckin' Shadows. Shadows=dark, dark=mysterious, mysterious=badass.
2. Their new video has fuckin' flames EVERYWHERE. Nuff said.
3. Their logo is of a skull with fuckin' wings. It's like it's sayin, "No I don't have any fuckin' skin, but I'm still comin' after you 'cause I'm pissed about it and I have fuckin' wings."
4. They never fuckin' smile in any of their pictures because they're always about to whip some fuckin' gay dude's ass for likin' Dashboard Confessional or Kenny G or any of that gay shit.
5. One of the guitar players' names is Synyster Gates. Synyster fuckin' Gates, dude. It's like he's Bill Gates' fuckin' badass cousin that used to beat his fuckin' gay nerdy ass all the time when Bill was all like, "You're spelling your name wrong." And Synyster was all like, "I fuckin' like it that way, cause it's like, I'm fuckin' evil, but at the same time I don't care about spelling shit right."

Yeah, so maybe next time y'all are all balls-deep in some dude's fuckin' asshole listenin' to fuckin' Fall Out Gay, you can be like, "Damn, that dude was fuckin' right. A7X is fuckin' badass."

Sgt. Fumunda ftw

[_jonas]

i'm just upping post count

[11:11]

How the fuck has this not been posted yet?



Sgt. Fumunda ftw
I remembered it, but I don't have that thread bookmarked or anything.

[micahistheballs]

I remembered it, but I don't have that thread bookmarked or anything.
I stole it from Ben's sig.

[11:11]

I stole it from Ben's sig.
Do you remember the name of the thread that it was posted in recently? It was something like "Epic Posts" or "AP's Greatest Posts".

[joss d.]

How the fuck has this not been posted yet?



Sgt. Fumunda ftw

holy lol, was this guy being serious? link to establish context?

[micahistheballs]

Do you remember the name of the thread that it was posted in recently? It was something like "Epic Posts" or "AP's Greatest Posts".

I do not. I think the word legendary was involved though.

holy lol, was this guy being serious? link to establish context?

No he was not.
http://absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?p=7909537#post790953 7

[caLLmEnOoNe]

i'm just upping post count
yeah i think the girl who started this thread was doing the same thing

[micahistheballs]

Chris Fallon should have shown up about 224 posts ago though.

[joss d.]

I do not. I think the word legendary was involved though.



No he was not.
http://absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?p=7909537#post790953 7

thank you, this made my life.