Macho Man Randy Savage is a pimp

[tbag311]

this guy is a wrestler and he put out a rap cd! This shit is hilarious!

http://www.machoman.com/

listen to the music on the site....you guys will love this shit!

(btw...this is old, but in case you didn't know..)

[Signals Corrupted]

yes this is old. i hate him

[apoemtothedead]

me too. ohhhhh yeeeeeeeeeeeeah. stab.

[FinchBulldog2]

haha you gotta love that song about how he misses Mr. Perfect.

[catchmealone]

Man, they sell this at Wal Mart, I got this a long time ago, but I lost it

[apoemtothedead]

Man, they sell this at Wal Mart, I got this a long time ago, but I lost it

Why did you buy it if he is no better than you?

[catchmealone]

Wow, you need to give it up already

[apoemtothedead]

I just want an answer.

[FinchBulldog2]

Word battle!

[catchmealone]

I just want an answer.
Just because I buy the cd does not mean I think he's better than me.

[apoemtothedead]

Just because I buy the cd does not mean I think he's better than me.

Well you're obviously supporting him monetarily. Therefore he must do something that you're willing to pay for.

[tbag311]

Dude...I would buy this cd if I saw it in the store. I'd have some chick in my passenger seat and she would be like "who the hell is this?" and I would be like "bitch! it's macho man randy savage! who the fuck you think it is???"

or something along the lines of that.....I can't get enough of this dumbass :love:

he's like wesley willis to me, exept not as musically talented :animateds

[FinchBulldog2]

Dude...I would buy this cd if I saw it in the store. I'd have some chick in my passenger seat and she would be like "who the hell is this?" and I would be like "bitch! it's macho man randy savage! who the fuck you think it is???"

or something along the lines of that.....I can't get enough of this dumbass :love:

he's like wesley willis to me, exept not as musically talented :animateds
Is that the homeless guy that sang McDonalds rock or whatever?

[tbag311]

Is that the homeless guy that sang McDonalds rock or whatever?

i'll give you the small amount of scene points I have!

and btw, the full title of that masterpiece is "rock and roll mcdonalds"

[catchmealone]

Yes, how does that constitute me thinking he is better than I am? It simply means he put out a product that I felt was worth my $9.99.

[apoemtothedead]

If he was no better than you then you could make the CD by yourself and pay nothing.

[FinchBulldog2]

"get down to the rock music"

[FinchBulldog2]

I'm now downloading the entire Wesley Willis collection haha. The man is a genius.

[AshesAshes]

i posted something about this a bit ago i even put up lyrics :) he really rips into hulk hogan....ill post them again since there so goddamn great.....................

Hulk Hogan, Hollywood Hulkster, whatever they call you
I'm coming after you coward

Hot diggity damn Hulk you set it off
Used to be hard, Hulk
Now you done turned soft
Doin' telephone commercials I seen ya
Dancin' in tights as a ballerina
I knew all along you had those tendencies
Cause you been runnin' from Macho like I got a disease
Dude, please, your PPV event was a joke
You're avoiding Randy Savage cause ya know you'll get smoked
Come on, you'll phony fight The Rock ..(hard to understand here)
But when they tell us we'll do a real fight you passed
I called him out, thought the punk was here and to go
It was a charity event but The Hulk didn't show
Hollywood Hulkster, you're at the end of your rope
And I'm gonna kick you in the butt and wash your mouth out with soap
Cause, like Rodney Dangerfield he gets no respect
Come on Hulk, let's wreck, so I can put you in check

Be A Man, Hulk
Come on, don't be scared
You're running from Macho that's what I heard

[AshesAshes]

song 2..........and yes he really does refer to someone as dog in this song

Yeah)
Ooh Yeah, you should've never messed with the Macho
Man Randy Savage dude (that's right) You're in trouble now

[CHORUS]
Oh No! Ya better watch yourself cuz I'm bad for your health
And I'm about ready to blow
Uhhh Oohh!! Now There's Gonna Be Trouble!
Oh No! Ya better watch yourself cuz I'm bad for your health
Ya feelin' the wrath of Macho
Uhhh Oohh! Now There's Gonna Be Trouble


Everybody wants to talk shhh.... I heard it all before
But by the time I'm done with you you're layin' flat on the floor
I'm the Macho Man Number 1 exterminator
Ya see my come your way you better say your prayers
I'm sick and tired of all the speculation
You talked that junk now you're a hospital patient
I told you before dat Randy ain't playin'
Now you're all swoled up that's the price you're payin'
You're sayin' sorry but it's too late now
Cuz I dissed ya and dismissed ya like a bastard child
(Boom Bow) you're knocked out and don't know how
Takin' Shh....from you chumps is something I don't allow

[CHORUS]

You're in trouble now dude cuz talkin' a lot
of Shhh ain't my style dude
But you always wanna run off at the mouth dude
I'm about to show you what I'm all about dude
I'll knock you out dude
I can't believe the gall of all these wrestlin' cowards
Cuz they all know the Macho Man got the power
Even though you haven't seen me in the ring for awhile
I'll still kick ya butt and walk away with a smile
That's my style I let my fists do the talkin'
So don't even think about it dude keep walking
All you new dudes I'm about to bust ya bubble
Cuz when the Savage comes back you're all in TROUBLE


(Uh huh) Smokke, this is Macho Bad
Smokke and the Macho Man look homey I am not your man
Watch what ya say before the ----go bam
and if I miss partner Ya better watch your fam, got a savage
named Randy who is not for playin'
A heckler and kotch that I cop for sprayin'
A whip with a top I can drop when I tan
And if you get spotted, better start your prayin'
Messin' with me dog you ain't got no name
And worse case scenario you got no change
I curse through the stereo & rock your brain
Smokke and Macho Man it's not no game


Macho Man Randy Savage baby he ain't playin'
he comin' at ya like this

[AshesAshes]

last one im sorry if anyone has read any of these lyrics.......... :animateds the macho man sounds like a real freak when he gets it on.......read this


Get It On

Ooh yeah, it's the Macho Man Randy Savage
and we're about to drop it on you like this
Check it out, here we go


OOOH Yeah We got the power and we're ready to wreck
With a force so deadly it'll snap ya neck
OOOH Yeah we're about to put this thing in motion
We'll hit ya so hard you'll have a body convulsion
OOOH Yeah We've been kickin' butt way too long
So don't get us wrong cuz we're way too strong
OOOH Yeah Anyone wants to test the king
It ain't no thing just step in the ring

[CHORUS]
Let's Go Baby Come On Tear It Up
Let's Roll Baby Come On Kick Some Butt
Everybody Step Back cuz we're comin' too strong
So Let's Get It On (what) Let's Get It On (what)

Let's Go Baby Come On Tear It Up
Let's Roll Baby Come On Kick Some Butt
Everybody Step Back cuz we're comin' too strong
So Let's Get It On (what) Let's Get It On (what)


OOOH Yeah I don't think you wanna mess with us
Cuz we'll slam ya on the ground now ya coughin' up dust
OOOH Yeah it's not wise to mess with Randy
Cuz you'll catch a beatdown to the third degree
OOOH Yeah you don't believe me bring it on dude
I'd advise that you don't cuz I'm not in the mood
OOOH Yeah me get beat's not part of the plan
So you're about to feel the wrath of the Macho Man

Ooh yeah it's the Macho Man Randy Savage droppin'
the hotness on
you what it is, is what it is and so until next time, peace out

[trustmeimokay]

I've actually got this album.

I downloaded it.

[Chemical Love]

haha i've never seen / heard this. after the WWF pro wrestlers hit rock bottom.

[catchmealone]

You are simply putting words in my mouth. Just because I buy something does not mean someone is better than I am.
Grow up, I bet you are 15

[Signals Corrupted]

I've actually got this album.

I downloaded it.


haha this is one album i wouldnt feel guilty about d/ling and not purchasing.

[ALI.v.s.FRAZIER]

oooohhhhhhhhh yyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaa ahhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y27/skunkx/macho.bmp

[AshesAshes]

oooohhhhhhhhh yyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaa ahhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y27/skunkx/macho.bmp
Snap into a Slimjim

[Signals Corrupted]

Snap into a Slimjim


those are disgusting. fucking cat guts. bleh