Roomates

[FinchBulldog2]

I might slap my roomate. Lazy slob is skipping yet another class. Fucking big creatine steroid taking dumbass.... leave the goddamn room so I can watch porn and masturbate.

[Drew Beringer]

hahahha, that sucks.

[punkpixie]

hahahaha! I have a guess that if you watch porn and masturbate with him in the room, he'll leave. Try that.

[FinchBulldog2]

hahahaha! I have a guess that if you watch porn and masturbate with him in the room, he'll leave. Try that.
Brilliant!

[punkpixie]

Brilliant!

You know it! I have all the best plans...hahaha

[punkpixie]

I know I'd leave the room...

[Louise Heng]

i thought you ate him last night? or was it just his leg?

[hobotodd311]

my roommate last semester was such a loser. he went to class for about the first week or so and then stopped going. he would get stoned and stay up til about 5 am everynight playing video games with his friend while i was trying to sleep. he would sleep til about 3 or 4 in the afternoon everyday too. thankfully he got kicked out or died or something.

[aminorthreat55]

My roommate fucking owns the world. He's also 21. :animateds

[Tanooki Suit]

I love being Alan's roommate. Sure, occasionally we'll have a little problem, but being the mature adults we are, we can just discuss it and compromise. I mean, I don't know how he feels since I'm more slobby, but I wouldn't have anyone else (unless I could afford to live alone, then I would do that) as my roommate.

[FinchBulldog2]

Lousie I have/had 2...I ended up eating the other one. I wouldn't be able to finish the slothburger(Mike) in one sitting.

[Louise Heng]

My roommate fucking owns the world. He's also 21. :animateds
i was like "who cares that he's 21?" and then i remembered that whole 21 american drinking age thing. lalala. i've been able to buy alcohol legally for 8 months now.

last semester, i practically lived at my best friends house. his sister is the same size as me and i would just steal all her clothes, it was a good deal.

[EnderDove]

Um....I live at home....

[Shoes]

Well I also live at home but easter holidays are coming up next tuesday and mum's going away to london to see my sisters so I'm going to have a 'small' party and get well and truly out of my face.
Three cheers for my sisters going to universities in an another city!!

[sweethypocrisy]

Um....I live at home....
everyone lives at home, stupid ass.


:sex:

[EnderDove]

everyone lives at home, stupid ass.


:sex:
Um.....no.....some people live in dorms, but then go HOME for holidays and breaks. See the difference, dont try so hard to insult me and it'll work better. :)

[FallingOut]

Last year when I lived at school, they put me with this huge, black football player. He was about 6'6' and his best friend was about 6'9" at least. Mind you Im about 4'11", so that was a little akward. Then I finally changed dorms to get the hell out of the football player paradise and I get stuck with another dude thats 6'8" but he was a completely band geek, and he loved anime. So now I live at home.

[BrandNew20]

My first roomate was into running a little bit too much, it was all he'd ever talk about. Oh well, he was an ok guy.

[mirtizzle]

the first year i lived in the dorms, i was in a triple with a crazy bitch who took esctacy and a super conservative chinese girl who went to church 3 times a week. i began hiding out in a room down the hall and ended up meeting my current roommate of 2 years. so i suppose everything happens for a reason.

but i never go to class, and i do just fine, i still have my scholarships and a decent gpa, and i'm just trying to get the hell out of here, not find the cure to cancer, but a couple of my past roommates seemed to care SO MUCH about why i wasn't going to class, and that irritated me the most. i don't care what they did, why did they care so much about what i did?

[EnderDove]

Last year when I lived at school, they put me with this huge, black football player. He was about 6'6' and his best friend was about 6'9" at least. Mind you Im about 4'11", so that was a little akward. Then I finally changed dorms to get the hell out of the football player paradise and I get stuck with another dude thats 6'8" but he was a completely band geek, and he loved anime. So now I live at home.
Hahaha, cursed with tall freaks.

[theESCO]

Ask if he'll jerk you off?

[Signals Corrupted]

go drop your testicles on his foot.

[SC0926]

my roomates are awesome....we all get along really well, and were all have pretty different schedules...so we dont see each other enough to bug the other 2 people. :)

[Sabian]

One of my roommates is the guitarist in my band. So yeah thats awesome. But one of my roommates is a wanna be gangsta from NYC who listens to 50 cent all day. The other one is a preppy emo kid who blasts Hawthorne Heights and works at Hollister. Hes so punk rawk

[weezer182]

I might slap my roomate. Lazy slob is skipping yet another class. Fucking big creatine steroid taking dumbass.... leave the goddamn room so I can watch porn and masturbate.
that is a very disturbing thought. keep that to yourself :headshake

[jaimej]

OMG I had the WORST roommate EVER my freshman year of College. She was CRAZY. She was from this hick town in Western NY called Chittenango or something like that. Her boyfriend at home was 14 when she was 18.. weird at first but I was like whatever and let that go. Her family were tremendous hicks, which I pretty much expected. She wore flannel shirts and like acid washed jeans, and even though she had a boyfriend she always used to hit on one of my friends, a girl. She'd be up all night on her computer talking to her boyfriend, and sleep until like 9pm every single day. Not kidding. And if that wasn't bad enough, she used to tell me all this freaky shit, how she hates brushing her teeth and just chews gum instead. One day she asked me what I would do if I came home and she was dead. I told her I wouldn't know for like a week because shes always in her bed anyway that I'd think she was sleeping. What a freak. She transferred the next semester, to Boston University I heard. Who knows.

[Shoes]

HAHAHHAHAHAAAAAA your rooomate ruled

[Signals Corrupted]

OMG I had the WORST roommate EVER my freshman year of College. She was CRAZY. She was from this hick town in Western NY called Chittenango or something like that. Her boyfriend at home was 14 when she was 18.. weird at first but I was like whatever and let that go. Her family were tremendous hicks, which I pretty much expected. She wore flannel shirts and like acid washed jeans, and even though she had a boyfriend she always used to hit on one of my friends, a girl. She'd be up all night on her computer talking to her boyfriend, and sleep until like 9pm every single day. Not kidding. And if that wasn't bad enough, she used to tell me all this freaky shit, how she hates brushing her teeth and just chews gum instead. One day she asked me what I would do if I came home and she was dead. I told her I wouldn't know for like a week because shes always in her bed anyway that I'd think she was sleeping. What a freak. She transferred the next semester, to Boston University I heard. Who knows.

that sounds like my ideal woman right there :animateds

[FinchBulldog2]

OMG I had the WORST roommate EVER my freshman year of College. She was CRAZY. She was from this hick town in Western NY called Chittenango or something like that. Her boyfriend at home was 14 when she was 18.. weird at first but I was like whatever and let that go. Her family were tremendous hicks, which I pretty much expected. She wore flannel shirts and like acid washed jeans, and even though she had a boyfriend she always used to hit on one of my friends, a girl. She'd be up all night on her computer talking to her boyfriend, and sleep until like 9pm every single day. Not kidding. And if that wasn't bad enough, she used to tell me all this freaky shit, how she hates brushing her teeth and just chews gum instead. One day she asked me what I would do if I came home and she was dead. I told her I wouldn't know for like a week because shes always in her bed anyway that I'd think she was sleeping. What a freak. She transferred the next semester, to Boston University I heard. Who knows.
You're leaving out the important stuff:

Is she hot?
Did she get it on with your female friend?
Did you have a 3some with her and her 14 year old boyfriend?

[Shoes]

Did you have a 3some with her and her 14 year old boyfriend?
Kevin that is so wrong

[jaimej]

No she was nasty looking. And her boyfriend was worse. Gah I get shivers just thinking about it.

[aolsux]

Yeah, I live at home. I hate it when I want to masturbate and my sister is home.

[Alan Rupp]

I love being Alan's roommate. Sure, occasionally we'll have a little problem, but being the mature adults we are, we can just discuss it and compromise. I mean, I don't know how he feels since I'm more slobby, but I wouldn't have anyone else (unless I could afford to live alone, then I would do that) as my roommate.
Agreed...although I'd hardly say you're more slobby. There comes a time when you can't tell the difference between your mess and mine.

[FinchBulldog2]

Yeah, I live at home. I hate it when I want to masturbate and my sister is home.
Is she hot?

[Sabian]

Senior year Pete and I are getting a place together. We're going to have like 4 cats :animateds

[Shoes]

Is she hot?
Dude you really need to go masturbate

[jaimej]

Senior year Pete and I are getting a place together. We're going to have like 4 cats :animateds
Awe I love cats. I have one and shes the cutest thing ever.

[FinchBulldog2]

Awe I love cats. I have one and shes the cutest thing ever.
Is the cat hot?

[EnderDove]

You're leaving out the important stuff:

Is she hot?
Did she get it on with your female friend?
Did you have a 3some with her and her 14 year old boyfriend?
I was fine with that until the last statement....it sent chills up and down places I didnt know could get chills.

[Sabian]

Yeah Cats own. On new years Bojangles was sniffing Pete's face when he was sleeping on my floor. It was awesome on so many levels.

[sweethypocrisy]

Is the cat hot?
hahahahahaha

[aolsux]

Is she hot?
ughhhhhhhhh

[Signals Corrupted]

jaime this is the famous cuauctemoc!

[jaimej]

jaime this is the famous cuauctemoc!
Awe Vince she is so cute!!! My cat actually looks like the other one (Bojangles). I'll take a pic of her when I get home from work.

[Signals Corrupted]

[QUOTE=jaimej]Awe Vince she is so cute!!! My cat actually looks like the other one (Bojangles). I'll take a pic of her when I get home from work.[/QUOTE


cuauctemoc isnt a she :(. come on hes friggin named after an aztec prince.

[sweethypocrisy]

speaking of pets names my sisters dentists name is patches. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. its her REAL NAME its on her fucking certificate and shit. ahhahahah

[Sabian]

Awe Vince she is so cute!!! My cat actually looks like the other one (Bojangles). I'll take a pic of her when I get home from work.
Ahem. Its Mr. Bojangles to you!

[Signals Corrupted]

speaking of pets names my sisters dentists name is patches. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. its her REAL NAME its on her fucking certificate and shit. ahhahahah


i know a black girl named peaches.

[jaimej]

i know a black girl named peaches.
You win.

And what I meant is that is one damn sexy cat!

[mondeoman]

We cannot have a thread on roommates without me. I mean this is my personal bitch about my roommate thread. Oddly, in the last few weeks, we've been getting along better. He's not that bad and I think we'll be friends when we move out but I cannot live with this guy. It's impossible. I mean he sleeps all the fuckin time and then he makes me feel like I'm a worthless slob loser with no friends.

[jaimej]

We cannot have a thread on roommates without me. I mean this is my personal bitch about my roommate thread. Oddly, in the last few weeks, we've been getting along better. He's not that bad and I think we'll be friends when we move out but I cannot live with this guy. It's impossible. I mean he sleeps all the fuckin time and then he makes me feel like I'm a worthless slob loser with no friends.
You mean you're not?????

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