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Alex Djaferis
03/17/05, 05:21 AM
Anyone else a huge fan of Monty Python?
punklet2101
03/17/05, 05:27 AM
Yes. haha
Mercy Medical
03/17/05, 05:29 AM
Monty Python owns my soul....well, not really, but I am a big fan.
SkaBum14
03/17/05, 05:31 AM
Aye.
FinchBulldog2
03/17/05, 05:36 AM
They're alright I guess. Not a big fan.
life of brian/the meaning of life/the holy grail = best movies ever
Alex Djaferis
03/17/05, 05:49 AM
"I fart in your general direction.....your mother was a whore and your father smelt of elderberries!"
Stereo Mike
03/17/05, 05:50 AM
"I fart in your general direction.....your mother was a whore and your father smelt of elderberries!"
hahaha, i fart in your general direction. Pure comedic genius.
Alex Djaferis
03/17/05, 05:51 AM
"I wave my privates in your direction engleesh pig dog!"
Stereo Mike
03/17/05, 05:55 AM
''Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? ''Not at all, they should be carried''
''Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.''
SkaBum14
03/17/05, 05:56 AM
Help! I'm being repressed!
....or is it oppressed....? I forget.
Alex Djaferis
03/17/05, 06:02 AM
correction to my quote :)
I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
even funnier now lol
Alex Djaferis
03/17/05, 06:02 AM
Help! I'm being repressed!
....or is it oppressed....? I forget.
repressed...
SkaBum14
03/17/05, 06:16 AM
repressed...
I thought so. I should have gone with my animal instincts. Now, my hesitation is going to cause the other males in the pack to challenge my dominance.
Never really was a big fan. Not sure why.
aminorthreat55
03/17/05, 07:11 AM
I love it. They have Spam-A-Lot on Broadway now. I can't wait to go up there and see it.
punkpixie
03/17/05, 07:12 AM
correction to my quote :)
I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
even funnier now lol
hahahaha. I love Monty Python. 'No-one expects the Spanish inquesition!' (anyone whos scene that will know why its funny)
The more pressing question is, who isn't?
Because if they aren't then we know who to shoot, hang, draw and quarter.
elanmoridin
03/17/05, 09:36 AM
HUGE fan..............I almost have them all MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA............uh.. ..... yeah how could somebody not like them?? ......... is that even possible?
Alan Rupp
03/17/05, 09:44 AM
''Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.''Help! I'm being repressed!
Seriously, Dennis the Peasant is my favorite character ever.
Arthur: "Old woman, can you tell me who lives in that castle?"
Dennis: "Man."
Arthur: "Man, sorry."
Dennis: "I'm 37."
Arthur: "What?"
Dennis: "I'm 37, I'm not old."
Arthur: "Well I couldn't just call you man."
Dennis: "You could've called me Dennis."
Arthur: "I didn't know you were called Dennis."
Dennis: "Well you didn't bother to ask now did you?"
Dennis: "Now we see the violence inherent in the system! Now we see the violence inherent in the system! Help! I'm being repressed!"
punkpixie
03/17/05, 09:48 AM
Seriously, Dennis the Peasant is my favorite character ever.
Arthur: "Old woman, can you tell me who lives in that castle?"
Dennis: "Man."
Arthur: "Man, sorry."
Dennis: "I'm 37."
Arthur: "What?"
Dennis: "I'm 37, I'm not old."
Arthur: "Well I couldn't just call you man."
Dennis: "You could've called me Dennis."
Arthur: "I didn't know you were called Dennis."
Dennis: "Well you didn't bother to ask now did you?"
Dennis: "Now we see the violence inherent in the system! Now we see the violence inherent in the system! Help! I'm being repressed!"
HAHAHAHA Fuck yeah! Monty Python makes me proud to be British!
Alan Rupp
03/17/05, 09:52 AM
HAHAHAHA Fuck yeah! Monty Python makes me proud to be British!
Not to mention the original Trigger Happy TV, The Office, Whose Line, etc
America just jocks British humor, and fails at it.
punkpixie
03/17/05, 09:53 AM
Not to mention the original Trigger Happy TV, The Office, Whose Line, etc
America just jocks British humor, and fails at it.
Yeah, I suppose. My favourite comedy show here at the moment is Little Britain. Have you ever seen it on BBC America?
Alan Rupp
03/17/05, 09:59 AM
Yeah, I suppose. My favourite comedy show here at the moment is Little Britain. Have you ever seen it on BBC America?
Sadly, I don't get BBC America. Who's in it?
aminorthreat55
03/17/05, 10:03 AM
Not to mention the original Trigger Happy TV, The Office, Whose Line, etc
America just jocks British humor, and fails at it.
So true. British humour is awesome.
Alan Rupp
03/17/05, 10:11 AM
So true. British humor is awesome.
*humour
punkpixie
03/17/05, 10:26 AM
*humour
haha! It has these two comedians in it Matt Lucas and David Walliams. I always think of it as a modern day Monty Python actually, you should check it out...
EvilButters
03/17/05, 10:35 AM
Monty Python is fucking awesome. The Holy Grail is still one of the funniest movies ever.
punkpixie
03/17/05, 10:37 AM
Monty Python is fucking awesome. The Holy Grail is still one of the funniest movies ever.
The Knights Who Say Ni own my soul. hahaha
Alan Rupp
03/17/05, 10:54 AM
haha! It has these two comedians in it Matt Lucas and David Walliams. I always think of it as a modern day Monty Python actually, you should check it out...
Awesome...I would, but I have no idea where I'd do that
The Knights Who Say Ni own my soul. hahaha
"We are now, no longer, the Knights Who say Ni. We are The Knights Who say 'ekki ekki ekki ekki pikang zoom-boing'."
punkpixie
03/17/05, 10:56 AM
Awesome...I would, but I have no idea where I'd do that
"We are now, no longer, the Knights Who say Ni. We are The Knights Who say 'ekki ekki ekki ekki pikang zoom-boing'."
hahahahahaha. I love you! scene points. Thats one of my favourite quotes on Monty Python....
(FallFrom)Grace
03/17/05, 11:27 AM
i love Monty Python a little too much...
"it's expired. it has ceased to exist. it is an ex-parrot. if you hadnt glued it to the perch it would be pushing up the daisies"
also.... yes!! Little Britain! actually restored my faith in television. "i didnt do nuffin or nuffin!"
EvilButters
03/17/05, 11:32 AM
Yeah, I even cut a coconut in half(which wasn't easy) and emptied it out just so I could gallop around like Sir Robin. Good times.
punkpixie
03/17/05, 11:44 AM
i love Monty Python a little too much...
"it's expired. it has ceased to exist. it is an ex-parrot. if you hadnt glued it to the perch it would be pushing up the daisies"
also.... yes!! Little Britain! actually restored my faith in television. "i didnt do nuffin or nuffin!"
yeah,but,no,but.....
i'M A LADEEE! hahahahahahaha Yeah, I know. I <3 Little Britain
marrost
03/17/05, 11:44 AM
Fawlty Towers is better.
Stereo Mike
03/17/05, 11:46 AM
haha....
HEAD KNIGHT: Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!
ARTHUR: Who are you?
HEAD KNIGHT: We are the Knights Who Say... Ni!
ARTHUR: No! Not the Knights Who Say Ni!
HEAD KNIGHT: The same!
BEDEVERE: Who are they?
HEAD KNIGHT: We are the keepers of the sacred words: Ni, Pang,
and Ni-wom!
RANDOM: Ni-wom!
ARTHUR: Those who hear them seldom live to tell the tale!
HEAD KNIGHT: The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice!
ARTHUR: Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the
enchanter who lives beyond these woods.
HEAD KNIGHT: Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!
ARTHUR and PARTY: Oh, ow!
HEAD KNIGHT: We shall say 'nee' again to you if you do not
appease us.
ARTHUR: Well, what is it you want?
HEAD KNIGHT: We want... a shrubbery!
[dramatic chord]
ARTHUR: A what?
HEAD KNIGHT: Ni! Ni!
ARTHUR and PARTY: Oh, ow!
ARTHUR: Please, please! No more! We shall find a shrubbery.
HEAD KNIGHT: You must return here with a shrubbery or else you
will never pass through this wood alive!
ARTHUR: O Knights of Ni, you are just and fair, and we will
return with a shrubbery.
HEAD KNIGHT: One that looks nice.
ARTHUR: Of course.
HEAD KNIGHT: And not too expensive.
ARTHUR: Yes.
HEAD KNIGHTS: Now... go!
Alex Djaferis
03/17/05, 11:24 PM
its pure genius. I spent last night watching some monty. it was great.
grayskys
03/18/05, 12:08 AM
Anyone else a huge fan of Monty Python?
yes, i want to see the broadway play of it now!
Alex Djaferis
03/18/05, 12:09 AM
yes, i want to see the broadway play of it now!
theres a broadway play of it?
punkpixie
03/18/05, 01:02 AM
theres a broadway play of it?
hahaha. You know what else is great about monty python? Those live shows that they used to do. Granted I wasn't around to see any of them, but my dad has them all on vinyl. Hilarious!
Alex Djaferis
03/18/05, 01:07 AM
hahaha. You know what else is great about monty python? Those live shows that they used to do. Granted I wasn't around to see any of them, but my dad has them all on vinyal. Hilarious!
on vinyl? slick.
punkpixie
03/18/05, 01:11 AM
on vinyl? slick.
Yeah. He has them all. Bless my father and his record collection. hahaha I spelt vinyl wrong at first!
Alex Djaferis
03/18/05, 01:12 AM
Yeah. He has them all. Bless my father and his record collection. hahaha I spelt vinyl wrong at first!
yes, yes you did :)
My dad has some amazing vinyls(most beatles vinyls and all) and im going to inherit them i believe. No python vinyls though :(
punkpixie
03/18/05, 01:23 AM
yes, yes you did :)
My dad has some amazing vinyls(most beatles vinyls and all) and im going to inherit them i believe. No python vinyls though :(
Bummer. I'm going to inherit my Dads vinyls too. I think I like The Police ones he has the best...
Lumber Jack-off!
http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=60393
punkpixie
03/18/05, 01:30 AM
Lumber Jack-off!
http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=60393
hahahaha I remember when you did that! I love the Lumberjack song!
Alex Djaferis
03/18/05, 01:43 AM
hahahaha I remember when you did that! I love the Lumberjack song!
me too. its hilarious.
elanmoridin
03/18/05, 04:18 AM
"Tis only a flesh wound"
trustmeimokay
03/18/05, 04:24 AM
"Tis only a flesh wound"
What are you going to do, bleed on me?
What are you going to do, bleed on me?
Thats one of the funniest lines in cinema history.
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