cancer

[pseudonym28]

what would someone do if they thought they could have cancer and they had no health insurance and no money?

[jagermeister]

They could go see a faith healer :worship:

[TheSkyline]

Kill yourself now so you don't have to go through that whole situation.

[SLoT]

What kind of cancer do you think you have?

[jagermeister]

A few weeks ago I honestly thought I had a lump in my sack. It turns out it was just crazy blueballs.

[remedyeli]

I have a little lump on my pinky on my left hand.
I think it's from where I broke my pinky when I didn't know about it and it healed wrong.

If it does turn out to be some kind of fucked up cancer, I'm screwed because I don't have health insurance.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

I think that there's doctors out there who or pro Bono. Unless my tax paying dollar is going else where, such as the local police departments under cover cadiliacs.

[caLLmEnOoNe]

you're fucked

[caLLmEnOoNe]

or move to canada

[parallelism]

Yeah, it's shitty. I have had several scares with this. I'd recommend going to a state university because they usually offer health insurance affordable enough to pay with student loans. Otherwise you're kind of fucked as a kid over the age of 18.

[kaycey]

testicular/breast cancer <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<other cancer

[Chris Fallon]

Free clinic? I don't know how that works, but there are ways to get past this issue.

[jagermeister]

testicular/breast cancer <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<other cancer

wtf?

[samsara]

there are usually free trials that you can go to

might not be guaranteed but its free or they give you money sometimes

[WakeUpBlondie]

anal.

[4N6 science]

Someone will help you out for free.

[fadedmemories]

what would someone do if they thought they could have cancer and they had no health insurance and no money?
You're done

[holyballs]

thank god health care in Canada. my mom had cancer 3 years ago, and my family would've been out on the street if it wasn't for it.

[anamericangod]

Vote for Obama.

[samsara]

exactly universal health care

[bung]

Universal health care: Where the skinnies pay for the fatties to be fat, and the fatties pay for the skinny's meth.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

exactly I have strept throat, and I want to wait 4 days to not see the doctor I've been seeing for years.

[Greg]

i have insurance through my college. it's probably crappy. hopefully i dont get sick.

[Thug_Nasty]

anal.
your avatar is amazing

[awakeohsleeper]

National Health Service = UK FTW!

[pilot_light_out]

fuckin commies

[mellzie14]

testicular/breast cancer <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<other cancer

thats crazy. cancer is cancer.

[kaycey]

thats crazy. cancer is cancer.
its a joke, now im sure that you're taking this all too seriously because cancer has affected you're life in one way or another, and im sorry for that, i truly am but don't take it out on me.

[mellzie14]

its a joke, now im sure that you're taking this all too seriously because cancer has affected you're life in one way or another, and im sorry for that, i truly am but don't take it out on me.

i dont understand how you can even joke about that. but whatever...

[PezMullet]

Quebec health insurance... everythings free for the public hospitals. If you go to private hospitals(quicker) you gotta pay. That's how it works here. I like it that way

[DannySniper]

They'd make a thread about in AP.

[nikilane]

hurt yourself or pretend to pass out call an ambulance a hospital cannot deny you care regardless if you have insurance or not if you're brought in by ambulance. then make an arrangement with the hospital about paying your bill, I know people who told them they can only afford to pay $10 a month, and the hospital will accept it as long as he pays and doesn't default on any payment.

but don't appoint a power of attorney, my uncle had cancer he passed away yesterday actually and he appointed one of my cousins as power of attorney and now she's responsible for paying his $75,000 debt to the hospital.true story.

[kaycey]

i dont understand how you can even joke about that. but whatever...
look do you want to talk about it, you'll fell better trust me.

[sjb2k1]

you can panhandle on a highway exit ramp, like this guy does near me. his sign says "homeless, wife has ovarian cancer, a third statement designed solely to get money."