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DearLoveTDWP
10/28/08, 02:45 PM
Dane Cook or Daniel Tosh?

both are very hilarious, with similar styles. but i think Daniel Tosh just has a slight edge because his jokes are less retarded. Every years Dane's jokes just get more and more out there. lol
MovieManCorey
10/28/08, 02:47 PM
i like daniel tosh because he curses a ton. i always have to turn it off when my mom comes in the room.
TakingBackDowd
10/28/08, 02:48 PM
i like daniel tosh because he curses a ton. i always have to turn it off when my mom comes in the room.

and you're 33....?
Prestonxsmith
10/28/08, 02:48 PM
i like daniel tosh because he curses a ton. i always have to turn it off when my mom comes in the room.
You are 33. Your mom should not be walking into your room......
drudo182
10/28/08, 02:49 PM
Eh. Neither for me.

I saw Tosh on campus last semester and he was alright. A little too much for me. Cook has overstayed his welcome.
DearLoveTDWP
10/28/08, 02:49 PM
i like daniel tosh because he curses a ton. i always have to turn it off when my mom comes in the room.

haha "under all that makeup she's just like any other retarded girl" lol
AShannon04
10/28/08, 02:50 PM
Tosh, easily.
MovieManCorey
10/28/08, 02:50 PM
I told you guys that I put the wrong birthdate on here so I'm not 33.
buysoap
10/28/08, 02:50 PM
How does anyone actually consider Dane Cook funny? This "poll" should be no contest: Daniel Tosh hands down.
AShannon04
10/28/08, 02:50 PM
I told you guys that I put the wrong birthdate on here so I'm not 33.

You've also said you write movie reviews, yet you've never posted any of them or the link to where they're located.
drudo182
10/28/08, 02:51 PM
Remember when Dane Cook made everyone go crazy because he came up with a joke about shitting on coats!!!!

Yeah, the dude is so awesome!
kaycey
10/28/08, 02:51 PM
DC ftw.
DearLoveTDWP
10/28/08, 02:51 PM
How does anyone actually consider Dane Cook funny? This "poll" should be no contest: Daniel Tosh hands down.

agreed. the only reason he is "somewhat" funny is because of the way he tells his jokes. although the b&e joke was funny.
buysoap
10/28/08, 02:52 PM
Remember when Dane Cook made everyone go crazy because he came up with a joke about shitting on coats!!!!

Yeah, the dude is so awesome!
I'M GOING TO PUNCH A BEE IN THE FACE LOLOLOLOLOL
drudo182
10/28/08, 02:52 PM
Demitri Martin and Jim Gaffigan own both of these clowns.
drudo182
10/28/08, 02:54 PM
I'M GOING TO PUNCH A BEE IN THE FACE LOLOLOLOLOL

Remember when Dane Cook made a joke about his first blowjob and everyone in the audience went insane because he talked like both the male and female in the story he was telling!!!

Yeah, that dude is so awesome!
DearLoveTDWP
10/28/08, 02:56 PM
Remember when Dane Cook made a joke about his first blowjob and everyone in the audience went insane because he talked like both the male and female in the story he was telling!!!

Yeah, that dude is so awesome!

75999000002348309008 jokes about blow jobs and sex start to get a lil annoying. thats all his new stuff is. if i was to listen to him at all, it would be his old stuff.
DearLoveTDWP
10/28/08, 02:57 PM
Demitri Martin and Jim Gaffigan own both of these clowns.

martin tied gaffigan no. Demetri is very wittyy.
drudo182
10/28/08, 02:58 PM
Of course, I'm not a bro so it's probably why I'm not allowed to like Dane Cook very much.
drudo182
10/28/08, 02:58 PM
martin tied gaffigan no. Demetri is very wittyy.

Dude, Gaffigan is way funnier than Cook and Tosh!
OldJersey
10/28/08, 02:59 PM
I love it when Dane tells a boring story for 15 minutes then comes out with a half assed punchline at the end, so refreshing!
DearLoveTDWP
10/28/08, 03:00 PM
Dude, Gaffigan is way funnier than Cook and Tosh!

chris titus.
brndnizzle
10/28/08, 03:00 PM
looking back on it, I can't believe I ever thought Dane Cook was funny when I was in high school.
SkaBum14
10/28/08, 03:01 PM
Dane Cook or Daniel Tosh?

both are very hilarious, with similar styles. but i think Daniel Tosh just has a slight edge because his jokes are less retarded. Every years Dane's jokes just get more and more out there. lol

How does anyone actually consider Dane Cook funny? This "poll" should be no contest: Daniel Tosh hands down.

agreed. the only reason he is "somewhat" funny is because of the way he tells his jokes. although the b&e joke was funny.


This sequence of posts is going to make me famous in the scientific community. It took a mere 6 minutes for a human to become an invertebrate! Evolution takes millions of years? Nay!
drudo182
10/28/08, 03:03 PM
chris titus.

Eh...

looking back on it, I can't believe I ever thought Dane Cook was funny when I was in high school.

I hope there are more of you.
ProfessorForbes
10/28/08, 03:05 PM
I like how it's become popular to Dane Cook bash just at it is to MTV bash or Bush bash (I'm referring to the president here)
DearLoveTDWP
10/28/08, 03:05 PM
This sequence of posts is going to make me famous in the scientific community. It took a mere 6 minutes for a human to become an invertebrate! Evolution takes millions of years? Nay!

the reason i didnt say cook wasnt funny was because i didnt want to piss anyone off. the couple weeks ive spent on this site hav shown me how big of dicks people can be. i think cook is funny, and laugh at his jokes, the second post was referred more to his new material, aka vicious circle.
checkered.stars
10/28/08, 03:09 PM
Demitri Martin and Jim Gaffigan own both of these clowns.
Yes! I love Jim Gaffigan. Hoooottt pockeeettts
DearLoveTDWP
10/28/08, 03:10 PM
Eh...



I hope there are more of you.

yes, titus is a little inconsistent on his material, but the jokes focused on his childhood are very witty and hilarious.
drudo182
10/28/08, 03:16 PM
Yes! I love Jim Gaffigan. Hoooottt pockeeettts

"I come from a very large family - nine parents."
- Jim Gaffigan, on being from a large family.
DearLoveTDWP
10/28/08, 03:17 PM
how bout dane cook movies? of the few, almost all have practically been pornos
haha
drudo182
10/28/08, 03:18 PM
I liked Dan In real Life. He wasn't too bad in it either.
DearLoveTDWP
10/28/08, 03:20 PM
I liked Dan In real Life. He wasn't too bad in it either.

my best friends girl was fairly hilarious. mostly because he had the greatest occupation ever in that movie.
Stupendous_Man
10/28/08, 03:20 PM
Daniel Tosh wins this hands down.
drudo182
10/28/08, 03:21 PM
My Best Friend's Girl tanked didn't it?

I just remember those awful promos before and in between It's Always Sunny.
DearLoveTDWP
10/28/08, 03:22 PM
Daniel Tosh wins this hands down.

College Park? we got a linebacker from our school coming yalls way on a full ride. i wish he would have taken tech though
DearLoveTDWP
10/28/08, 03:22 PM
My Best Friend's Girl tanked didn't it?

I just remember those awful promos before and in between It's Always Sunny.

i dont know if it tanked, but i thought it was rather hilarious. watch it for yourself, everyone has different tastes.
drudo182
10/28/08, 03:23 PM
I'll see it when it comes out on DVD. I like Kate Hudson enough to try it out.
DearLoveTDWP
10/28/08, 03:30 PM
I'll see it when it comes out on DVD. I like Kate Hudson enough to try it out.

jason biggs makes it great.
ActorInThisPlay
10/28/08, 03:41 PM
both are really funny and people just say they don't like Dane Cook because it's the cool thing to say.
drudo182
10/28/08, 03:42 PM
Yet people only liked Dane Cook because he was so "funny" at the time.
ActorInThisPlay
10/28/08, 03:44 PM
Yet people only liked Dane Cook because he was so "funny" at the time.
yeah, it was obviously a trend and now the trend is to hate him. just like with any band that gets popular for the most part...
drudo182
10/28/08, 03:44 PM
I actually didn't realize everyone hated him now. I thought he was still popular among the youth.
DearLoveTDWP
10/28/08, 03:44 PM
both are really funny and people just say they don't like Dane Cook because it's the cool thing to say.

look at the depth of his jokes. the more and more i hear them, the more and more i see how dumb they are, except for his pre-letsjokeaboutsexandonlyysex era. i can listen to tosh and martin all night long.
tacosforcharles
10/28/08, 03:46 PM
At first glance, I read this as "Cock or Tush?". God I'm sick.
DearLoveTDWP
10/28/08, 03:48 PM
At first glance, I read this as "Cock or Tush?". God I'm sick.

haha, that sounded like a dane cook joke.
drudo182
10/28/08, 03:49 PM
At first glance, I read this as "Cock or Tush?". God I'm sick.

Too much Dane Cook, dude.
tacosforcharles
10/28/08, 03:50 PM
I don't even like Dane Cook. Or Daniel Tosh.
DearLoveTDWP
10/28/08, 03:51 PM
I don't even like Dane Cook. Or Daniel Tosh.

so who is your favorite.
*crying stars*
10/28/08, 03:51 PM
Demetri Martin or Jim Gaffigan.
DearLoveTDWP
10/28/08, 03:52 PM
Demetri Martin or Jim Gaffigan.

are you beast sylar or soccer mom sylar? haha
tacosforcharles
10/28/08, 03:53 PM
so who is your favorite.

...See below.

Demetri Martin or Jim Gaffigan.

This. And Mitch Hedberg
DearLoveTDWP
10/28/08, 03:54 PM
...See below.



This. And Mitch Hedberg

mitch is good. and dead right?
tacosforcharles
10/28/08, 03:54 PM
Indeed.
ActorInThisPlay
10/28/08, 03:57 PM
and Jim Gaffigan is not funny...the whole Hot Pockets thing was retarded.
drudo182
10/28/08, 03:58 PM
Nah. Gaffigan is a master.
DearLoveTDWP
10/28/08, 03:58 PM
good ole dave chappelle.
DearLoveTDWP
10/28/08, 04:05 PM
"This guys joking on my beliefs and he's coming back as a f*&$ing ficus!"
*crying stars*
10/28/08, 04:07 PM
are you beast sylar or soccer mom sylar? haha

More like Spock Sylar, lolz.

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMjExMTQ4NjA0MF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTc wMjY4ODk5MQ@@._V1._SX600_SY251_.jpg
OldJersey
10/28/08, 04:08 PM
Brian Regan is great too.
Cheshire_Buddha
10/28/08, 04:09 PM
Tosh.

Though every other comedian mentioned in this thread is better than the both of them.
DearLoveTDWP
10/28/08, 04:10 PM
More like Spock Sylar, lolz.

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMjExMTQ4NjA0MF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTc wMjY4ODk5MQ@@._V1._SX600_SY251_.jpg

i was speechless when i saw the mass murderer Sylar with oven mitts and glasses.lol
AShannon04
10/28/08, 04:13 PM
David Cross might be my favorite stand-up comedian. Kevin James is surprisingly good as well.
DearLoveTDWP
10/28/08, 04:13 PM
Brian Regan is great too.

He is so not sexy.
TBSowns524
10/28/08, 04:16 PM
Daniel Tosh is the best comedian out there today. period. Go see his shows, see how quick he is in person. See how often he turns over new material. See how over the top and obnoxious he can be while making it work. I don't get all the hate for him in this thread. Dane Cook on the other hand....
DearLoveTDWP
10/28/08, 04:21 PM
Daniel Tosh is the best comedian out there today. period. Go see his shows, see how quick he is in person. See how often he turns over new material. See how over the top and obnoxious he can be while making it work. I don't get all the hate for him in this thread. Dane Cook on the other hand....

agreed sir. "whats up with all these ******s getting married? I can say that im black"
Deadwomb88
10/28/08, 04:35 PM
TOsh is fantastic, Dane Cook is an idiot who was just in the right place at the right time, and there is also that thing about him stealing comedy.