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AussieBoy
10/28/08, 06:20 PM
wrote this on the Thunder Box today


On this bowl i do sit,
dropped my pants and took a shit,
pushed real hard,
popped a vein,
wall scrapped by a walnut,
winced in pain,
stained my butt,
i need a bleach,
from giving too many Dirty Sanchezs',
Just like Save By The Bells' Screech.



thank you
fishingthe_sky
10/28/08, 07:25 PM
"from giving too many Dirty Sanchezs'"

otherwise, it's flawless
AussieBoy
10/28/08, 07:29 PM
"from giving too many Dirty Sanchezs'"

otherwise, it's flawless


haha thank u sir!!
AussieBoy
10/28/08, 07:30 PM
just fixed it up..

Pulitzer Prize here i come!
lew_1987
10/29/08, 01:53 PM
Someone's been listening to too much Bloodhound Gang.
AussieBoy
10/29/08, 03:08 PM
Someone's been listening to too much Bloodhound Gang.


actually havnt... did i inadvertantly rip them off??

i own hooray for boobies, but dont recall anything to similar

this could be some freaky stuff if theyve already done that


think of changing titles to "Memoirs of an S-Bend"
lew_1987
10/29/08, 04:36 PM
actually havnt... did i inadvertantly rip them off??

i own hooray for boobies, but dont recall anything to similar

this could be some freaky stuff if theyve already done that


think of changing titles to "Memoirs of an S-Bend"

No, I wasn't hinting at that.

I said it because this is the type of song that I would have been all over when I was 13. What are you writing songs about taking a shit for?
AussieBoy
10/29/08, 04:53 PM
No, I wasn't hinting at that.

I said it because this is the type of song that I would have been all over when I was 13. What are you writing songs about taking a shit for?


what else there to do while snapping one off

plus there must be a real niche' market out there for this shit (pun intended)