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WutRickAstley?
10/28/08, 07:32 PM
The beautiful blond bombshell that works in the Sbarro's located inside Ball State University's Atrium. She always serves me the best slice of pizza with a smile that makes my heart melt.

I want to shout her name from a mountain top. But I don't have a mountain top. What I have is an AP.net personal life thread.

None of you better try for her.

She is mine.
4N6 science
10/28/08, 08:27 PM
That's really cool. I hope she reads this and then thinks you're a real creeps mcgee.
WutRickAstley?
10/28/08, 08:31 PM
She does not seem like the AP.net-reading type. However, if she did read it, I imagine she would probably run off with me into the depths of our baked ziti with marinara sauce dreams.
new_arbiter
10/28/08, 08:36 PM
I didn't have a mountain either, so I shouted her name from atop of her.

loljk.

not really, i banged her
WutRickAstley?
10/28/08, 08:41 PM
This Girl Is A Saint!

You Hear Me?!

A Saint!!!!11!!!11!
4N6 science
10/28/08, 08:42 PM
That's an odd italian food fetish you have there.
WutRickAstley?
10/28/08, 08:43 PM
That's an odd italian food fetish you have there.

It keeps vampires away?


^ Joke fail.
*crying stars*
10/28/08, 08:49 PM
Haven't we had enough of the creepers on AP? Oof.

Talk to DrewB., he might know who you're talking about since he goes to Ball State.
jagermeister
10/28/08, 08:51 PM
She's into girls.
new_arbiter
10/28/08, 08:51 PM
This Girl Is A Saint!

You Hear Me?!

A Saint!!!!11!!!11!

I don't know about that, though she certainly received a blessing from a Saint Peter about a fortnight ago.
WutRickAstley?
10/28/08, 08:51 PM
I wasn't aware that he did. Tight.
WutRickAstley?
10/28/08, 08:52 PM
I don't know about that, though she certainly received a blessing from a Saint Peter about a fortnight ago.


^Win.
spansen
10/28/08, 11:12 PM
you're funny
GLaDOS
10/28/08, 11:58 PM
i don't get how this is creepy at all. i think it's sweet.

how is it any different from gushing to one of your friends about the boner you have for someone that has no idea about it?

it's not like he is saying he wants to rape her and tear her skin off and turn her into a couch.

i would be glad if some seemingly harmless dude was saying nice things like this about me.

it's better than saying DAMN DAT HO SO FINE I WANNA FUCK HER FINE ASS SQUEESZE HER TITTIES WHILE I TAKE A SHITTY FUCK YEAH
theguilt engine
10/29/08, 12:04 AM
The beautiful blond bombshell that works in the Sbarro's located inside Ball State University's Atrium. She always serves me the best slice of pizza with a smile that makes my heart melt.

I want to shout her name from a mountain top. But I don't have a mountain top. What I have is an AP.net personal life thread.

None of you better try for her.

She is mine.
HAHA my best friend fucked that chick!
NickLopez
10/29/08, 12:25 AM
i don't get how this is creepy at all. i think it's sweet.

how is it any different from gushing to one of your friends about the boner you have for someone that has no idea about it?

it's not like he is saying he wants to rape her and tear her skin off and turn her into a couch.

i would be glad if some seemingly harmless dude was saying nice things like this about me.

it's better than saying DAMN DAT HO SO FINE I WANNA FUCK HER FINE ASS SQUEESZE HER TITTIES WHILE I TAKE A SHITTY FUCK YEAH

Because we aren't his friends and this is on the internet, clearly.
GLaDOS
10/29/08, 12:38 AM
so what? i fail to see how this makes him CREEPY. people here are just too jaded and cynical to be able to appreciate a guy musing about a cute girl in a nice way, CLEARLY.
NickLopez
10/29/08, 12:44 AM
lol
Chris Fallon
10/29/08, 01:07 AM
Creepy or not, this is a big ol' fail.