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bung
10/30/08, 10:34 PM
So I was walking down my dorm hall at like 2am the other night. I was really stoned and coincidentally also really hungry. Anyway, to my great surprise and pleasure, I noticed two zip-lock baggies hanging from a door that were filled with candy of all sorts. They each had a note attached, both reading something along the lines of, "To the boys of so and so room! Your [sic] awesome! Happy Halloween! Love the girls of so and so room!"

After carefully evaluating my surroundings and seeing no one around, I ripped the bags off the door handle and brought them back to my room. Then I ate all their candy. It was doubly delicious.
Kassie09
10/30/08, 10:37 PM
Awesome, probably some college sluts trying to get some sex using candy.
voncorn
10/30/08, 10:45 PM
The 'candy for sex' tactic, it never fails.

Well, until a case like this occurs.
screamoutmyname
10/30/08, 10:49 PM
hahaha good deal, man.

timing is everything.
samsara
10/30/08, 10:51 PM
mmm free candy
consequence free
pretty awesome
djUbilla
10/30/08, 10:55 PM
Hahaha, can you just imagine how disappointed the girls are going to be when the guys never bring up the candy in conversation?

This should have been tripley delicious.
jenny_ell
10/30/08, 11:27 PM
i lol'd. thank you for this story.
MorningWillCome
10/30/08, 11:35 PM
free candy tastes better.
abusedcat
10/30/08, 11:39 PM
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Renee
10/31/08, 12:14 AM
Well, what kind of candy?
jtsnazzy
10/31/08, 12:19 AM
You're an abomination.
brandnew=love
10/31/08, 12:24 AM
sweet deal...
bung
10/31/08, 02:06 AM
Well, what kind of candy?

All sorts! Suckers, gum, Nestle Crunch, Baby Ruth, Butterfinger! The list goes on! :-)
JJJ
10/31/08, 02:11 AM
I want some free candy.
HelpMeSleep
10/31/08, 04:11 AM
haha, awesome! way to foil the sex for candy plans!

I don't like baby ruth or butterfingers though. :shrug:
Domenic182
10/31/08, 04:25 AM
God dammit abusedcat, I was just gonna quote that song.
.invisible ink.
10/31/08, 07:10 AM
All sorts! Suckers, gum, Nestle Crunch, Baby Ruth, Butterfinger! The list goes on! :-)
:pig:
Greg
10/31/08, 07:39 AM
dumb
sjb2k1
10/31/08, 07:54 AM
butterfingers are the jam. good work.
samsara
10/31/08, 08:51 AM
i would put it back with all the empty wrappers inside
caLLmEnOoNe
10/31/08, 08:55 AM
haha, awesome! way to foil the sex for candy plans!

I don't like baby ruth or butterfingers though. :shrug:
same here
altemose09
10/31/08, 10:24 AM
i would put it back with all the empty wrappers inside
i second this
AbeLurkin
10/31/08, 10:27 AM
suckers. ha. in America we call those lolli-pops brother.
bung
10/31/08, 10:32 AM
suckers. ha. in America we call those lolli-pops brother.

Ha, must be one of those regional things. :shrug:
kaycey
10/31/08, 11:20 AM
Ha, must be one of those regional things. :shrug:
nice steal!!!!


http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51BJ6XEEV8L._SL500_AA240_.jpg
HelpMeSleep
10/31/08, 12:44 PM
i would put it back with all the empty wrappers inside
good idea!!

same here
:highfive:

suckers. ha. in America we call those lolli-pops brother.
I like the new username! haha. what was the old one?
AbeLurkin
10/31/08, 04:30 PM
good idea!!


:highfive:


I like the new username! haha. what was the old one?

my old one was just my first and last name. knew that if i wanna get a job i can't have some of the things i've said affiliated.
HelpMeSleep
11/01/08, 01:20 AM
my old one was just my first and last name. knew that if i wanna get a job i can't have some of the things i've said affiliated.
got it. well I like the new one, makes me lol.
DaveZeroZero
11/01/08, 06:08 AM
I use candy for sex all the time.

With five-year olds.
HelpMeSleep
11/01/08, 06:24 AM
I use candy for sex all the time.

With five-year olds.
[insert chris hansen here]
4N6 science
11/01/08, 07:49 AM
I use candy for sex all the time.

With five-year olds.

Oh do you?!


*calls Scotland Yard*
DaveZeroZero
11/01/08, 07:51 AM
Oh do you?!


*calls Scotland Yard*
Damn, rumbled!
HelpMeSleep
11/01/08, 07:58 AM
Oh do you?!


*calls Scotland Yard*
the only time I can think of that I've ever heard of "scotland yard" is in 101 dalmations.
4N6 science
11/01/08, 07:59 AM
Damn, rumbled!

Haha.
4N6 science
11/01/08, 08:00 AM
the only time I can think of that I've ever heard of "scotland yard" is in 101 dalmations.

Yeah me too and sometimes on the news.
HelpMeSleep
11/01/08, 08:03 AM
Yeah me too and sometimes on the news.
oh, hmmm... I've never heard that on the news. :shrug:

I'd like to watch 101 dalmations now though. the cartoon one, not the people one.
DaveZeroZero
11/01/08, 08:04 AM
oh, hmmm... I've never heard that on the news. :shrug:

I'd like to watch 101 dalmations now though. the cartoon one, not the people one.
I want to watch the cartoon Robin Hood!
4N6 science
11/01/08, 08:05 AM
oh, hmmm... I've never heard that on the news. :shrug:

I'd like to watch 101 dalmations now though. the cartoon one, not the people one.


Yeah I heard there name when all the terrorism stuff was going on in England.

I saw the people one and it sucked. The old Disney version was the best.
DaveZeroZero
11/01/08, 08:07 AM
Yeah I heard there name when all the terrorism stuff was going on in England.

I saw the people one and it sucked. The old Disney version was the best.
*Their
HelpMeSleep
11/01/08, 08:10 AM
I want to watch the cartoon Robin Hood!
oh, wow! robin hood! I haven't seen that one in ages. according to my parents, that was one of my favorites when I was little. and the jungle book.

I wish my kids at work weren't too cool for the classic disney movies, I'd love to watch those on our movie days. :-(

Yeah I heard there name when all the terrorism stuff was going on in England.

I saw the people one and it sucked. The old Disney version was the best.
ohh. did 101 dalmations take place across the pond then? I never got that as a kid.

agreed. the old disney cartoon movies were great. :-)
FreddyKrueger
11/01/08, 08:13 AM
So I was walking down my dorm hall at like 2am the other night. I was really stoned and coincidentally also really hungry. Anyway, to my great surprise and pleasure, I noticed two zip-lock baggies hanging from a door that were filled with candy of all sorts. They each had a note attached, both reading something along the lines of, "To the boys of so and so room! Your [sic] awesome! Happy Halloween! Love the girls of so and so room!"

After carefully evaluating my surroundings and seeing no one around, I ripped the bags off the door handle and brought them back to my room. Then I ate all their candy. It was doubly delicious.

I was going to call you a douche but i'm thinking of making you my new hero