It Sucks Being A Guy

[Jared Kaufman]

This (http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/03/25/divorce.settlement.ap/index.html) is insanity in it's purest form.

[IAmCountryMusic]

im glad i dont have enough of a wee wee to be considered a guy ;)

[The Apollo Kid]

my......fooking...........gawd..... ...women ruin everything

[monkeyboyrock]

That's about the biggest load of horseshit I've seen in a LOOOONG time...I don't see how an admitted adultress can get any kind of settlement at all. She must have some big nasty piece of blackmail on him...ladies are the worst!!!

[xearlynovemberx]

god damn! thts NUTS

[Nate_RAWKS]

THAT BITCH TOOK HALF OF MY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[colorlesscliche]

im glad i dont have enough of a wee wee to be considered a guy ;)


You and me both brotha, you and me both. :dweeba6:

[Willy F]

thats why you always get that little paper signed...........

[Adeniz19]

daaaamnit and the sad part is that she admitted cheating and she still gets all the mula.... what a great country we live in.. :huh:

[boekebong]

We don't know what kind of situation their marriage was in before or how much of that money she might have made or helped him to make. I'm not saying she should've cheated on him, but divorce is always more complicated then this shows. Plus, being a guy is awesome. One word: Urinal. :love:

[smalltownsburn]

Her last name is almost Saosin...only me, only me.

[colorlesscliche]

Tate, I did math.. and I cost about $8.60 a year. So you'll get $8.60 by the end of the year! :love:

[AreTwoKay]

Her last name is almost Saosin...only me, only me.
I noticed that too for some odd reason haha

[twe]

You and me both brotha, you and me both. :dweeba6:
what is your avatar a picture of? kinda looks like a vagina.

[Mickey]

what is your avatar a picture of? kinda looks like a vagina.
fuck women

[oasis_njdevils]

i hope not all women are like this... :headshake

[LPMagic]

thats why you always get that little paper signed...........

Exactly.

As Jay says, "there's only one bitch in the world, one bitch with many faces." Truest words I've ever heard.

- Jeff

[KnoWs My NaMe]

only in connecticut.....

[IAmCountryMusic]

id like to hear a woman's oppinion of this matter

[boekebong]

id like to hear a woman's oppinion of this matter

I really don't think it has anything to do with being a woman or a man. At all. That's just me though. I also think that guys can be real assholes, so maybe as people we just aren't all that inclined to treat each other well at times.

I'm not defending this one woman necessarily, but she can be a tool without all women acting this way. Just a thought,

[PerfectMess]

id like to hear a woman's oppinion of this matter

I think its hilarious. The guys a sucker.

[finchfan313]

i hope not all women are like this... :headshake
I'm not.

id like to hear a woman's oppinion of this matter
I think she's a slut.

It says she was only awarded 27 percent of the estate and wanted half. So she didn't get that much. Although by most peoples standards she got more than enough.

[IAmCountryMusic]

I really don't think it has anything to do with being a woman or a man. At all. That's just me though. I also think that guys can be real assholes, so maybe as people we just aren't all that inclined to treat each other well at times.

I'm not defending this one woman necessarily, but she can be a tool without all women acting this way. Just a thought,
i just meant, id like to see what a woman thinks of the ruling.

and of course i already know that, im a guy and i can be an asshole at times:)

[boekebong]

i just meant, id like to see what a woman thinks of the ruling.

and of course i already know that, im a guy and i can be an asshole at times:)

Yeah, and I meant it doesn't matter whether you are a guy or a girl. Their are good guys and girls, and selfish crappy ones. Your sex or gender doesn't make you the way you are.

[UltimoScenester]

I think it comes down to this: Someone needs to fuck that bitch up

[cheeruptheEmo]

Her last name is almost Saosin...only me, only me.

i thought that too, so really you arent the only one...

...also im a girl and i think thats wrong and selfish...shes a skank and should get nothing from that man. no matter what. she should have thought about that before she went and did what she did. i mean come on. how selfish can someone get...?

[boekebong]

i thought that too, so really you arent the only one...

...also im a girl and i think thats wrong and selfish...shes a skank and should get nothing from that man. no matter what. she should have thought about that before she went and did what she did. i mean come on. how selfish can someone get...?

Just to play devil's advocate again, but we don't know the whole stiry. Bottom line, I don't believe that cheating on your spouse is ever ok, but maybe he was never around. Running enormous financial institutions doesn't just happen in your spare time. At some point they might've just been married in name only.

[chaoticXpunk]

Her last name is almost Saosin...only me, only me.
Haha, that's what I thought too.

Luckily not, though. Bitch like that doesn't deserve Saosin as a last name, heh.

[yeknom]

i would care...but they both have enough money to support themselves and ME for the rest of our lives. so i dont care what happens to them. at all

[MayoDeftinwolf]

i would care...but they both have enough money to support themselves and ME for the rest of our lives. so i dont care what happens to them. at all


this man needs some counseling






if I could, I would give this man major scene points

[splitsecond]

Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks...
chorus: Snoop (2X)
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks
Lick on deez nutz and suck the dick
Get's the fuck out after you're done
And I hops in my ride to make a quick run...
Dr. Dre
I used to know a bitch named Eric Wright
We used to roll around and fuck the hoes at night
Tight than a mutharfucka with the gangsta beats
And we was ballin' on the muthafuckin' Compton streets
Peep, the shit got deep and it was on
Number 1 song after number 1 song
Long as my muthafuckin' pockets was fat
I didn't give a fuck where the bitch was at
But she was hangin' with a white bitch doin' the shit she do
Suckin' on his dick just to get a buck or 2
And the few ends she got didn't mean nothin'
Now she's suing cuz the shit she be doin' ain't shit
Bitch can't hang with the streets, she found herself short
So now she's takin' me to court
It's real conversation for your ass
So recognize and pass to Daz
Daz:
Now as i'm rollin' with my ***** Dre and Eastwood
Fuckin' hoes, clockin' dough up to no good
We flip flop and serve hoes like flap jacks
(Snoop: But we don't love them hoes) Bitch, and it's like that
This is what you look for in a ho who got cash flow
Ya run up in them hoes and grab the cash
And get your dash on
While you're chillin', with your homies and shit
And how my niggaz kick the anthem like this
(Snoop: BEEEYYAAACHHH!)
(chorus)
Kurupt:
...To the store, to get me a 4-0
Snoop Doggy Dogg paged, that must mean more hoes
So I head down the street to long beach
Just so i could meet, a freak
To lick me from my head to my feet
And I'm here, now I'm ready to be done up
Nothin' but homies around so I puts my gun up
Bitches on my nuts like clothes
But i'm from the pound and we don't love them hoes
How could you trust a hoe? (Snoop: Why?(echoed 3X)
Cuz a hoe's a trick
We don't love them tricks (Snoop: Why?(echoed 3X)
Cuz a trick's a bitch
And my dick's constantly in her mouth
And turnin' them trick ass hoes the fuck out
Now...
Snoop:
I once had a bitch named Mandy May
Used to be up in them guts like everyday
The pussy was the bomb, had a ***** on sprung
I was in love like a muthafucka lickin' the protung
The homies used to tell me that she wasn't no good
But I'm the maniac in black, Mr. Snoop Eastwood
So I figure niggaz wouldn't trip with mine
Guess what? Got gaffled by one time
I'm back to the muthafuckin' county jail
6 months on my chest, now it's time to bail
I get's released on a hot sunny day
My ***** D.O.C. and my homey Dr Dre
Scooped in a coupe, Snoop we got news
Your girl was trickin' while you was draped in your county blues
I ain't been out a second
And already gotta do some muthafuckin chin checkin
Move up the block as we groove down the block
See my girl's house, Dre, pass the glock
Kick in the do', I look on the flo'
It's my little cousin Daz and he's fuckin' my hoe, yo
(Bitches ain't shit)
I uncocked my shit...I'm heart-broke but I'm still loc'ed
Man, fuck a bitch!
(Chorus)
Jewell:
(Dr. Dre in background "Bitches ain't shit")
I don't give a fuck about a bitch
But i and her know that they can't fade this
Cause i'm doin my own thingdown with the swang
I'm hangin' with Death Row like it ain't no thing
I say you know can't deal
Cuz I'm a btich that's real
Motherfucker need to step back, hell yeah
They need to chill
Because I don't give a fuck
And I don't give a fuck (x3)
And now I gotta do some...
And now I gotta do some shit that's clean
But when I'm on a dick, hell yeah, I get real mean
Like a washing machine
I can wash the clothes
All the hoes knows
That i'm on the flo' ho
But they can't hang with my type on swang
I ain't tryin' to say I suck every ding-a-lang
But just the juicy ones
Witht he tip of the tongue
And then their sprung
With the nuts hung
(Dr. Dre: Bitches ain't shit)

[cheeruptheEmo]

Just to play devil's advocate again, but we don't know the whole stiry. Bottom line, I don't believe that cheating on your spouse is ever ok, but maybe he was never around. Running enormous financial institutions doesn't just happen in your spare time. At some point they might've just been married in name only.

but still cheating is not the answer if that was the case...its still a selfish act...no matter what the case is...

[ForeverInADay]

I hope I can marry that skank..and then divorce her for some of that cash...even though I'd probably be rewareded with nothing...and lose half of my shit lol. FUCK :headshake

[TheOtherAndrew]

Dude, he's a fucking millionaire. He can afford to lose that much money. I don't pity the rich. In fact, I'll even give props to that whore for getting that much money off of him.

[em0_stars]

only in connecticut.....
i know right

Dude, he's a fucking millionaire. He can afford to lose that much money. I don't pity the rich. In fact, I'll even give props to that whore for getting that much money off of him.

she basically took all of it.

[infmoe]

He should of signed something that said "fuck you don't ask me for shit and everything you get, you have to work haaaaaard for it," apparently that didn't happen.

[Adeniz19]

she basically took all of it.
no 27% .... but thats still a shit load of money

[infmoe]

Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks...
chorus: Snoop (2X)
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks
Lick on deez nutz and suck the dick
Get's the fuck out after you're done
And I hops in my ride to make a quick run...
Dr. Dre
I used to know a bitch named Eric Wright
We used to roll around and fuck the hoes at night
Tight than a mutharfucka with the gangsta beats
And we was ballin' on the muthafuckin' Compton streets
Peep, the shit got deep and it was on
Number 1 song after number 1 song
Long as my muthafuckin' pockets was fat
I didn't give a fuck where the bitch was at
But she was hangin' with a white bitch doin' the shit she do
Suckin' on his dick just to get a buck or 2
And the few ends she got didn't mean nothin'
Now she's suing cuz the shit she be doin' ain't shit
Bitch can't hang with the streets, she found herself short
So now she's takin' me to court
It's real conversation for your ass
So recognize and pass to Daz
Daz:
Now as i'm rollin' with my ***** Dre and Eastwood
Fuckin' hoes, clockin' dough up to no good
We flip flop and serve hoes like flap jacks
(Snoop: But we don't love them hoes) Bitch, and it's like that
This is what you look for in a ho who got cash flow
Ya run up in them hoes and grab the cash
And get your dash on
While you're chillin', with your homies and shit
And how my niggaz kick the anthem like this
(Snoop: BEEEYYAAACHHH!)
(chorus)
Kurupt:
...To the store, to get me a 4-0
Snoop Doggy Dogg paged, that must mean more hoes
So I head down the street to long beach
Just so i could meet, a freak
To lick me from my head to my feet
And I'm here, now I'm ready to be done up
Nothin' but homies around so I puts my gun up
Bitches on my nuts like clothes
But i'm from the pound and we don't love them hoes
How could you trust a hoe? (Snoop: Why?(echoed 3X)
Cuz a hoe's a trick
We don't love them tricks (Snoop: Why?(echoed 3X)
Cuz a trick's a bitch
And my dick's constantly in her mouth
And turnin' them trick ass hoes the fuck out
Now...
Snoop:
I once had a bitch named Mandy May
Used to be up in them guts like everyday
The pussy was the bomb, had a ***** on sprung
I was in love like a muthafucka lickin' the protung
The homies used to tell me that she wasn't no good
But I'm the maniac in black, Mr. Snoop Eastwood
So I figure niggaz wouldn't trip with mine
Guess what? Got gaffled by one time
I'm back to the muthafuckin' county jail
6 months on my chest, now it's time to bail
I get's released on a hot sunny day
My ***** D.O.C. and my homey Dr Dre
Scooped in a coupe, Snoop we got news
Your girl was trickin' while you was draped in your county blues
I ain't been out a second
And already gotta do some muthafuckin chin checkin
Move up the block as we groove down the block
See my girl's house, Dre, pass the glock
Kick in the do', I look on the flo'
It's my little cousin Daz and he's fuckin' my hoe, yo
(Bitches ain't shit)
I uncocked my shit...I'm heart-broke but I'm still loc'ed
Man, fuck a bitch!
(Chorus)
Jewell:
(Dr. Dre in background "Bitches ain't shit")
I don't give a fuck about a bitch
But i and her know that they can't fade this
Cause i'm doin my own thingdown with the swang
I'm hangin' with Death Row like it ain't no thing
I say you know can't deal
Cuz I'm a btich that's real
Motherfucker need to step back, hell yeah
They need to chill
Because I don't give a fuck
And I don't give a fuck (x3)
And now I gotta do some...
And now I gotta do some shit that's clean
But when I'm on a dick, hell yeah, I get real mean
Like a washing machine
I can wash the clothes
All the hoes knows
That i'm on the flo' ho
But they can't hang with my type on swang
I ain't tryin' to say I suck every ding-a-lang
But just the juicy ones
Witht he tip of the tongue
And then their sprung
With the nuts hung
(Dr. Dre: Bitches ain't shit)

2pac would of fitted on that song perfectly. "Money Over Bitches" I love that I know shit like that. So glad I met certain ppl in my life. hahaha

[Spooky]

it said at the end that he met her when she was married to someone else, so he shouldn't really be suprised. I'm not defending her, but he knew it had happened before.

[omegaX]

I'm not.


I think she's a slut.

It says she was only awarded 27 percent of the estate and wanted half. So she didn't get that much. Although by most peoples standards she got more than enough.

Heh, are you one of a kind?

I propose having sex with you. ;) Woo its been a lonely night. :animateds

Her last name is almost Saosin...only me, only me.

Haha, not only you! That was the first thing I thought.

[finchfan313]

Heh, are you one of a kind?

I propose having sex with you. ;) Woo its been a lonely night. :animateds



Haha, not only you! That was the first thing I thought.
haha. you just made my night!
I hope im not one of a kind. But all of my friends are crazy bitches. And I mean that in the nicest way. :)
:boobies:

[omegaX]

haha. you just made my night!
I hope im not one of a kind. But all of my friends are crazy bitches. And I mean that in the nicest way. :)
:boobies:

Yes, my friends are crazy bitches also. Only not girls. And i mean that in the meanest possible way. :animateds

[finchfan313]

Yes, my friends are crazy bitches also. Only not girls. And i mean that in the meanest possible way. :animateds
haha. guys can definitely be crazy bitches too. i know my guy friends are.
and i believe in monogamy and total devotion to one person.
devotion to two people is cool as long as its just a threesome and not cheating. :thumbsup:
:boobies: <-this is amazing.

[bennyspictures]

i bet ya she was fuckin the judge, thats why she got soo much back

[oxfordqueef]

Bitches ain't shit but ho's and tricks.

sorry, had to say it.

i guess someone beat me. sorry again.

[omegaX]

haha. guys can definitely be crazy bitches too. i know my guy friends are.
and i believe in monogamy and total devotion to one person.
devotion to two people is cool as long as its just a threesome and not cheating. :thumbsup:
:boobies: <-this is amazing.

Hehehe so I take it you're not the mormon type?

[we are cured]

yeah doing the judge or somebody is getting paid off nicely..

[Basketcase]

daaaamnit and the sad part is that she admitted cheating and she still gets all the mula.... what a great country we live in.. :huh:
i feel your anger

[Kaystarmaker]

you just gotta love 'merican law...dontcha?

xP

[snowplow]

crazy shit!

[Dob]

yeah women..pshhh

[ImWorthDating]

im from BPT. damn. and that place is the hood. who has cake-paper-money like that there? yikes. itches aint nothing but hoes n tricks thats for sure

[staticpain]

Only in america

[mondeoman]

THAT BITCH TOOK HALF OF MY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Only 27% according to the article. haha
Sosin is the name, I'm half awake and thought it said Saosin. hahahahahaha

[almosthorrific]

what the fuck did they need five houses for? or eight if the three arizona "properties" are houses and not just land...

who wants to live in arizona anyways?



if i ever married a guy who bought me all those houses, i sure as fuck wouldn't screw it up by cheating on him, even though she made out pretty well.

[falloutboykid]

Having a penis=priceless
not anymore
when was it ok for a woman to cheat on you and come out ahead and make money!
what is this world coming to

not that men should be able to do that

[jdmedina]

Having a penis=priceless
not anymore
when was it ok for a woman to cheat on you and come out ahead and make money!
what is this world coming to

not that men should be able to do that
the moment the article went up, 100 women are wanting him sooo bad