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xvszero
11/01/08, 12:33 AM
She said she is going to get a cucumber, and do I want to watch.

What the hell does that mean? Do I want to watch her make cucumber salad? What would be the point of that, it'd just make me hungry.
remedyeli
11/01/08, 12:34 AM
That was so last generation.
That bitch is old now.
SilenceBrokenTT
11/01/08, 12:35 AM
Well he is a whole ten years older than you...
xvszero
11/01/08, 12:35 AM
Yeah well I'm old too.

Very, very old.
4N6 science
11/01/08, 12:37 AM
Old News...
remedyeli
11/01/08, 12:37 AM
I noticed.

29 isn't old in my book. Because when I get at that age, I don't want to think of myself as being old.
xvszero
11/01/08, 12:41 AM
Trust me, it all goes downhill from 18. I'm practically on my death bed now.
SubrosaSeductiv
11/01/08, 12:43 AM
Trust me, it all goes downhill from 18. I'm practically on my death bed now.

Just pull the plug man, it's over.
caLLmEnOoNe
11/01/08, 12:48 AM
lol whore
remedyeli
11/01/08, 12:48 AM
And I thought my day couldn't get any worse, then someone tells me how much my life is going to suck when I'm not 18 anymore. Wow
kaycey
11/01/08, 02:23 AM
is this bitch back.
hockeycoshow1
11/01/08, 03:29 AM
More to the point is this guy back? he is old old school PL
DaveZeroZero
11/01/08, 06:05 AM
late pass.
kaycey
11/01/08, 05:46 PM
Sally called when she got the word,
She said: "I suppose you've heard -
About Alice".
Well I rushed to the window,
And I looked outside,
But I could hardly believe my eyes -
As a big limousine rolled up
Into Alice's drive...

Oh, I don't know why she's leaving,
Or where she's gonna go,
I guess she's got her reasons,
But I just don't want to know,
'Cos for twenty-four years
I've been living next door to Alice.
Alice, who the fuck is Alice

Twenty-four years just waiting for a chance,
To tell her how I'm feeling, maybe get a second glance,
Now I've got to get used to not living next door to Alice...
Alice, who the fuck is Alice

Grew up together,
Two kids in the park,
Carved our initials,
Deep in the bark,
Me and Alice.
Now she walks through the door,
With her head held high,
Just for a moment, I caught her eye,
As a big limousine pulled slowly
Out of Alice's drive.

Oh, I don't know why she's leaving,
Or where she's gonna go,
I guess she's got her reasons,
But I just don't want to know,
'Cos for twenty-four years
I've been living next door to Alice.
Alice, who the fuck is Alice

Twenty-four years just waiting for a chance,
To tell her how I'm feeling, maybe get a second glance,
Now I gotta get used to not living next door to Alice...
Alice, who the fuck is Alice

Sally called back, asked how I felt,
She said: "I know how to help -
Get over Alice".
She said: "Now Alice is gone,
But I'm still here,
You know I've been waiting
For twenty-four years..."
And the big limousine disappeared...

I don't know why she's leaving,
Or where she's gonna go,
I guess she's got her reasons,
But I just don't want to know,
'Cos for twenty-four years
I've been living next door to Alice.
Alice, who the fuck is Alice

Twenty-four years just waiting for a chance,
To tell her how I feel, and maybe get a second glance,
But I'll never get used to not living next door to Alice...
Alice, who the fuck is Alice

Now I'll never get used to not living next door to Alice...
Burning Star IV
11/01/08, 05:55 PM
Oh wow, late fucking pass.
4N6 science
11/01/08, 06:02 PM
I wish she would e-mail me again. I might accept her offer.
Miss Heartcore
11/01/08, 06:42 PM
That was so last generation.
That bitch is old now.
lolololol
HelpMeSleep
11/01/08, 07:21 PM
Oh wow, late fucking pass.
exactly.

I noticed.

29 isn't old in my book. Because when I get at that age, I don't want to think of myself as being old.
29 isn't old in my book because that's how old Gabe Saporta is and I certainly don't think he's too old for me. :-)
Machu505
11/01/08, 07:25 PM
Oh man, good times.
kaycey
11/02/08, 04:39 AM
exactly.


29 isn't old in my book because that's how old Gabe Saporta is and I certainly don't think he's too old for me. :-)
mandi!!!!! tell me your not serious.
drewziph
11/02/08, 05:15 AM
And I thought my day couldn't get any worse, then someone tells me how much my life is going to suck when I'm not 18 anymore. Wow
It will suck.
HelpMeSleep
11/02/08, 05:30 AM
mandi!!!!! tell me your not serious.
I'm very, very serious, Keegan. :shrug:
HelpMeSleep
11/02/08, 05:31 AM
but only in the case of Gabe!! most other 29 year old men are probably too old for me or at risk of being creeps mcgees.
DaveZeroZero
11/02/08, 06:12 AM
mandi!!!!! tell me your not serious.
*you're
kaycey
11/02/08, 09:30 AM
*you're
damn!!! not again.
so how was the thing, anything happen?
DaveZeroZero
11/02/08, 09:32 AM
damn!!! not again.
so how was the thing, anything happen?
No :-(
kaycey
11/02/08, 09:43 AM
No :-(
fuck! you aren't aiming too high are you?
DaveZeroZero
11/02/08, 09:46 AM
fuck! you aren't aiming too high are you?
no, I'm just obnoxious.
kaycey
11/02/08, 09:53 AM
no, I'm just obnoxious.
no think harder, its something else.
DaveZeroZero
11/02/08, 10:01 AM
no think harder, its something else.
what is it?
kaycey
11/02/08, 10:12 AM
what is it?
idunno, figure it out.
DaveZeroZero
11/02/08, 10:14 AM
idunno, figure it out.
I have a bad reputation?
I make too many sex jokes?
kaycey
11/02/08, 10:19 AM
I have a bad reputation?
I make too many sex jokes?
its not the jokes, but reputation maybe?