The Dildo/Vibrator Club (Official Thread)

[LoveHateHolly]

I have both.

a 10 inch dildo and a jack rabbit vibrator.


Anyone else have either one?

[denissuxx]

....

[caress me down]

you make superb threads.

[&IllBeTheReason]

The occasional peek into PL is totally worth it, especially for this gem of a thread.

[Ailite]

I saw the title and just had to come in

[bluecrunchy]

This could get out of hand.

[Ailite]

My dildo could get in my hand.

[kaycey]

you make superb threads.
have you seen the other one?

The occasional peek into PL is totally worth it, especially for this gem of a thread.
pl's like this all the time, its great.

[Smash Adams]

pics or it didn't happen

[breaking news!]

Bet you take it like a champ. Whore.

[screamoutmyname]

ahh, the finger in the asshole just wasn't doing it for you, eh?

[denissuxx]

you make superb threads.

You have been arrested by the Sarcasm Police.

What do you plead?

[denissuxx]

pics or it didn't happen

Be careful what you wish for.

[bung]

No, but I wouldn't be against someone buying me a Fleshlight.

[Greg]

Bet you take it like a champ. Whore.
this just seems weird coming from you. i mean look at your pics in your profile. there are some def whore pics there.

[screamoutmyname]

i think i hear the ban truck backing up.

[breaking news!]

this just seems weird coming from you. i mean look at your pics in your profile. there are some def whore pics there.

I think showing a bit of cleavage and explaining how large my dildo is are a bit different. Especially since most likely that account is fake. And hell, if my pictures are really that bad I can take them down, I really don't mind and I've seen worse.

[denissuxx]

i think i hear the ban truck backing up.

Ha, you're implying she'll get banned for starting dumb threads ;)

[screamoutmyname]

Ha, you're implying she'll get banned for starting dumb threads ;)

haha that too... but she posted some porn... some naked, disgusting chick performing some sort of sexual act.

i guess she deleted it.

[Greg]

I think showing a bit of cleavage and explaining how large my dildo is are a bit different. Especially since most likely that account is fake. And hell, if my pictures are really that bad I can take them down, I really don't mind and I've seen worse.
haha yea ok

[mattmatumbo]

i was going to buy my ex one, just to see what she would do... (she told me she'd hate me forever if i did, but i know she'd fuck the shit out of one of those things)

[sweetforever]

:popcorn:

[thespearkid]

Ugh. PL was just starting to look a little nicer...

[pilot_light_out]

wooooooooow

[speak easy]

best poster

[spansen]

i have to say your threads are awesome

[thespearkid]

Fake threads are getting annoying now.

[denissuxx]

I think showing a bit of cleavage and explaining how large my dildo is are a bit different. Especially since most likely that account is fake. And hell, if my pictures are really that bad I can take them down, I really don't mind and I've seen worse.

*Looks at profile*

[pilot_light_out]

:-d

[DaveZeroZero]

I have the same set-up.

My vagina is a cave.

Is yours?

[Greg]

*Looks at profile*
hahahaa yea

this is the pic that made me go "hmmm this girl has a pic of her like this on a public music forum with teenage boys running rampant and she calls someone else a whore?" even jokingly i dont think a girl like her can use the word whore in this way unless she calls herself one as well.

http://www.absolutepunk.net/gallery/files/1/7/2/1/6/9/DSC01021.JPG

[sweetforever]

:squint:

[thespearkid]

hahahaa yea

this is the pic that made me go "hmmm this girl has a pic of her like this on a public music forum with teenage boys running rampant and she calls someone else a whore?" even jokingly i dont think a girl like her can use the word whore in this way unless she calls herself one as well.

http://www.absolutepunk.net/gallery/files/1/7/2/1/6/9/DSC01021.JPG
She's pretty.

[Greg]

She's pretty.
that's not what the discussion was about.

[thespearkid]

that's not what the discussion was about.
Yes, I know.

[Burning Star IV]

Great thread. Would read again.

[Greg]

Yes, I know.
fair enough good sir

[DaveZeroZero]

You have a whorish mouth.

[kaycey]

damn!

[DaveZeroZero]

I'll punch you right in the ovaries.

[thespearkid]

I'll punch you right in the ovaries.
And make her cough up scrambled eggs.

[.invisible ink.]

No, but I wouldn't be against someone buying me a Fleshlight.

mouth, pussy, or ass?

I'm sure Santa will be pleased to deliver this your way.

don't forget, there's always a Real Doll, if you're unable to choose which orifice to penetrate and you like to play dress-up with dolls.

[DaveZeroZero]

And make her cough up scrambled eggs.
OM NOM NOM

[bung]

mouth, pussy, or ass?

I'm sure Santa will be pleased to deliver this your way.

don't forget, there's always a Real Doll, if you're unable to choose which orifice to penetrate and you like to play dress-up with dolls.

Ha, I've already been to the site and was looking at the one I would want. I decided I'd just go with the original vagina one--but there's so many different options! Plus there's a special going on now where if you buy the original you get a free bottle of lube. Can't go wrong there!

[.invisible ink.]

Ha, I've already been to the site and was looking at the one I would want. I decided I'd just go with the original vagina one--but there's so many different options! Plus there's a special going on now where if you buy the original you get a free bottle of lube. Can't go wrong there!

i'm guessing this is an early birthday present to yourself, eh?

[bung]

i'm guessing this is an early birthday present to yourself, eh?

I was just browsing. For now, that is. I need more money before I throw down $60 for a Fleshlight.

[denissuxx]

hahahaa yea

this is the pic that made me go "hmmm this girl has a pic of her like this on a public music forum with teenage boys running rampant and she calls someone else a whore?" even jokingly i dont think a girl like her can use the word whore in this way unless she calls herself one as well.

http://www.absolutepunk.net/gallery/files/1/7/2/1/6/9/DSC01021.JPG


I think she could be exempt from being a whore if her hands weren't between her legs

Ctrl + A is the order of the day ;)

[nicgiovanni]

lemme see thosee tittiess bounceeeee. lemme see thoseee titties shakeeeee.

[HelpMeSleep]

that's not what the discussion was about.
I think it's more like trying too hard. which is also annoying.

[Greg]

I think it's more like trying too hard. which is also annoying.
me? or the girl?

[HelpMeSleep]

me? or the girl?
haha, not you! girls who post tons of scantily clad pics trying to get attention from them. especially on here. I mean, it's ap, not myspace.

[JJJ]

haha, not you! girls who post tons of scantily clad pics trying to get attention from them. especially on here. I mean, it's ap, not myspace.

hey hey hey ! I see nothing wrong with these type of pictures being posted.

[HelpMeSleep]

hey hey hey ! I see nothing wrong with these type of pictures being posted.
haha. well of course you boys like to see them. but that's sort of the point. they scream desperation.

[JJJ]

haha. well of course you boys like to see them. but that's sort of the point. they scream desperation.

more like they scream for some cock. Which is ok in my book.

[denissuxx]

more like they scream for some cock. Which is ok in my book.

And mine, but not the bible.

[JJJ]

:shrug: her profile says "in a relationship" so I'd assume she gets some. don't know why she goes and posts pics like that if she has a boyfriend sitting at home.

hmmmm, dick on the side?

[HelpMeSleep]

hmmmm, dick on the side?
ahh I deleted my post. now you made me look stupid. :-(

her profile doesn't say that anymore apparently. but it did and she had them then too.

[Greg]

ahh I deleted my post. now you made me look stupid. :-(

her profile doesn't say that anymore apparently. but it did and she had them then too.

hahahaa she has a blog talking about breaking up with her bf and how she is sad. so so sad

haha, not you! girls who post tons of scantily clad pics trying to get attention from them. especially on here. I mean, it's ap, not myspace.

exactly! it is kinda sad actually. it's just absurd yet so typical.

[JJJ]

She just wants some dick people. leave her alone !

[.invisible ink.]

kindly stop talking shit about Breaking News, she's a cool chick, who cares if she feels good enough about her body to have pics up of it? Seriously.

The cattiness on this board makes me sick sometimes.

[HelpMeSleep]

I just said pictures like that make girls seem like they're trying too hard. which is true.

[Greg]

kindly stop talking shit about Breaking News, she's a cool chick, who cares if she feels good enough about her body to have pics up of it? Seriously.

The cattiness on this board makes me sick sometimes.

now i dont know the girl at all. but i would be willing to argue the opposite is true. the reason she put that pic up is so that boys would compliment or at least hit on her. then those words would make her feel good because she does not feel good about herself with out those words. there is no way in hell you can say that she put it up there just for kicks. she knew exactly the kind of reaction pics like that get, especially on a place like AP where horny boys run rampant as seen in this specific forum. now me calling her a whore may have been crossing a line, and for that i am sorry. and i wont call her that again. but come on, there is a reason that pic and other revealing one are in her profile, and i highly doubt it is because she likes herself a lot.

[JJJ]

kindly stop talking shit about Breaking News, she's a cool chick, who cares if she feels good enough about her body to have pics up of it? Seriously.

The cattiness on this board makes me sick sometimes.

I'm with you.

[caress me down]

have you seen the other one?


yupppp.

You have been arrested by the Sarcasm Police.

What do you plead?
completely innocent.

[DaveZeroZero]

haha. well of course you boys like to see them. but that's sort of the point. they scream desperation.
I scream desperation!

[HelpMeSleep]

I scream desperation!
hahaa. you do! :-d

[denissuxx]

now i dont know the girl at all. but i would be willing to argue the opposite is true. the reason she put that pic up is so that boys would compliment or at least hit on her. then those words would make her feel good because she does not feel good about herself with out those words. there is no way in hell you can say that she put it up there just for kicks. she knew exactly the kind of reaction pics like that get, especially on a place like AP where horny boys run rampant as seen in this specific forum. now me calling her a whore may have been crossing a line, and for that i am sorry. and i wont call her that again. but come on, there is a reason that pic and other revealing one are in her profile, and i highly doubt it is because she likes herself a lot.

Dude, leave her alone.

How would you feel if people started slagging you off?

Peace out

[Greg]

Dude, leave her alone.

How would you feel if people started slagging you off?

Peace out
you are only saying that so you can keep seeing revealing pictures.

[DaveZeroZero]

Dude, leave her alone.

How would you feel if people started slagging you off?

Peace out
War all the time in.

[denissuxx]

you are only saying that so you can keep seeing revealing pictures.

No, i'm saying it because you were being a bit harsh.

fuck, how did you know?

[Greg]

No, i'm saying it because you were being a bit harsh.

fuck, how did you know?
well i apologized for calling her a whore. everything else i said was an opinion that could be wrong. and even if it is not true for this girl it is true for a lot of girls. if you don't agree with me then you just don't know the world you live in kid. get back to me in a few years and maybe you will see what i am talking about.

[HoustonCalling]

this greg dude needs to shut up. Are you really analyzing this that much?

Besides only ugly girls don't post pics

[denissuxx]

well i apologized for calling her a whore. everything else i said was an opinion that could be wrong. and even if it is not true for this girl it is true for a lot of girls. if you don't agree with me then you just don't know the world you live in kid. get back to me in a few years and maybe you will see what i am talking about.

I was just saying it wasnt right to publicly slag her off

Dont make references to my age please, its really ignorant, seeing as you dont know me.

[Miss Heartcore]

I saw the title and just had to come in
:-d

[Greg]

this greg dude needs to shut up. Are you really analyzing this that much?

Besides only ugly girls don't post pics

again, you just want to see more pics like that. you don't want to think about why they get posted. you just want them, believe me i get it. but seriously it's not like what i said was new or original. you can disagree with me about this particular girl but to deny what i said is true at times is just stupid. stop thinking only with your penis.

I was just saying it wasnt right to publicly slag her off

Dont make references to my age please, its really ignorant, seeing as you dont know me.


you're right. but it happened and im not going to delete my post or anything. besides even if i did people have quoted it, it will always be here now for better or worse.

and dude all 17 yr old guys are pretty much the same. i was one. i get it. believe me.

[Posthardcore]

hahahaa yea

this is the pic that made me go "hmmm this girl has a pic of her like this on a public music forum with teenage boys running rampant and she calls someone else a whore?" even jokingly i dont think a girl like her can use the word whore in this way unless she calls herself one as well.

http://www.absolutepunk.net/gallery/files/1/7/2/1/6/9/DSC01021.JPG
She's to hot to be a whore.

[Greg]

She's to hot to be a whore.
that makes absolutely NO freaking sense

[&IllBeTheReason]

kindly stop talking shit about Breaking News, she's a cool chick, who cares if she feels good enough about her body to have pics up of it? Seriously.

The cattiness on this board makes me sick sometimes.
The girls on this board are mean to eachother cause they want to be cool with the guys. It's actually pretty sad. There are 25 year olds picking on teenagers for being nice. So silly and fruitless.

[&IllBeTheReason]

that makes absolutely NO freaking sense
He's voting for McCain.

[bung]

The girls on this board are mean to eachother cause they want to be cool with the guys. It's actually pretty sad. There are 25 year olds picking on teenagers for being nice. So silly and fruitless.

How YOU doin'?

[&IllBeTheReason]

How YOU doin'?
Fine?

[bung]

Woooosh!

[AP_Punk]

a cellphone vibrator. that's what this world needs.

[HelpMeSleep]

a cellphone vibrator. that's what this world needs.
actually...

[AP_Punk]

you invented one already?

[HelpMeSleep]

maybe!!

[fadedmemories]

Awesome thread, would read again

[jtsnazzy]

This thread attracts mouth breathing.

[kaycey]

This thread attracts mouth breathing.
lol.

[denissuxx]

She's to hot to be a whore.
that makes absolutely NO freaking sense
He's voting for McCain

Hahahahaha!!!

[thespearkid]

The girls on this board are mean to eachother cause they want to be cool with the guys. It's actually pretty sad. There are 25 year olds picking on teenagers for being nice. So silly and fruitless.
I haven't really seen much of that. When girls pick on younger girls, it's normally because the younger ones are being ridiculous (deathbatgurl, MST, lil_slut, etc.)

[&IllBeTheReason]

I haven't really seen much of that. When girls pick on younger girls, it's normally because the younger ones are being ridiculous (deathbatgurl, MST, lil_slut, etc.)
I've seen girls not being ridiculous and still being treated badly on here. It's usually just in General.

[kaycey]

I've seen girls not being ridiculous and still being treated badly on here. It's usually just in General.
i think it has something to do with the usernames.

[lolwut1337]

now i dont know the girl at all. but i would be willing to argue the opposite is true. the reason she put that pic up is so that boys would compliment or at least hit on her. then those words would make her feel good because she does not feel good about herself with out those words. there is no way in hell you can say that she put it up there just for kicks. she knew exactly the kind of reaction pics like that get, especially on a place like AP where horny boys run rampant as seen in this specific forum. now me calling her a whore may have been crossing a line, and for that i am sorry. and i wont call her that again. but come on, there is a reason that pic and other revealing one are in her profile, and i highly doubt it is because she likes herself a lot.

I like the way you use the word "rampant" alot.
and your avatar.
:-)

[HelpMeSleep]

I like the way you use the word "rampant" alot.
and your avatar.
:-)
I'm listening to that album right now. I like it. :-)

[4N6 science]

so this thread went down the tubes.

[DaveZeroZero]

so this thread went down the tubes.
Like semen down fallopian tubes!

[Greg]

I like the way you use the word "rampant" alot.
and your avatar.
:-)
haha thanks i guess

[lolwut1337]

I'm listening to that album right now. I like it. :-)

yeah I downloaded it off of the exclusive thing they offered, it's good

[HelpMeSleep]

yeah I downloaded it off of the exclusive thing they offered, it's good
me too. I'm liking it a lot. I still need to email him though.

[lolwut1337]

me too. I'm liking it a lot. I still need to email him though.

I haven't emailed him either yet, I don't think I will either *shrug*

[HelpMeSleep]

I haven't emailed him either yet, I don't think I will either *shrug*
haha. I'll feel bad if I don't. :shrug:

[up da punx]

Here's a post to save the day: i have a rabbit, but now i just use my fingers. Cant replace those.

show some pix

[Smash Adams]

Here's a post to save the day: i have a rabbit, but now i just use my fingers. Cant replace those.

doesn't the rabbit bite?

[DaveZeroZero]

It munches.
OM NOM NOM

[DaveZeroZero]

Sweeet.

[4N6 science]

bump

[JJJ]

nice bump.

[4N6 science]

Yeah I thought it was a good one.

[fadedmemories]

I approve of this bump

[fake empire]

anyone ever put a dildo up their ass?

[robat19]

anyone ever put a dildo up their ass?
every day

[AP_Punk]

https://www.vibratingtouch.com/?cid=466858

[robat19]

https://www.vibratingtouch.com/?cid=466858
I like to put my cell phone on vibrate and call it from my house... jkjkjk

[mattmatumbo]

for you ladies who cant afford a vibrator, try slipping your cellphone into a condom and calling it from your home phone while having it inserted into your vagina. keeps your phone dry and you happy!

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

LAWL at fucking Greg being all old and fatherly like in this thread.

Pretty sure if I had to vote for #1 AP Buzzkill of all time, it would be Greg.

[johnnyreno]

As my Mother would say. Lets have it

[LoveHateHolly]

UPDATE: I bought a pocket vibrator since my last post for when im at school and have nothing to do.:-)

[Smeee]

UPDATE: I bought a pocket vibrator since my last post for when im at school and have nothing to do.:-)

http://www.erichsmith.com/idiot.gif

[MarsEatWorld]

hahaha.

[swt_catastrophe]

would *definitely* read again. haha. SO entertaining.
haha, not you! girls who post tons of scantily clad pics trying to get attention from them. especially on here. I mean, it's ap, not myspace.
mandi...
haha. well of course you boys like to see them. but that's sort of the point. they scream desperation.
i love you.
you are only saying that so you can keep seeing revealing pictures.
and greg... don't know you. but i officially heart you, now.
She's to hot to be a whore.
best quote ever.

[Getup and Dance]

would *definitely* read again. haha. SO entertaining.

mandi...

i love you.

and greg... don't know you. but i officially heart you, now.

best quote ever.

Fancy seeing you here. :flirt:


Hey Ashley.

[humanafterall]

UPDATE: I bought a pocket vibrator since my last post for when im at school and have nothing to do.:-)
I find this incredibly hot for some reason. Shame on me.

[Greg]

would *definitely* read again. haha. SO entertaining.

mandi...

i love you.

and greg... don't know you. but i officially heart you, now.

best quote ever.
haha wow what a bump. i could not remember what that quote was talking about at first, i had to look it up. thanks for the love! nice to "meet" you, what's your name? ha

[B-Bones]

I think showing a bit of cleavage and explaining how large my dildo is are a bit different. Especially since most likely that account is fake. And hell, if my pictures are really that bad I can take them down, I really don't mind and I've seen worse.

No. More cleavage please. And less hating on girls who use dildos.

[robat19]

I find this incredibly hot for some reason. Shame on me.

She's probably like 14 you creep.

[B-Bones]

hahahaa yea

this is the pic that made me go "hmmm this girl has a pic of her like this on a public music forum with teenage boys running rampant and she calls someone else a whore?" even jokingly i dont think a girl like her can use the word whore in this way unless she calls herself one as well.


Dude. Shut the fuck up. Don't ruin this for all of us just cause you hate titties.

[Alextisonfire]

Ah so this is why I occasionally stumble into this forum. Great thread.

[Greg]

[QUOTE=Greg;25325742]hahahaa yea

this is the pic that made me go "hmmm this girl has a pic of her like this on a public music forum with teenage boys running rampant and she calls someone else a whore?" even jokingly i dont think a girl like her can use the word whore in this way unless she calls herself one as well.
QUOTE]

Dude. Shut the fuck up. Don't ruin this for all of us just cause you hate titties.
hahaha wow get a life bro. there are far more important things in life than boobs. i know that sounds crazy, but trust me, boobs are not the ultimate goal in life.

[MarsEatWorld]

[QUOTE=B-Bones;29965682]
hahaha wow get a life bro. there are far more important things in life than boobs. i know that sounds crazy, but trust me, boobs are not the ultimate goal in life.
you're right.

[SonEric84]

LAWL at fucking Greg being all old and fatherly like in this thread.

Pretty sure if I had to vote for #1 AP Buzzkill of all time, it would be Greg.

haha Jerry! Long time no talk dude.


[QUOTE=B-Bones;29965682]
hahaha wow get a life bro. there are far more important things in life than boobs. i know that sounds crazy, but trust me, boobs are not the ultimate goal in life.


haha Unfortunately, I doubt you'll ever convince anyone of otherwise.

[Greg]

LAWL at fucking Greg being all old and fatherly like in this thread.

Pretty sure if I had to vote for #1 AP Buzzkill of all time, it would be Greg.
or it is maturity. i guess it depends on what perspective you look at it from.

[Greg]

haha Jerry! Long time no talk dude.


[QUOTE=Greg;29968912]


haha Unfortunately, I doubt you'll ever convince anyone of otherwise.
truth is truth whether people believe it or not. so whatev

[SonEric84]

Hmm...what the hell is wrong with the quoting? It worked fine when I made my post and now it's all fucked up.

[Greg]

Hmm...what the hell is wrong with the quoting? It worked fine when I made my post and now it's all fucked up.
mine were screwed up because B-Bones messed up quoting me and i did not feel like fixing it... at least mine are screwed up because of that. not sure for everyone else.

[swt_catastrophe]

Fancy seeing you here. :flirt:


Hey Ashley.
haha. i'm not normally in such sketch threads! hey evan.
I find this incredibly hot for some reason. Shame on me.
shame on you.
haha wow what a bump. i could not remember what that quote was talking about at first, i had to look it up. thanks for the love! nice to "meet" you, what's your name? ha
i'm ashley. helllo :] what a [ahem]interesting thread to "meet" in
[quote=Greg;25325742]hahahaa yea

this is the pic that made me go "hmmm this girl has a pic of her like this on a public music forum with teenage boys running rampant and she calls someone else a whore?" even jokingly i dont think a girl like her can use the word whore in this way unless she calls herself one as well.
QUOTE]

Dude. Shut the fuck up. Don't ruin this for all of us just cause you hate titties.
one. quote fail.
two. can you seriously only see scantily clad girls online?!
you live in freaking anaheim [wow.. that's close] go to the beach.

hahaha wow get a life bro. there are far more important things in life than boobs. i know that sounds crazy, but trust me, boobs are not the ultimate goal in life.
again, i love you. it's only increasing with your posts

[Greg]

haha. i'm not normally in such sketch threads! hey evan.

shame on you.

i'm ashley. helllo :] what a [ahem]interesting thread to "meet" in
[quote=B-Bones;29965682]
one. quote fail.
two. can you seriously only see scantily clad girls online?!
you live in freaking anaheim [wow.. that's close] go to the beach.

again, i love you. it's only increasing with your posts
hey ashley! yea this is a weird thread for us to meet in. but i am glad we did!

haha and thanks for the love again! hope we get to know each other more in our AP wanderings haha

[bladerdude360]

this thread has gotten so much more interesting than the last time a saw it (a few weeks ago?). the OP has to be a fake account.

[11:11]

hahaha wow get a life bro. there are far more important things in life than boobs. i know that sounds crazy, but trust me, boobs are not the ultimate goal in life.
Glad to see someone's got their priorities straight.

[HelpMeSleep]

so much quote fail in this thread today. :-|

[robat19]

more dildos less talk

[HelpMeSleep]

UPDATE: I bought a pocket vibrator since my last post for when im at school and have nothing to do.:-)
:trout:

you're an attention whore.

would *definitely* read again. haha. SO entertaining.

mandi...

i love you.

and greg... don't know you. but i officially heart you, now.

best quote ever.
hahaha. I forgot about this thread. and when I saw you quoted me I was like "oh god, what did I say in the official dildo/vibrator thread". but I actually approve of what I said haha. this thread was pretty good lol. thanks for the reminder! :-d

[B-Bones]

one. quote fail.
two. can you seriously only see scantily clad girls online?!
you live in freaking anaheim [wow.. that's close] go to the beach.

Oh ya let me go to the beach while it's fucking raining. Do you know what season it is? Gosh you personal life people are touchy and don't know how to take a joke.

[swt_catastrophe]

Oh ya let me go to the beach while it's fucking raining. Do you know what season it is? Gosh you personal life people are touchy and don't know how to take a joke.
no, what season is?! i thought it was summer.
yeah, i'm looking out my window right now, and it's definitely sunny, low-80's.
maybe I'LL go to the beach

because apparently i post in PL so i can't take a joke. nice.

[B-Bones]

no, what season is?! i thought it was summer.
yeah, i'm looking out my window right now, and it's definitely sunny, low-80's.
maybe I'LL go to the beach

because apparently i post in PL so i can't take a joke. nice.

Dang. I need one of those windows. Is that one of those new windows where when you look through it, it only shows the most amazing weather even when it's like 45 degrees and raining? Have fun at the beach.

[HelpMeSleep]

Oh ya let me go to the beach while it's fucking raining. Do you know what season it is? Gosh you personal life people are touchy and don't know how to take a joke.

Dang. I need one of those windows. Is that one of those new windows where when you look through it, it only shows the most amazing weather even when it's like 45 degrees and raining? Have fun at the beach.
such animosity.

[B-Bones]

such animosity.

No way sista. No animosity here. It's all good. Love Love Love that's what it's all about.

[HelpMeSleep]

No way sista. No animosity here. It's all good. Love Love Love that's what it's all about.
always love, hate will get you every time.

[wrmerman]

this just seems weird coming from you. i mean look at your pics in your profile. there are some def whore pics there.

Dude, you SUCK at the internet.

[Greg]

Dude, you SUCK at the internet.
hahahaha silly rabble

[nonamesleft]

Gross.

[wrmerman]

hahahaha silly rabble

lets be friends. I enjoyed punchline once.

[Greg]

lets be friends. I enjoyed punchline once.
ha fair enough.

i still love Punchline, just fun tunes to rock out to. plus they are my fav hometown band (though my location shows FL, im only here for break, i am usually located in pittsburgh) so i always need to represent them ha what's your fav record if theirs?

[wrmerman]

ha fair enough.

i still love Punchline, just fun tunes to rock out to. plus they are my fav hometown band (though my location shows FL, im only here for break, i am usually located in pittsburgh) so i always need to represent them ha what's your fav record if theirs?

rewind EP son...Paul Cheesy FTW.

[LoveHateHolly]

Bump.

[DaveZeroZero]

Bump.
I'll bump you all night long, baby ;-)

[Smeee]

:shudder:

[piglet]

Bump. My girlfriend bought a vibrator and is teasing with the idea of massaging my prostate with it.

DO NOT FUCKING WANT EVER

[4N6 science]

um....wow.

Interesting proposition.....I've never heard that one before.

[piglet]

I shuddered when she said, and i quote "i want to stick this up your ass."

she's a deviant in the sack, but no thanks.

[eHaMpToN]

I saw the title and just had to come in

qft

[BJW7191]

Bet you take it like a champ. Whore.



you said one of your advisors at school knows what you look like naked... you might be the whore

[fadedmemories]

you said one of your advisors at school knows what you look like naked... you might be the whore
This is why she's the best poster ever.

[fake empire]

I shuddered when she said, and i quote "i want to stick this up your ass."

she's a deviant in the sack, but no thanks.

your girlfriend sounds awesome

[sweetforever]

:popcorn:

[piglet]

your girlfriend sounds awesome

She is probably the best thing that has ever happened to me.

[BJW7191]

She is probably the best thing that has ever happened to me.


bc she shoves things up your pooper?


or at least wants to?

[piglet]

She wants to. She ain't going to.

[XEmoBoyShandorX]

http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v1948/102/112/701220531/n701220531_5393245_4464.jpg

Japanese Dildo (vibrator) circa 18th C. Its made of tortise shell. During use it is filled with large heavy metal balls in a warm fluid and as its moved the ball strike each other vibrating....talk about technology.

[DaveZeroZero]

don't be silly - that would rip apart any Asian woman.

[fake empire]

She wants to. She ain't going to.

you gotta be more open minded man

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

you gotta be more open minded man

He's gotta open something other than his mind.

[robat19]

bump

[DaveZeroZero]

I think you'll find that it's bzzzzz, Adam.

[robat19]

buzzzzzmp

[DaveZeroZero]

now repeat until orgasm.

[Burning Star IV]

http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t105/lenamit/012.gif

Bzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[DaveZeroZero]

a Vibeetor?

[robat19]

like buzz, buzz, buzz, doc there's a whole where something was...

[DaveZeroZero]

like buzz, buzz, buzz, doc there's a whole where something was...
*hole

[robat19]

fuck.

[the1]

It's thread like this that make me lol.

[fadedmemories]

like buzz, buzz, buzz, doc there's a whole where something was...
:thumbup:

[twilightriots]

I have both.

a 10 inch dildo and a jack rabbit vibrator.


Anyone else have either one?

how dose 10 inchs look? and cool I kinda want on even if im 13

[DaveZeroZero]

how dose 10 inchs look? and cool I kinda want on even if im 13
Or you could just fuck a black guy and get equally torn up. Whatever.

[DaveZeroZero]

I'm going to get banned now, aren't I?

[SonEric84]

how dose 10 inchs look? and cool I kinda want on even if im 13



Oh my God...this post is wrong on so many levels.



I'm going to get banned now, aren't I?


hahahahaha

[mittensss]

This thread was great until the thirteen year old post. Now I just feel uncomfortable and awkward. Awesome!

[BJW7191]

This thread was great until the thirteen year old post. Now I just feel uncomfortable and awkward. Awesome!


not me... i think i just became very comfortable since she posted









for fucks sake im joking

[robat19]

I'm going to get banned now, aren't I?

That may have been worth of 3 points, I hope you're still here.

[acfrue]

I'm going to get banned now, aren't I?

I don't know, that's not banning material....but neither was the Alyx's legs comment....

[DaveZeroZero]

That may have been worth of 3 points, I hope you're still here.
Don't worry - I still am =]

However, if my avatar goes and my name is no longer bold, then you'll know that I'm gone. However, I think that it's pretty safe to say whatever I want in PL, anyway.

I don't know, that's not banning material....but neither was the Alyx's legs comment....
Haha, yeah, really.

[robat19]

Don't worry - I still am =]

However, if my avatar goes and my name is no longer bold, then you'll know that I'm gone. However, I think that it's pretty safe to say whatever I want in PL, anyway.

Glad to hear you're still here.

[acfrue]

However, if my avatar goes and my name is no longer bold, then you'll know that I'm gone. However, I think that it's pretty safe to say whatever I want in PL, anyway.


When that happens we'll know the Oceanian thoughtpolice have you. ;-)

[twilightriots]

Or you could just fuck a black guy and get equally torn up. Whatever.

weird ew no I was jokeing.but how dose 10 inchs look!

[HelpMeSleep]

how dose 10 inchs look? and cool I kinda want on even if im 13
:hitself:

[DaveZeroZero]

Glad to hear you're still here.
:-)

When that happens we'll know the Oceanian thoughtpolice have you. ;-)
If by that you mean Blake, then yes.

weird ew no I was jokeing.but how dose 10 inchs look!
About 3 inches bigger than mine

[acfrue]

If by that you mean Blake, then yes.


I just had to put in the 1984 reference, best book ever.

[DaveZeroZero]

I just had to put in the 1984 reference, best book ever.
Yeah, it's an awesome book.

[SonEric84]

About 3 inches bigger than mine




:lol:

[BJW7191]

how dose 10 inchs look? and cool I kinda want on even if im 13



wow... hit me up


joking


gtfo

[phil19]

one of the scariest things ive ever experienced was when some dude was running towards me with this big black double sided dildo wobbling about all over the place.

[robat19]

one of the scariest things ive ever experienced was when some dude was running towards me with this big black double sided dildo wobbling about all over the place.

Are you racist?

[phil19]

Are you racist?

i dont believe so. why do you ask

[robat19]

i dont believe so. why do you ask

because you were afraid of the black dildo

[phil19]

because you were afraid of the black dildo

i think i would have been just as afraid of it had it been white

[robat19]

i think i would have been just as afraid of it had it been white

well that's good

[fadedmemories]

i think i would have been just as afraid of it had it been white
lololol

[robat19]

buzz

[BJW7191]

god... love this thread

[robat19]

ladies, let's actually talk about them.

[AP_Punk]

what kind do you guys like to use?

[BJW7191]

the conehttp://uk.gizmodo.com/the_cone.jpg

[robat19]

seems multi-functional

[BJW7191]

its basically the best thing ever... if i want to read... stick it to the wall put newspaper on ground and bingo

[robat19]

and if you have a birthday party to go to...

[BJW7191]

well it would be kinda awkward to use during a birthday party

[DaveZeroZero]

and if you have a birthday party to go to...
Just put it on your head!

BOOM! PARTY HAT!

[robat19]

Just put it on your head!

BOOM! PARTY HAT!

That's what I was thinking!

[acfrue]

and if you have a birthday party to go to...

Just put it on your head!

BOOM! PARTY HAT!

lololololol

[robat19]

I love sex toys that double as party hats, or party hats that double as sex toys.

[BJW7191]

i hope this thread stays alive for days

[BJW7191]

I love sex toys that double as party hats, or party hats that double as sex toys.
i have not read a truer statement about sex toys





or party hats

[robat19]

this thread has all the buzzzzzz.

[BJW7191]

this thread makes me COME to my senses

[AP_Punk]

smelly party hat

[robat19]

smelly party hat

must clean before wearing on head.

[BJW7191]

smelly party hat


thats a party hat that anyone can use... look at the picture diagram... many of the shadows are clearly men

[AP_Punk]

would use while posting on ap.

[swt_catastrophe]

lol @ this thread being all guys.

[BJW7191]

would use while posting on ap.
would... or have

[BJW7191]

lol @ this thread being all guys.
gtfo


this is def a guys afternoon in

its a g.a.i.

its a ga.... oh

[robat19]

lol @ this thread being all guys.

Why don't you contribute to the discussion?

[acfrue]

gtfo


this is def a guys afternoon in

its a g.a.i.

its a ga.... oh

hahaha, great Office reference.

[swt_catastrophe]

oicwutudidthar.

i would think a fleshlight would make more sense though.

[BJW7191]

oicwutudidthar.

i would think a fleshlight would make more since though.


*sense

[BJW7191]

hahaha, great Office reference.
hell yes

i thought it was just *wind blowing noise and hand motion over the head*

[headclub]

HAHAHAHA this thread is almost as great as finding out about blink. haha. wish i caught it sooner.

[swt_catastrophe]

*sense
you WOULD quote me right as i was correcting that

[BJW7191]

you WOULD quote me right as i was correcting that


im just that quick

wait for it...

[headclub]

i use a pencil....i shove it up my peehole and wiggle it around.. oh wait, i dont think you were asking me.

[robat19]

HAHAHAHA this thread is almost as great as finding out about blink. haha. wish i caught it sooner.
Too bad all it is now is a giant sausage fest.

[headclub]

im just that quick

wait for it...

we didnt have to wait for it...you were that quick ;)

[headclub]

Too bad all it is now is a giant sausage fest.

small sausage fest?

[robat19]

small, but growing.

[headclub]

heyyyoooo

zinger

[BJW7191]

this will grow trust me.... we just gotta play with it a bit

[robat19]

it's almost up

[headclub]

well we can play with this for hours, but everyones getting off.

[BJW7191]

it willl be up lickity split