The Official Self-Deprecation Thread

[DaveZeroZero]

All and any jokes with yourself as their butt. Go.

http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k162/davethebassman/internetsuperheromotivator.jpg

[4N6 science]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahah


I don't know...Look at my username, it sucks. :shrug:

[DaveZeroZero]

It's hard not to be this arrogant when you fail this hard at life.

[.invisible ink.]

/thread.

[DaveZeroZero]

Trying to find a girl has taught me that effort is never worth it.

[.invisible ink.]

Trying to find a girl has taught me that effort is never worth it.

just another sign that points to "gay", don't fight it, dude. There's absolutely nothing wrong with it.

[4N6 science]

Yeah Dave, I have many gay friends. There is nothing wrong with it.

[DaveZeroZero]

but guys don't have boobs or warm vaginae!

[thespearkid]

but guys don't have boobs or warm vaginae!
Date a fat guy. They have boobs and their rolls could substitute for the warmth of a vajayjay.

[4N6 science]

That is true. What about the bum?

[DaveZeroZero]

That is true. What about the bum?
Girls have them

and girls smell nicer and have less body hair.

[thespearkid]

What about it?

[kaycey]

this thread is funny.

[DaveZeroZero]

I don't aim too high, girls just don't aim low enough.

[argg_xo]

dave, you're adorable!

[DaveZeroZero]

I just went out on a limb and got turned down.

DAVE GOT OWNED!!one

[kwsqd]

sucks

[DaveZeroZero]

Oh well, things like this are only to be expected.

[firecrackaaa!]

but guys don't have boobs or warm vaginae!

Hahaha. Only you.

[DaveZeroZero]

Hahaha. Only you.
mmhmm :-)

[DaveZeroZero]

I'm so ugly that I look like I've been having an allergic reaction to peanuts for the entire duration of my life.

[mattmatumbo]

good lord

[DaveZeroZero]

I grow my hair out so that I can use the excuse "it doesn't fit over my head" when people ask me to put on a paper bag for the sake of their eyes.

[eatsound]

i fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

:bow:

[11:11]

I weigh 108- the same as both my sister and my mom. Exact weights.

[WakeUpBlondie]

Date a fat guy. They have boobs and their rolls could substitute for the warmth of a vajayjay.

Dude, what the fuck?

I lol'd

but guys don't have boobs or warm vaginae!

Wait, is vaginae the plural form of vagina?

[WakeUpBlondie]

I weigh 108- the same as both my sister and my mom. Exact weights.

Haha I know how you feel. I'm like 5' 8 or 9" and weigh 120 ish. I eat absolute shit and don't gain a pound.

[thespearkid]

Dude, what the fuck?

I lol'd

Wait, is vaginae the plural form of vagina?
Just trying to figure out what's best for Dave.

[WakeUpBlondie]

Just trying to figure out what's best for Dave.

Haha didn't know it was you at first glimpse due to the different avatar.

This is serious situation, i'm okay with Dave's persuasion

[11:11]

Haha I know how you feel. I'm like 5' 8 or 9" and weigh 120 ish. I eat absolute shit and don't gain a pound.
I know, it's fucking annoying. People tell me theyre jealous all the time, and seriously, whats so good about being a stick?

[JJJ]

I don't aim too high, girls just don't aim low enough.

exactly.

[Heart-A-Tact]

I have the worst haircut right now.

[DaveZeroZero]

Dude, what the fuck?

I lol'd



Wait, is vaginae the plural form of vagina?
It is indeed. I know this because I have a qualification in latin and know how words like this should end.

For example, the plural of penis is, technically, penes.

I'm a dweeb.

[e.j.fritz]

im totally useless cuz i have no skills. :-(

[DaveZeroZero]

im totally useless cuz i have no skills. :-(
IN BED!!!oneoneone

[mattmatumbo]

i've read this thread from the first page to here, and i'm still not really sure what it's about.

[e.j.fritz]

IN BED!!!oneoneone

o yes that too. ): but i dont appreciate you making fun of me for it. its not my fault i cant get hard. lol

[DaveZeroZero]

o yes that too. ): but i dont appreciate you making fun of me for it. its not my fault i cant get hard. lol
maybe I should forward those junk e-mails I get to you...

[e.j.fritz]

maybe I should forward those junk e-mails I get to you...

id very much appreciate that if you would.
damn it god! why cant i get hard!!??

[raychull]

I weigh 108- the same as both my sister and my mom. Exact weights.
Haha I know how you feel. I'm like 5' 8 or 9" and weigh 120 ish. I eat absolute shit and don't gain a pound.

My dad was 6'3'', 150 pounds. It was pretty intense, his slimness.

[bigblue2015]

I always love a good self-deprecation thread.

[.invisible ink.]

I always love a good self-deprecation thread.

i swear i thought that said you loved a good self-defecation thread.

[firecrackaaa!]

I have the worst haircut right now.

Oh boy, this made me chuckle.

[HelpMeSleep]

IN BED!!!oneoneone
siq burn.

[bigblue2015]

i swear i thought that said you loved a good self-defecation thread.

Haha also good.

[Heart-A-Tact]

Oh boy, this made me chuckle.

Bitch!

[Freeride]

so far this has been a thread of dave turning more and more emo

[firecrackaaa!]

Bitch!

You spelled it wrong.

[Heart-A-Tact]

You spelled it wrong.

Bicth!

[DarkBlue13]

i swear i thought that said you loved a good self-defecation thread.

hahaha I did the same thing

[Test User]

Testing.

[firecrackaaa!]

Bicth!

Good job. Now you can be a speller. Forever.

[firecrackaaa!]

Testing.

What the fuck is this?

[Heart-A-Tact]

What the fuck is this?

A test user, DUMAZZ.

[firecrackaaa!]

A test user, DUMAZZ.

But what the fuck is the point of that?

[Heart-A-Tact]

But what the fuck is the point of that?

Who knows.

[firecrackaaa!]

Who knows.

I don't understand. Explain it to me. You're wise.

[Heart-A-Tact]

I don't understand. Explain it to me. You're wise.

Probably just Jason Tate testing something. Don't worry your little head.

[firecrackaaa!]

Probably just Jason Tate testing something. Don't worry your little head.

Couldn't he test with his account?

[Heart-A-Tact]

Couldn't he test with his account?

Probably just Jason Tate testing something. Don't worry your little head.

[firecrackaaa!]

Probably just Jason Tate testing something. Don't worry your little head.

Holy fucking fuck, Michael. Don't do that to me. I just got so fucking confused.

[Heart-A-Tact]

Holy fucking fuck, Michael. Don't do that to me. I just got so fucking confused.

Ahaha, what? I was just being redundant. What's there to be confused about?

[firecrackaaa!]

Ahaha, what? I was just being redundant. What's there to be confused about?

I thought I had replied to that and I got really fucking lost.

[Heart-A-Tact]

I thought I had replied to that and I got really fucking lost.

Wow. Okay, Ashley. Ahaha.

[firecrackaaa!]

Wow. Okay, Ashley. Ahaha.

Shut up. You would have been confused too.

[Sventhegreat]

You guys are great.

[firecrackaaa!]

Oh yes we are.

[DaveZeroZero]

Probably just Jason Tate testing something. Don't worry your little head.
He was testing because I couldn't access page 2 in here yesterday, that's all.

[Test User]

What the fuck is this?
Who the fuck are you?

:-p

[HelpMeSleep]

wait. is Test User legitamately Jason Tate? or is it someone who pretends to be Jason Tate testing things?

[fadedmemories]

Who the hell is Test User?

[Freeride]

i dont know but i dont like him man, he freaks me out.

[firecrackaaa!]

wait. is Test User legitamately Jason Tate? or is it someone who pretends to be Jason Tate testing things?

That's why I asked in the first place :nod: It seems weird.

He was testing because I couldn't access page 2 in here yesterday, that's all.

No one wants you om page 2. That's where we have secret chats about you.

Who the fuck are you?

:-p

Sigh. I don't think I like you.

[Heart-A-Tact]

Sigh. I don't think I like you.

Probably just Jason Tate testing something. Don't worry your little head.

[firecrackaaa!]

Probably just Jason Tate testing something. Don't worry your little head.

Go fuck yourself. I am not falling for your trickery again!

[DaveZeroZero]

wait. is Test User legitamately Jason Tate? or is it someone who pretends to be Jason Tate testing things?
No, that's Jason.

[firecrackaaa!]

No, that's Jason.

How do you know?

[DaveZeroZero]

How do you know?
Because I reported the fact that I couldn't access the page, though I obviously can now.

[HelpMeSleep]

Because I reported the fact that I couldn't access the page, though I obviously can now.
why would you want to access page 2 when there were no posts on it yet?

[.invisible ink.]

why would you want to access page 2 when there were no posts on it yet?

i've had that happen a few times too in the past week or so. it says there's another page and it won't let you get there, it just keeps refreshing the page you're currently on.

[raychull]

According to my friend who is probably one of the most beautiful people I have ever seen, she thinks she's repulsive. I guess I must be dirt.

[HelpMeSleep]

i've had that happen a few times too in the past week or so. it says there's another page and it won't let you get there, it just keeps refreshing the page you're currently on.
ahh weird.

According to my friend who is probably one of the most beautiful people I have ever seen, she thinks she's repulsive. I guess I must be dirt.
I hate that. I also hate when friends who are skinnier than you say that they're fat, and you're just like "okay, thanks, asshole".

[raychull]

ahh weird.


I hate that. I also hate when friends who are skinnier than you say that they're fat, and you're just like "okay, thanks, asshole".

Yeah. I mean, I'm not saying I think I'm ugly. But it makes me want to fucking shove her, because she's so, ugh. vain. and she's prettier than a lot of people I know or talk to.

but yeah, I know where you're coming from.

[HelpMeSleep]

Yeah. I mean, I'm not saying I think I'm ugly. But it makes me want to fucking shove her, because she's so, ugh. vain. and she's prettier than a lot of people I know or talk to.

but yeah, I know where you're coming from.
oh yeah, I'm not saying I'm fat either. but you know what I mean. it's just annoying and people try and fish for compliments and it's annoying and a little rude.

[raychull]

yeah. I definitely agree. I think people like that need a reality check.

[DaveZeroZero]

yeah. I definitely agree. I think people like that need a reality check.
Check, check, one-two, one-two. Check.

[raychull]

Check, check, one-two, one-two. Check.

Yes. A mic check.

[thespearkid]

I don't think I've ever used this thread. This is gonna be fun!

I worry too much.
I'll probably fuck things up with Ra'Chel the first chance I get.
I smell bad right now.
My backhand is a piece of shit.

[raychull]

I don't think I've ever used this thread. This is gonna be fun!

I worry too much.
I'll probably fuck things up with Ra'Chel the first chance I get.
I smell bad right now.
My backhand is a piece of shit.

I worry too much too. And I overanalyze everything. I can think of ten different outcomes to a situation.

[thespearkid]

I worry too much too. And I overanalyze everything. I can think of ten different outcomes to a situation.
Same. It gets exhausting.

[LostPuppy]

I can't speak to people I don't know. Half my school believe me to be mute.

It gets me out of a lot of social hassles but it also keeps me from maintaining any proper social skills.

[raychull]

Same. It gets exhausting.

Extremely.

[thespearkid]

I can't speak to people I don't know. Half my school believe me to be mute.

It gets me out of a lot of social hassles but it also keeps me from maintaining any proper social skills.
Hey, it's me from two years ago. Do what I did and get a job that requires a lot of customer interaction. It really forced me to come out of my shell.

[DaveZeroZero]

I don't think I've ever used this thread. This is gonna be fun!

I worry too much.
I'll probably fuck things up with Ra'Chel the first chance I get.
I smell bad right now.
My backhand is a piece of shit.
Right now and forever.

[(Not)Nikki_FM]

I'm a "racially confused" bisexual nerd who has no life of her own, therefore spends obscene amounts of time online. ha this is fun.

[Catharsis]

I am caught up in my own vision of problems that I don't have.
I have no direction.
After a harsh break-up I have been cynical towards anything that has been even close to 'something good' because I am in search of a fantasy that I tell myself doesn't exist.

[raychull]

I'm lazy.

[DaveZeroZero]

I don't get any girls because the've already got a pussy - they don't need another one.