The Final Battle (Official Thread)

[thespearkid]

Who's your favorite fake account? Mrs. Sweeney Todd or lil_slut?

lil_slut - Can you handle her snakebites on your dick?

http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=320983
http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=322057
http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=321027
http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=322017

Mrs. Sweeney Todd - She mostly British cause she speak British words

http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=311843&page=2
http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=318536

(feel free to post a link to any thread or post that exemplifies their greatness).

poll forthcoming

[4N6 science]

I got the PM with "I want to put my snakebites on your dick."

[thespearkid]

That was the day I really started posting, if I remember correctly.

[4N6 science]

Yeah that was at the beginning of summer when I had no life at home. I just read through the cyper sex thread. Wow that's a classic. You don't see many gems like that one anymore.

[thespearkid]

I kinda didn't understand how epic some of those threads were until I read back over them.

[Smash Adams]

Mrs. Sweeney Todd is real, she just can't tell us her true identity since it would hurt her career if they knew she was not a virgin ( http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=293986 )

[Kassie09]

Im obligated to vote for mrs sweeny todd, luv u girl!

[thespearkid]

I just had to go for lil_slut. The cyper threads were just too epic.

[HelpMeSleep]

mrs sweeney todd ftw.

[fadedmemories]

lil_slut definitely

[OdeToTheSun]

lil_slut.
I don't even remember mrs sweeney todd.

[DaveZeroZero]

lil_slut was more consistent, but Mrs. Sweeney Todd had her moments of greatness.

I still went for lil_slut.

[SgtFumunda]

If Mrs. Sweeney Todd doesn't win, I'll be pissed.

[4N6 science]

I'm surprised this thread hasn't had more posts.

[thespearkid]

These epic characters deserve more love than they're getting.

[4N6 science]

I know. The poll is starting to tighten up.

[DaveZeroZero]

I know. The poll is starting to tighten up.
like my anus.

[4N6 science]

Ew, that was TMI Dave.

[thespearkid]

Whoa.

[DaveZeroZero]

Yeah, what do you have to say for yourself
Whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah
And I say yeah (what do you..)

[4N6 science]

hahaha

[kaycey]

lil_slut was fucking hilarious.

[lovely864md]

I will love MST until the day that I die. Hope you are doing well in German crack rehab, girlfriend.

[argg_xo]

LONG LIVE MRS SWEENEY TODD!!!!!!! i miss her and her british words.

[TheSkyline]

You all obviously didn't see the thread where I legitimately proved Mrs. Sweeny Todd was not a fake account, so I had to go with lil_slut.

http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=555991

[thespearkid]

Well, lil_slut was real too, wasn't she?

[nonamesleft]

Never seen either of them.

[TheSkyline]

Well, lil_slut was real too, wasn't she?

I'm pretty sure she was a fake account.

[DannySniper]

MST was my first friend on here.

She understood me like no-one else.

She also wrote beautiful music that I thoroughly enjoyed.

[Burning Star IV]

Damn. I want snakebits on my wiener.

[DannySniper]

I also miss the 'foul language' filter on MST's computer.

[thespearkid]

Such epicness from those two.

[deathbatgurl]

this is stupid.

[argg_xo]

why is this so stupid?

[DaveZeroZero]

because deathbatgurl is better.

[argg_xo]

she's jealous this thread isn't about her.

[thespearkid]

deathbatgurl has never once entertained me. She's just annoying as fuck.

[pilot_light_out]

are they never coming back? how unfortunate...

[thespearkid]

I remember Chris hinting that Mrs. Sweeney Todd could be eligible to be back in Christmas... unless I was completely misunderstand of what he meant.

[pilot_light_out]

that would be the best christmas present ever