Farts

[jaycougar]

tell us all a story about when u let gas in a not so good place. EVERYONE has done it so let it out (not gas) tell youre story how u were in a library and let one out u thought was not going to make noise and ~~~~RIP~~~ it just comes out as loud as it can. lol.... this should be interesting

[leika]

At the hospital while lying on my tummy. ;)
Tons of doctors and nurses. I was also naked. And there was student doctors.


It was funny, but embarrassing.

[BrandNew20]

uh, I did it once while sneezing in class way back in 8th grade, good times.

[jaycougar]

LMFAO! Great way to start this thread. OMG that was funny shit

[a typicalcliche]

this one time i was stoned. and i was at the mall. and i went up to this random lady. and i was like "pull my finger" then she pulled my finger and i farted hahahahaha.

[jaycougar]

I went out on a date once and I had to fart so bad all fucking night. well I held it and I walked her to her door. She wanted a hug and I was like ok. so she decides to jump into my arms then proceed to wrap her legs around my waist and squeze. well It came out and I stumpled back with my feet to kick rocks around to cover up the sound but I think she heard it. I got back to my car and laughed my ass off. lol

[EnderDove]

My friends and I walk through Target on a weekly basis and fart at old people, kids and anyone else who looks funny. This may sound immature but its very fun, especially when they laugh or bitch at you.

Other than that i've let some go in my manager's face before, thats always good.

Just for the record, I love farting, pooping, fart jokes, poop jokes and all that. I love shitting really loud in a public place, haha. Im weird, but its hilarious.

[gonzogrover]

Me and my girlfriend at the time were at the movies watching that terrible Freddie Prinze movie, "Summer Catch" and during a scene that was pretty quiet I let one rip that I'd been holding in for quite a while. Not only was it nice and loud but it had quite the stench to go along with it.... good times

[SonEric84]

hahaha I can't believe this is a thread.

[mondeoman]

Not a fart but a shit story. This kid on my floor told me about how he ate some kind of food I've never heard of and it has curry and shit in it. Anyways this morning, I'm getting out of the shower (we have community bathrooms :p) and it smells terrible in there and I see that one of the stalls is closed and I know it's him cuz the shit smells really bad.

Hey jaycougar, when do we get to see your sweet tats?

hahaha I can't believe this is a thread.
It's better than another girl pants thread.

[jaycougar]

Hey jaycougar, when do we get to see your sweet tats?


Ill take some pics this sunday after I get it all filled in. If I dont go sunday u will have to wait till the one I just had done is healed becouse it still looks scaby :(

[FallingOut]

Its so surprising no girls have replied to this. Just admit it you wimps!

[SonEric84]

It's better than another girl pants thread.


How true.

[mybreakingpoint]

i once farted at the exact smae time as my girlfriend at the movies

they were both so loud it was horrible

we just looked at each other and kept eating our reeses pieces

we never spoke of it again lol

[irthesteve]

mid spanish class during a test... it was pretty bad, luckly we had a hang signal that our teacher (ex-marine) told us they used in the marines, so i used it quickly and soon people were laughing with me instead of at me

[FinchBulldog2]

My friends and I walk through Target on a weekly basis and fart at old people, kids and anyone else who looks funny. This may sound immature but its very fun, especially when they laugh or bitch at you.

It's fun to be an ass in public. People should try out the "touch old people game." You just touch em and it's fun.

[Signals Corrupted]

haha when i was like a sophomore in hs me and my friends would walk around the mall with a whoopie cushion and one time this dude totally flipped out on me and started pretending like he could actually smell the fart and shit lol. what an idiot. hes probably back in jail by now lol. it was hilarioud how he so thoroughly harassed my friends and i.

[jaycougar]

I cant let this thread die lol

[VeloriumCamper]

in 5th grade....we were doing sit-ups in close quarters....and i went up one time and RIPPED one..
everyone ran away....i was SO embarrased haha :animateds