the pope is (almost) dead

[KidDynamite]

finally.

[Signals Corrupted]

hey how does one go about becoming a pope? i've been trying to decide between this and joining the navy.

[LostInTheCrowd]

I think this is gonna be my favorite thread of the day.

[punkpixie]

Like Andy, I'm beginning to think this is an April Fools.. I'm sure he'll get up off the deathbed any minute and say:

"April Fools!! Let us pray bitches!!!"

[LostInTheCrowd]

I'd rather him get up and start speaking in tongues. That would make me a lot happier.

[Andy]

If you've seen Eurotrip, you should be all over this. Horrible film, but it teaches you the valueable lesson that every white trash moron who jerks off in Rome can become the new Pope, if his wacky friend almost burns down the Vatican, shits in the Pope Hat and goes off speeding in the Popemobile.

[punkpixie]

I'd rather him get up and start speaking in tongues. That would make me a lot happier.

That scares me.

[AshesAshes]

Like Andy, I'm beginning to think this is an April Fools.. I'm sure he'll get up off the deathbed any minute and say:

"April Fools!! Let us pray bitches!!!"
best avatar ever........

[punkpixie]

If you've seen Eurotrip, you should be all over this. Horrible film, but it teaches you the valueable lesson that every white trash moron who jerks off in Rome can become the new Pope, if his wacky friend almost burns down the Vatican, shits in the Pope Hat and goes off speeding in the Popemobile.

hahaha 'Popemobile'....I've never seen that film, because I thought it looked crap. Had I known that was in there I would have gone on opening night!

best avatar ever........

better than the green ranger?

[Signals Corrupted]

i love david cross' impression of the pope

"so pope, what should we do about this?"

"*ahh *old people noise* *ploop* *fart*"

haha awesome

[punkpixie]

i love david cross' impression of the pope

"so pope, what should we do about this?"

"*ahh *old people noise* *ploop* *fart*"

haha awesome

it's so true though. When he speaks it doesn't even sound Italian!!! I dont know what the fuck it is...

[Signals Corrupted]

p.s we're all going to hell.

[AshesAshes]

hahaha 'Popemobile'....I've never seen that film, because I thought it looked crap. Had I known that was in there I would have gone on opening night!



better than the green ranger?
oooh thats a toughy im gonna have to say yes cauyse it was so random too me i forgot all about captain planet........

[KidDynamite]

yo, they kicked me out off the vatikan like 5 or 6 years ago cuz i wore a bad religion shirt :dweeba48:

[LostInTheCrowd]

That scares me.

I know. That's the point.

[AshesAshes]

p.s we're all going to hell.
:amen:

the pope is whack

[LostInTheCrowd]

p.s we're all going to hell.

I think God has a good sense of humor. I'm not that worried.

[Signals Corrupted]

yo, they kicked me out off the vatikan like 5 or 6 years ago cuz i wore a bad religion shirt :dweeba48:

they kicked me out when i turned 13 and became too old for the priests to remain sexually attracted to me..

[punkpixie]

p.s we're all going to hell.

I think I was going there before I commented about this!

I know. That's the point.

hahaha

[KidDynamite]

they kicked me out when i turned 13 and became too old for the priests to remain sexually attracted to me..

haha

[punkpixie]

they kicked me out when i turned 13 and became too old for the priests to remain sexually attracted to me..

Damn. It makes me laugh how gay men aren't allowed to be priests because its wrong. But a good percentage of the ones that already are like to molest children..

[Andy]

I did exagerate a bit Ellie, but they do mock the pope. Those bastards.

[LostInTheCrowd]

they kicked me out when i turned 13 and became too old for the priests to remain sexually attracted to me..

I was wondering how long it would take for a molestation joke.

[punkpixie]

I did exagerate a bit Ellie, but they do mock the pope. Those bastards.

How dare they!!! He is one strong hunk of man...

[Andy]

When he speaks it doesn't even sound Italian!!! I dont know what the fuck it is...
He's not italian, he's polish.

Hey, he speaks with God, why should he bother communicating with us,

[Signals Corrupted]

I was wondering how long it would take for a molestation joke.


yeah i know. im sorry. why didnt i just throw in a clinton and lewinsky joke along with a martha stewart bit and whatever else is disgustingly over-used.

[LostInTheCrowd]

yeah i know. im sorry. why didnt i just throw in a clinton and lewinsky joke along with a martha stewart bit and whatever else is disgustingly over-used.

I'm all for the molestor jokes.

[punkpixie]

He's not italian, he's polish.

Hey, he speaks with God, why should he bother communicating with us,

haha. I bet when he dies he's going to heaven straight through the front door, red carpet and everything...

[Andy]

haha. I bet when he dies he's going to heaven straight through the front door, red carpet and everything...
Dibs on the Popemobile.

[punkpixie]

Dibs on the Popemobile.

Well, it only has two front seats, so we can both sit in the front. You can drive though...

[Andy]

Ooooooh no, Im in the bubble on top. You can do the driving.

[Signals Corrupted]

Dubs on the Popemobile.


woo. rollin'

[punkpixie]

Ooooooh no, Im in the bubble on top. You can do the driving.

I can't drive!! The Pope would have to bless me beforehand!

[Andy]

I can't drive!! The Pope would have to bless me beforehand!
I don't have a driver? Where's Jebus when you need him...

[punkpixie]

I don't have a driver? Where's Jebus when you need him...

hahaha..probably preparing the buffet for when the Pope arrives in heaven...I bet they have a countdown going up there!

[Andy]

Haha, they have a huge countdown like it's Newyears eve.

10!
9!
8!

[punkpixie]

Haha, they have a huge countdown like it's Newyears eve.

10!
9!
8!

7
6
5
4
3
2
1!!!!

He's here!!! The Pope is here!!!

[atticus_4132]

it's so true though. When he speaks it doesn't even sound Italian!!! I dont know what the fuck it is...

hes not from italia...thats why it doesnt sounds italian..hes from poland

Like Andy, I'm beginning to think this is an April Fools.. I'm sure he'll get up off the deathbed any minute and say:

"April Fools!! Let us pray bitches!!!"

yeah haha i also thought about that they come up and say "haha you jerks believed us haha we are old ugly people but we kicked your ass haha"

[punkpixie]

hes not from italia...thats why it doenst sounds italian..hes from poland

I know this now, somebody already told me. I genuinely thought he was italian..hahaha

[Andy]

It was me.

ME!

LOOK AT MEEEEEEE!

[atticus_4132]

oh and i nominate arnold schwarzenegger as the new pope ;)

[punkpixie]

oh and i nominate arnold schwarzenegger as the new pope ;)

what so he could touch-up all the popes assistants? Like he does with interviewers?

[atticus_4132]

what so he could touch-up all the popes assistants? Like he does with interviewers?

+also bring back action to the vatican

[KidDynamite]

n/t

[sleepygrlgreen]

I don't understand why people are making jokes about this.

[KidDynamite]

the pope was a dick. thats all.

[velouriumCAMPER]

I don't understand why people are making jokes about this.

Even moreso I don't understand what this is...

n/t

[sleepygrlgreen]

the pope was a dick. thats all.
he was a dick? what's wrong with you. he was probably one of the greatest men to walk the face of this earth. people of all religions considered him to be a man of peace.

Even moreso I don't understand what this is...
this being the pope and his condition.

[richter915]

he was a dick? what's wrong with you. he was probably one of the greatest men to walk the face of this earth. people of all religions considered him to be a man of peace.


this being the pope and his condition.
I was the greatest man to walk on earth...the pope was nothing compared to me.

[velouriumCAMPER]

this being the pope and his condition.

Oh no sweetheart I meant that kid's post beneath my comment. :animateds

[richter915]

on a more important note...the lady next door is blasting annoying techno...i'm replying with thrice and comeback kid...any recommendations?

[sleepygrlgreen]

Oh no sweetheart I meant that kid's post beneath my comment. :animateds
oooh. heh heh. thanks for clearing that up.

on a more important note...the lady next door is blasting annoying techno...i'm replying with thrice and comeback kid...any recommendations?
on a more important note? again, stop making jokes about this. you may not give a shit, but at least be respectful.

[richter915]

oooh. heh heh. thanks for clearing that up.


on a more important note? again, stop making jokes about this. you may not give a shit, but at least be respectful.
I paid my respects...now this is the next thing on my agenda.

[KidDynamite]

on a more important note...the lady next door is blasting annoying techno...i'm replying with thrice and comeback kid...any recommendations?

try some black metal

[richter915]

try some black metal
hmm...I'll Dimmu Borgir her ass.

[sleepygrlgreen]

can you guys not talk about this in this thread?

hmm...I'll Dimmu Borgir her ass.


with your signature, you mean all good things must come to an end? they don't have to end.

[richter915]

right.

ok ok how about...what music do you think the pope would suggest I blast in order to bug the lady next door.

[KidDynamite]

can you guys not talk about this in this thread?




with your signature, you mean all good things must come to an end? they don't have to end.

i started this fuckin thread so im allowed to talk about fuckin BLACK666METAL hahah

[velouriumCAMPER]

with your signature, you mean all good things must come to an end? they don't have to end.

I dunno..., Mark clearly states in Apple Shampoo that sometimes, they do.

[sleepygrlgreen]

right.

ok ok how about...what music do you think the pope would suggest I blast in order to bug the lady next door.
whatever. it's not even worth arguing with you over.

[richter915]

i started this fuckin thread so im allowed to talk about fuckin BLACK666METAL hahah
hah...germany IS the home of black metal



and nazis

[Shoes]

Popemobile.
HAHAHAHAHHAHA

[SonEric84]

Can't we all just get along?

[richter915]

yes she turned her crap off

richter915 is winner.

[velouriumCAMPER]

Can't we all just get along?

In a thread that talks about the Pope, Black Metal, 666, and Apple Shampoo all at the same time..., I highly doubt it. :animateds

[richter915]

whatever. it's not even worth arguing with you over.
I thought u were doing hw anyway?

[sleepygrlgreen]

hah...germany IS the home of black metal



and nazis
you're really kool.

[SonEric84]

In a thread that talks about the Pope, Black Metal, 666, and Apple Shampoo all at the same time..., I highly doubt it. :animateds


haha Good point. Holy random...

[sleepygrlgreen]

I thought u were doing hw anyway?
what does it matter? you don't even want to talk to me anymore.

[KidDynamite]

well the home of black metal is norway and unfortunately the home of nazis is everywhere nowadays:/

[richter915]

what does it matter? you don't even want to talk to me anymore.
wait wait wait....who was the one who clearly said "if we broke up, I don't think I can handle talking to you for at least two weeks"

don't fucking put this on me when you're the one who said that. I'm doing u a favor by staying offline.

[sleepygrlgreen]

wait wait wait....who was the one who clearly said "if we broke up, I don't think I can handle talking to you for at least two weeks"

don't fucking put this on me when you're the one who said that. I'm doing u a favor by staying offline.
so what, you're just not going to talk to me until next semester or are you just going to avoid me then too? i told you why i wanted to break up and you don't seem to believe it. you don't know how badly i want to be with you, but the long distance is torture. i can't deal with it anymore. i can't deal with you seeing other girls more than you see me. the whole once every few months thing finally got to me. why can't you understand that?

[richter915]

so what, you're just not going to talk to me until next semester or are you just going to avoid me then too? i told you why i wanted to break up and you don't seem to believe it. you don't know how badly i want to be with you, but the long distance is torture. i can't deal with it anymore. i can't deal with you seeing other girls more than you see me. the whole once every few months thing finally got to me. why can't you understand that?
ur the one who feels uncomfortable ok? And you really pissed me off with all that. You can't trust me, that's what it is. And hey look...I'm not even hanging out with people...I haven't fucking left my suite in over twenty four hours...whatever dude...this isn't the place for this kinda bullshit.

[velouriumCAMPER]

so what, you're just not going to talk to me until next semester or are you just going to avoid me then too? i told you why i wanted to break up and you don't seem to believe it. you don't know how badly i want to be with you, but the long distance is torture. i can't deal with it anymore. i can't deal with you seeing other girls more than you see me. the whole once every few months thing finally got to me. why can't you understand that?

::quickly pops some popcorn, his favorite blanket, and curls up in front of the computer screen, with a nice smile on his face::

Now *this* is how I like spending my Saturday afternoons. Middle school drama PWNS!! :animateds

[richter915]

::quickly pops some popcorn, his favorite blanket, and curls up in front of the computer screen, with a nice smile on his face::

Now *this* is how I like spending my Saturday afternoons. Middle school drama PWNS!! :animateds
middle school? try college.

[sleepygrlgreen]

ur the one who feels uncomfortable ok? And you really pissed me off with all that. You can't trust me, that's what it is. And hey look...I'm not even hanging out with people...I haven't fucking left my suite in over twenty four hours...whatever dude...this isn't the place for this kinda bullshit.
It's not a matter of not trusting you dude. Look, I'll call you later and we'll finish talking about it then. You're right. This isn't the place for talking about our situation.

[velouriumCAMPER]

middle school? try college.

Shit ya got me. But drama is drama. TRUST me..., I need a good dose nowadays. Summer is too far off, and LifeTime hasn't been cutting it lately. :headshake

[richter915]

It's not a matter of not trusting you dude. Look, I'll call you later and we'll finish talking about it then. You're right. This isn't the place for talking about our situation.
u can't call now? too busy posting on this piece of shit message board? you're a moron (ur gonna hold that against me for the next five years too I bet).

[sleepygrlgreen]

Shit ya got me. But drama is drama. TRUST me..., I need a good dose nowadays. Summer is too far off, and LifeTime hasn't been cutting it lately. :headshake
That's quite a shame.

u can't call now? too busy posting on this piece of shit message board? you're a moron (ur gonna hold that against me for the next five years too I bet).
I'm not the only one in this house that uses the telephone.

[SonEric84]

Shit ya got me. But drama is drama. TRUST me..., I need a good dose nowadays. Summer is too far off, and LifeTime hasn't been cutting it lately. :headshake

hahaha Lifetime...television for women, and gay men.

[velouriumCAMPER]

That's quite a shame.

Isn't it though. :headshake

hahaha Lifetime...television for women, and gay men.

Every LifeTime movie EVER:
+) The wife cheats on the husband
+) The husband kills the boyfriend
+) The wife runs away with her kids from an abusive husband / father
+) In court for custody, the dude bangs his lawyer
+) why the fuck do I know this shit?? lol. :animateds

[SonEric84]

Isn't it though. :headshake



Every LifeTime movie EVER:
+) The wife cheats on the husband
+) The husband kills the boyfriend
+) The wife runs away with her kids from an abusive husband / father
+) In court for custody, the dude bangs his lawyer
+) why the fuck do I know this shit?? lol. :animateds


Because of days like these?

[velouriumCAMPER]

Because of days like these?

Ex-ACTLY! :animateds