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jaimej
04/01/05, 12:49 PM
Ok, so I'm leaving to see my boyfriend in 2 hours.. I need ideas of an April Fools joke to pull on him.. preferably not one that would end the relationship! Ideas??

SkaBum14
04/01/05, 12:50 PM
Tell him you're pregnant with another man's child, but your parents don't know and they're pressuring you into marriage so the baby grows up in a proper family.

trustmeimokay
04/01/05, 12:51 PM
Tell him you just quit your job and started a circus.

An ant circus.

jaimej
04/01/05, 12:54 PM
Tell him you just quit your job and started a circus.

An ant circus.
Hahahahaha that he might believe! Well, maybe not the ant part. Damn edits!

And Kyle I don't think that would be as funny as it is scary.. haha.

SkaBum14
04/01/05, 12:56 PM
And Kyle I don't think that would be as funny as it is scary.. haha.

Trust me, after you've been married for 40 years and you finally tell him that the reason you got married was part of an April Fool's joke, you'll look back and share a laugh.

__asyouwere
04/01/05, 12:58 PM
Tell him you're coming out.

Anyways, doesn't april fools end at noon ? I thought i heard that somewhere...

trustmeimokay
04/01/05, 12:58 PM
Tell him you're coming out.

Anyways, doesn't april fools end at noon ? I thought i heard that somewhere...
Uh, no.

slimjimba13
04/01/05, 12:59 PM
Tell him you're pregnant with another man's child, but your parents don't know and they're pressuring you into marriage so the baby grows up in a proper family.


haha thats great

Bishop
04/01/05, 01:00 PM
Last year my ex (who was my girlfriend at the time) told me she was pregnant and even showed me an EPT test that tested positive.

I then later found out that she drew the positive sign on the EPT test and did that as an April fool's joke.


I think I walked around yelling outside for 20 minutes after that. Needless to say I was a bit livid about it.

Drew Beringer
04/01/05, 01:00 PM
Tell him you're coming out.

Anyways, doesn't april fools end at noon ? I thought i heard that somewhere...

There is a reason why it's called April Fools Day, not April Fools Morning. :animateds

BrandNew20
04/01/05, 01:01 PM
Anyways, doesn't april fools end at noon ? I thought i heard that somewhere...

I think you were most likely being april fooled...

__asyouwere
04/01/05, 01:01 PM
Uh, no.


*shrugs* shows how much i know.

BrandNew20
04/01/05, 01:02 PM
Last year my ex (who was my girlfriend at the time) told me she was pregnant and even showed me an EPT test that tested positive.

I then later found out that she drew the positive sign on the EPT test and did that as an April fool's joke.


I think I walked around yelling outside for 20 minutes after that. Needless to say I was a bit livid about it.

holy fuck man, you must have been scared shitless. Thats not cool...

trustmeimokay
04/01/05, 01:02 PM
*shrugs* shows how much i know.
Yeah, you beautiful loser.

__asyouwere
04/01/05, 01:02 PM
There is a reason why it's called April Fools Day, not April Fools Morning. :animateds


psh. smartass.

jaimej
04/01/05, 01:03 PM
Trust me, after you've been married for 40 years and you finally tell him that the reason you got married was part of an April Fool's joke, you'll look back and share a laugh.
Hahahahahahaha you are too much.

SkaBum14
04/01/05, 01:03 PM
Last year my ex (who was my girlfriend at the time) told me she was pregnant and even showed me an EPT test that tested positive.

I then later found out that she drew the positive sign on the EPT test and did that as an April fool's joke.


I think I walked around yelling outside for 20 minutes after that. Needless to say I was a bit livid about it.

Haha, that's horrible.

jaimej
04/01/05, 01:04 PM
Last year my ex (who was my girlfriend at the time) told me she was pregnant and even showed me an EPT test that tested positive.

I then later found out that she drew the positive sign on the EPT test and did that as an April fool's joke.


I think I walked around yelling outside for 20 minutes after that. Needless to say I was a bit livid about it.
Thats horrible. I could never do that. I'd probably laugh too much though to pull it off anyway.

Bishop
04/01/05, 01:10 PM
holy fuck man, you must have been scared shitless. Thats not cool...

It's true. But she gave me head and then had sex twice that night, so that put me in a better mood. But I was damn sure that condom stayed on.

Thats horrible. I could never do that. I'd probably laugh too much though to pull it off anyway.

Oh, she thought it was the most hilarious thing she's done in her entire life.

jaimej
04/01/05, 01:31 PM
It's true. But she gave me head and then had sex twice that night, so that put me in a better mood. But I was damn sure that condom stayed on.
That's a good start to making things better haha, but it has to suck to make you so nervous about it from then on.

Anyone have any other ideas???

Sabian
04/01/05, 01:36 PM
Tell him you are becoming a nun.

Bishop
04/01/05, 01:37 PM
Tell him you are becoming a nun.

Or better yet, ask him to marry you.

jaimej
04/01/05, 01:42 PM
Hahahahaha I don't want to scare him! Come on someone has to have a good idea.

SkaBum14
04/01/05, 01:44 PM
Hahahahaha I don't want to scare him! Come on someone has to have a good idea.

Give him AIDS?

El_Jeffe
04/01/05, 08:08 PM
*shrugs* shows how much i know.


nah the show packs up
at 12noon over here
for some reason