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Justin Gaynor
04/05/05, 12:57 PM
I'm sure plenty of you will join me in wishing a very happy 21st birthday to the one and only Jared Kaufman (http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfi le&friendID=2432235) today. Leave him your birthday messages before he's too obliterated to read them.
wheresweezer
04/05/05, 01:01 PM
happy birthday
AreTwoKay
04/05/05, 01:04 PM
Happy Birthday Jared :boobies:
falloutncambria
04/05/05, 01:05 PM
might i recommend the bars on king street in old town or m street in georgetown
At the Drive-In
04/05/05, 01:06 PM
T-minus 12 posts before this turns to a "straight edge kids vs. normal kids" thread.
omg he implied that straight edge kids aren't normal!!!
Ready....go!
Jared Kaufman
04/05/05, 01:06 PM
might i recommend the bars on king street in old town or m street in georgetown
HAHA. I'll be at Four Courts in Arlington, VA tonight. However, this weekend I plan on hitting up the Georgetown scene and hopefully the little spot known as Coyote Ugly.
derricklc22
04/05/05, 01:07 PM
Happy Birthday
Nate_RAWKS
04/05/05, 01:08 PM
Happy Birthday Jared!!! You share your birthday with the same day Kurt Cobain killed himself. That's great.......
Jared Kaufman
04/05/05, 01:09 PM
Happy Birthday Jared!!! You share your birthday with the same day Kurt Cobain killed himself. That's great.......
Yep. That's always a little fact I keep in the back of my mind.
iLikePants
04/05/05, 01:11 PM
Happy Birthday you crazy kid
I say crazy kid in the most loving way
EveryNewDay
04/05/05, 01:11 PM
happy 21st birthday man. live it up.
noles05
04/05/05, 01:11 PM
Happy Birthday, Jared Kaufman!!! :dance: it was roughly 21 years and 9 months ago when you won the race..:tdo13: :thumbsup:
bones jones
04/05/05, 01:12 PM
remember this advice when you meet the drunk bitches:
squeeze the tip, then unroll. don't want any air bubbles in the rubber now, do we?
happy birthday.
Nate_RAWKS
04/05/05, 01:13 PM
Yep. That's always a little fact I keep in the back of my mind.
haha good i'm glad.
mybreakingpoint
04/05/05, 01:14 PM
this is my happy birthday song to you in the style of Motion City Soundtrack:
happy birthday to you
happy birthday to you
happy birthday dear--ah, fuck it
the end.
happy birthday bud and remember not to get so wasted you wake up in the back of the truck with one of the bush twins...
DroppedUrPocket
04/05/05, 01:14 PM
Happy B-day dude.
Pat Marquez
04/05/05, 01:15 PM
Man, I love drinking.
Jared Kaufman
04/05/05, 01:15 PM
Man, I love drinking.
I'm pounding an irish car bomb for YOU tonight
Pat Marquez
04/05/05, 01:17 PM
Mmm, they are good.
Jared Kaufman
04/05/05, 01:19 PM
Mmm, they are good.
http://tacoweapon.com/blog/up/carbomb.jpg
http://photos3.flickr.com/3395685_662e27e734_m.jpg
xbrokendownx
04/05/05, 01:20 PM
happy birthday jared.
have one or ten for me
Pat Marquez
04/05/05, 01:20 PM
http://tacoweapon.com/blog/up/carbomb.jpg
http://photos3.flickr.com/3395685_662e27e734_m.jpg
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm what a chocolatey delight.
bones jones
04/05/05, 01:21 PM
i think that they should make fun beverages like that for the edge kids like me. i want to take body shots of fruitopia off some drunk-ass ho. who's with me?!
iLikePants
04/05/05, 01:24 PM
this is my happy birthday song to you in the style of Motion City Soundtrack:
happy birthday to you
happy birthday to you
happy birthday dear--ah, fuck it
the end.
happy birthday bud and remember not to get so wasted you wake up in the back of the truck with one of the bush twins...
you get all hot when you sing happy birthday
Nate_RAWKS
04/05/05, 01:26 PM
i think that they should make fun beverages like that for the edge kids like me. i want to take body shots of fruitopia off some drunk-ass ho. who's with me?!
i'm no straight edge and i never did a body shot of fruitopia off some drunk ass ho. But there was this one time when i blew my load on some girls tits and she licked it off. Is that even the same??? :headshake
happy birthday :animateds
bones jones
04/05/05, 01:27 PM
i'm no straight edge and i never did a body shot of fruitopia off some drunk ass ho. But there was this one time when i blew my load on some girls tits and she licked it off. Is that even the same??? :headshake
show me the way, please. let me be your young padawan.... :love:
colorlesscliche
04/05/05, 01:28 PM
Enjoy it, Jared. Happy Birthday.
SLADE775
04/05/05, 01:28 PM
:love: :love: :love:
I HOPE HE WEARS HIS BIRTHDAY SUIT!!!!!
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
JTrain12
04/05/05, 01:30 PM
you should be waaaasted already, what are you waitin for playa....
SLADE775
04/05/05, 01:31 PM
i'm no straight edge and i never did a body shot of fruitopia off some drunk ass ho. But there was this one time when i blew my load on some girls tits and she licked it off. Is that even the same??? :headshake
im very arroused......
Thats similar to the time I blew a load in yer hair and yer pet ape ate some of it......
:headshake thats waaaaaay uncalled for....
Amy Sommers
04/05/05, 01:34 PM
Happy Brithday... you know i love you <3
Jared Kaufman
04/05/05, 01:35 PM
you should be waaaasted already, what are you waitin for playa....
I do have a full-time job (8:30AM to 5:00PM - Monday through Friday). However, I have a feeling I'll be taking a "sick day" tomorrow.
Nate_RAWKS
04/05/05, 01:35 PM
show me the way, please. let me be your young padawan.... :love:
sure no problem dude i'll help you out. Just e-mail me at:
youarealoserandcantgetgirlsonyourow n@hotmail.com
;) and yes i am kidding with you, you're not a loser at all. You're just misguided. ;)
SLADE775
04/05/05, 01:38 PM
sure no problem dude i'll help you out. Just e-mail me at:
youarealoserandcantgetgirlsonyourow n@hotmail.com
;) and yes i am kidding with you, you're not a loser at all. You're just misguided. ;)
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Katie Schmitz
04/05/05, 01:42 PM
happy b-day! Enjoy all the drinks you can drink! :booze: :booze:
EmoTorture
04/05/05, 01:45 PM
T-minus 12 posts before this turns to a "straight edge kids vs. normal kids" thread.
omg he implied that straight edge kids aren't normal!!!
Ready....go!
I think you started it by calling non-straightedge people NORMAL.
sure no problem dude i'll help you out. Just e-mail me at:
youarealoserandcantgetgirlsonyourow n@hotmail.com
;) and yes i am kidding with you, you're not a loser at all. You're just misguided. ;)
Nate....would you please stop giving out my email address incorrectly. Could you please remember that I changed it to myluckwithgirlssucksivegivenup@yaho o.com
LPMagic
04/05/05, 01:49 PM
Happy 21st, Jared!! Mine's less than a year away, let me know how your's goes. ;)
- Jeff
projectmayhem16
04/05/05, 01:57 PM
Damn Jared I thought you were like 2 or 3 years my senior, turns out you are only a year older than me, weird. Happy Birthday man, you are honestly the best part about this site, I never get sick of your sarcastic comments, you're the best even though you don't talk to me anymore :(
irthesteve
04/05/05, 01:57 PM
have a good one
Jared Kaufman
04/05/05, 01:58 PM
Damn Jared I thought you were like 2 or 3 years my senior, turns out you are only a year older than me, weird. Happy Birthday man, you are honestly the best part about this site, I never get sick of your sarcastic comments, you're the best even though you don't talk to me anymore :(
Me? Sarcastic? Psh. Yeah right. Whatever.
IM me soon and we'll talk. I've just been INSANELY busy lately with my "new" (kinda) job.
rainraindown
04/05/05, 02:01 PM
its my 21st birthday today too, how fucking weird <3
SLADE775
04/05/05, 02:02 PM
Me? Sarcastic? Psh. Yeah right. Whatever.
IM me soon and we'll talk. I've just been INSANELY busy lately with my "new" (kinda) job.
http://www.spcservices.com/janitor.gif
finch425
04/05/05, 02:04 PM
happy b day dude, dont get tooooo fucked up, but drink one for me!
JohnnyG
04/05/05, 02:05 PM
happy birthday! dont get too drunk
Paul Tao
04/05/05, 02:11 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY fucker
projectmayhem16
04/05/05, 02:12 PM
I hope you don't have a birthday like I did this year, I had my girlfriend freak out on me like a psycho and ending breaking up with me ON MY BIRTHDAY, and lots of other shit with some of my fake friends, but hopefully on my 21st I can go to a bar with one of my only older friends and get hammered with my hand fucking taped to drinks all night, now if you all will excuse me I have to drop the kids off at the pool to do some cannon-balls.
Nate_RAWKS
04/05/05, 02:22 PM
Nate....would you please stop giving out my email address incorrectly. Could you please remember that I changed it to myluckwithgirlssucksivegivenup@yaho o.com
haha
Dude you know you have to leave your house to pick up girls right? ;)
Well, unless you're me and it's like a taping of college fuckfest up in here everyday.
archamedes
04/05/05, 02:36 PM
someone give him a smack on the ass for me, happy birthday brotha
Willy F
04/05/05, 03:18 PM
happy birthday you're not special
falloutdrea19
04/05/05, 03:25 PM
happy birthday!!!!!!!!!!! have fun drinking. go have a chipotle burrito before you go out. if you don't know what that is, figure it out, and then thank me. ;) have a great 21st bday!!!!!!
splatoutofluck
04/05/05, 03:35 PM
happy b-day
heres to the heat, not to the heat that ignites and burns down shanties, but to the heat that excites and brings down panties
ParisKitty16
04/05/05, 03:50 PM
It's my birthday too! =) Happy birthday.
mondeoman
04/05/05, 04:52 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JARED!
Get tanked for me!
haha
Dude you know you have to leave your house to pick up girls right? ;)
Well, unless you're me and it's like a taping of college fuckfest up in here everyday.
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