Phone Sex

[asianblade]

is it overrrated or is it just hella of a ball.. :-p

[Heart-A-Tact]

It's a hella of a ball. Trust me.

[.invisible ink.]

it's the next best thing to being there.

[4N6 science]

never had phone sex. But I'd be willing to try it.

[argg_xo]

cypering is where it's at.

[kaafka]

Eh, I've indulged in it once. It was okay.

[tomakebelieve]

Seems awkward to me =/

[industrialbelt]

can't get enough of it.

[thespearkid]

The only people who think phone sex is awkward are those who have never tried it.

I love love love phone sex.

[spansen]

phone sex is weird, but at the same time it's awesome.

[Burning Star IV]

Do it.

[thespearkid]

Dion would like to volunteer to guide the OP through her first phone sex session.

[.invisible ink.]

Dion would like to volunteer to guide the OP through her first phone sex session.

the OP has terrible taste in music. I hope you'd be getting community service credit for this deed.

[thespearkid]

the OP has terrible taste in music. I hope you'd be getting community service credit for this deed.
Oh shit. I guess I'll rec her some new music while I'm at it.

[TheSkyline]

It seems like it would be the most awkward thing ever. But I'm down anyways. haha

[up da punx]

is it overrrated or is it just hella of a ball.. :-p

wanna try it?

[TheOtherAndrew]

There's already a thread on phone sex in this forum, and I guarantee you its more entertaining than this one.

[caress me down]

It seems like it would be the most awkward thing ever. But I'm down anyways. haha
that's what i used to think, but it's really not.

[4N6 science]

Ok who wants to have phone sex my number is 704-345-5645

[somers1581]

I had it once when I was drunk. It was a very short conversation.

[.invisible ink.]

Ok who wants to have phone sex my number is 704-345-5645

*jots down jon's digits*

edit: wait, isn't 704 in Charlotte? Something tells me that's not your #.

[4N6 science]

*jots down jon's digits*

edit: wait, isn't 704 in Charlotte? Something tells me that's not your #.

You would be right, that is not my number. You should know I wouldn't blatantly give it out like that.

If you want it a PM would be in order. :-)

[TheSkyline]

that's what i used to think, but it's really not.

I'll keep that in mind. haha

[.invisible ink.]

You would be right, that is not my number. You should know I wouldn't blatantly give it out like that.

If you want it a PM would be in order. :-)

haha, i figured. although i do wonder if you inadvertently (or perhaps intentionally!) gave out Dion's #, since he's from Charlotte. Oh the irony!

[4N6 science]

Haha, I don't know what the chances of that would be, but I would assume that could be a possibility.

[anamericangod]

Lol.

[4N6 science]

*jots down jon's digits*

edit: wait, isn't 704 in Charlotte? Something tells me that's not your #.

DW--7ZmXrXo

[.invisible ink.]

[/youtube]

ha, i didn't even have to watch it and i knew exactly what sketch that was, lol.

[4N6 science]

ha, i didn't even have to watch it and i knew exactly what sketch that was, lol.

Lol.. I think this would be an accurate representation of real life if I were to see you in a movie theatre.

[.invisible ink.]

Lol.. I think this would be an accurate representation of real life if I were to see you in a movie theatre.

that's why i don't go to the movies anymore. it's hard to hear the dialog with so many dudes pestering me for my digits.

ah, the sacrifices i make!

[4N6 science]

that's why i don't go to the movies anymore. it's hard to hear the dialog with so many dudes pestering me for my digits.

ah, the sacrifices i make!

Yeah I bet you get a lot of guys doing that. It must be hard to be you.

[.invisible ink.]

Yeah I bet you get a lot of guys doing that. It must be hard to be you.

i sense some disbelief in your tone, but yes, yes it is quite difficult to be me sometimes. honestly, i don't know how i get through the week!

[4N6 science]

i sense some disbelief in your tone, but yes, yes it is quite difficult to be me sometimes. honestly, i don't know how i get through the week!

You must be quite perceptive to sense that through a computer screen. Props to you. I don't know how you get through it either. You need to let me know when you find out.

[.invisible ink.]

You must be quite perceptive to sense that through a computer screen. Props to you. I don't know how you get through it either. You need to let me know when you find out.

i am quite perceptive, thank you for noticing.

what's your #, i'll be sure to call you when i figure it out, lol.

[4N6 science]

i am quite perceptive, thank you for noticing.

what's your #, i'll be sure to call you when i figure it out, lol.

I just gave you my number.

[HelpMeSleep]

I've never had phone sex.

[immorehxcthanu]

Phone sex is weird. End of story.

[4N6 science]

I've never had phone sex.


"can i get your numba?"

(see my previous post w/ youtube clip.)

[thespearkid]

I've never had phone sex.
What are you waiting for?

haha, i figured. although i do wonder if you inadvertently (or perhaps intentionally!) gave out Dion's #, since he's from Charlotte. Oh the irony!
As soon as I saw that number, I thought it was mine. On second glance, it wasn't, but I was mildly freaked out for a second.

[thespearkid]

Phone sex is weird. End of story.
You're probably just not hardcore enough to enjoy it. :)

[HelpMeSleep]

"can i get your numba?"

(see my previous post w/ youtube clip.)
hahaa. I love that video. I don't give it out... in movie theaters.

What are you waiting for?
someone who I won't feel awkward phone sexing!

[4N6 science]

hahaa. I love that video. I don't give it out... in movie theaters.

Oh so internet forums would be a yes then?

[argg_xo]

i only cyper, sorry guys!

[thespearkid]

hahaa. I love that video. I don't give it out... in movie theaters.


someone who I won't feel awkward phone sexing!
I've never experienced awkward phone sex.

Hahaha, well, once. I was having some really nice phonication with a girl. It was the best I'd ever had. She was really into it and was saying all this really hot stuff. Then, this happens:

Her: I want to take you in my hands...
Me: Yeah.
Her: And pumped up and down...
Me: Yeah, baby.
Her: Until you come all over my breasts...
Me: Yeah.
Her: And then lick it all clean.
Me: Yeah. Wait, what? No.

Our relationship was super awkward for about a week.

[.invisible ink.]

I've never experienced awkward phone sex.

Hahaha, well, once. I was having some really nice phonication with a girl. It was the best I'd ever had. She was really into it and was saying all this really hot stuff. Then, this happens:

Her: I want to take you in my hands...
Me: Yeah.
Her: And pumped up and down...
Me: Yeah, baby.
Her: Until you come all over my breasts...
Me: Yeah.
Her: And then lick it all clean.
Me: Yeah. Wait, what? No.

Our relationship was super awkward for about a week.

not to pry, but why was that so awkward? i thought guys loved seeing girls swallow. this is just an extension of that.

[4N6 science]

i only cyper, sorry guys!

I knew you would say that.

[thespearkid]

not to pry, but why was that so awkward? i thought guys loved seeing girls swallow. this is just an extension of that.
She wanted me to lick it all clean.

[argg_xo]

I knew you would say that.
you know me too well. ;-)

[4N6 science]

you know me too well. ;-)

That is true.

[.invisible ink.]

She wanted me to lick it all clean.

ohhh, i see. :shrug:

it takes a special kind of guy to do that deed. if you expect us to taste it, you should be willing to as well, but i can sympathize with the awkwardness.

[4N6 science]

ohhh, i see. :shrug:

it takes a special kind of guy to do that deed. if you expect us to taste it, you should be willing to as well, but i can sympathize with the awkwardness.


I dislike that expectation.

[argg_xo]

That is true.
has anyone ever puked on you while having phone sex?

[.invisible ink.]

I dislike that expectation.

yeah, as i said, it takes a special kind of guy to go there, but seriously, don't you want to know if it tastes horrible so you can feel for the chick that has to swallow it? The taste can be improved by eating certain fruits.

[4N6 science]

yeah, as i said, it takes a special kind of guy to go there, but seriously, don't you want to know if it tastes horrible so you can feel for the chick that has to swallow it? The taste can be improved by eating certain fruits.

I go as far as kissing the girl once the deed is done.

[thespearkid]

yeah, as i said, it takes a special kind of guy to go there, but seriously, don't you want to know if it tastes horrible so you can feel for the chick that has to swallow it? The taste can be improved by eating certain fruits.
I don't want to know what it takes like but I'd be happy to eat these "certain fruits" to help the girl out.

[PadraicPrincess]

text sex anyone?

[.invisible ink.]

has anyone ever puked on you while having phone sex?

what? please tell me there's a story that goes with this comment.

[4N6 science]

has anyone ever puked on you while having phone sex?

HAHAHA...tell Erika the story.

and no I've never had phone sex.

[thespearkid]

text sex anyone?
Yes, please.

[PadraicPrincess]

Yes, please.

it's an all new low.

[thespearkid]

it's an all new low.
I've never actually had it. I'm a slow texter so it would suck for me.

[.invisible ink.]

text sex anyone?

text sex is fantastic foreplay, not to get the deed done though.

[argg_xo]

what? please tell me there's a story that goes with this comment.
the first time jon called me he was semi drunk and coming home from the bar with some friends. i think they were on a train and his friend puked on him. the rest of the conversation was jon going, "ohhhh man i just got puked on. that's sick man!" i think it was good first phone call.

[4N6 science]

Text sex is phone cybering.

[4N6 science]

the first time jon called me he was semi drunk and coming home from the bar with some friends. i think they were on a train and his friend puked on him. the rest of the conversation was jon going, "ohhhh man i just got puked on. that's sick man!" i think it was good first phone call.

What a night that was. Great story.

[thespearkid]

Text sex is phone cybering.
Your 'p' is upside down.

[PadraicPrincess]

I've never actually had it. I'm a slow texter so it would suck for me.

you better improve on those skillz

[PadraicPrincess]

text sex is fantastic foreplay, not to get the deed done though.

so you think

[4N6 science]

Your 'p' is upside down.

oh shit, it is!!!

I've never actually had it. I'm a slow texter so it would suck for me.

You'd last longer, that's a plus.

so you think

"can i get your numba?"

[thespearkid]

I want to try this text sex now but I don't have unlimited texting. Haha, text sex quickie.

[argg_xo]

What a night that was. Great story.
HAHAH! i tried to call you when i went to that halloween party, my phone succccccckkkkks.

[PadraicPrincess]

"can i get your numba?"

or even better: "sexi can i...get yo digits?"

[4N6 science]

HAHAH! i tried to call you when i went to that halloween party, my phone succccccckkkkks.

what does it suck?

[.invisible ink.]

the first time jon called me he was semi drunk and coming home from the bar with some friends. i think they were on a train and his friend puked on him. the rest of the conversation was jon going, "ohhhh man i just got puked on. that's sick man!" i think it was good first phone call.

damn, i was hoping there was some phone sex involved in that, but it was close.

[4N6 science]

damn, i was hoping there was some phone sex involved in that, but it was close.


I told you I haven't done it.

[argg_xo]

what does it suck?
it barely lets me call people. t-mobile sucks.
damn, i was hoping there was some phone sex involved in that, but it was close.
there may have been some but he kept saying, "oh man i just got puked on! oh man it smells like puke in here!!!! oh my dad's here to pick us up."

[.invisible ink.]

I told you I haven't done it.


oooh a virgin!

[4N6 science]

oooh a virgin!

yeah shush!!! I thought you were going to bed?

[4N6 science]

it barely lets me call people. t-mobile sucks.

there may have been some but he kept saying, "oh man i just got puked on! oh man it smells like puke in here!!!! oh my dad's here to pick us up."

Yeah T-mobile blows.

You remember that night so clearly.

[argg_xo]

Yeah T-mobile blows.

You remember that night so clearly.
thankfully i will be getting a new phone in a few weeks, no more t-mobile!!! and you should know i remember lots of stuff, like squeak, your hamsters name.

[4N6 science]

thankfully i will be getting a new phone in a few weeks, no more t-mobile!!! and you should know i remember lots of stuff, like squeak, your hamsters name.

Lol, I know. What don't you remember.

[argg_xo]

Lol, I know. What don't you remember.
hmmmmmmmm, that's a good question.

[4N6 science]

hmmmmmmmm, that's a good question.

Yeah I'd be a pretty good reporter.

[argg_xo]

Yeah I'd be a pretty good reporter.
i don't remember coming down my mom's birth canal 22 years ago.

[4N6 science]

i don't remember coming down my mom's birth canal 22 years ago.

Hahaha...That's probably for the best.

[argg_xo]

Hahaha...That's probably for the best.
you're right, it probably is. um, i don't remember telling the guy at the halloween party that "he knew everything about me so i didn't need to give him my phone number." at least that's what the less drunk people told me i said.

[4N6 science]

you're right, it probably is. um, i don't remember telling the guy at the halloween party that "he knew everything about me so i didn't need to give him my phone number." at least that's what the less drunk people told me i said.

Lol at less drunk people. I got chinese food last night drunk. It was awesome.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

yeah shush!!! I thought you were going to bed?

hahaha I am giggling like a little catholic school girl.

[argg_xo]

Lol at less drunk people. I got chinese food last night drunk. It was awesome.
hahaha! yes!! there is a chinese place by my house and my bro hangs out with the kid that works there since his family owns it and he supplies us with egg rolls in the summer.

[4N6 science]

hahaha I am giggling like a little catholic school girl.

I'm giggling like a naughty catholic school boy.

[4N6 science]

hahaha! yes!! there is a chinese place by my house and my bro hangs out with the kid that works there since his family owns it and he supplies us with egg rolls in the summer.

What a sweet deal.

[argg_xo]

What a sweet deal.
yeah, he used to prank my house while sitting on the front porch with my brother.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

I'm giggling like a naughty catholic school boy.

hahahahahaha you made me choke from laughing. Damn it!

[4N6 science]

yeah, he used to prank my house while sitting on the front porch with my brother.

What kind of pranks?

hahahahahaha you made me choke from laughing. Damn it!

Lol, I didn't think what I said was that funny.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

What kind of pranks?



Lol, I didn't think what I said was that funny.

haha well between that and my room mate smoking on bed I thought it was!

[argg_xo]

What kind of pranks?



Lol, I didn't think what I said was that funny.
i meant to say he prank called my house. they'd get my dad every time.

[4N6 science]

haha well between that and my room mate smoking on bed I thought it was!

Ahh gotcha...;-)

i meant to say he prank called my house. they'd get my dad every time.

Ohh...Like you're refrigerator is running so you better go catch it?

[argg_xo]

Ahh gotcha...;-)



Ohh...Like you're refrigerator is running so you better go catch it?
probably, they're 17 year old boys, they aren't too original.

[4N6 science]

probably, they're 17 year old boys, they aren't too original.

I wish I pranked on people.

[argg_xo]

I wish I pranked on people.
you should.

[4N6 science]

you should.

I'll try you first.

[argg_xo]

I'll try you first.
should i be expecting a call from bubb rubb?

[4N6 science]

should i be expecting a call from bubb rubb?

possibly or latarian milton

[argg_xo]

possibly or latarian milton
HAHAHA!!!!!!! i didn't even remember that kids name!

[4N6 science]

HAHAHA!!!!!!! i didn't even remember that kids name!

" I like to do bad things."

[argg_xo]

" I like to do bad things."
i like doin' hoodrat things with my friends!

[4N6 science]

i like doin' hoodrat things with my friends!

HAHAHAHAH...


My friend he was smokin cigurettes.

[argg_xo]

HAHAHAHAH...


My friend he was smokin cigurettes.
haaaaaaaaa! didn't he beat up his grandma in walmart because he couldn't get chicken wings?

[BabeRuthless]

i would only start it when i knew his friends were around, and he'd get all happy down there, and be embarrassed, im a bitch. :)

[.invisible ink.]

this thread needs to be revived. please post moar.

[Greg]

when i was a lil kid i thought oral sex was phone sex. hahaha essentially this was before i knew what oral sex was but knew oral had to do with the mouth. haha so i thought it was talking to each other about sexual things. like when all the Bill Clinton stuff came out and he said things about oral sex that was what i thought he meant. hahahahahahahaha oh when i had more innocent thoughts

[Heart-A-Tact]

It's a hella of a ball?

[.invisible ink.]

It's a hella of a time?

do you speak from experience? inquiring minds want to know.

[raychull]

when i was a lil kid i thought oral sex was phone sex. hahaha essentially this was before i knew what oral sex was but knew oral had to do with the mouth. haha so i thought it was talking to each other about sexual things. like when all the Bill Clinton stuff came out and he said things about oral sex that was what i thought he meant. hahahahahahahaha oh when i had more innocent thoughts



ahaha. that's actually pretty funny. I remember when I found out what oral sex was. I freaked, out, ahah.

[Heart-A-Tact]

do you speak from experience? inquiring minds want to know.

Yes. It truly is a "hella of a ball".

I wouldn't know.

[Demonic_101]

haha its alright i guess. but i'd rather just have sex than to do that. talking dirty though is fun though lol

[.invisible ink.]

Yes. It truly is a "hella of a ball".

I wouldn't know.

so young and innocent, lol.

[Greg]

ahaha. that's actually pretty funny. I remember when I found out what oral sex was. I freaked, out, ahah.
i'm not sure how i reacted when i found out what it really was. as a guy i prob felt good about it if i am honest ha

[.invisible ink.]

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/2/22/Hanson_Word.jpg

[Heart-A-Tact]

so young and innocent, lol.

I'll assume that you've done it, seeing as how you're old and wise.

[.invisible ink.]

I'll assume that you've done it, seeing as how you're old and wise.

you assume correctly, young grasshopper. you have much to learn and i'm sure there are many girls on ap who are willing to teach you. :slut:

[PadraicPrincess]

I think of phone sex and I think of american pie 1 (?)

[Demonic_101]

lmao hey me too ^

[Heart-A-Tact]

you assume correctly, young grasshopper. you have much to learn and i'm sure there are many girls on ap who are willing to teach you. :slut:

Thanks for the reassurance.

Mom.

[firecrackaaa!]

Yes. It truly is a "hella of a ball".

I wouldn't know.

Good Michael.

[.invisible ink.]

Thanks for the reassurance.

Mom.

haha, it's grandma to you, sonny!

[Heart-A-Tact]

haha, it's grandma to you, sonny!

Are you 60 years old?

[.invisible ink.]

Are you 60 years old?

no, i've got a while til i get there, but i'm in the cougar-qualifying rounds apparently.

[Heart-A-Tact]

no, i've got a while til i get there, but i'm in the cougar-qualifying rounds apparently.

Oh, lawdy. Ahaha. Is that good or bad, you think?

We're hijacking another thread.

[.invisible ink.]

Oh, lawdy. Ahaha. Is that good or bad, you think?

We're hijacking another thread.

haha, what do you think? ;)

yes, yes we are but if this keeps going we might have something to contribute, if you know what i mean.

[Heart-A-Tact]

haha, what do you think? ;)

yes, yes we are but if this keeps going we might have something to contribute, if you know what i mean.

Gurl, you be crazy like Mary J. Blige!

[Bingham88]

its pretty fun

[4N6 science]

I think of phone sex and I think of american pie 1 (?)

Yes, I was thinking about that as well.

you assume correctly, young grasshopper. you have much to learn and i'm sure there are many girls on ap who are willing to teach you. :slut:


Thanks for the reassurance.

Mom.

haha, it's grandma to you, sonny!

Are you 60 years old?

no, i've got a while til i get there, but i'm in the cougar-qualifying rounds apparently.

Oh, lawdy. Ahaha. Is that good or bad, you think?

We're hijacking another thread.

haha, what do you think? ;)

yes, yes we are but if this keeps going we might have something to contribute, if you know what i mean.

Gurl, you be crazy like Mary J. Blige!

Great read. E knows her stuff.

[Heart-A-Tact]

Great read. E knows her stuff.

She does. She is the best kind of grandma.

[.invisible ink.]

She does. She is the best kind of grandma.

oh my god, that is so completely going in my signature.

[fadedmemories]

:lurking:

[4N6 science]

oh my god, that is so completely going in my signature.


Yes I made the Sig!

[riot_gurl]

Luv It!

[4N6 science]

Why hasn't anyone called me yet? :shrug:

[DaveZeroZero]

I called her on the phone and she touched herself, she touched herself, she touched herself. I called her on the phone and she touched herself - I laughed myself to sleep.

[CuTe LiL PuNk*]

I've done it once with my old boyfriend, it was okay but it would have been better in person lol =/

[4N6 science]

I've done it once with my old boyfriend, it was okay but it would have been better in person lol =/

How could you be certain? If he sucked on the phone why would real life be any better?

[.invisible ink.]

:lurking:

how you doin?

now Chris Hansen is really going to come and take me away. i hope you're happy now.

[4N6 science]

how you doin?

now Chris Hansen is really going to come and take me away. i hope you're happy now.


Haha...You got to watch yourself on here.

[.invisible ink.]

Haha...You got to watch yourself on here.

i've got to watch myself off here especially. lol, j/k.

[4N6 science]

i've got to watch myself off here especially. lol, j/k.

Haha. So do you think no one's called me yet for some phone sex?

[.invisible ink.]

Haha. So do you think no one's called me yet for some phone sex?

Yes, i do think that no one has called you yet for some phone sex, because didn't you just post that a few posts back?

I'm konfuzed.

[Heart-A-Tact]

Haha. So do you think no one's called me yet for some phone sex?

I called you and you didn't pick up. :shrug:

[.invisible ink.]

I called you and you didn't pick up. :shrug:

hahaha, damnit. i wanted to be your first.

[Heart-A-Tact]

hahaha, damnit. i wanted to be your first.

You weren't?

[4N6 science]

Yes, i do think that no one has called you yet for some phone sex, because didn't you just post that a few posts back?

I'm konfuzed.

I just realized what I wrote made no sense. I think I did...I can't even get pity phone sex. What has my miserable life come toO?!!?!?

I called you and you didn't pick up. :shrug:

FUCK! my phone was on silent. :-(

[.invisible ink.]

I just realized what I wrote made no sense. I think I did...I can't even get pity phone sex. What has my miserable life come toO?!!?!?



FUCK! my phone was on silent. :-(


hahaha, wow, you must be really desperate for some phone sex that you're even accepting calls from other guys. yeah, i know he's really cute, i don't blame you, in fact i'm jealous.

[thespearkid]

Gay phone sex; does it work the same way?

[4N6 science]

hahaha, wow, you must be really desperate for some phone sex that you're even accepting calls from other guys. yeah, i know he's really cute, i don't blame you, in fact i'm jealous.

Hahah thanks.

It wouldn't be the first time. I got hit on by a gay guy at a party. I had to decline his offer telling him I only like girls. He was dissappointed.

[Heart-A-Tact]

I just realized what I wrote made no sense. I think I did...I can't even get pity phone sex. What has my miserable life come toO?!!?!?



FUCK! my phone was on silent. :-(

Too bad. Maybe next time.

[4N6 science]

Too bad. Maybe next time.

Yeah definitely.

[.invisible ink.]

Too bad. Maybe next time.

jon has a penis (at least that's what he tells me), i would love to be a fly on the wall during that phone call since you're both straight...

[4N6 science]

jon has a penis (at least that's what he tells me), i would love to be a fly on the wall during that phone call since you're both straight...

You might have to retract that statement about me having a penis. Since he hasn't been getting to much work lately, he's actually packed up and left town.

[Heart-A-Tact]

jon has a penis (at least that's what he tells me), i would love to be a fly on the wall during that phone call since you're both straight...

Gurl, you be crazy!

When should I call?

[.invisible ink.]

Gurl, you be crazy!

When should I call?

yeah, saying things like "gurl, you be crazy" makes me think that the spoiler part was actually directed at jon and not me...:gay::redlove:

[Heart-A-Tact]

yeah, saying things like "gurl, you be crazy" makes me think that the spoiler part was actually directed at jon and not me...:gay::redlove:

Do you want me to get a purse down for you?

[firecrackaaa!]

Michael is definitely not straight.



Just fyi.

[.invisible ink.]

Michael is definitely not straight.



Just fyi.

aww, that's not right. he's straight, he's just open with his feminine side.

[Heart-A-Tact]

Michael is definitely not straight.



Just fyi.

Hey, fuck you!

[firecrackaaa!]

aww, that's not right. he's straight, he's just open with his feminine side.

No, he's not straight. Trust me.

Hey, fuck you!

I love you too.

Sorry I stopped texting. I'm pretty sure you're asleep and I got distracted.

[Freeride]

im in your phonez, sayin im hard lol

[DaveZeroZero]

im in your phonez, sayin im hard lol
WHO WAS PHONE?

[MarsEatWorld]

Bumpppppppppppppp

[kaycey]

Bumpppppppppppppp
you did this so you could give me your number, yes?

[MarsEatWorld]

you did this so you could give me your number, yes?
Probably.

[kaycey]

Probably.
are you going to make me ask?

[MarsEatWorld]

are you going to make me ask?
Definitely.

[kaycey]

Definitely.
can i expect phone sex?

[MarsEatWorld]

can i expect phone sex?
Should I expect a huge phone bill?

[.invisible ink.]

Should I expect a huge phone bill?

if he pays, he could theoretically get both of us for the price of one, if he's good.;)

[MarsEatWorld]

if he pays, he could theoretically get both of us for the price of one, if he's good.;)
Hahahahahaha.

[kaycey]

Should I expect a huge phone bill?
you can have whatever you like.

if he pays, he could theoretically get both of us for the price of one, if he's good.;)
hey, i'm great!
;-)

[MarsEatWorld]

you can have whatever you like.


hey, i'm great!
;-)
i see what you did there.

[kaycey]

i see what you did there.
i was listening to that song at the time, lol.

[MarsEatWorld]

i was listening to that song at the time, lol.
late night sex

[kaycey]

late night sex
huh?

[MarsEatWorld]

huh?
its part of the song! haha

[kaycey]

its part of the song! haha
or right, sorry lol.

[poppunknerd182]

I'm so confused....

[kaycey]

don't worry, its not your fault you don't know what sex/phone sex is.
everything is going to be alright.

[ConsumedbyMusic]

This is interesting.
lol

[MarsEatWorld]

or right, sorry lol.
Haha.

[acfrue]

This is interesting.
lol

anal phone sex is more interesting

[kaycey]

anal phone sex is more interesting
i like the way you think.

[Mitch]

Awkward for the first few minutes, surprisingly really awesome for the rest.

[DaveZeroZero]

speaking of phone sex, I saw American Pie 2 last night.

[spansen]

i always think it's weird when a thread disappears.. and then someone randomly jolts it to the front page again.

[MarsEatWorld]

speaking of phone sex, I saw American Pie 2 last night.
speaking of phone sex...why haven't you called me yet?

[firecrackaaa!]

lmao.

[DaveZeroZero]

speaking of phone sex...why haven't you called me yet?
Because I'm trying to learn the words to "Wow, I Can Get Sexual Too" first.

[MarsEatWorld]

Because I'm trying to learn the words to "Wow, I Can Get Sexual Too" first.
I've got that down.
Call me.

[4N6 science]

Call me already mars.

[argg_xo]

Because I'm trying to learn the words to "Wow, I Can Get Sexual Too" first.
dear dave,

you're way behind on the times.

yours truly,
chelsea

[DaveZeroZero]

dear dave,

you're way behind on the times.

yours truly,
chelsea
Dear Chelsea,

I haven't learned the words because I'm too busy learning how to dance to it.

kthxbai,
Dave.

[MarsEatWorld]

Dear Chelsea,

I haven't learned the words because I'm too busy learning how to dance to it.

kthxbai,
Dave.
Dear Dave,
Please come over when you have mastered that.

kthxbai,
Mars

[MarsEatWorld]

Call me already mars.
we can't.

[4N6 science]

we can't.


hahahahahahahahah. i know. but you can call and say hi

[takemyhand]

it's creepy,
and awkward.

[MarsEatWorld]

hahahahahahahahah. i know. but you can call and say hi
ill call today =]

[chronomic]

it's creepy,
and awkward.

it's only creepy and awkward if you make it that way. so you must be an awkward creep.

[MarsEatWorld]

it's only creepy and awkward if you make it that way. so you must be an awkward creep.
its deff not creepy. maybe in the beginning awkward. or after hahahhahaa

[argg_xo]

Dear Chelsea,

I haven't learned the words because I'm too busy learning how to dance to it.

kthxbai,
Dave.

dear dave,

that's a legitimate reason and i will accept it.

still yours truly,
chelsea

[4N6 science]

ill call today =]

I'll believe it when I hear it.

[takemyhand]

it's only creepy and awkward if you make it that way. so you must be an awkward creep.

dude what about phone sex isn't creepy and awkward?

mmm let me breath heavily into this phone and pretend I'm fucking you...
hahaa.

werid.

but then, I'm an awkward person so maybe it's just me :|

[chronomic]

dude what about phone sex isn't creepy and awkward?

mmm let me breath heavily into this phone and pretend I'm fucking you...
hahaa.

werid.

but then, I'm an awkward person so maybe it's just me :|

;)

weird it may be, but it can build some amazing suspence and anticipation.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

;)

weird it may be, but it can build some amazing suspence and anticipation.

the suspense alone would make me blow a load if I was a guy. But I do agree full blown phone sex is akward. I like to text things to people to get them excited for the sack later on.

[trappedintime]

It's like the greatest thing at the moment but when you stop and think about what you're saying, it's the most awkward thing! :-d

[ablueskytragedy]

Seems kinda pointless, but I guess it's cool if you're into it.

[BJW7191]

the suspense alone would make me blow a load if I was a guy. But I do agree full blown phone sex is akward. I like to text things to people to get them excited for the sack later on.
amen to the texting part

phone sex is just weird though

[andrew4045]

lol

[Fallinto_rhythm]

amen to the texting part

phone sex is just weird though

I love texting dirty things. It's bad. Phone sex, eh. When I was like 14 my boyfriend was all into it, and I was like nah man. It's not my thing. I just prefer real live no phone sex.

[phil19]

ive never been into phone sex. it kind of makes me feel weird and self-conscious. i prefer text sex

[ohheroine]

sex messages are the best.

[BJW7191]

dirty texting is the best

[BJW7191]

Sexting Is Godly

[phil19]

Sexting Is Godly

sexting!! haha i like that

[LV03]

i'm so awkward when it comes to phone sex/texting. I get paranoid & just giggle.

[BJW7191]

i'm so awkward when it comes to phone sex/texting. I get paranoid & just giggle.


giggling means its a good thing... try it more often


sexting is HUGE

[AP_Punk]

It's like the greatest thing at the moment but when you stop and think about what you're saying, it's the most awkward thing! :-d

hahaha. yes.

[bung]

i'm so awkward when it comes to phone sex/texting. I get paranoid & just giggle.

Want some practice? :shiftyeyes:

[BJW7191]

quite the pick up line bung^

[bung]

quite the pick up line bung^

Hehe, I do my best.

[swt_catastrophe]

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA. oh this thread.

and can i just say... it makes me laugh that people find this so difficult.

[BJW7191]

find what difficult?

[swt_catastrophe]

phone sex, of course.

[BJW7191]

phone sex is lame

im always down for sexting though... its funny

[phil19]

^couldnt agree more

[AP_Punk]

but phone is still better. there's actual communication going on!

[BJW7191]

phone sex blows bc it wastes your minutes

[secretcrowds.]

phone sex is so embarrasing to think about afterwards.

[vampirekitten]

its amazing you should definitely try it. second only to actually doing it . . . cyber on the other hand is overrated

[vampirekitten]

its amazing you should totally try it if you haven't it's second only to actually doing it . . . cyber on the other hand is totally overrated

[OldJersey]

Jerking off alone>>>>>phone sex

[DaveZeroZero]

I think I've found my new favorite fake account.

[softcoeur]

this thread is definitely relevant to my interests. :inlove:

[BJW7191]

this thread is definitely relevant to my interests. :inlove:


i guess thats kinda hot

[BJW7191]

Jerking off alone>>>>>phone sex


jerking off in a crowded room is even better

[wewascontenders]

really weird, but i'm pretty sure i just did this with one of my best friends. no worries though, it's a she.

[paper halo]

really weird, but i'm pretty sure i just did this with one of my best friends. no worries though, it's a she.

Did you have your cock in your hand? That's usually a reliable indicator.

[.invisible ink.]

Did you have your cock in your hand? That's usually a reliable indicator.

not if it's always in that position.

[paper halo]

not if it's always in that position.

Touché.

[Kassie09]

Very, very weird. no thank you.

[DaveZeroZero]

Very, very weird. no thank you.
If I call you on the phone will you touch yourself?

[Kassie09]

If I call you on the phone will you touch yourself?

I don't see how I couldn't, Dave.

[DaveZeroZero]

I don't see how I couldn't, Dave.
Oh, babyyy.