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Andy
04/09/05, 08:20 AM
Has anyone seen this film? It's a documentary about Jerry Seinfeld doing stand up, and of course it's hilarious.

The trailer is the funniest trailer ever made. Just read it:

[A neatly dressed bearded man (JACK) comes into a recording studio, sits down, preparing to do a voiceover. His seat faces the technicians and director, who also face him. Glass separates them. Mainly the camera focuses on JACK. Everything JACK says has a dramatic majesty about it, he uses his very resonate voice.]

JACK
Whoa, feedback.

DIRECTOR
All right, let's try this. It's the voice-over for Comedian movie trailer: take one.

JACK
In a World, where Laughter was King..

DIRECTOR
[hits button] Uh, no "In a world," Jack..

JACK
What do you mean, "No 'In a World'"..

DIRECTOR
It's not that kind of movie..

JACK
Oh? Okay. In a Land that—

DIRECTOR
[hits button] No 'In a land' either.

JACK
In a Time—

DIRECTOR
Nah, I don't think so.

JACK
In a Land Before Time—

DIRECTOR
[hits button] It's about a comedian, Jack.

JACK
One Man—

DIRECTOR
No..

JACK
When your Life is no longer your Own—

DIRECTOR
Wha—What does that mean—

JACK
When everything you Know is Wrong—

DIRECTOR
That's wrong—

JACK
In an Outpost—

DIRECTOR
No—

JACK
On the Edge of Spaccce—

DIRECTOR
There's no Space—

JACK
A Girl—

DIRECTOR
No.—

JACK
Two Girrrls—

DIRECTOR
No.

JACK
Now—

DIRECTOR
—no—

JACK
—More than Ever—

DIRECTOR
Stop it—

JACK
A Renegade Cop—

DIRECTOR
—I hate you—

JACK
A Robot Renegade Cop—

DIRECTOR
You're Fired.

JACK
You're Fired.

DIRECTOR
No, you're actually Fired.

JACK
I'm Fired.

DIRECTOR
Get out of the booth, Jack.

JACK
No. I Like it in here.

Stereo Mike
04/09/05, 09:15 AM
Sounds good if you like Seinfeld. Personally, i don't think he's all that great/funny.

Andy
04/09/05, 09:29 AM
I think Seinfeld is the shit. Both the man and the show.

Actually, I'd say its the best show to ever grace our screens.

somethingyellow
04/09/05, 11:11 AM
I think Seinfeld is the shit. Both the man and the show.

Actually, I'd say its the best show to ever grace our screens.
totally agree, seinfeld rules all

rueful_
04/09/05, 11:24 AM
that was not even funny..

drudo182
04/09/05, 01:27 PM
its funny when you see the actual trailer.

i own the dvd. i was thinking about it in the shower today too for some reason. that orny adams character.

i never really liked him.

Andy
04/09/05, 01:34 PM
Orny has some funny stand-up, but he's quite the asshole. So yeah, he's cool.

I'd kill to see Seinfeld do stand-up live.

Chef_Yan
04/09/05, 03:11 PM
I think Seinfeld is the shit. Both the man and the show.

Actually, I'd say its the best show to ever grace our screens.
:amen:

afleetingillnes
04/09/05, 06:12 PM
Can you post a link to the trailer? or was it a dvd extra only?

PunkDrums182
04/09/05, 06:27 PM
Can you post a link to the trailer? or was it a dvd extra only?
Yea i'd like to see this trailer

Andy
04/10/05, 02:47 AM
I got it from the dvd, but I've also found it on Kazaa.

LoyalSubject
04/10/05, 03:26 AM
I saw the movie and it was ok. I personally don't think that the guy they were following was all that funny but Jerry made up for it. Seinfeld is definitely an awesome show. Thank You for Re-Runs.

FinchBulldog2
04/10/05, 04:08 AM
I'll have to see this.

yeknom
04/10/05, 04:00 PM
i thought it was funny

Metaphor_Fool
04/10/05, 04:12 PM
http://movies.go.com/movies/C/comedian_2002/trailers/qt1.html

bing-ho.

TheOtherAndrew
04/10/05, 09:17 PM
I've been looking to see this for a while, but I haven't seen the DVD anywhere.