New song dont make fun

[tylertherobot]

its a political punk song


1 2 3 4

<bass starts>
1 2 1234

the government..........
is getting on my nerves!
the punishment..........
of all the inocent....

<pause, then bass drum then snare real fast>

<guitar solo>

<this is the part where the crowd sings along>

Go!
(guitar fill)


DONT!...........DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!....
DONT!...........DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!....
DONT!...........DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!....

<back to fast verse>

now where did i leave off?
how did i see this
and i didnt realize,
your full of SHIT!



Go!
(guitar fill)


DONT!...........DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!....
DONT!...........DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!....
DONT!...........DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!....




any comments? i have been making it for about 3 hours and i made the guitar solos and bass parts

[apoemtothedead]

New song dont make fun

You're making it really hard not to.

[tylertherobot]

not cool

[heartonsleeve]

:headshake

[Metaphor_Fool]

DOOONNN'TTTTTT .................................. DDDIIIIEEEEEE!!!

lol.

wait. sorry, :(

[Andy]

What the fuck is this?

[Stereo Mike]

<this is the part where the crowd sings along>


you sure?

[Brianfarg]

You know nothing about government or spelling the word INNOCENT!

[punkpixie]

You know, I wanted to come up with some sort of witty remark to rip this pile of shit to pieces but I couldn't. Its just too bad, it may be the worst thing I have ever read on here, seriously.

[tylertherobot]

not cool! i spent almost 3 hours on this

[Brianfarg]

If that took you three hours I'd like to see how long it would take you to do my history paper: Bill Clinton's involvement in Bosnia throughout his presidency.

[Andy]

That's what I call wasting time.

Not the Clinton thing, politics rock.

[Brianfarg]

That's what I call wasting time.

Not the Clinton thing, politics rock.
I basically have to say Clinton did too little too late for 3 pages. That's my opinion on it anyway.

[tylertherobot]

Why cant people apreciate some good music. when i finish the guitar tabbs you guys will shit your pants

[Brianfarg]

Why cant people apreciate some good music. when i finish the guitar tabbs you guys will shit your pants

We can appreciate good music. But that was words, not music. And your words sucked.

[Throwback]

Is the lyrics board like the breeding ground of angsty 13 year olds?

[allelish]

Why cant people apreciate some good music. when i finish the guitar tabbs you guys will shit your pants
I appreciate it, i think its really good. I also agree about the whole government thing. And also i agree with the whole 1, 2, 3, 4 topic. You should check out my song a couple of threads below this, and Andy's. Its like the government are just being big silly-billy's sometimes! It really gets me down. :headshake

Amazing song though.

[FinchBulldog2]

Why cant people apreciate some good music. when i finish the guitar tabbs you guys will shit your pants
i already shit mine

[Metaphor_Fool]

you got the shit part right!

[Shoes]

aww bless you

[Alex Djaferis]

its like Anti-Flag Lite. Which isnt good.

Im sorry man, Im not trying to make fun of you, but it really wasnt that good. nothing in it stood out to me. Maybe your music will make up for it, but remember that only music cant hold up a song ...well it can, but it wont make it great :D

[tylertherobot]

i need a vocalist for my band who can record and send me over the comp

[Dahstin]

i need a vocalist for my band who can record and send me over the comp

and make new lyrics for ya

[apoemtothedead]

i need a vocalist for my band who can record and send me over the comp

try Fat Mike.

[rkchick]

tylertherobot? what kinda name is that?i agree with everyone else dude,this is awful.you should be banned from the site for this. next time, write something worth reading, dyke. i only pray to god your music is better.

[so typical]

Why cant people apreciate some good music. when i finish the guitar tabbs you guys will shit your pants

what is there to appreciate?

[ArTkY_]

holy shit.

haha

im sorry but reading your song almost made me cry.... wait :( !!!! wtf were you thinking... :huh:

[allelish]

tylertherobot? what kinda name is that?i agree with everyone else dude,this is awful.you should be banned from the site for this. next time, write something worth reading, dyke. i only pray to god your music is better.
You are just as worthless, my friend.

[aminorthreat55]

Everyone give him negative scene points again.

That piece of shit took you three hours? I could write a better shitty not even political song in less than five minutes.

[icantell213]

Hahah You Suck!

[Jra1]

that was awful...



seriously....awful

[sunpoison]

Hahahahahaha
ahahahaha
ahahahahahahaha
ahahaha

(edited to add more laughter after reading a second time)

[Pat Marquez]

its a political punk song


1 2 3 4

<bass starts>
1 2 1234

the government..........
is getting on my nerves!
the punishment..........
of all the inocent....

<pause, then bass drum then snare real fast>

<guitar solo>

<this is the part where the crowd sings along>

Go!
(guitar fill)


DONT!...........DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!....
DONT!...........DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!....
DONT!...........DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!....

<back to fast verse>

now where did i leave off?
how did i see this
and i didnt realize,
your full of SHIT!



Go!
(guitar fill)


DONT!...........DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!....
DONT!...........DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!....
DONT!...........DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!....




any comments? i have been making it for about 3 hours and i made the guitar solos and bass parts
That is an awesome song. Gluck w/ your band.

[richter915]

That is an awesome song. Gluck w/ your band.
agreed, it's genius.

[Pat Marquez]

agreed, it's genius.
Exactly dude. Fuck you Bush.

[sunpoison]

Exactly dude. Fuck you Bush.
And all authority in general. Anarchy is the way to go.

[Tony Pascarella]

You suck. More than the Olsen Twins.

[aminorthreat55]

..he...he....he....he
Hahahah.

[SicTrnsitGloria]

..he...he....he....he
that may have been the funniest thing i have ever read.

When i first read this i was going to give tylertherobot scene points for a funny joke, until i read that he was actually serious about it. haha Here's a tip for the future....when you write something that bad, and you see that people hate it, whether it was a joke or not, make it seem like it was. That way you're more scene.

P.S - not the wisest of decisions to plug your band and try and get a member in the middle of litterally all of us bashing your song.

[richter915]

Exactly dude. Fuck you Bush.
Def. Fuck Bush and Fuck Kerry...we should live in society without any laws...Anarchy in the US!

its like Anti-Flag Lite. Which isnt good.

Im sorry man, Im not trying to make fun of you, but it really wasnt that good. nothing in it stood out to me. Maybe your music will make up for it, but remember that only music cant hold up a song ...well it can, but it wont make it great :D
hahahaah anti-flag lite.

[FinchBulldog2]

its a political punk song


1 2 3 4

<bass starts>
1 2 1234

the government..........
is getting on my nerves!
the punishment..........
of all the inocent....

<pause, then bass drum then snare real fast>

<guitar solo>

<this is the part where the crowd sings along>

Go!
(guitar fill)


DONT!...........DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!....
DONT!...........DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!....
DONT!...........DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!....

<back to fast verse>

now where did i leave off?
how did i see this
and i didnt realize,
your full of SHIT!



Go!
(guitar fill)


DONT!...........DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!....
DONT!...........DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!....
DONT!...........DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!....




any comments? i have been making it for about 3 hours and i made the guitar solos and bass parts
Wow, what a tool.

[Tyler Revolution]

Hey, I'm not even trying to be a dick, but that was horrible. It looks like a shitty version of Anti-Flag. And no, that's not a compliment. I like Anti-Flag, but most of their songs all sound the same "fuck the government, they lie!" And yours is even worse. 1/10.

its like Anti-Flag Lite. Which isnt good.

Im sorry man, Im not trying to make fun of you, but it really wasnt that good. nothing in it stood out to me. Maybe your music will make up for it, but remember that only music cant hold up a song ...well it can, but it wont make it great :D
Haha, I didn't read any of this thread until the person above me quoted you. Exactly what I'm saying.

[aminorthreat55]

I still like Ben's version of his song.

RIDE MY BIKE!!!!

[Tyler Revolution]

Haha.

[allelish]

excellent

[SicTrnsitGloria]

Dont................take All My Scene Points!!!!

[richter915]

Wow, what a tool.
don't you mean "wow, what a genius"?

[R7265ab]

TYLER ITS AWESOME my band totally like wants to like use thoose lyrics, like can we pleese my email is ANGSTYTEENAGER@FUCKBUSH.NET


PLEESE

[FinchBulldog2]

its a political punk song


1 2 3 4

<bass starts>
1 2 1234

the government..........
is getting on my nerves!
the punishment..........
of all the inocent....

<pause, then bass drum then snare real fast>

<guitar solo>

<this is the part where the crowd sings along>

Go!
(guitar fill)


DONT!...........DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!....
DONT!...........DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!....
DONT!...........DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!....

<back to fast verse>

now where did i leave off?
how did i see this
and i didnt realize,
your full of SHIT!



Go!
(guitar fill)


DONT!...........DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!....
DONT!...........DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!....
DONT!...........DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!....




any comments? i have been making it for about 3 hours and i made the guitar solos and bass parts
hehe

[AshesAshes]

What the fuck is this?
hahaha exactly

[IAmCountryMusic]

wow that has to be the greatest embarassment ever : :headshake
and youre still only 14. wow

[sunpoison]

wow that has to be the greatest embarassment ever : :headshake
and youre still only 14. wow
I know, I feel like keeping this and mailing it to him in like five or six years, and watching him die of embarrassment.

[FinchBulldog2]

I know, I feel like keeping this and mailing it to him in like five or six years, and watching him die of embarrassment.
hahaha so true.

[IAmCountryMusic]

how sad
again he is only 14 and he has already ruined his life forever

[FinchBulldog2]

its a political punk song


1 2 3 4

<bass starts>
1 2 1234

the government..........
is getting on my nerves!
the punishment..........
of all the inocent....

<pause, then bass drum then snare real fast>

<guitar solo>

<this is the part where the crowd sings along>

Go!
(guitar fill)


DONT!...........DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!....
DONT!...........DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!....
DONT!...........DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!....

<back to fast verse>

now where did i leave off?
how did i see this
and i didnt realize,
your full of SHIT!



Go!
(guitar fill)


DONT!...........DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!....
DONT!...........DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!....
DONT!...........DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!....




any comments? i have been making it for about 3 hours and i made the guitar solos and bass parts
http://www.w3bdevil.com/forums/Retard-Stage.jpg

[IAmCountryMusic]

http://www.w3bdevil.com/forums/Retard-Stage.jpg
tyler the ***bot

[R7265ab]

from his purevolume.... Country / Surf Rock / World

[TheOtherAndrew]

its a political punk song


1 2 3 4

<bass starts>
1 2 1234

the government..........
is getting on my nerves!
the punishment..........
of all the inocent....

<pause, then bass drum then snare real fast>

<guitar solo>

<this is the part where the crowd sings along>

Go!
(guitar fill)


DONT!...........DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!....
DONT!...........DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!....
DONT!...........DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!....

<back to fast verse>

now where did i leave off?
how did i see this
and i didnt realize,
your full of SHIT!



Go!
(guitar fill)


DONT!...........DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!....
DONT!...........DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!....
DONT!...........DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!....




any comments? i have been making it for about 3 hours and i made the guitar solos and bass parts

You sir, have made me very happy. Also butts lol

[tulle & cliches]

...wow

I don't think I'd have the dignity/bravery to post that.
Or maybe it's just a mixture of oblivion and stupidity?

[ArTkY_]

this thread will never die, and it makes me happy to say... i love you tylertherobot

[ItsVaderTime]

these lyrics are fucking awful...

[ArTkY_]

I LOVE THIS THREAD!!! So I bumped it, for all the noobs to enjoy.

[IAmCountryMusic]

tariq, you are so loved :animateds

[mps]

hahaha I thought this was a joke when I started reading it....wait it is a joke. So wheres the tabs we were promised? I'm waiting to shit myself.

[IAmCountryMusic]

hahaha I thought this was a joke when I started reading it....wait it is a joke. So wheres the tabs we were promised? I'm waiting to shit myself.
www.purevolume.com/tylertherobot :headshake

[mps]

www.purevolume.com/tylertherobot :headshake

I like the logo, very intricate. First song - monotomous. Second song - not bad, I was hoping the bridge would pick up into something more interesting. and then I dont think I can even call the third thing on the list there a song...

[LipstickKiller]

god i fucking hate hippies

[allelish]

...wow

I don't think I'd have the dignity/bravery to post that.
Or maybe it's just a mixture of oblivion and stupidity?
you don't have the dignity?

[ArTkY_]

tariq, you are so loved :animateds
By all??

[merv the perv]

www.purevolume.com/tylertherobot :headshake


Hahahaha oh my god....the "Twenty Below 100" or whatever he called it is hilarious. He's pretending he's opening for The Early November and then he starts singing "Twenty Below" by Hidden in Plain View and randomly hitting the drums.

[ForeversLastDay]

Hahahaha oh my god....the "Twenty Below 100" or whatever he called it is hilarious. He's pretending he's opening for The Early November and then he starts singing "Twenty Below" by Hidden in Plain View and randomly hitting the drums.


I especially likes how he doesn't know the actual drum part and fucks up the lyrics numerous times. And how can I forget the singing? If I had his voice, I would shoot myself.

[ArTkY_]

I especially likes how he doesn't know the actual drum part and fucks up the lyrics numerous times. And how can I forget the singing? If I had his voice, I would shoot myself.
I would tie myself to a chair and have someone slit my wrists and leave me to die. As I bled I would sing so I could experience as much pain as possible.

[IAmCountryMusic]

i love singing:D

[Brianfarg]

Tylertherobot is proof that special people can accomplish things too.

[ArTkY_]

He is famous you know.

[Brianfarg]

He is famous you know.

I know he's famous. He should be president.

[ArTkY_]

Hell yeah.

[Throwback]

Tylertherobot, 20 Below 100 is amazing.

Haha, the scream at the end. Hahahahahahaha omg, OMG. I'm dying.

[IAmCountryMusic]

i feel embarassed listening to that.
and now that he is a celebrity, i can say i've been a fan since the beginning.

[ForeversLastDay]

i feel embarassed listening to that.
and now that he is a celebrity, i can say i've been a fan since the beginning.


Why does he just keep talking and calling some guy a ***got in the middle of the annoyingly long intro? And why is the 100 behind the song title? And why is it the worst thing I have ever heard?

[IAmCountryMusic]

Why does he just keep talking and calling some guy a ***got in the middle of the annoyingly long intro? And why is the 100 behind the song title? And why is it the worst thing I have ever heard?
because he is artisticly expressing himself and because he is a total ***.

[merv the perv]

hahahaha i love the shout outs to the bands playing next

[ForeversLastDay]

hahahaha i love the shout outs to the bands playing next


I think in the next thing my band records, I'll give a shout out to tylertherobot.

[IAmCountryMusic]

the lineup order would never go like that.

why is he headlining and opening?

[merv the perv]

the lineup order would never go like that.

why is he headlining and opening?


Probably because his parents are siblings and he came out "special".

[ArTkY_]

Why does he just keep talking and calling some guy a ***got in the middle of the annoyingly long intro? And why is the 100 behind the song title? And why is it the worst thing I have ever heard?
Dude, hes tylertherobot. That should be enough explaination.

[Throwback]

Probably because his parents are siblings and he came out "special".
Hhahahahahahaha. I just listened to 20 Below 100 again. I don't think band members call each other '***got' either. What the hell dude?

[Brianfarg]

I just wanted to remind everyone how much I love this thread.

[IAmCountryMusic]

this is where i feel the song has the most power

"now where did i leave off?
how did i see this
and i didnt realize,
your full of SHIT!"

so true, so true

[ArTkY_]

I just wanted to remind everyone how much I love this thread.
Where you been?

this is where i feel the song has the most power

"now where did i leave off?
how did i see this
and i didnt realize,
your full of SHIT!"

so true, so true
hahahahahahahaha

[Brianfarg]

Where you been?

I drift in and out. It's why I have so few posts.

P.S. You like Ed Gein, therefore, you are my hero

[IAmCountryMusic]

is that link really him???
:animateds

tyler the robot = negative agression

[Brianfarg]

For my birthday I bumped this up!

[IAmCountryMusic]

it should be a sticky showing what shouldnt be posted here

[Brianfarg]

it should be a sticky showing what shouldnt be posted here

It should be its own website.

[ArTkY_]

I drift in and out. It's why I have so few posts.

P.S. You like Ed Gein, therefore, you are my hero
They kick ass, I've never met anyone else who's heard of them. Except of course the person who told me about 'em.

is that link really him???
Yes, godly, isn't it.

[IAmCountryMusic]

tyler

[are fkng dead]

That's the worst shit I've ever read. And I read alot. Seriously, that is not creative at all. It took you three hours? Is English not your first language or something? Wow is all I can say. I'm shocked you actually want us to take this as something serious. Real perceptive, and though provking I must say.

Justin Sane called; he wants people to stop trying to write pesudo-Anti-Flag songs.

[sweethypocrisy]

That's the worst shit I've ever read. And I read alot. Seriously, that is not creative at all. It took you three hours? Is English not your first language or something? Wow is all I can say. I'm shocked you actually want us to take this as something serious. Real perceptive, and though provking I must say.

Justin Sane called; he wants people to stop trying to write pesudo-Anti-Flag songs.
you probably are tylertherobot

[IAmCountryMusic]

tyler the robot is a fat kid if youve ever seen him

[are fkng dead]

you probably are tylertherobot
Contrary to popular belief, I am in fact NOT tylertherobot.

[takingback98]

<this is the part where the crowd sings along>


you sure?

that what i was wandering

[IAmCountryMusic]

tyler the robot isnt even really a robot, he's a cyborg :headshake



terrible

[ArTkY_]

tyler the robot isnt even really a robot, he's a cyborg :headshake



terrible
Did you have to say that?

[CreepyManHug]

its a political punk song


1 2 3 4

<bass starts>
1 2 1234

the government..........
is getting on my nerves!
the punishment..........
of all the inocent....

<pause, then bass drum then snare real fast>

<guitar solo>

<this is the part where the crowd sings along>

Go!
(guitar fill)


DONT!...........DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!....
DONT!...........DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!....
DONT!...........DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!....

<back to fast verse>

now where did i leave off?
how did i see this
and i didnt realize,
your full of SHIT!



Go!
(guitar fill)


DONT!...........DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!....
DONT!...........DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!....
DONT!...........DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!....




any comments? i have been making it for about 3 hours and i made the guitar solos and bass parts

Maybe I'm the only one who read it and seriously thought it was a joke.

[A picasso blue]

If that took you three hours I'd like to see how long it would take you to do my history paper: Bill Clinton's involvement in Bosnia throughout his presidency.

punk-rawkers like this guy here don't invovle themselves enough with poltics to understand it. they never do. and 4 of the 5 kids at my school who are known to be "punk" dont know shit and they're all D students

Why cant people apreciate some good music. when i finish the guitar tabbs you guys will shit your pants

yes, please do. humor me



i notice that in your profile, on the topic of favorite books, you wrote "i aint read".clever

from his purevolume.... Country / Surf Rock / World
this kid has a purevolume site?

[The_Crowing]

Very Funny.

[ArTkY_]

It makes me happy to know that this is still a living thread.

[beauty is dead]

are you 12?

[yanggoh]

you guys realise he was joking, right?

[ArTkY_]

*bump*
Hey, regulars, remember this?

[FrancesdaMute]

oh, thank you for giving me 10 minutes of laughter at work. you rock tyler.

[Boring Pop Song]

this is amazing.

[save_me]

sometimes good songs have crappy lyrics...but good luck with that.


pffft...

[Stereo Therapy]

hahahaha i laughed a lot at that.

[Nick Lopez]

Dont die.

[beatin_hearts]

BEST SONG EVER!!!!
HAHA go die

[itsjdiggity]

the government...is getting on my nerves!

[a speedo model]

hahaha, it almost hurts it's so funny.

[RyuTseTung]

so this is what an eardrum exploding might feel like... weird...

[SicTrnsitGloria]

bump

[itsjdiggity]

http://www.ffbmc.com/Pictures/People/bump.jpg

[lfdfforever]

The goverment feeds my baby.

[ArTkY_]

bump.

[thetrueblood]

as much as what was written had no substance, i actually liked it because just by reading it I felt like I was listening to an old school punk song in some shitty hole in the wall venue back in high school. so, well done.

[de la sympathie]

Oh God. I remember this.

[ArTkY_]

I've bumped this thread, like, 4 times.

[OveriseFan]

Hah.

The good ol' days...

[June_Bug]

How long have you been writing?
I've been writing music for 6 years, and i'm telling you now, THIS IS NOT GONNA WORK. Try again.

[June_Bug]

You are just as worthless, my friend.
I argree with you. Dude that was just too much. Thats really mean.:shake:

[a speedo model]

Hahaha, old school.

[metalfreak_5]

sux

[sasalukac]

and now to revive this thread a year later, so everyone can appreciate it's sheer hotbed of talent

[ArTkY_]

Epic bumpppppp, I love you. I have this thread bookmarked, haha.

[TK]

Has it really been a year? Ha.

[thespearkid]

Hahahah. Grrrrreat thread.

[Neo Cassady]

hahahahahahahahaa great bump

[OveriseFan]

and now to revive this thread a year later, so everyone can appreciate it's sheer hotbed of talent

Hahahaha.

New favorite poster, right here.

Why don't you post in the Discussion thread in this forum? Be our friend!

[sasalukac]

Hahahaha.

New favorite poster, right here.

Why don't you post in the Discussion thread in this forum? Be our friend!

oh i'm a very shy person. it took years of practice, but i finally learned how to not avoid spastic bladder cramps when talking to new people :)

[brandnew=love]

the lineup order would never go like that.

why is he headlining and opening?

he's headlining and opening cause no one else will tour with them.
I think tyler needs to check if he's dyslexic... or worse...
I think my ears are bleeding after hearing that haha...

[turd-burglar]

hahahaha.. great...

[Timma]

you pretty much tried to post tabs on a lyrics forum. these aren't lyrics as much as they are sounds

[West49ur]

whoever the fuck wrote this song sucks at life

[de la sympathie]

Hahahahaha, what the fuck, who would bump this yet again.

[brandnew=love]

Hahahahaha, what the fuck, who would bump this yet again.
lol does it matter? it never gets old...

[OveriseFan]

lol does it matter? it never gets old...

Um... you just signed up this month. So you wouldn't know whether it gets old.

Believe it or not, it does.

[brandnew=love]

Um... you just signed up this month. So you wouldn't know whether it gets old.

Believe it or not, it does.
lol yeah, I guess I see your point, I stand corrected...

[jster2000]

that was awful
even by my standards
and you should read the first song i posted
but really including a part for the crowd to sing along is absurd

[wileythekid]

that was the worst piece of crap i have ever read. You don't know anything about the government and it just sucks

[OveriseFan]

I love all of the random kids who come in here and rip on the guy...

This thread's from 2005, guys.

[ArTkY_]

I still find this hilarious, I will not lie.

[OveriseFan]

I still find this hilarious, I will not lie.

It's funny if you just read it again. But I can't stand people commenting on it as if this guy's still around.

[West49ur]

this dude committed suicide a couple months back. he looked back on his old shit from 2005 and realized what the fuck is wrong with me

[anamericangod]

Go!

[AnchorDown]

Why cant people apreciate some good music. when i finish the guitar tabbs you guys will shit your pants

the lyrics are bland

but if your just starting out don't worry you'll start getting better . hopefully

[West49ur]

the lyrics are bland

but if your just starting out don't worry you'll start getting better . hopefully
doubts chief

[Zieb]

This thread brings tears of laughter. :-d

[Roboman]

your full of SHIT!

[West49ur]

what tyhe fuck is the crowd even supposed to sing? it just says GO!!!
ohh man
FAIL

[eddee]

You going to an emo or someone depressed person.
write some nice lyrics

[WillNelms]

I'm kind of wondering if like a fucking 5th grader wrote this.

[OveriseFan]

I'm kind of wondering if like a fucking 5th grader wrote this.

Says the 13 year old...

I started posting here when I was in (well, 6th grade), so don't use age as an insult. Thanks.

[OldJersey]

hahaha that is very funny.

[Ryzenfall]

New to this forum section, so i figured i'd do my part and revive this post.

[jaredsayshell0]

this is my new favorite song.

[thespearkid]

Is it that time again?

Bump.

[The Personist]

Bahahaha best thing ever.

[jco3]

Heheheeh This is too funny.

[eliselovesmusic]

this dude committed suicide a couple months back. he looked back on his old shit from 2005 and realized what the fuck is wrong with me

Not cool.




Ok, I think this thread has become a place for people to vent all their cynicism. The dude was brave enough to put his work on the world wide web - give him a break!

[thespearkid]

Not cool.




Ok, I think this thread has become a place for people to vent all their cynicism. The dude was brave enough to put his work on the world wide web - give him a break!
In a way, I think you're right. Whoever wrote this obviously put a lot of work into it whether it's good or not and turn that into a joke is just mean and a little immature of us, to be honest. This thread... is getting on my NERVES!

cwutididthar?

[eliselovesmusic]

:hammer: :redcard:

[The Personist]

In a way, I think you're right. Whoever wrote this obviously put a lot of work into it whether it's good or not and turn that into a joke is just mean and a little immature of us, to be honest. This thread... is getting on my NERVES!

cwutididthar?

Win.

[BryterJonah]

http://cdn.purevolume.com/cdnImages/resize_590x1500/listener-57511-850458avatar.jpg

To any enthusiasts, here's your avatar.

[Smeee]

Hahaha this thread has come back AGAIN?!


<this is the part where the crowd sings along>


you sure?

Gets me every time haha.

[doppelganger]

hahaha what

[saysmydoctor]

Wow.

[BryterJonah]

I wish this guy had left any information regarding his sites or e-mail for future reference.

Alas, a four year follow-up is asking far too much.

[DejaNew]

Hahahah, sooo entertaining.

[Duexy]

god dammit...

[RecklessXRandy]

Bad

[ArTkY_]

My fave all time thread.

[thespearkid]

teehee. always my favorite bump.

edit: maybe second only to "hi, this is tom delonge, and i am back"

[BryterJonah]

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[The Personist]

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This.

[beazer32]

:jawdrop: this thread is incredible.

[Kobrakai09]

Epic win.

[trappedintime]

This thread is hilarious.

Hahah You Suck!

Did anyone notice this^ poster's age? It says 8 years old. I lol'ed for a while. Check last post on page 2.

[beazer32]

This thread is hilarious.

Did anyone notice this^ poster's age? It says 8 years old. I lol'ed for a while. Check last post on page 2.

that means he would've been 4 years old when he posted that.


burn.

[Kid B]

Amazing

[newtothis]

I forgot how bad this was until I saw the link de la sympathie posted. haha.

[de la sympathie]

I forgot how bad this was until I saw the link de la sympathie posted. haha.

It was meant as a comparison. Haha

[BryterJonah]

It was meant as a comparison. Haha
This is grotesque butchery upon the English language.

My beautiful diddy was far and beyond this.

[de la sympathie]

This is grotesque butchery upon the English language.

My beautiful diddy was far and beyond this.

*ditty

Either this is a fake account, or you posted that 'song' to be an ass. Whichever way it turns out to be, this has ceased to be funny.

[BryterJonah]

I'm an ass for posting a song?

[JimmyIymmiJ]

This is awesome. Wish I'd have seen this a few years ago.

[newtothis]

It was meant as a comparison. Haha

By far the worst things I've read on this site. Ever. haha.

Don't die!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CellarGhosts]

Oh my fuck yes. I just poked back into this forum since I never do anymore, and I'm glad to see this bumped. One of the greatest things posted in here, easily. Followed closely by "Run Away!", which gave us the two greatest lines in forum history: "You can lose them there/but be aware - there is a dog!"

[kanyewong]

Can I get on the remix?

[The Personist]

Oh my fuck yes. I just poked back into this forum since I never do anymore, and I'm glad to see this bumped. One of the greatest things posted in here, easily. Followed closely by "Run Away!", which gave us the two greatest lines in forum history: "You can lose them there/but be aware - there is a dog!"

Link?

[beazer32]

hey guys,
this song inspired me so much that i went ahead and covered it. you can all have it for free.

http://www.sendspace.com/file/r9nxv0

it's my own interpretation but i hope you like it.

[BryterJonah]

hey guys,
this song inspired me so much that i went ahead and covered it. you can all have it for free.

http://www.sendspace.com/file/r9nxv0

it's my own interpretation but i hope you like it.
Oh my fucking LORD! This was beautiful.

You sounded like Guybrush Threepwood sucking on a helium balloon.

[newtothis]

hey guys,
this song inspired me so much that i went ahead and covered it. you can all have it for free.

http://www.sendspace.com/file/r9nxv0

it's my own interpretation but i hope you like it.

hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha haha

[CellarGhosts]

Link?
enjoy

http://absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=238652

[The Personist]

enjoy

http://absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=238652

Are you trying to kill me? I laughed so hard at that I almost had a heart attack.

[CellarGhosts]

Are you trying to kill me? I laughed so hard at that I almost had a heart attack.
Haha no sir. That's an appropriate reaction though. I lol'd so hard at it the first time around, and it's still funny.

[The Personist]

Haha no sir. That's an appropriate reaction though. I lol'd so hard at it the first time around, and it's still funny.

I bumped it.

[CellarGhosts]

Good man, I noticed ha.

[Kobrakai09]

I would tie myself to a chair and have someone slit my wrists and leave me to die. As I bled I would sing so I could experience as much pain as possible.

Best. Post. Ever.

[ArTkY_]

Best. Post. Ever.
Holy crap, I don't even remember that, haha. That was 4 years ago. That's how epic this thread is.

[Smeee]

hey guys,
this song inspired me so much that i went ahead and covered it. you can all have it for free.

http://www.sendspace.com/file/r9nxv0

it's my own interpretation but i hope you like it.

Holy crap. That's genius. Hahahaha.

[newtothis]

Holy crap. That's genius. Hahahaha.

Be aware. There is a dog.

[The Personist]

I want to write an entire book of poetry in tribute to this masterwork.

[newtothis]

I want to write an entire book of poetry in tribute to this masterwork.

the sequel could be "fly away!"

[overcastkid23]

ok. first of all, this is hilarious.

second, instead of outright insulting this, which by the way is quite deserving of it, i would try to offer some constructive criticism by saying that this is a lyrics forum. it does absolutely no good to include all the

<pause, then bass drum then snare real fast>

<guitar solo>

<this is the part where the crowd sings along>

etc.

yeah yeah, we know, it's a punk song. just tell us that and we're good. you don't have to sing for us because frankly, we can't hear you, and it probably sounds like the other million punk songs out there. (not that i don't think this will be good, believe me, i have full confidence in the direction this is going).

anyway, there are also problems with the lyrics but i'm sure you could have figured that out on your own. try writing something that's more than two stanzas long and identifies some specific problem with the government instead of an ignorant cry for attention, and then we'll talk.

[overcastkid23]

holy shit i didn't realize he wrote this like four years ago.



maybe i should just make fun of it like everyone else...

[Kobrakai09]

holy shit i didn't realize he wrote this like four years ago.



maybe i should just make fun of it like everyone else...

Do it.

[newtothis]

holy shit i didn't realize he wrote this like four years ago.



maybe i should just make fun of it like everyone else...

hahahahahaha

[The Personist]

the sequel could be "fly away!"

Yes! brilliant observation...

And we'll need an "I am red" collection as well.

[thespearkid]

holy shit i didn't realize he wrote this like four years ago.


maybe i should just make fun of it like everyone else...
Your song... is getting on my NERVES! Did the crowd sing along at the part where you DON'T!... DIE!

[kanyewong]

awesome

[carramrod2005]

<this is the part where the crowd sings along>


you sure?
lol

[Mike Smith]

*GASPS!*

This song is a masterpiece

How could you insult it?!?!

[happie]

maybe songwriting isnt your thing.

[SomedayTheFire]

I'm still confused by this haha, what is the crowd supposed to sing along with?

[OfCourse]

Well...I'm sure it's got some kind of potential. I just...don't see it at the moment.

[wowmoney]

To celebrate the 2-year anniversary of The Lord of the Rings Online?, (LOTRO), you have buy lotro gold (http://www.lotro-gold.eu) the chance to win a very special The Lord of the Rings Online cake as well as other cheap lotro gold (http://www.lotro-gold.eu) LOTRO goodies. All you have to do is boast to us your best moment that you experienced in The Lord of the Rings Online game. Maybe you helped in a server first? Maybe you made it to Rivendell with your level 6 character, or perhaps you owned lotro gold (http://lotro.igsky.com) in the Ettenmoors. Whatever cheap lotro gold (http://lotro.igsky.com) it is we want to hear it.Codemasters in Europe continues celebrating The Lord of the Rings Online's 2-Year Birthday with a "Have your cake and eat it" boasting competition. Participants are asked to write a buy lotro gold (http://lotro-eu.virgolds.com), 50 words or less, boast about something they have done lotro gold (http://lotro-eu.virgolds.com) or accomplished within Middle-earth, Online. The contest is set to run from April 24th until May 8th.

[BryterJonah]

To celebrate the 2-year anniversary of The Lord of the Rings Online?, (LOTRO), you have buy lotro gold (http://www.lotro-gold.eu) the chance to win a very special The Lord of the Rings Online cake as well as other cheap lotro gold (http://www.lotro-gold.eu) LOTRO goodies. All you have to do is boast to us your best moment that you experienced in The Lord of the Rings Online game. Maybe you helped in a server first? Maybe you made it to Rivendell with your level 6 character, or perhaps you owned lotro gold (http://lotro.igsky.com) in the Ettenmoors. Whatever cheap lotro gold (http://lotro.igsky.com) it is we want to hear it.Codemasters in Europe continues celebrating The Lord of the Rings Online's 2-Year Birthday with a "Have your cake and eat it" boasting competition. Participants are asked to write a buy lotro gold (http://lotro-eu.virgolds.com), 50 words or less, boast about something they have done lotro gold (http://lotro-eu.virgolds.com) or accomplished within Middle-earth, Online. The contest is set to run from April 24th until May 8th.
I'm 12 years old and what is this?

[nlo13]

this is amazing. 4 years old woww

[theguy77]

I know, I feel like keeping this and mailing it to him in like five or six years, and watching him die of embarrassment.

hahaha, next year!

[Poe-tryGirl]

Wow, so b00tal.

[Deadbolt23]

nice bump

[jeff crawford]

Poop.

[mjrebel]

fuck politics, awsome song!

[redemtion89]

that was gay

[mjrebel]

this song would be cool i think if it was like just a one minute song where you just gave it your all to play as fast and gruesom as possible to the point you cant move afterwards!

[The Indigo]

Welcome back to the top of the page.

[Grohl]

This is the worst and yet most entertaining thing I have ever seen.

[Blague]

This should be stickied.

[riseagainst0516]

Almost seems like an Anti-Flag rip off lol. Seriously the lyrics need to be a lot more developed.

[punk@hart]

I think you need more lyrics. Sounds like you have a very thought out foundation but you need more thought out lyrics. Unless you have a very good vocal melody.

[Zombieslove2]

umm this song is really really simple.. and barely theres any connection because the lack of strong words and lines. the idea ur basing it off can connect to people but ur not expressing the topic of the song really so thats why in the end the song has no connection. if anything this song sounds like a instrumental.. but to change that simply go over the lyrics and make more lines. u kno ur topic all u have to do is write down words that connect to ur topic then make lines out of them.. but theres potential i guess.

[DeathOrGlory]

People are taking this seriously..... I can't believe anyone is still posting in here.

[nicklaugher]

It's fairly obvious how much of a joke it is...

[Zombieslove2]

hey i was just only suggesting something doesn't make me dumb.. maybe it is a joke maybe its not we don't know its on the internet lol

[Cornela1]

hmm..... :(

[codybretto13]

instead of making fun of him, like everyone else. why nott ell him what he should work on? @tylertherobot, try explaining whats wrong with the government and how we can help fix it instead of simply saying it sucks. and who are you referring to when you say, dont die?

[joshewa]

I aint much of a songwriter. But that is pretty bad. ( IN MY OPINON )

[DeathOrGlory]

Bump this motherfucker.

[awesomemilitia]

i agree with apoemtothedead

[awesomemilitia]

i agree with practically everyone