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pennie
11/10/08, 02:32 PM
Hi after my previous thread on my dribblin penis was sadly closed down I fel the need to inform you all that I found the rout eto my problem.

A while ago I had an altercation with a former friend,it came to the time wherewe had to fight.I was scared to fight him so I decided to weigh up all our pros and cons of fighting.I am taller yes but not stronger when we go to the gym i can press more than him. I can also run faster my speed is more explosive off the mark if ya like, but he can go for longer, his pain treshold seems greater than mine but that is because i probably never had mine properly tested as i despense of my foe's in a timely manner and fashion.

That s when my frank sinatra went on the fritz,but now this girl I broke up with months ago has pop her head up from under the table again :( When we broke up I had to do all the hard stuff at her back end,such as get my clothes back or my favouite dogs.But since she arrived back in my forrest she has made my thing go squishy cause of her slop(constant calling me,hidding in my bush outside etc...)what will I do?Its really making me go up and down in my mind :(:(
.invisible ink.
11/10/08, 04:02 PM
you scare me.
TheSkyline
11/10/08, 04:12 PM
Yo should definitely try holding your breath until everything is ok again.
Burning Star IV
11/10/08, 04:17 PM
I don't understand.
caress me down
11/10/08, 04:19 PM
what the hell just went on
HelpMeSleep
11/10/08, 04:23 PM
wtf
Machu505
11/10/08, 04:24 PM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/90/273969765_6f81580ef0_o.gif
about3fitty
11/10/08, 05:18 PM
sweet simpsons reference. lame everything else
OdeToTheSun
11/10/08, 06:00 PM
Wow, I don't know what your even saying, but this made me lol.
screamoutmyname
11/10/08, 06:01 PM
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/7/74/Lol_wut_completely.jpg
4N6 science
11/10/08, 06:31 PM
In before the lock?
drewziph
11/10/08, 06:33 PM
What a lame idiot.
argg_xo
11/10/08, 08:07 PM
i'm glad i'm not the only one that didn't comprehend this.
4N6 science
11/10/08, 08:10 PM
i'm glad i'm not the only one that didn't comprehend this.

No sane rational person would.
argg_xo
11/10/08, 08:12 PM
No sane rational person would.
well i just woke up from a 5 hour nap and took some more meds, i wasn't sure if it was the medicine or that post was just fucked up.
4N6 science
11/10/08, 08:14 PM
well i just woke up from a 5 hour nap and took some more meds, i wasn't sure if it was the medicine or that post was just fucked up.

No the post is fucked up.
argg_xo
11/10/08, 08:15 PM
No the post is fucked up.
thank you for varifying that.
4N6 science
11/10/08, 08:20 PM
thank you for varifying that.

No problem ma'am just doing my job.
argg_xo
11/10/08, 08:22 PM
No problem ma'am just doing my job.
thank goodness! i don't know what i would do without you around these parts!
4N6 science
11/10/08, 08:25 PM
thank goodness! i don't know what i would do without you around these parts!

I know, you wouldn't make it IMHO. I've taken the responsibility to make sure you're ok in these parts.
argg_xo
11/10/08, 08:27 PM
I know, you wouldn't make it IMHO. I've taken the responsibility to make sure you're ok in these parts.
awww thanks! someones gotta look out for me and tell me to drink more fluids and get less kidney stones. you're doing a fine job! :sneakkiss:
4N6 science
11/10/08, 08:33 PM
awww thanks! someones gotta look out for me and tell me to drink more fluids and get less kidney stones. you're doing a fine job! :sneakkiss:


DRINK MORE FLUIDS LIKE VODKA and TEQUILA and STOP GETTING KIDNEY STONES THIS INSTANT!
argg_xo
11/10/08, 08:36 PM
DRINK MORE FLUIDS LIKE VODKA and TEQUILA and STOP GETTING KIDNEY STONES THIS INSTANT!
hahahhaa! i hope the doctor gives me a prescription that says more vodka, less kidney stones. damn, now i wish i didn't drink all that vodka on halloween. :-(
industrialbelt
11/10/08, 08:38 PM
posting in a confusing thread.
4N6 science
11/10/08, 08:43 PM
hahahhaa! i hope the doctor gives me a prescription that says more vodka, less kidney stones. damn, now i wish i didn't drink all that vodka on halloween. :-(

It's ok. If I was harry potter I would zap those kidney stones away.
argg_xo
11/10/08, 08:44 PM
It's ok. If I was harry potter I would zap those kidney stones away.
wow. just, wow. no one has ever said something as romantic as that to me in a looooong time.
4N6 science
11/10/08, 09:09 PM
wow. just, wow. no one has ever said something as romantic as that to me in a looooong time.

I thought you'd like that.
spansen
11/10/08, 09:58 PM
what?
percussionguita
11/10/08, 10:09 PM
Gonna try to decode this.


That s when my frank sinatra went on the fritz,but now this girl I broke up with months ago has pop her head up from under the table again :( When we broke up I had to do all the hard stuff at her back end,such as get my clothes back or my favouite dogs.But since she arrived back in my forrest she has made my thing go squishy cause of her slop(constant calling me,hidding in my bush outside etc...)what will I do?Its really making me go up and down in my mind :(:(

frank sinatra went on the fritz - Mind couldn't handle the pressure
pop her head up from under the table again - Came back into his life
she arrived back in my forrest -Came back into his life/back to stalking him
made my thing go squishy cause of her slop - Penis goes limp because of her actions
hidding in my bush outside - Stalking/peeping tom.
fadedmemories
11/11/08, 05:45 AM
What the fuck is going on?
Heart-A-Tact
11/11/08, 05:58 AM
Gonna try to decode this.



frank sinatra went on the fritz - Mind couldn't handle the pressure
pop her head up from under the table again - Came back into his life
she arrived back in my forrest -Came back into his life/back to stalking him
made my thing go squishy cause of her slop - Penis goes limp because of her actions
hidding in my bush outside - Stalking/peeping tom.

This isn't a bad start.
.invisible ink.
11/11/08, 05:59 PM
it's impressive that someone actually took the time to translate that. you must be an extremely patient person and good with foreign languages.
screamoutmyname
11/11/08, 06:01 PM
:lolatpost:

agreed
thespearkid
11/11/08, 06:38 PM
That nonsensical post made me laugh.
HelpMeSleep
11/11/08, 07:01 PM
Gonna try to decode this.



frank sinatra went on the fritz - Mind couldn't handle the pressure
pop her head up from under the table again - Came back into his life
she arrived back in my forrest -Came back into his life/back to stalking him
made my thing go squishy cause of her slop - Penis goes limp because of her actions
hidding in my bush outside - Stalking/peeping tom.
you're a talented boy.
HelpMeSleep
11/11/08, 07:01 PM
In before the lock?
and this.
pennie
11/11/08, 07:04 PM
you're a talented boy.


Why?

Ilove you invisible whatever,you make my squishy go table

:-p thats what i'd like to do to your vaganko
HelpMeSleep
11/11/08, 07:11 PM
Why?

Ilove you invisible whatever,you make my squishy go table

:-p thats what i'd like to do to your vaganko
for being able to speak OP.

not sure about the invisible whatever, but I make you go hard (wood) and you'd like to lick my vag. I guess I'm a talented girl, as well.
pennie
11/11/08, 07:13 PM
awkward,that vaganko comment was aimed at invisible ink....not you.
HelpMeSleep
11/11/08, 08:10 PM
oh, okay, good. I'm still talented for translating that nonsense.
percussionguita
11/11/08, 10:07 PM
it's impressive that someone actually took the time to translate that. you must be an extremely patient person and good with foreign languages.

I was really bored and decided to decipher that.
Chris Fallon
11/12/08, 03:05 AM
Think you're gonna sit this one out for awhile.