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tbag311
04/10/05, 09:21 PM
that would be pretty fuckin sweet....pray for me brothers ;)
SonEric84
04/10/05, 09:23 PM
haha Good luck. I need some digits myself.
apoemtothedead
04/10/05, 09:27 PM
Beat the shit out of her if you don't get the number.
Beat the shit out of her even if you get the number.
tbag311
04/10/05, 09:31 PM
Beat the shit out of her if you don't get the number.
Beat the shit out of her even if you get the number.

well, seeing as how i'm trying to hook up with her, i don't think that's going to be the best possible solution. but hey, ya never know
apoemtothedead
04/10/05, 09:32 PM
Throw rocks at her while saying "It would rock if you went out with me"
still
04/10/05, 09:40 PM
Throw rocks at her while saying "It would rock if you went out with me"


thats what i did, and it got me laid.
apoemtothedead
04/10/05, 09:44 PM
thats what i did, and it got me laid.

Really? It got me a restraining order.
FinchBulldog2
04/10/05, 10:46 PM
Good luck player.
tbag311
04/11/05, 12:05 AM
thanks dudes, all give it my all
Alex Djaferis
04/11/05, 12:15 AM
tell us how it went dude.
Jra1
04/11/05, 03:00 AM
ahh the phonenumber... the first step on the long winding road to sex-ville
Alex Djaferis
04/11/05, 04:44 AM
^haha. Yeah...those were thge days....

I have a GF since a year and 5 months now...all that phone number/flirting thing seems an eternity away
__Deformative.
04/11/05, 09:53 AM
Ah yes..."The hunt..." The thrill of the chase...

I don't miss that shit at all.
xglassjawx
04/11/05, 01:12 PM
Lol awesome........i'm meeting up with the girl i like tomorrow and i'm hopefully gunna ask her out :D i cant wait lol
tbag311
04/11/05, 03:34 PM
DAMMIT!

I swear to god, tracking this girl down is the hardest thing i've ever done in my life! I didn't get her number today 'cause I never saw her. I used to be all embarressed to talk to her, but now I rarely see her...so I don't even get that chance.

I figured I would see her in the beggining of the day, and I was just gonna walk right the fuck up to her....but hey, there are plenty more days to come.

.....that number is as good as mine ;)
BrandNew20
04/11/05, 05:46 PM
You should totally try the old, I lost my number can I have yours routine...
Juliet R Delta
04/11/05, 09:03 PM
but then she would give you the whole 'i'll smile sweetly and pretend i'm giving you my real number' routine.
tbag311
04/11/05, 10:07 PM
You should totally try the old, I lost my number can I have yours routine...

ok dude, i'm not THAT much of a loser....

i've already worked out this great line in my head that I swear is bulletproof ;)
Jra1
04/12/05, 12:44 AM
there's an inherant design flaw in all chat up lines.... they're shit
Blueskyburning
04/12/05, 05:00 AM
man, it feels like i haven't done that shit in ages, i kinda miss it.

good luck anyways bro
Shoes
04/12/05, 07:13 AM
there's an inherant design flaw in all chat up lines.... they're shit
haha very true

ok dude, i'm not THAT much of a loser....

i've already worked out this great line in my head that I swear is bulletproof ;)
good luck in getting that girl's number:)
BrandNew20
04/12/05, 08:14 AM
i've already worked out this great line in my head that I swear is bulletproof ;)

lets hear it.
Jra1
04/12/05, 08:18 AM
"if i spout some shitty line and look sincere will you take your pants off?"
Shoes
04/12/05, 08:27 AM
"if i spout some shitty line and look sincere will you take your pants off?"
I think I'll try that on the next boy I like and see what he says
BrandNew20
04/12/05, 08:33 AM
I think I'll try that on the next boy I like and see what he says

of course its gonna work on a guy.
Jra1
04/12/05, 08:33 AM
not much fails on a guy
riverside_sam
04/12/05, 08:43 AM
that would be pretty fuckin sweet....pray for me brothers ;)

if you get the numbers, please dont procreate. For me?
Shoes
04/12/05, 08:55 AM
of course its gonna work on a guy.
yeah I guess you're right when I think about it
__Deformative.
04/12/05, 08:58 AM
I have a girlfriend, but sometimes I like to see how sharp my skills are, so I'll see if I can get some random girl's number. I don't ever call them, but alot of times, I actually manage to do it.

I usually try the "cute little innocent emo kid" approach: "Hey, um, I don't really know you, but my name is Vince, and I think you're really pretty, and I was just going to see if you wanted to do something with me sometime."

Works like a charm.
Jra1
04/12/05, 09:15 AM
by do something you mean fuck right?
BrandNew20
04/12/05, 10:34 AM
I need to sharpen my skills.

I'm single now for the first time in about 2 and a half years.
Jra1
04/12/05, 10:41 AM
ive been single for about a year now... i hate relationships, i get bored sooo easily ><
Deception
04/12/05, 11:41 AM
ive been single for about a year now... i hate relationships, i get bored sooo easily ><

yea my friend is the same why, so they decided to just be a "swinger" but that works out for them becuase they get all the fun they want with no commitment.
Jra1
04/12/05, 12:06 PM
haha, im no swinger...im just a slut
tbag311
04/12/05, 05:06 PM
i'm always single...that's why I gotta step this shit up ya know?
apoemtothedead
04/12/05, 07:14 PM
if you get the numbers, please dont procreate. For me?

Dear America,

Support this man.

<3,
Mark.
chaoticXpunk
04/14/05, 04:06 PM
I have a girlfriend, but sometimes I like to see how sharp my skills are, so I'll see if I can get some random girl's number. I don't ever call them, but alot of times, I actually manage to do it.

I usually try the "cute little innocent emo kid" approach: "Hey, um, I don't really know you, but my name is Vince, and I think you're really pretty, and I was just going to see if you wanted to do something with me sometime."

Works like a charm.
Yeah it does work. Haha.

But I'm seriously to shy to even do that. Especially if I REALLY like a girl.
BrandNew20
04/17/05, 11:25 AM
I got a girls phone number last night, go me.
BuriedAlive
04/17/05, 06:28 PM
Getting a girl's number nowadays isn't a challenge. Getting 'em to sleep with you is! heh.
Royal Grandin
04/18/05, 01:00 AM
Good luck = good fuck :)

Hörs! = see ya!

Huuurse
__Deformative.
04/18/05, 10:43 AM
You know what's really fun? Call up a girl who has liked you for 2 years, and say "let's go hang out!" and so you do, and then you end up staying out until 3 in the morning, and she lets you give her oral in your car, and you get her off 7 times, because the poor girl hasn't gotten any in a year, and especially not any as good as you, cause you're the man, and so afterwards, you sit around in the car and talk with her pants off.

I don't think that made any sense, but it's fun anyways.
Jra1
04/18/05, 10:49 AM
ok, and she didnt return the favour why?...
a story is where you wake up at 1 girls house after sleeping with her...leave, go home get changed hear knock at the door, its another girl and you sleep with her... then have to change again - washing that week was a pain in the ass.
__Deformative.
04/18/05, 04:58 PM
ok, and she didnt return the favour why?...
a story is where you wake up at 1 girls house after sleeping with her...leave, go home get changed hear knock at the door, its another girl and you sleep with her... then have to change again - washing that week was a pain in the ass.

Pssh, I'm such the man that I don't need the favor returned. Cause then that girl will remember me as the dude that gave awesome head and didn't expect anything in return. Then she'll tell all her friends.