What a tool

[aminorthreat55]

Alright so I was just walking across campus from taking a test and I saw this guy sitting at a table. You know those hats you can have airbrushed at like the Boardwalk to say whatever you want? Well he had a black and white trucker hat and had "Straight Edge XXX" airbrushed on it with pink and black, what a fucking tool.

[Stereo Mike]

Alright so I was just walking across campus from taking a test and I saw this guy sitting at a table. You know those hats you can have airbrushed at like the Boardwalk to say whatever you want? Well he had a black and white trucker hat and had "Straight Edge XXX" airbrushed on it with pink and black, what a fucking tool.
You should have kicked him in the face.

[hXc_pwnage]

Did he have Earth Crisis tattooed on his face?

[aminorthreat55]

Did he have Earth Crisis tattooed on his face?
No but I wish so I could've laughed at him.

[Louise Heng]

trucker hats are sooooooooo ugly

[BrandNew20]

don't make fun of my hat.

[aminorthreat55]

trucker hats are sooooooooo ugly
This trend, just like every other trend can be directly traced to my place of work. We made trucker hats, Birkenstocks, and Nalgene bottles cool. That's right.

[hXc_pwnage]

You should have called him a fat trucker.

Was he strong? If he was, then you better be glad you didn't make fun of him.

Or else you'd probably be straight edge now.

[Pat Marquez]

Hahahahahahahaha, I wonder if anyone actually knows what your talking about Pete coz I have only see those Airbrush hats that come from Ocean City.

I may have seen them in New York to..?

[hXc_pwnage]

This trend, just like every other trend can be directly traced to my place of work. We made trucker hats, Birkenstocks, and Nalgene bottles cool. That's right.
Hey there, my Birkenstocks are comfortably as hell.

And my mommy made me buy them. No joke.

[marrost]

On my campus theres a group of kids every semester that are pledging some Frat and while doing it they have to walk around campus in perfectly straight lines, like they cant turn corners widely they have to make sharp turns, and they have to be standing perfectly straight with their arms crossed. I saw one kid running full speed through campus like this and the only thing that could go through my mind was what a bitch.

[aminorthreat55]

Or else you'd probably be straight edge now.
I already am but that's just because there's crazy alcoholism in my family and I'm trying to live a long time.

Hey there, my Birkenstocks are comfortably as hell.

And my mommy made me buy them. No joke.
That's awesome. I like mine except they're kind of a little too big.

[hXc_pwnage]

I already am but that's just because there's crazy alcoholism in my family and I'm trying to live a long time.


That's awesome. I like mine except they're kind of a little too big.
My family's like that.

Hopefully I can grow up to be a drug addict and an alcoholic one day.

One day...

[aminorthreat55]

Hahahahahahahaha, I wonder if anyone actually knows what your talking about Pete coz I have only see those Airbrush hats that come from Ocean City.

I may have seen them in New York to..?
FUCK OCEAN SHITTY

[Stereo Mike]

On my campus theres a group of kids every semester that are pledging some Frat and while doing it they have to walk around campus in perfectly straight lines, like they cant turn corners widely they have to make sharp turns, and they have to be standing perfectly straight with their arms crossed. I saw one kid running full speed through campus like this and the only thing that could go through my mind was what a bitch.
What's with the American frat obsession. Those things are totally lost on me.

[aminorthreat55]

What's with the American frat obsession. Those things are totally lost on me.
I fucking despise them. It's like organized partying with douchebags that costs money.

[Louise Heng]

This trend, just like every other trend can be directly traced to my place of work. We made trucker hats, Birkenstocks, and Nalgene bottles cool. That's right.
aww. i like nalgene water bottles. i bought one because it was green and $5 cheaper than the other water bottle. and birkenstocks are sooo comfy, although i don't own a pair.

but trucker hats... :headshake

[aminorthreat55]

but trucker hats... :headshake
Yeah seriously.

[marrost]

What's with the American frat obsession. Those things are totally lost on me.
Well, they do get you laid pretty easily.

[hXc_pwnage]

I used to have a Thrice trucker hat.

But this was like 3 years ago. I was cool first.

But I lost it.

[Stereo Mike]

Well, they do get you laid pretty easily.
Dammit.

[hXc_pwnage]

Sign me up.

[sweethypocrisy]

I used to have a Thrice trucker hat.

But this was like 3 years ago. I was cool first.

But I lost it.
anything with thrice on it is cool.

[FinchBulldog2]

I would have reached back like a pimp and slapped the ho.

[Love As Arson]

Straight edge kids are psychologically weak. If they weren't, they wouldn't need a label to stay strong to their beliefs.

[hXc_pwnage]

Seriously. I was like, "Thrice, sweet."

[pjtunes91]

I have a couple roommates who pledged this year and are all about it now. And when their frat brothers come over, they ask me if I'm in a frat and I laugh at their face and say, "Hell no. I fuckin hate frats." I then put on a straight face and turn up whatever I'm listening to really loudly.

[hXc_pwnage]

Straight edge kids are psychologically weak. If they weren't, they wouldn't need a label to stay strong to their beliefs.
Don't make me get my brass knux and my XcrewX to come beat your ass.

[JALT]

What's with the American frat obsession. Those things are totally lost on me.

My friends and I make fun of those guys so much. One of our friends joined one 'cause his mom wanted him to. We don't talk to him anymore. Frat boys are tools. Are sorority chicks are fucking idiots.

[VeloriumCamper]

trucker hats are sooooooooo ugly

i dont like them either, i love hats, but trucker hats..i dont like the shape of them

[sweethypocrisy]

pete- you shouldve offered to buy that guy a drink.

[Louise Heng]

i think there is like, one frat in calgary. frats are not big at all up here.

[JALT]

i think there is like, one frat in calgary. frats are not big at all up here.

Same with Ottawa.

[Stereo Mike]

My hairs too big to be self contained in a single hat anymore.

[VinnyVegas]

Well, they do get you laid pretty easily.
I wouldn't touch most of the girls at frat parties with a ten foot stick. Their bodies are like breeding grounds for STDs and other unknown diseases.

I don't know about you, but I don't want my dick to look like the surface of the moon a couple of weeks after having sex. Dirty skanks...

[marrost]

My friends and I make fun of those guys so much. One of our friends joined one 'cause his mom wanted him to. We don't talk to him anymore. Frat boys are tools. Are sorority chicks are fucking idiots.
Way to be man. Keep to your circle. EDGEXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

[Stereo Mike]

I wouldn't touch most of the girls at frat parties with a ten foot stick. Their bodies are like breeding grounds for STDs and other unknown diseases.

I don't know about you, but I don't want my dick to look like the surface of the moon a couple of weeks after having sex. Dirty skanks...
I can't wait to live in America for 9 months now.

[Louise Heng]

Same with Ottawa.
i think it's safe to say that Canada is not big on Frats/Sororities. I think there is maybe one of each per city and even then they aren't anything big.

[hXc_pwnage]

I can't wait to live in America for 9 months now.
If you see something green on a girl's vagina, just run away as fast as you can.

Don't worry about your clothes or anything, those are probably contaminated.

Damn America...

[marrost]

Just stay away from the frat sluts anyway, it's pretty easy to see whose been blown out and who hasn't. There are plenty of other girls.

[Pat Marquez]

Straight edge kids are psychologically weak. If they weren't, they wouldn't need a label to stay strong to their beliefs.
Militant edge kids beat ass.

[aminorthreat55]

I wouldn't touch most of the girls at frat parties with a ten foot stick. Their bodies are like breeding grounds for STDs and other unknown diseases.

I don't know about you, but I don't want my dick to look like the surface of the moon a couple of weeks after having sex. Dirty skanks...
Not all of them. Half of them are disgusting, half of them are cool.

[Stereo Mike]

I'll run like the wind. On a blustery day.

[Love As Arson]

Militant edge kids beat ass.
Militant edge kids for the most part are morons, and if you excercise intelligence above that of a fourth grader, you should be able to outsmart them in such a way that would allow you to get out of the situation.

[Drew Beringer]

If you see something green on a girl's vagina, just run away as fast as you can.

Don't worry about your clothes or anything, those are probably contaminated.

Damn America...

Hahha, that is great advice, people.

[VinnyVegas]

Not all of them. Half of them are disgusting, half of them are cool.
Yeah, I probably should have made that clearer in my post. The vast majority aren't dirty sluts.

[pjtunes91]

Militant edge kids for the most part are morons, and if you excercise intelligence above that of a fourth grader, you should be able to outsmart them in such a way that would allow you to get out of the situation.
Militant edge still exists? I don't know any. I'm talking militant who fight people who aren't edge; not just 16 year olds with over-the-top tattoos and shirts, 'cause that'll fade in a few years so I could care less about that.