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IAmCountryMusic
04/13/05, 12:45 AM
I'm single and i'm lookin' for a lady ;)

how could you say no to this face?
Louise Heng
04/13/05, 12:45 AM
like this:

"no"

haha just jokes :D
IAmCountryMusic
04/13/05, 12:46 AM
like this:

"no"

haha just jokes :D
ouch:D
BustaNutz
04/13/05, 12:46 AM
I'm not a lady, so I can't be sure. But usually girls like men who have necks.

'Cept for Barney Rubble. He was a fucking P-I-M-P.
apoemtothedead
04/13/05, 12:46 AM
Looks like a nice neighborhood.
IAmCountryMusic
04/13/05, 12:48 AM
I'm not a lady, so I can't be sure. But usually girls like men who have necks.

'Cept for Barney Rubble. He was a fucking P-I-M-P.
it was cold so i had my neck in my track jacket:(
gcfanatic
04/13/05, 12:49 AM
hahahha..i laugh at u...
Andy
04/13/05, 12:49 AM
Fuck, I thought it said "Im single and Im looking for Andy"
FinchBulldog2
04/13/05, 12:50 AM
hahahha..i laugh at u...
hahahaha
BustaNutz
04/13/05, 12:50 AM
Hahaha, sure. :headshake
gcfanatic
04/13/05, 12:51 AM
good luck dude
BustaNutz
04/13/05, 12:53 AM
This is dick, but my friends filled out an account for me for "The Adult Friend Finder."

So I had to switch mail addressed because I kept getting weekly "So and So wants to meet YOU!" But then they'd be like "for just (small arbitrary fee) you can meet so and so." And there was a woman's username and she had an obvious fake picture. Pretty sketch. I was displeased. If you ever want to dick over a friend, sign them up for that site, it's a pain.
IAmCountryMusic
04/13/05, 12:56 AM
good luck dude
oh my god, i have so many good charlotte jokes i want to make :D

i wouldnt want me either actually :dweeba6:

the wee wee is too small
lorelei
04/13/05, 12:57 AM
awww, haha
BustaNutz
04/13/05, 12:59 AM
Hahaha, I was talking to my friend and she was like, "Just for shits and giggles you should get your dick pierced."

So I told her I'm kind of self conscious about doing that because I'd be afraid I'd slap the lil' guy down to get it done and everyone in the mall would start laughing.
IAmCountryMusic
04/13/05, 01:05 AM
awww, haha
does that mean i at least get a pity makeout? ;)
IAmCountryMusic
04/13/05, 01:25 AM
i can tell that you'll go far here. :headshake
thats exactly what i was thinking :animateds
IAmCountryMusic
04/13/05, 01:29 AM
yeah for real, she was laughing at you and i was thinking to myself 'wait a sec here, that doesn't sound right'. well if a had a surplus of hot single girls at my disposal, i would send some your way. but alas, i am in the same boat as you my friend. :(
oh i had an extremely hot girl, i was just too far away :(:(:(:(
FinchBulldog2
04/13/05, 01:36 AM
yeah for real, she was laughing at you and i was thinking to myself 'wait a sec here, that doesn't sound right'. well if a had a surplus of hot single girls at my disposal, i would send some your way. but alas, i am in the same boat as you my friend. :(
im laughing at every single post.
FinchBulldog2
04/13/05, 01:44 AM
shut up, you're probably right there with us haha.
no every post by gcfanatic cuz soon enough she will be served.
FinchBulldog2
04/13/05, 01:50 AM
ahhh, yes. soon she shall. alliteration aside though, i've started the red blocks for what are soon to be many.

bwahahahahahha dude go read her profile and then go to her homepage. you will thank me.
hahahaha ahh youth.
FinchBulldog2
04/13/05, 01:52 AM
hahaha
FinchBulldog2
04/13/05, 01:53 AM
449..im heading off too,,,goodnight.
Signals Corrupted
04/13/05, 01:55 AM
hahaha dfude that pic is adorable hahahaha. but lose the moustache.. and i thought you had a chick?
FinchBulldog2
04/13/05, 01:56 AM
hahaha dfude that pic is adorable hahahaha. but lose the moustache.. and i thought you had a chick?
no no, she was instant messaging other dudes....."I kid, I kid."
Signals Corrupted
04/13/05, 01:59 AM
no no, she was instant messaging other dudes....."I kid, I kid."


HAHAHAHA. dude. i love you
FinchBulldog2
04/13/05, 02:01 AM
HAHAHAHA. dude. i love you
thanks, :love: ....I just realized how many borderline gay posts I do a day on this forum.
IAmCountryMusic
04/13/05, 02:23 AM
no no, she was instant messaging other dudes....."I kid, I kid."
no, she actually wasnt like i thought she was

hahaha dfude that pic is adorable hahahaha. but lose the moustache.. and i thought you had a chick?
dude, i have a full beard
and i broke up with my lady on sunday night and like the loverboy song "turn me loose";)
Signals Corrupted
04/13/05, 02:27 AM
no, she actually wasnt like i thought she was


dude, i have a full beard
and i broke up with my lady on sunday night and like the loverboy song "turn me loose";)

i think you'd look better without the beard. and i mean that as non-homosexually as possible.

so yeah dude, can i like, have her screename, now that her boobs are single?
IAmCountryMusic
04/13/05, 02:29 AM
i think you'd look better without the beard. and i mean that as non-homosexually as possible.

so yeah dude, can i like, have her screename, now that her boobs are single?
dude i still get them and her, just not until the next time im in pa. plus shes still only 17

and i look terrible without my beard
punklet2101
04/13/05, 02:40 AM
:love:
IAmCountryMusic
04/13/05, 02:41 AM
:love:
see, i knew i would get a lady:D
Lueda Alia
04/13/05, 02:58 AM
After what happened with your ex girlfriend, well.. lets just say that I wouldn't want to be the next girl you start a thread about on AP......
IAmCountryMusic
04/13/05, 03:02 AM
After what happened with your ex girlfriend, well.. lets just say that I wouldn't want to be the next girl you start a thread about on AP......
so do that mean you want me then?:D