Jason Tate
04/13/05, 02:50 PM
Ryan Neese thinks the world is going to end on May 3rd when the new Fall Out Boy (http://www.falloutboyrock.com) album is released. Why? Well here is the story ...
"Fall Out Boy is taking over the world, while attempting to destroy it for many. They started with automobiles, then people, and now even the weather. Let me explain.
Last month I was on tour with A Chance Without. The 2nd day of the tour, I was wearing my beloved Fall Out Boy is for Scenesters T-shirt. On this day, Frank (bass player) lost his wallet which had his debit card in it, which had all of the gas money for the trip in his account. This sucked. But we didn't think anything of it. The next day on our way to LA, around 75 miles north, Frank puts the first Fall Out Boy record (Evening With Your Girlfriend) in the CD player. About two minutes later our van starts acting really funny, and then smoke just starts spewing into the van. We immediately pull over and jump out and see mass amounts of fluid pouring from the bottom of the engine. It turns out our transmission blew. We were then forced to be stuck in LA for two weeks, cancelling the entire tour, while waiting for the van to be fixed. Fall Out Boy ruined this Tour.
About two weeks after I got back from California, I was driving around downtown Seattle, and I was wearing my Fall Out Boy shirt once again on this day. I get stuck in traffic, and my car starts to overheat and almost did. So I parked and walked around and let my car calm down so I could drive home. Fall Out Boy tried to ruin my car.
After this incident, Fall Out Boy lay dormant, or so I thought. It had just left me alone for a little bit. In the past weeks, Fall Out Boy has slain many great people. Johnnie Cochran, Mitch Hedberg, and now they're even going after the Pope.
This past Wednesday (March 30th) was the Fueled By Ramen Tour in Seattle featuring Fall Out Boy as headliners. Now myself, being the huge Fall Out Boy fan that I am, had tickets for this months earlier. While my good friend Kelly was getting ready to drive over to my house so we could go to the show, she was warming up her car, and listening to Fall Out Boy, she remembered she had forgotten the tickets to the show inside. She runs inside, and ends up locking her keys in her car while it was running. Fall Out Boy was playing the entire time she was locked out, just laughing at her. Her uncle eventually came over with a spare key and we got her car turned off so we could leave for the show. Fall Out Boy tried to ruin our evening.
So despite all the bad things Fall Out Boy had done to me, my friends, and other people; I still attended their show and had an amazing time. I even bought a new Fall Out Boy shirt.
Two days later I wore my brand new Fall Out Boy shirt. At lunch me and friends decided to go through the drive thru at Jack In The Box. Right before we get up to order, it starts hailing like no other. I was going to wait for the hail to pass to roll down my window and order, but I had 2 cars behind me honking at me to hurry up. So I rolled down my window, and immediately start getting pelted with hail all over. I was getting hit in the face, so I frantically screamed my long order to the drive thru speaker and yelled at him to see if he got it all. He said he did, so I rolled up my window, with the inside of my car now covered in a million pieces of ice, and pulled up. We recieve our food, and immediately notice something is wrong. The bag is dripping of grease, and as we reach in to get our food out, all of it is soaked in grease. We then had to park and run inside and get all new food. Fall Out Boy brought a hail storm down on me, and ruined my food.
LATEST FALL OUT BOY INCIDENT UPDATE: Today I woke up, showered, left to Ballard to get my Gatsby's American Dream CD. I listened to Fall Out Boy for about 30 seconds in the car before turning it off because I was well aware of it's bad luck. When I arrived in Ballard. It starts hailing once again after i get out of my car and I was once again painfully pelted with hail. Got my CD, and left Ballard. So I went home and browsing through my livejournal friends list, I saw 5 new Fall Out Boy songs available for download from people. So I downloaded those, and listened for a second. After I leave, my battery in my car is acting really weird and losing power. Throughout the night it kept getting weaker and weaker until finally completly dying on my way home leaving my car stuck about 2 miles away from my house. The alternator and possibly battery are fucked and I'm going to have to spend possibly up to $150 to fix it. Fall Out Boy tried to prevent me from buying the Gatsby's CD and they killed my car because I downloaded a few new songs.
All of this has helped me come to the conclusion that all these things are building up to Fall Out Boy's grand finale. They will end the world on May 3rd when From Under The Cork Tree is released. I don't know how, I don't know why. But the world will end on May 3rd. So please, if you know where Fall Out Boy are. Dispose of them to avoid this tragedy. It pains me to say this because I am a big fan of the music Fall Out Boy makes. But I value the world we live in much more.
(You should consider posting this Tate. If not for anything, just for laughs. Even though this is a serious issue)
Thank you if you read all this."
Please note this post is entirely for humor - don't go getting pissed off. - Jason
"Fall Out Boy is taking over the world, while attempting to destroy it for many. They started with automobiles, then people, and now even the weather. Let me explain.
Last month I was on tour with A Chance Without. The 2nd day of the tour, I was wearing my beloved Fall Out Boy is for Scenesters T-shirt. On this day, Frank (bass player) lost his wallet which had his debit card in it, which had all of the gas money for the trip in his account. This sucked. But we didn't think anything of it. The next day on our way to LA, around 75 miles north, Frank puts the first Fall Out Boy record (Evening With Your Girlfriend) in the CD player. About two minutes later our van starts acting really funny, and then smoke just starts spewing into the van. We immediately pull over and jump out and see mass amounts of fluid pouring from the bottom of the engine. It turns out our transmission blew. We were then forced to be stuck in LA for two weeks, cancelling the entire tour, while waiting for the van to be fixed. Fall Out Boy ruined this Tour.
About two weeks after I got back from California, I was driving around downtown Seattle, and I was wearing my Fall Out Boy shirt once again on this day. I get stuck in traffic, and my car starts to overheat and almost did. So I parked and walked around and let my car calm down so I could drive home. Fall Out Boy tried to ruin my car.
After this incident, Fall Out Boy lay dormant, or so I thought. It had just left me alone for a little bit. In the past weeks, Fall Out Boy has slain many great people. Johnnie Cochran, Mitch Hedberg, and now they're even going after the Pope.
This past Wednesday (March 30th) was the Fueled By Ramen Tour in Seattle featuring Fall Out Boy as headliners. Now myself, being the huge Fall Out Boy fan that I am, had tickets for this months earlier. While my good friend Kelly was getting ready to drive over to my house so we could go to the show, she was warming up her car, and listening to Fall Out Boy, she remembered she had forgotten the tickets to the show inside. She runs inside, and ends up locking her keys in her car while it was running. Fall Out Boy was playing the entire time she was locked out, just laughing at her. Her uncle eventually came over with a spare key and we got her car turned off so we could leave for the show. Fall Out Boy tried to ruin our evening.
So despite all the bad things Fall Out Boy had done to me, my friends, and other people; I still attended their show and had an amazing time. I even bought a new Fall Out Boy shirt.
Two days later I wore my brand new Fall Out Boy shirt. At lunch me and friends decided to go through the drive thru at Jack In The Box. Right before we get up to order, it starts hailing like no other. I was going to wait for the hail to pass to roll down my window and order, but I had 2 cars behind me honking at me to hurry up. So I rolled down my window, and immediately start getting pelted with hail all over. I was getting hit in the face, so I frantically screamed my long order to the drive thru speaker and yelled at him to see if he got it all. He said he did, so I rolled up my window, with the inside of my car now covered in a million pieces of ice, and pulled up. We recieve our food, and immediately notice something is wrong. The bag is dripping of grease, and as we reach in to get our food out, all of it is soaked in grease. We then had to park and run inside and get all new food. Fall Out Boy brought a hail storm down on me, and ruined my food.
LATEST FALL OUT BOY INCIDENT UPDATE: Today I woke up, showered, left to Ballard to get my Gatsby's American Dream CD. I listened to Fall Out Boy for about 30 seconds in the car before turning it off because I was well aware of it's bad luck. When I arrived in Ballard. It starts hailing once again after i get out of my car and I was once again painfully pelted with hail. Got my CD, and left Ballard. So I went home and browsing through my livejournal friends list, I saw 5 new Fall Out Boy songs available for download from people. So I downloaded those, and listened for a second. After I leave, my battery in my car is acting really weird and losing power. Throughout the night it kept getting weaker and weaker until finally completly dying on my way home leaving my car stuck about 2 miles away from my house. The alternator and possibly battery are fucked and I'm going to have to spend possibly up to $150 to fix it. Fall Out Boy tried to prevent me from buying the Gatsby's CD and they killed my car because I downloaded a few new songs.
All of this has helped me come to the conclusion that all these things are building up to Fall Out Boy's grand finale. They will end the world on May 3rd when From Under The Cork Tree is released. I don't know how, I don't know why. But the world will end on May 3rd. So please, if you know where Fall Out Boy are. Dispose of them to avoid this tragedy. It pains me to say this because I am a big fan of the music Fall Out Boy makes. But I value the world we live in much more.
(You should consider posting this Tate. If not for anything, just for laughs. Even though this is a serious issue)
Thank you if you read all this."
Please note this post is entirely for humor - don't go getting pissed off. - Jason