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Andy
04/14/05, 01:29 AM
A duck walks into a bar.



Animal control is promptly called, the duck is shot with a tranq. gun and release in a nearby park.
FinchBulldog2
04/14/05, 01:29 AM
haha
a typicalcliche
04/14/05, 01:30 AM
ahaha what
Signals Corrupted
04/14/05, 01:30 AM
i dont think shooting the duck was necessary.

simply break a bottle over it's head
IAmCountryMusic
04/14/05, 01:31 AM
i dont get it
FinchBulldog2
04/14/05, 01:33 AM
i dont think shooting the duck was necessary.

simply break a bottle over it's head
haha
Signals Corrupted
04/14/05, 01:34 AM
i dont get it


thats because you are simple.
IAmCountryMusic
04/14/05, 01:36 AM
thats because you are simple.
im not really simple, more that i have adhd and im a little retarded
Andy
04/14/05, 01:36 AM
Jesus has just been spiked to the cross, and one of his followers come up to him and asks him a final question. "Who will lead us now, Jesus?" the follower asked Jesus.

Jesus replied: WAAAAAHAA! MY ARM! THERE'S A SPIKE THROUGH MY GODDAMN ARM!
Signals Corrupted
04/14/05, 01:37 AM
Jesus has just been spiked to the cross, and one of his followers come up to him and asks him a final question. "Who will lead us now, Jesus?" the follower asked Jesus.

Jesus replied: WAAAAAHAA! MY ARM! THERE'S A SPIKE THROUGH MY GODDAMN ARM!


what do you mean you only have 3 nails?? well, do my feet like THIS!
BustaNutz
04/14/05, 01:38 AM
Have you ever heard Mitch Hedberg talk about the fact Duck's eat free at Subway?

"...there's about twelve ducks out there, and they all want Sun Chips!"
IAmCountryMusic
04/14/05, 01:39 AM
Have you ever heard Mitch Hedberg talk about the fact Duck's eat free at Subway?

"...there's about twelve ducks out there, and they all want Sun Chips!"
i like sun chips:)
FinchBulldog2
04/14/05, 01:41 AM
What is the difference between Jason Kidd and someone who doesn't hit his wife?
BustaNutz
04/14/05, 01:42 AM
I dunno? What?
IAmCountryMusic
04/14/05, 01:42 AM
What is the difference between Jason Kidd and someone who doesn't hit his wife?
hahahahahaha

abuse :animateds
Andy
04/14/05, 01:42 AM
What is the difference between Jason Kidd and someone who doesn't hit his wife?
the brass knuckles.
FinchBulldog2
04/14/05, 01:43 AM
I dunno? What?
O ah......
Jason Kidd hits his wife.

What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Sorry, that one is pretty scum.
IAmCountryMusic
04/14/05, 01:44 AM
O ah......
Jason Kidd hits his wife.

What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Sorry, that one is pretty scum.
i still loved it:D
Andy
04/14/05, 01:44 AM
What do you tell a man who just got his arm cut off?

Ouch, that's gotta suck.
FinchBulldog2
04/14/05, 01:45 AM
What do you call it when 2 mexicans playing each other basketball?
Juan on Juan.
BustaNutz
04/14/05, 01:45 AM
You shithead. You should've just said, "Jason Kidd hits his wife." I thought there was a punchline, here I am on the edge of my seat waiting for it, and it doesn't exist.

But yeah, everyone knows that. I think Carmelo should start hitting his wife or girlfriend too, at least that way he'll have hit something this year. (That makes perfect sense in my head... not sure if it does outside of it though.)
FinchBulldog2
04/14/05, 01:45 AM
What do you call it when a Mexican is baptized?
Bean Dip.
a typicalcliche
04/14/05, 01:46 AM
You shithead. You should've just said, "Jason Kidd hits his wife." I thought there was a punchline, here I am on the edge of my seat waiting for it, and it doesn't exist.

But yeah, everyone knows that. I think Carmelo should start hitting his wife or girlfriend too, at least that way he'll have hit something this year. (That makes perfect sense in my head... not sure if it does outside of it though.)
hahahaha
FinchBulldog2
04/14/05, 01:47 AM
Why was the Indian sad?
Because white people took all of his land. hahaha
a typicalcliche
04/14/05, 01:47 AM
{inserts little penis joke here}
varock
04/14/05, 01:47 AM
Lamrodflbbq!
BustaNutz
04/14/05, 01:48 AM
Haha, Varock is one of the only guys I've seen who I actualy remember from when I started posting here.
Andy
04/14/05, 01:49 AM
Why did the depressed man cross the road?

To be hit by a car.
FinchBulldog2
04/14/05, 01:49 AM
Why did the depressed man cross the road?

To be hit by a car.
hahaha
varock
04/14/05, 01:50 AM
Haha, Varock is one of the only guys I've seen who I actualy remember from when I started posting here.right on brotha, what's been up?
BustaNutz
04/14/05, 01:51 AM
Haha, the usual. Good to see some others from back in the day.
FinchBulldog2
04/14/05, 01:52 AM
Why do I touch myself at night?
Because I'm so alone. :(
BustaNutz
04/14/05, 01:53 AM
Oh good God. Son, that's waaaaaaay too much information.
a typicalcliche
04/14/05, 01:53 AM
Why do I touch myself at night?
Because I'm so alone. :(
masturbator
FinchBulldog2
04/14/05, 01:54 AM
Oh good God. Son, that's waaaaaaay too much information.
it was just a joke...i touch myself during the day more than at night.
BustaNutz
04/14/05, 01:54 AM
Haha, it happens to the best of us. Hey Finch, do you wear glasses?
IAmCountryMusic
04/14/05, 01:55 AM
i do too:(
FinchBulldog2
04/14/05, 01:55 AM
Haha, it happens to the best of us. Hey Finch, do you wear glasses?
nope...
BustaNutz
04/14/05, 01:56 AM
That answers that. I'll bet your palms are hairy though.
FinchBulldog2
04/14/05, 01:57 AM
That answers that. I'll bet your palms are hairy though.
palms don't grow hair, silly.
a typicalcliche
04/14/05, 01:58 AM
palms don't grow hair, silly.
so much for that essay
FinchBulldog2
04/14/05, 01:59 AM
so much for that essay
i'll do it...im a tough bastard.
BustaNutz
04/14/05, 02:01 AM
I've always wanted to stand on a street corner and "preach the good word." Which would essentially consist of me calling people sinners and damning them.

"You there with the glasses, your vision is gone because your father used to touch himself as a boy. In fact you probably touch yourself. The Lord is watching you son and he will send you to fiery depths of hell to spend eternity in eternal damnation. Repent and ye shall be saved!"

I mean come on. That would kick ass.
Andy
04/14/05, 02:04 AM
There's this group of people in Oslo who call themselves the Heathen Society, and every day then stand on corners and shout "WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW!!" and shit.
FinchBulldog2
04/14/05, 02:05 AM
There's this group of people in Oslo who call themselves the Heathen Society, and every day then stand on corners and shout "WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW!!" and shit.
hahahaha
BustaNutz
04/14/05, 02:07 AM
It's more fun if you play a militant christian.
FinchBulldog2
04/14/05, 02:08 AM
Andy, I left you a usernote.

u too busta
Andy
04/14/05, 02:09 AM
There's this other dude here, that just walks around all day, and everytime he walks by someone he stops and ask if you believe in Jesus. Me and my friends have a competition about who can get the best answer.
"Yes, in fact, I have him hogtied in the back of my car" and "No, do you believe in the Easter Bunny?" are the best ones so far.