3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain

[SkaBum14]

Watched this recently and it was one of the finest pieces of cinematic art I've ever seen.

Highlights:

- Ernest and Loni Anderson as 2 main villains, take over amusement park to ransom owner..? arrive on jet skis
- Hulk Hogan with short hair as anorexic Dave Dragon, apparently on a short break from juicing
- None of the original kids - Colt has incredible rat-tail and lisp, Tum-Tum isn't fat
- Grandpa "poor man's Mr. Myagi" is mostly incoherent and appears on the verge of death
- and so much more!


Do yourself a favor and watch this.

[DaveFeelsRight]

holy christ. this fucking movie is on like everyday on starz or whatever. shit is soooooooooooooooooooooo bad.

[SkaBum14]

I assume you mean "bad" as in:

nCEsLHNT0Bc


in which case you would be correct.

[SLoT]

This movie is incredible. Especially when Dave Dragon arrives on the zip line and you can clearly tell it's not Hogan. Fuckin' amazing.

[DaveFeelsRight]

hahaha yes.


man, colt's ponytail with shaved sides was the best

[last light]

Hahahah incredible. I always found it hilarious how many different wigs Hulk has had in movies.

[SkaBum14]

"This Dave Dragon fellow....he's just an actor, but he could cause some problems...."

[DaveFeelsRight]

didnt one of the henchmen have a tattoo that said "big dawg" clearly written in pen?

sooooooo bad

[SkaBum14]

And all of the "terrorists" were awesome: Jamaican guy with rasta wig that you could probably buy at the amusement park, really fat guy, rednecks, dudes wearing Zubaz, etc.

[SkaBum14]

Hahaha, apparently Ug from Salute Your Shorts was in this. Now I have to see it again.

[last light]

Does Rocky still love Emily? Y/N?

[DaveFeelsRight]

hahaha my brother and sean say that shit all the time.


ROCKY LOVES EMILY! ROCKY LOVES EMILY!

[SkaBum14]

This is next up in line at some point:

http://www.filmsquish.com/guts/files/images/suburbancommando1.JPG

[DaveFeelsRight]

lollllllllll
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[SkaBum14]

Haha, that looks like a prelude to her at a battered women's shelter.

"You better make him believe you love me!!!"

[stop snitchin]

i like the air-punch handshake rocky and hogan exchanged

[eMart]

No Surf Ninjas, no care.
http://www.axelmusic.com/resources/covers/7/794043557125.jpg

[SkaBum14]

Thank you for your valued contribution.

[popdisaster00]

First 2 were fucking gold