anal beads

[poo-lay]

discuss......

[spansen]

in before the lock! hahaha

[Freeride]

reminds me of the scene from pineapple express

[GueroCanelo]

overrated

[4N6 science]

in before the lock.

[nkalldayyy]

what are anal beads? actually, i don't think i want anyone to answer that.
:unsure:

[caLLmEnOoNe]

lol wut?

[spansen]

what are anal beads? actually, i don't think i want anyone to answer that.
:unsure:
big plastic beads made for women to stick up their butt.

[nkalldayyy]

big plastic beads made for women to stick up their butt.
seriously? up their butt? why would someone put something UP their butt?
that is fucking disgusting.

[AP_Punk]

ban wah balls

[Kassie09]

Stuff like that is so weird and gross, ew.

[spansen]

seriously? up their butt? why would someone put something UP their butt?
that is fucking disgusting.

for women who like anal sex, probably.. but, why don't you buy a set and let us know how it goes?

[#WhiteFender#]

ewwwww

[SoCoSquid4]

what what, in the butt.

[Heart-A-Tact]

Kind of gross.

[nkalldayyy]

for women who like anal sex, probably.. but, why don't you buy a set and let us know how it goes?
it seems to me like you already have balls up your ass so why don't you tell me?

[caLLmEnOoNe]

what what, in the butt.
LOL

[spansen]

it seems to me like you already have balls up your ass so why don't you tell me?
that, ma'am, was uncalled for!

[nkalldayyy]

that, ma'am, was uncalled for!
you told me to stick something in my butt hole. that, my friend, is uncalled for!

[spansen]

well it's a product intended for women. you're a woman. :-|

[nkalldayyy]

well it's a product intended for women. you're a woman. :-|
things come out of my butt, they don't go in. so that makes me a lady, not a woman.

[spansen]

hahahaha fair enough.

i like you. ha

[AP_Punk]

things come out of my butt, they don't go in. so that makes me a lady, not a woman.

girls don't poop.

[nkalldayyy]

girls don't poop.
my dog poops... she's a girl.

[Danlol]

nah hes right, girls dont poop. you just walk into the toilet and wait for a while then flush so you dont seem weird, and can get some time away from us guys :nod:

[nkalldayyy]

nah hes right, girls dont poop. you just walk into the toilet and wait for a while then flush so you dont seem weird, and can get some time away from us guys :nod:
okay. i'll keep that in mind... next time i poop.

[Derekx]

Aren't they for stretching the hole...? At least that's what I heard.

[spansen]

fuck if i know.

[AP_Punk]

my dog poops... she's a girl.

liar!

[AP_Punk]

nah hes right, girls dont poop. you just walk into the toilet and wait for a while then flush so you dont seem weird, and can get some time away from us guys :nod:

exactly.

[nkalldayyy]

liar!
her name's sparkes and i'm pretty sure she has a peash. unless my vet has something against dog breeding and is trying to sabotage us. she ran away a couple months back, but i still have hope for her return :(

[spansen]

peash? weirdest name ever.

[nkalldayyy]

peash? weirdest name ever.
i don't like the "v" word. it's so clinical. peash is cute. it's what my grandmom called it. lol

[AP_Punk]

her name's sparkes and i'm pretty sure she has a peash. unless my vet has something against dog breeding and is trying to sabotage us. she ran away a couple months back, but i still have hope for her return :(

aw, sorry to hear that! same thing to happened to me with my old cat. never returned though. but i hope your dog comes back! or at least writes, letting you know it's ok. :pet:

[nkalldayyy]

aw, sorry to hear that! same thing to happened to me with my old cat. never returned though. but i hope your dog comes back! or at least writes, letting you know it's ok. :pet:
yeahh.. something's been pooping on my porch. i think she's trying to send me a message. i miss her. she was my bff, that dog.

[AP_Punk]

yeahh.. something's been pooping on my porch. i think she's trying to send me a message. i miss her. she was my bff, that dog.

my cat was my bff, too. i know how you feel! maybe the poop is trying to spell something out. look closer next time.

[nkalldayyy]

my cat was my bff, too. i know how you feel! maybe the poop is trying to spell something out. look closer next time.
maybe it is. she's a smart dog. i taught her how to stand up on her back legs and fist fight with me. she had this cute little bandanna.

[AP_Punk]

maybe it is. she's a smart dog. i taught her how to stand up on her back legs and fist fight with me. she had this cute little bandanna.

hahaha. awesome. she's prolly ok out there, fist fighting other animals.

[nkalldayyy]

hahaha. awesome. she's prolly ok out there, fist fighting other animals.
seriously she definitely is. i miss her so so much. i just hope that some lonely old couple found her, so she's making someone happy :' )

..as long as they didn't give her a gay name like gizmo or fluffy.

[thespearkid]

Chris! Save us!

In before the lock.

[nkalldayyy]

Chris! Save us!

In before the lock.
i don't need to know what that means.

[thespearkid]

i don't need to know what that means.
I'm imploring SuperChris (the moderator) to lock this thread.

[nkalldayyy]

I'm imploring SuperChris (the moderator) to lock this thread.
ohhhh i see. i seriously thought that meant something dirty hahhaha.

[AP_Punk]

seriously she definitely is. i miss her so so much. i just hope that some lonely old couple found her, so she's making someone happy :' )

..as long as they didn't give her a gay name like gizmo or fluffy.

:highfive:

haha. gizmo's an all right name. don't hate on it.

[nkalldayyy]

:highfive:

haha. gizmo's an all right name. don't hate on it.
haha yeah i actually don't mind it too much but i have 3 friends who named their dog's gizmo lol.
seriously, that's not even an exaggeration.

[AP_Punk]

haha yeah i actually don't mind it too much but i have 3 friends who named their dog's gizmo lol.
seriously, that's not even an exaggeration.

haha. i had a kitten who pretty much looked like gizmo in gremlins. it was definitely a fitting name. sorta sucks i had to give it away. he was a cool cat.

[nkalldayyy]

haha. i had a kitten who pretty much looked like gizmo in gremlins. it was definitely a fitting name. sorta sucks i had to give it away. he was a cool cat.
awww.. that's so sad...

i never had a cat until one day, little peanut showed up on my step. she was so cuddly and friendly, so since my moms allergic, my boyfriend took her in. she's so sweet, and she's not a stray, i think she was raised in a house which is really good.

i wanna get a dog from the spca. my house is so empty without one!

[.invisible ink.]

big plastic beads made for women to stick up their butt.

men stick them up their asses too. it's not just for women.

asses are so gross.

[Chris Fallon]

This is stupid.

Although, some of it is funny... so I'm leaving it be for now.

[firecrackaaa!]

Wow. This is rather disgusting.

[kaycey]

lol, now its funny :-d

[kaycey]

Wow. This is rather disgusting.
hey, you look good in the new profile pic ;-)

[firecrackaaa!]

hey, you look good in the new profile pic ;-)

Aww, thanks Keegan :-)

[HelpMeSleep]

reminds me of Made Of Honor. cute movie + McDreamy. I need to see it again.

[kaycey]

he was just fine, michelle monaghan on the other hand was perfect in every way. that scotman should have killed mcdreamy, i mean he clearly won.

[HelpMeSleep]

he was just fine, michelle monaghan on the other hand was perfect in every way. that scotman should have killed mcdreamy, i mean he clearly won.
but McDreamy's fucking McDreamy. and he's the cute little best friend. I don't even remember what the scot looked like, to be honest. I do remember his family was slightly intolerable though.

[kaycey]

but McDreamy's fucking McDreamy. and he's the cute little best friend. I don't even remember what the scot looked like, to be honest. I do remember his family was slightly intolerable though.
fine your right about the whole scot thing but michelle monaghan was more amazing than mcdreamy, she's just so simple and yet so beautiful.

[DaveZeroZero]

i don't like the "v" word. it's so clinical. peash is cute. it's what my grandmom called it. lol
Your grandma shouldn't've even known what a vajayay was, dammit.

Now, let us discuss ben wah balls.

[DaveZeroZero]

fine your right about the whole scot thing but michelle monaghan was more amazing than mcdreamy, she's just so simple and yet so beautiful.
*you're

[kaycey]

*you're
keep up your good work.:-p

[DaveZeroZero]

keep up your good work.:-p
Oh, I will, don't you worry.

[infamous_alias]

If this thread is going to stick around, it's going to need an 'official' in the title pronto.

[LoveHateHolly]

I have some! They feel great!

[riot_gurl]

big plastic beads made for women to stick up their butt.

FUCKING disgusting...

[DaveZeroZero]

FUCKING disgusting...
Don't knock it until you've tried it.

[riot_gurl]

Don't knock it until you've tried it.

u would know.

[argg_xo]

this thread reminds me of the scene in choke.

[thespearkid]

FUCKING disgusting...
You're not fun.

[apresnuledeluge]

big plastic beads made for women to stick up their butt.

Women?

[HelpMeSleep]

i don't like the "v" word. it's so clinical. peash is cute. it's what my grandmom called it. lol
oh my gosh. my best friend's family used to use that word when she was little. I'd never heard anyone else say it and I thought they made it up!!

fine your right about the whole scot thing but michelle monaghan was more amazing than mcdreamy, she's just so simple and yet so beautiful.
true. she is pretty. I just saw a preview for a movie she's in and I think it might have looked good but I really can't remember, and now it's gonna bother me.

[.invisible ink.]

reminds me of Made Of Honor. cute movie + McDreamy. I need to see it again.

anal beads remind you of Made of Honor? Maybe that's a movie that's worth seeing after all....

[4N6 science]

anal beads remind you of Made of Honor? Maybe that's a movie that's worth seeing after all....

What should I do with mine?

[.invisible ink.]

What should I do with mine?

your anal beads?

i think that's between you and your anus, to be quite honest.

[4N6 science]

your anal beads?

i think that's between you and your anus, to be quite honest.

Come on have a little fun with it.

[.invisible ink.]

Come on have a little fun with it.

if you're asking me to grab the few that are sticking out, i'm sorry, that's not in my contract.

[4N6 science]

if you're asking me to grab the few that are sticking out, i'm sorry, that's not in my contract.


Much better.

[mattmatumbo]

choke anybody?

[argg_xo]

choke anybody?
yess!! i mentioned that before and figured no one read the book or seen the movie in this thread!

[.invisible ink.]

yess!! i mentioned that before and figured no one read the book or seen the movie in this thread!

oh god, i read that book. you just reminded me of the pool, please excuse me while i go puke now.

[c_rob2700]

iiiiii hearrrdddd ANAL!

[argg_xo]

oh god, i read that book. you just reminded me of the pool, please excuse me while i go puke now.
hahaha! yes!!! a mental picture of that came to mind when i read anal beads. disgusting!

[kaycey]

choke anybody?
wtf? change you're avatar back right now!!!!!!

[mattmatumbo]

wtf? change you're avatar back right now!!!!!!

ok ok, im sorry!

[kaycey]

ok ok, im sorry!
:thumbup: :excited: :ok:

[eHaMpToN]

ban wah balls

ben wah balls

[.invisible ink.]

ben wah balls

i don't think those are meant for insertion in the ass, but i could be wrong seeing as i've never used them before.

[4N6 science]

i don't think those are meant for insertion in the ass, but i could be wrong seeing as i've never used them before.

Good morning!

[.invisible ink.]

Good morning!

why hello there!

are you still looking for someone to tug at your beads? because it's never too early to start discussing anal pleasuring.

[4N6 science]

why hello there!

are you still looking for someone to tug at your beads? because it's never too early to start discussing anal pleasuring.

I would only consider it only if one of the three girls listed would do it.

[.invisible ink.]

I would only consider it only if one of the three girls listed would do it.

3 girls listed where? i'm missing something.

[4N6 science]

3 girls listed where? i'm missing something.


They're listed in my mind. Can you guess them?

[.invisible ink.]

They're listed in my mind. Can you guess them?

me, chelsea, and barack obama (wearing a wig)

[4N6 science]

me, chelsea, and barack obama (wearing a wig)

The first two would be correct. If you can guess the last one I'll give you a prize because I don't think you'll get it.

[.invisible ink.]

The first two would be correct. If you can guess the last one I'll give you a prize because I don't think you'll get it.

virgin girl, or hello gorgeous.

what's my prize???

[4N6 science]

virgin girl, or hello gorgeous.

what's my prize???

wrong and wrong. Though I didn't think of Jen.

[.invisible ink.]

wrong and wrong. Though I didn't think of Jen.

i think i should get half a prize since i gave you another girl you'd like to have touch your anus.

[4N6 science]

i think i should get half a prize since i gave you another girl you'd like to have touch your anus.

I guess...I'll think of something. Let me know what you had i mind.

[.invisible ink.]

I guess...I'll think of something. Let me know what you had i mind.

what i had in mind? you were the one offering up prizes, now i have to think of what i'd like? hmmm.

[4N6 science]

what i had in mind? you were the one offering up prizes, now i have to think of what i'd like? hmmm.

Yeah I'm not good at choosing things. Let me know what you want and I"ll try and oblige.

[thespearkid]

This is still open?

[DaveZeroZero]

This is still open?
Yeah, Chris gave it a stay of execution.

[4N6 science]

Well its completely off topic I wouldn't expect it to be open much longer.

[DaveZeroZero]

all threads in here are off topic after you taint them.

[4N6 science]

Haha so true. That's my job I guess.

[DaveZeroZero]

Haha so true. That's my job I guess.
in the absence of Chelsea, yes.

[.invisible ink.]

all threads in here are off topic after you taint them.

there's been a huge amount of "tainting" going on in PL lately. Maybe all the offenders (including myself on occasion) should be wrangled into the chat thread and kept there as punishment for our offenses.

[iAMhollyood315]

reminds me of the scene from pineapple express

or bam margera flying a kite out of his ass with anal beads in Jackass 2.5 haha

[4N6 science]

there's been a huge amount of "tainting" going on in PL lately. Maybe all the offenders (including myself on occasion) should be wrangled into the chat thread and kept there as punishment for our offenses.

I know you're referring to me.

[.invisible ink.]

I know you're referring to me.

guilty conscience much? lol. actually i wasn't, if you look at the PostSecret thread, you'll see a huge amount of chat going on in there, that's what kind of pushed it over the line for me. That was such a great thread and it got really chatty. I know people can't help it, but i wish there was a better way to control it.

and goddamn, Razia's Shadow is fucking sick (i'm listening to it for the first time right now) See? i'm just as guilty of going off-topic. :shrug:

[4N6 science]

guilty conscience much? lol. actually i wasn't, if you look at the PostSecret thread, you'll see a huge amount of chat going on in there, that's what kind of pushed it over the line for me. That was such a great thread and it got really chatty. I know people can't help it, but i wish there was a better way to control it.

and goddamn, Razia's Shadow is fucking sick (i'm listening to it for the first time right now) See? i'm just as guilty of going off-topic. :shrug:

I see. I try and post a few times on topic and then I don't care. Then after a while I'll come back to the topic.

[DaveZeroZero]

so, anal beads, eh?

do they vary in size or is there just one standard size?

[Freeride]

guilty conscience much? lol. actually i wasn't, if you look at the PostSecret thread, you'll see a huge amount of chat going on in there, that's what kind of pushed it over the line for me. That was such a great thread and it got really chatty. I know people can't help it, but i wish there was a better way to control it.

and goddamn, Razia's Shadow is fucking sick (i'm listening to it for the first time right now) See? i'm just as guilty of going off-topic. :shrug:

haha finally got around to listening to it eh? i have listened to it over 100 times easy and still am far from sick of it.

[4N6 science]

I would assume that anal beeds come in different sizes. People have different thresholds.

[DaveZeroZero]

I would assume that anal beeds come in different sizes. People have different thresholds.
Thresholds don't matter if you push them hard enough.

[4N6 science]

Thresholds don't matter if you push them hard enough.

I have no idea. Things only come out of my butt.

[.invisible ink.]

I have no idea. Things only come out of my butt.

yeah, like the string of beads you were wanting someone to tug on the other day, hehehe.

[DaveZeroZero]

yeah, like the string of beads you were wanting someone to tug on the other day, hehehe.
could you use small anal beads to wrap around your christmas tree?

[.invisible ink.]

could you use small anal beads to wrap around your christmas tree?

perhaps? but if you could find lighted ones, that might be even more spectacular.

[DaveZeroZero]

perhaps? but if you could find lighted ones, that might be even more spectacular.
and they'd look great in your butt, too!

[.invisible ink.]

and they'd look great in your butt, too!

yours perhaps, but nothing is going near mine. ever.

[4N6 science]

yeah, like the string of beads you were wanting someone to tug on the other day, hehehe.

teehee!!! I know.

[DaveZeroZero]

yours perhaps, but nothing is going near mine. ever.
"but I poop from there!"

[thespearkid]

guilty conscience much? lol. actually i wasn't, if you look at the PostSecret thread, you'll see a huge amount of chat going on in there, that's what kind of pushed it over the line for me. That was such a great thread and it got really chatty. I know people can't help it, but i wish there was a better way to control it.

and goddamn, Razia's Shadow is fucking sick (i'm listening to it for the first time right now) See? i'm just as guilty of going off-topic. :shrug:
Yeah, I'm sort of irked about the postsecret thread too. However, I've got no problem with sending this thread off-topic, especially if the topic is Razia's Shadow.

[robat19]

could you use small anal beads to wrap around your christmas tree?
:-d