dick pills work

[lfdfforever]

so my brother says. i guess if you stop taking them though, it goes back to it's original size, bummer.

[kwsqd]

my gf says I don't need dick pills.

[kelevra]

my dick is 18 cm when erect, so im pretty happy with that.

[pilot_light_out]

those commericals are fucking annoying.

[lfdfforever]

never tired them but why not try to get up to an 18 inch punisher hahaha

[Willy McFurgle]

I found pills like that one time in my grandfather's pantry, i have to say it had me a lil in shock.

[lfdfforever]

I found pills like that one time in my grandfather's pantry, i have to say it had me a lil in shock. i would have thought viagra if anything

[pilot_light_out]

grandpa's are horny as hell

[Willy McFurgle]

i would have thought viagra if anything

I thought so too, but it was those pills for enlargement

[DaveZeroZero]

my gf says I don't need dick pills.
That's because she's too ashamed of being with you for you to have a big enough dick for her to actually feel.

[lfdfforever]

That's because she's too ashamed of being with you for you to have a big enough dick for her to actually feel. insult king

[4N6 science]

great thread.

Enzyte is the best btw.

[OldJersey]

http://www.calcompnutrition.com/assets/images/autogen/a_enzyte-man.jpg

[4N6 science]

haha

[kwsqd]

That's because she's too ashamed of being with you for you to have a big enough dick for her to actually feel.
Got me there.

[riot_gurl]

i know some one who takes Viagra. needless to say that it is NOW aproximately 2 inches! wat an accomplishment!

[remedyeli]

i know some one who takes Viagra. needless to say that it is NOW aproximately 2 inches! wat an accomplishment!

Sucks for him.
I never felt the need to take Viagra or any other kinds

[riot_gurl]

Sucks for him.
I never felt the need to take Viagra or any other kinds

yeah. he also uses a pump. he'll never get laid.

[rob_mylo]

yeah. he also uses a pump. he'll never get laid.

a pump? weird

[DaveZeroZero]

I'd pump that.

[riot_gurl]

I'd pump that.

um... yeah. that's... cool...

[DaveZeroZero]

um... yeah. that's... cool...
post some pics of yourself, you sexy little thing.

[rob_mylo]

you smoke cock. haha

[riot_gurl]

post some pics of yourself, you sexy little thing.

no. that's y i have a bf.

[Heart-A-Tact]

post some pics of yourself, you sexy little thing.

Ahahaha.

[riot_gurl]

i feel violated.

[rob_mylo]

i feel violated.

liar

[riot_gurl]

liar

u dont know that.

[thespearkid]

i feel violated.
Welcome to PL.

[DaveZeroZero]

i feel violated.
anally violated? By anal beads? Because that would be a delicious irony :lick:

[4N6 science]

i feel violated.

Welcome to PL.

This should be the official slogan for the PL.


Feeling Violated? Welcome to the PL.

[lfdfforever]

This should be the official slogan for the PL.


Feeling Violated? Welcome to the PL.i also support that slogan

[DaveZeroZero]

i also support that slogan
I second this motion.

[.invisible ink.]

never tired them but why not try to get up to an 18 inch punisher hahaha

because most girls will run screaming if they saw that thing coming at them?

[4N6 science]

because most girls will run screaming if they saw that thing coming at them?

You know you'd like the 18 inch penis..

[DaveZeroZero]

You know you'd like the 18 inch penis..
I think that it would be a terrible burden.

[.invisible ink.]

You know you'd like the 18 inch penis..

only if i can cut it off and use it to fight crime or play baseball.

those are the only good uses for something that size.

[4N6 science]

I think that it would be a terrible burden.

One you'll never have to worry about.

only if i can cut it off and use it to fight crime or play baseball.

those are the only good uses for something that size.

HAHAHAHA....I guess you don't need me anymore.

[.invisible ink.]

One you'll never have to worry about.



HAHAHAHA....I guess you don't need me anymore.

not if that's what you're packing. sorry. i'm glad we were able to figure this part out before the awkward scene in the bedroom played out.

[4N6 science]

not if that's what you're packing. sorry. i'm glad we were able to figure this part out before the awkward scene in the bedroom played out.

haha I wished that was my problem. Mine is (18/2)+6-8.5.

[.invisible ink.]

*gets out calculator* that's a little above average. not bad. i'm sure you don't cause any girls to go running. :)

[kaycey]

only if i can cut it off and use it to fight crime or play baseball.

those are the only good uses for something that size.
i lol'd

[lfdfforever]

crazy black peeps with their big dicks

[firecrackaaa!]

I'd pump that.

um... yeah. that's... cool...

post some pics of yourself, you sexy little thing.

no. that's y i have a bf.

i feel violated.

Hahahahaha.

This made me laugh. Ilu Dave.

[kaycey]

this thread is full of lolz.

[HelpMeSleep]

this thread takes me back to the good old days of those spam myspace comments about these pills that really work.

[fadedmemories]

nice thread

[kaycey]

nice thread
hey long time no see, how you doing?

[fadedmemories]

hey long time no see, how you doing?
Nothing much, just chilling on a saturday

[DaveZeroZero]

Hahahahaha.

This made me laugh. Ilu Dave.
<33

[lfdfforever]

my dick is a lethal weapon

[4N6 science]

I just took enzyte last night and my penis got to 10 inches!!! from 4 in. It was awesome.

[.invisible ink.]

I just took enzyte last night and my penis got to 10 inches!!! from 4 in. It was awesome.

so how'd that work out for you? did you get to scare any girls with the monster in your pants?

[4N6 science]

so how'd that work out for you? did you get to scare any girls with the monster in your pants?


Well the thing about that is. There were not girls at my place.

[.invisible ink.]

Well the thing about that is. There were not girls at my place.


ooh, this is getting interesting...

so, did you "bond" with the guys or something? hehehe

[DaveZeroZero]

ooh, this is getting interesting...

so, did you "bond" with the guys or something? hehehe
Hey, his penis got bigger, he didn't suddenly come across a lifetime supply of handcuffs!

[firecrackaaa!]

Hey, his penis got bigger, he didn't suddenly come across a lifetime supply of handcuffs!

I own handcuffs :-d

[.invisible ink.]

let's break down the facts here -

he went out of his way to get a larger penis when he was surrounded by no females...

you do the math.

[4N6 science]

ooh, this is getting interesting...

so, did you "bond" with the guys or something? hehehe

No...I don't know what you're talking about. I don't like you're insinuating things either.

[.invisible ink.]

apparently taking enzyte has the nasty side effect of removing your ability to take jokes. *sigh*

[4N6 science]

apparently taking enzyte has the nasty side effect of removing your ability to take jokes. *sigh*

LOL you can't take the joke!!

[DaveZeroZero]

I own handcuffs :-d
Ooh... :-d

let's break down the facts here -

he went out of his way to get a larger penis when he was surrounded by no females...

you do the math.
He had an epic wank?

[firecrackaaa!]

Ooh... :-d


He had an epic wank?

Caity and I bought them together ;-)

lol, that was a funny night.

[.invisible ink.]

He had an epic wank?

what a waste.

[DaveZeroZero]

Caity and I bought them together ;-)

lol, that was a funny night.
Do tell - I'm intrigued!

[firecrackaaa!]

Do tell - I'm intrigued!

My friend works at a grocery store and he is really super shy and Caity and I were pretty hyper so we went to the store he works at. We just kind of walked around and looked at stuff, but we (maybe it was just me, now that I think about it) were skipping around the aisles and stuff. Then we found the toy aisle and they had handcuffs but there was no price. So I found my friend and asked him how much they were but he didn't know so he had to call him manager over to ask how much the toy handcuffs were. He was so embarrassed. And then I proceeded to buy them, and only them, and all of the workers were giving us weird looks, because it was like 10 pm and Caity and I were buying handcuffs.

Mhm. :)

[DaveZeroZero]

My friend works at a grocery store and he is really super shy and Caity and I were pretty hyper so we went to the store he works at. We just kind of walked around and looked at stuff, but we (maybe it was just me, now that I think about it) were skipping around the aisles and stuff. Then we found the toy aisle and they had handcuffs but there was no price. So I found my friend and asked him how much they were but he didn't know so he had to call him manager over to ask how much the toy handcuffs were. He was so embarrassed. And then I proceeded to buy them, and only them, and all of the workers were giving us weird looks, because it was like 10 pm and Caity and I were buying handcuffs.

Mhm. :)
haha, sweet

but what did you do with them? ;-)

[firecrackaaa!]

haha, sweet

but what did you do with them? ;-)

Nothing so far. They're at my house in Orange County. I should probably move them when I go home before my father finds them.

[DaveZeroZero]

Nothing so far. They're at my house in Orange County. I should probably move them when I go home before my father finds them.
Good plan.
and by that you mean "prep them for use", right?

[firecrackaaa!]

Good plan.
and by that you mean "prep them for use", right?

How much prepping do they need?

I'll just leave them in my underwear drawer until you're here ;)

[DaveZeroZero]

How much prepping do they need?

I'll just leave them in my underwear drawer until you're here ;)
Good point.

[firecrackaaa!]

Good point.

Thought so.


I wouldn't really know how to prep them. I should probably find the key though, haha.
Caity handcuffed herself for no reason the night we bought them.

[DaveZeroZero]

Thought so.


I wouldn't really know how to prep them. I should probably find the key though, haha.
Caity handcuffed herself for no reason the night we bought them.
I think there was a reason, but you just didn't pick up on it.

[firecrackaaa!]

I think there was a reason, but you just didn't pick up on it.

Hahaha, no. We still ravished each other. Duh.

[DaveZeroZero]

Hahaha, no. We still ravished each other. Duh.
Oh, sweet.

[firecrackaaa!]

Oh, sweet.

Oh, it was.

[4N6 science]

What are you guys talking about?

[DaveZeroZero]

What are you guys talking about?
handcuffs.

[lfdfforever]

8 inches

[firecrackaaa!]

???

[HelpMeSleep]

8 inches
that's not that impressive.

[Freeride]

6.5cm yeah boiiiiii

[kaycey]

wtf

[.invisible ink.]

8 inches

that's perfect.

[4N6 science]

that's perfect.

I used the pills again!

[.invisible ink.]

I used the pills again!

why? wouldn't you want to save them for when you're actually hooking up with someone?

[4N6 science]

why? wouldn't you want to save them for when you're actually hooking up with someone?

In theory...

[kaycey]

Oh, it was.
i did it.
thank you.
:-p

[lfdfforever]

that's not that impressive. well

[4N6 science]

that's not that impressive.

What's more impressive than 8 inches?

[HelpMeSleep]

What's more impressive than 8 inches?
dunno. I just felt like saying that. :shrug:

[4N6 science]

dunno. I just felt like saying that. :shrug:

Oh ok, just wondering.

[HelpMeSleep]

Oh ok, just wondering.
who goes around bragging about the size of their dick randomly anyways?

[lfdfforever]

who goes around bragging about the size of their dick randomly anyways? me, the douche bag

[4N6 science]

who goes around bragging about the size of their dick randomly anyways?

I don't have a really big dick so I don't. It's just normal.

[firecrackaaa!]

i did it.
thank you.
:-p

You did what?

[robat19]

who goes around bragging about the size of their dick randomly anyways?
the guy on the first page who measured in cm. hes trying to make it sound huge.

[JJJ]

I like how on those stupid commercials, every "interview" on the street the guy has taken it randomly.

[spansen]

i just don't give a fuck.

[kaycey]

You did what?
24 hours.

[firecrackaaa!]

24 hours.

<33333 Yay Keegan! Do it again!

[kaycey]

<33333 Yay Keegan! Do it again!
i will but after some time:-)

[firecrackaaa!]

i will but after some time:-)

How about every other day? :-)

[kaycey]

How about every other day? :-)
i will, i will. i can't just leave without saying goodbye.

[firecrackaaa!]

i will, i will. i can't just leave without saying goodbye.

You and your goodbyes.

It's better for you without ittttttt.

[kaycey]

You and your goodbyes.

It's better for you without ittttttt.
lol.

[firecrackaaa!]

lol.

You know I'm right.

[kaycey]

You know I'm right.
:uhno:

[firecrackaaa!]

:uhno:

You knowwwwwww you are.

[kaycey]

You knowwwwwww you are.
yes, i know i'm right.

[firecrackaaa!]

yes, i know i'm right.

I meant you're better off without it. Hahaha.

[kaycey]

I meant you're better off without it. Hahaha.
swed

[firecrackaaa!]

What?

[kaycey]

smoke weed everyday....lol j/k.

[firecrackaaa!]

Ohhh, you. Sigh.

[TheSkyline]

i know some one who takes Viagra. needless to say that it is NOW aproximately 2 inches! wat an accomplishment!

yeah. he also uses a pump. he'll never get laid.

When did you stop being an annoying fake account?

no. that's y i have a bf.

i feel violated.

O nvm

[riot_gurl]

When did you stop being an annoying fake account?





O nvm

watever.

[lfdfforever]

oh yeah