Can she get pregnant if...

[Juturna25]

if i blew my load on her stomach (didn't have sex) but then like with a towel she wiped it off and then wiped her outter vagina or near it?

[superxero]

Yes. Consider life as you know it over.

[Juturna25]

Yes. Consider life as you know it over.

oh ok fuck my life then haha

[kaycey]

don't ask questions, you don't want answers to.

[kaycey]

oh and congratulations!!!!!
:party:
what will you name it ?

[Juturna25]

wolfgang

[DaveZeroZero]

wolfgang
that's badass.

[LV03]

you'll be fine

[DaveZeroZero]

you'll be fine
the question is: will the kid he abandons be fine?

[spansen]

there's a good chance.

[pilot_light_out]

im pretty sure the sperm has to be way up inside of her right? chill the fuck out

[tomakebelieve]

Start saving up for diapers. You're fucked.

[4N6 science]

Sperm can seep through the skin and directly into the vagina.

[DaveZeroZero]

Sperm can seep throw the skin and directly into the vagina.
*through

[4N6 science]

*through

Fuck..I don't know where my mind is at.

[DaveZeroZero]

Fuck..I don't know where my mind is at.
Well, mine's in the gutter.

[4N6 science]

Well, mine's in the gutter.

Yeah we all know that.

[Heart-A-Tact]

Even if you blow your load on her face, it will always find it's way to the vagina. Always.

[4N6 science]

Even if you blow your load on her face, it will always find it's way to the vagina. Always.

QFT

That's an absolute scientific fact.

[DaveZeroZero]

Even if you blow your load on her face, it will always find it's way to the vagina. Always.
They're magical.

[DaveZeroZero]

QFT

That's an absolutepunk scientific fact.
fixed.

[Heart-A-Tact]

QFT

That's an absolute scientific fact.

It is. It's the reason why I have 11 illegitimate children spread across the Earth.

[4N6 science]

fixed.

Much better. :-)

It is. It's the reason why I have 11 illegitimate children spread across the Earth.

Haha...Yeah I got about 23.5.

[Heart-A-Tact]

Much better. :-)



Haha...Yeah I got about 23.5.

Poor kids.

[SLoT]

See, this is why you only fuck chicks that are already pregnant with someone elses child. Don't ever risk it. Ever.

[chrisstahl]

Well, mine's in the gutter.

you are on a roll my friend.

[riot_gurl]

Sperm can seep through the skin and directly into the vagina.

oh shit. ur screwed. literally.

[Kassie09]

It is possible but the chances are like less than one percent! Maybe it'll be a miracle. I hope its a girl.

[4N6 science]

oh shit. ur screwed. literally.

Yes. The only way to prevent this is to wear a full body condom, like the one seen in the Naked Gun movie.

[riot_gurl]

Yes. The only way to prevent this is to wear a full body condom, like the one seen in the Naked Gun movie.

lol. kick ass movie.

[4N6 science]

Yeah that was a great movie.

[fadedmemories]

THESE:
Even if you blow your load on her face, it will always find it's way to the vagina. Always.

See, this is why you only fuck chicks that are already pregnant with someone elses child. Don't ever risk it. Ever.

Yes. The only way to prevent this is to wear a full body condom, like the one seen in the Naked Gun movie.

[HelpMeSleep]

lol@ this thread. and lol@ the OP and his life especially.

[sweetforever]

:eyebrow: What?

[argg_xo]

lol@ this thread. and lol@ the OP and his life especially.
major lulz! i was thinking the same thing.

[alltimehoe93]

lol@ this thread. and lol@ the OP and his life especially.
hahhaha yes i was thinking the same
sorry man sounds like you're screwed. or just worrying for nothing. either way, the guys in this thread are glad they're not you :]

[bigblue2015]

While we're at it, Happy NOT-A-Father's Day to everyone in this thread...except the OP, he's got about 9 months left.

[DaveZeroZero]

happy not-a-father's day to me!

[bigblue2015]

happy not-a-father's day to me!

It's 2 AM, and the only thing you're nursing is a Scotch.

[DaveZeroZero]

It's 2 AM, and the only thing you're nursing is a Scotch.
Damn straight. I've got an unopened bottle of the stuff in my cupboard which must be at least 40 years old. I'm going to crack it open on my birthday.

[bigblue2015]

Damn straight. I've got an unopened bottle of the stuff in my cupboard which must be at least 40 years old. I'm going to crack it open on my birthday.


May I suggest you open it from the top, cracking it open will most likely scatter the contents all over rendering you unable to drink it.

[DaveZeroZero]

May I suggest you open it from the top, cracking it open will most likely scatter the contents all over rendering you unable to drink it.
True, but it's so much less badass.

[Sventhegreat]

don't ask questions, you don't want answers to.

Absolutely love this post.

[pilot_light_out]

hmmm

[Freeride]

Damn straight. I've got an unopened bottle of the stuff in my cupboard which must be at least 40 years old. I'm going to crack it open on my birthday.

ugh, never wanna drink scotch again, I drank a whole 1.25 litre bottle of homebrewed scotch once and can hardly remember anything from that night but I remember seeing Hancock at the movies the next day and was almost 100% sure that the people infront of me were gonna be covered in puke, somehow I didnt though. Now even the smell of scotch makes me feel sick, probably the stupidest thing I have ever done.

oh and your good at drinking scotch!

[immorehxcthanu]

Sperm dies once it touches air.

[.invisible ink.]

Sperm dies once it touches air.


it takes a little bit of time for it to die out in air, but the chances of getting someone pregnant from what the OP did, well, he's gotta have extremely powerful little spermies to be able to swim from outside to in her and then find the egg. that shit ain't happenin.

[fulltiltxb00gie]

Sperm dies once it touches air.
i'm pretty sure it takes a little time before it dies. we had a fun discussion once in seventh grade health.

[.invisible ink.]

jinx.

[Apoc]

What are you doing blowing loads on her stomach anyway?

Gotta make her eat your babies for the win

[fulltiltxb00gie]

does that mean i owe you a soda?

[.invisible ink.]

i think so, lol. i think i'm supposed to say your name before you can speak though - fulltiltxb00gie!

[calmly haven't]

sperm does not fn die once it touches air. if the sperm does not get in the vagina but near that area it can still move into it and the girl can still get pregnant. she can also take the morning after pill...

[fulltiltxb00gie]

ahah thanks! =)

[4N6 science]

sperm does not fn die once it touches air. if the sperm does not get in the vagina but near that area it can still move into it and the girl can still get pregnant. she can also take the morning after pill...

This is very true.


QFT

[the secret wars]

While we're at it, Happy NOT-A-Father's Day to everyone in this thread...except the OP, he's got about 9 months left.

LMAO.

[SgtFumunda]

Although we've clearly established that the female in question is with child, I beseech you to use the age old AP.net Standard Theory of Safe Sex - anal - next time.

[HelpMeSleep]

major lulz! i was thinking the same thing.
ap bff's think alike!

hahhaha yes i was thinking the same
sorry man sounds like you're screwed. or just worrying for nothing. either way, the guys in this thread are glad they're not you :]
hahaha. awesome. it's a winning thought. the fact that he made this thread means he's screwed as far as I'm concerned.

While we're at it, Happy NOT-A-Father's Day to everyone in this thread...except the OP, he's got about 9 months left.
anddd rob ftw. do I still get a happy NOT-a-father's day if I'm a girl?

jinx.
it's so weird seeing you without your marvelous 3 avatar!!

[Heart-A-Tact]

it takes a little bit of time for it to die out in air, but the chances of getting someone pregnant from what the OP did, well, he's gotta have extremely powerful little spermies to be able to swim from outside to in her and then find the egg. that shit ain't happenin.

Oh so wise.

[4N6 science]

Oh so wise.

I hope you're not poking fun at her age.

[Heart-A-Tact]

I hope you're not poking fun at her age.

Of course not!

[samsara]

plan b

[4N6 science]

Of course not!

lol ok just checking.

[infamous_alias]

Sperm dies once it touches air.

I cannot believe how uniformed people are when it come to the fundamentals of human sexuality. Sperm dies very quickly after it's completely dried up, not when it touches air. If the ejaculate is kept warm and moist, it can last at most five days outside the body (that includes inside the vagina).

People don't watch enough Sue Johanson haha....

[Juturna25]

oh wellllll hahaa

[Juturna25]

so update: she took the morning after pill, but she also said that she used the part of the towel that was dry. i don't know. i'm prolly over thinking this shit.

[immorehxcthanu]

I cannot believe how uniformed people are when it come to the fundamentals of human sexuality. Sperm dies very quickly after it's completely dried up, not when it touches air. If the ejaculate is kept warm and moist, it can last at most five days outside the body (that includes inside the vagina).

People don't watch enough Sue Johanson haha....

Wow, I had a counselor tell me that when I was younger so I always kinda assumed it was true. Guess that's good to know.

[bigblue2015]

ap bff's think alike!


hahaha. awesome. it's a winning thought. the fact that he made this thread means he's screwed as far as I'm concerned.


anddd rob ftw. do I still get a happy NOT-a-father's day if I'm a girl?


it's so weird seeing you without your marvelous 3 avatar!!


Haha of course you do....because technically you'll never be a father.

[HelpMeSleep]

Haha of course you do....because technically you'll never be a father.
haha. awesomeee. I'm celebrating then! :dance:

[infamous_alias]

so update: she took the morning after pill, but she also said that she used the part of the towel that was dry. i don't know. i'm prolly over thinking this shit.

That's part of having sex at 18, you freak out about everything haha...Sounds like your lady-friend was careful though, so don't worry about it too much. At the same time don't completely discount the possibility. You had every right to be a little concerned, and if I can hammer in a piece of heartfelt advice - don't ever get complacent about sexin' it up.

Wow, I had a counselor tell me that when I was younger so I always kinda assumed it was true. Guess that's good to know.

Exactly! It's not even your fault you didn't know! Too many people don't know this stuff, that's why there is a ridiculous amount of erroneous information out there. People spread what they think they know, whether it's right or not - and people believe it because they don't know where else to get their information. It's horribly fucking sad, and I'm not claiming to know everything myself either...

[Juturna25]

[quote=infamous_alias;27102212]That's part of having sex at 18, you freak out about everything haha...Sounds like your lady-friend was careful though, so don't worry about it too much. At the same time don't completely discount the possibility. You had every right to be a little concerned, and if I can hammer in a piece of heartfelt advice - don't ever get complacent about sexin' it up.



yeah. i don't know I have so much going on in my life right now that a baby would just like be so not needed.

[DaveZeroZero]

ugh, never wanna drink scotch again, I drank a whole 1.25 litre bottle of homebrewed scotch once and can hardly remember anything from that night but I remember seeing Hancock at the movies the next day and was almost 100% sure that the people infront of me were gonna be covered in puke, somehow I didnt though. Now even the smell of scotch makes me feel sick, probably the stupidest thing I have ever done.

oh and your good at drinking scotch!
I love scotch; scotch scotch scotch.

http://www.lomblad.net/rob/archives/blogimages/anchorman.jpg

[.invisible ink.]

it's so weird seeing you without your marvelous 3 avatar!!

it'll probably come back eventually. right now i needed this change, if that makes any sense.

[fadedmemories]

I love scotch; scotch scotch scotch.

http://www.lomblad.net/rob/archives/blogimages/anchorman.jpg
:thumbup:

[HelpMeSleep]

it'll probably come back eventually. right now i needed this change, if that makes any sense.
yep, that makes sense. who's your new avatar of?

[.invisible ink.]

yep, that makes sense. who's your new avatar of?

diane and bob (from drugstore cowboy).

[anamericangod]

Why the fuck is she wiping her vagina with a cum rag?

[kaycey]

Absolutely love this post.
thank you :-)

[kaycey]

it'll probably come back eventually. right now i needed this change, if that makes any sense.
perfect sense.

[blackbirdy]

Glad to see sex education classes doing their job...:rolleyes:

[kemichels]

http://www.mediabistro.com/agencyspy/original/durex.jpg

[Juturna25]

Why the fuck is she wiping her vagina with a cum rag?


it was like a big bath towel and i guess maybe she thought that part was clean.

[bigblue2015]

Common mistake really. Not a day goes by where I don't pick up a towel covered in jizz thinking that it's clean.

[alltimehoe93]

hahaha. awesome. it's a winning thought. the fact that he made this thread means he's screwed as far as I'm concerned.

anddd rob ftw. do I still get a happy NOT-a-father's day if I'm a girl?

lol. i feel kind of badly because all the guys in this thread are like 'whip out the scotch! i am NOT your baby's daddy!' which, to be honest, i'd saying too however im kind of a chick and feel bad for the guy who posted.
lol i was wondering that too because everyone except the person who posted and the girl involved should be in a celebratory mood.

[thespearkid]

Common mistake really. Not a day goes by where I don't pick up a towel covered in jizz thinking that it's clean.
My roommate did that once.

[llwilliamsll]

Pics?

[bigblue2015]

My roommate did that once.

Hahaha seriously?

[thespearkid]

Hahaha seriously?
Mhm. He walked into the room and noticed some spilled juice on the floor and picked up a towel that I had just finished using about ten minutes before. I didn't have to heart to tell him (plus, this happened the first week of school and I didn't want to make a bad impression).

[thespearkid]

yeah. i don't know I have so much going on in my life right now that a baby would just like be so not needed.
Honest to blog?

[bigblue2015]

Mhm. He walked into the room and noticed some spilled juice on the floor and picked up a towel that I had just finished using about ten minutes before. I didn't have to heart to tell him (plus, this happened the first week of school and I didn't want to make a bad impression).

Haha oh man that's rough, but at least he used the towel to clean the floor and not his face or any other parts of his body.

[INhopewefail]

Was she on her back or standing up?

[DaveZeroZero]

Was she on her back or standing up?
They were doing the Italian Chandelier.

[dropdead_julia]

you're fucked, abort it

[bigblue2015]

http://www.geocities.com/CapeCanaveral/Hangar/9178/images/button_abort1.jpg

[AP_Punk]

i'll have it if you don't want it.

[Greg]

well in Scrubs JD got Kim preggo by "friendly fire". so obviously you could get her pregnant by this too. Scrubs is a serious medical show.

[bigblue2015]

well in Scrubs JD got Kim preggo by "friendly fire". so obviously you could get her pregnant by this too. Scrubs is a serious medical show.


Haha if it happens in Scrubs, it has to be true.

[Greg]

Haha if it happens in Scrubs, it has to be true.
i mean that's what i'm saying...

for those of you who dont know what we're talking about...

omxfydYlLoM

in conclusion... the OP is gonna be a daddy!

[bigblue2015]

I can't wait until Scrubs comes back...

[argg_xo]

yes, it is completely true. the next nine months will fly by and after that, you're life will be over. congrats!

[Greg]

I can't wait until Scrubs comes back...
JAN 6th!!!!!! i am hoping for a nice strong ending season.

[argg_xo]

zoom zoom zoom.

[DaveZeroZero]

zoom zoom zoom.
:zoom:

[Sargent Sausage]

shes not gonna get pregnant. your fine bro. dont listen to all these fucking cunts

[DaveZeroZero]

shes not gonna get pregnant. your fine bro. dont listen to all these fucking cunts
*you're

[Juturna25]

you're fucked, abort it


you're pretty cute. let's cyber.

[dropdead_julia]

naaaaaaaahhhh

[twilightkiss]

Sperm can seep through the skin and directly into the vagina.

dude, if thats possible then how come I don't have 7 kids?
Somebody fucked with your brain when they told you this bullshit.

[updownleftright]

is this the OP?

kE11tVeczS0

[morgan_w]

Haha the replies to this thread are hilarious, you guys are crazy :P

[Greg]

is this the OP?

kE11tVeczS0
that was awesome!

[kaycey]

Haha the replies to this thread are hilarious, you guys are crazy :P
we're also serious. NOT:-)

[Juturna25]

Haha the replies to this thread are hilarious, you guys are crazy :P


you're cute too. me you and dropdead julia = threesome


amiright??!1

[morgan_w]

you're cute too. me you and dropdead julia = threesome


amiright??!1

haha meeeyyybeee <3

[AP_Punk]

haha meeeyyybeee <3

http://www.absolutepunk.net/customavatars/avatar534592_1.gif

[kaycey]

lol

[Heart-A-Tact]

dude, if thats possible then how come I don't have 7 kids?
Somebody fucked with your brain when they told you this bullshit.

Hahahahahaha

[jagermeister]

http://www.absolutepunk.net/customavatars/avatar534592_1.gif

would not.

[AP_Punk]

would not.

tsk, tsk, tsk

[Juturna25]

haha meeeyyybeee <3


:wave::ok::thumbup:

[kaycey]

would not.
would too.

[Charles777]

This is interesting

[Machu505]

Name it Woodrow or gtfo.

[4N6 science]

dude, if thats possible then how come I don't have 7 kids?
Somebody fucked with your brain when they told you this bullshit.

I can't understand why you would even believe that. I made that up. ;-)

[twilightkiss]

she can only get pregnant if your still in her pussy when you blow your load.
commmon knowledge dude.

[MarsEatWorld]

is this the OP?

kE11tVeczS0
omgomgomg
i love their names :D

[MarsEatWorld]

http://www.mediabistro.com/agencyspy/original/durex.jpg
hahahahahahahaha

[acfrue]

if i blew my load on her stomach (didn't have sex) but then like with a towel she wiped it off and then wiped her outter vagina or near it?

yes, to reference "scrubs", as long as there is an "airstrike" on the surrounding villages, it can happen

[Miss Heartcore]

don't ask questions, you don't want answers to.
Sperm can seep through the skin and directly into the vagina.
Even if you blow your load on her face, it will always find it's way to the vagina. Always.
Lollllllll

Still good humor around here.

[4N6 science]

Lollllllll

Still good humor around here.

yeah there's still hope for the PL.

[Miss Heartcore]

yeah there's still hope for the PL.
Sup Jon?

[4N6 science]

Sup Jon?

Not too much just watching South Park and posting a bit.