Happy birthday Mary! (lovely864md)

[alice+interiors]

I know there has got to be some old school PL regulars who can be here for this.

<3

[popdisaster00]

Happy bday

[DaveZeroZero]

*there have

I thought it was her birthday tomorrow, along with yours?

[alice+interiors]

Isn't it 'has'? Weird, if I say both out loud they both sound alright.

Just mine tomorrow, she is definitely today.

[DaveZeroZero]

Isn't it 'has'? Weird, if I say both out loud they both sound alright.

Just mine tomorrow, she is definitely today.
I thought you shared a birthday :shrug:

It would be "has" had you put "some/an old-school PL regular" instead of having "some old-school PL regulars". The plural means that it has to be "have".

Anyway, happy birthday to Mary!

[kwsqd]

Happy Birthday!

Matt beat me to this.

[alice+interiors]

Happy Birthday!

Matt beat me to this.
Win.

Your name kinda suits bold.

[pilot_light_out]

scorpio rule

[bung]

http://www.norulak.com/Scorpio.gif

Scorpios ftw!

[kwsqd]

Win.

Your name kinda suits bold.
More of a fail on my part!

Yes it does!

[DaveZeroZero]

Mary's only a year away from legality! Rejoice!

[4N6 science]

Happy Birthday Mary!

17 shots tonight?

[DaveZeroZero]

Happy Birthday Mary!

17 shots tonight?
17 shots of semen!

[4N6 science]

17 shots of semen!

Of course. That's a LOT of swallowing for Mary tonight.

[DaveZeroZero]

Of course. That's a LOT of swallowing for Mary tonight.
it'll all go to her breasts, it's fine.

[4N6 science]

it'll all go to her breasts, it's fine.

Haha...oh Dave just one step too far.

[TSLROCKS]

Happy Birthday!

[kwsqd]

Haha...oh Dave just one step to far.
too*

[4N6 science]

too*

FUCK...everyone is just correcting me today.

[kwsqd]

FUCK...everyone is just correcting me today.
I'll delete that post if you want to fix it!

[DaveZeroZero]

too*
:highfive:

[4N6 science]

I'll delete that post if you want to fix it!

haha it's ok. I just took a pretty hard test and I'm trying to finish reading two chapters before my class at 5.

[DaveZeroZero]

haha it's ok. I just took a pretty hard test and I'm trying to finish reading two chapters before my class at 5.
yeah, yeah.

[4N6 science]

yeah, yeah.

Just wait till you get to college. Then your little fantasy world will be ripped apart.

[Heart-A-Tact]

Just wait till you get to college. Then your little fantasy world will be ripped apart.

*your

Edit: Shit, late. Ahaha.

[4N6 science]

*your

Edit: Shit, late. Ahaha.

Yeah I saw the mistake right after I posted and changed it really quick. You almost got me!

[DaveZeroZero]

Just wait till you get to college. Then your little fantasy world will be ripped apart.
:bluesad:

[Heart-A-Tact]

Also, happy birthday to you, Mary.

[4N6 science]

:bluesad:

So enjoy life and your freedom now.

[Kassie09]

I have alreadyy told her happy birthday but HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYYYY!!!

[lovely864md]

Who is this bitch?

[4N6 science]

Hahahaha

[alice+interiors]

Who is this bitch?
Shut up and celebrate! Haha. What are you doing for it?

[lovely864md]

scorpio rule
http://www.norulak.com/Scorpio.gif

Scorpios ftw!

Woot woot!! The M with the scorpion tail thing is sick looking too.

Thanksss everyone.

[4N6 science]

What are you doing for your Birthday?

[thespearkid]

Happy birthday!

[lovely864md]

Shut up and celebrate! Haha. What are you doing for it?

Well I had meetings for two different clubs already and have a driver's ed lecture tonight so I celebrated yesterday, I just hung out with gay best friend all day and ate pizza and cake. And I'm going to see Shiny Toy Guns Friday night and Twilight Saturday, both paid for by my friends.

[DaveZeroZero]

What are you doing for your Birthday?
The question is not what, but whom.

[Smash Adams]

'm going to see Shiny Toy Guns Friday night and Twilight Saturday.
That's torture not a present

happy birthday

[4N6 science]

Teenage Vampires FTW!

NOT!

[Kassie09]

Mary thirsts for blood so she watches Twilight and gets turned on when Edward drinks blood.

[alice+interiors]

Well I had meetings for two different clubs already and have a driver's ed lecture tonight so I celebrated yesterday, I just hung out with gay best friend all day and ate pizza and cake. And I'm going to see Shiny Toy Guns Friday night and Twilight Saturday, both paid for by my friends.
Awesome, sounds great. I saw Shiny Toy Guns and they are solid live, really.
How was Portugal. The Man in the end, as well? We need to catch up properly, AIM is unhelpful to me.

[4N6 science]

Oh I bet she does. She would be into something kinky like that.

[checkered.stars]

Happy birthday, Mary!!!!

[lovely864md]

That's torture not a present

happy birthday

Shiny Toy Guns is an attempt to find the hiding scene kids in my town. And Robert Pattinson has the most marvelous hair I've ever seen.

Teenage Vampires FTW!

NOT!

Hahaha I love vampires in general! Not just the romance teen book thing.

[Smash Adams]

Mary thirsts for blood so she watches Twilight and gets turned on when Edward drinks blood.
who doesn't?
Shiny Toy Guns is an attempt to find the hiding scene kids in my town. And Robert Pattinson has the most marvelous hair I've ever seen.



Hahaha I love vampires in general! Not just the romance teen book thing.
you could just play the Twilight soundtrack to find the scene kids
you look like a vampire

[4N6 science]

Hahaha I love vampires in general! Not just the romance teen book thing.

That's weird.

Read my previous post.

[lovely864md]

Mary thirsts for blood so she watches Twilight and gets turned on when Edward drinks blood.

Mmm, I sit there and drink red Kool-Aid and concentrate real hard.

Awesome, sounds great. I saw Shiny Toy Guns and they are solid live, really.
How was Portugal. The Man in the end, as well? We need to catch up properly, AIM is unhelpful to me.

Ooo really? That's a plus.

I wasn't allowed to go :-( My friends met them and everything.

Oh I bet she does. She would be into something kinky like that.

Close your eyes.

Happy birthday, Mary!!!!

Thanks! Long time no see.

[4N6 science]

Close your eyes.

No way...

[lovely864md]

who doesn't?

you could just play the Twilight soundtrack to find the scene kids
you look like a vampire

I swear my town doesn't have them.

How is that exactly?

That's weird.

Read my previous post.

No one ever gets how dorky I really am.

[kwsqd]

lol @ this thread

[lovely864md]

lol @ this thread

:-(

[Smash Adams]

I swear my town doesn't have them.

How is that exactly?



No one ever gets how dorky I really am.
you're the only one
pale skin/being allergic to sunlight

[alice+interiors]

Mmm, I sit there and drink red Kool-Aid and concentrate real hard.



Ooo really? That's a plus.

I wasn't allowed to go :-( My friends met them and everything.



Close your eyes.



Thanks! Long time no see.
How come? :-(

[4N6 science]

No one ever gets how dorky I really am.

Yeah I never realized this. I thought you were a really really cool person and now you say you like vampires?!

[kwsqd]

:-(
:wave:

[lovely864md]

you're the only one
pale skin/being allergic to sunlight

It's like the Twilight Zone.

I take offense to that. I have the ability to tan.

How come? :-(

I'm a bad daughter. Hahahaha. Oh well, they seem to come here a decent amount, I'll catch them next time.

Yeah I never realized this. I thought you were a really really cool person and now you say you like vampires?!

Outcast!

:wave:

:trout:

[4N6 science]

Outcast!

It's ok. We all still love you here and will accept you.

[Smash Adams]

It's like the Twilight Zone.

I take offense to that. I have the ability to tan.
the only scary thing is your face
a denial, a denial, a denial. a denial

[Kassie09]

I'm getting mary a frozen banana for her birthday. Right Mary?

[alice+interiors]

It's like the Twilight Zone.

I take offense to that. I have the ability to tan.



I'm a bad daughter. Hahahaha. Oh well, they seem to come here a decent amount, I'll catch them next time.



Outcast!



:trout:
They will break up now you've said that and I've never seen them. Cheers. M-(

[tm decomposer]

kik

[lovely864md]

It's ok. We all still love you here and will accept you.

Awwww. Is this my intervention?

the only scary thing is your face
a denial, a denial, a denial. a denial

Fine, everything Ian says is true. Everything ever.

I'm getting mary a frozen banana for her birthday. Right Mary?

Not if you've been alone with it.

MAKE THE FUCKING BANNER BITCH

[Kassie09]

Awwww. Is this my intervention?



Fine, everything Ian says is true. Everything ever.



Not if you've been alone with it.

MAKE THE FUCKING BANNER BITCH

So much work
post me the cutting out the emo thing im too lazy to get it

[lovely864md]

They will break up now you've said that and I've never seen them. Cheers. M-(

Well...move here! They come here!

kik

Eh?

[alice+interiors]

Well...move here! They come here!



Eh?
But.. I like the South Coast.

[Smash Adams]

Awwww. Is this my intervention?



Fine, everything Ian says is true. Everything ever.



Not if you've been alone with it.

MAKE THE FUCKING BANNER BITCH
didn't I say "I love you" once, the lie detector test determined that that was a lie

[4N6 science]

Awwww. Is this my intervention?

That can be arranged if needs be.

[lovely864md]

But.. I like the South Coast.

We all have to make sacrifices. I live by a lake. It's all good.

didn't I say "I love you" once, the lie detector test determined that that was a lie

Shhhh. Remember that time when you were nice?

That can be arranged if needs be.

Alright well put it off for a bit! I've got things to do.

[lovely864md]

Here, cunt. (http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?p=9172632#post917263 2)

[Smash Adams]

We all have to make sacrifices. I live by a lake. It's all good.



Shhhh. Remember that time when you were nice?



Alright well put it off for a bit! I've got things to do.

I was lying then too


confession time
http://www.newstoob.com/media/images/2007/March/punkd.jpg

[lovely864md]

I was lying then too


confession time
http://www.newstoob.com/media/images/2007/March/punkd.jpg

:sadangel:

This is the worst birthday ever.

[alice+interiors]

We all have to make sacrifices. I live by a lake. It's all good.



Shhhh. Remember that time when you were nice?



Alright well put it off for a bit! I've got things to do.
Lake =/= the coast. Do you have a forest? Probably not.

[Smash Adams]

:sadangel:

This is the worst birthday ever.

Ashton was supposed to say I was kidding about hating you, bad Ashton bad

[Kassie09]

Okay mary i am working on it. i accidentally bumped that thread, loll

[lovely864md]

Lake =/= the coast. Do you have a forest? Probably not.

Western New York, home to trees, lakes, and wine. We got it all!

[alice+interiors]

Western New York, home to trees, lakes, and wine. We got it all!
Sigh, but it just isn't the same.

[lovely864md]

Ashton was supposed to say I was kidding about hating you, bad Ashton bad

Oh dang, guess I'll have to reprimand him very sternly...

Okay mary i am working on it. i accidentally bumped that thread, loll

Dumb bitch.

Hahaha that's like the first week or so of our thread jacking by the way. Last April. PL history!

[lovely864md]

Sigh, but it just isn't the same.

Fine, see if I care.

I am 3 years your elder.

[Smash Adams]

Oh dang, guess I'll have to reprimand him very sternly...
He's been a bad boy eh? you're gonna spank him? both of you would like that yeah yeah ersher got the voice to make your bootie go :appl:

[Kassie09]

Omg history!

im facebook stalking the shit out of you to find a picture I can put the hat on! jsyk

[alice+interiors]

Fine, see if I care.

I am 3 years your elder.
*2 years and a day. See if I care when I overtake you.

[kwsqd]

I wish I had those lolkassies still

[lovely864md]

He's been a bad boy eh? you're gonna spank him? both of you would like that yeah yeah ersher got the voice to make your bootie go :appl:

I said none of those things. I said stern.

Omg history!

im facebook stalking the shit out of you to find a picture I can put the hat on! jsyk

Reflect please. Gaze.

Hahahahahaha I'm terrifired which one you will use.

*2 years and a day. See if I care when I overtake you.

You are going to overtake me in age? How do you expect to manage that?

[Kassie09]

holy shit you have a ton of pictures.

[kwsqd]

yeah

[lovely864md]

holy shit you have a ton of pictures.

I get tagged a lot.

Amy has like 2000 or something ridiculous like that.

[Smash Adams]

I said none of those things. I said stern.



Reflect please. Gaze.

Hahahahahaha I'm terrifired which one you will use.



You are going to overtake me in age? How do you expect to manage that?
since when do women every say exactly what they mean? whatever Avril says y'all are the complicated ones

[lovely864md]

since when do women every say exactly what they mean? whatever Avril says y'all are the complicated ones

Hahahahaha, I won tickets on the radio to see her.

[Smash Adams]

Hahahahaha, I won tickets on the radio to see her.

my sisters saw her twice haha, once at a radio show and once at an actual concert with simple plan and GOB

[lovely864md]

my sisters saw her twice haha, once at a radio show and once at an actual concert with simple plan and GOB

I didn't go (this was like 6 months ago) but a few of my friends did and the arena was embarrassingly empty, they have a ton of pictures of all the empty seats.

[alice+interiors]

I said none of those things. I said stern.



Reflect please. Gaze.

Hahahahahaha I'm terrifired which one you will use.



You are going to overtake me in age? How do you expect to manage that?
I have my methods.

[Smash Adams]

I didn't go (this was like 6 months ago) but a few of my friends did and the arena was embarrassingly empty, they have a ton of pictures of all the empty seats.
That would be why the radio station had a shitload of tickets to get rid of

[lovely864md]

I have my methods.

It didn't work in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire and it won't work in this situation either!

That would be why the radio station had a shitload of tickets to get rid of

Shhhh. No. I am brilliant at being caller number 8.

[Smash Adams]

It didn't work in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire and it won't work in this situation either!



Shhhh. No. I am brilliant at being caller number 8.

well there are 8 people in your town so you just hold everybody else up in your room, it's that simple

[11:11]

Happy birthday!

[HelpMeSleep]

whoa. I just saw this. happy birthday Mary!!! hope you have a good one! :-)

[lovely864md]

well there are 8 people in your town so you just hold everybody else up in your room, it's that simple

No my town is big! It's Kassie who's the hick.

Happy birthday!
whoa. I just saw this. happy birthday Mary!!! hope you have a good one! :-)

Thanks guys! :-)

[alice+interiors]

It didn't work in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire and it won't work in this situation either!



Shhhh. No. I am brilliant at being caller number 8.
No mere aging potion for me. Anyway, I'm off for the night, gotta revise. Later. :wave:

[Metfan615]

Happy Birthday!

[sweetforever]

Happy Birthday

[fulltiltxb00gie]

1) MATTY! :hug:
2) already texted her buttt... happy birthday, mary. =)
3) still want the essay on your facebook?

[HelpMeSleep]

Thanks guys! :-)
of course! how's your birthday been so far?

[DaveZeroZero]

Shiny Toy Guns is an attempt to find the hiding scene kids in my town. And Robert Pattinson has the most marvelous hair I've ever seen.



Hahaha I love vampires in general! Not just the romance teen book thing.
Vampires suck blood.

[lovely864md]

Happy Birthday

Thanks Colin!

1) MATTY! :hug:
2) already texted her buttt... happy birthday, mary. =)
3) still want the essay on your facebook?

Yesss!

of course! how's your birthday been so far?

Pretty good! My semi-drunk brother just called and we talked for 10 minutes.

[fulltiltxb00gie]

Thanks Colin!



Yesss!



Pretty good! My semi-drunk brother just called and we talked for 10 minutes.
ugh. but i have a chapter to read for ap history..

[lovely864md]

ugh. but i have a chapter to read for ap history..

Excuses. Nails. House of Failure.

[Smash Adams]

1) MATTY! :hug:
2) already texted her buttt... happy birthday, mary. =)
3) still want the essay on your facebook?
I read that as you received a text with pictures of her ass

[googirl8907]

Happy Birthday Mary!

[lovely864md]

I read that as you received a text with pictures of her ass

Kassie received a picture of my feet.

[Kassie09]

ugh mary i cannot do this with paint.
ugh!

[lovely864md]

Happy Birthday Mary!

Thanks Allison!

And thanks to everyone else who I haven't quoted. :biggrin:

[lovely864md]

ugh mary i cannot do this with paint.
ugh!

BHEO_fG3mm4

[Kassie09]

lol marryyyy!
It's difficult an dI have been working on this forever.
I cant get our big heads in there nicely

[Smash Adams]

Kassie received a picture of my feet.
feet are nasty, I hate them
ugh mary i cannot do this with paint.
ugh!

stop being cheap and get photoshop

[Kassie09]

feet are nasty, I hate them


stop being cheap and get photoshop

Everyone wanna send Ian pictures of our feet?

[lovely864md]

lol marryyyy!
It's difficult an dI have been working on this forever.
I cant get our big heads in there nicely

I don't care if it looks like shit! You have invested time, let's see it.

feet are nasty, I hate them


stop being cheap and get photoshop

Well it was more of picture of the boots I wore to school. Hahaha

[lovely864md]

I'm texting the picture I sent you to Ian, Kassie.

[Kassie09]

It is too bad for other eyes to witness, only a mother could love

[Smash Adams]

Everyone wanna send Ian pictures of our feet?
anyone want to be called 50 times by Rick Astley?
I don't care if it looks like shit! You have invested time, let's see it.



Well it was more of picture of the boots I wore to school. Hahaha
boots are lame and are for spoiled rich kid snotty bitches

[Kassie09]

I'm texting the picture I sent you to Ian, Kassie.

He will be in love

[Kassie09]

Hi everyone, I wore Uggs to school today.

/laughter should ensue.

I think I should send ian a picture of those

[lovely864md]

It is too bad for other eyes to witness, only a mother could love

I will post bearded Buzz if you do it.

anyone want to be called 50 times by Rick Astley?

boots are lame and are for spoiled rich kid snotty bitches

I got them on sale asswipe

He will be in love

He already is.

[Smash Adams]

I'm texting the picture I sent you to Ian, Kassie.

He will be in love
here's a chronology
text received
me: this is lame
text is deleted

all in about 30 seconds
Hi everyone, I wore Uggs to school today.

/laughter should ensue.

I think I should send ian a picture of those
I can't respect you any less
I will post bearded Buzz if you do it.



I got them on sale asswipe



He already is.

those aren't boots, those are heels

[lovely864md]

Hi everyone, I wore Uggs to school today.

/laughter should ensue.

I think I should send ian a picture of those

I wear Uggs like every day when it's cold. Mine are so beat up and gross looking it's not even funny.

[fulltiltxb00gie]

I read that as you received a text with pictures of her ass
were you jealous?
Excuses. Nails. House of Failure.
it's your fault for getting rid of my paragraph.

[brandnew=love]

happy birthday!

[lovely864md]

here's a chronology
text received
me: this is lame
text is deleted

all in about 30 seconds

I can't respect you any less


those aren't boots, those are heels

I hate you so much.

Heeled boots!

[Kassie09]

Ian, you're such an asshole

[lovely864md]

were you jealous?

it's your fault for getting rid of my paragraph.

I will tell you the secret reason I got rid of your paragraph in a second.

happy birthday!

Thank you.

[Kassie09]

I wear Uggs like every day when it's cold. Mine are so beat up and gross looking it's not even funny.
It snowed today!
I have chestnut ones so the dirt doesnt show terribly.

[DaveZeroZero]

Hi everyone, I wore Uggs to school today.

/laughter should ensue.

I think I should send ian a picture of those
lolololol

what happened to women being able to dress well?

[fulltiltxb00gie]

I wear Uggs like every day when it's cold. Mine are so beat up and gross looking it's not even funny.
one senior has a hole in hers that the furriness is coming out of but instead of just throwing them out and buying a new pair she wears the ones that are falling apart..i find it odd.

[Kassie09]

lolololol

what happened to women being able to dress well?

I dress really well! Except my Uggs. It snowed, okay.

[Smash Adams]

were you jealous?

it's your fault for getting rid of my paragraph.
no I'm not jealous of child porn
I hate you so much.

Heeled boots!
you do not
why would you wear those?
Ian, you're such an asshole

I am not, I'm the nicest guy you know

[lovely864md]

It snowed today!
I have chestnut ones so the dirt doesnt show terribly.

Same, and same. It's because I keep walking through snow banks with them and they aren't waterproofed very well. I'm going to get some new ones soon but I can't decide what color to get.

[Kassie09]

no I'm not jealous of child porn

you do not
why would you wear those?


I am not, I'm the nicest guy you know
you dont respect me.

[lovely864md]

one senior has a hole in hers that the furriness is coming out of but instead of just throwing them out and buying a new pair she wears the ones that are falling apart..i find it odd.

That kind of defeats the whole keep your feet warm purpose...

no I'm not jealous of child porn

you do not
why would you wear those?


I am not, I'm the nicest guy you know

Cause they looked good and matched my outfit.

[DaveZeroZero]

I dress really well! Except my Uggs. It snowed, okay.
it's no excuse.

[Kassie09]

Same, and same. It's because I keep walking through snow banks with them and they aren't waterproofed very well. I'm going to get some new ones soon but I can't decide what color to get.

I kinda want black ones.

hahaha, I sprayed the hell out of mine with waterproofing shit. my toes get wet sometimes though.

[Kassie09]

it's no excuse.
I was cold D:

[lovely864md]

I kinda want black ones.

hahaha, I sprayed the hell out of mine with waterproofing shit. my toes get wet sometimes though.

So do I, it's between those or sand. I want some short ones too...and crochet... :-d

[Smash Adams]

you dont respect me.
I do, not my fault you don't get jokes
That kind of defeats the whole keep your feet warm purpose...



Cause they looked good and matched my outfit.
I don't get fashion at all haha

[fulltiltxb00gie]

I will tell you the secret reason I got rid of your paragraph in a second.



Thank you.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[Kassie09]

So do I, it's between those or sand. I want some short ones too...and crochet... :-d
Sand ones are okayish. crochet ones are cute like little booties.

[Kassie09]

I do, not my fault you don't get jokes

I don't get fashion at all haha

Thats why I'll be dressing you in that UO outfit, minus the boots

[DaveZeroZero]

I was cold D:
Then just let your nipples get hard and let your feet get cold. It's no biggie.

[lovely864md]

I do, not my fault you don't get jokes

I don't get fashion at all haha

I will pick out all your clothes. I'm already doing it for Rachel.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

See, it's legit!

Sand ones are okayish. crochet ones are cute like little booties.

I'm leaning towards black. Ahhhh I need more hours at work.

[Smash Adams]

Thats why I'll be dressing you in that UO outfit, minus the boots
I already own skinny jeans and a scarf
I will pick out all your clothes. I'm already doing it for Rachel.



See, it's legit!



I'm leaning towards black. Ahhhh I need more hours at work.

I don't trust you, you'd dress me up like a fairy.

[fulltiltxb00gie]

That kind of defeats the whole keep your feet warm purpose...



Cause they looked good and matched my outfit.
i know!
no I'm not jealous of child porn

you do not
why would you wear those?


I am not, I'm the nicest guy you know
lies.

[Kassie09]

I will pick out all your clothes. I'm already doing it for Rachel.



See, it's legit!



I'm leaning towards black. Ahhhh I need more hours at work.
I am asking for black ones for christmas yayy!
I already own skinny jeans and a scarf


I don't trust you, you'd dress me up like a fairy.

Good, I will buy you a plaid vest and a thermal button shirt.

[fulltiltxb00gie]

I will pick out all your clothes. I'm already doing it for Rachel.



See, it's legit!



I'm leaning towards black. Ahhhh I need more hours at work.
ian let her!
hahahaha fine.
the crochet ones are hard to walk in..your feet like fall over the edge.

[lovely864md]

I already own skinny jeans and a scarf


I don't trust you, you'd dress me up like a fairy.

Ooo, with wings and a cute little tutu!

[fulltiltxb00gie]

i just got the classic chestnut uggs but i want tall grey ones for the hell of it..i'm thinking christmas money+getting a job money will go toward an itouch and them.

[DaveZeroZero]

I will pick out all your clothes. I'm already doing it for Rachel.
If only you would pick out Kassie's footwear.

[Smash Adams]

I am asking for black ones for christmas yayy!


Good, I will buy you a plaid vest and a thermal button shirt.
you can buy them for me but I'll never wear them, I'm pretty stubborn
Ooo, with wings and a cute little tutu!
I'm sure you own the tutu and I can just drink red bull with the wings

[Kassie09]

you can buy them for me but I'll never wear them, I'm pretty stubborn

I'm sure you own the tutu and I can just drink red bull with the wings

When I drug you and then dress you, you will wear them.

[fulltiltxb00gie]

you can buy them for me but I'll never wear them, I'm pretty stubborn

I'm sure you own the tutu and I can just drink red bull with the wings
can you PLEASE take a picture of yourself with wings on and holding a redbull and make it your profile picture? i'd love you forever, ian.

[Smash Adams]

When I drug you and then dress you, you will wear them.
you can't do that everyday though, I'll put out a restraining order on you
can you PLEASE take a picture of yourself with wings on and holding a redbull and make it your profile picture? i'd love you forever, ian.

no camera/don't like redbull/not sure where I'd get wings from

[.invisible ink.]

happy birthday, mary!!! You're awesome.

[Kassie09]

you can't do that everyday though, I'll put out a restraining order on you


no camera/don't like redbull/not sure where I'd get wings from

you wouldnt. you'd enjoy it.

[fulltiltxb00gie]

you can't do that everyday though, I'll put out a restraining order on you


no camera/don't like redbull/not sure where I'd get wings from
you are a horrible person.

[Smash Adams]

you wouldnt. you'd enjoy it.

I actually would enjoy having a personal stylist haha

[Kassie09]

I actually would enjoy having a personal stylist haha

Mary and I will both be your stylists. And rachel too. you need all of us.

[DaveZeroZero]

you are a horrible person.
so am I, but I don't hear you complaining!

[fulltiltxb00gie]

Mary and I will both be your stylists. And rachel too. you need all of us.
can i test how i want to do my hair on him?

[Kassie09]

can i test how i want to do my hair on him?

Certainly!

[lovely864md]

I am asking for black ones for christmas yayy!


Good, I will buy you a plaid vest and a thermal button shirt.

Nice! I already have a way too long Christmas list.

ian let her!
hahahaha fine.
the crochet ones are hard to walk in..your feet like fall over the edge.

Whaa?

i just got the classic chestnut uggs but i want tall grey ones for the hell of it..i'm thinking christmas money+getting a job money will go toward an itouch and them.

They come in gray now? Oooo...

If only you would pick out Kassie's footwear.

I agree with her footwear choices.

you can buy them for me but I'll never wear them, I'm pretty stubborn

I'm sure you own the tutu and I can just drink red bull with the wings

I have 3 in this room alone. Hahahahaha.

happy birthday, mary!!! You're awesome.

Thanks! I am.

Mary and I will both be your stylists. And rachel too. you need all of us.

Yessssss dream team!

[fulltiltxb00gie]

so am I, but I don't hear you complaining!
dave, stop posting.

[DaveZeroZero]

I agree with her footwear choices.
You women just don't know how to dress, do you?

[lovely864md]

You women just don't know how to dress, do you?

I know how to dress quite well actually, thank you.

[fulltiltxb00gie]

Certainly!
little longer than shoulder length, lightish dark brown with red highlights!

[fulltiltxb00gie]

Whaa?



They come in gray now? Oooo...
i tired them on..they were awkward..
yes! i want them!

[lovely864md]

i tired them on..they were awkward..
yes! i want them!

Next time I go to the mall I will run to The Walking Company and try them on. Then run home and order them off Zappo's.

[Kassie09]

little longer than shoulder length, lightish dark brown with red highlights!
He will just look so so cute.

[fulltiltxb00gie]

He will just look so so cute.
i think so! =)
Next time I go to the mall I will run to The Walking Company and try them on. Then run home and order them off Zappo's.
wonderful plan.

[lovely864md]

i think so! =)

wonderful plan.

The feeling of new Uggs on your feet...ahhhhh.

[Kassie09]

I think we should do heavy eyeliner on ian, a smokey eye.

[lovely864md]

Cat eyes! I've been winging mine lately let's do that but hardcore.

[Kassie09]

Let's like draw them out to his temples. so cute. some jewels on the ends?

[fulltiltxb00gie]

The feeling of new Uggs on your feet...ahhhhh.
omg when i got mine i was in heaven. it was so nice.



can i put blue eyeliner on him?

[lovely864md]

Let's like draw them out to his temples. so cute. some jewels on the ends?

Definitely, rhinestones. Oooo and those fake eyelashes with the rhinestones on them too.

omg when i got mine i was in heaven. it was so nice.



can i put blue eyeliner on him?

Yes please do!

[Kassie09]

God Ian is going to be so beautiful. He's going to hook such a hottie.

[lovely864md]

Ian is going to be so beautiful he will pass his reflection and attempt to pick himself up.

[Kassie09]

He will kiss the mirror and get his fire engine red lipstick all over it. Then do it again.

[lovely864md]

He will kiss the mirror and get his fire engine red lipstick all over it. Then do it again.

I was thinking more of a vixen color..dark red. God, Ian is such a tart.

[Roboman]

Oh my god, this last page is killing my brain/eyes/soul with all of its talk about clothes and makeup. And Mary, you're a Twilight fan? May the lord have mercy on your soul...

Alles gute zum Geburtstag.

[fulltiltxb00gie]

i cannot wait for this. we should enter him in a beauty pageant.

[Kassie09]

I was thinking more of a vixen color..dark red. God, Ian is such a tart.

Hmm, can I least give him a little flushed cheek? He'll look so innocent.

[lovely864md]

Oh my god, this last page is killing my brain/eyes/soul with all of its talk about clothes and makeup. And Mary, you're a Twilight fan? May the lord have mercy on your soul...

Alles gute zum Geburtstag.

We are good at what we do! And of course I am. The first book is actually quite good, and the rest are decent for the genre.

i cannot wait for this. we should enter him in a beauty pageant.

Who's going to teach him to walk in heels? And where are we getting him waxed?

Hmm, can I least give him a little flushed cheek? He'll look so innocent.

Perfect. Think we can convince him to tan a little?

[Smash Adams]

I like how you guys made up this whole plan without me

[Kassie09]

Actually no because when I said I was addicted to tanning he was all 'at least your corpse will look pretty.'
He likes being beautiful porcelain

[Kassie09]

I like how you guys made up this whole plan without me
You'll be drugged during the whole thing anyway, your input isn't needed.

[Smash Adams]

I'm already tan suckas

[lovely864md]

I like how you guys made up this whole plan without me

We knew your consent was automatic...duh.

Actually no because when I said I was addicted to tanning he was all 'at least your corpse will look pretty.'
He likes being beautiful porcelain

Wait, isn't he a tanned Mediterranean god already?

[fulltiltxb00gie]

We are good at what we do! And of course I am. The first book is actually quite good, and the rest are decent for the genre.



Who's going to teach him to walk in heels? And where are we getting him waxed?



Perfect. Think we can convince him to tan a little?
one of my guy friends was a girl for halloween and walked in his heels better than i do in mine..and my friends tell me i walk like a model. :blush: i'll find out who coached him.

[lovely864md]

I'm already tan suckas

I was right!

[Kassie09]

We knew your consent was automatic...duh.



Wait, isn't he a tanned Mediterranean god already?

Fuck him.
Thats right.

Bronzed goddess.

[fulltiltxb00gie]

ian you need to be orange.

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[fulltiltxb00gie]

you're cool greg.


while we're giving boys makeovers i think we should make greg pretty again.

[tm decomposer]

Well...move here! They come here!



Eh?

yeah...

[lovely864md]

one of my guy friends was a girl for halloween and walked in his heels better than i do in mine..and my friends tell me i walk like a model. :blush: i'll find out who coached him.

Miss Jay!

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[Kassie09]

I hear im singing you happy birthday?

[TK]

I wish I would have got a birthday thread.

[fulltiltxb00gie]

Miss Jay!



Thanks Greggypoo!
we must.

[lovely864md]

I hear im singing you happy birthday?

Actually I requested In the Jungle.

I wish I would have got a birthday thread.

The downside is that I am well known enough in an internet forum to garner a thread.

[Kassie09]

Actually I requested In the Jungle.



The downside is that I am well known enough in an internet forum to garner a thread.

I dont sing.

[lovely864md]

I dont sing.

I don't give a flying fuck.

[Kassie09]

I don't give a flying fuck.
get me drunk, then I'll sing, jerk

[lovely864md]

get me drunk, then I'll sing, jerk

Start drinking right now missy!

[Kassie09]

NOT happening.

[fulltiltxb00gie]

drunk kassie is going to sing? mary please record it.

[lovely864md]

I have just thought of the perfect way to blackmail you into doing it.

[Kassie09]

I am sooo sober

[Kassie09]

I have just thought of the perfect way to blackmail you into doing it.
.........what

[lovely864md]

Think.

[Kassie09]

Whats it about?

[lovely864md]

Two parties.

[Kassie09]

OH COME ON.
x

[lovely864md]

Hahahahahaha

[amysaurus]

Happy birthday deary except I already told you on facebook :-)

[4N6 science]

Alright well put it off for a bit! I've got things to do.

Yeah I don't have time either.

[DaveZeroZero]

The feeling of new Uggs on your feet...ahhhhh.
The feeling of new Uggs on your yes: AAAAAAAAGH!

[DaveZeroZero]

get me drunk, then I'll suck and jerk
o rly?

[HelpMeSleep]

Pretty good! My semi-drunk brother just called and we talked for 10 minutes.
haha, awesome. glad you had a pretty good birthday! :-)

[bobby runs]

happy belated bday

[hockeycoshow1]

Happy birthday woo.

[Renee]

Bump cause I missed it.

Happy (belated) birthday, Mary! And Matt, too!

[lovely864md]

Bump cause I missed it.

Happy (belated) birthday, Mary! And Matt, too!

Hahahahaha whyyyy bump it.

[Renee]

Hahahahaha whyyyy bump it.
Because I can.

[lovely864md]

Because I can.

Should've noticed in the first place, asshole.

[Smash Adams]

Happy 18th sweetie

[lovely864md]

Where's that pony costume? Don't make promises you can't keep.

[Smash Adams]

It's still early! It will come

[hockeycoshow1]

this thread brings out the old people. Happy birthday again.

[raychull]

I know we don't really talk, but happy birthday nevertheless. :-)

[bobby runs]

damn another one already.

[Wait_For_It]

Happy birthday!

[lovely864md]

This thread should just keep getting bumped until my 21st. And then I'll go live on cam doing shots at the bar.

[HelpMeSleep]

happy birthday mary!

[Reaver]

happy birthday, sweetie =)

[trappedintime]

Happy birthday to you.

[4N6 science]

Happy Birthday!!!

18 shots of (semen) Tonight!

I can't believe you're finally legaL!