10,000 Reasons Why I'm the Best Poster Ever.

[summer skin]

Fuck everybody except:
Togepi
Mike
Nevuk
Crunk
Aiden Nocturne
Everyone else is a bitch, and let me explain why.
I have over 10,000 posts that have all been solid gold,(and their are several that have been deleted that went triple platinum.) try and la dispute that and I will fuck your face. While you were worrying about which boring singer song writer isn't cool to like anymore, I was busy fucking chicks in the pit and SPIN KICKING YOU IN YOUR GOD DAMN BRACES. So shut the fuck up and suck my giant e-dick because I am the best ever and everyone can attest to that.
Ahf8K6gG7r4
That's like a blacker version of me.
Fuck you guys.
I'm great.

[Jumpoff]

Chode x Dos

[mht]

lol that video always makes me laugh, that dude is fucking hilarious/great with that imitation.

[boykosaurus]

Yeah! Fuck me! wait....

Whatever, congrats.

[summer skin]

Chode x Dos
I'll throw you into the no fuck list too.

[Rodeo]

hahhaha. I support this thread 100%.



Congrats.

[summer skin]

CarsonxGrave and Chamaine666 need a mention.
Would posts to links to all my epic posts but it would take too long to post 10,000 links.

[versus_god]

Escape The Fucking Fate

[summer skin]

Escape The Fucking Fate
Versus Meth.

[mht]

the boyfriend/girlfriend users in hardcore thread that said Bear Vs Shark were the pioneers of emo need a mention

[summer skin]

the boyfriend/girlfriend users in hardcore thread that said Bear Vs Shark were the pioneers of emo need a mention
hah that one is definitely in my top 3. It got taken to a new level when she had her boyfriend sign up for ap just to defend her.

[Jumpoff]

Or that one kid who made the real punx thread. The one who had the funny hair whose bandmate was angry.

[Brokenhill]

Pink Floyd > You

[fly_guy]

Congrats!

[Until The Bombs]

Wtf. AFG still posts?

[Brokenhill]

Wtf. AFG still posts?

Nah, not really.

[summer skin]

Or that one kid who made the real punx thread. The one who had the funny hair whose bandmate was angry.
http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg86/lesserxthanx3/profilepic247661_1.jpg
Pink Floyd > You
Dirty homosexuals > you.

[Brokenhill]

http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg86/lesserxthanx3/profilepic247661_1.jpg

Dirty homosexuals > you.

They're greater at being gay than me, yes.

[funkel]

Congrats Jeff. Always a riot.

[summer skin]

They're greater at being gay than me, yes.
God you're one of the worst pieces of shit on this website, I can't wait to see the look on your face when you die and realize there is no god.

[Brokenhill]

How will you see the look on my face?

[summer skin]

How will you see the look on my face?
Because I'll be bludgeoning you with my hard dick.

[x togepi x]

I can't wait until A Fatal Goodbye fails out of whatever shitty, unaccredited Christian college he goes to and realizes god is fake.

[Brokenhill]

I'm going to a community college.

[x togepi x]

ah, a real winner.

[summer skin]

I'm going to a community college.
perfect.

[Brokenhill]

Yea, I say more money in the pocket is a win.

[summer skin]

Yea, I say more money in the pocket is a win.
Mo' money, mo' wall vinyl

[funkel]

Mo' money, mo' wall vinyl
Hahaha oh man. Win.

[x togepi x]

Yea, I say more money in the pocket is a win.

i say paying any money for a degree that's functionally useless=fail.

but what do i know? i have a full ride.

[Brokenhill]

Indeed. I still need to match my PF CD Discog. in vinyl. Good thinkin'

[Brokenhill]

i say paying any money for a degree that's functionally useless=fail.

but what do i know? i have a full ride.


The program i'm taking won't be a fail. I'm not going for general studies...that's a waste of time.

And I am also getting financial assistance.

[x togepi x]

Indeed. I still need to match my PF CD Discog. in vinyl. Good thinkin'

my band is better than that band we've got more songs than a song convention

SING IT

[summer skin]

i say paying any money for a degree that's functionally useless=fail.

but what do i know? i have a full ride.
At least if you go to bible college you're pretty much guaranteed to get a job as a youth pastor, who get paid a ridiculous amount for what they do.

[x togepi x]

At least if you go to bible college you're pretty much guaranteed to get a job as a youth pastor, who get paid a ridiculous amount for what they do.

you don't even have to be christian to be a youth pastor. that's what's awesome about it.

[Brokenhill]

Heck...I may be even able to buy one of those doo-hickies that play them thinga'mabobs.

/late

[Brokenhill]

my band is better than that band we've got more songs than a song convention

SING IT

torrentplox?

[summer skin]

Indeed. I still need to match my PF CD Discog. in vinyl. Good thinkin'
You could save yourself more money and buy only their good releases, narrowing the list down to:
Piper at the gates of dawn







?
you don't even have to be christian to be a youth pastor. that's what's awesome about it.
I think you and I should be tag team youth pastors.

[Brokenhill]

You could save yourself more money and buy only their good releases, narrowing the list down to:
Piper at the gates of dawn







?

I think you and I should be tag team youth pastors.

See now we think differently.

Not buying the other 13 or so I need, would actually be a waste of money, becuase it would be going towards more useless items. Like food, and clothing.

[x togepi x]

You could save yourself more money and buy only their good releases, narrowing the list down to:
Piper at the gates of dawn







?

I think you and I should be tag team youth pastors.

yes a christian version of the new age outlaws

[summer skin]

See now we think differently.

Not buying the other 13 or so I need, would actually be a waste of money, becuase it would be going towards more useless items. Like food, and clothing.
or an education.

[x togepi x]

torrentplox?

no dawg, i need that $$$

[summer skin]

yes a christian version of the new age outlaws
I call dibs on being Mr. Ass.

[Brokenhill]

no dawg, i need that $$$


Paypal?

[Brokenhill]

or an education.

You can get an education for 200 bucks?

[summer skin]

You can get an education for 200 bucks?
LSD isn't THAT expensive.

[Brokenhill]

Depends what level of quality you get.

Max concentration = Max experience.

[x togepi x]

Paypal?

haha. i don't know what our paypal is.

[Brokenhill]

haha. i don't know what our paypal is.

What do you mean?

[shit stroll]

no skashroomking, no care.

[x togepi x]

What do you mean?

you said "paypal?" i don't know my band's paypal. they don't let me have info on that because i'd spend it all on drugs. which by the way, you don't need $200 for lsd.

[Wait_For_It]

Congrats.

[allhourcymbals]

Thug Masterbation 101.

[Brokenhill]

you said "paypal?" i don't know my band's paypal. they don't let me have info on that because i'd spend it all on drugs. which by the way, you don't need $200 for lsd.

Oh, lol. And I know. I don't know the exact price range though, seeing as i've never bought or used it...

[Regards]

:appl:

[Rawrr]

Jeffmaker pace yourself.

[summer skin]

you said "paypal?" i don't know my band's paypal. they don't let me have info on that because i'd spend it all on drugs. which by the way, you don't need $200 for lsd.

hack it.
Send the money to me.
I move out to missouri.
Shenanigans ensue.

[summer skin]

Jeffmaker pace yourself.

you are officially on the no fuck list now because of that post

[Rawrr]

I thought we were going to interpet Soulja Boy lyrics on your radio show? I really was looking forward to that.

[summer skin]

I thought we were going to interpet Soulja Boy lyrics on your radio show? I really was looking forward to that.

you should have called in.

[jtsnazzy]

Cock that e-dick and explode on the bitches.

[summer skin]

Cock that e-dick and explode on the bitches.

click click boom.

[jtsnazzy]

splshhh rahhh

[wroteurname]

I have no idea who the OP is?

[absolutecrunk]

Then you have yet to taste life.

Congrats on being like 1 of 6 posters that I will go into a thread for solely because your name was under the 'last posted' thing.

[summer skin]

I have no idea who the OP is?
Then I reccomend that you go back and read every one of my posts.
Then you have yet to taste life.

Congrats on being like 1 of 6 posters that I will go into a thread for solely because your name was under the 'last posted' thing.
Niiiiiiiiice.

[wroteurname]

JJJJJKKKKKKKKKKk


Thank you for the 10,000 lawlz.

[absolutecrunk]

10,000 LOLs when aallllll you neeeed is a knife

[summer skin]

you're welcome.

[summer skin]

10,000 LOLs when aallllll you neeeed is a knife

wut?

[hxctyhxc]

dude, ur awesome. love this shit

[absolutecrunk]

wut?
It's like meeting the man of your dreams, then meeting his beautiful wife.

[robat19]

http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg86/lesserxthanx3/profilepic247661_1.jpg

Dirty homosexuals > you.
:lol:

[x togepi x]

hack it.
Send the money to me.
I move out to missouri.
Shenanigans ensue.

well if it's that easy.....

[summer skin]

well if it's that easy.....
So easy. Try typing in "SWORDFISH".

[robat19]

dude, ur awesome. love this shit
your nose is brown.

[x togepi x]

So easy. Try typing in "SWORDFISH".

dude i probably have more money in my bank account than this band has ever had in their paypal ever.

[summer skin]

dude i probably have more money in my bank account than this band has ever had in their paypal ever.
yeah but you have government money.
Either way, you should send some to me.

[x togepi x]

yeah but you have government money.
Either way, you should send some to me.

then i won't have any money and i'll have to start covering ryan adams songs.

[summer skin]

then i won't have any money and i'll have to start covering ryan adams songs.
Start covering Ryan Adams songs now, and use the money from that to fly me jet blue.

[x togepi x]

hitchhike and by the time you get here, you'll be dirty enough to start a crust tribute to fall out boy band with me.

[summer skin]

hitchhike and by the time you get here, you'll be dirty enough to start a crust tribute to fall out boy band with me.
Only if we can call it "The Fall of Boy"

[_jonas]

You assholes. I'm the only shit on here worth sniffing. And I don't even need 5K!

[summer skin]

You assholes. I'm the only shit on here worth sniffing. And I don't even need 5K!
Spoiler: Heath Ledger's dead.

[x togepi x]

Only if we can call it "The Fall of Boy"

i kinda wanted to call it This Ain't A Scene, It's a Goddamned Dumpster.

[_jonas]

Spoiler: Mike Myers' career is dead.
Fixed.

[summer skin]

i kinda wanted to call it This Ain't A Scene, It's a Goddamned Dumpster.
But mine's a play on the fall of efrafa and the fall of troy.

[summer skin]

Fixed.
Spoiler: love guru is my movie of the year.

[x togepi x]

But mine's a play on the fall of efrafa and the fall of troy.

yeah but i used to dumpster pizza so this name is a little bit more REAL.

[summer skin]

yeah but i used to dumpster pizza so this name is a little bit more REAL.
TWICE THE CRUST.

[Blake Solomon]

this is a big day. I'm changing into my party clothes.

[x togepi x]

TWICE THE CRUST.

dude i was all stuffed crust every night 4 FREE.

[The Database]

best poster

[summer skin]

this is a big day. I'm changing into my party clothes.
I hope it is the ones you were born in.
dude i was all stuffed crust every night 4 FREE.
having worked at a pizza shop and knowing how much perfectly good pizza gets thrown out, I fully support this.

[x togepi x]

I hope it is the ones you were born in.

having worked at a pizza shop and knowing how much perfectly good pizza gets thrown out, I fully support this.

i know. 15 minutes after closing= tons of pizza, still warm, still awesome.

[summer skin]

i know. 15 minutes after closing= tons of pizza, still warm, still awesome.
plus it has a box around it to keep garbage off.

[x togepi x]

plus it has a box around it to keep garbage off.

most of the time the "garbage" that had to be kept off was other boxes of pizza. it's like a win-win

[summer skin]

most of the time the "garbage" that had to be kept off was other boxes of pizza. it's like a win-win
the only way it could be better is if they threw away the money in the cash register.

[mht]

I like how Jeff ignored Die Hard's compliment calling him the "best poster."


Jeff just overpasses it and continues on lol.

[The Database]

Hey douche.

[summer skin]

I like how Jeff ignored Die Hard's compliment calling him the "best poster."


Jeff just overpasses it and continues on lol.
I find it is best to nip these things in the bud.

[x togepi x]

the only way it could be better is if they threw away the money in the cash register.

with whiskey and guns.

[summer skin]

with whiskey and guns.
"Money, pizza, whiskey, and guns" will be our album title.

[x togepi x]

"Money, pizza, whiskey, and guns" will be our album title.

we'll get famous enough to get us some simpson sisters. are there any left?

[summer skin]

we'll get famous enough to get us some simpson sisters. are there any left?
http://www.solarnavigator.net/music/music_images/jessica_simpson_hot_and_wet.jpg

[Nevuk]

Gratz, sorry I haven't noticed til just now. I've been busy getting laid by crazy, hyper-possessive women who say they wish I was clingier.

[Nevuk]

How will you see the look on my face?
Your body still exists after you die, unlike God.

[summer skin]

Gratz, sorry I haven't noticed til just now. I've been busy getting laid by crazy, hyper-possessive women who say they wish I was clingier.
niiiiiiiiice.

[x togepi x]

so when are you going to start posting in MO?

[EchoPark]

summerskin congrats on your 10k post achievement. You have earned my cyber respect.

I find it quite amusing when you put noobs in their place and call out mht for being an epic douchebag.


I actually just found a photo of MHT floating around online. I have posted it below.


http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/unfairpark/douchebag-32667.jpg

[SLoT]

Congrats even though you told me to suck your e-dick.

[Miss Heartcore]

<333333333333

One of my favorite posters.

[summer skin]

so when are you going to start posting in MO?
I've been able to post in there for like 2 years...

[summer skin]

summerskin congrats on your 10k post achievement. You have earned my cyber respect.

I find it quite amusing when you put noobs in their place and call out mht for being an epic douchebag.


I actually just found a photo of MHT floating around online. I have posted it below.


http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/unfairpark/douchebag-32667.jpg
wut? He's one of my favorite posters.

[summer skin]

<333333333333

One of my favorite posters.
;-);-);-)

[theguy77]

one of the few well-executed assholes on this site. i mean there is a difference between being an ASSHOLE, and just an asshole. and this is a compliment. always a pleasure even when you're taking me down for something.

congrats.

[summer skin]

one of the few well-executed assholes on this site. i mean there is a difference between being an ASSHOLE, and just an asshole. and this is a compliment. always a pleasure even when you're taking me down for something.

congrats.
Avatar always makes me hungry.

[lenard27]

I agree with the post above me. EDIT: The post above you that's above me
I wish I had the linguistic mastery that you exhibit on a consistent basis.

P.S. Will there be a limited edition of Money, Pizza, Whiskey and Guns? Or should I wait for the re-release with all new artwork and bonus tracks?

[summer skin]

I agree with the post above me. EDIT: The post above you that's above me
I wish I had the linguistic mastery that you exhibit on a consistent basis.

P.S. Will there be a limited edition of Money, Pizza, Whiskey and Guns? Or should I wait for the re-release with all new artwork and bonus tracks?
Just get the 8x 7" boxset. We'll be putting the bonus tracks out on cassette only.

[lenard27]

Just get the 8x 7" boxset. We'll be putting the bonus tracks out on cassette only.

Hmmm....I don't have a cassette player. Any chance it'll come out on 8-track?

[llwilliamsll]

Holy fucking boners.

[summer skin]

Hmmm....I don't have a cassette player. Any chance it'll come out on 8-track?
It's coming out on 7 track, laserdisk, and beta.

[lenard27]

It's coming out on 7 track, laserdisk, and beta.

You should consider coming out with a special edition on HD-DVD too, I hear it's the hot new thing. And for portability, maybe releasing it for minidisk as well.

[summer skin]

You should consider coming out with a special edition on HD-DVD too, I hear it's the hot new thing. And for portability, maybe releasing it for minidisk as well.
Not retro = not collectible = no B9'rs scrambling to buy all fifty copies = not crust.

[x togepi x]

fuck that the album will only be released on acetate and player piano rolls.

[summer skin]

fuck that the album will only be released on acetate and player piano rolls.
What about wax cylinder?

[Dan CiTi]

Thanks, cool.

[lenard27]

Not retro = not collectible = no B9'rs scrambling to buy all fifty copies = not crust.
Good point.
Release those versions in about 15-20 years. It'll be a good way to milk the cash cow.

[Nevuk]

What about wax cylinder?
Those things are actually pretty sweet.

[summer skin]

Those things are actually pretty sweet.
do you own one?

[Brokenhill]

Your body still exists after you die, unlike God.


But i'll be motionless/emotionless.

[GuitarR0cker1]

summer skin jeff=best poster ever

Simply because he lays down the br00tness that makes AP entertaining.

[summer skin]

summer skin jeff=best poster ever

Simply because he lays down the br00tness that makes AP entertaining.
Br00t is my maiden name.

[SubrosaSeductiv]

Fuck everybody except:
Togepi
Mike
Nevuk
Crunk
Aiden Nocturne
Everyone else is a bitch, and let me explain why.
I have over 10,000 posts that have all been solid gold,(and their are several that have been deleted that went triple platinum.) try and la dispute that and I will fuck your face. While you were worrying about which boring singer song writer isn't cool to like anymore, I was busy fucking chicks in the pit and SPIN KICKING YOU IN YOUR GOD DAMN BRACES. So shut the fuck up and suck my giant e-dick because I am the best ever and everyone can attest to that.
Ahf8K6gG7r4
That's like a blacker version of me.
Fuck you guys.
I'm great.


You are a great poster and I thank you for sending me Converge, however your e-peen is outrageous. I'm a little disappointed for being on the bitch and fuck everybody list.

[summer skin]

You are a great poster and I thank you for sending me Converge, however your e-peen is outrageous. I'm a little disappointed for being on the bitch and fuck everybody list.
I don't remember sending you converge unless you were the person that I told I had the new Underoath then sent Petitioning the Empty Sky.

[micahistheballs]

Quite possibly my favourite poster on the site even though I'm getting fucked, but whatevs. Congrats man.

[summer skin]

Quite possibly my favourite poster on the site even though I'm getting fucked, but whatevs. Congrats man.
how about anyone who has listened to Jim and Them can be on the no fuck list, unless otherwise noted.

[Matthew Tsai]

who are you?

[Until The Bombs]

What if we watched Jim and Them?

[x togepi x]

But i'll be motionless/emotionless.

way to be emo, tool.

[summer skin]

who are you?
Someone who's made less threads than replies, so your complete opposite.
What if we watched Jim and Them?
depends on if you enjoyed it or not.

[Until The Bombs]

Someone who's made less threads than replies, so your complete opposite.

depends on if you enjoyed it or not.

I enjoyed it enough to watch for at least an hour. Maybe it was more. :shrug:

[SubrosaSeductiv]

I don't remember sending you converge unless you were the person that I told I had the new Underoath then sent Petitioning the Empty Sky.

Yeah that was me. I feel neglected, you don't even know me.:-(

[micahistheballs]

how about anyone who has listened to Jim and Them can be on the no fuck list, unless otherwise noted.
I can deal with that.

[Brokenhill]

way to be emo, tool.

Wouldn't that be the opposite?

[Nevuk]

do you own one?
Actually, yes. Or at least my mom has some sitting around somewhere, and even a player for them. Crazy shit.
But i'll be motionless/emotionless.
Face'll still have an expression.

[Scott Irvine]

:-(

[summer skin]

:-(

???

[summer skin]

I enjoyed it enough to watch for at least an hour. Maybe it was more. :shrug:
Yeah dude that's what I meant by listen

Yeah that was me. I feel neglected, you don't even know me.:-(

Sorry I recognize your name but I didn't remember that it was you who did that to

[Nevuk]

I now have a philosophical question which I believe only Jeff can answer. What sickness is the maximum level you should risk in order to have sex?

[summer skin]

I now have a philosophical question which I believe only Jeff can answer. What sickness is the maximum level you should risk in order to have sex?

are you refering to stds or just standard sickness?

[Nevuk]

are you refering to stds or just standard sickness?
Hmm, I'd think both would be on the scale, but I'm more concerned with standard sickness at the moment.

[summer skin]

Hmm, I'd think both would be on the scale, but I'm more concerned with standard sickness at the moment.
Um short of getting mono or something that will put you out of action for weeks I say get down with the sickness.

[Brokenhill]

Actually, yes. Or at least my mom has some sitting around somewhere, and even a player for them. Crazy shit.

Face'll still have an expression.

I don't think so.

[BlinkinDuke]

A black Jeff always struck me as more of a Jamal Smith

"We got guns *****, come round Ithaca we gon' break yo knees, steal yo shoes...The street is calling *****"