Roommate

[mondeoman]

I need your help and I need it now. See my roommate brought over this girl Thursday night and "fucked the shit out of her" while I was sleeping. I don't really care cuz I'm nice like that. The next night, I get back from watching a baseball game and the son of a bitch wrote "go away" on our door. I go away but text message him like 20 minutes later if he's done yet and he says no but finally calls me like an hour later. He asked me nicely last night to go at midnight and me, being the nice roommate complied. I didn't get to sleep till 2. Oh and right now I'm at the library cuz he wrote "go away" on the door again.
I'm tired of being nice but I'm not quite sure how to tell him that I've fucking had it but I have to respect that he has some right to the room. I just don't wanna feel like I'm being trampled on. I need your help. Please.

[weezer182]

id tell him to go to her room or something. you shouldnt have to leave your own room cause he tells you. once is cool but not all the time cause he probably thinks you dont mind

[duffe]

I'm tired of being nice but I'm not quite sure how to tell him that I've fucking had it but I have to respect that he has some right to the room. I just don't wanna feel like I'm being trampled on. I need your help. Please.
Don't forget it's your room too, tell him that he can have sex in our room when you're for example at the library or something like that but tell him that the night you really want to sleep instead of he calls you when he has finished.

[yeknom]

tell him to get his shit on during times when you know you wont be in the room, like if they can find a time while your in class or when you are usually doing something else.

[mondeoman]

OK thanks everyone for the help. I just suck at trying to argue with people. I'd much rather get along with them. haha

[Mercy Medical]

I can understand you being respectful of him, but it goes both ways. He needs to start being a little respectful of you. I know people sit and realized that it's part of their room and it's their life they can do what they want, but when you're living with someone compromises must be made both ways. You should probably sit down and talk to him about it and figure out if he could get it on while you're not there and no at times where you would like to be sleeping. It's both of your property so you should probably both compromise. It's unfair if you're always the one having to leave.

OK thanks everyone for the help. I just suck at trying to argue with people. I'd much rather get along with them. haha
You don't really have to argue with him unless he takes it to that level and doesn't want to compromise. If that is the case I am an expert at pissing people off and being an asshole. :)

I love arguments, they're fun...

[duffe]

Mondeaoman -----> sorry if you didn't understand what I try to say. I agree what yeknom and Punk Walker comments.

[mondeoman]

Mondeaoman -----> sorry if you didn't understand what I try to say. I agree what yeknom and Punk Walker comments.
haha Ok thanks. :)

[somethingyellow]

you should fuck his chick and make him leave while your doing it haha. jk yea just tell him the years almost done and its both your rooms cuz thats not fair to you

[burntpaper]

I have to respect that he has some right to the room.


But you have a right to the room too. One night, I could understand but it seems he's starting to take the piss a little. I'd confront him and suggest maybe he goes to her room or something. Try and keep it friendly though, you have to live with him.

[Mercy Medical]

Try and keep it friendly though, you have to live with him.



Sometimes it's more enjoyable living with someone you hate...haha...I miss the drama from my freshman year, it was good times. I think I like hating people a little too much.

[BrandNew20]

I agree with most of everything that has already been said but if you feel like being a dick you could always tell him that you've got a chick coming over and that he needs to leave and then not let him come back until like 3 am or something. Repeat as necessary.

[Mercy Medical]

I once wrote a letter to the roommate that I hated that made her mom want to press harrassment charges on me. :)

[nfgguitardude]

I think that you should trade with him... you get to hang out in your room... and then he has to go to the library to do his business.... fair trade...

[apoemtothedead]

Just write go away on his face. Or maybe the door.

[mondeoman]

Sometimes it's more enjoyable living with someone you hate...haha...I miss the drama from my freshman year, it was good times. I think I like hating people a little too much.
Yeah I am gonna miss making fun of him over AIM while he's in the room.

[mondeoman]

OK so get this last night he's studying with our friend (who I have a major crush on but that's another story) and they are studying and like everytime one of them gets a question wrong, they have to strip. He supposedly ends up naked. Did I mention she has a boyfriend too?

God I'm so pissed.

[Jra1]

if he doesnt compromise, take a shit under his pillow.
clean the toilet with his toothbrush.
piss in his schoolbag.
if he has a car, wipe shit under the doorhandle.
subtley spread the rumour about all his frollicks with peoples girlfriends (true or not).
set his clock back 1hour during the night so he's late for classes.
put your cock in his mouth while he's sleeping and take a picture.

etc etc.

[hXc_pwnage]

put your cock in his mouth while he's sleeping and take a picture.
Do it.

[mondeoman]

Do it.
hahahaha Oh man that'd be great but he's such a homophobe that even if I kidded about that he'd probably chop me up into a million pieces.

[Jra1]

thats the point of doing it while he's asleep.
and if he is a homophobe, the picture will be all the more embarassing...

or, the rest of the ideas are still options. the shit under the pillow 1 was done to me, trust me its fucking wrong ><