Gucci Cologne Change Me

[Portugal4142]

I recently bought Gucci cologne and I was wondering if anyone has any tips on how to act more "Gucci-like". I want to accept that lifestyle... Suggestions? Please???

[Epidemic*]

Get Gucci leather chaps.

[thespearkid]

Suits. Expensive cigarettes or cigars. $200 haircut.

[Epidemic*]

Suits. Expensive cigarettes or cigars. $200 haircut.

And a small penis.

[anamericangod]

www.myspace.com/guccimane

[bigblue2015]

This is a quality thread filled with humor and insight.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

start off by liking the Mets.

[cris545]

hahahahahaha this forum is so amusing sometimes.

[kwsqd]

wear three shirts... and pop every collar

[Foxdie33]

I too am a heterosexual male who just bought the Gucci cologne and I must say it truly is a heavenly scent. So I suggest you get used to getting laid, making more money than you can spend, and living life in the fastlane.

[TakingBackDowd]

kill yourself.

[Portugal4142]

kill yourself.

yeah gucci people don't kill themselves.. they kill the fashion industry though BAM.. OOHH YOU JUST GOT GUCCI'D

[IamTheINDUSTRY]

I recently bought Gucci cologne and I was wondering if anyone has any tips on how to act more "Gucci-like". I want to accept that lifestyle... Suggestions? Please???


i laughed harder at this thread than i have on anything in ap.net in awhile.

[Foxdie33]

OOOHH Gucci guys stick together...BIOTCH!!

[kwsqd]

If it's not Gucci, I'm not wearing it.

[Portugal4142]

If it's not Gucci, I'm not wearing it.

Amen.. I was saving up for a car and an apartment. But once I bought this cologne "Gucci by Gucci" i decided to trade all that in for an authentic Gucci T-Shirt. But their not called T-Shirts, they're called Gucc's.

[kwsqd]

Amen.. I was saving up for a car and an apartment. But once I bought this cologne "Gucci by Gucci" i decided to trade all that in for an authentic Gucci T-Shirt. But their not called T-Shirts, they're called Gucc's.
Never in my life have I seen such hotness.

[bigblue2015]

Got dat Gucci swagga

[TakingBackDowd]

yeah gucci people don't kill themselves.. they kill the fashion industry though BAM.. OOHH YOU JUST GOT GUCCI'D

yeah, definitely kill yourself.

[Portugal4142]

yeah, definitely kill yourself.

hear that guys? sounds like someone shops at the gap!! hahahahahahahahaha... i smell better than you

[Epidemic*]

http://www.totalpardo.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/image5.png

[thespearkid]

And a small penis.
Gucci men don't have small penises. They've just yet to find a vagina tight enough to handle all 4 inches of their sex drive.

[Epidemic*]

Gucci men don't have small penises. They've just yet to find a vagina tight enough to handle all 4 inches of their sex drive.

Haha, I'm so glad I ventured back to the forums.

[Heart-A-Tact]

http://www.totalpardo.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/image5.png

Bahaha. That's fucking ridiculous.

[argg_xo]

major lulz:this thread is going to bring it.

[Burning Star IV]

1. Steal underpants
2. ???
3. Profit

[OldJersey]

Hahaha.

[kaycey]

no gucci, no baby talk.

gucci gucci guuu.

[Portugal4142]

Guys this is all well and good... but no one is really helping... Lets start with a scenario..

I'm going to the club and I suddenly realize my car has not been buffed/cleaned in over a week. I obviously don't have time to stop and do this considering the ladies are only really there from Midnight-1:30am. However, If i roll up with my car and the moonlight isn't bouncing off it, i'll be laughed out of the place. WHAT DO I DO.

[MarsEatWorld]

Guys this is all well and good... but no one is really helping... Lets start with a scenario..

I'm going to the club and I suddenly realize my car has not been buffed/cleaned in over a week. I obviously don't have time to stop and do this considering the ladies are only really there from Midnight-1:30am. However, If i roll up with my car and the moonlight isn't bouncing off it, i'll be laughed out of the place. WHAT DO I DO.
spray that gucci shit and you will have all the girls trying to get in your car.

[Heart-A-Tact]

Guys this is all well and good... but no one is really helping... Lets start with a scenario..

I'm going to the club and I suddenly realize my car has not been buffed/cleaned in over a week. I obviously don't have time to stop and do this considering the ladies are only really there from Midnight-1:30am. However, If i roll up with my car and the moonlight isn't bouncing off it, i'll be laughed out of the place. WHAT DO I DO.

Check your calendar first, to see what phase the moon is in. This is vital.

[kwsqd]

spray that gucci shit and you will have all the girls trying to get in your car.
correct answer

[MarsEatWorld]

correct answer
they will be like zombies. traveling in groups. always.

[Portugal4142]

Check your calendar first, to see what phase the moon is in. This is vital.

Thats a good thought, but Gucci men don't own/understand calendars. Also, the cologne will only get me so far guys.. Sure it's intoxicating and gives me an edge like Kayne West going to a womens fat camp... But there are other Gucc's out there too..

[MarsEatWorld]

Thats a good thought, but Gucci men don't own/understand calendars. Also, the cologne will only get me so far guys.. Sure it's intoxicating and gives me an edge like Kayne West going to a womens fat camp... But there are other Gucc's out there too..
Maybe you should move to another cologne..
oh yes i went there.

[Heart-A-Tact]

Thats a good thought, but Gucci men don't own/understand calendars. Also, the cologne will only get me so far guys.. Sure it's intoxicating and gives me an edge like Kayne West going to a womens fat camp... But there are other Gucc's out there too..

Just roll up on your filthy dubs, then. Bitches should recognize a Gucc, dirty whip or not.

[Portugal4142]

Maybe you should move to another cologne..
oh yes i went there.

That would be taking a huge step backwards.. Don't get me wrong, the cologne is phenominal. But it's not enough. I want to be so Gucc'd out Gucci himself will be jealous

[MarsEatWorld]

That would be taking a huge step backwards.. Don't get me wrong, the cologne is phenominal. But it's not enough. I want to be so Gucc'd out Gucci himself will be jealous
you're right
maybe changing that yankees avatar to a redsox one :] will do it

[kwsqd]

ensure that all 4 collars are popped and that you step out of the car with a totally undeserved sense of accomplishment.

[MarsEatWorld]

ensure that all 4 collars are popped and that you step out of the car with a totally undeserved sense of accomplishment.
i think its hotter if he opens his door and steps out of the car and you can feel the scent rushing out then I look...obviously I mean what girl wouldn't look at the gucc-ness flowing around... thennn pop the collars while everyones watching.
thats like an ultra sign of doucheyness.
and girls always go for douchebags.
so there.

[kwsqd]

i think its hotter if he opens his door and steps out of the car and you can feel the scent rushing out then I look...obviously I mean what girl wouldn't look at the gucc-ness flowing around... thennn pop the collars while everyones watching.
thats like an ultra sign of doucheyness.
and girls always go for douchebags.
so there.
the interior of the car should be soaked in gucci cologne, I agree.

The collars should already be popped, what he should do is fix his hair the second he gets out of the car.

[Epidemic*]

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w195/hmd1977/-douchebag.jpg

There's your solution.

[MarsEatWorld]

the interior of the car should be soaked in gucci cologne, I agree.

The collars should already be popped, what he should do is fix his hair the second he gets out of the car.
I wonder how long it takes gucc's to pop their collars...
yeah fix his hair and take of the sunglasses.
even if its dark out... you need to come out of your car with the sunglasses on

[kwsqd]

I wonder how long it takes gucc's to pop their collars...
yeah fix his hair and take of the sunglasses.
even if its dark out... you need to come out of your car with the sunglasses on
Probably 20-30 minutes.

agreed. sunglasses are huge.

[SLoT]

You're from Kingston, PA. You've got to move first off. No one Gucci-esque comes from Kingston, PA. Pack up your Wii, one t-shirt, cologne bottle, and sandals... move to Miami, turn gay... enjoy the better life.

[MarsEatWorld]

Probably 20-30 minutes.

agreed. sunglasses are huge.
thats longer than it takes me to get ready in the morning hahaha.

i'm trying to decide if it adds to the gucc's hottness if he steps out sippin on some redbull...

[Portugal4142]

Guys this is great, great stuff. Finally we're getting somewhere...

1. Popping the collar is an art, being able to see the sides and back of a persons neck went out in the 1990's.

2. Red bull is a must as well. However, counteract it's effect. Gucc's never EVER seem jumpy or energized.

3. My car will definitely reak of Gucci cologne, and my aviators and flip flops will complete my look as i step out of my car.

4. I feel like a huge part of being a Gucc is never speaking coherantly. For instance, if someone were to ask me "What's you're favorite baseball team?" I would respond as such, "Baseballs cool, I used to play I was really good"

Does that make sense?

[kwsqd]

yes. yes. yes.

[4N6 science]

Wear a Ralph Lauren polo shirt.

[MarsEatWorld]

i think you've got it down pat.
The way I see it..
you are soon to be the ICON of Guc's around the world
i need to start carrying a picture of you and telling guys to "get like him"

edt: "gucc like him" is more like it.

[CrenshawPunch]

I recently bought Gucci cologne and I was wondering if anyone has any tips on how to act more "Gucci-like". I want to accept that lifestyle... Suggestions? Please???


Start sucking some mans.

[Portugal4142]

Start sucking some mans.


Very inaccurate

[Epidemic*]

Very inaccurate

Nah, more accurately you just take some in the ass.

[Portugal4142]

Nah, more accurately you just take some in the ass.


I'm actually glad you came into this forum, everyone else listen up.... THIS is a perfect example of an anti-gucc. Jealous..


I bet he wears curve... poser

[Kassie09]

You best put your hataaa blockas on to block out all his bad vibes.

[kwsqd]

He probably shops at the gap. LOLOLOLOL

[MarsEatWorld]

LOL.
gap? what a joke!
Lacoste is where it's at dude.
gators>polo>gapshit

[Portugal4142]

ignorant, ignorant gap people.. fall into a ditch... gucci's above you

[kwsqd]

or abercrombie! hahahahahaha what am I, poor? HAHAHAHAHA

[MarsEatWorld]

or abercrombie! hahahahahaha what am I, poor? HAHAHAHAHA
hahahaha
poor?
who's that?
what is that?

[kwsqd]

something that disgusts me.

[Portugal4142]

something that disgusts everyone... there's no excuse for it.

[MarsEatWorld]

must disgust me too