Need Advice?

[*Parker*]

Hey my friend and i started a new website for anyone that needs advice about anything. Just go to adviceforanyone.bravehost.com
Thanks!

[Tristan Needler]

hahahahahahahaaaahahahahah thats made me laugh out loud for some reason, i really dont know why

that is quite possibly the most hilarious idea for a wesite ive ever heard
"advice on anything"

[Tristan Needler]

how can i avoid being raped by large men while in prison without having to stick any plugs in my ass?
im also scrawny and weak, so beating them up is out of the question.