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11/19/08, 10:55 AM
Nov 19 2008 1:38 pm
Wassana, WI
Locals have been talking lately, talking about the heroic work of a certain group of four individuals, known as, SNAKE PLISKIN. Who is SNAKE PLISKIN? Some people claim that the origins of SNAKE PLISKIN are locked within the most guarded of brains, held in glass jars, down at the Middlesex County YWCA. Others believe that the group emerged from the Atlantic ocean, twenty years ago. They were just babies when they washed up onto the beach, but local soothesayers claim that they were guided to land by magical powers, or were merely stuck in the brine of a grey whale, who eventually spit them up in Asbury Park, New Jersey.
Regardless of their mysterious entrance into our world, SNAKE PLISKIN is certainly stirring things up in our small town of Wassana, Wisconsin. Just last week, an elderly woman, who was having sex with a mule in the attic of her home, was violently kicked out of her attic window and nearly lost her life on the ground below. But SNAKE PLISKIN was waiting to catch her. A teenager, desperately looking for solace within the pages of his DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE liner notes, slit his wrists while screaming, "I will follow you into the dark!" Who was there to inject the depressed youth with Claire Bennet's blood and save his life? SNAKE PLISKIN.
And it should be no suprise that yesterday, the super human group known as SNAKE PLISKIN adopted the worn down and desheveled Highway 11. When asked 'why would you adopt such a run down piece of pavement', SNAKE PLISKIN replied calmly, "We just want to make sure this poor highway gets a good home, three solid meals a day and the finest education this country has to offer. We hope that some day, with enough love and nurturing, this highway can grow up to be anything it dreams to be, even the President of the United States. God Bless America!"
We asked SNAKE PLISKIN about the break in at the Pentagon that occured last night, SNAKE PLISKIN had no comment at press time.
Jeff Wiki-Wild Wiki-Wild-Wild-West Reporting
Wassana, WI
Locals have been talking lately, talking about the heroic work of a certain group of four individuals, known as, SNAKE PLISKIN. Who is SNAKE PLISKIN? Some people claim that the origins of SNAKE PLISKIN are locked within the most guarded of brains, held in glass jars, down at the Middlesex County YWCA. Others believe that the group emerged from the Atlantic ocean, twenty years ago. They were just babies when they washed up onto the beach, but local soothesayers claim that they were guided to land by magical powers, or were merely stuck in the brine of a grey whale, who eventually spit them up in Asbury Park, New Jersey.
Regardless of their mysterious entrance into our world, SNAKE PLISKIN is certainly stirring things up in our small town of Wassana, Wisconsin. Just last week, an elderly woman, who was having sex with a mule in the attic of her home, was violently kicked out of her attic window and nearly lost her life on the ground below. But SNAKE PLISKIN was waiting to catch her. A teenager, desperately looking for solace within the pages of his DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE liner notes, slit his wrists while screaming, "I will follow you into the dark!" Who was there to inject the depressed youth with Claire Bennet's blood and save his life? SNAKE PLISKIN.
And it should be no suprise that yesterday, the super human group known as SNAKE PLISKIN adopted the worn down and desheveled Highway 11. When asked 'why would you adopt such a run down piece of pavement', SNAKE PLISKIN replied calmly, "We just want to make sure this poor highway gets a good home, three solid meals a day and the finest education this country has to offer. We hope that some day, with enough love and nurturing, this highway can grow up to be anything it dreams to be, even the President of the United States. God Bless America!"
We asked SNAKE PLISKIN about the break in at the Pentagon that occured last night, SNAKE PLISKIN had no comment at press time.
Jeff Wiki-Wild Wiki-Wild-Wild-West Reporting