im a yankees fan...

[selftitled85]

and i have been since i remember being old enough to turn on the tv which was prob 4 or so. anyways, im just wondering what everyones problem with them is. people always are like the yankees fucking suck and buy everyone and always win. but last time i checked they havent won a series since 00. i understand if you hate george steinbrenner...i hate him too. but please dont hate the yankees if you dont have a reason.

people left out of this include...
true boston red sox fans
new york met fans
atlanta braves fans

[Member]

I am an Indians fan, My hate for the Yankees comes from living in upstate New York and having every kid in school rub it in your face that the Yankees won last night or won the World Series. The fact that they haven't won since 2000 has eased up my hate towards them, but last year I made sure to tell everyone I wanted the Red Sox to win the ALCS and the obnoxious things people kept saying, like in their away messages "It ends tonight" and things like that piss me off. Overall my hate towards the Yankees is more about a hate for their fans.

[Anton Djamoos]

I'm a Mets fan. I guess I shouldn't list my multitude of reasons.

But three quick reasons, without getting into too much of an argument...

1. Their fans are the worst, fairweather fans in any sport
2. George Steinbrenner is single-handedly ruining baseball
3. Chuck Knoblauch (Keith Olbermann's mom didn't deserve that)

[YourLatestVicti]

Sweet as a Met fan I'm left out. But I think the reason lots of people hate the Yankees is they have such a huge payroll(although both the Mets and Boston are guilty too), also they do win a lot and have won in the past. And the stereotypical Yankee fan is not very likeable. Now prior to last season most baseball fans(yankee fans excluded) were rooting for the red sox to win because their fans had been through so much.

I'm not sure if that made any sense but in my head I have a brilliant argument, just putting it into words is where things get tough.

Another thing is players apperently are all-stars when they play for the Yankees. A few years back David Justice was on the Indians had about 20 homeruns and tons of RBIs, none of my friends who were Yankees fans would give him any credit. Then midway through the season he was traded to the Yankees and put up identical numbers and everyone thought he was the best baseball player since Mickey Mantle.

[mickmadethelist]

i hate them because im a red sox fan, it comes with the territory. but in all honesty, it comes down to the team. they make it seem like a job instead of a game. they almost forget that its fun. Like when arod slapped the ball out of the glove...that was a total bitch move. And the fans too...most of them rub it in other teams(especially bostons) face that they won 27 titles. they have no grace about winning. there is no pride with being a yankees fan. if youre a sox fan...you were born a sox fan. before last year, it was so hard to be a sox fan but it was like a badge of pride. im sure its like this for other teams too. the cubs...havent won in forever, but i live in chicago now and everyone is a cubs fan. again, its a badge of pride

[Heartcore]

I'm a Mets fan. I guess I shouldn't list my multitude of reasons.

But three quick reasons, without getting into too much of an argument...

1. Their fans are the worst, fairweather fans in any sport
2. George Steinbrenner is single-handedly ruining baseball
3. Chuck Knoblauch (Keith Olbermann's mom didn't deserve that)

-I'm a Yankees fan and I stick by them no matter what, which is easy to say when they have a great team but before '96 it was rough.

-Steinbrenner is a douche and for the sake of everyone, baseball should have a salary cap, it is truly unfair.

-And hot shit, I'm so glad somebody remembers that, I laughed very, very hard, and felt bad afterwards.

[aminorthreat55]

people left out of this include...
true boston red sox fans

Sweet, I'm exempt.

[Drew Beringer]

I'm a Brewers fan, so I hate the Yankees because A-Rod is worth more than the Brewers. Jaykay, I have no problem with the Yankees. :animateds

[FinchBulldog2]

Sweet, I'm exempt.
same.

[richter915]

I am an Indians fan, My hate for the Yankees comes from living in upstate New York and having every kid in school rub it in your face that the Yankees won last night or won the World Series. The fact that they haven't won since 2000 has eased up my hate towards them, but last year I made sure to tell everyone I wanted the Red Sox to win the ALCS and the obnoxious things people kept saying, like in their away messages "It ends tonight" and things like that piss me off. Overall my hate towards the Yankees is more about a hate for their fans.
I dunno about the upstate NY thing...I have two roommates who are from there and hate the yankees...they're one of the "I like Boston just cause I don't wanna like NY" people...honestly, I think Boston fans are annoying as hell...they go waaaay too far. At least NY Yankees fans have some class...I have friends that go to various universities in the Boston area and during the world series people would start "Yankees suck" chants on the bus...we never do that here in NY...

besides...New York is the most amazing place in the world and all yankees haters are just jealous...stop whining.

[im_random]

And the stereotypical Yankee fan is not very likeable.

Stereotypical being the key word there. What is the perception that other baseball fans have of yankee fans? Arrogant? Because the same thing could be said about TRUE fans for almost every other major league team (particularly the red sox). And if it's not arrogance what is it?

I've NEVER understood why people have such issues with the Yankees and their fans, and having been a fan since I was born and growing up in a house in which I would be given away if I liked another team..I want to know damnit.

[richter915]

Stereotypical being the key word there. What is the perception that other baseball fans have of yankee fans? Arrogant? Because the same thing could be said about TRUE fans for almost every other major league team (particularly the red sox). And if it's not arrogance what is it?

I've NEVER understood why people have such issues with the Yankees and their fans, and having been a fan since I was born and growing up in a house in which I would be given away if I liked another team..I want to know damnit.
they're just jealous.

[apoemtothedead]

I respect the Yankees.

[Signals Corrupted]

yankee's defense is that boston has a huge payroll too... but ny's is still about 50 mill over boston's and it will continue to grow ever single year they dont win. steinbrener is the devil, i despise him, and i believe a-rod will have him assassinated - this guy is a tremendous player, who used to be very well-liked in seattle; in new york, he's been reduced to slapping the ball out of pitcher's hands haha..

by the way, at dodger stadium, there are frequent "yankees suck" chants for no particular reason.. dodger fans just dont know how to direct their hate haha.

[iamtheromans]

I love the Giants, us National Leaugers dont care about the yankees.

[Signals Corrupted]

I love the Giants, us National Leaugers dont care about the yankees.

i hate the giants, but i enjoy our rivalry. hello nice to meet you, im dodger fan.

[selftitled85]

most yankee fans are not fairweather fans. the yankees truly sucked from 89-93...which are the first years i started to like them. don mattingly was my fav player and its a crime he never won a title.

and yes like i said before i totally despise george steinbrenner. i didnt like arod i thought he was overrated...but his game two days ago was out of this world.

and derek jeter, is one hell of a player.

[AshesAshes]

Sweet, I'm exempt.
me too :D

[apoemtothedead]

I love the Giants, us National Leaugers dont care about the yankees.
Giants suck. Like a lot.

[im_random]

steinbrener is the devil, i despise him, and i believe a-rod will have him assassinated

I think every yankee fan would agree about steinbrenner being the devil by the way. I hate that man so freaking much.

as for a-rod..well as soon as i found out they traded soriano for him i was freaking PISSED! i still resent that trade. i love soriano. but 10 rbi's the other night..that's just beast.

[YourLatestVicti]

most yankee fans are not fairweather fans. the yankees truly sucked from 89-93...which are the first years i started to like them. don mattingly was my fav player and its a crime he never won a title.

and yes like i said before i totally despise george steinbrenner. i didnt like arod i thought he was overrated...but his game two days ago was out of this world.

and derek jeter, is one hell of a player.
Derek Jeter is in the same category as Reggie Miller as far as I'm concerned. When he's on your team he's great but when he's not you hate him. And I hate Jeter and I swear if I see that stupid little flip play against the A's from a few years back one more time I'm going to throw my tv out the window.

[Signals Corrupted]

I think every yankee fan would agree about steinbrenner being the devil by the way. I hate that man so freaking much.

as for a-rod..well as soon as i found out they traded soriano for him i was freaking PISSED! i still resent that trade. i love soriano. but 10 rbi's the other night..that's just beast.


you hate him, but he pays for your expensive ass players

[NetNerdsRevenge]

woo im exempt

I like some yankees...others not so much

Like that ass-hat who "jumped in front of a speeding car to save a young boy"....ya, right, ok alex...you saved a kid in the middle of the day with no other witnesses except for the yankee players and the father of the kid (who happens to be a yankee fan and works PR in New York).

[oeness]

Im an A's fan and there are several reasons why me and most other A's fans hate the Yankees:

1. In 2000 and 2001 the A's took the yankees to the 5th game of the ALDS both years only to come up short.

2. Everytime the Yankees come to town, almost half of the coliseum (which holds 55,000 plus fans), is filled with drunk arrogant yankee fans who are looking to fight.

3. Jason Giambi: who stated on the Tonigh Show's top ten reasons he wants to go to the Yankees "Have you ever been to oakland?" this comment pissed me off more than anything.

Jeter Sucks
Giambi Swallows
Go A's!

[Heartcore]

most yankee fans are not fairweather fans. the yankees truly sucked from 89-93...which are the first years i started to like them. don mattingly was my fav player and its a crime he never won a title.

and yes like i said before i totally despise george steinbrenner. i didnt like arod i thought he was overrated...but his game two days ago was out of this world.

and derek jeter, is one hell of a player.

Shit man, I worshiped Don Mattingly

[apoemtothedead]

Im an A's fan and there are several reasons why me and most other A's fans hate the Yankees:

1. In 2000 and 2001 the A's took the yankees to the 5th game of the ALDS both years only to come up short.

2. Everytime the Yankees come to town, almost half of the coliseum (which holds 55,000 plus fans), is filled with drunk arrogant yankee fans who are looking to fight.

3. Jason Giambi: who stated on the Tonigh Show's top ten reasons he wants to go to the Yankees "Have you ever been to oakland?" this comment pissed me off more than anything.

Jeter Sucks
Giambi Swallows
Go A's!

I'm embarassed to like the same team as you.

[somethingyellow]

I love the Giants, us National Leaugers dont care about the yankees.
good shit, i love the giants as well :animateds

[selftitled85]

Shit man, I worshiped Don Mattingly

i was so pissed. we were in the town his restaurant is in. and my dad didnt want to go so we didnt. he was there that night so i missed meeting him. i wanted to kill him.

[Caleb Cattivera]

i'm a cardinals fan. season ticket holder going on my seventh year:) anyways, theres not too much hate towards the yankees here. joe torre was in st louis before he went to new york and i always liked him here. there's really not even hate towards the red sox(except for renteria haha). saint louis is definately the best baseball city(not only my opinion, but also the sporting news for the last few years). the only team we hate in st louis is the cubs, and some of us hate the royals(not i). and the whole cubs/cards thing is love/hate to me. when sosa and mcgwire were duking it out a few years back, everyone at busch was cheering for sosa too. only time stl fans have been assholes is to john rocker when he pitched here in the alds a few years back(very memorbale day for me), but yes that's all

i was so pissed. we were in the town his restaurant is in. and my dad didnt want to go so we didnt. he was there that night so i missed meeting him. i wanted to kill him.

haha you were in evansville, indiana? insane, i dated a girl from there for seven months recently. his retaurant is no longer open, but i went there in sixth grade and had the privlege of meeting him. ill have to scan the pic and post it sometime.

[im_random]

I'm embarassed to like the same team as you.

Wow, I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that post was completely moronic.

you hate him, but he pays for your expensive ass players

yeah, but i hate him. probably more than anyone else on the whole planet.

And I also worshiped Don Mattingly so much that in 4th grade I dressed up as him for Halloween and went around calling myself DonNA Mattingly. haha

[SxS_core]

i'm not even a baseball fan and I still hate the Yankees...go figure.

[YourLatestVicti]

i'm not even a baseball fan and I still hate the Yankees...go figure.
To me that just seems ignorant.

[catchmealone]

I can't believe some of you don't like Jeter.
I'm a big A's fan, but I am rational. I can't hate the Yankee's simply because they beat us in the Playoffs, that's not a fair reason. What Jeter did on that play is amazing. I actually like Jeter, he's one of my favorite players. Why?
-Because he's a TRUE Yankee. "Born and raised" a Yankee, he was drafted and brought up. He wasn't bought through free angency, he wasn't traded for. He IS a Yankee, and I can respect that.
-He is a winner. He's Mr. Clutch. If I was starting a baseball team and I had choice of anyone in MLB, Jeter would be one of the top players I would want. He does things the right way, and he doesn't get mixed up into trouble. He is a model baseball player. He's a hardworker and he does all the little things the right way.

My hatred of the Yankees is more a hatred for George Steinbrenner and everything he stands for. Being Brian Cashman has to be the easiest job in the world. If you know MINIMAL about baseball you could be GM for the Yankees. All you have to do is go...."Hey George, this Gary Sheffield, he's pretty good, let's get him". The Yankees don't breed baseball teams, they buy them. I would rather be a fan of a team like the A's, like the Cubs, like the Indians. Teams that draft well, have great farm systems, teams that don't spend ungodly amounts of money to "build" a team.
That's not baseball.

[YourLatestVicti]

I can't believe some of you don't like Jeter.
I'm a big A's fan, but I am rational. I can't hate the Yankee's simply because they beat us in the Playoffs, that's not a fair reason. What Jeter did on that play is amazing. I actually like Jeter, he's one of my favorite players. Why?
-Because he's a TRUE Yankee. "Born and raised" a Yankee, he was drafted and brought up. He wasn't bought through free angency, he wasn't traded for. He IS a Yankee, and I can respect that.
-He is a winner. He's Mr. Clutch. If I was starting a baseball team and I had choice of anyone in MLB, Jeter would be one of the top players I would want. He does things the right way, and he doesn't get mixed up into trouble. He is a model baseball player. He's a hardworker and he does all the little things the right way.

My hatred of the Yankees is more a hatred for George Steinbrenner and everything he stands for. Being Brian Cashman has to be the easiest job in the world. If you know MINIMAL about baseball you could be GM for the Yankees. All you have to do is go...."Hey George, this Gary Sheffield, he's pretty good, let's get him". The Yankees don't breed baseball teams, they buy them. I would rather be a fan of a team like the A's, like the Cubs, like the Indians. Teams that draft well, have great farm systems, teams that don't spend ungodly amounts of money to "build" a team.
That's not baseball.
A couple things. One, that play against Oakland, Jeter was supposed to be there. And that's not something I am making up, a Yankees fan who I coached little league baseball with had a coaching guide type thing that tells you where every player should be at any given moment. So everyone can stop praising that play, now to demostrate that I am not just biased against Jeter, he is a clutch player and I can respect him as a great player but I don't like him. Secondly, the Indians used to buy themselves teams, but that failed so they entered a rebuilding phase. Look at who they had over the years, Chuck Finley(a supposed "Yankee Killer"), Juan Gonzalez, Matt Williams, David Justice, Roberto Alomar. When John Hart was the GM they tried to buy a championship but always overlooked the pitching.

[catchmealone]

A couple things. One, that play against Oakland, Jeter was supposed to be there. And that's not something I am making up, a Yankees fan who I coached little league baseball with had a coaching guide type thing that tells you where every player should be at any given moment. So everyone can stop praising that play, now to demostrate that I am not just biased against Jeter, he is a clutch player and I can respect him as a great player but I don't like him. Secondly, the Indians used to buy themselves teams, but that failed so they entered a rebuilding phase. Look at who they had over the years, Chuck Finley(a supposed "Yankee Killer"), Juan Gonzalez, Matt Williams, David Justice, Roberto Alomar. When John Hart was the GM they tried to buy a championship but always overlooked the pitching.
I know he was supposed to be there, but it's just not something you ever see. That only supports what I said about Jeter doing all the small things right. You can't say every shortstop would have been thinking to be there. Some might, but Jeter was, because he's a winner.

[oeness]

Wow, I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that post was completely moronic.

can you back that up? im curious as to how that was "moronic"? im just stating the reasons why i dislike the yankees just like everyone else is. stop being a lil bitch

[apoemtothedead]

A couple things. One, that play against Oakland, Jeter was supposed to be there. And that's not something I am making up, a Yankees fan who I coached little league baseball with had a coaching guide type thing that tells you where every player should be at any given moment. So everyone can stop praising that play, now to demostrate that I am not just biased against Jeter, he is a clutch player and I can respect him as a great player but I don't like him. Secondly, the Indians used to buy themselves teams, but that failed so they entered a rebuilding phase. Look at who they had over the years, Chuck Finley(a supposed "Yankee Killer"), Juan Gonzalez, Matt Williams, David Justice, Roberto Alomar. When John Hart was the GM they tried to buy a championship but always overlooked the pitching.
He was still safe.

can you back that up? im curious as to how that was "moronic"? im just stating the reasons why i dislike the yankees just like everyone else is. stop being a lil bitch
Your reasons were moronic.

[iamtheromans]

The Giants our on a three game win streak watch out... were hot. Fuck the yanks, soxs, and the dodgers. I hate the Dodgers

I could seriously go on all day about why I hate the Dodgers so much. That franchise is so much the embodiment of what I hate about L.A. sports and the L.A. people I think I’d rather dry-heave forty times in a row at 3:00 A.M. than go to Chavez Ravine for even one second. Here’s just a few of the things I hate about the Dodgers:

5. I hate Dodger-Blue. Am I the only person that realizes it’s just blue? Royal-freaking-blue! The Kansas City Royals wear the same color and they don’t get all high and mighty about it. You’d think the retards in marketing had invented a cure for cancer! All of the lemmings and team drifters think it’s some sort of magical color that they bleed. I’ll tell you right now: if I ever see anyone bleed Dodger-Blue, I’m going to assume that it’s from breathing in all of the pollution and not from love of the Dodgers.

4. I hate Dodger dogs. It’s a known fact that the city of Los Angeles is a horrible place and most people would rather jam a pencil in their temple than spend any significant time there. Apparently, it’s so bad that they get all up in a tizzy about a hot dog. The damn things are Oscar Mayer for crying out loud. They probably had some poor slob intern run down to Albertsons and pick up a bunch or something. The next person I meet that makes a big deal about Dodger Dogs, I’ll probably have to slit from gullet to groin and leave lying on the sidewalk in a pool of his own Dodger-Blue blood.

3. I hate the front office. It’s not enough that they hire some ‘tardo G.M. who picks fights with fans and skews the market by signing has-been pitchers for ungodly amounts of money. When that doesn’t work they have to siphon off real talent from actual intelligent front-offices to build their team. Now that they’re finally winning for the first time in twenty years, I have to hear all the idiot fans crowing like they’re team is so great. OF COURSE YOUR TEAM IS DOING WELL, THEY COPIED THE A’S AND GIANTS YOU IDIOTS!

2. I hate Jeff Kent. I’ll say that one again: I hate Jeff Kent.

1. I hate the fans…A LOT. Get a load of this guy:

From: HUGO VELASCO [mailto: stangmoz@yahoo.com]
Sent: Monday, April 18, 2005 8:56 PM
To: Funkychild@ihatela.com
Subject: FUCK L.A HATERS
I invite you and the rest of you haters to dodger stadium come with you fuck dodger and fuck L.A attitude.Don't just hide behind your computer screen and talk shit.Pathetic lame hermaphrodites.The world revolves around LOS ANGELES..I doubt Sacto or any other northern Cali city has a hate site for it..

Spelling and grammar errors (and an appalling understanding of basic physics) notwithstanding, the guy can’t even make a coherent point. I think he’s trying to invite me to enjoy a game with him, though I can’t for the life of me figure out why he would think I’d want to patronize his crappy team with my money. He’s so stupid, he actually thinks that an avowed hater of his shitty little team would actually want to voluntarily go down into that muck and watch a game.

Dodger fans assume that since they are not loyal to their teams, everyone else probably isn’t either. They can’t figure out why anyone would root for the Giants or Kings when they haven’t won a championship. One more losing season from the Lakers and all those tools down there will suddenly pretend like they’ve been Spurs or Pistons fans forever.

Yes, I hate the L.A. fans most of all.

[PunkDrums182]

and i have been since i remember being old enough to turn on the tv which was prob 4 or so. anyways, im just wondering what everyones problem with them is. people always are like the yankees fucking suck and buy everyone and always win. but last time i checked they havent won a series since 00. i understand if you hate george steinbrenner...i hate him too. but please dont hate the yankees if you dont have a reason.

people left out of this include...
true boston red sox fans
new york met fans
atlanta braves fans
I'm a mets fan and i hate alot of yankee [B]FANS because a lot of them are ass holes about it. (Not really hate, like a lot of my friends like them) but a lot of yankee fans annoy the shit out of me.

[apoemtothedead]

The Giants our on a three game win streak watch out... were hot. Fuck the yanks, soxs, and the dodgers. I hate the Dodgers

I could seriously go on all day about why I hate the Dodgers so much. That franchise is so much the embodiment of what I hate about L.A. sports and the L.A. people I think I’d rather dry-heave forty times in a row at 3:00 A.M. than go to Chavez Ravine for even one second. Here’s just a few of the things I hate about the Dodgers:

5. I hate Dodger-Blue. Am I the only person that realizes it’s just blue? Royal-freaking-blue! The Kansas City Royals wear the same color and they don’t get all high and mighty about it. You’d think the retards in marketing had invented a cure for cancer! All of the lemmings and team drifters think it’s some sort of magical color that they bleed. I’ll tell you right now: if I ever see anyone bleed Dodger-Blue, I’m going to assume that it’s from breathing in all of the pollution and not from love of the Dodgers.

4. I hate Dodger dogs. It’s a known fact that the city of Los Angeles is a horrible place and most people would rather jam a pencil in their temple than spend any significant time there. Apparently, it’s so bad that they get all up in a tizzy about a hot dog. The damn things are Oscar Mayer for crying out loud. They probably had some poor slob intern run down to Albertsons and pick up a bunch or something. The next person I meet that makes a big deal about Dodger Dogs, I’ll probably have to slit from gullet to groin and leave lying on the sidewalk in a pool of his own Dodger-Blue blood.

3. I hate the front office. It’s not enough that they hire some ‘tardo G.M. who picks fights with fans and skews the market by signing has-been pitchers for ungodly amounts of money. When that doesn’t work they have to siphon off real talent from actual intelligent front-offices to build their team. Now that they’re finally winning for the first time in twenty years, I have to hear all the idiot fans crowing like they’re team is so great. OF COURSE YOUR TEAM IS DOING WELL, THEY COPIED THE A’S AND GIANTS YOU IDIOTS!

2. I hate Jeff Kent. I’ll say that one again: I hate Jeff Kent.

1. I hate the fans…A LOT. Get a load of this guy:

From: HUGO VELASCO [mailto: stangmoz@yahoo.com]
Sent: Monday, April 18, 2005 8:56 PM
To: Funkychild@ihatela.com
Subject: FUCK L.A HATERS
I invite you and the rest of you haters to dodger stadium come with you fuck dodger and fuck L.A attitude.Don't just hide behind your computer screen and talk shit.Pathetic lame hermaphrodites.The world revolves around LOS ANGELES..I doubt Sacto or any other northern Cali city has a hate site for it..

Spelling and grammar errors (and an appalling understanding of basic physics) notwithstanding, the guy can’t even make a coherent point. I think he’s trying to invite me to enjoy a game with him, though I can’t for the life of me figure out why he would think I’d want to patronize his crappy team with my money. He’s so stupid, he actually thinks that an avowed hater of his shitty little team would actually want to voluntarily go down into that muck and watch a game.

Dodger fans assume that since they are not loyal to their teams, everyone else probably isn’t either. They can’t figure out why anyone would root for the Giants or Kings when they haven’t won a championship. One more losing season from the Lakers and all those tools down there will suddenly pretend like they’ve been Spurs or Pistons fans forever.

Yes, I hate the L.A. fans most of all.]The Giants our on a three game win streak watch out... were hot. Fuck the yanks, soxs, and the dodgers. I hate the Dodgers

I could seriously go on all day about why I hate the Dodgers so much. That franchise is so much the embodiment of what I hate about L.A. sports and the L.A. people I think I’d rather dry-heave forty times in a row at 3:00 A.M. than go to Chavez Ravine for even one second. Here’s just a few of the things I hate about the Dodgers:

5. I hate Dodger-Blue. Am I the only person that realizes it’s just blue? Royal-freaking-blue! The Kansas City Royals wear the same color and they don’t get all high and mighty about it. You’d think the retards in marketing had invented a cure for cancer! All of the lemmings and team drifters think it’s some sort of magical color that they bleed. I’ll tell you right now: if I ever see anyone bleed Dodger-Blue, I’m going to assume that it’s from breathing in all of the pollution and not from love of the Dodgers.

4. I hate Dodger dogs. It’s a known fact that the city of Los Angeles is a horrible place and most people would rather jam a pencil in their temple than spend any significant time there. Apparently, it’s so bad that they get all up in a tizzy about a hot dog. The damn things are Oscar Mayer for crying out loud. They probably had some poor slob intern run down to Albertsons and pick up a bunch or something. The next person I meet that makes a big deal about Dodger Dogs, I’ll probably have to slit from gullet to groin and leave lying on the sidewalk in a pool of his own Dodger-Blue blood.

3. I hate the front office. It’s not enough that they hire some ‘tardo G.M. who picks fights with fans and skews the market by signing has-been pitchers for ungodly amounts of money. When that doesn’t work they have to siphon off real talent from actual intelligent front-offices to build their team. Now that they’re finally winning for the first time in twenty years, I have to hear all the idiot fans crowing like they’re team is so great. OF COURSE YOUR TEAM IS DOING WELL, THEY COPIED THE A’S AND GIANTS YOU IDIOTS!

2. I hate Jeff Kent. I’ll say that one again: I hate Jeff Kent.

1. I hate the fans…A LOT. Get a load of this guy:

From: HUGO VELASCO [mailto: stangmoz@yahoo.com]
Sent: Monday, April 18, 2005 8:56 PM
To: Funkychild@ihatela.com
Subject: FUCK L.A HATERS
I invite you and the rest of you haters to dodger stadium come with you fuck dodger and fuck L.A attitude.Don't just hide behind your computer screen and talk shit.Pathetic lame hermaphrodites.The world revolves around LOS ANGELES..I doubt Sacto or any other northern Cali city has a hate site for it..

Spelling and grammar errors (and an appalling understanding of basic physics) notwithstanding, the guy can’t even make a coherent point. I think he’s trying to invite me to enjoy a game with him, though I can’t for the life of me figure out why he would think I’d want to patronize his crappy team with my money. He’s so stupid, he actually thinks that an avowed hater of his shitty little team would actually want to voluntarily go down into that muck and watch a game.

Dodger fans assume that since they are not loyal to their teams, everyone else probably isn’t either. They can’t figure out why anyone would root for the Giants or Kings when they haven’t won a championship. One more losing season from the Lakers and all those tools down there will suddenly pretend like they’ve been Spurs or Pistons fans forever.

Yes, I hate the L.A. fans most of all.]The Giants our on a three game win streak watch out... were hot. Fuck the yanks, soxs, and the dodgers. I hate the Dodgers

I could seriously go on all day about why I hate the Dodgers so much. That franchise is so much the embodiment of what I hate about L.A. sports and the L.A. people I think I’d rather dry-heave forty times in a row at 3:00 A.M. than go to Chavez Ravine for even one second. Here’s just a few of the things I hate about the Dodgers:

5. I hate Dodger-Blue. Am I the only person that realizes it’s just blue? Royal-freaking-blue! The Kansas City Royals wear the same color and they don’t get all high and mighty about it. You’d think the retards in marketing had invented a cure for cancer! All of the lemmings and team drifters think it’s some sort of magical color that they bleed. I’ll tell you right now: if I ever see anyone bleed Dodger-Blue, I’m going to assume that it’s from breathing in all of the pollution and not from love of the Dodgers.

4. I hate Dodger dogs. It’s a known fact that the city of Los Angeles is a horrible place and most people would rather jam a pencil in their temple than spend any significant time there. Apparently, it’s so bad that they get all up in a tizzy about a hot dog. The damn things are Oscar Mayer for crying out loud. They probably had some poor slob intern run down to Albertsons and pick up a bunch or something. The next person I meet that makes a big deal about Dodger Dogs, I’ll probably have to slit from gullet to groin and leave lying on the sidewalk in a pool of his own Dodger-Blue blood.

3. I hate the front office. It’s not enough that they hire some ‘tardo G.M. who picks fights with fans and skews the market by signing has-been pitchers for ungodly amounts of money. When that doesn’t work they have to siphon off real talent from actual intelligent front-offices to build their team. Now that they’re finally winning for the first time in twenty years, I have to hear all the idiot fans crowing like they’re team is so great. OF COURSE YOUR TEAM IS DOING WELL, THEY COPIED THE A’S AND GIANTS YOU IDIOTS!

2. I hate Jeff Kent. I’ll say that one again: I hate Jeff Kent.

1. I hate the fans…A LOT. Get a load of this guy:

From: HUGO VELASCO [mailto: stangmoz@yahoo.com]
Sent: Monday, April 18, 2005 8:56 PM
To: Funkychild@ihatela.com
Subject: FUCK L.A HATERS
I invite you and the rest of you haters to dodger stadium come with you fuck dodger and fuck L.A attitude.Don't just hide behind your computer screen and talk shit.Pathetic lame hermaphrodites.The world revolves around LOS ANGELES..I doubt Sacto or any other northern Cali city has a hate site for it..

Spelling and grammar errors (and an appalling understanding of basic physics) notwithstanding, the guy can’t even make a coherent point. I think he’s trying to invite me to enjoy a game with him, though I can’t for the life of me figure out why he would think I’d want to patronize his crappy team with my money. He’s so stupid, he actually thinks that an avowed hater of his shitty little team would actually want to voluntarily go down into that muck and watch a game.

Dodger fans assume that since they are not loyal to their teams, everyone else probably isn’t either. They can’t figure out why anyone would root for the Giants or Kings when they haven’t won a championship. One more losing season from the Lakers and all those tools down there will suddenly pretend like they’ve been Spurs or Pistons fans forever.

Yes, I hate the L.A. fans most of all.]The Giants our on a three game win streak watch out... were hot. Fuck the yanks, soxs, and the dodgers. I hate the Dodgers

I could seriously go on all day about why I hate the Dodgers so much. That franchise is so much the embodiment of what I hate about L.A. sports and the L.A. people I think I’d rather dry-heave forty times in a row at 3:00 A.M. than go to Chavez Ravine for even one second. Here’s just a few of the things I hate about the Dodgers:

5. I hate Dodger-Blue. Am I the only person that realizes it’s just blue? Royal-freaking-blue! The Kansas City Royals wear the same color and they don’t get all high and mighty about it. You’d think the retards in marketing had invented a cure for cancer! All of the lemmings and team drifters think it’s some sort of magical color that they bleed. I’ll tell you right now: if I ever see anyone bleed Dodger-Blue, I’m going to assume that it’s from breathing in all of the pollution and not from love of the Dodgers.

4. I hate Dodger dogs. It’s a known fact that the city of Los Angeles is a horrible place and most people would rather jam a pencil in their temple than spend any significant time there. Apparently, it’s so bad that they get all up in a tizzy about a hot dog. The damn things are Oscar Mayer for crying out loud. They probably had some poor slob intern run down to Albertsons and pick up a bunch or something. The next person I meet that makes a big deal about Dodger Dogs, I’ll probably have to slit from gullet to groin and leave lying on the sidewalk in a pool of his own Dodger-Blue blood.

3. I hate the front office. It’s not enough that they hire some ‘tardo G.M. who picks fights with fans and skews the market by signing has-been pitchers for ungodly amounts of money. When that doesn’t work they have to siphon off real talent from actual intelligent front-offices to build their team. Now that they’re finally winning for the first time in twenty years, I have to hear all the idiot fans crowing like they’re team is so great. OF COURSE YOUR TEAM IS DOING WELL, THEY COPIED THE A’S AND GIANTS YOU IDIOTS!

2. I hate Jeff Kent. I’ll say that one again: I hate Jeff Kent.

1. I hate the fans…A LOT. Get a load of this guy:

From: HUGO VELASCO [mailto: stangmoz@yahoo.com]
Sent: Monday, April 18, 2005 8:56 PM
To: Funkychild@ihatela.com
Subject: FUCK L.A HATERS
I invite you and the rest of you haters to dodger stadium come with you fuck dodger and fuck L.A attitude.Don't just hide behind your computer screen and talk shit.Pathetic lame hermaphrodites.The world revolves around LOS ANGELES..I doubt Sacto or any other northern Cali city has a hate site for it..

Spelling and grammar errors (and an appalling understanding of basic physics) notwithstanding, the guy can’t even make a coherent point. I think he’s trying to invite me to enjoy a game with him, though I can’t for the life of me figure out why he would think I’d want to patronize his crappy team with my money. He’s so stupid, he actually thinks that an avowed hater of his shitty little team would actually want to voluntarily go down into that muck and watch a game.

Dodger fans assume that since they are not loyal to their teams, everyone else probably isn’t either. They can’t figure out why anyone would root for the Giants or Kings when they haven’t won a championship. One more losing season from the Lakers and all those tools down there will suddenly pretend like they’ve been Spurs or Pistons fans forever.

Yes, I hate the L.A. fans most of all.]The Giants our on a three game win streak watch out... were hot. Fuck the yanks, soxs, and the dodgers. I hate the Dodgers

I could seriously go on all day about why I hate the Dodgers so much. That franchise is so much the embodiment of what I hate about L.A. sports and the L.A. people I think I’d rather dry-heave forty times in a row at 3:00 A.M. than go to Chavez Ravine for even one second. Here’s just a few of the things I hate about the Dodgers:

5. I hate Dodger-Blue. Am I the only person that realizes it’s just blue? Royal-freaking-blue! The Kansas City Royals wear the same color and they don’t get all high and mighty about it. You’d think the retards in marketing had invented a cure for cancer! All of the lemmings and team drifters think it’s some sort of magical color that they bleed. I’ll tell you right now: if I ever see anyone bleed Dodger-Blue, I’m going to assume that it’s from breathing in all of the pollution and not from love of the Dodgers.

4. I hate Dodger dogs. It’s a known fact that the city of Los Angeles is a horrible place and most people would rather jam a pencil in their temple than spend any significant time there. Apparently, it’s so bad that they get all up in a tizzy about a hot dog. The damn things are Oscar Mayer for crying out loud. They probably had some poor slob intern run down to Albertsons and pick up a bunch or something. The next person I meet that makes a big deal about Dodger Dogs, I’ll probably have to slit from gullet to groin and leave lying on the sidewalk in a pool of his own Dodger-Blue blood.

3. I hate the front office. It’s not enough that they hire some ‘tardo G.M. who picks fights with fans and skews the market by signing has-been pitchers for ungodly amounts of money. When that doesn’t work they have to siphon off real talent from actual intelligent front-offices to build their team. Now that they’re finally winning for the first time in twenty years, I have to hear all the idiot fans crowing like they’re team is so great. OF COURSE YOUR TEAM IS DOING WELL, THEY COPIED THE A’S AND GIANTS YOU IDIOTS!

2. I hate Jeff Kent. I’ll say that one again: I hate Jeff Kent.

1. I hate the fans…A LOT. Get a load of this guy:

From: HUGO VELASCO [mailto: stangmoz@yahoo.com]
Sent: Monday, April 18, 2005 8:56 PM
To: Funkychild@ihatela.com
Subject: FUCK L.A HATERS
I invite you and the rest of you haters to dodger stadium come with you fuck dodger and fuck L.A attitude.Don't just hide behind your computer screen and talk shit.Pathetic lame hermaphrodites.The world revolves around LOS ANGELES..I doubt Sacto or any other northern Cali city has a hate site for it..

Spelling and grammar errors (and an appalling understanding of basic physics) notwithstanding, the guy can’t even make a coherent point. I think he’s trying to invite me to enjoy a game with him, though I can’t for the life of me figure out why he would think I’d want to patronize his crappy team with my money. He’s so stupid, he actually thinks that an avowed hater of his shitty little team would actually want to voluntarily go down into that muck and watch a game.

Dodger fans assume that since they are not loyal to their teams, everyone else probably isn’t either. They can’t figure out why anyone would root for the Giants or Kings when they haven’t won a championship. One more losing season from the Lakers and all those tools down there will suddenly pretend like they’ve been Spurs or Pistons fans forever.

Yes, I hate the L.A. fans most of all.]The Giants our on a three game win streak watch out... were hot. Fuck the yanks, soxs, and the dodgers. I hate the Dodgers

I could seriously go on all day about why I hate the Dodgers so much. That franchise is so much the embodiment of what I hate about L.A. sports and the L.A. people I think I’d rather dry-heave forty times in a row at 3:00 A.M. than go to Chavez Ravine for even one second. Here’s just a few of the things I hate about the Dodgers:

5. I hate Dodger-Blue. Am I the only person that realizes it’s just blue? Royal-freaking-blue! The Kansas City Royals wear the same color and they don’t get all high and mighty about it. You’d think the retards in marketing had invented a cure for cancer! All of the lemmings and team drifters think it’s some sort of magical color that they bleed. I’ll tell you right now: if I ever see anyone bleed Dodger-Blue, I’m going to assume that it’s from breathing in all of the pollution and not from love of the Dodgers.

4. I hate Dodger dogs. It’s a known fact that the city of Los Angeles is a horrible place and most people would rather jam a pencil in their temple than spend any significant time there. Apparently, it’s so bad that they get all up in a tizzy about a hot dog. The damn things are Oscar Mayer for crying out loud. They probably had some poor slob intern run down to Albertsons and pick up a bunch or something. The next person I meet that makes a big deal about Dodger Dogs, I’ll probably have to slit from gullet to groin and leave lying on the sidewalk in a pool of his own Dodger-Blue blood.

3. I hate the front office. It’s not enough that they hire some ‘tardo G.M. who picks fights with fans and skews the market by signing has-been pitchers for ungodly amounts of money. When that doesn’t work they have to siphon off real talent from actual intelligent front-offices to build their team. Now that they’re finally winning for the first time in twenty years, I have to hear all the idiot fans crowing like they’re team is so great. OF COURSE YOUR TEAM IS DOING WELL, THEY COPIED THE A’S AND GIANTS YOU IDIOTS!

2. I hate Jeff Kent. I’ll say that one again: I hate Jeff Kent.

1. I hate the fans…A LOT. Get a load of this guy:

From: HUGO VELASCO [mailto: stangmoz@yahoo.com]
Sent: Monday, April 18, 2005 8:56 PM
To: Funkychild@ihatela.com
Subject: FUCK L.A HATERS
I invite you and the rest of you haters to dodger stadium come with you fuck dodger and fuck L.A attitude.Don't just hide behind your computer screen and talk shit.Pathetic lame hermaphrodites.The world revolves around LOS ANGELES..I doubt Sacto or any other northern Cali city has a hate site for it..

Spelling and grammar errors (and an appalling understanding of basic physics) notwithstanding, the guy can’t even make a coherent point. I think he’s trying to invite me to enjoy a game with him, though I can’t for the life of me figure out why he would think I’d want to patronize his crappy team with my money. He’s so stupid, he actually thinks that an avowed hater of his shitty little team would actually want to voluntarily go down into that muck and watch a game.

Dodger fans assume that since they are not loyal to their teams, everyone else probably isn’t either. They can’t figure out why anyone would root for the Giants or Kings when they haven’t won a championship. One more losing season from the Lakers and all those tools down there will suddenly pretend like they’ve been Spurs or Pistons fans forever.

Yes, I hate the L.A. fans most of all.]The Giants our on a three game win streak watch out... were hot. Fuck the yanks, soxs, and the dodgers. I hate the Dodgers

I could seriously go on all day about why I hate the Dodgers so much. That franchise is so much the embodiment of what I hate about L.A. sports and the L.A. people I think I’d rather dry-heave forty times in a row at 3:00 A.M. than go to Chavez Ravine for even one second. Here’s just a few of the things I hate about the Dodgers:

5. I hate Dodger-Blue. Am I the only person that realizes it’s just blue? Royal-freaking-blue! The Kansas City Royals wear the same color and they don’t get all high and mighty about it. You’d think the retards in marketing had invented a cure for cancer! All of the lemmings and team drifters think it’s some sort of magical color that they bleed. I’ll tell you right now: if I ever see anyone bleed Dodger-Blue, I’m going to assume that it’s from breathing in all of the pollution and not from love of the Dodgers.

4. I hate Dodger dogs. It’s a known fact that the city of Los Angeles is a horrible place and most people would rather jam a pencil in their temple than spend any significant time there. Apparently, it’s so bad that they get all up in a tizzy about a hot dog. The damn things are Oscar Mayer for crying out loud. They probably had some poor slob intern run down to Albertsons and pick up a bunch or something. The next person I meet that makes a big deal about Dodger Dogs, I’ll probably have to slit from gullet to groin and leave lying on the sidewalk in a pool of his own Dodger-Blue blood.

3. I hate the front office. It’s not enough that they hire some ‘tardo G.M. who picks fights with fans and skews the market by signing has-been pitchers for ungodly amounts of money. When that doesn’t work they have to siphon off real talent from actual intelligent front-offices to build their team. Now that they’re finally winning for the first time in twenty years, I have to hear all the idiot fans crowing like they’re team is so great. OF COURSE YOUR TEAM IS DOING WELL, THEY COPIED THE A’S AND GIANTS YOU IDIOTS!

2. I hate Jeff Kent. I’ll say that one again: I hate Jeff Kent.

1. I hate the fans…A LOT. Get a load of this guy:

From: HUGO VELASCO [mailto: stangmoz@yahoo.com]
Sent: Monday, April 18, 2005 8:56 PM
To: Funkychild@ihatela.com
Subject: FUCK L.A HATERS
I invite you and the rest of you haters to dodger stadium come with you fuck dodger and fuck L.A attitude.Don't just hide behind your computer screen and talk shit.Pathetic lame hermaphrodites.The world revolves around LOS ANGELES..I doubt Sacto or any other northern Cali city has a hate site for it..

Spelling and grammar errors (and an appalling understanding of basic physics) notwithstanding, the guy can’t even make a coherent point. I think he’s trying to invite me to enjoy a game with him, though I can’t for the life of me figure out why he would think I’d want to patronize his crappy team with my money. He’s so stupid, he actually thinks that an avowed hater of his shitty little team would actually want to voluntarily go down into that muck and watch a game.

Dodger fans assume that since they are not loyal to their teams, everyone else probably isn’t either. They can’t figure out why anyone would root for the Giants or Kings when they haven’t won a championship. One more losing season from the Lakers and all those tools down there will suddenly pretend like they’ve been Spurs or Pistons fans forever.

Yes, I hate the L.A. fans most of all.]The Giants our on a three game win streak watch out... were hot. Fuck the yanks, soxs, and the dodgers. I hate the Dodgers

I could seriously go on all day about why I hate the Dodgers so much. That franchise is so much the embodiment of what I hate about L.A. sports and the L.A. people I think I’d rather dry-heave forty times in a row at 3:00 A.M. than go to Chavez Ravine for even one second. Here’s just a few of the things I hate about the Dodgers:

5. I hate Dodger-Blue. Am I the only person that realizes it’s just blue? Royal-freaking-blue! The Kansas City Royals wear the same color and they don’t get all high and mighty about it. You’d think the retards in marketing had invented a cure for cancer! All of the lemmings and team drifters think it’s some sort of magical color that they bleed. I’ll tell you right now: if I ever see anyone bleed Dodger-Blue, I’m going to assume that it’s from breathing in all of the pollution and not from love of the Dodgers.

4. I hate Dodger dogs. It’s a known fact that the city of Los Angeles is a horrible place and most people would rather jam a pencil in their temple than spend any significant time there. Apparently, it’s so bad that they get all up in a tizzy about a hot dog. The damn things are Oscar Mayer for crying out loud. They probably had some poor slob intern run down to Albertsons and pick up a bunch or something. The next person I meet that makes a big deal about Dodger Dogs, I’ll probably have to slit from gullet to groin and leave lying on the sidewalk in a pool of his own Dodger-Blue blood.

3. I hate the front office. It’s not enough that they hire some ‘tardo G.M. who picks fights with fans and skews the market by signing has-been pitchers for ungodly amounts of money. When that doesn’t work they have to siphon off real talent from actual intelligent front-offices to build their team. Now that they’re finally winning for the first time in twenty years, I have to hear all the idiot fans crowing like they’re team is so great. OF COURSE YOUR TEAM IS DOING WELL, THEY COPIED THE A’S AND GIANTS YOU IDIOTS!

2. I hate Jeff Kent. I’ll say that one again: I hate Jeff Kent.

1. I hate the fans…A LOT. Get a load of this guy:

From: HUGO VELASCO [mailto: stangmoz@yahoo.com]
Sent: Monday, April 18, 2005 8:56 PM
To: Funkychild@ihatela.com
Subject: FUCK L.A HATERS
I invite you and the rest of you haters to dodger stadium come with you fuck dodger and fuck L.A attitude.Don't just hide behind your computer screen and talk shit.Pathetic lame hermaphrodites.The world revolves around LOS ANGELES..I doubt Sacto or any other northern Cali city has a hate site for it..

Spelling and grammar errors (and an appalling understanding of basic physics) notwithstanding, the guy can’t even make a coherent point. I think he’s trying to invite me to enjoy a game with him, though I can’t for the life of me figure out why he would think I’d want to patronize his crappy team with my money. He’s so stupid, he actually thinks that an avowed hater of his shitty little team would actually want to voluntarily go down into that muck and watch a game.

Dodger fans assume that since they are not loyal to their teams, everyone else probably isn’t either. They can’t figure out why anyone would root for the Giants or Kings when they haven’t won a championship. One more losing season from the Lakers and all those tools down there will suddenly pretend like they’ve been Spurs or Pistons fans forever.

Yes, I hate the L.A. fans most of all.]The Giants our on a three game win streak watch out... were hot. Fuck the yanks, soxs, and the dodgers. I hate the Dodgers

I could seriously go on all day about why I hate the Dodgers so much. That franchise is so much the embodiment of what I hate about L.A. sports and the L.A. people I think I’d rather dry-heave forty times in a row at 3:00 A.M. than go to Chavez Ravine for even one second. Here’s just a few of the things I hate about the Dodgers:

5. I hate Dodger-Blue. Am I the only person that realizes it’s just blue? Royal-freaking-blue! The Kansas City Royals wear the same color and they don’t get all high and mighty about it. You’d think the retards in marketing had invented a cure for cancer! All of the lemmings and team drifters think it’s some sort of magical color that they bleed. I’ll tell you right now: if I ever see anyone bleed Dodger-Blue, I’m going to assume that it’s from breathing in all of the pollution and not from love of the Dodgers.

4. I hate Dodger dogs. It’s a known fact that the city of Los Angeles is a horrible place and most people would rather jam a pencil in their temple than spend any significant time there. Apparently, it’s so bad that they get all up in a tizzy about a hot dog. The damn things are Oscar Mayer for crying out loud. They probably had some poor slob intern run down to Albertsons and pick up a bunch or something. The next person I meet that makes a big deal about Dodger Dogs, I’ll probably have to slit from gullet to groin and leave lying on the sidewalk in a pool of his own Dodger-Blue blood.

3. I hate the front office. It’s not enough that they hire some ‘tardo G.M. who picks fights with fans and skews the market by signing has-been pitchers for ungodly amounts of money. When that doesn’t work they have to siphon off real talent from actual intelligent front-offices to build their team. Now that they’re finally winning for the first time in twenty years, I have to hear all the idiot fans crowing like they’re team is so great. OF COURSE YOUR TEAM IS DOING WELL, THEY COPIED THE A’S AND GIANTS YOU IDIOTS!

2. I hate Jeff Kent. I’ll say that one again: I hate Jeff Kent.

1. I hate the fans…A LOT. Get a load of this guy:

From: HUGO VELASCO [mailto: stangmoz@yahoo.com]
Sent: Monday, April 18, 2005 8:56 PM
To: Funkychild@ihatela.com
Subject: FUCK L.A HATERS
I invite you and the rest of you haters to dodger stadium come with you fuck dodger and fuck L.A attitude.Don't just hide behind your computer screen and talk shit.Pathetic lame hermaphrodites.The world revolves around LOS ANGELES..I doubt Sacto or any other northern Cali city has a hate site for it..

Spelling and grammar errors (and an appalling understanding of basic physics) notwithstanding, the guy can’t even make a coherent point. I think he’s trying to invite me to enjoy a game with him, though I can’t for the life of me figure out why he would think I’d want to patronize his crappy team with my money. He’s so stupid, he actually thinks that an avowed hater of his shitty little team would actually want to voluntarily go down into that muck and watch a game.

Dodger fans assume that since they are not loyal to their teams, everyone else probably isn’t either. They can’t figure out why anyone would root for the Giants or Kings when they haven’t won a championship. One more losing season from the Lakers and all those tools down there will suddenly pretend like they’ve been Spurs or Pistons fans forever.

Yes, I hate the L.A. fans most of all.]The Giants our on a three game win streak watch out... were hot. Fuck the yanks, soxs, and the dodgers. I hate the Dodgers

I could seriously go on all day about why I hate the Dodgers so much. That franchise is so much the embodiment of what I hate about L.A. sports and the L.A. people I think I’d rather dry-heave forty times in a row at 3:00 A.M. than go to Chavez Ravine for even one second. Here’s just a few of the things I hate about the Dodgers:

5. I hate Dodger-Blue. Am I the only person that realizes it’s just blue? Royal-freaking-blue! The Kansas City Royals wear the same color and they don’t get all high and mighty about it. You’d think the retards in marketing had invented a cure for cancer! All of the lemmings and team drifters think it’s some sort of magical color that they bleed. I’ll tell you right now: if I ever see anyone bleed Dodger-Blue, I’m going to assume that it’s from breathing in all of the pollution and not from love of the Dodgers.

4. I hate Dodger dogs. It’s a known fact that the city of Los Angeles is a horrible place and most people would rather jam a pencil in their temple than spend any significant time there. Apparently, it’s so bad that they get all up in a tizzy about a hot dog. The damn things are Oscar Mayer for crying out loud. They probably had some poor slob intern run down to Albertsons and pick up a bunch or something. The next person I meet that makes a big deal about Dodger Dogs, I’ll probably have to slit from gullet to groin and leave lying on the sidewalk in a pool of his own Dodger-Blue blood.

3. I hate the front office. It’s not enough that they hire some ‘tardo G.M. who picks fights with fans and skews the market by signing has-been pitchers for ungodly amounts of money. When that doesn’t work they have to siphon off real talent from actual intelligent front-offices to build their team. Now that they’re finally winning for the first time in twenty years, I have to hear all the idiot fans crowing like they’re team is so great. OF COURSE YOUR TEAM IS DOING WELL, THEY COPIED THE A’S AND GIANTS YOU IDIOTS!

2. I hate Jeff Kent. I’ll say that one again: I hate Jeff Kent.

1. I hate the fans…A LOT. Get a load of this guy:

From: HUGO VELASCO [mailto: stangmoz@yahoo.com]
Sent: Monday, April 18, 2005 8:56 PM
To: Funkychild@ihatela.com
Subject: FUCK L.A HATERS
I invite you and the rest of you haters to dodger stadium come with you fuck dodger and fuck L.A attitude.Don't just hide behind your computer screen and talk shit.Pathetic lame hermaphrodites.The world revolves around LOS ANGELES..I doubt Sacto or any other northern Cali city has a hate site for it..

Spelling and grammar errors (and an appalling understanding of basic physics) notwithstanding, the guy can’t even make a coherent point. I think he’s trying to invite me to enjoy a game with him, though I can’t for the life of me figure out why he would think I’d want to patronize his crappy team with my money. He’s so stupid, he actually thinks that an avowed hater of his shitty little team would actually want to voluntarily go down into that muck and watch a game.

Dodger fans assume that since they are not loyal to their teams, everyone else probably isn’t either. They can’t figure out why anyone would root for the Giants or Kings when they haven’t won a championship. One more losing season from the Lakers and all those tools down there will suddenly pretend like they’ve been Spurs or Pistons fans forever.

Yes, I hate the L.A. fans most of all.]The Giants our on a three game win streak watch out... were hot. Fuck the yanks, soxs, and the dodgers. I hate the Dodgers

I could seriously go on all day about why I hate the Dodgers so much. That franchise is so much the embodiment of what I hate about L.A. sports and the L.A. people I think I’d rather dry-heave forty times in a row at 3:00 A.M. than go to Chavez Ravine for even one second. Here’s just a few of the things I hate about the Dodgers:

5. I hate Dodger-Blue. Am I the only person that realizes it’s just blue? Royal-freaking-blue! The Kansas City Royals wear the same color and they don’t get all high and mighty about it. You’d think the retards in marketing had invented a cure for cancer! All of the lemmings and team drifters think it’s some sort of magical color that they bleed. I’ll tell you right now: if I ever see anyone bleed Dodger-Blue, I’m going to assume that it’s from breathing in all of the pollution and not from love of the Dodgers.

4. I hate Dodger dogs. It’s a known fact that the city of Los Angeles is a horrible place and most people would rather jam a pencil in their temple than spend any significant time there. Apparently, it’s so bad that they get all up in a tizzy about a hot dog. The damn things are Oscar Mayer for crying out loud. They probably had some poor slob intern run down to Albertsons and pick up a bunch or something. The next person I meet that makes a big deal about Dodger Dogs, I’ll probably have to slit from gullet to groin and leave lying on the sidewalk in a pool of his own Dodger-Blue blood.

3. I hate the front office. It’s not enough that they hire some ‘tardo G.M. who picks fights with fans and skews the market by signing has-been pitchers for ungodly amounts of money. When that doesn’t work they have to siphon off real talent from actual intelligent front-offices to build their team. Now that they’re finally winning for the first time in twenty years, I have to hear all the idiot fans crowing like they’re team is so great. OF COURSE YOUR TEAM IS DOING WELL, THEY COPIED THE A’S AND GIANTS YOU IDIOTS!

2. I hate Jeff Kent. I’ll say that one again: I hate Jeff Kent.

1. I hate the fans…A LOT. Get a load of this guy:

From: HUGO VELASCO [mailto: stangmoz@yahoo.com]
Sent: Monday, April 18, 2005 8:56 PM
To: Funkychild@ihatela.com
Subject: FUCK L.A HATERS
I invite you and the rest of you haters to dodger stadium come with you fuck dodger and fuck L.A attitude.Don't just hide behind your computer screen and talk shit.Pathetic lame hermaphrodites.The world revolves around LOS ANGELES..I doubt Sacto or any other northern Cali city has a hate site for it..

Spelling and grammar errors (and an appalling understanding of basic physics) notwithstanding, the guy can’t even make a coherent point. I think he’s trying to invite me to enjoy a game with him, though I can’t for the life of me figure out why he would think I’d want to patronize his crappy team with my money. He’s so stupid, he actually thinks that an avowed hater of his shitty little team would actually want to voluntarily go down into that muck and watch a game.

Dodger fans assume that since they are not loyal to their teams, everyone else probably isn’t either. They can’t figure out why anyone would root for the Giants or Kings when they haven’t won a championship. One more losing season from the Lakers and all those tools down there will suddenly pretend like they’ve been Spurs or Pistons fans forever.

Yes, I hate the L.A. fans most of all.]The Giants our on a three game win streak watch out... were hot. Fuck the yanks, soxs, and the dodgers. I hate the Dodgers

I could seriously go on all day about why I hate the Dodgers so much. That franchise is so much the embodiment of what I hate about L.A. sports and the L.A. people I think I’d rather dry-heave forty times in a row at 3:00 A.M. than go to Chavez Ravine for even one second. Here’s just a few of the things I hate about the Dodgers:

5. I hate Dodger-Blue. Am I the only person that realizes it’s just blue? Royal-freaking-blue! The Kansas City Royals wear the same color and they don’t get all high and mighty about it. You’d think the retards in marketing had invented a cure for cancer! All of the lemmings and team drifters think it’s some sort of magical color that they bleed. I’ll tell you right now: if I ever see anyone bleed Dodger-Blue, I’m going to assume that it’s from breathing in all of the pollution and not from love of the Dodgers.

4. I hate Dodger dogs. It’s a known fact that the city of Los Angeles is a horrible place and most people would rather jam a pencil in their temple than spend any significant time there. Apparently, it’s so bad that they get all up in a tizzy about a hot dog. The damn things are Oscar Mayer for crying out loud. They probably had some poor slob intern run down to Albertsons and pick up a bunch or something. The next person I meet that makes a big deal about Dodger Dogs, I’ll probably have to slit from gullet to groin and leave lying on the sidewalk in a pool of his own Dodger-Blue blood.

3. I hate the front office. It’s not enough that they hire some ‘tardo G.M. who picks fights with fans and skews the market by signing has-been pitchers for ungodly amounts of money. When that doesn’t work they have to siphon off real talent from actual intelligent front-offices to build their team. Now that they’re finally winning for the first time in twenty years, I have to hear all the idiot fans crowing like they’re team is so great. OF COURSE YOUR TEAM IS DOING WELL, THEY COPIED THE A’S AND GIANTS YOU IDIOTS!

2. I hate Jeff Kent. I’ll say that one again: I hate Jeff Kent.

1. I hate the fans…A LOT. Get a load of this guy:

From: HUGO VELASCO [mailto: stangmoz@yahoo.com]
Sent: Monday, April 18, 2005 8:56 PM
To: Funkychild@ihatela.com
Subject: FUCK L.A HATERS
I invite you and the rest of you haters to dodger stadium come with you fuck dodger and fuck L.A attitude.Don't just hide behind your computer screen and talk shit.Pathetic lame hermaphrodites.The world revolves around LOS ANGELES..I doubt Sacto or any other northern Cali city has a hate site for it..

Spelling and grammar errors (and an appalling understanding of basic physics) notwithstanding, the guy can’t even make a coherent point. I think he’s trying to invite me to enjoy a game with him, though I can’t for the life of me figure out why he would think I’d want to patronize his crappy team with my money. He’s so stupid, he actually thinks that an avowed hater of his shitty little team would actually want to voluntarily go down into that muck and watch a game.

Dodger fans assume that since they are not loyal to their teams, everyone else probably isn’t either. They can’t figure out why anyone would root for the Giants or Kings when they haven’t won a championship. One more losing season from the Lakers and all those tools down there will suddenly pretend like they’ve been Spurs or Pistons fans forever.

Yes, I hate the L.A. fans most of all.]The Giants our on a three game win streak watch out... were hot. Fuck the yanks, soxs, and the dodgers. I hate the Dodgers

I could seriously go on all day about why I hate the Dodgers so much. That franchise is so much the embodiment of what I hate about L.A. sports and the L.A. people I think I’d rather dry-heave forty times in a row at 3:00 A.M. than go to Chavez Ravine for even one second. Here’s just a few of the things I hate about the Dodgers:

5. I hate Dodger-Blue. Am I the only person that realizes it’s just blue? Royal-freaking-blue! The Kansas City Royals wear the same color and they don’t get all high and mighty about it. You’d think the retards in marketing had invented a cure for cancer! All of the lemmings and team drifters think it’s some sort of magical color that they bleed. I’ll tell you right now: if I ever see anyone bleed Dodger-Blue, I’m going to assume that it’s from breathing in all of the pollution and not from love of the Dodgers.

4. I hate Dodger dogs. It’s a known fact that the city of Los Angeles is a horrible place and most people would rather jam a pencil in their temple than spend any significant time there. Apparently, it’s so bad that they get all up in a tizzy about a hot dog. The damn things are Oscar Mayer for crying out loud. They probably had some poor slob intern run down to Albertsons and pick up a bunch or something. The next person I meet that makes a big deal about Dodger Dogs, I’ll probably have to slit from gullet to groin and leave lying on the sidewalk in a pool of his own Dodger-Blue blood.

3. I hate the front office. It’s not enough that they hire some ‘tardo G.M. who picks fights with fans and skews the market by signing has-been pitchers for ungodly amounts of money. When that doesn’t work they have to siphon off real talent from actual intelligent front-offices to build their team. Now that they’re finally winning for the first time in twenty years, I have to hear all the idiot fans crowing like they’re team is so great. OF COURSE YOUR TEAM IS DOING WELL, THEY COPIED THE A’S AND GIANTS YOU IDIOTS!

2. I hate Jeff Kent. I’ll say that one again: I hate Jeff Kent.

1. I hate the fans…A LOT. Get a load of this guy:

From: HUGO VELASCO [mailto: stangmoz@yahoo.com]
Sent: Monday, April 18, 2005 8:56 PM
To: Funkychild@ihatela.com
Subject: FUCK L.A HATERS
I invite you and the rest of you haters to dodger stadium come with you fuck dodger and fuck L.A attitude.Don't just hide behind your computer screen and talk shit.Pathetic lame hermaphrodites.The world revolves around LOS ANGELES..I doubt Sacto or any other northern Cali city has a hate site for it..

Spelling and grammar errors (and an appalling understanding of basic physics) notwithstanding, the guy can’t even make a coherent point. I think he’s trying to invite me to enjoy a game with him, though I can’t for the life of me figure out why he would think I’d want to patronize his crappy team with my money. He’s so stupid, he actually thinks that an avowed hater of his shitty little team would actually want to voluntarily go down into that muck and watch a game.

Dodger fans assume that since they are not loyal to their teams, everyone else probably isn’t either. They can’t figure out why anyone would root for the Giants or Kings when they haven’t won a championship. One more losing season from the Lakers and all those tools down there will suddenly pretend like they’ve been Spurs or Pistons fans forever.

Yes, I hate the L.A. fans most of all.]The Giants our on a three game win streak watch out... were hot. Fuck the yanks, soxs, and the dodgers. I hate the Dodgers

I could seriously go on all day about why I hate the Dodgers so much. That franchise is so much the embodiment of what I hate about L.A. sports and the L.A. people I think I’d rather dry-heave forty times in a row at 3:00 A.M. than go to Chavez Ravine for even one second. Here’s just a few of the things I hate about the Dodgers:

5. I hate Dodger-Blue. Am I the only person that realizes it’s just blue? Royal-freaking-blue! The Kansas City Royals wear the same color and they don’t get all high and mighty about it. You’d think the retards in marketing had invented a cure for cancer! All of the lemmings and team drifters think it’s some sort of magical color that they bleed. I’ll tell you right now: if I ever see anyone bleed Dodger-Blue, I’m going to assume that it’s from breathing in all of the pollution and not from love of the Dodgers.

4. I hate Dodger dogs. It’s a known fact that the city of Los Angeles is a horrible place and most people would rather jam a pencil in their temple than spend any significant time there. Apparently, it’s so bad that they get all up in a tizzy about a hot dog. The damn things are Oscar Mayer for crying out loud. They probably had some poor slob intern run down to Albertsons and pick up a bunch or something. The next person I meet that makes a big deal about Dodger Dogs, I’ll probably have to slit from gullet to groin and leave lying on the sidewalk in a pool of his own Dodger-Blue blood.

3. I hate the front office. It’s not enough that they hire some ‘tardo G.M. who picks fights with fans and skews the market by signing has-been pitchers for ungodly amounts of money. When that doesn’t work they have to siphon off real talent from actual intelligent front-offices to build their team. Now that they’re finally winning for the first time in twenty years, I have to hear all the idiot fans crowing like they’re team is so great. OF COURSE YOUR TEAM IS DOING WELL, THEY COPIED THE A’S AND GIANTS YOU IDIOTS!

2. I hate Jeff Kent. I’ll say that one again: I hate Jeff Kent.

1. I hate the fans…A LOT. Get a load of this guy:

From: HUGO VELASCO [mailto: stangmoz@yahoo.com]
Sent: Monday, April 18, 2005 8:56 PM
To: Funkychild@ihatela.com
Subject: FUCK L.A HATERS
I invite you and the rest of you haters to dodger stadium come with you fuck dodger and fuck L.A attitude.Don't just hide behind your computer screen and talk shit.Pathetic lame hermaphrodites.The world revolves around LOS ANGELES..I doubt Sacto or any other northern Cali city has a hate site for it..

Spelling and grammar errors (and an appalling understanding of basic physics) notwithstanding, the guy can’t even make a coherent point. I think he’s trying to invite me to enjoy a game with him, though I can’t for the life of me figure out why he would think I’d want to patronize his crappy team with my money. He’s so stupid, he actually thinks that an avowed hater of his shitty little team would actually want to voluntarily go down into that muck and watch a game.

Dodger fans assume that since they are not loyal to their teams, everyone else probably isn’t either. They can’t figure out why anyone would root for the Giants or Kings when they haven’t won a championship. One more losing season from the Lakers and all those tools down there will suddenly pretend like they’ve been Spurs or Pistons fans forever.

Yes, I hate the L.A. fans most of all.]The Giants our on a three game win streak watch out... were hot. Fuck the yanks, soxs, and the dodgers. I hate the Dodgers

I could seriously go on all day about why I hate the Dodgers so much. That franchise is so much the embodiment of what I hate about L.A. sports and the L.A. people I think I’d rather dry-heave forty times in a row at 3:00 A.M. than go to Chavez Ravine for even one second. Here’s just a few of the things I hate about the Dodgers:

5. I hate Dodger-Blue. Am I the only person that realizes it’s just blue? Royal-freaking-blue! The Kansas City Royals wear the same color and they don’t get all high and mighty about it. You’d think the retards in marketing had invented a cure for cancer! All of the lemmings and team drifters think it’s some sort of magical color that they bleed. I’ll tell you right now: if I ever see anyone bleed Dodger-Blue, I’m going to assume that it’s from breathing in all of the pollution and not from love of the Dodgers.

4. I hate Dodger dogs. It’s a known fact that the city of Los Angeles is a horrible place and most people would rather jam a pencil in their temple than spend any significant time there. Apparently, it’s so bad that they get all up in a tizzy about a hot dog. The damn things are Oscar Mayer for crying out loud. They probably had some poor slob intern run down to Albertsons and pick up a bunch or something. The next person I meet that makes a big deal about Dodger Dogs, I’ll probably have to slit from gullet to groin and leave lying on the sidewalk in a pool of his own Dodger-Blue blood.

3. I hate the front office. It’s not enough that they hire some ‘tardo G.M. who picks fights with fans and skews the market by signing has-been pitchers for ungodly amounts of money. When that doesn’t work they have to siphon off real talent from actual intelligent front-offices to build their team. Now that they’re finally winning for the first time in twenty years, I have to hear all the idiot fans crowing like they’re team is so great. OF COURSE YOUR TEAM IS DOING WELL, THEY COPIED THE A’S AND GIANTS YOU IDIOTS!

2. I hate Jeff Kent. I’ll say that one again: I hate Jeff Kent.

1. I hate the fans…A LOT. Get a load of this guy:

From: HUGO VELASCO [mailto: stangmoz@yahoo.com]
Sent: Monday, April 18, 2005 8:56 PM
To: Funkychild@ihatela.com
Subject: FUCK L.A HATERS
I invite you and the rest of you haters to dodger stadium come with you fuck dodger and fuck L.A attitude.Don't just hide behind your computer screen and talk shit.Pathetic lame hermaphrodites.The world revolves around LOS ANGELES..I doubt Sacto or any other northern Cali city has a hate site for it..

Spelling and grammar errors (and an appalling understanding of basic physics) notwithstanding, the guy can’t even make a coherent point. I think he’s trying to invite me to enjoy a game with him, though I can’t for the life of me figure out why he would think I’d want to patronize his crappy team with my money. He’s so stupid, he actually thinks that an avowed hater of his shitty little team would actually want to voluntarily go down into that muck and watch a game.

Dodger fans assume that since they are not loyal to their teams, everyone else probably isn’t either. They can’t figure out why anyone would root for the Giants or Kings when they haven’t won a championship. One more losing season from the Lakers and all those tools down there will suddenly pretend like they’ve been Spurs or Pistons fans forever.

Yes, I hate the L.A. fans most of all.]The Giants our on a three game win streak watch out... were hot. Fuck the yanks, soxs, and the dodgers. I hate the Dodgers

I could seriously go on all day about why I hate the Dodgers so much. That franchise is so much the embodiment of what I hate about L.A. sports and the L.A. people I think I’d rather dry-heave forty times in a row at 3:00 A.M. than go to Chavez Ravine for even one second. Here’s just a few of the things I hate about the Dodgers:

5. I hate Dodger-Blue. Am I the only person that realizes it’s just blue? Royal-freaking-blue! The Kansas City Royals wear the same color and they don’t get all high and mighty about it. You’d think the retards in marketing had invented a cure for cancer! All of the lemmings and team drifters think it’s some sort of magical color that they bleed. I’ll tell you right now: if I ever see anyone bleed Dodger-Blue, I’m going to assume that it’s from breathing in all of the pollution and not from love of the Dodgers.

4. I hate Dodger dogs. It’s a known fact that the city of Los Angeles is a horrible place and most people would rather jam a pencil in their temple than spend any significant time there. Apparently, it’s so bad that they get all up in a tizzy about a hot dog. The damn things are Oscar Mayer for crying out loud. They probably had some poor slob intern run down to Albertsons and pick up a bunch or something. The next person I meet that makes a big deal about Dodger Dogs, I’ll probably have to slit from gullet to groin and leave lying on the sidewalk in a pool of his own Dodger-Blue blood.

3. I hate the front office. It’s not enough that they hire some ‘tardo G.M. who picks fights with fans and skews the market by signing has-been pitchers for ungodly amounts of money. When that doesn’t work they have to siphon off real talent from actual intelligent front-offices to build their team. Now that they’re finally winning for the first time in twenty years, I have to hear all the idiot fans crowing like they’re team is so great. OF COURSE YOUR TEAM IS DOING WELL, THEY COPIED THE A’S AND GIANTS YOU IDIOTS!

2. I hate Jeff Kent. I’ll say that one again: I hate Jeff Kent.

1. I hate the fans…A LOT. Get a load of this guy:

From: HUGO VELASCO [mailto: stangmoz@yahoo.com]
Sent: Monday, April 18, 2005 8:56 PM
To: Funkychild@ihatela.com
Subject: FUCK L.A HATERS
I invite you and the rest of you haters to dodger stadium come with you fuck dodger and fuck L.A attitude.Don't just hide behind your computer screen and talk shit.Pathetic lame hermaphrodites.The world revolves around LOS ANGELES..I doubt Sacto or any other northern Cali city has a hate site for it..

Spelling and grammar errors (and an appalling understanding of basic physics) notwithstanding, the guy can’t even make a coherent point. I think he’s trying to invite me to enjoy a game with him, though I can’t for the life of me figure out why he would think I’d want to patronize his crappy team with my money. He’s so stupid, he actually thinks that an avowed hater of his shitty little team would actually want to voluntarily go down into that muck and watch a game.

Dodger fans assume that since they are not loyal to their teams, everyone else probably isn’t either. They can’t figure out why anyone would root for the Giants or Kings when they haven’t won a championship. One more losing season from the Lakers and all those tools down there will suddenly pretend like they’ve been Spurs or Pistons fans forever.

Yes, I hate the L.A. fans most of all.]The Giants our on a three game win streak watch out... were hot. Fuck the yanks, soxs, and the dodgers. I hate the Dodgers

I could seriously go on all day about why I hate the Dodgers so much. That franchise is so much the embodiment of what I hate about L.A. sports and the L.A. people I think I’d rather dry-heave forty times in a row at 3:00 A.M. than go to Chavez Ravine for even one second. Here’s just a few of the things I hate about the Dodgers:

5. I hate Dodger-Blue. Am I the only person that realizes it’s just blue? Royal-freaking-blue! The Kansas City Royals wear the same color and they don’t get all high and mighty about it. You’d think the retards in marketing had invented a cure for cancer! All of the lemmings and team drifters think it’s some sort of magical color that they bleed. I’ll tell you right now: if I ever see anyone bleed Dodger-Blue, I’m going to assume that it’s from breathing in all of the pollution and not from love of the Dodgers.

4. I hate Dodger dogs. It’s a known fact that the city of Los Angeles is a horrible place and most people would rather jam a pencil in their temple than spend any significant time there. Apparently, it’s so bad that they get all up in a tizzy about a hot dog. The damn things are Oscar Mayer for crying out loud. They probably had some poor slob intern run down to Albertsons and pick up a bunch or something. The next person I meet that makes a big deal about Dodger Dogs, I’ll probably have to slit from gullet to groin and leave lying on the sidewalk in a pool of his own Dodger-Blue blood.

3. I hate the front office. It’s not enough that they hire some ‘tardo G.M. who picks fights with fans and skews the market by signing has-been pitchers for ungodly amounts of money. When that doesn’t work they have to siphon off real talent from actual intelligent front-offices to build their team. Now that they’re finally winning for the first time in twenty years, I have to hear all the idiot fans crowing like they’re team is so great. OF COURSE YOUR TEAM IS DOING WELL, THEY COPIED THE A’S AND GIANTS YOU IDIOTS!

2. I hate Jeff Kent. I’ll say that one again: I hate Jeff Kent.

1. I hate the fans…A LOT. Get a load of this guy:

From: HUGO VELASCO [mailto: stangmoz@yahoo.com]
Sent: Monday, April 18, 2005 8:56 PM
To: Funkychild@ihatela.com
Subject: FUCK L.A HATERS
I invite you and the rest of you haters to dodger stadium come with you fuck dodger and fuck L.A attitude.Don't just hide behind your computer screen and talk shit.Pathetic lame hermaphrodites.The world revolves around LOS ANGELES..I doubt Sacto or any other northern Cali city has a hate site for it..

Spelling and grammar errors (and an appalling understanding of basic physics) notwithstanding, the guy can’t even make a coherent point. I think he’s trying to invite me to enjoy a game with him, though I can’t for the life of me figure out why he would think I’d want to patronize his crappy team with my money. He’s so stupid, he actually thinks that an avowed hater of his shitty little team would actually want to voluntarily go down into that muck and watch a game.

Dodger fans assume that since they are not loyal to their teams, everyone else probably isn’t either. They can’t figure out why anyone would root for the Giants or Kings when they haven’t won a championship. One more losing season from the Lakers and all those tools down there will suddenly pretend like they’ve been Spurs or Pistons fans forever.

Yes, I hate the L.A. fans most of all.]The Giants our on a three game win streak watch out... were hot. Fuck the yanks, soxs, and the dodgers. I hate the Dodgers

I could seriously go on all day about why I hate the Dodgers so much. That franchise is so much the embodiment of what I hate about L.A. sports and the L.A. people I think I’d rather dry-heave forty times in a row at 3:00 A.M. than go to Chavez Ravine for even one second. Here’s just a few of the things I hate about the Dodgers:

5. I hate Dodger-Blue. Am I the only person that realizes it’s just blue? Royal-freaking-blue! The Kansas City Royals wear the same color and they don’t get all high and mighty about it. You’d think the retards in marketing had invented a cure for cancer! All of the lemmings and team drifters think it’s some sort of magical color that they bleed. I’ll tell you right now: if I ever see anyone bleed Dodger-Blue, I’m going to assume that it’s from breathing in all of the pollution and not from love of the Dodgers.

4. I hate Dodger dogs. It’s a known fact that the city of Los Angeles is a horrible place and most people would rather jam a pencil in their temple than spend any significant time there. Apparently, it’s so bad that they get all up in a tizzy about a hot dog. The damn things are Oscar Mayer for crying out loud. They probably had some poor slob intern run down to Albertsons and pick up a bunch or something. The next person I meet that makes a big deal about Dodger Dogs, I’ll probably have to slit from gullet to groin and leave lying on the sidewalk in a pool of his own Dodger-Blue blood.

3. I hate the front office. It’s not enough that they hire some ‘tardo G.M. who picks fights with fans and skews the market by signing has-been pitchers for ungodly amounts of money. When that doesn’t work they have to siphon off real talent from actual intelligent front-offices to build their team. Now that they’re finally winning for the first time in twenty years, I have to hear all the idiot fans crowing like they’re team is so great. OF COURSE YOUR TEAM IS DOING WELL, THEY COPIED THE A’S AND GIANTS YOU IDIOTS!

2. I hate Jeff Kent. I’ll say that one again: I hate Jeff Kent.

1. I hate the fans…A LOT. Get a load of this guy:

From: HUGO VELASCO [mailto: stangmoz@yahoo.com]
Sent: Monday, April 18, 2005 8:56 PM
To: Funkychild@ihatela.com
Subject: FUCK L.A HATERS
I invite you and the rest of you haters to dodger stadium come with you fuck dodger and fuck L.A attitude.Don't just hide behind your computer screen and talk shit.Pathetic lame hermaphrodites.The world revolves around LOS ANGELES..I doubt Sacto or any other northern Cali city has a hate site for it..

Spelling and grammar errors (and an appalling understanding of basic physics) notwithstanding, the guy can’t even make a coherent point. I think he’s trying to invite me to enjoy a game with him, though I can’t for the life of me figure out why he would think I’d want to patronize his crappy team with my money. He’s so stupid, he actually thinks that an avowed hater of his shitty little team would actually want to voluntarily go down into that muck and watch a game.

Dodger fans assume that since they are not loyal to their teams, everyone else probably isn’t either. They can’t figure out why anyone would root for the Giants or Kings when they haven’t won a championship. One more losing season from the Lakers and all those tools down there will suddenly pretend like they’ve been Spurs or Pistons fans forever.

Yes, I hate the L.A. fans most of all.]The Giants our on a three game win streak watch out... were hot. Fuck the yanks, soxs, and the dodgers. I hate the Dodgers

I could seriously go on all day about why I hate the Dodgers so much. That franchise is so much the embodiment of what I hate about L.A. sports and the L.A. people I think I’d rather dry-heave forty times in a row at 3:00 A.M. than go to Chavez Ravine for even one second. Here’s just a few of the things I hate about the Dodgers:

5. I hate Dodger-Blue. Am I the only person that realizes it’s just blue? Royal-freaking-blue! The Kansas City Royals wear the same color and they don’t get all high and mighty about it. You’d think the retards in marketing had invented a cure for cancer! All of the lemmings and team drifters think it’s some sort of magical color that they bleed. I’ll tell you right now: if I ever see anyone bleed Dodger-Blue, I’m going to assume that it’s from breathing in all of the pollution and not from love of the Dodgers.

4. I hate Dodger dogs. It’s a known fact that the city of Los Angeles is a horrible place and most people would rather jam a pencil in their temple than spend any significant time there. Apparently, it’s so bad that they get all up in a tizzy about a hot dog. The damn things are Oscar Mayer for crying out loud. They probably had some poor slob intern run down to Albertsons and pick up a bunch or something. The next person I meet that makes a big deal about Dodger Dogs, I’ll probably have to slit from gullet to groin and leave lying on the sidewalk in a pool of his own Dodger-Blue blood.

3. I hate the front office. It’s not enough that they hire some ‘tardo G.M. who picks fights with fans and skews the market by signing has-been pitchers for ungodly amounts of money. When that doesn’t work they have to siphon off real talent from actual intelligent front-offices to build their team. Now that they’re finally winning for the first time in twenty years, I have to hear all the idiot fans crowing like they’re team is so great. OF COURSE YOUR TEAM IS DOING WELL, THEY COPIED THE A’S AND GIANTS YOU IDIOTS!

2. I hate Jeff Kent. I’ll say that one again: I hate Jeff Kent.

1. I hate the fans…A LOT. Get a load of this guy:

From: HUGO VELASCO [mailto: stangmoz@yahoo.com]
Sent: Monday, April 18, 2005 8:56 PM
To: Funkychild@ihatela.com
Subject: FUCK L.A HATERS
I invite you and the rest of you haters to dodger stadium come with you fuck dodger and fuck L.A attitude.Don't just hide behind your computer screen and talk shit.Pathetic lame hermaphrodites.The world revolves around LOS ANGELES..I doubt Sacto or any other northern Cali city has a hate site for it..

Spelling and grammar errors (and an appalling understanding of basic physics) notwithstanding, the guy can’t even make a coherent point. I think he’s trying to invite me to enjoy a game with him, though I can’t for the life of me figure out why he would think I’d want to patronize his crappy team with my money. He’s so stupid, he actually thinks that an avowed hater of his shitty little team would actually want to voluntarily go down into that muck and watch a game.

Dodger fans assume that since they are not loyal to their teams, everyone else probably isn’t either. They can’t figure out why anyone would root for the Giants or Kings when they haven’t won a championship. One more losing season from the Lakers and all those tools down there will suddenly pretend like they’ve been Spurs or Pistons fans forever.

Yes, I hate the L.A. fans most of all.]The Giants our on a three game win streak watch out... were hot. Fuck the yanks, soxs, and the dodgers. I hate the Dodgers

I could seriously go on all day about why I hate the Dodgers so much. That franchise is so much the embodiment of what I hate about L.A. sports and the L.A. people I think I’d rather dry-heave forty times in a row at 3:00 A.M. than go to Chavez Ravine for even one second. Here’s just a few of the things I hate about the Dodgers:

5. I hate Dodger-Blue. Am I the only person that realizes it’s just blue? Royal-freaking-blue! The Kansas City Royals wear the same color and they don’t get all high and mighty about it. You’d think the retards in marketing had invented a cure for cancer! All of the lemmings and team drifters think it’s some sort of magical color that they bleed. I’ll tell you right now: if I ever see anyone bleed Dodger-Blue, I’m going to assume that it’s from breathing in all of the pollution and not from love of the Dodgers.

4. I hate Dodger dogs. It’s a known fact that the city of Los Angeles is a horrible place and most people would rather jam a pencil in their temple than spend any significant time there. Apparently, it’s so bad that they get all up in a tizzy about a hot dog. The damn things are Oscar Mayer for crying out loud. They probably had some poor slob intern run down to Albertsons and pick up a bunch or something. The next person I meet that makes a big deal about Dodger Dogs, I’ll probably have to slit from gullet to groin and leave lying on the sidewalk in a pool of his own Dodger-Blue blood.

3. I hate the front office. It’s not enough that they hire some ‘tardo G.M. who picks fights with fans and skews the market by signing has-been pitchers for ungodly amounts of money. When that doesn’t work they have to siphon off real talent from actual intelligent front-offices to build their team. Now that they’re finally winning for the first time in twenty years, I have to hear all the idiot fans crowing like they’re team is so great. OF COURSE YOUR TEAM IS DOING WELL, THEY COPIED THE A’S AND GIANTS YOU IDIOTS!

2. I hate Jeff Kent. I’ll say that one again: I hate Jeff Kent.

1. I hate the fans…A LOT. Get a load of this guy:

From: HUGO VELASCO [mailto: stangmoz@yahoo.com]
Sent: Monday, April 18, 2005 8:56 PM
To: Funkychild@ihatela.com
Subject: FUCK L.A HATERS
I invite you and the rest of you haters to dodger stadium come with you fuck dodger and fuck L.A attitude.Don't just hide behind your computer screen and talk shit.Pathetic lame hermaphrodites.The world revolves around LOS ANGELES..I doubt Sacto or any other northern Cali city has a hate site for it..

Spelling and grammar errors (and an appalling understanding of basic physics) notwithstanding, the guy can’t even make a coherent point. I think he’s trying to invite me to enjoy a game with him, though I can’t for the life of me figure out why he would think I’d want to patronize his crappy team with my money. He’s so stupid, he actually thinks that an avowed hater of his shitty little team would actually want to voluntarily go down into that muck and watch a game.

Dodger fans assume that since they are not loyal to their teams, everyone else probably isn’t either. They can’t figure out why anyone would root for the Giants or Kings when they haven’t won a championship. One more losing season from the Lakers and all those tools down there will suddenly pretend like they’ve been Spurs or Pistons fans forever.

Yes, I hate the L.A. fans most of all.

I don't care.

[NetNerdsRevenge]

hahahahahahaha.

[oeness]

Your reasons were moronic.

In what way? People have said things like they hate the dodgers because of their color and you're bashing me for giving reasons that actually affect the team. These are the reasons why i hate the yankees. If you were a true A's fan then you would know what i am talking about. They beat us in the playoffs two years in a row in the same dramatic fashion, they take over our stadium every time they come to town, and they took one of the A's best players in team history. How are these reasons moronic? You both still fail to state why they are moronic.

[apoemtothedead]

Here's how they are moronic.

Reason 1: You hate them because they beat you.
Reason 2: You hate them because when they come to town their fans are in the stadium Their ticket costs go to your team. You should thank them for benefiting your team.
3. The A's couldn't afford to sign a player so they did.

This is reason to hate them?

[im_random]

Your reasons were moronic.


Yeah, basically. They were all stupid reasons as to why you don't like the Yankees with basically no validity. So the Yankees snagged 2 games in the ALDS..get over it, obviously they won because they deserved to.

And don't call me a little bitch, asshole.

Here's how they are moronic.

Reason 1: You hate them because they beat you.
Reason 2: You hate them because when they come to town their fans are in the stadium Their ticket costs go to your team. You should thank them for benefiting your team.
3. The A's couldn't afford to sign a player so they did.

This is reason to hate them?

Shit, I didn't even see your post when I posted mine. You and I are on the same page here.

[apoemtothedead]

...and I'm an A's fan.

[im_random]

It's all good. I think it's really funny that you're an A's fan and that other dude is an A's fan. You're much more rational.

[oeness]

It's all good. I think it's really funny that you're an A's fan and that other dude is an A's fan. You're much more rational.

I still hate the yankees and i still think you're a lil bitch.

[apoemtothedead]

I still hate the yankees and i still think you're a lil bitch.
yet you avoid my response.

[oeness]

yet you avoid my response.

First of all a team that has eliminated you from the playoffs 2 years in a row is a valid reason to not like the team. That is how most rivalries have been created over the years. One of the biggest rivalries in baseball are the yankees and the red sox. The red sox before last year were not able to beat the yankees and win the W.S. This created the biggest rivalry in baseball. Im not trying to compare my hate towards the yankees with a red sox fan because im not that much of a die-hard yankee hater.

Now about the yankee fans taking over the coliseum... Money-wise that is great for the A's. But Im taking this entire issue based on a fans perspective. With money aside, i hate going to an A's game where the opposing team's cheers equal up to the home teams. Im guessing that you have never been to an A's vs. yankees game at the coliseum. Try to go to one this year. The yankees come to town in two weeks. If you are a true fan then you will know exactly why it pisses me off when there are thousands of yankees fans at the game. I know that most of the yankee fans there are well behaved but there are many groups of arrogant ones as well that are just there to start shit.

And for the last issue about Giambi... I know that the A's do not have the money to keep super-stars. Another example of this is when Miggy left the A's 2 years ago. The difference between Giambi and Miggy though, is that Miggy was a good sport and wanted to stay in Oakland but the A's just could not afford him. Giambi was offered a deal from the A's that would have been the largest deal in team history. I believe it was something like a 7 year deal for 90 million with a no-trade clause. But he declined that because he wanted to live the big city life and be a star in New York in pinstripes. He changed from a kick-back down-to-earth grungy guy to a clean-cut arrogant yankee. Its depressing watching a guy that grew his entire career with the A's become such a fake person.

[apoemtothedead]

I go to 25 A's games a year. I've been there when the Yankees fans are there. I've been there when the Red Sox fans are there. I've been there when Giants fans are there. And they're there to do same thing as you are doing. enjoy the game. Why should they not be allowed to cheer for their team?

there are many groups of arrogant ones as well that are just there to start shit.

Think that might have something to do with A's fans ostracizing them for liking the Yankees?

The A's had the opportunity to sign Giambi the spring training before they lost him. They didn't offer him a no-trade clause then, and by the time they did he had his eye set on New York. Oh well. And honestly, with the steroid controversy would you still want him?

[oeness]

I go to 25 A's games a year. I've been there when the Yankees fans are there. I've been there when the Red Sox fans are there. I've been there when Giants fans are there. And they're there to do same thing as you are doing. enjoy the game. Why should they not be allowed to cheer for their team?



Think that might have something to do with A's fans ostracizing them for liking the Yankees?

The A's had the opportunity to sign Giambi the spring training before they lost him. They didn't offer him a no-trade clause then, and by the time they did he had his eye set on New York. Oh well. And honestly, with the steroid controversy would you still want him?

Its cool for them to root for their team its just no team in this world likes it when they are playing at their home field and everytime they fuck up the crowd cheers. Home field is supposed to be a place where the players can come and feel that the fans have their back. But when you have 25000 screaming yankee fans its hard to play well. Imagine if at a Raiders game there were 25000 Bronco fans. There would be a full out riot!

Id have to say that you go to more games than me. I know that a lot of A's fans try to start shit as
well but it isnt one-sided.

Ya they did offer Giambi the same contract without the notrade clause at the beginning. But after seeing how he did in NY (or after he got off the roids), im glad he didnt sign. Im thinking the yankees are going to send him off packing soon. That bum.

[apoemtothedead]

But when you have 25000 screaming yankee fans its hard to play well.

A true player would be able to tune that out. So everyone but Byrnes should be fine.

I like it when opposing teams fans are there. The fights are fun to watch, plus it's nice to see the stadium full.

[oeness]

A true player would be able to tune that out. So everyone but Byrnes should be fine.

I like it when opposing teams fans are there. The fights are fun to watch, plus it's nice to see the stadium full.

Ya but no matter what they do hear the cheers. Maybe not during the play but after it they can.

My brother-in-law is the only person I know that has been held in the coliseum holding cell. He said that theres a bucket in the corner for you to piss in and thats about it. That was at a yankee game by the way. He said the other guy started it but knowing him im sure it was pretty mutual.

[apoemtothedead]

Where do you sit in the colliseum?

[oeness]

Where do you sit in the colliseum?

It depends how much money i have. Normally i try to get second deck on third base side. The best seats Ive had are the seats in the little boxed off area by the dugout. I got them for free from a friend. That was hella nice because people brought us food and drinks to our seats.

[apoemtothedead]

I recommend the bleachers [where I sit]. $8 or 9, and the best seats in the house.

[oeness]

I recommend the bleachers [where I sit]. $8 or 9, and the best seats in the house.

Hell ya. The crowd in the bleachers is the best. The only problem is that if your not in the front row you cant see part of the outfield

[apoemtothedead]

Hell ya. The crowd in the bleachers is the best. The only problem is that if your not in the front row you cant see part of the outfield
well thats why you get there when the gates open. :)

[oeness]

My 100th post!

[AshesAshes]

blah da yanks

[homer]

yet you avoid my response.
You make SF look bad...leave. The A's suck.

[apoemtothedead]

You make SF look bad...leave. The A's suck.
A's: 4 Titles
Giants: 0

'nuff said.

[im_random]

I still hate the yankees and i still think you're a lil bitch.

and i think you have a stick up your ass. i could care less if you think i'm a little bitch considering a- i do not know you and therefore don't give two shits about what you think about me and b- you have absolutely no valid reason to call me a bitch. get the fuck over yourself.

[yeknom]

i hate the fuckin yankees, they are sooooo gay.

[marrost]

2. George Steinbrenner is single-handedly ruining baseballI didn't read the whole thread, but that is a bunch of shit. How is he single-handedly ruining baseball? He's playing by the rules. He doesn't run the fucking league.

[apoemtothedead]

I didn't read the whole thread, but that is a bunch of shit. How is he single-handedly ruining baseball? He's playing by the rules. He doesn't run the fucking league.
I agree.

[Adeniz19]

A's: 4 Titles
Giants: 0

'nuff said.
giants have won titles... just not in SF :(

i think they have a solid chance this year if people could actually stay healthy.

[imaketshirts]

Giants will run the A's now. Go giants! There on fire. 6 in a row?, thats right.

[selftitled85]

someone mentioned something about farm systems and building teams from the bottom up. the yanks did that.

jorge, alfonso soriano, mo, jeter, mattingly, williams, and pettite were all yank farm recruits. the prob steinbrenner has is that he thinks in the now and not the future. which is why the yanks sucked in the mid 80s to early 90s. he got rid of all the top recruits for aging stars (resembles now). thank god he stopped that in the early 90s and let the yanks build up talent. but now he is dying for another ring so hes doing it again.

[Fullcollapse3k]

I like the Yanks more than the Red Sox.

Can't really stand either squad, though.

[Killadelphia]

I'm a Brewers fan, so I hate the Yankees because A-Rod is worth more than the Brewers. Jaykay, I have no problem with the Yankees. :animateds

lol

[rcrook]

keep bumping insignificant threads!

[Killadelphia]

okay!