i need to get laid

[WakingTheMisery]

nuff said.

[mondeoman]

Join the club.

[Blueskyburning]

join the club.

going out tonight down town, see if i pull anyone, hahaha

[Trainsaw]

God gave you a hand for a reason.

[somesortofidiot]

poor guy

[WakingTheMisery]

haha... i went to my summer house with my girl friend the other day and forgot the key. terrible experience. it was a good, although sexless, day.

[Trainsaw]

You don't need a house to have sex, that's why god made the ground

[WakingTheMisery]

You don't need a house to have sex, that's why god made the ground
i like to stay clean.

[Carlo Marx]

i haven't gotten laid since i broke up with my girlfriend in December. Damn you college movies, and your lies of promiscuous sex with eager women.

[mondeoman]

God gave you a hand for a reason.
Why did God give me a roommate who prevents me from participating in this activity as we speak.

[Trainsaw]

i like to stay clean.


ah one of those people, if the girl won't do it anywhere then its time to move on

Why did God give me a roommate who prevents me from participating in this activity as we speak.

shit man just go ahead and do it, he won't look if he doesn't want to see the show

[noles05]

just go to hawaii?

[mondeoman]

just go to hawaii?
WHAT?

[noles05]

don't people get laid there? like right when you get off the plane?

Why did God give me a roommate who prevents me from participating in this activity as we speak.
so he could introduce you to hot chicks :love:

[mondeoman]

don't people get laid there? like right when you get off the plane?


so he could introduce you to hot chicks :love:
Oh yeah. Horrible joke Jimmy.

[noles05]

God gave you a hand for a reason.
actually God gave us 2 hands ;)

[mondeoman]

don't people get laid there? like right when you get off the plane?


so he could introduce you to hot chicks :love:
Hot sluts you mean.

[jaimej]

I get to see my boyfriend tomorrow. :)

[SwingingMics]

I get to see my boyfriend tomorrow. :)
hand jobs, it's all about the hand jobs

[noles05]

I get to see my boyfriend tomorrow. :)
yeah, it's been a while. i miss ya. ;)

Hot sluts you mean.
with tits :boobies:

[mondeoman]

yeah, it's been a while. i miss ya. ;)


with tits
:headshake

yeah, it's been a while. i miss ya. ;)


with tits :boobies:
Yeah you got a point. Cuz I can't bring in hoes of my own.

[jaimej]

Haha Jimmy you're just my bitch. ;)

[noles05]

Haha Jimmy you're just my bitch. ;)
i knew it :(

[mondeoman]

Haha Jimmy you're just my bitch. ;)
hahahhahahaha

[jaimej]

i knew it Don't worry, I mean bitch in the most loving way.hahahhahahahaErich I know you're jealous.

[noles05]

Don't worry, I mean bitch in the most loving way.

how was TAI tonight?

[mondeoman]

Don't worry, I mean bitch in the most loving way.Erich I know you're jealous.
I am indeed jealous. But Jimmy is kind of my bitch too so I guess it evens out. haha

[noles05]

I am indeed jealous. But Jimmy is kind of my bitch too so I guess it evens out. haha
:scatter:

[jaimej]

how was TAI tonight?MEAN. :Mad_anim:

I am indeed jealous. But Jimmy is kind of my bitch too so I guess it evens out. hahaHaha good :)

[noles05]

MEAN. :Mad_anim:
they were mean? jeeze. i thought they were cool.

[jaimej]

they were mean? jeeze. i thought they were cool.No YOU are mean. And you knew that. Not funny.

[mondeoman]

:scatter:
What does that even mean?

[noles05]

No YOU are mean. And you knew that. Not funny.

im sorry :uhoh3:

[jaimej]

What does that even mean?Hahaha I was wondering the same thing. So weird.

[noles05]

What does that even mean?if only you knew...
http://www.musichead.org/concertreviews/brandnew/8.22.02/tbs.jpg
....half as much as you pretend to.

[jaimej]

Oh lord.

Boys like you are a dime a dozen Jimmy. ;)

[noles05]

Oh lord.

Boys like you are a dime a dozen Jimmy. ;)
boys like me are a dime a dozen. the hard part is finding the other 11.

[jaimej]

Hahaha.

[mondeoman]

Jimmy you're so emo.

Speaking of hot sluts, there is one in my room right now that Gavo is giving a massage to.

[noles05]

Jimmy you're so emo.

Speaking of hot sluts, there is one in my room right now that Gavo is giving a massage to.
that's where you cut in..

[mondeoman]

that's where you cut in..
Ehhh I don't like these girls. They're trashy. That is entirely my problem is that I'm way too picky.

[noles05]

Jimmy you're so emo.

Speaking of hot sluts, there is one in my room right now that Gavo is giving a massage to.
if you call this emo
http://l00076.myspace.com/00076/51/22/76332215_m.jpg

Ehhh I don't like these girls. They're trashy. That is entirely my problem is that I'm way too picky.

http://www.cs.duke.edu/~goodson/vision/Phase1/User%20Hand.jpg vs. http://www.nat.org/nattoons/primary-tastes-and-the-shapes-they-remind-me-of/5-vagina.jpg

[mondeoman]

if you call this emo
http://l00076.myspace.com/00076/51/22/76332215_m.jpg



http://www.cs.duke.edu/~goodson/vision/Phase1/User%20Hand.jpg vs. http://www.nat.org/nattoons/primary-tastes-and-the-shapes-they-remind-me-of/5-vagina.jpg
That picture makes me laugh everytime. You should get em reduced.

That is the eternal struggle. Hand vs. vagina.

http://www.bubblegumclub.com/Characters/posters/love.gif

[noles05]

That picture makes me laugh everytime. You should get em reduced.

That is the eternal struggle. Hand vs. vagina.

http://www.bubblegumclub.com/Characters/posters/love.gif
http://www.ludwigphotos.com/images/Z%20GRDN.jpg

[Signals Corrupted]

i plan on getting laid this weekend

[a typicalcliche]

i plan on getting laid this weekend
which stage?

[apoemtothedead]

which stage?
you wanna watch?

[Signals Corrupted]

which stage?


hahaha

[a typicalcliche]

you wanna watch?
maybe

[mondeoman]

http://www.ludwigphotos.com/images/Z%20GRDN.jpg
Pshhhhhhhh don't post that, that's us being intimate! ahhahahahaha

[NFG4ever]

nuff said.
G luck with that haha

[SilverStar89]

I get to see my boyfriend tomorrow. :)
Are you going to see him in my fabulous town?

[BrandNew20]

I haven't gotten any since early March...lame.